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OFFICIAL UFC 195: LAWLER VS CONDIT THREAD #5 GETTING SUBBED BY A BLACKZILIAN EDITION


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>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK

5 Round Welterweight Title Fight
Robbie Lawler(c) (26-10-0) vs. Carlos Condit (30-8-0)

Heavyweight
Andrei Arlovski (25-10-0) vs. Stipe Miocic (13-2-0)

Welterweight
Lorenz Larkin (16-4-0) vs. Albert Tumenov (16-2-0)

Featherweight
Brian Ortega (9-0-0) vs. Diego Brandão (20-10-0)

Lightweight
Abel Trujillo def Tony Sims via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK

Bantamweight
Michael McDonald def Masanori Kanehara via rd 2 Submission(RNC)

Welterweight
Alex Morono def Kyle Noke via split decision(29-28,27-30,29-28)

Strawweight
Justine Kish def Nina Ansaroff via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,30-27)

Lightweight
Drew Dober def Scott Holtzman via unanimous decision(29-28)


>Fight Pass Prelims: 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK

Lightweight
Dustin Poirier def Joe Duffy via unanimous decision(30-26,30-27,30-27)

Bantamweight
Michinori Tanaka def Joe Soto via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)

Welterweight
Sheldon Westcott def Edgar Garcia via rd 1 TKO (GnP)
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THE SNAKE CAN'T HANDLE ELITE BANTER HAHAHAHHA
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That Cruz trashtalk
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Solid set-up for this High School amateur wrestling match.
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Sims was outstriking Trujillo, that takedown was retarded
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thirteenth for americans sound gay
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SHAWB
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WE BOXING NOW
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CANT RUSE THE CRUZ
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>y-you're fake, you're not real man

Cruz was my boy until that line
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GOLDBERG BRINGING THE BANTZ
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Cruz seems like he would be an intense roommate
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literally cant handle the banter
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WHO /T CITY/ HERE?
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>>64633572
so far so good
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They need to bring in a 5 year old to make these manlets appear bigger
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SILLY DILLY ALL KINDS OF SHOOK
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Cruz shoulda called him a snek in da grass
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>getting into a verbal fight with Dominick Cruz
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cruz is going to get his assbeat with that talk
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LGTSS...

>TJ
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>>64633623
he's still my boy
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>>64633572
Do my picks still count if I incorrectly said how the fight would end?!
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>>64633612
British people literally sound like they are choking on a cock 24/7
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>>64633623
Why?
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Condit will get a rear naked choke after 4 rounds of war
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> we gay fags now - Dominik Cruz
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>>64633628
HERE
E
R
E
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>muh trash talking
>>>/asp/
>>>/wwe/
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>cruz injured himself getting off the stool
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>>64633609
WHO
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>>64633650
Yes
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>>64633572

>>64632192

Posted it earlier, 1 for 1 so far

Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
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>being that domin8ed
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>>64633645
>letting Dillashaw talk at all
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Bit of a mistake by Dillashaw there agreeing to do that.
If anybody watched McGregor shit talking him on the Ultimate Fighter program, you would know it's not his forte
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Lads I unironically love face the pain and I have for years
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McGregor
>needs 12-14 weeks to build up materiel for opponents
>needed an entire world tour to shake Aldo
>had to drop numerous bad words to make his banter effective
>need intimidation tactics

Cruz
>needed 5 minutes across from TJ to break him mentally
>no cuss words
>all he had to do was call TJ dummy
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>>64633566
it isn't here anon help me
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>taima is down

Well What the fuck!?!?
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WHO /JUMP AROUND/ HERE?
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things are picking up boys
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Who the fuck is Brian Ortega?
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>>64633572
Fuck I missed my predictions while taking a shit!!

heem autist you still taking applicants

Ortega
Tumenov
Stipe
Lawler
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EVERYONE READY FOR SOME SANDSTORM?
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PACK IT UP
PACK IT IN
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>>64633680
HE'S STILL MY BOY
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All that flowy movement
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>manbun

please get heemed
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>>64633711
>taking a shit for a week
Wew lad
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Time for some overaggressive hue action
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>>64633709
>one of the best fights last year
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look at that mewvment
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>inb4 "what song is this" memers
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RENER SIGHTING
E
N
E
R
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SNAYKE IN DEE GRASS
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>CORNROWS
>TOP BUN

