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West Indies 3/115 - Rain break. It's hosing down here aswell, probably no more /grig/ today.
England 5/317. Shit Efrica on suicide watch
BBL tonight: Thunder v Pissbane
Lads.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64634620
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG STATSAUTIST
pathetic
/nrl/ is up lads
>>64632692
>>64632692
>>64632692
peeality poo on terminated chronicle watch
>>64634906
Glad to see you've moved on to a new meme, friend.
statsvomit on furious obsession and jealousy watch
poo peeland on irrelevant and overly descriptive naming watch
Oh here we go. Normies on Facebook are going to start pretending they knew who Matthew Hobden was and they're so sad RIP mate.
GAJ got married yesterday
little Gabletts coming soon
krazykuck on exposed watch
>>64635056
who
>>64635072
Gary Ablett Jnr
>>64635106
who
When did memespouter start watching cricket?
>>64635144
don't be coy, you know who I'm talking about
>B. Mac
>0 (3) in the biggest game of his life
>Southee
>0 for 63 in the biggest game of his life
Pathetic
you have 10 seconds to name a more deplorable ""human"" being than statsgook
>400000(FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND) "people" watched the WOMENS Big Meme game yesterday
kek
KEK
Wogball on SUICIDE watch
>>64635194
I really don't, but I'll assume its some Cucktorian
Just got an email from Vanguard Investments lads
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>>64635152
He doesn't.
He goes wherever /nrl/ goes like a fucking lapdog and regurgitating their memes.
The only sport he watches is rugby where he gets ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS if ANYONE shitposts in his precious /rug/ general - that is of course, on pooicide watch without /nrl/'s assistance.
One day he will suffer an aneurysm while walkcuntposting, his weak voice too soft to cry out for help. Not that his parents would even respond even if they heard it. We all know they're secretly hoping for the day it happens anyways.
And as he lies there, his fingers struggling to select all street signs for one last time, he will know that he absolutely deserved it.
>>64635152
>watching sports
KEK what a joke.
I just post on /sp/ for the memes and troll people
WE WON THE WORLD CUP BROS
Fucking POO PEELAND THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR STAYING IN YOUR MEME GROUND MEME COUNTRY
>>64635322
>statscunt literally took time to type this up
pooicide watch
>>64635280
hello /biz/
Anyone here neet and from Wollongong?
>>64635400
That post will be deleted after he reports it for hurting his feelings, I guarantee it.
>>64635447
gong here but work at lighty.
My young bloke enjoying the highlights. How do I encourage him to like cricket, lads?
>>64635905
Fiances kid?
>>64635905
by not showing him boring test matches, get him into t20 which is the future of our great game. If I have kids one day this will be what I do.
>>64635436
nah more like /r/ausfinance m9
Is it back on?
>>64636119
inspection in 10
What is clarkes hair style called
>>64635951
Swabbed his cheek like a paranoid cunt... waste of a hundred quid really, he's got my face.
>>64636001
yeah, I understand that, but I was so jealous as a seven year old of the lads with the know how and a bat. I'm from a bit of Yorkshire where the sport is strong
>>64636219
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
*blocks*
>>64635905
>leaving food around the house without either eating or disposing of it
disgusting
>>64636178
>Swabbed his cheek like a paranoid cunt... waste of a hundred quid really, he's got my face.
You really that worried about your missus acting up m8?
>he wasn't listening to Grandstand and missed the elite and muscular dissection of the ICC and WICB
If this sounds like you, explain yourself
Who /watchingpoopeeliagetptfo/ here?
>>64636334
No, not really. But it's cheap innit. My uncle/cousin found out they weren't related twenty years down the line when testing for bone marrow... not the way I want to find out.
>>64636353
fucking based Fazeer
so many truthbombs
ACB's on suicide watch
*blocks*
>Rainstralia
>>64636478
>flag
>comment
it's fucking hot lads
>>64636513
>poo
>peelia
>>64636529
no it's not
has there been a bigger waste of talent in the history of sport?
>>64636534
>flag
>comment
>>64636576
>has there been a bigger waste of talent in the history of sport?
Its fucking freezing lads
>>64635905
>posting your child on 4chan
>>64636612
>Fatson
>talent
>>64636677
>comment
>flag
>>64636443
>My uncle/cousin found out they weren't related twenty years down the line when testing for bone marrow... not the way I want to find out.
kek, story time please
>>64636677
Daniel's mum is literally GOATistic Elitespouter
>>64636334
You don't actually trust Western women, do you?
>>64636677
Helloooooo Fox Sports Australia!
>>64636677
FUGG
>>64636677
ZHANE
>>64636677
>could bat anywhere
>could bowl 140+
He got fat and was never allowed to settle in a role, but he was talented
>>64636677
WADSON
*blocks*
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64636735
>David Walliams
>>64636735
nah i have a muslim gf desu
>>64636660
Who gives a fuck? If I've got to be up at 5am watching one formerly great Test nation and Australia play cricket...
>>64636696
Much sadder than it should have been, I'm afraid. The woman's side had a degenerative disease called Leigh's disease which neither the father or son to assumed parents shared. Second son, who my uncle assumed was his, exhibited symptoms and died at 7 after finally wasting away. My uncle wasn't a carrier tho, so mother had fucked around. He wasn't aware til he tried to have kids with his second wife and asked the consultant to check for the chance of Leigh's disease with future kids.
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
*blocks*
>>64637051
do you have the confused/digusted pepe?
>>64637026
Shit that's sad
the state of West Indies cricket: the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrCzi1idvQ
>single mum with two black kids
The future of Australia. No surprise the banker Jews at Commbank are trying to normalise it through persistent advertising.
