9 DARTER HYPE
Earlier tonight Lewis escaped 6-3 vs Barney.
>de gay
>muh 9 darter
First for Anderson
rape mode gando confirmed
how much did gando earn with that 9er?
>>64625508
this 9 dart meme needs to die
>>64620745
>We’re down to the final four at the Ally Pally, all of whom have at least one World title to their name, and all would argue that they deserve to add this year’s crown to their tally. Barney displayed more bottle than Simon Whitlock’s weekly shop in yet another victory in a final set decider, and having climbed back into the top 10 on the OoM, now only the substantial frame of Aidy Lewis stands between the Dutchman and another World Championship final. Snackpot dropped his first sets of the tournament in his QF against Peter Wright, but took advantage of some below-par finishing from the ‘Scot’ to wrap up a 5-2 victory. It seems remarkable that two of the most successful & exciting players in the game can be said to have been going quietly about their business, but with the madness unfolding around them, both Adrian Lewis & Gary Anderson have shown Wezzz how to properly go ‘under the radar’ in a World Championship. Gando meets Jelle Klaasen in his semi-final, and he will surely not underestimate the man who had him on the brink of elimination in last year’s Worlds. Klaasen is of course the rank outsider with the bookies, and can play his game without pressure, but a win here would make a strong case for him being invited back to the Premier League (on the condition he deactivates his Snapchat account). We’re starting an hour later than usual tonight, so tune in from 20:00GMT on SSD/SS1.
>>Tonight’s matches (best of 11 sets)
>Raymond van Barneveld v Adrian Lewis
>Gary Anderson v Jelle Klaasen
>>Quarter final roundup
>http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/19api8fx8h3s312wi2bqkih9ef/title/william-hill-world-championship-qfs
>>Tournament results/schedule of play
>http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
>>BDO Worlds thread
>>>64610559 →
>>64625522
fifteen thousand british pound sterling
Is that one of the greatest sets in Worlds history?
132.62 average and a 60% checkout rate.
In the semi-final no less.
>>64625522
£15k
>>64625522
One leg
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>>64625522
15k beers
>>64625522
bottle of bucky and 12 cans of irn bru
lads how do I get over everything tasting shit while having the flu? I'm about 4 days in and just want to smoke a ciggerette but can't because it smells and tastes like absolute shit. Help please
Waht are these purple things on klaasens darts?
>>64625541
andy murray pls
>>64625563
pussy remaints
>SKY GRAPHICS
DOING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER TODAY IN THE BDO
>>64625561
Plug your nose and drink loads and loads of lukewarm water
>>64625563
Flights
all smiles
>>64625563
ectoplasm from earlier...
Fake darts can't even get the scoreboard to work. Would never happen at Lakeside.
Probably dont know what just happened and/or were watching some #lad neck a pitcher.
>>64625561
If you still have a sense of smell and taste it doesn't sound like flu m8
What's the benefit of a 9 darter? I'm new
> the city of sky graphics
>>64625634
It's a rare occasion
>>64625634
You win the leg and some bonus money
>>64625634
It's a perfect game. The minimum amout of throws you need for 501.
> the fucking crowd ruining this based match with yaya kolo
just shoot me
>>64625634
it's like bowling a perfect game in bowling
>>64625654
how is the money determined?
>>64625634
You win an evening in the Caravan of Love.
>>64625634
Not much these days
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine-dart_finish#Nine-dart-finish_prize_money
Philth won 100 grand for his first televised one at the PDC iirc.
>>64625634
You know you're playing well
>>64625634
>throw a dart at a 1x3cm segment from 8 feet
>do it 9 times in a row
its kinda hard
@gary anderson
Well done la I always beleived in you hope you beat up that fat teenager Adrian lewis in the final :^)
>loads of pissheads at the front with their backs turned and just taunting the stands
Damnit, Bazza.
>>64625671
At the beginning of the tournament, they will decide on a value.
Which player has the better movement?
>26
>26
too old
>>64625634
It's the equivalent an adult male putting his dick into a baby and not cracking her hips.
Even booing the players is preferable to this Yaya shit.
>>64625731
Hello Jelle, I thought you were playing darts tonight.
>>64625736
>>64625704
Millenials
>>64625671
Its a rolling total, starts at £5k and increases by £5k for each major tournament where one isn't hit. If more than one player hits one, the prize pot is split pro-rata. The Worlds is separate though, there is a set amount and anyone who hits a 9er gets that amount.