BASED
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HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOCK ME OUT?
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>darude sandstorm
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HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAH
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>Rener and Ryron are fantastic coaches
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what song is this?
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>>64633704
PACK IT UP PACK IT IN
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>>64633709
Jiu jitsu wiz who throws up triangles like a boss (t city) he also will butcher from the bottom and throws spinning shit
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Slow down hue
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wut song?
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>>64633749
sandstorm - darude
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DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
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What's diego's walkout song?
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>>64633689
You mean this one?
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>>64633711
You shit the bed on this one.
Hoping that anyone cares for your picks is a real crapshoot.
Better luck next time shitter
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Anybody know what song this is?
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>Coming out to Sandstorm in 2016
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ayyy lmao sandstorm
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song name xd
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He can be quite a savage
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Brandão pls
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Darude sandstorm are you kidding
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>>64633794
YES THANK YOU
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>>64633551
>BRAZILIAN MANLET COMING OUT TO DARUDE - MEMESTORM
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Dururururufudyduddydydyydyduxyuxyduxu
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>>64633648
>Cruz
>sat on his spic ass with a bum leg and refused to give up the belt like a child

>TJ
>snapped Barao's winning streak and then blew him the fuck out again in the rematch
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hahaha cool its dirtstorm! remember when shogun used to come out to this song?
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J U M P
U M
M U
P M U J
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>>64633783

Darude - Brandstormao
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Based Wand
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brandao walk in music song name?
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DUDUDUDU
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WHAT'S THE SONG MY FELLOW NIGGA?
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Does anyone know that name of this song?
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>>64633743
>she got pregnant
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White americans are so fucking corny jesus christ.
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You now remember Wanderlei
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>>64633551
What song is this
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>jump around
>sandstorm
>current year
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>>64633768
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>>64633743
Man, I love Asian women.
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>>64633811
No problem family.
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DUDUDUDUDU
Had to chuckle desu
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>>64633749
>knowing that """""""""""""""""'music"""""""""""""""""
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What song did Diego walk out to?
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>>64633803
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i miss rizin already, the possibility of kicking a downed opponent in the face makes every fight more exciting
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>>64633856
I love... memes
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we dudududu now
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how are you gonna hit me? nobody hits me
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>>64633765
Permaheem yourself
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>>64633831
Dasand Rudestorm
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>>64633856
we all do
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Brazilians have the funniest walk out songs.

It's like they're stuck 20 years behind everyone else.

In 2025, a Brazilian will walk out to skrillex.
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>>64633708
THICK
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Oh brandao won his last fight? Time for him to collapse and embarrass himself again.
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>>64633841
Ill make your head clatter off the concrete if you dont shut the fuck up ahmed
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>>64633685
some people can trash talk
some can't

once they are in the cage, it doesn't matter
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>Brandao is 28

thought he was like 33
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Why do all these Brazilian fighters look the same?
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>Ortega by sub, round 2

I SEE DEEZ TINGS
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How much do the card girls make per UFC event anyways?
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>>64633883
m-muh numbers, s-significant strikes... i-i don't need to talk
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can someone explain the song meme pls
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>inb4 7-1
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>>64633779
why is that so funny
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>>64633905
inbreeding
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>>64633895
>you now remember Demian Maia walked out to Linkin Park in the Nelson fight
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>>64633873
>muhammed posts a picture of himself look at a set of testicles

surprise surprise
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>Ortega

tsss whats he gonna do makes some tacos or sumthin? tss
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>>64633899
shut up pussy i'd jad ur fucking face to pieces