>>64637026
oh wow i was going to cuckpost but that is messed up
your aunt seems like a cunt Tbh
I miss cricket being more balanced like it was in the 2000s. I mean Australia was pretty OP but the rest of it was a lot more competitive and interesting.
Feels like everything is so one-sided now.
What is patto's hair style called?
My girlfriend is helping some of the West Indian players with their catching practice later tonight, from what I can tell all the hours she has been helping them haven't really paid off.
>>64637145
Actually I'd say today's era is more balanced than the past era because no team right now is objectively "good".
But you're right, there are very few series that are actually competitive these days.
>>64637145
teams were a lot more competitive travelling then, nowadays pretty much every team is a homebabby
>>64637171
What are they catching? Herpes?
>>64637121
>>64637095
Yeah he suffered with the lad's slow death... he found out a decade later he wasn't even his son biologically. She hadn't know either, and their marriage had fallen apart like most marriages after a kid dies... turns out she has a fling.
TLDR I swabbed my little boys cheek with a cotton wool bud, just in case.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/big-bash-league-2015-16/content/story/957451.html?CMP=chrome
>As cricket's footprint on the Australian summer grows in unprecedented fashion, the Cricket Australia's chief executive James Sutherland insists that the burgeoning Big Bash League is acting as a complementary, not competing, agent to the traditional Test summer.
>When combined with uniformly strong television audiences, including a groundbreaking 372,000 average for the curtain-raising WBBL match at the MCG ahead of the Stars' BBL defeat of the Renegades, the game's hold over the first week of 2016 in Australia is complete. Talk of the MCG crowd as transformational is understandable, but it should also be combined with concurrent attendances in other parts of the country.
>While it has been suggested more than once that the BBL is detracting from Tests, Sutherland told ESPNcricinfo that the tournament was always intended to complement the five-day game - and that it had given Cricket Australia the ability to draw crowds across the country in ways previously unheard of during the international programme.
>"One of the things that people forget from time to time is the thing the BBL has allowed us to do, [it has] allowed us to provide cricket content in other parts of Australia during the Test cricket season," Sutherland said. "Right now we're playing in other parts of the country and people are watching the cricket during the day [on TV] then saying 'Let's go and watch a Big Bash League game'.
>The contrast with the previous instance in which the struggling West Indies team were a part of the summer Test schedule is stark. In 2009-10, international matches were watched by the poorest crowds and slimmest television audiences in some years, and CA ran at a considerable loss for the season, cutting into cash reserves.
Based Bash on saving cricket watch
>>64637145
I miss the days where teams were actually competitive in ashes series away from home.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-03/watermelonboy-trends-on-twitter-after-mcg-big-bash-eating-effort/7064974
>>64637292
The BBL will singlehandedly kill ODIs in Australia, I guarantee it. Everyone will spend their cash on the T20s and not give a fuck when India visits.
Based. It's about time ODIs went in decline.
So all these people love cricket but none of them want to talk about it on 4Chan sport board, how sad
>>64637303
If you exclude that GOAT Aussie team the only time that happened in recent times was in 2010/11 with England in Australia.
>>64637350
>The BBL will singlehandedly kill ODIs in Australia, I guarantee it.
GOOD
And I'm not being ironic. Rest in piss one day cricket.
I can't fucking believe we're playing India in ODI's AGAIN and NOT the Windies. The Windies are actually good at meme cricket and would be far more interesting than Shitdia again.
>>64637406
and that was a direct result of that GOAT Aussie team all retiring at once
>>64637406
And that wasn't competitive I guess, England walked it.
>>64637406
elite and handsome 2005, if you count that as recent
What is Lyon's hairstyle called?
>>64637406
2009 and 2013 were competitive to an extent
2009 was decided by a meme stand between Blanderson and the first muslim spinning man
2013 was decided by umpball
>>64637350
Yeh, can't say I'll miss ODI's.
>>64637482
You don't lose 3-0 on umpball.
What is this hairstyle called?
>>64637350
Yeah this is a good thing
Can we imagine a world where:
>ALL T20s are domestic tournaments, except WT20
>No ODIs except world cup
>All bilateral series are test only
There is absolutely no point in bilateral limited overs.
>>64637525
I'm talking about the first Test and you know that
Englel won by what 14 runs? Bread scored 60-odd after that umpball.
1-0 up and you have a completely different series compared to 1-0 down when Englel were already holding the Ashes
![all-test-cricketers-warne-has-scored-most-test-runs-without-hitting-century[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ya8tzHw.jpg "all-test-cricketers-warne-has-scored-most-test-runs-without-hitting-century[1]")
Daily reminder Shane Warne is the greatest cricket player of all time.
>>64637585
>>64637350
fuck off Kiwis
Just because you were never invited to the tri-series tournaments doesn't mean they weren't great
Outside of the World Cup, there's not really much of a point for it these days.
Plebs get to watch meme shots in T20 cricket, and Test cricket appeals to the rest of cricket fans. ODI's an awkward hybrid of the two now.
>>64637585
completely agreed
>>64637667
there hasn't been a decent tri-series for a decade you twat.
ODI's are dead. Move on.
>>64637706
yes which indicates that it is a scheduling problem and not a problem with the format
I find it much more interesting than T20 which just boils down to who can hit more sixes
fucking GOAT delivery
>>64637667
>shilling ODIs in the year 2016
>>64637783
when was the last time you watched one day cricket?
