OFFICIAL EVERTON V SPURS GAME THREAD 1
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Everton: Howard; Coleman, Stones, Funes Mori, Baines; Barry, Cleverley; Lennon, Barkley, Kone; Lukaku
Spurs: Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies; Carroll, Dier; Eriksen, Alli, Lamela; Kane
Hello, I'm the other Spurs supporter on this site.
Easy win la
First for Utd.
honestly just want to see some memes
>>64645565
I'm Spurs too! Eternal /yid/ thread when?
Europa: The Match
>>64645580
HURRIKANE INCOMING
>lenin
everton pls win
>tfw Everton areas going to lose because of Bobby's defensive tactics
Fuck this gay earth senpai
>>64645565
me too mate
>Everton's squad is good enough to win the league
bobby brown shoes everyone
>11 english players on the pitch
what year is it?
Spurs are like Liverpool
they think they are good but in fact they are shit
3-1 Everton
Hello I'm here for Tim Howard
Nice midtable clash
>>64645639
Thank god, we've been waiting for someone to take him back to the US.
agent Lukaku to the rescue
>>64645646
Ummm??? Spurs are in the top 4???
Why are the vast majority of PL pundits ex-Liverpool players?
>>64645639
is tim howard a muzzie?
>Lennon
Literally why
>deulofeu benched
RIP in pizzas my fantasy team cup run.
>>64645628
4-1 :)
WE CAN DO IT LADS WE CAN WIN THIS
>>64645660
because they're all from the generation where liverpool were the best team in england
now we're slowly getting a bunch of ex-united pundits
Imagine having a striker in the form of his life
and you're still 11th in the league
what happens when lukaku hits a bad patch?
>>64645668
No. Pay debnts
>>64645592
This
bet lennon scores the winner against us
and it will hurt :(
>>64645628
>Everton only conceding one goal
>>64645684
Lukaku's leaving in January m8
>>64645662
They dont call him "Taliban" Tim "no flowers for the twin towers" Howard for nothing
Is Kane vs Lukaku going to be our generation's Messi vs Ronaldo?
>>64645682
can't wait for the era of leicester and watford pundits
>>64645713
>our
What part of generation are you from?
>>64645713
>our
must be underage
>>64645713
top quality bait
>>64645668
Sleep tight Socrates
>>64645713
neither would make it in la liga
>>64645741
>>64645713
samefag is real
imagine being sponsored by chang beer
does evertons owners have any integrity?
>>64645658
Nice proxy Ameribro
look at that fucking tottenham team
who the fuck are 90% of them
how the hell are they doing so well
>4pm
>already dark out
living in england must be miserable
>>64645747
>the city of Australia
>>64645767
pochettino's a good manager
>>64645767
>this typical epl babby knowledge
>No Deulofeu.
>Lennon and Kone over Mirallas.
Can Everton get rid of this meme manager please?
Is Lukaku a Walloon or Flemish
dubs and Totteham win
>>64645768
It is, but not for that reason
Time to make some goddamned breakfast
>>64645785
A negro
>>64645776
>Spurs: Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies; Carroll, Dier; Eriksen, Alli, Lamela; Kane
walker = shit
alderweireld = shit
davies = shit
carroll = shit
dier = shit
alli = shit
lamela = on the verge of no longer being shit
rest are good
>>64645768
It's beginning to get lighter already
Hasn't even been cold this year, England has pleasant weather
>>64645801
alderweireld = shit
dier = shit
alli = shit
what happened to that costa rican fullback that was on everton? he broke his leg and was never heard from again but that was like two years ago. brian oviedo i think
Reminder that Kone starts every week for everton
>>64645801
>this whole post
>>64645801
>alderweireld = shit
>dier = shit
>alli = shit
stop posting
>>64645801
>alderweireld = shit
>davies = shit
>dier = shit
>alli = shit
Idiotic
>playing with sheffield utd on fifa 16
>get Alli on a 1yr loan
>hes fucking shite
smH
>inb4 0-0
>>64645807
>England has pleasant weather
why the fuck did lelnnon start? everton want to lose?
Spurs fans are so shit they have to steal songs from Southampton
Last two digits is the number of minutes we have to wait for Kane to score.
>>64645815
>what happened to that costa rican fullback that was on everton?
>proceeds to say exactly what happened to him
>>64645837
At least we have more than one song.