White yanks cant box for shit
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stream pls
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>>64633907
fucking space cadet
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brandao looking strong
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>>64633743
>>64633840
Who is she?
>>
This fuckin orangutan is SWINGIN
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>>64633917
She's cute as fuck I'd let her heem me anytime.
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>>64633943
Shut up, Chip
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>>64633907
How big is his dick?
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well I figured brandao would gas and ortega would win but it looks like it might not last that long
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Ortega has a big cock
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>>64633876
It really does
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>>64633917
delete this croatia
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brandao looking shit
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>>64633951
shut up muhammed
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>>64633796
Just gotta get it in officially so I can say told you so, I mean I could just lie about being right regardless
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diego is gonna embarass this hipster queer
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>>64633943
>1lb
>18 tacos
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:slam:
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>>64633566
fuck you
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>>64633960
some korean model

she has a instagram full of pics and vids
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>>64633917
loving this
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how many times will we hear mcgoober's name tonight?
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>>64633916
A Dana White dicking
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>>64633907

Should we clone Sage? He's basically the perfect guy.
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>>64634006
Enough
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>>64633958
Who the fuck are you?
>>
>>64634002
Got a link?
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ortega has a fucking chin on him
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lol he has a boner
>>
this nigga looks just like aldo its weird
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>>64634029
that was literally the plan all along

he's basically sephiroth and the northcutt version is just testing out his hand to hand abilities
>>
Fights like this show why McGregor is a legend
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>>64633919
its from twitch chat
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10-9 Diego
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>>64634035
otro argentino pelotudo
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>>64633979
Who the fuck are you?
>>
>>64634002
>Korean

I don't think so Tim.jpg
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>>64634040
nope
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>>64633916
A shitload.
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>>64634085
wat
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>>64634029
UFC 1000 will feature just Sages with different color hair fighting eachother.
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10-9 Brandao
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>>64634078
I was just thinking how funny it would be to see Aldo vs Brandao, with the reebok kits they would look identical
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beautifuuuuuuuuuuuuul champ
>>
poorfag here anyone got a link for the fights?
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>>64634090
You're wife's boyfriend
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>>64633917
If she tried that on the street she'd get killed.
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>>64633951
you'll be drinking tea through a straw good thing your inbred genes made you ugly enough so no one can tell the difference when i rearrange your face
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11-3 Padres
>>
Round one over.
Time for Brandao to crumble.
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FUCKING LEL! Rener gave him no advice. Also the motherfucker has never been in a fight. You fucked up Ortega.
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Ortega was having good success with that right jab, wonder why he's not throwing it more
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Bantz rising
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>>64634087
Te pregunte si eras el cordobes casual pelotudazo
CASUALS OUT
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>>64634001
>says "anybody got that pic of conor mcgregor as one punch man" without specifying which pic since there's dozens
>gets mad when someone tells them to google it
>gets so salty that he has to say fuck you to a post from another thread even though someone spoonfed him the pic
lmfao
>>
Cruz/ dilashaw autism. Reminds me of call of duty little kids
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>>64634128
I'd watch the fuck out of that.
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10-9 Brandao but he's slowing down
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>>64633917

fake
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>>64634134
yes
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>>64634134
http://www.ufc.tv/
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stream where lads?
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Brandao looks deflated, mike
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>>64634138

Good thing she did it against a scrawny twink with no ground game then

Its all in good fun Ireland, relax
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>>64634191
BTSport 2
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>>64634191
see
>>64634179
>>
why is joe rogan favoriting brian ortega?
>>
how is it 2016 and people still cant find streams
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>>64634144
HAHA

your fatass could last 3 - 3 minute rounds inside a boxing ring white fat pudgy faggot.
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>>64634162
no mas violenza entre negritos por favor
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deep waters boys
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>>64634214
joe wants the cock
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>>64634191
that's ilegal
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>>64634214
Gracie fighter
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>>64634216
Evolution used to cull these people.
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O vai morrer!! :^)
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>T- city
>t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>64634237
who is this smegma smuggler?
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>>64634216
They are 54 and accidently made bing their default search engine.