The way it is played these days is just 30 overs of waiting and conserving wickets before going into t20 mode anyway
ODI's are just a slow, long and convoluted version of T20
its a redundant format. All the skills you see in ODI cricket you see in t20 in a much more competitive environment.
Lyon truly is the GOAT.
>Warrican
>Holder
>K. Brathwaite
>Blackwood
These players are all honestly "okay" right now and are still young as fuck. If you give them another five years of international cricket, the West Indies could become a mid level team again.
>>64637916
>when was the last time you watched one day cricket?
The World Cup, and it was better than any fucking meme T20 tournament or match
making waves abroad
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/watermelon-wonder-boy-eats-wolfs-7106424
what is this hairstyle called
*blocks*
>>64637916
Cricket's been progressive in adopting t20, but dumping a format that will still make money - at least internationally - will take another decade
>>64637974
Yeah you didn't actually watch the CWC, either that or you're deluded as fuck.
There was 2 months of games and it was fucking atrocious. The only thing that made it bearable was the /cric/ banter.
With the sole exceptions of AUSvNZ(group) and NZvSA and a couple of the associate games, EVERY SINGLE game was trash.
The CWC was an advert for WHY ODI cricket is finished.
>>64637585
>>64637669
This would be my plan for world griget
Have a tier-based league for tests that goes on 4 years, with each team playing an equivalent amount of home and away games against the same opposition. 6 teams a tier, with Associate nations games also being counted.
For ODIs, have the same format as international football where there can be a few friendlies each year, but the main tournament is the World Cup and other regional tournaments like the Asia Cup - NOTHING ELSE.
T20s - scrap the World T20 completely and put it in the Olympics. Instead, start a multinational league with salary caps that has clubs instead of teams, with clubs all over the main test playing nations. Can also have a few throwaway International T20s to balance the costs of tests in a bilateral tour.
Obviously this is not going to happen because broadcasters love the 8 hour long shekels ODIs bring, which is literally the only thing stopping it from being on pooicide watch.
>>64638085
tier based leagues for test cricket is a pretty bad idea tbqh and you'd be scraping the bottom of the barrel to make two, let alone three
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/big-bash-crowd-has-cape-town-talking-big-bash-melbourne-derby-south-africa-v-england-test/2016-01-03
literally Damage Control: The Article
>>64638085
>Have a tier-based league for tests that goes on 4 years
bad idea
Test cricket will die completely in the second-tier
>>64638059
incorrect, there was a number of great games and the tournament as a whole was better than anything I have seen from T20
Maybe I am just too intelligent for cricket these days, seems like people just want 2 hour matches and big hits. The nuance and strategy of the ODI is really unappreciated
>>64638135
>P-P-P-PLEASE LIKE OUR LEAGUE BIG STRONG SOUTH AFRICANS
That was literally NZ Herald-tier.
Good afternoon.
Everyone remembers my comic 'The plebocracy of the masses'. Well I'm pleased to announce I am drawing a sequel entitled 'The Silent Majority'. It will take a while because I'm sorting some shit out to go to Japan, but when it does come out I'm sure most of you will like it.
>>64638135
>The official attendance figure for the first day of this match was 20,195. More than half of those are estimated to have travelled from England, escaping the depressing UK winter and taking the chance to soak up the sun and cheap beer at one of the world’s most stunning grounds.
Everyone knows that test cricket is fine in England (though it is going backwards). It's everywhere else that is the problem.
Also how is it damage control? The guy is completely right. Test cricket is fucked globally. Only in England and Australia is it not on suicide watch
>>64638211
I thought you said you were going to China? You have NOT mentioned at any point that you were going to Japan.
Your narrative is falling apart.
>>64638248
he's not actually going to Japan freshcunt
According to his own "narrative" he is wanted by the AFP for evading "tens of millions" in tax.
If this narrative was actually true, if he rocked up in Japan he'd be arrested on the spot and extradited.
Glenn McGrath is the fucking worst commentator
>>64638324
I know that, I'm exposing the inconsistencies in his narrative.
>>64638135
>At Lord’s, where even the cheapest tickets can set you back upwards of A$100, Tests aren’t always sold out. Outside of London, particularly at Headingley in Leeds, the early Tests of the summer, typically against the likes of New Zealand, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh, struggle to sell.
>$100
>for ONE day of test cricket
Fucking disgusting
*blocks*
>>64638384
The cheapest tickets at the Gabba for the NZ Test were UNIRONICALLY $120
kek
KEK
>>64638384
ticket and food prices are unironically part of what is killing attendance.
the most ridiculous thing about the ticket prices is it's such a small percentage of revenue for cricket boards these days - they could literally charge about 20% of what they do and there would be no significant difference to the bottom line of CA, ECB, etc.
I usually go to the cricket every year with my dad, but it's too much now. We're going the darts instead, cheaper beer.
i like watching test cricket but i couldnt sit there all day. 3 hrs is perfect for casuals like me to attend
>>64638513
the problem is, in the case of both Australia and England the counties/states get the proceeds from the gate
That's why the prices are jacked up so high
>>64638356
They just talk about his stupid foundation the whole time. It's fucking insufferable.
>>64638324
That's what the feds probably think too, but I have my ways and people I'm connected to. See it actually helps being likeable in this world and having people help your situation out. But I guess you wouldn't know what that's like.
>>64638513
At least in England, the Test venues have to bid to provide a certain amount of revenue for the ECB. That's why Yorkshire & Lancashire, which are 75% of club cricket, didn't have an Ashes Test last time.
based rain
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR713.loop.shtml
there's only a tiny spec over Randwick
shouldnt be long
COVERS ON
>Port Arthur was a false flag
>>64638590
elite truth bombs from RC yet again
have a good trip man
>>64638464
Unsurprisingly, ticket prices are actually pretty good at the MCG.
