>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Welterweight Title Fight
Robbie Lawler(c) (26-10-0) vs. Carlos Condit (30-8-0)
Heavyweight
Andrei Arlovski (25-10-0) vs. Stipe Miocic (13-2-0)
Welterweight
Lorenz Larkin (16-4-0) vs. Albert Tumenov (16-2-0)
Featherweight
Brian Ortega (9-0-0) vs. Diego Brandão (20-10-0)
Lightweight
Abel Trujillo (12-7-0) vs. Tony Sims (12-3-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Michael McDonald (16-3-0) vs. Masanori Kanehara (25-12-5)
Welterweight
Alex Morono def Kyle Noke via split decision(29-28,27-30,29-28)
Strawweight
Justine Kish def Nina Ansaroff via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,30-27)
Lightweight
Drew Dober def Scott Holtzman via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Fight Pass Prelims: 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Lightweight
Dustin Poirier def Joe Duffy via unanimous decision(30-26,30-27,30-27)
Bantamweight
Michinori Tanaka def Joe Soto via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Welterweight
Sheldon Westcott def Edgar Garcia via rd 1 TKO (GnP)
1st for /a/
Picks are locked in, good luck everyone
>30-27
nth for MOLDOVA
fuck yeah Mayday always puts on a good show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjX-_JtV5Ss
was this real?
BEST MEMES OF 2015?
>>64632072
>THE GREAT WHITE
>>64632072
Good to see Fedor get the win.
>>64632105
TOWN RAPIST
O
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>>64632072
Nth for a good stream, no aceplayer nonsense.
>>64632086
>tfw have 8 submissions
brothers
Seychelles' own Alex Morono has done it!
>>64632114
Sweden.
Links?
This is a tough fight to call, McDonald is definitely better on paper but two years out, I'm sure we'll see some ring rust.
I think I'm leaning towards Mayday though.
>>64632067
She fights like a little Asian wandy
>30-27 Noke
what the actual fuck?
>>64632113
Liver shots are no joke.
Look up any body shot KO and 9 times out of 10 they got nailed in the liver
Vicious heem incoming, lads!
>>64632120
The eyes of the antelope before it is slain by the tiger.
YOU CAN'T HEEM THE MEME
McDonalds pls heem this jap
praise jesus
Faber fukt McDonald up bad.
Alright can we see some heems now ffs
I love the way Buffer says Yamazaki.
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64632164
Damn you are behind
Who else /gettingpaidtowatchfights/ here?
>>64632145
>in the pipe, five by fivehead.
>>64632188
he really poured some honey on that one
>>64632172
Hope mcdonald returns in good form, BW needs more contenders.
Should be a banger lads
MICHAEL MAYDAY SOLDIER OF GOD MCDONALD LET'S GO LET'S GET CLOSER TO GOD
kanehara has some nice fucking calves. no homo
>BJJ blackbelt
anyone else sick of this meme?
>>64632213
Looks great so far
>>64632205
Asians can't be choked tonight
>>64632233
I am. Everybody in UFC seems to get the same "he/she has a black belt in BJJ". It's like they hand out free black belts in BJJ to anybody who fights in UFC.
>>64632147
Caspere knew this
>>64632205
>>64632220
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY LORD AND I'M ABOUT TO......
>he's a smart fighter and isn't going to burn his arms out
>proceeds to spend 2 minutes holding a failed guillotine
>decide to watch fights with my dad
>drinks nothing but natural light
>he just farted and it sounded like a boot stuck in mud
>>64632233
>he doesn't train in the gi at least 3 times per week
>>64632213
McDonald has Conor tier TDD... but better BJJ.
>>64632254
>mfw this doofus lost the first round by holding onto the guillotine instead of trying to actually accomplish something
>>64632269
>mfw I'm drinking natty ice and burping every 20 seconds
>>64632265
>>64632254
ayyyyyyy
>>64632256
what happened to your flag, Mexico?