>>64625708
>>64625783
thanks lads
>a 9 darter in treble beds that size
what took you so long?
repeating integers check them
Okay let's come up with a new darts chant, my cousins at the ally pally so I'll text him when we are done and he can get it going the final set. I'll start:
WE LOVE TO
FUCKING HELL
Is Gary better than MVG?
Why are these german commercials so bland today?
emotionless parshipping blonde, some stiff busniness men talking about money, etc.
>>64625823
>>64625825
inb4 bottled
Anderson is on another level.
Even MVG wouldn't have stopped this.
Klaasen is garbage.
>>64625866
>>64625560
to top if off the lads can all chip in to get him a deep fried mars bar - a delicacy in scotland
>>64625836
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
AND
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>64625866
Checked as fuck
>>64625866
checked
>>64625850
i'm missing some check24 desu famiglia
>>64625823
Are the beds genuinely different sizes between the BDO & PDC or is it a MEE-MAY?
>>64625866
>>64625915
>implying Shitlock can get doubles
>the city of Dutch darts
BTFO
>>64625906
There's a slight difference. Eclipse Pro has bigger trebles, Blade 4 has a bigger bull. Difference is negligible really.
ONEHUNDREDANDEEIGGG..it's gary to throw first.
>>64625731
janitor pls
Now Klaasen knows how helpless that disabled 15 year old felt when he sent her pictures of his bell end
>Klaasen going to be a dad
That sounds weird.
>>64626018
lel
>>64625964
Sounds fair. They don't look different.
DAT 142
Whatever happened to that girl on Twitter who did drawings of players?
DAT 142
>>64625906
PDC treble beds you could sleep a fucking family of 4 in.
>>64626006
Gando slows down for no man.
>>64626036
You have to wonder about a bird who marries a convicted paedo. Daddy issues probably.
aw fuck that 142 for the set
>>64626018
low blow my man
Based Anderson.
Wouldn't even think he was the reigning champion with how little hype or montages Sky have given him. He's been playing like a champ in every game.
G A N D E R S O N
A
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D
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>ANDERSON
LOL
You'd feel sorry for Klaasen if he wasn't a dirty pedo, every chance he gives to Ando, Ando takes.
>de counting
>wrong double
Gary pls
>Scottish mathematics
hurr nice counting gary
>Scottish maths
scottish math
>He beat Wade 5-1, which is an outrageous scoreline
No it fucking isn't. The 2014-16 Worlds version of Gando is brilliant. Wade is SHIT
Are there any alcoholics in this championship i don´t know of?
Always wondered how much dart players drink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
Gary learned common core
>>64626143
shitlock
http://pdcmerchandise.com/product/stand-suit-aloha/
lads, a little late christmas present for myself?
>>64626061
I swear you're on BT Sport 2 right now. How do you do it, Martin?
>>64626143
It's all water on stage nowadays.
>>64626143
i think the humongous bellies speak for themselves.
>>64626143
Simon "5 beers every break" Whitlock
>>64626143
Most of them. Although Klaasen and Anderson are two who actually claim to refrain from it.
>>64626159
Why does this exist
>>64626176
Was alcohol allowed at some point?
>>64626061
>I only watch BDO
>*tips fedora*
>>64626143
Klaasen said the other day that very few players don't drink backstage, despite water being on stage. So... all of them
>>64626159
>stand out suit
If you want to stand out and be identified as a cunt, then go ahead.
>>64625906
I think there is some evidence to suggest that the treble beds in the PDC are a mm or two bigger, that and the wires are'nt so thick. Or at least thats what the conspiracy theorists aka double finish would have you believe. People like to point to the huge leap in 9 darters this past decade or so as an example of this, and the famed PDC averages of 110 + in every major (citation needed).
Personally I think the standard amongst the top players in the PDC has improved over the past 10 years, and they bring out the best in one another on a more frequent basis. But there isnt the gulf in difference some would have you believe between the two organizations, and neither does the mm 'difference' in the treble size make a massive difference either.
>>64626203
They used to let you smoke too, I remember seeing a Paul Lim video where he's taking a drag in the middle of his turn.
>>64626203
Yeah, man. Back in the day everyone had a pint up there with them.
>If Klaasen wins this match he will play together with MvG in the worldcup for countries
That would be topkek
>>64626203
Of course. Life was good back then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHnBppccI0o
>God Save The Queen in a match between a Scotsman and a Dutchman.