>kraigg
what kind of fucking retarded name is that?
IM AT THE GROUND. COVERS ARE COMING OFF
>>64638693
I miss all the based old english names they used to have like Garfield Sobers, Clive Lloyd, Richie Richardson and Vivian Richards.
Nothing was better than having these giant black Caribbean guys playing under such meme names
I'm at the ground covers are coming on lads
COVERS BACK ON LADS
>the monster tits on that gilf
>milf with big tits in the crowd
noice
Is it gonna rain for the Thunder game tonight?
>>64638903
doesn't look flash, might be okay if they're not pussies, Pissbane will probably be stoked with a washout draw
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR661.loop.shtml
Brathwaite
Gayle (c)
Darren Bravo
Simmons
Blackwood
Hope (wk)
Russell
Holder
Gabriel
Taylor
Bishoo
just bowled underarm lads
>>64638971
what about Chanderold?
>>64639009
finished
he was clearly past it against South Africa and England
The only other two batsman I'd even consider would be Dowrich as kepper and Dwayne Bravo
>>64638903
>rain
>thunder
POTTERY
>>64639009
too old and too shit now
>>64639046
oh and the fatcunt
t. Tony Cozier
>>64638971
I wouldn't give gayle the captaincy
also I always rated dwayne bravo
>Nicki Minaj is from Trinidad
>>64639135
Rihanna is from Barbados
>>64639135
She's half Indian as well. Theres a term for half black/Indian but i forget it
>>64639135
Is Trinidad related to your mum?
All the laddish horsing around in KFC ads comes across as really homoerotic.
COVERS ARE COMING OFF
535 RESTART
>>>/int/53019121
Is he right?
>>64639201
Yes.
pro-tip: the first guy who replied? Me
>>64639159
Blindian here but they're reluctant to use it IME. They tend to identify as black.
>>>/int/53019121
>and everyone else plays Rugby Union.
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64639215
*second
What will be THE hot new /cric/ meme of 2016?
>>64639199
Fuck I thought you were shitting me, its on
>>64639337
Test cricket
Nannes is a fucking nerd
>>64639337
probably something involving spamming CBT, anal insertion and MM facials
>>64639500
>disbelieving krazyGODzja
know your stuff
good throw Hazledope
These two are really digging in, I'm looking forward to a good partnership between them and for Braithwaite to make a well deserved century
steve o keefe is fucking shit
why did they even bother holy shit
>>64639753
nice one tony
Is Nathan Lyon the greatest Australian off spinner of all time?
>>64639788
even that paki ahmed would have been better, at least he bowls leggies
>>64639819
'no'
that would be me senpai.
>>64639788
They're playing WI
>>64639829
You forgot your tripcode and indonesian proxy
>>64639788
>LEE FUGG LE SOGG XDDDDD :D :D :D XDDDDDDDDDD
why are the cherries on holder's bat green?
does okeffe have the beginnings of a JUST haircut
joe 'future short leg goat' burns
>>64639788
>>64639824
(YOU)
Should Marlon Brando be dropped?
>>64639861
practicing with tennis balls m8
ELITE FIELDER JOE BURNS
>>64639829
Hello Tim May
>O'Keefe
This is what we get for hiring foreigners desu
also his nickname is apparently Sock
Will the Windies be saved by the weather?
start of the day:
>warne: i wanna see him (okeefe) spin the ball
end of the day:
>warne: good bowling no spin just getting it in there
fucking commentators
who's the cunt that keeps saying "bowling (insert nickname here)" every ball
fucking annoying
>>64639899
nah they're unironically going to lose this
they'll get bowled out tonight/the little play on days 2/3
Warner will crack a double on day 4 and then they'll get rissoled on day 5
>>64639905
>not listening to elite and handsome ABC Grandstand
>>64639906
Probably mccullum yelling really loudly
>>64639905
SOK is the Australian Jadeja
he will be invaluable in India
>>64639921
F A Z E E R
A
Z
E
E
R
Is seth efrika finished once AB and steyn retire?
>>64639906
Nevill
If you think that's bad, watch Ireland or South Africa play
> Lyon's shitty average
>>64634851
Anyone care to elaborate one the specifics of the anti fun laws of the """"""""""""""""""""""state"""""""""""""""""""""" of poo south wales
>>64639973
Yes, Rabadabadoo and de Kock are unironically the top of their future talent pool
who /afl/?
>>64640002
No one gives a fuck about your shitty insecurities over wherever you're from
Got a hundred on Red Melbourne @$1.55 lads
>>64640002
Poo Shit Welshmen extremely triggered by this
>>64640028
i think you're confused friend
> Carries the team for nearly a decade after Lara retires
> Dropped after one bad series with an average still over 50
Shiv gets no respect
>>64640076
word
>>64640027
Hi goose
>>64640002
Not really sure on specifics, since I don't live there, but this is what I've heard:
>bottleshops must close by 10pm
>can't order anything bigger than a schooner at a pub
>can't get in to clubs after 1am
I mean I get that these laws came about because Sydney used to have a really bad problem with drunken violence, but it must be a major buzzkill living there. I'd be tempted to do weekend trips up to Queensland just to be able to drink with a bit more freedom.
>>64640086
I'm daniel
>>64640076
was only like 40 runs from lara's scoring record as well
damn shame
>SOK, then captain of NSW, walked into the Victoria changeroom after a days play and let them know what was what
KEK
Cucktorians on suicide watch
Are the Braithwaite brothers related to Daryl Braithwaite?