>>64645841
seems reasonable
>>64645841
ok, rolling, my digits count
>>64645825
>playing lelfa
>>64645796
I'm out of eggs :(
>>64645837
4-1
>carroll
what
Remember that everton fan saying everton had the 3rd best squad in the league and he would only consider swapping squads with arsenal and city
>cleverley, lennon, barry, kone and funes mori in starting lineup
>3rd best squad
Are Spurs the most handsome EPL team??
>Carroll
Who?? What??
Tottenham are still a meme at this point.
If they want to establish themselves as a consistent Top 4 team, then they're going to have to go to your Goodisons and your Anfields and get results.
>>64645852
Bacon, toast, sausage, and some tea and you are sorted
>>64645846
but you don't
>>64645843
>brian oviedo
no u dumbfuck. he's recovered and hasn't even played - explain what your inbred media reports have been saying
>>64645881
this meme will never catch on
>>64645881
ok who started this ''your X your Y your Z'' meme
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
dear for this game because dembele to carroll is such a major downgrade
>>64645876
Arselel has jiroo so they win by default.
weird, is that everton being lucky again
good shot
>>64645902
they also have flopzil so that cancels it out
spurs = literally pacebabby team.
fun to watch tbqh,
>>64645893
It will mate, you better invest in it before it's too late.
>>64645876
Arsenal has Giroud bram
>>64645883
>When the Spurs go marching in
>Glory, glory, Tottenham Hotspur
>We are Tottenham, super Tottenham
>Spurs are on their way to Wembley
>Hot shot Tottenham
To name but a few
>>64645902
lamela > giroudinho in terms of beauty
>kane exposed
shit finish t.b.h
>>64645926
only for metros.
THAT FUCKING POST
fuck me dat kane
goddamnit
>>64645926
if you're into lesbian looking fuccboys that is
>>64645917
the only pace merchant on the team is Walke
>>64645925
They are all the same boring ass song
which are all stolen from Southampton and the Saints go marching in
TROLLBAR
R
O
L
L
B
A
R
>>64645875
Barry has been outstanding so far this season. Cleverly has looked good and is back playing a style of football that suits him but he had a lengthy injury layoff so can't judge yet. Funes Mori has been excellent.
Kone is shit.
>>64645893
Am I the only one who have heard people talk like this in real life? This isn't new. You cunts wanna get out more.
Would have been the most relaxed finish in history SENPAI
>kane
>>64645926
Top kek, Brazil confirmed for knowing nothing
Only gays with a taste for twinks would say that Lamela looks better than Giroud
>>64645955
are you genuinely retarded
Why are Everton so shit?
>rooting for a Jewish club
Not. Even. Once.
>>64645948
>They are all the same boring ass song
>We are Tottenham, super Tottenham
>Spurs are on their way to Wembley
>Hot shot Tottenham
Trust a hammer to be unable to read.
>>64645925
>when i was just
>a little boy
>my mumma gave me a little toy
>an arsenal fan
>on a stick
>so i'm gonna kick his fucking head in
>fucking head in
>fucking head in
>i'm gonna kick his fucking head in
>>64645893
yeah, the meme is good, but is it as good as your >torres' and your >moyes'?
>>64645966
Martinez turned them into a more expensive Wigan
>>64645969
Back to stormfromt
>>64645917
Spurs are one of the slowest teams in terms of sprinting
They're just good at changing gear and passing quickly
alli is too injury prone
>>64645974
i'll go first.
POO
IN
LOO
sorry
>>64645893
Are you saying it's not got the staying power of your >we's, your (You)s or your 7-1's?
Spurs looking the better side
This'll end 0-0
>>64645966
because they have a good striker and everyone else is shit (players, manager, coaches, owner, fans)
>>64645973
>>on a stick
On a string,
She told me to kick fucking head in
It needs to be string because it rhymes with in, you clown.
where did this lamela on the left meme originate
>>64645955
Do you live next to Michael Owen?
>>64645973
this is goat
>£30 for a ticket to watch everton
>>64645999
it's just a typo, football friend :^)
>>64646019
lol I didn't pay anything and I'm watching everton right now
Roberto Martinez is a good manager
>>64646019
>£90 for a ticket to watch Arsenal
have to make this count spurs cmoooon
>>64646018
hello goat
where is sheep
>kick eriksen in the knee
>get angry at him when the ref gives free kick
top chuckle
spurs will never be taken seriously as a top 4 contender until its about 90 percent likely they get it. even Leicester are taken more seriously than spurs. i dont dislike spurs or know why this is, but i know i think it and so does every other non spurs fan
>>64646031
haha top meme-ing my boy
well done.
shit call
was tim howard ever good?