Only legitimate reason.
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>>64634218
>he pays for dance classes with pillows on his hands
ill slam you on the concrete faggot
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>>64634191
goofs that come this late don't get streams
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>>64634237
>that saggy stomach
I ain't taking care of no bitch niglets
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>>64634262
WE
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yawn
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>>64634237
I would like to upvote this post how do I do it?
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>>64634267
It's a man. Congratulations on your homosexuality.
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>>64634083
back to reddit
>>
>dat head movement
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>>64634257
I LOOKED HIM IN HIS EYES AND TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO DIE IN HIS NATIVE TONGUE
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>>64634246
That's quite the deliberate stance.
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>>64634270
Bing is superior to Google
>>
>that taunt by Brandao.
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>>64634191
Real fight fansâ„¢ use UFC.TV
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>Brandao making fun of his hair before the bell

kek
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>>64634311
for porn
>>
Extremely close round. I got Diego with the first 2.

>20-18
>>
20-18 Brandao
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>>64634267
>smegma

you anteater dicks are disgusting
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>>64634305
what did you say
>>
>>64634296
It's against Sharia law to browse 4chan
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>>64634162
no, soy porteño (argentino)
>>
2-0 Brandao
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>>64634216
There's been times where the same 5-6 I use all were giving me problems
>>
Not sure on this fight desu, haven't really had aa whole lot of action despit it mostly staying stand up
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>>64634295
>homosexuality
Not if our balls don't touch
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>>64634311
how dare you.
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20-18 Brandão
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>>64633743
name pls
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>faggot whiteboy getting lit up

what did people expect?
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The coworker I was flirting has a boyfriend.

At least Carlos Condit will be champ, r-right?
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Clássico huehuebr
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>>64634336
I can't let you get closer
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>>64634223
>>64634339
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>>64634332
>being a Semite
>>
>muh guard

this has to be biggest meme fighting style u can have
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>>64634332
>being a cutlet
>>
HEEM TAPPY
TCITY BABY
>>
HEEM TAPPY
>>
T CITY FUCK NIGGAS
>>
ayyyyyyyyy lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>
SO BEAUTIFUL TO SEE
>>
Fuck yea Ortega
>>
FUUCKKK NICEE
>>
wow what a finish
>>
FUCK
>>
>Brazilian """"""""""""""fighters""""""""""""""""""
>>
I saw a spicy banger on the bus, you guys want a greentext?
>>
THAT GUARD HUH, JOE?
>>
>diego brando loses
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
HEEM TAPPY

ANOTHER GODLY TRANSITION TO SUBMISSION
>>
Fucking lel
>>
Maaan, fuck Ortega.
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HEEM TAPPY
>>
lmfao diego the fucking mongoloid
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>>64634382
Looks like you just got memed on, son
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>>64634351
lel
>>
WORLD CLASS

JIU
I
T
S
U
>>
>makes fun of opponent's hair
>taps out
>>
HEEM TAPPY
>>
>>64634280
>Calls boxing dance class because he knows he'd get boxed up all day by anybody who's not a fat cuck like him.
>>
HEEM TAPPY
>>
>deep deep trouble

Has joe ever been correct?
>>
>THESE FUCKING COMEBACK SUBS
>>
ANOTHER TAPPY

WHY CANT WE HOLD ALL THESE TAPS ??

UFC 195: THE TAPPENING
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>>64634366
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Wow

went from "what the fuck are you doing" to getting a opening and taking advantage of it

great job by ortega
>>
TALK SHIT

GET TAPPED
>>
Spicy sub right there!
>>
>>64634353
>faggot favela spic gets tapped

:^)
>>
>>64634332
>letting jews cut the top of your dick off
The city of America everyone
>>
>>64634407
not right now m8
>>
Holy FUCK!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME

There has been some awesome subs today!!!
>>
HUES BTFO
U
E
S
>>
>tfw stream has no audio
>>
holy shit my picks are looking pretty good tonight lads
>>
fucking hell son
>>
>make fun of a guy's hair
>get lierally ultra combo'd on the ground like a total quim.
>>
I told you to picks Ortega, you didn't listen to me!