Bit harsh for the commentators to be criticising the Windies for slow run rate. It's a bit of a catch 22 for them at the moment. If they try to score quickly, they'll get out and be criticised for throwing away their wickets. But if they buckle down and actually value their wickets they're "not scoring quick enough" and "letting the bowlers dictate terms".
>>64640124
You realise he's getting paid to take shitty pictures, right?
>>64640162
>listening to Channel 9, unironically
Brathwaite is scoring plenty quick enough
if anything Holder was guilty of being far too defensive and just waiting to get out
if you're just blocking spinners on a turning wicket you'll get out eventually
Burns fails again
>>64639930
Why wasnt he picked for the last India tour?
>>64640202
shit
>>64640177
yeah but fuck, there's such a thing as dignity
>>64640202
Because the shitcunt Inverarity was selector
SOK has been the best domestic spinner for the last 8 years but Hilbitch and Inverarity constantly overlooked him for shitcunts like Beer and Doherty
And then just to rub salt in the wound they picked SOK for meme20 which he isnt even good at
>>64640202
Because Lyon is a our GOAT offspinner and will unironically take >500 wickets
Is English the Windies' first language?
>>64640187
I would listen to grandstand but the delay between the radio and TV is just too long.
fancy getting paid to bowl fucking offspin, it boggles the mind
>>64640233
yeah mon
>>64640234
listen to digital, not AM, there is less of a gap
its only like 0.3 of a second which is decent because you hear what happens on the radio, and in that time you turn around look at the TV and then see it happen
>>64640141
Cousins desu
>>64640248
>hating on Gaz and O'Keefe
>>64640202
>picking even more Poo Shit Wales memers
t20 is the future of cricket
>>64640359
it's not like this is a controversial opinion
>>64640091
Can't sell Takeaway alcohol after 10pm
Can order pints (Imperial pints for south cuckstralians)
I think lockout is 2 o'clock, but it's a sliding scale
based on the amount of violent incidents in the past 12 months
To the best of my knowledge
>>64640330
t. Turknjaydee
>>64640359
kys
>>64640512
t. daniel
>>64640506
>>>/reddit/
>being a cricket fan
>being heterosexual
pick one
Here Come The Habibs, Christ that's going to be a shitstorm.
>>64640584
Being heterosexual is overrated anyway
>empty Gabba
good to see the norm has been restored
should give Pissbane's "team" to Poo Peeland desu
What went wrong?
>>64640612
>Expecting decent crowds from NZ at a cricket match
tippity toppity kekeroni
>>64640625
i think Poo Peeland would have the Adelaide and Perth effect
it's not like you sheepshaggers have anything else to do
Brisbane is just a miserable shithole. 90% of the population suffers from depression. That is a fact.
>>64640612
Probably too scared to leave the house due to the roaming packs of "islander" coward punchers.
lads
>>64640641
Actually agree with that one butthurt Cucktabrian who occasionally posts it here - give Collapsechurch a team and you will get crowds, probably more consistently than that in Auckland.
>>64640641
The difference between here and Adelaide or Perth is that we don't give as much of a fuck about cricket.
>>64640659
heard about that
>one less Queerslander
a good day for the Commonwealth allround
going for my license tomorrow lads, no more taking the bus to dates anymore
>>64640659
coconut niggers are worse than abos
How many runs will fatass Kallis get his match?
>>64640688
This made me laugh more than it should have.
Has there ever been an uglier professional cricketer than James Hopes?
>>64640688
A bucket of kfc chicken is not a """date"""
>>64640701
I'm amazed that bag of lard can bowl faster than 100
>>64640209
>MUH DIGNITY
haha. That's what all celebs say when they come in to do some ads, but they come around eventually. The power of money is too strong, and they themselves get branded with the devil sixes.
>U2 on a cricket montage
is Andrew Steketee related to Mark Feketee
Is Jason Bourne related to Mel Bourne?
Is Adam Voges related to Adam Goodes?
>black men are the leading run scorers and wicket takers in 2016
Can white "men" even compete?
>>64640747
U2 are GOAT and hating on them has become a meme for millenial redditors like yourself
>>64640775
t. 39 year old suburban dad
>>64640775
It's not millennials fault U2 haven't been good in decades
>>64640775
They have some good songs, and I don't hate them, but GOAT? No. Bono cops some unwarranted flack though.
Is Sydney Thunder related to Melbourne Storm?
>>64640712
Fuck off cunt, he is LITERALLY the best all rounder on this country you SEETHING casual
>>64640797
That would explain all the test matches he played
>sunny day of cricket
>the predictable chorus of ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY ruins the tranquility
If YOU actually defend this, YOU are a WORTHLESS waste of semen your mother SHOULD have swallowed. You spineless, tasteless, going with the crowd mindless sheep. How fucking dare you.
NEVER EVER reply to my post if you actually defend this UTTER mediocrity. Fucking cunt.
>>64640807
What compels a person to become so poorious and type out all of this SHIT?
Is that you statsvomit?
>>64640807
you have autism
>Blizzards 50.00 strike rate
lads i think the pedospammer is back
i clicked on the "american women" thread and there's someone clearly in a proxy typing out unintelligible gibberish replying to everyone
i didnt scroll down enough but i think its the same cunt who shat up /sp/ for a solid year
Man I really want to do some U2 karaoke right now. Might break out the classic 'One' later, what are some of your favourites, /cric/?
>>64640847
Beautiful Day
>>64640847
"Your Narrative is Falling Apart" from Joshua Tree
>Implying test caps are an even remotely useful measure of a players ability
Look cunt Ashton fucking Agar and Glenn Maxwell have test caps
>>64640788
I guess a tax-dodger (even a fictional one) like you would love Bono.