>Lame Ella
>>64646052
even Spurs fans have the same mindset tbqhwyf
>>64646064
around 2008
>>64646064
nope
even when moyes was playing defensive football he never kept clean sheets
>lamela taking free kicks
????
longballs have been really poor
usually toby sprays them however he likes
You wouldn't let Baines near your kids, would you?
>Have Eriksen on your team
>Let someone else take a free-kick
baines looks english af
>>64646064
World Cup tbqh
>>64645953
>Funes Mori has been excellent.
>>64646052
>non-spurs
nigga please, we assume we're gonna finish 5th and think talk of us being title challengers is confusing and frightening.
non-spurs fans are WAY more optimistic about our chances.
>>64646089
he looks like the guitarist from a shit 90s indie band
Arsneal are shit
Going to finish sixth at best
If you think this is impossible, you are fucking dumb
Arse anal
Arsenlel
Walolcot
When is the arsenal meme going to stop.
They are forever a meme though
2015 world champions
TFW Wexford youths
>>64646089
He's the fifth Beatle la
Everton getting outplayed atm. Spurs just lack that final pass
>>64646086
>not letting him marry your kid and becoming a millionaire
>>64646089
he looks like he'd nick a cig off you without asking
I'm bored LA
what a joke
>>64646112
Cheers you benign cunt
>>64646105
sober up paddy
goat
L E N N O N
E
N
N
O
N
>all of (You)
what a load of bollocks
undeserved as fuck
Wut
going to the shop to get some snacks, you guys need anything?
>Spuds
christ
>LENNON
>LENNON
>LENNON
>LENNON
>LENNON
>>64646112
you?
>>64646112
nice
holy shit Lennon did something
Fucking cunt lenon
>Spurs
>>64646128
youre mums a benign
TAKE THAT JUICE
typical lucky everton
LENNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON HAHAH FUCK OFF TOTTENSHIT
guys remember this meme
>the mighty spurs
>spuds
HAHAHA
>"English" "Premier" League defending
wew lad
>spuds
>aaron lennon
LMAO SPUDS
how does martinez do it?
legend
>Lennon scores
It's like poetry.
>completely dominate your opponent with good tactics
>get scored -0-1
>spuds
This is gonna be such a spursy game.
>>64646104
exactly, The Stone Roses comes to mind
Oy vey
>lennon
>>64646136
Gis a few fucking sarnies you soft cunt
>>64646130
Fuck off karaoke
>>64646144
>>64646143
Completely against the run of play tbqh
>one shot
>one kill
this commentary
>beating tottenham
>"we dont care what the red shites say"
You now remember that Kyle Walker let his dog fuck his girlfriend
>>64645834
Ayyyyy
>mfw /sp/ said I was shit
is cleverley good now?
>Lennon
Oh great, NOW he's useful
Hahaha fuck off yids
>Spurs are title contenders
Have you noticed that commentators never say:
>HE MIGHT HAVE STRUCK THAT TOO WELL!!
when the player actually scores?
>>64646197
Sauce?
>>64646204
He's always been good, Fergie was just a shit manager
Lennon y u do dis
>Almost 2-0 immideatly
HOUSE
OF
CARDS
>>64646197
I'm not calling you a liar, but....source?
>>64646217
google it you fucker.
Lelmela
>>64645834
Kek
>>64646219
Fergie was probably among the top 3 managers in the history of the sport la
put the bread in the basket
>>64646217
>>64646230
Don't be sickos, it was posted here and it's fucked
yfw Cleverley is GOAT now
Tottenham is a bit spursy isn't it?
>>64646204
He was always pretty good. Just not United starter material
>Lamlela
Relax lads, we have this
As long as Carroll stops trying to shoot
>>64645948
>which are all stolen from Southampton and the Saints go marching in
You do realise Southampton didn't come up with that song, right?
>everton scored
>not pitch invasion
weird
>>64646249
>united starter
heh
>>64646245
I meant a link to a story from a reputable source saying that Walker's gf fucked a dog, not a video of her fucking a dog.
who /atthematch/ here?
>>64646234
>>64646200
it was hardly expected. I guess he has a point to prove against spurs. he is playing like a man of zest.