Why don't you listen to me?
>>
>another chokey tap match
>>
>>64634353
shitskins getting blown out.
>>
>Brandao
>>
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TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE
>>
in what world do you beat a guys ass for 3 rounds, he wraps his legs around your head for 3 seconds and people call him the winner?
>>
TCITY TCITY TCITY TCITY TCITY TCITY TCITY TCITY TCITY TCITY TCITY TCITY V

THE CITY OF T
>>
That was beautiful
Lovely lovely transition
>>
>>64634417
Don't be upset friend
>>
Based Ortega. I watched a fight of his on RFA. Then did well in his UFC debut. But that fucking Tavares fight made me a fan. But FIRE RENER! He doesn't know shit.
>>
>>64634445
>city of america

you wotm8
>>
That is why they call him t-city

He throws up triangles from crazy positions
>>
WHO 2/2 HERE
>>
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HEEM TAPPY..
>>
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>All these submissions
>>
god fucking dammit there goes my pick
>>
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WUUUURLD CLAAAS BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU BLACK BELT
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>>64634191
>UFC has obtained details of the streaming site’s userbase, including email addresses, IP addresses, user names and information pertaining to individuals who watched pirated UFC events including UFC 169. Also recovered were chat transcripts from the website. Using this data, UFC will work with Lonstein Law Office to prosecute identified infringers.
>>
I'm literally crying

That was beautiful
>>
>>64634467
In the world where you tap out
Stay buttmad casual
>>
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CLASSICALLY TRAINED
>>
>>64634463
>>64634353
none of them are white...
>>
Fuck, there goes my picks
>>
dat sportsmanship
>>
>>64634445
>2016
>having a disgusting infected yam cock
>>
>>64634460
because you are a fucking serb
>>
>>64634449
There have been 2. Settle down.
>>
Brandao is a piece of shit quitter
>>
>p-p-pleasure to lose

C U C K E D
>>
nice hespect
>>
ortega is mexican

are mexicans white?
>>
Can I change my DNS to a brazillian one to watch UFC PPVs on ufc.tv for free?
>>
REMINDER TO TRAIN WITH A BLANKET AT LEAST 5 TIMES A WEEK
>>
> we go from joke, to joke, to joke, to joke
Man the gracie brothers must be funny
>>
PRAISE GOD

ATHEISTS BTFO AGAIN
>>
man these fights have been so close, fucking wicked.
>>
>>64634492
This time I agree with you Joe
>>
>T CITY
>GLORY TO GOD

THE MEMES KEEP COMING LADS
>>
inb4 comfortable relaxed so beautiful
>>
> Luke Cuckhold with the two slags
>>
>no McGregor callout

Disappointed
>>
TRIANGLE CITY

BASED

ORTEGA
R
T
E
G
A
>>
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>mounted guillotine to mounted triangle
>>
nice sportsmanship
>>
Does god get the pay check?
>>
Damn the HUE had the fight too. I billed him a 3/3 till the hooky pookey ufc chokey.
>>
>>64634456
I'm 2 for 2 so far on the main card

What're your pics for the next 3?
>>
God going 3:0 tonight
>>
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they call me b city
>>
>>64634481
here senpai
>>
>JESUS
>>
>>64634518
Does anyone know her name? I was looking recently but couldn't find it.
>>
>>64634519
They wish. That's why the "whiter" ones are all over their media
>>
>I just want to thank God
>>
That was some demian maia shit
>>
>God confirmed for rigging fights
>>
HEEM INCOMING
>>
B J J
J
J
>>
Fuck me what's the count on thanking Gods? Does Robbie or Carlos go to Church? Whoever goes to Church is going to have God help them win.
>>
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Atheists blown out
>>
>>64634525
fucking keked, bro.
>>
These whack jobs saying glory to god are no different than the fanatics yelling allahu akbar.
>>
>>64634559
did you bet any cash?
>>
heres johnny!