>>64632114
>>64632280
"Did I live the water running?"
>>64632280
oh god lol gunnar got mauled in that fight
>>64632233
>>64632257
I dated a girl who had a Karate blackbelt by the time she was 16. She could barely run a mile without getting winded, threw punches like an old lady and overall had no combat skills whatsoever.
It's just like, if you stick with martial arts for long enough with whatever shit suburban gym you sign up for you're bound to get a blackbelt through the time you invested alone.
>>64632266
pray
>>64632285
mfw you have no face
10-9 Mcdonald, Kanehara did nothing this round
>McMemeald
Who /comfy/ with tea and biscuits?
>>64632325
>kimochi, kimochi onnichan desu ne
Good round. Keep it up. Superb timing.
WELCOME TO 201-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64632325
Did you actually watch that round?
>>64632334
doritos cool ranch and coors light cause but light wont pay me nothin
>>64632334
Bout to make my custom crown apple cider.
>your timing is superb
>your timing is superb
>your timing is superb
Edmond tier coaching
>>64632339
>>64632338
>The guy on the guillotine hold thw whole round wins it
fuck off cecil peoples
9 more minutes of lay and pray oh boy
Come on McDonald senpai
McDonald still sporting that backne
>>64632313
Lot of McDojo's who focus entirely on katas without sparring. When I was a kid I went to a Tae Kwan Do tournaments that was no to light contact. They were judged on form only. It was pointless. Might as well take a dance class.
Ayyy. At least I think he's supposed to be an alien.
>>64632325
but but he laid on top of him for 4 minutes
I speak fluent Japanese and that was a poor translation job
Is Michael McDonald the debutant that got that incredible headkick KO a few years back?
McGregoresque in his takedown defense, Joe.
gg McDonald
chick fight was better
>what is tdd?
MAYDAY
>the guillotine is coming back
>all the failures in this card
PRAISE JESUS
HEEM TAPPY
mcdonald is getting owned
>rogan giving advice
>has never had a MMA fight
>>64632360
He's always had tonnes of bacne
white belt tier Jiu Jitsu tbf
heeem tappyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
HEEM SLEEPY
SHIIIIIIT THAT WAS GREAT
heem tappy
Holy fuck
lmao nvm
HEEM TAPPY
GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAMN
W O W
O
W
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>he's got it
>he's got it
>very deep
>ohhh pops out!
....holy shit that finish
>joe
>calling a submission finish ever
holy fuck that was slick
nice finish
OHHHHHHH
How the FUCK?
>>64632389
konnichiwa
>dat transition
HOLY SHIT WEBM WHEN
oh shit
Fucking jinxed it, got Jesus mad.
Oh my fucking god.
HEEM TAPPY
TRAIN BJJ THREE TIMES
A
WEEK
MINIMUM
Holy shit what an epic transition
holy shit
>>64632429
this, wtf
TAPPY>>64632447
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST
niiiice
Reminder that McDonald is on roids and doesn't even hide it.
>CRAPANESE FIGHTERS
quality grappling tbhla
HEEEEEEM TAPPY
how do you get rnc'd from a locked in head and arm choke lol
>>64632379
>Tae Kwan Do tournaments that was no to light contact. They were judged on form only.
your tournaments didn't have sparring as well as form contests?
SHOW THE FULL TRANSITION YOU FUCKING HACKS
HOLY SHIT
>>64632443
GOOD DAY MATE
>>64632413
>(You)
HOLY FUCK
fishy finish desu senpai
asians
POL WAS RIGHT
ASIAN """""""""ATHLETES""""""""
>>64632449
Who, Allah?
>>64632447
RARE
WEEBS BTFO
has anyone ever gone from submitee to submiter that fast?
>>64632313
There are community college degrees and then there are Harvard degrees.
Its the same shit in MMA disciplines.