>>64646262
haha just saw you on TV you look like a right mug
>>64645948
>>64646254
>EPL fan "culture"
all my keks
>>64646262
did you bring your laser pointer?
who /3winsin4/ here??
>Kone
>>64645948
>which are all stolen from Southampton and the Saints go marching in
Which is just an American folk song. First Man United stole "Battle Hymn of the Republic", and now this. Can't you just come up with your own songs?
disgusting how lucky everton are
Troll bar
>>64646274
Stop posting this
unlucky.
FUG
>>64646262
Get off this board you autist
fuck!
>hitting the bar twice and not scoring
JUST
>>64646259
Sure you did m8, sure you did.
Fuck's sake Davies.
Fucking trollbars.
>>64646271
He's Kone
>>64646283
literally the first time I posted it m8
only my second post of the weekend tbhyw
everton are the luckiest fucking cunts
>meme team
>meme set piece
>hit ls crossbar
Pottery
Everton FC
Roberto's blue army
Aaaaheryyaaahhh
youre supposed to hit inside the woodwork senpai
THE FUCKING BAR
>>64646274
hows brady been playing?
>>64646307
>literally the first time I posted it m8
no it wasn't you utter mug
fuck off
>>64646310
Really? They seem pretty unlucky historically, with murderous Liverpool fans fucking them out of a European Cup and all.
>>64646291
>being swedish
>>64646262
>admitting to being either scouse or jewish
Either way you´re a subhuman
Is there any good number 10 in the EPL?
Even Silva is shit nowadays.
TOTTEN SHIT TOTTEN SHIT TOTTEN SHIT
...
TOTTEN SHIT TOTTEN SHIT TOTTEN SHIIIIIT
...
TOTTEN SHIT!
So is Eriksen shit again?
>>64646335
Mané :^)
>inside of the post
>underside of the crossbar
2spursy4me
>>64646326
Typical everton delusion
>>64646310
>forgetting about Middlesex Oven Dodgers refball against Watford
Fuck off yid scum
>the one blatantly obvious Livershit fan in this thread
>>64646322
sorry you are so buttblasted but it is misdirected right now
>>64646322
good, he's been at left-back lately because Olsson a shit. his set-piece taking is very inconsistent.
>>64646335
De Bruyne
>inb4 he doesn't play on 10
complain to fucking lellegrini, not me
if you hit the post you are off target
learn to shoot better
>>64646326
This desu senpai
>>64646335
Özil obviously
>>64646341
he was meant to be world class.
now he's just eplel fringe contender tier.
>>64646360
who?
>>64646347
Nah, I'm a Spurs "fan" (foreign plastic), it's just that from what I know Everton isn't a club that I'd call "lucky".
>>64646326
>t-those years we weren't allowed to compete we would have won it
what was wrong with all the years they were allowed to?
>>64646320
sorry senpai lad
>>64646351
For how long has Martin Tyler supported Tottenham?
do they sell beef jerky at the tesco?
>>64646335
Özil
>>64646326
wow, a yank that genuinely knows his shit about football
>>64646370
Several of the club's best payers and their manager left as a result of no euro
>10/10 ball into the box
>no one there to finish
wew
>>64646370
They got good right around the time of Heysel, right?
>>64646351
>>64646374
yeah he rarely beat the first man when he took them at hull. anyway gl senpai
This game is so dense. Every single image has so many things going on.
>>64646376
>beef jerky
disgusting.
eating meat other than birds is disgusting.
>>64646369
>>64646382
just yank regurgitating deluded everton propaganda
>russ fuarkley
>>64646395
It's like poetry, it rhymes
>>64646363
He was never meant to be world class, but I still expect him to get better. He would thrive in Spain 2bh.
>>64646370
They weren't very good. Right before English teams were banned they won the title and were widely regarded as one of the best teams in europe at the time, they were pretty formidable. Then they signed Gary Lineker and he scored 30+ goals in one season and they pretty much rekt everybody. The ban then came in and Lineker and a few other players left for the likes of Barcelona and other clubs where they could play European football.
It's dumb to say they would have won it but they had a good chance and never got to try.
>>64646375
He just gets excited. Remember his little orgasm when Martial scored his first goal of the season?
spurs have played really well
this is fucking annoying
> Losing to Evershit
>>64646400
muh 96
>Lamelel
has he done anything right this game
>>64646396
but you can make beef jerky out of bird meat????
turkey beef jerky is v. common around here
>>64646400
>BLATANTLY obvious Livershit fan
Calm down you fucking wool.