>>64640775
> needs to give their album away for free to apple itunes users so that somebody might listen to it
>>64640847
Red Hill Mining Town
>>64640847
Treefingers
>>64640847
sunday bloody sunday
>>64640821
>he doesn't FURIOUSLY type like THIS so that AUSGODS take notice of his POSTS
kek
KEK
>>64640847
With or without you
>>64636711
Not your autistic Australian friend.
>>64640807
You sure you aren't aussie?
Even Shane Watson at the other end was shocked at how soft that dismissal was.
>>64640847
Ultraviolet
Please
Lemon
Bad
Kite
Mercy
Can they get any more anally annihilated?
>>64640934
kek
KEK
>>64640807
hi statsvirgin
Is Stokes elite?
>>64640797
his batting has really deteriorated, I wouldn't call him an all-rounder anymore - more a bowler who can bat a bit
> 39 balls bowled
> 37 runs
>>64640934
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>B-B-BUT MUH WORLD GAME
>MUH MOST PLAYED SPORT
>YUH BOGANS
Best thing to come out of T20 cricket.
>>64640934
Why are wogball cucks so SEETHED bros?
>>64640934
>mfw meta-whining circlejerkaustralia NEET faggots are the ones getting buttflustered
No wonder /pol/tists have been so mad around here lately
This is horrible, stop it Stokes. He's already fucking dead.
>>64640934
>tfw based nrl, afl, cric and even rug bros can all agree that soccer is pure shit
Lel SA, getting walloped by two ginger cunts
>3rd Over
>32 runs already
What the fuck this isn't how we start batting after a good evening session.
New Zealand's Brave Ben Stokes does it again
BASED STOKES
A
S
E
D
S
T
O
K
E
S
Tfw mates with Ben Stokes' cousin
>>64640997
Oh look, a redditor who hates /pol/
>>64641038
Fuck is his mum even English?
>>64641025
This thread is for discussing t20; can you take test conversation over to /asp/ plz?
>>64640876
Underrated post
>>64640934
KEK
>>64641061
Back to your """satire""" """"""subreddit"""""" virgin
>>64640309
>>64640309
>>64640309
Is he right?
>>64641066
>Stokes is the son of rugby league player and coach Gerard Stokes. He moved to England at the age of 12[2] after his father was appointed head coach of Workington Town rugby league club and grew up in the small, West Cumbrian town of Cockermouth, playing his cricket for Cockermouth Cricket Club; winning the North Lancashire & Cumbria Cricket League, Premier Division Title with the club as a 15-year-old in 2006. As of 2013 his parents have moved back to New Zealand and again reside in Christchurch.[2]
>England's best player is a New Zealander
YCMTSU
>>64641077
Not everyone here is a redditor like you m8
Just remember that /pol/ has always and will always RUN /cric/.
>>64641093
Are there any English villages without faggy names?
>>64641093
>England's best player
Literally the very top fucking lel. He's a useful allrounder and that's it.
>>64641098
Fuck off Saxon. You're lucky I haven't exposed your ugly gingercunt friend as well.
/pol/ is literally babby's first board after /b/
kys
>>64641098
/pol/ is dead. /int/ is where it's at these days
>>64641061
Ayy literally watched less than WBBL
How mad does that make you feel, redditor?
>>64641100
Durham
>>64641110
literally furious
>>64641100
>Cockermouth
>CUMbria
>Britgays
>>64641093
Half of your team is South African
know your stuff
>>64641110
He averages over 30, rare for an English batsman
>tfw my amazing song using the tune of "Sunday Morning" by the Velvet Underground will never catch on
Morne Morkel
Wears a snorkel
>>64641112
>LE U R LE ZAGZON XDXD
>>64641116
I literally do not give a fuck about /wog/
>>64641118
>pretending to be daniel
kill your self
>>64641098
I'm sure your hugbox buttbuddies will be able to cheer you up later when you cry about this
>>64640934
goddamn, nothing makes me happier than these Dago tears.
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/3z4ynz/80000_thats_a_very_big_bash_smhcomau/cyj90r6
>tfw BBL season runs from october to march and kills the wog league
>>64641132
NO YOU fuck off Ivan
>>64641122
1 player
>>64641125
Nope, 28.58. Like I said, useful.
>>64641125
I'm a big fan of Stokesy m8, but the idea he's anyway near our best at anything is funny.
>>64641112
Who?
>>64641145
/r/australia mod btfo
> muh melbourne city fc
>>64641145
>Why? Why boo him? The two clubs are utterly meaningless, created purely for the sake of having them there. What reason is there to be passionate about them at all? Do you think the word Stars or Renegades sounds cooler? That's probably why you chose one or the other.
>Sure, this might sound stupid coming from a Melbourne City fan, but I'll argue til the sun goes down Melbourne City, especially since the international buy out, means something. These franchises mean nothing. I don't get it. Sport is great. There's nothing wrong with cricket. Yet the whole thing is just boring to me. I would never bother going to the MCG to watch big bash, derby or no derby.
KEK
YCMTSU
>148 ball 150 partnership
These fucking lads.
why are there so many gingers in the ENG team??
>>64641145
He's absolutely right tho
>>64641145
holy fuck lmao
>No, that's not true. Melbourne City, part of the City Football group, is an international club with a focused on success, inner city locations at prestigious cities (Manchester, New York, Melbourne), a unified colour and brand (the 'City' name and sky blue) and heavy community involvement (building academies, large donations and charity work, supporting womens sports etc). They're a global club and being part of that means you're subscribing to that. It's not just an arbitrary designation.