>it just ends
>>
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>>64634467
>in what world do you beat a guys ass for 3 rounds, he wraps his legs around your head for 3 seconds and people call him the winner?
lol go to a jj guy and tell them to put you in a triangle to see what happens.
>>
larkin by KO round 1. cap it.
>>
>>64634553
>God gets all the PPV money
>tfw we are all going to hell
>>
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Arlovski can't fight soon enough
>>
is rock hold going to bang both of them blonde qts?
>>
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the next 3 will be heems r-right?
>>
HERE'S JOHNNY
>>
>>64634447
alright, when a shitty fight comes on ill post it.
>>
>>64634559
This

Athetits BTFO
>>
>>64634497
Ay yay yay, anon!
>>
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sick jitz
>>
>Dana and the boys
>>
>>64634519
Mexico has had immigrants from multiple countries. Some beaners look like regular white people, like Louis CK.
>>
>>64634553

*fedora*
>>
Ah man I barely got to see 2 seconds of that looking for a fight promo. I just saw Serra say "here johny" and then I got a fucking british gambling commercial.

Thats what I get for being a thieving piece of shit.
>>
ATHEISTS ARE SHIT FIGHTERS
BLESS GOD FOR GIVING ME A STRAIGHT RIGHT THAT COULD KO ANY FAGGOT AMERICAN PUSSY.
>>
>>64634481
Ayyyy
>>
>>64634598
>>64634619
>that cut to an ad

I just fucking fell out of chair laughing.
>>
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>You will never heem someone live on pay per view and give all glory to Lil B the Based God
>>
>>64634550
standing arm in guillotine, to andaconda, to mounted guillotine to triangel from the bottom
>>
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>>64634589
>>
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t. Triangle City
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Everyone wants to fight cm punk holy shit. amateurs looking for their big paycheck.
>>
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what's a quick way to permaheem yourself?
>>
Wow! Dana is a reality show star! Awesome!
>>
>BJJ, what does that even mean Blowjobs?

>BJJ, god I feel gay even saying it

>In MMA, it's called GRAPPLING
>>
>>64634606
>>64634497

its a chael quote "casuals"
>>
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>more Looking for a fight
I'm ready.
>>
Rate that fight
>>
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was there any moment that was more JUST BLEED than this?
>>
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this Dana White show looks fun af senpai

>youtube

oh, no way. that makes it even better.
>>
>>64634617
Depends, are they women? If so, then no.
>>
>>64634645

Anyone who listens to Lil B doesn't have the mental willpower to accomplish anything in their life
>>
>>64634659
Go into a favela
>>
>>64634467
It's not over til it's over.

when you tap out to a submission, It's over.
>>
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>>64634626
Bill the thrill still in this bitch
>>
>>64634659
Helium pham
>>
>>64634614
>She will never choke you out with those thick juicy thighs
Why live?
>>
Larkin gets heemed via hair shame
>>
>>64634586
>>64634586
Lawler is cuck enough, he could be going to church with the wife and her son.

NBK on the other hand is protected by various sacrifices to Lucifer
>>
>>64634660
Do you think he knows he's an ad?
>>
>>64634614
Don't get your hopes up after his """"""""fights"""""""" with Mir and Schaub it might be the stinker of the night
>>
>>64634640
my flanks
>>
>>64634659
Live in brazil
>>
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>>64634682
maybe this
>>
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>>64634633
>Le covert MexiJew
>>
>>64634626
Quick work as always
>>
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Lorenz pls win
>>
>>64634683
Pilot was how they "discovered" Sage

https://youtu.be/MbBD7gmpDCQ
>>
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>>64634682
>>
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based invicta
>>
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>>64634626

STILL ALIVE YEH
>>
incoming cuckage
>>
>>64634682
Sanchez vs. Melendes is a contender for JUSTBLEED hockey fight of the decade
>>
Let's go Albert, show that nigga where you're from!
>>
As part of the on-going initiative against online piracy, Zuffa, LLC, owner of the Ultimate Fighting Championship® (UFC®) organization, successfully took down and seized the records of www.cagewatcher.eu, a website that illegally streamed two UFC pay-per-view events.