WE NEED A GOAL BEFORE HALF TIME LADS
COME ON THE WEATHER
>it's a spurs can't break down a team parking the bus episode
>>64646446
>everton fans calling other people wools
50% of everton fans are welsh
Eriksen is the key to all of this.
>>64646433
>>96
>>64646446
I love you t b h
>yfw lamela backwards is still lamela
just got in
lennon of all people
was it a good goal?
>>64646354
This
"Unlucky"
No its not, he willfully shot the ball there
Is Chadli done?
Spurs really are the memest of teams. Complete dominance yet they are losing.
>lamelel
>>64646463
he's playing well, guess being dropped last game was the kick up the arse he needed
>>64646462
Thank you for confirming your status as a bad wool having a whinge in a thread about Everton you fucking virgin
>>64646429
>that flag
>those teeth
>>64646446
>that flag
>that post
>>64646396
Go back to Saudi Mohammed
>>64646473
ummm what? it's alemal
are you retarded?
This is starting to look like that Barça - Celtic game.
>>64646459
Come on my tits
>>64646479
>Complete dominance yet they are losing.
They're slowly turning into Arsenal.
>>64646474
It was a good finish. Only happened because of shit tier defending though.
>>64646474
Nice finish
>>96
>>64646487
you're the one whinging about muh non-existent potential european cup
wool
>>64646488
>>64646489
>>64646494
Cool it with the racism, guys
>Pochettino yelling in English
Spurs are literally worse than Villa right now
what was that thing the lad behind the linesman was eating?
this match is a meme-off tßh
>>64646463
>>64646485
Top Kek
>tfw overdosed on weed
>we are the better side
>losing
OK
>>64646487
You got banned for a reason you shitposting autist
>>64646527
Go back to Mexico, Juan
>>64646473
We meet again..
>>64646535
>still types this out somehow
hehk
>>64646531
Toffee
cos they're the Toffees
>>64646527
>>/r/soccer
>>64646485
I still think he should be more involved. For a 10, he doesn't get enough goals or assists, but I think Poch should seriously consider moving him back to his more favoured position as an advanced 8.
He's more an Iniesta type of player than anything else
>>64646521
>still fails to deny his status as a wool trying his best to pretend to be a scouser
How utterly pathetic. You realise a scouser wouldn't be in a thread blubbering about Everton right? The scouse thing is to pretend that neither side gives a shit about the other one.
>everton propaganda
>everton delusion
>everton are lucky cunts
Nobody is allowed to give that much of a shit about a non-team like Everton.
Support your local team you bandwagoning wool cunt
>Everton vs Tottenham
>Everton fans talking about liverpool
typical small club behaviour
The Everton coffees are my fav team
calling security "stewardesses"
fucking englel
>Everton vs Tottenham
>Everton fans talking about liverpool
typical small club behaviour
>>64646558
More deluded everton logic
you're right, only someone who doesn't support liverpool would laugh at everton, makes perfect sense
is alli a paki or a mulatto?
>>64646575
He said "stewards"
>>64646575
enjoy getting shot lol
>>64646575
That's because only old people and children go to football games in England
Just like any American sport
>fuarkley
>>64646532
0(ZERO) prem titles
>>64646582
>pakis
>sport other than cricket
>>64646558
Only everton do that
You win a couple of games and start talking about a champions league spot
Then you lose a game and pretend you don't care
>everton gamethread
>every post is about liverpool
Every time. cant you just focus on the game?
>>64646580
Nobody would laugh at Everton to the extent that you have in this thread because nobody gives a shit you virgin.
>I'M A LIVERPOOL FAN! FUCK EVERTON AMIRITE GUYS? I'M FROM LIVERPOOL, HONEST
Wool are fuck.
ahhhhhhhhhh
What a fucking goal
DAT ALLI
delli goati
Well damn
RIP Evershit
SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS
DELE ALLI GOAT
Holy fuck that was James Rodriguez tier
ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
fucking lovely goal
Well fuck and breed my tight muscled ass
Why is there a delusional liverlose fan in this thread? If you aren't an Arsenal, Everton or yid fan you have no reason to be here
this is why english players are the best in the world
fucking beautiful goal
most deserved goal of the season
Holy crap, what a god damn goal.