>I just went into detail about City having an international identity, it seems pretty pointless to ignore it and act as if I'd never made a case. Yes, they share a network with other teams in other countries, that's part of the identity. Or maybe you understand that, but you just hate their internationalism and are critical of it hence the term 'colony'. Well, at least they have an identity for you to hate. Signing up for the Scorchers or whatever offers nothing like that. That's not inherently wrong, alright, it just makes no sense to me that the sport and the clubs garner so much love and attention when they don't have what other clubs in other codes have.
>And it's absolutely true Heart wasn't always City - and for the years before the buy out, the A-League community panned Heart and Heart fans for lacking a real identity, it was a big sticking point, and their problems stuck out like a sore thumb in a competition where identity is everything.
the absolute fucking state of this delusion
>>64641156
BJ Watling
Wagner
Half the domestic circuit
>>64641183
We have to do something with them.
I always thought of SA as being the gingerist team.
Enjoying the morning session? :^)
>>64641145
why do people delude themselves like this?
>>64641164
>>64641173
>>64641187
Literally, unironically mods circlejerkaustralia too. This couldn't be any better (or more pathetic if you're him)
You do realise that more Aussies play Soccer than play Cricket? And that Soccer has been played in Australia since the 1880's, which is about 120 years before T20 was even invented?
Yes, 80k went to a big bash game. The last One Direction concert in Australia probably had the same amount of people... Let's see if either the big bash or One Direction are still drawing crowds in 10 years.
>>64641164
he literally thinks his club has "culture" cause rich oil dudes own it.
holy shit top kek
G O O S E
O
O
S
E
Thunder will make 166. screencap
>>64641199
I'm fucking dying.
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/3rlxym/this_saturday_rindia_and_raustralia_will_have_a/
>>64641145
>Sure, this might sound stupid coming from a Melbourne City fan, but I'll argue til the sun goes down Melbourne City, especially since the international buy out, means something
HAHA soccerkucks are so delusional
anyone have a big bash stream lads
>>64641208
Dude must go through a fortune in 50+SPF
>stokes is already on 126
M-maybe that Kiwi was right...
>>64641221
Stokes is putting on a T20 style knock in the test match m8.
>linking to reddit
>not posting screen caps
Fuck off out of here freshies
>>64641215
DESIGNATED
>>64641200
But A-League is "literally" the one direction of sports in Australia. T20 is Taylor Swift.
>>64641230
>le i'm too much of a 4channer to click on plebbit links
stop breathing
>>64641228
alright i'll watch that then mate
>>64641145
Based, elite, handsome, muscular, Roosters fan adomental on rational watch.
>being a cricket fan
>being heterosexual
pick one
>>64641215
holy shit our subreddit sucks
>>64640862
>Agar and Maxwell
these guys aren't even bad compared to cunts like Quiney, Manou, Kreijza, Tait and whatnot
>Flintoff: "so Kev your ECB friends..."
>KP: [literally spills his spaghetti everywhere]
top kek
>I'm the only bong to get up early to shitpost two days in a row
W-where are you lads?
>>64641230
> implying we don't all have reddit accounts
>>64641246
>our
what position do you bat for the plebbit xi
>>64641093
>Cockermouth?
>M8 I only just met 'er!
>>64640862
Glenn Maxwell is unironically our best ODI batsman
Leddit ltd
>>64641252
I'm here.
get howie out of the commentary room and leave freddy, kp and punter there.
Should I livestream my suicide lads?
When are the pissbane heat getting kicked out of the league lads
>being a cricket fan
>being heterosexual
pick one
>>64641286
I thought that was what I was watching on Sky?
>Bisspane
>pooros
>>64641256
I got bashed by some aussie cunt for saying that
>>64641215
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.freenode.com/cjaustralia
Pls no bully
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
reminder
>>64641299
He was being sarcastic you awful cunt.
Genuine crossboarders should kill themselves.
>maiden
fun's over
>>64641296
kek
How did South Africa get to number 1?
>>64641302
>P-P-P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY MEMES BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>64641235
statscunt
>>64641256
hollyspammer
>Andy Maher
>Mark Howard
How does 10 get away with having the worst commentary team while 9 gets shit flung at them.
>>64641307
I like both communities though, no problem in that.
>>64641311
They're done. If they lose this series 4-0 (which looks possible) they'll be down to sixth.
>>64641312
Fagget
>>64641321
This community doesn't like you.
>>64641301
> my forum hugbox isn't enough so i need a chat hugbox too
>>64641328
At least I'm more liked that RC
>>64641286
This is dire
>>64641296
rekt
>>64641321
Hi GOATistic Elitespouter
cric is by far and away the most stale poomunity on sp
>SA commentator saying there should be an age restriction on this viewing for south african viewers
>"This is abuse"
>>64641336
You are a LITERAL laughing stock on the /cric/ IRC.
>>64641311
They were genuinely good for several years, but have been on the slide ever since Kallis retired.
>6 and 7 with a 166 partnership
Have SA just given up here?
>>64641344
cool dubs
>>64641340
Not your autistic Australian friend.
>>64641346
ok
>>64641296
kek
>>64641341
I agree
I could nearly be reading last seasons thread and it would be no different to this
>there's a group of about 20 england supporters in matching white sunhats and fake moeen ali beards
>>64641341
>I will fix this community by letting everyone know what I think of them. Maybe then and only then people who don't like what I like will start liking what I like because after all, I am a supreme gentleman.
Fuck off.