They need the flamethrower treatment and badly.
Cunts
>Paedo Suarez
lel
>dutchies
>>64626143
I played darts at a somewhat high level and always had about 4 beers a match to calm the nerves, and I wasnt the only one
>this game
>>64626204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q49xYlgoeCo
Gary based as fuck
>>64626324
MVG currently at wanking himself off over this.
>YESH GARY, HIT HIM HARDER
>>64626313
i always bowl better after 2 pints so yeah i think that's the case for multiple comfy sports.
>German darts song
JUST
>>64626338
german sport 1 stream fucking sucks
what is this crazy dart song
> germany is master of cringeworthiness again
this fucking cheesy song, stop it
>>64626338
Yes, unfortunately the gif doesn't show how he pick up the dart, stands there for eight seconds, and then throws a treble 1 to score 5.
>>64626376
>>64626242
Nice one, Rodders.
>>64626408
"Wir wollen Onehundredeighty, Onehundredeighty"
>sky graphics
>>64626453
Wasnt it 6 million?
>>64626372
Everything's better after a couple of pints. Or 10
>>64626472
>mfw their interface crashed
>Sky Sports in charge of score keeping
Hang on, somebody hit a 9 darter tonight?
gando is raping this poor dutch kid
>Jelle Missen
Dismantled.
Absolutely dismantled.
Barry Hearn literally fixing the scoring to make the PDC look better than the real darts.
>>64626483
>http://pdcmerchandise.com/product/stand-suit-aloha/
>Klassen uncharacteristically being unable to finish on a ten
>>64626497
I hit ur mum 9 times tonight
>>64626497
Gary, 3rd leg of the match.
5-0 incoming
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>>64626538
Shit, fuck didn't bother watching the start of this
Man i miss the autism express in the semi's
>implying anyone would've had a chance
>>64626529
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NONCING
>>64626518
>fancy dress
>>64626529
Missed that, nice
And that right here is the reason why I only watch WC, because it is so damn boring when darts matches are one sided *yawn*
>>64626592
A semifinal and a lot of money?
Count me in then.
Are there any Cloggies at Lakeside this year?
>>64626584
I doubt MVG would have had a chance against this Gary.
Would have been a fucking magical final though.
Thanks, Raymond.
>>64626615
Is there anyone at Lakeside?
>>64626615
List of Dutchies:
Jeffrey de Graaf (number 3 seed)
Wesley Harms (number 5 seed)
Ryan de Vreede (number 16 seed; lost to Chisnall in first round of last year's PDC Worlds)
Richard Veenstra (plays de Graaf)
Willem Mandigers (plays Scott Waites)
Matthew Medhurst (lost in preliminary round)
Problem is, they're all shit.
>>64626607
>MVG v Barney
>Smith v Barney
>Chizzy v Wright
>Klaasen v Taylor
>countless more in the first two rounds
>one sided
Leave you filthy casual
>>64626665
>be a #3 seed
>still a literal who
Welcome to BDO
>>64626681
If you miss out the QF's, he has a point. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_PDC_World_Darts_Championship
With the odd exceptions, the 2nd and 3rd rounds were very one sided
>>64626692
He's won a grand total of 2 sets at Lakeside, both against Jan Dekker.
>>64626681
I was talking about this match. Make no mistake there were some epic matches this year, but today's SF are boring for my money.
I sometimes think Wayne doesnt really think all that hard before opening his mouth
>>64626760
They were pretty predictable unfortunately.
Only Barney's fightback was the unpredictable bit.
>108 average
SWEEP INCOMING
HOLY FUCK I KNOW WHO THIS KLAASEN IS
I RECOGNIZE HIM FROM ONE OF MY PHOTOBUCKET PLUNDERING WHERE HE HAD SEVERAL SELFIES OF HIM BEING NUDE
FUCK WHY DIDN'T I SAVE THEM FUCK FUCK FUCK
I WILL SEARCH MY HISTORY FOR THIS BUCKET MAYBE IT'S STILL OPEN
Gando unstopable
>>64626807
I want to believe
>>64626807
...what
GANDO STRONK
gando nearly had a heart attack
Why does the PDC use these carbon smoke machines?