>neverton getting BTFO in their own thread
pity them desu
holy shit
EBDA EBDA EBDA EBDA EBDA EBDA EBDA EBDA EBDA EBDA EBDA EBDA
ALLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DADDY ALLI
A
D
D
Y
A
L
L
I
DELE ALLI
NICE ONE
Gonna be an interesting second half
ALLICAT!!!
top tier goal desu
Goal of the Month already
>>64645801
Wow, WHAT a faggot.
EBDA
DAT ALDERWEIRELD PASS
SIGNING OF THE FUCKING SEASON
>Alli is a Liverpool fan
>Scores against Everton
Poetry desu
BAMADELLI!!!
Delle Alli - The Next Big Thing - Goals And Highlights 2015/2016
EVERLEL
>>64646602
The wool is getting angry, what a sad deluded virgin
>"nobody gives a shit"
>blatantly does give a shit
stay mad you sheep shagging lonsdale wearing virgin
Where is he from? Arabia?
>neverton
sides
>>64646532
Number of Premier League titles for Liverpool FC: 0 (ZERO)
I thought the first half was already over and I missed the goal goddamit.
Will Dele Alli be the one black English midfielder that is actually creative instead of being a pacebabby?
inb4 Arsenal/Spurs title fight
>>64646634
>Daddy
I had an amusing post about Spurs losing lined up for half time - but I've had to cancel it now. Thanks Alli.
That was a slam dunk
>EPL
>Only the away crowd can be heard
This atmosphere is fucking pathetic
>>64646619
*does exactly that*
>>64646605
>>64646616
>>64646618
>>64646623
>>64646626
>>64646638
>>64646639
>long hoof and a decent finish
>"WORLD CLASS LADS HOLY FUCKKKKK"
How the mighty have fallen. This used to be concidered the best league in the world at some point.
>>64646660
No, his name is literally Delhi Alley, he's always gonna be shit
>>64646661
You know it's the best option
>>64646667
daaaaaaaaaamn
>>64646661
TELL THAT TO KHAN JEEP CLUB
>>64646667
dats hot
19(NINETEEN) YEARS
>>64646645
this
alderweireld best signing of the season
alli #2
poch is a genius
>>64646683
Oh shut the FUCK up. You are such a complete moron.
>>64646667
>that Everton defending
shameful
>>64646464
great numbers lad
>>64646676
>that flag
>that post
only thing that can be heard in xieden is your women screaming while being fucked by arabs
why are sweden denmark and norway trolling this thread lads
>>64646532
>Dele Alli
Beautiful British name that.
>>64646667
webm of first goal anywhere?
>>64646683
>that flag
>more mountains than people
>more sheep raped than women
Opinion discarded
>>64646697
So salty
>>64646619
london
>>64646645
He´s literally a Chelsea fan though.
http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2015/10/10/patrick-bamford-revealed-dele-alli-is-a-chelsea-fan-in-2013/
>>64646667
Fucking beautiful goal
>>64646709
because 80% of liverpoop fans are scandis
Settle an argument for me lads.
Lukaku obviously isn't a top level striker, but where does he rank against your Girouds, your Dzekos and your Hernandezs?
>>64646683
> he lives in a literally who country
>>64646730
Better than all of them
>Alli was a Liverpool fan growing up and his hero was Gerrard
Ahahaha what a fucking shite player.
>>64646709
what else is there to do in Scandinavia, eat raw fish and watch iraqis fuck their girlfriends?
I love your British players with a foreign sounding name
>nordics constantly moaning about the league
Feel free to fuck off at any time.
Everton would be pretty good if they had good players and a good manager and a rich owner and a bigger stadium
>>64646730
He's better than all of them. Lukaku, next to Kun and Kane, is best striker in the PL
>>64646730
genuinely the worst gimmick i've seen
>>64646704
>50% of his capital is pakis and indians
>He has a smaller decibel count in his maximum capacity glass and plastic stadiums than in my 15k Allsvenskan brick arenas
KEK
>>64646742
Kayaking.
>>64646745
sorry delrontavious lopez
>>64646730
Higher at the moment than all those
>>64646745
What nationality was Muhummed Ali again?
>>64646730
is this the best meme of 2016 already?
where does it rank against your >7-1's, your TORRES TORRES TORRES's, your TSUUUUUUU's?