Lads just stepped on a lego and the misses won't take me to hospital, wat do?
>>64641296
#rekt
Englel bringing the bants. Are they back lads?
>>64641352
>Not your autistic Australian friend.
I'm a big fan of this meme. Thank you based Elitespouter.
Shane Watson is pretty good. Has he ever played for Australia?
>>64641359
wait till the Daily Mirror hears about this
>tfw janitor deletes the whole thread again
>zhane whadzon
Reality cunt on shit music taste watch
>>64641359
>2015+1
>not wearing a fake beard in honour of the most high Allah
>>64641370
No problem mate
>last night I was saying that us getting to 400 would be a good total from 300 overnight
>Ben Stokes fucking gets us there in UNDER AN HOUR
wew lads
>>64641363
Go into the bedroom and ask her black friend to take you. Make sure to knock on the door first though.
>>64641311
They're without Steyn and Philander now who were the cause of so much of their success for so long, and are also lacking a quality spinner
Their batting is still solid throughout but they're still without quality openers since Kallis and Smith got them to the top, and Amla and Faf seem in some poor form
They're still a hot side but just have holes that fuck them right up atm
>>64641346
>/cric/ IRC
link
>>64641386
I can't walk you fucking idiot, I stepped on a lego, fuck it, I just called triple 0
>>64641368
>Are they back lads?
only as long as they keep winning
if SA get ontop at any point the poms will crawl back into their hole
dont you remember those two Ashes Test matches where England was losing? There were literally entire sessions without one single Englel post.
But low and behold they were out in force for the Trent Bridge match :^)
>>64641363
I don't understand this "standing on lego is the greatest pain the world" maymay. It's just fucking lego
>400 reached within an hour of play
'grats lads
>>64641392
Should have called triple J instead
>>64641394
Yeah, all fucking two of us online now things are going well.
Bongs just don't seem to use these generals at all, not sure why.
>>64641395
Lego's nothing. Standing on one of these can kill you though.
>>64641394
wait for SA to bat to see, if Amla and Du Plessis finally get their shit together then nah, you're fucked
also that was a pretty autistic interview with Watson tbqh
>>64641407
My phone fucked up and I did, the person kept saying the Dr doesn't work here anymore, ffs
What is the plural of Lego lads?
>>64641410
Gotta say, I wish you guys were as beta as the lads on /brit/
>>64641404
I want to see what Stokes' strikerate today is.
congradelation enkland
>>64641422
Why do we call them a pair of jeans then when there is only one of them?
>>64641363
WalkGOD Ltd
I am SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING that Stokes doesn't play for >us Tbh
Can you imagine how fucking meme our team would be with #ForeverFaster at 5 and Angry Red Man at 6?
fuck dont know if to watch Test or Based Bash
Brisbane are shit so i think ill go with the Test
>>64641445
Test for the Stokes memeshow
>>64641444
Shut the fuck up statsvomit
>>64641426
He needs to come in for Faf next test if he doesn't perform.
>>64641160
>>64641424
English anons don't know what cricinfo is
>>64641435
Technically his average was that before this innings.
Can you see a strikerate for a specific day on cricinfo?
reminder that in 5 years SA will have suffered a windian -tier collapse in their cricketing proficiency after abcd and steyn retire
>>64641439
same with shorts and pants la. Why do we call them that when there is only one of them?
It is because saying "look at this new short i bought from the hip new place in the mall", it doesn't sound good.
>>64641462
His average wasn't that at all I don't know where you're getting that number.
>>64641471
Gotta admit I just copied and pasted it from his wikipedia article because I had that open.
You'd think stats autists would flock to that place and keep it always update.
>two SA commentators on TMS now, including fucking Graeme Smith
Feels good.
>>64641462
Live scorecard on Cricinfo la, they have his current average
>>64641453
>P-P-P-PLEASE STOP DISCUSSING A SPORT I DONT WATCH!!!!!!!!
You are beyond worthless. and beyond saving.
>Botham SALTY AS FUCK about Dwendy Dwendy
KEK
enjoy your dead "spoort"
>>64641434
Come on m8 my wife's kid's asking questions now
who will play him in the inevitable anal porn parody of this series, /sp/?
>>64641486
Yeah I don't mean his current average, that is easy, but his average just this session.
Ah here we are statistician on TMS said it, he made 72 off 41 balls. Fuck.
>>64641486
You should learn how to "discuss" cricket without using memes you useless cuck
>You now remember when Ben Cutting was getting picked for Australia
>>64641493
I thought that was what I was watching on Sky?
>>64641504
>le ten posts early gimmick
end yourself senpai
This music in the background makes it sound like Holding is rapping kek
>>64641415
The same SA who have not managed any partnerships the past year who have Bavuma literally who?
kek
KEK
>>64641519
Holding would make a great MC, particularly in dub. Just imagine him reading out a scorecard with a nice beat behind it.
>>64641513
im just making them to ruin the threadcounters week
thats why he is spamming that shit
>just wake up
>see it is literally 420 (four twenty) for 5
>remember we haven't even lost a wicket
>see stokes who is shit has gone HAM
>no one believed me when I said we were getting 450+
>the English media probably still think we will lose
Damn it feels good to be English
>>64641530
doing god's work senpai
I would never bang a chick who couldn't pronounce a bottle of wine.
>>64642222
cool quads, but you could have shortened it to the first 6 words
Is this the worst over in the history of cricket?
>>64642361
not quite
Is this the best innings ever played by a New Zealander?
Clint Mackay looks like Gaston
> Plays professional cricket
> One wide an over
>>64640775
neck yourself
