/180/: WILLIAM HILL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SEMI-FINALS
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We’re down to the final four at the Ally Pally, all of whom have at least one World title to their name, and all would argue that they deserve to add this year’s crown to their tally. Barney displayed more bottle than Simon Whitlock’s weekly shop in yet another victory in a final set decider, and having climbed back into the top 10 on the OoM, now only the substantial frame of Aidy Lewis stands between the Dutchman and another World Championship final. Snackpot dropped his first sets of the tournament in his QF against Peter Wright, but took advantage of some below-par finishing from the ‘Scot’ to wrap up a 5-2 victory. It seems remarkable that two of the most successful & exciting players in the game can be said to have been going quietly about their business, but with the madness unfolding around them, both Adrian Lewis & Gary Anderson have shown Wezzz how to properly go ‘under the radar’ in a World Championship. Gando meets Jelle Klaasen in his semi-final, and he will surely not underestimate the man who had him on the brink of elimination in last year’s Worlds. Klaasen is of course the rank outsider with the bookies, and can play his game without pressure, but a win here would make a strong case for him being invited back to the Premier League (on the condition he deactivates his Snapchat account). We’re starting an hour later than usual tonight, so tune in from 20:00GMT on SSD/SS1.
>Tonight’s matches (best of 11 sets)
Raymond van Barneveld v Adrian Lewis
Gary Anderson v Jelle Klaasen
>Quarter final roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/19api8fx8h3s312wi2bqkih9ef/title/william-hill-world-championship-qfs
>Tournament results/schedule of play
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
>BDO Worlds thread
>>64610559
1st for not a sport
>>>/asp/
A bit late, but I found this: http://www.welivedarts.com/article/former-world-semi-finalist-believes-ally-pally-will
The predictions at the bottom are fucking hilarious.
>Smith winning
>two matches he couldn't even call
https://vine.co/v/ibZ3HYI1ddL
Van Barneveld wins match, summons forces of eternal life
In case you want to watch some officially sanctioned darts with REGULATED SCORING AREAS in the meantime: >>64610559
America's Larry Butler is currently 2-1 up against England's James Hurrell.
Wait is it hour from now or now? I am confused again.
>>64620945
1 hour from now.
>>64620954
Thank you.
bump for netherlands
Them juicy matches
>>64620758
Friendly reminder that darts is older than your country.
>>64620758
Sure m8
>>64620811
All he guessed right was Anderson, which isnt any difficult.
are they starting late tonight because they know both barney and jelle will job it and lose 6-0?
>>64621670
Should start at 9 if I am right
>>64621650
At least he gave some more concrete predictions for tonight: http://www.welivedarts.com/article/two-huge-semis-ahead-tonight-and-mardle-gives-his-verdicts
>Lewis v Anderson as the final
Such an outlandish prediction, Wayne.
>>64621683
Half 9 jongens
scared
>>64621701
What i want: barney vs klaassen
What i want with a bit realism: barney vs anderson
Pure realism: lewis vs anderson
Been doing a bit of PL hypothesising, and things could get interesting if Klaasen beats Gando.
OoM locks: MVG, Gando, Taylel, Lewis
Other locks: Barney (recent performances plus they're taking the PL to Rotterdam so they're not going to leave him out), Wright (Sky wildcard lock because MUH ON STAGE HILARITY)
Probable locks: M. Smith (PDC wildcard because they want a youth tour graduate in there ASAP), Klaasen (if he makes a Worlds final the PDC surely have to give him a wildcard)
That leaves Wade, Chisnall & Thornton (plus everyone else, but it's likely between those three) fighting over two spots. Chizzy will probably get one because of his power scoring. Wee Rabbie could get dropped because of his awful showing at the Worlds, BUT he won a major this year, so perhaps not. Would they really drop Wade again? It would be cruel on Klaasen if he took out Philth & Gando on his way to a World Championship final & didn't even get a look-in for the PL
I think Wade's performance against Gando may have ruled him out of the PL again, they want power scorers in there, they don't want guys averaging 88. Chisnall just sneaks in.
>>64621780
wade is the most overrated player in the game
has NEVER been able to keep up with the raw talented players
>>64621751
You forget Kirk Shepherd got to the World Final and wasn't invited to the PL.
>>64621780
Yeah, that was a fucking farcical showing from Bipolar Boy. 88 in a PDC quarterfinal is 1996 form. It won't cut it in 2016.