>>64646730
would you shut the fuck up about this meme
we get it you're trying to make fun of americans
not funny anymore
>>64646745
>Barack Obama
>>64646774
Cassius clay was an american
>>64646745
why can't white Americans play your sports?
Deli Alli is good and all but where does he rank with your Klebersons, your Djemba Djembas, your Bullards?
Why do the strange people of Sweden and Denmark ( I think those are all of the Nordic country's, let me know if I missed any) watch our tv entertainment and obsess over English things? Is there nothing to do over there?
Brits will stupidly argue that he was never good, but Tim Howard WAS good. He was excellent. I've watched more Tim Howard in the national team and on Everton than probably the majority of Everton fans. USA breeds decent goalkeepers, that's an indisputable fact and only ignorant yellow teeth tea drinking limeys with hate boners for America will try to argue otherwise.
Despite all this, Timmy looks a step slower than he used to. It's sad to see but inevitable that age would catch up to him. Hope he leaves his unappreciative British fans and lets Everton deal with Joel "the new Almunia" Robles.
>>64646778
Wait, it's making fun of americans? I did not know that! Thanks bro!
>>64646761
Eat a black dick, Sven.
> http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/dec/04/every-16-year-old-in-sweden-to-receive-copy-of-we-should-all-be-feminists
>>64646797
>Is there nothing to do over there?
Pretty much that. Except compile charts about how high their quality of life is.
just in time for the second half, how enjoyable was the first half?
also how did the belgians perform or didnt they play mentionable role?
>>64646761
>>He has a smaller decibel count in his maximum capacity glass and plastic stadiums than in my 15k Allsvenskan brick arenas
Why, what's happening there, they having the weekly public stoning of white people?
>>64646795
>norweigan chelsea 'fan'
AHAHAHA too perfect. literally cant make it up
>>64646799
America has never produced a good football player, Tim Howard plays for a literally who club.
>>64646799
He had two good seasons in over 10 years of playing in the premier league
>>64646786
That's was his slave name, honky
>>64646797
Our culture is superior
>>64646776
definitely at the top when you compare it to your he does it for free's you can tell it's right up there
>>64646820
Both assists were by Belgians
Good first half, spurs on top. Will be a fun second half
>>64646820
lukaku assisted evertons goal
alderweireld assisted spurs' goal
>>64646828
Donovan was a genuinely good player
>>64646745
Btfo hard anal porn dripping anus
FIGHT
>>64646847
Leave it out you tart
>>64646797
Same reason UK is obsessed with americans
>>64646799
Last season he was statistically the second worst goalkeeper in all of Europe.
>a step lower than he used to be
lel
>>64646828
>>64646830
You are embarrassing.
>>64646820
>>64646836
>people being nice and reasonable on /spee/
GTFO of my board nerds
>>64646820
Still didn't write my 150 word essay for tomorrow and you want me to write another 100 about a soccer match?
>>64646797
No, you're right actually. That's why most Swedes root for England when the World Cup rolls around too. I always found this annoying as fuck, so I'm actually here to watch some not-really-world-class footy and troll Englishmen
>>64646836
>>64646841
aight thanks. have a (you)
>>64646850
don't forget WIN
>>64646791
comes nowhere near bullard
>>64646833
Top export.. Adele
gg m8
Could Dele Ali be the greatest English player of all time?
I say yes.
>>64646850
GET
>>64646828
Clint Mathis, Clint Dempsey, John O Brien the list goes on..
>>64646854
> he thinks it doesn't work both ways between Britain and the USA
>>64646778
It's highlighting the way some English pundits talk.
Here's a quick debate
If you could choose between an eternal arse thread or an eternal yid thread, which one woul pick?
>>64646858
everton threads are almost always comfy as fuck
>tfw have 100 on everton and If I win i'll make 500+
>>64646797
Scandos support England when their own teams go out
>>64646857
He's right. The best he's ever managed to reach is 'solid'. For the majority of his 10 year career he's been average and he's ruining his professional reputation by staying on too long and insisting on starting games when he's clearly absolutely fucking shit.
Everton have other problems anyway so he's lucky in that respect but he's single handedly cost them at least six points this season.
>>64646847
Donovan is LITERALLY a meme player
If he was truly that good he would have played in Europe
>>64646799
I would say I'm amazed at your brazen stupidity but considering your flag, it's actually not amazing at all.