That was some meme tier magic shit
Mcdonald better praise Jeezies
>>64632414
But, he does do BJJ and has been watching fights before you fucked your first moose
where the fuck is italy?
get in heemspeak u faggot
Why aren't the country flags showing
what happenned
hirohito choked
Based McDonalds.
Holy shit way to botch the replay you stupid fucks
The best part of the night is coming up. The part where Joe and Dana yell at us to buy the card.
>Kanehara too busy going "What the fuck did this nigger just do" to defend the choke
this is what's referred to as a "work" in the fight business. nice to see, we haven't had one in a while.
>your son will never meet you at the gates to send you back
>>64632473
No sparring at the one I went to. Had a few buddies in high school who were blue belts. They never sparred a day in their lives.
>>64632512
it's just you brazilbro
>>64632478
brehs
>>64632509
>watching
>doing
>>64632538
wtf
>>64632524
RARE flags out tonight boys
>>64632538
That was quick inbred
>>64632538
now that's what I call cage crawling
>>64632524
Is that what that scene meant? I don't watch a lot of movies so my tastes are pretty pleb. But I thought it was great.
>>64632524
RARE
BEYOND IMAGINATION
>>64632524
RARE
A
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>>64632519
That's my favorite part too
>>64632413
JUST HEEM
>>64632538
Damn that was a fucking beautiful transition. Hope this guy fights 2-3 more times this year
>>64632538
he's got it
he's got it
>>64632538
what a finish
>>64632538
SotN
>feet on cage
>dragging body around with cage
Quality refereeing there.
>>64632556
what movie?
competition is a little easier
QUIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKK
POST DANK BRIAN ORTEGA QWBMS
>>64632538
SOTY
>>64632577
RARE
He didn't even thank Jesus
He's changed
Ariel is the Kenny Florian of journalism.
So boring that no one knows how they got the job.
HEEM SLEEPY
Jesus Christ. I don't mind Ariel, but this voice over is making me rage. Corny as fuck.
>>64632524
RARE
A
R
E
HE WOKE UP A LONG TIME AGO
>>64632612
Yeah this sounds like it should be read by Ving Rhames.
lol this promo is awful, ariel has a bad voice
BLOOD GOD LAWLER DEMANDS ANOTHER SACRIFICE
>>64632612
>CONDIT MIGHT OUT-CRAZY HIM
wow great analysis Ariel
>>64632524
what movie?
lol @ ariel doing that voice over
>lawler's split lip
God damn thats the worst shit Ive ever seen in mma. Worse than anderson's leg.
MUH PUCNCH AND KO SOMEONE IN 5 SECOINDS AT 5AM
>people still watch this shit
>robbie woke up a long time ago
>he's going back to sleep tonight
>>64632595
>>64632538
how did that guy fuck that shit up?
Joe is a shill but atleast his promos are fucking exciting. Ariel holy shit up your game bro
>>64632524
wut movie?
>>64632632
oy vey you horrible anti semite, nobody cares what you think of Jewiel Jewani you evil nazi
Kenflo is the poor little white guy
>Joe: CONDIT IS A REAL LONG GUY
>reach is only an inch longer than Lawler
>"BEAUTIFUL JOB ARIEL"
Fucking Goldie. That "promo" was cringeworthy.
>>64632665
that shit will break your ribs
Post the last porn you watched lads
http://www.cliphunter.com/w/2446089/Busty_Teen_Cheats_On_Her_Boyfriend
>I have to watch it with a fine tooth comb
WOODLEY GET THE FUCK OUT
>>64632595
BJJ is just yoga for gay dudes
>>64632684
>2016
>Not counting leg reach
>>64632684
i think he means he fights long
Lawler doesn't even need to wrestle to win, DC.