UFC has obtained details of the streaming site’s userbase, including email addresses, IP addresses, user names and information pertaining to individuals who watched pirated UFC events including UFC 169. Also recovered were chat transcripts from the website. Using this data, UFC will work with Lonstein Law Office to prosecute identified infringers.

Lonstein Law Office has successfully prosecuted hundreds of claims for the UFC organization for sites illegally streaming content and individual users since 2007. UFC’s status as the industry leader in pay-per-view television has helped it become a leader in cracking down on companies and individuals watching and facilitating the watching of pay-per-view events online, without paying.
>>
>>64634743
>60fps

how?
>>
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---------------------------------------------------------
1. A TORONTO PIZZA
2. CHICAGO DEEP DISH
3. NEW YORK 99 CENT SLICE
4. NEW YORK EXPENSIVE SLICE
5. ITALIAN PIZZA FROM ITALY
>>
>>64634179
thanks!
>>
>>64634556
Tumenov
Arlovski
Lawler
>>
>>64633551
russian murder music
>>
>>64634659
Just get Conor to finish the job, Jose
>>
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>this music
>>
>>64634659
se mata lol
>>
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>>64634614
Jessica-Eye-Hail-Damaged-Thighs.jpg
>>
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>it has all the recipes for fireworks
>>
>Fighter thanks God
>Atheists all over the world hunched over their keyboards spilling their spaghetti

Worse than tumblr feminists
>>
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>>64634626
who /2for2/ here?
>>
>>64634743
Beautiful.
>>
what is the name of this song?
>>
nice music comrade
>>
M3U8 which number is working heems?
>>
>>64634805
Is tumenov the first non dagestan good russian fighter in the UFC?
>>
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>drunk slav mumbling over an accordian for walkout music
>>
Anybody got a link to the main card?
>>
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CHEEKY BREEKY
>>
>this music
>>
>>64634779
Only white americans get cucked by blacks

Eastern euros are the only whites left on the planet with balls.
>>
music is beautiful
>>
>>64634807
Holy fuck, Vanessa Hansen is my fav girl but Chrissie looks like she's wearing straight up lingerie in that pic.
>>
>>64634791
>This is conisedered acceptable food in America and they wonder why they are all such fat fucks
>>
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>master in Sports
>>
True music
>>
Larkin
Arlovski
Lawler

This is final result yes?
>>
>>64634823
Putin's Lullaby
>>
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>>64634626
fuck yeah still in the game
>>
Jesus christ what a scaring song
>>
love this depressing soviet union music senpaitachi
>>
>>64634855
>>
>>64634815
>picking a guy with dogtag tats

M8
>>
>>64634855
>>64634844
Fucking killin me here lads
>>
>tfw you thought he was coming out to some russian version of drunk in love
>>
>>64634668
damn i remember now
>>
>>64634574
Miyabi Isshiki
gravure only m8
>>
>>64634815
me
>>64633674
>>
>>64634768
>that five head
You think Conor has some side booty now that he is champ?
>>
>go from good music to NIGGERSHIT
>>
>joe hyping up the fight

cool, 3 round snooze fest confirmed
>>
Faggot casuals stop posting so much during the fight
>>
What song is Larkin using? I feel like I heard it 10 years ago.
>>
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>>64634878
>>
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>>64634848
ufc.com
>>
>>64634791
where is that from lad
>>
>>64634867
I think it's equivalent of being a blackbelt in your sport in russia. Shouldn't be translated literally.
>>
WE
>>
>>64634866
I could eat that whole pizza and gain zero weight. U mad bro?
>>
I miss Chael
>>
>>64634843
adlan amagov was a total beast
>>
>He likes Nig Sean

Good chance hes going to lose since hes already brain damaged.
>>
>>64634791
>>64634791
no, that looks like it's on reverse, but that honestly looks delicious.
Will I be able to get that in Montreal?
>>
>from depressing poverty slav accordion tune to ape music

my sides
>>
>>64634941
WUZ
>>
ARIEL RIDE IF YOU WILL
>>
>getting your humerus tattooed on your upper arm.
>>
>>64634744
nice
>>
>>64634949
we all do
>>
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>all those muslim fighters
>Frankie's, RDA's manager is a terrorist
>the UFC is partly owned by some sheik guy
>the UFC is an islamic terrorist training cell
>>
>>64634941