>>64646882
if you were a soup
what flavour soup would you be
>>64646791
>Djemba Djemba plays in the Indonesian league
>>64646882
Think I´d rather kill myself desu
>>64646900
Butternut squash desu
>>64646882
nuke both
I always filter the Arsenal thread
>>64646896
hello reddit
>>64646861
that's really nice
thank you
>>64646900
kimchi
>>64646797
Because your tv-entertainment is GOAT and ours is shitty af
That's the only real aspect of british culture that we are into as far as I know.
>>64646893
Not true, we support Iceland and the Netherlands
>>64646791
Much better than your Bullards.
>>64646874
we do it here too
annoying if i am being frank
>>64646870
Could? Does!
>>64646900
Who would win in a fight, a giraffe sized goat or 10 dog sized lions?
>>64646900
Begova corba tbqhwy
>>64646900
Minestrone
Adrian JACKPOT Lewis to be honest with you family member
who /neville v fat spanish waiter/ here
New thread >> >>64646934
New thread >> >>64646934
>playing the American national anthem 'Pumped Up Kicks' at HT
s m h
>>64646931
Lions
>>64646922
would you or would you not consider cheering for the memest team on earth, given your own country doesnt qualify for a EC or WC?
>>64646931
Would you rather be a 6 foot penis, or have a tiny man as your penis?
>>64646942
Gando m8
>>64646895
You claim statistics then don't provide a source, and you act like Tim Howard has the authority to tell Everton to make him the starting goalkeeper. You think Martinez doesn't have a choice in this?
Howard has been in the prem longer than any other player on that squad. Everton isn't a Liverpool or even a Tottenham, mate. You're acting like you deserve much better than a 36 year old Tim Howard.
The fact is you can't afford much better and you're playing the best option, so fucking deal with it. Also get me those made up statistics you're claiming.
>>64646896
>pele was never good
SPEEEEEEERRRZZZZZ
>>64645767
they're a bunch of gorillas hopped up on meth
they aren't good football players
>>64646896
He played for Everton and performed well. The reason he didn't settle in Europe is because the MLS paid him boatloads of cash to be the face of the league.
>>64646972
>Takes my statement about a player from the 00's and applies it to a player from the 60's
WEW
The main thing I hate about Tim Howard is his arrogance and shitty attitude in the face of being shit. He's deluded.
He tells the fans to calm down and posts bullshit on twitter like "LET'S GO GET IT!" and "GAME DAY! HUSTLE NEVER STOPS!" and then swipes at thin air as a simple cross is nodded past him week in, week out.
The Liverpool goal keeper who fucked up and conceded a stupid goal was massively apologetic afterwards and said he'd let the team and the fans down. People were very forgiving and appreciate the gesture. Tim Howard posts pictures on Instagram of some faggoty diamond watch immediately after losing a game. Meanwhile Lukaku and Deulofeu, who scored and assisted three before them and yet still ended up on the losing team, post apologies and promises to try harder.
Fuck Tim Howard.
>>64646900
Fiery garlic
>>64646931
Going with the goat
>>64646965
Be the penis
>>64646882
Arse
guys can you stop posting in this thread please, there is a new thread and I would appreciate it if your posts were in there
>>64647000
Dude he has touretts let him be
>>64647000
Yeah you're either a deluded chink or a brain damaged limey cuck.
Fuck you and your shit opinions.
English acestream where
>>64647000
he is american
what did you expect familia
THAT FUCKING TOUCH SENPAI
>>64647040
Was ranked worst keeper in the entire prem last season you mong. Get over it. Just because he's American you're deluded that he's good, or even decent. He's utter dogshit.
>>64647032
>>64647040
>>64647041
>>64647047
>>64647079
>>64647087
THERE'S A NEW THREAD YOU FUCKING RETARDS STOP POSTING IN HERE
>>64647041
zunox hk is best atm
but its nbc
>harry the mong
>>64646464
Underrated get
>>64646725
>He´s literally a Chelsea fan though.
Really? He said his hero is Steven Gerrard, so I guess I just assumed that he was a Liverpool fan. If he was a Chelsea fan you would think that he'd idolize Lampard.
>>64647291
You can still look up to individual players from other teams. I´ve always been a Chelsea fan, but my favorite player has always been Fabregas, especially during his Arsenal days 2bh. His ability to pick out a perfect pass or just suddenly burst through the defense or even score an absolute bloot was amazing to watch, even though he always used to be a bit of a cunt about Chelsea after >we spanked them.
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