9 darts all you need
>>64626807
This guy
Le exibition man
>>64626807
Dont bother
>Gando shitting it when the steam goes off
>2006 was 10 years ago
>>64626837
Barry's latest gimmick
>>64626807
This'll be fun
>dutch """"""""""""""""""darts""""""""""""""""
THIS FUCKING WHITEWASH
get rekt
>>64626807
wait a second, i remember that gay blowjob
>>64626807
>germans
>>64626844
u jelle?
>>64626868
Wait... what?
>>64626807
are you that disabled 15 year old he sent nudes to?
So /180/, what would your walk on song be? Mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHMxFGqhIs
>that bird behind gando
she'd get it
>>64626868
>actually it was 9 years ago
>>64626868
Barney being back in the PDC feels that long ago tbf, some final though was the 2006 BDO
>>64626807
>9 darted on
>swept 6-0
>get your nudes found by some german on a latvian dog-grooming forum
now that's what i call a bad day at the office
>>64626898
motd tune
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>64626898
Good choice. The GOAT theme tune.
Jokes on you guys would you search through like 1000 photobucket links to find nudes of this guy?
It looks like much work but I would post my photobucket history
>>64626879
>WHITEWASH
racist
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asdd_2D_8r0
>>64626898
Mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50
>>64626807
Bitcoins coming your way if you find these.
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQVBl48qoWI
AMERICA
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>64626898
There can be only one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiBzfIP03dM
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdt73mY9Gj4
definitely
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3mW_0pm10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtPfLtIJi38
either one
This as a walk on theme desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts
>>64626898
It ain't me
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhE88Tp4I6U
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
>>64627075
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ
>dutch_national_anthem.wav:
Or this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DXMDzqA-UI
>>64626948
funniest/best one yet imo
And that D20 ends a fairly routine night of semi-finals. If you're Dutch: congratulations, your countrymen conjured up those Netherlander genes and bottled it again!
Okay, maybe in one case there was no choking. Averaging 107 and checking out at 47%, Gary Anderson was completely unstoppable as he closed set one with a fabulous nine darter before blitzing Jelle Klaasen with five more sets of power scoring and finishing; it's amazing Paedo Suarez even got 7 legs on the board. This is the Gary Anderson of 2014 all over again and not the one who has been such a disappointment in 2015.
In the earlier semifinal, it was more comeback fun as Barney decided to lose the first FIVE sets against Aidey before hitting a string of big outs to take three sets in a row, only for the Stokie to take set 9 and end RVB's magic. Barney has shown the experience and skill that got him so far in the earlier years of his career; re-establishing himself in the Top 10 of the world should be a boost for the years to come.
But before that, comes the final. It's a repeat of 2011's final: the Worlds where Webby killed Taylel, MVG and Wade lost to Mensur, Mark Walsh and Alan Tabern were still relevant and the then-slimmer Adrian Lewis hit the first and still only ever World Final 9 darter before claiming his first ever World title. The final begins at 6:30pm.
Before that, there's more fun at Lakeside as the mighty Ted Hankey returns to the BDO after a four year absence, mad Swede Peter Sajwani returns following his defeat of then-World No. 1 James Wilson last year and, annoyingly at the same time as the PDC final, pissed-up Jap Seigo Asada also returns to that classic stage.
So see you then.
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr857W82ySE
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwc45CiqK68
>>64627174
Kek, thanks for that Phil.
Jelle should adopt a new gimmick and pretend to be an ISIS fighter.
Come on to this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UwVnksA_bU
If Nicho makes a comeback it could be p epic with CIA vs ISIS
>>64627226
BASED AS FUCK taste
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzTKU0ZjYMw
Averages of today anyone?
I can't find old (i.e. not live) matches on that dartsdata website..
>>64626807
>FUCK WHY DIDN'T I SAVE THEM FUCK FUCK FUCK
Especially when, for you, not saving nudes of naked men at every opportunity violates the modus operandi.
>>64627258
It's fucking terrible for previous matches.
Anyway, here ya go:
RVB-Lewis: http://live.dartsdata.com/MatchView.aspx?MatchId=130938
Ando-Klaasen: http://live.dartsdata.com/MatchView.aspx?MatchId=130939
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A
>>64627158
see you tomorrow m8, thanks for the writeup.
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_3f6MTHsY
>>64627234
Klaasen should start coming out to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>64626898
https://youtu.be/vZUSF0Zd_Yw
>>64627361
exactly what I was thinking
>>64627287
Thanks
>tfw on suicide watch
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSOUNeiTkiE
>>64626898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQuBrIF1dic
hello