W U Z

U

Z
>>
fuuuck this match up is insane, I wish Joe Silva would make fights like these more often. Means/Cerrone is a good one too
>>
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TIME FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO PONY UP AND MAKE THE NEXT THREAD

OFFICIAL UFC 195: LAWLER VS CONDIT THREAD #6

>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK

5 Round Welterweight Title Fight
Robbie Lawler(c) (26-10-0) vs. Carlos Condit (30-8-0)

Heavyweight
Andrei Arlovski (25-10-0) vs. Stipe Miocic (13-2-0)

Welterweight
Lorenz Larkin (16-4-0) vs. Albert Tumenov (16-2-0)

Featherweight
Brian Ortega def Diego Brandão via rd 3 Submission(Triangle)

Lightweight
Abel Trujillo def Tony Sims via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK

Bantamweight
Michael McDonald def Masanori Kanehara via rd 2 Submission(RNC)

Welterweight
Alex Morono def Kyle Noke via split decision(29-28,27-30,29-28)

Strawweight
Justine Kish def Nina Ansaroff via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,30-27)

Lightweight
Drew Dober def Scott Holtzman via unanimous decision(29-28)


>Fight Pass Prelims: 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK

Lightweight
Dustin Poirier def Joe Duffy via unanimous decision(30-26,30-27,30-27)

Bantamweight
Michinori Tanaka def Joe Soto via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)

Welterweight
Sheldon Westcott def Edgar Garcia via rd 1 TKO (GnP)
>>
>that hair
JUST SLOPE MY SHIT UP
>>
LOOKS LIKE WEVE FOT A SPICY BANGER
>>
>>64634950
That active flexibility was crazy. He could headkick opponents while he had a bodylock from behind.
>>
ALLAHU AKBAAAAAR!
>>
>>64634944
>This is considered an acceptable knowledge of thermodynamics and biology in America and they wonder why they are all such fat fucks
>>
>>64634962
KINGZ
>>
I love how these threads slow down near the bump limit as everyone prepares their epic memes for the next one
>>
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>mfw that song
Anyone know the song?
>>
>>64634843

There's plenty of Chechens in the UFC, but I get what you mean. Honestly Russians have no interest in mma, it's weird, but when you go to mma gym in Moscow it's filled with guys from Caucasus republics, when you go to the boxing gym, it's filled with ethnic Russians.
>>
>>64635000
>yfw Yoel Romero cartwheels his way through Times Square, lobbing IEDs in the name of heterosexual God.
>>
>>64635000
I think Conor is sponsored by Bahrain as well
>>
>>64635000
a ton of the russian prospects are coming from the muslim part
>>
>>64635045
>>64635045
>>64635045
NEW THREAD
>>64635045
>>64635045
>>64635045
>>
>>64635016
BAGS NOT
A
G
S

N
O
T
>>
>>64635025
Ireland: taking shitposting to another level
>>
>putting Riverside icon on the side of your head
I suppose it's better than getting it tattooed
>>
NEW >>64635063
>>64635063
>>64635063
>>64635063
NEW THREAD
>>
>Niggers with shapeups hanging off the cage flashing phones n gang signs
>Stoic russians

Fuck mates why is Russia so much based
>>
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>What finna haircut u want Lorenz?
Just fuck me up pham
>>
>>64633633
That looks like it would be extremely painful
>>
>>64634898
thanks senpai.
>>
>>64635102
not if your a big guy
>>
>>64635102
4u
>>
>>64634791
I have never seen pizza like that here in Toronto ever. All the pizza here is complete shit.
>>
these tumenov kicks tho

calling a headkick KO
>>
>Joe being this autistic about kicks
>>
OH NO MY BRACES! MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME
>>
UFC 195 Drinking game
>take a shot anytime Joe says kick
>be dead by the co-main event
>>
>>64635226
THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN
>>
>>64635357
AND AGAIN
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