>No Dana yelling
disappoint 2bh
>>64632657
fuck no the leg was far worse
the only reason its cringing isbecause he he starts yelling like an animal withit split
>in their prime
>in their prime
>in their prime
>in their prime
>plain and simple
>plain and simple
>in their prime
>in their prime
>plain and simple
Rate the prelims lads
7/10 for me, mixed and nothing too great. Best fight so far has been Duffy/Poirier I think
>>64632706
t. Ireland MMA Fighters
>>64632687
Holy shit I'm dying over here
>>64632528
mine did. this was back in the 90s. i was really young tho, took like 5 years to barely get a brown belt before i moved and quit TKD forever. there were nearly weekly tournaments around the state for our "dojo" that was held in high school or college arenas. i guess you have to pick the right place. our "dojo" even went to the jr. olympics. but i agree that most of the "dojos" are a scam.
>>64632727
what's this t. meme?
>>64632670
With no room to continue the circling movement, it gave Michael a chance to hook one leg and start turning over. Maybe if Kanehara stuck with a his left leg knee on Michael's belly he would not have suffered his fate.
>>64632701
>Woodley
>Fine toothed comb
>>64632683
"""""""""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""""""
>>64632684
>real long guy
Joe can't contain the gay any longer.
>>64632694
girl_with_perfect_ass_julianna_vega_97
IM COMING FOR YOU BOY
>>64632730
explain pls
![5806940[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8K02tAl.jpg "5806940[1].jpg")
>>64632727
>muh wraslin
>muh ground game
Real men fight with their fists
Fuck it feels good living alone
>wearing nothing but jocks
>Cricket on one TV, fights on the other
>just cracked a beer
>just ate cold left over pizza
>air conditioner on full blast even though it's only 24 degrees outside
No one to bitch about how cold the house is, no one to bitch about my midday drinking, no one to bitch about only wearing jocks.
>2016
>having a gf
>>64632649
The.Revenant.2015.DVDSCR.X264.AC3-EVO seems to be the name
>>64632760
BREHS
R
E
H
S
FUARK
who /facethepain/ here
>>64632760
>bundas with dude-brahs
>>64632760
O.O
good lord
>>64632701
I thought that was how all fightfans watch it.
>>64632767
Uh I do all that shit regularly and I live with my gf. Except I dont eat cold pizza. I eat hot food that she prepares and then serves to me on the couch.
>>64632765
>real men fight with their swords
I'm undefeated at dick swinging
>>64632767
>tfw ice cold bedroom
>tfw maximum comfy for sleeping
>Diversity boys
>>64632779
I'm already frothing at the mouth in anticipation
I've been doing neck stretches for the past hour in preparation also
>>64632765
Had to silence the stream because I can't stand Woodley's stupid voice.
>even odds
ho boy here we go
>>64632657
Corey Hill's broken leg from a checked kick was worse than Anderson's at least visually. He just stepped back completely on it. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
>>64632779
>implying it's time to end this suffering
>implying you need a minute to yourself
>>64632760
gross she's so fat
>>64632739
did kanehara not recognize that? Wasn't he black belt in jiu jitsu?
>>64632779
n2peaces
>>64632767
why you trying to make us believeso hard bro
we get it
youre lonely
What is the appropriate age for kids to watch UFC? I'm babysitting my girlfriend's little shit and I feel bad that he can't watch it with me. he's 12 btw and it would be a good bonding opportunity
>>64632795
I'M /POL/ WHITE NATIONALIST AS FUCK
But DC and WOODLEY are great.. GO FUCK URSELF,
ALRIGHT BOYS IT'S PPV TIME YOU GOT YOUR 8 OR 9 FRIENDS AROUND AND SOME FOOD AND HAVE A GREAT TIME?
did i just hear GOT EEM
Did they all just shout "Cotton!"?
HERE WE GO
>>64632812
>implying you will ever get to me
FACE THE PAIN
>>64632831
Me and my 59 cats.
>Piracy is not a victimless crime
lel
>>64632760
I like whooty, but they don't look good in string bikinis.
DC just has the bantz with everyone