The problem with putting Smith in the PL (which, we have to accept annoyingly, they will do) is that he's such a floor babby. How does that look to the average casual fan who only follows the majors and the PL that someone who is in the latter does fuck all in the former?
>>64621813
I won't shed any tears if Wade misses out. Boring, uninspiring, chippy, and a long way off the player he and the Sky pundits think he is.
premier league is shit
I heard cube has been put forward for a wild card...
>>64621883
Someone mentioned yesterday how Smith can just reel off legs like MVG, so that could be a positive for him.
The overwhelming negative is his horrendous incapability of playing when things don't go his way. It happened far too often last night, even when he was in total control in the final set.
>>64621912
If only.
15 minutes until Barney vs Lewis, right lads?
I'll be going downstairs to watch it, in case anyone remembers me from yesterday. Pretty excited.
>>64621751
what about buntman
>>64621751
When do they do the selections?
>>64621952
Bunt has had an horrendous year. The PL ruined his season.
>>64621962
Tomorrow night, after the final.
>>64621912
I've heard they're considering Gilding because he entertains the kids.
>>64621912
>mvgs fw
>>64621946
yes we start in 10
Missed yesterdays matches because of hangover
full comfy mode now, second beer just opened
>>64621993
Thanks.
>tfw have work at 8am monday.
Sport and runescape are going to come to a halt unfortunately.
>>64621982
That is disgusting.
>>64621946
15 mins until coverage. Enjoy, m8.
>>64622041
>filename
mvg crying in interview kek
>>64622061
Every time
and we're on now!
Gando vs Lewis final, calling it now
>>64622291
So daring m8
crayzeh
The funny thing is you just know there's about 30 "Phil Taylor to win his 17th title" montages that Sky have had to ditch thanks to Paedo Cobra.
>>64622333
>barry's face when
Expect zillions of bounceouts for Paedo Suarez then.
Id like a Barney - Pedo Suarez final tbqh
Id love a Barney v Klassen rematch, its like 10 years to the month
>>64622333
There is still enxt year, nice trips
>>64622022
Fuck yeah!
Beer, darts and /180/
Banished the wife upstairs too. Brilliant
how is Mardle favoring Gando like that?
Lewis has been stomping shit all tournament
>>64622333
Based pedo fucking sky over
>>64622399
Gando's dominated his opponents with ridiculous averages from the start.
Only the game against Gurney was the one point he looked vulnerable.
https://twitter.com/evewoods77/status/683039202905296897
If anyone can gif this, please do. Or track this guy down and slit his throat.
>>64622333
Good thing is that next year he will also be going for 17th
I hope they weren't silly enough to put the year in
>>64622333
Thing is, if he wins something, there will be montages. When he retires, there will be endless montages and documentaries, and he he dies Sky will set up "Sky Sports Taylor" where you get to watch Taylor 24/7 until you die
>blubby takes out 121 to win the third set
>lose match from that point on
>barney keeps hitting 121 outs
WHO /RAYMONDVANGODTAKESITALL/ HERE?
How bad will van Bödefeld stink?
>>64622466
He is gonna choke like always
Missed d14 for a 121 earlier tbqh
>>64622466
We need a lot of insulin to manage that, my island friend
>>64622466
BARNEY ARMY
>>64622466
IT'S ON
>Gando 11/10 to win
Thats a bookie bait price if I ever saw one
Why is Lewis getting booed? I heard it last night too.
Lewis bringing the banter
>>64622545
>up against RvB
>up against Snakeshite
>>64622504
For every game he wins, ten people with diabetes are sacrificed.
Missed it by a mile as well
>American broadcaster using the SKY feed
goldenarrowfag became an hero on christmas?
nth for barney
>>64622387
got it rocking on the beamer
>>64622589
The schedule stops at 23 december, no idea why he stopped there
BEST "RIVALRY" MONTAGE
>>64622589
He went under the radar once already. Maybe he'll come back.
>>64622539
Worth a cheeky fiver m8
>>64622588
Sky uses Fox I think for the NFL. What station do you get this on?
>>64622630
I couldnt bring myself to open this when the PDC retweeted it
>>64622630
Fucking hell, grandad's been at the ouzo again.
Lewis has won more world titles than barney
>>64622630
>peter wright "fans"
Jesus Christ.
>>64622630
Damn, Wayne Mardle got old
BARNEY ARMY
JUST A MAN
AND HIS WILL
TO SURVIVE
Let's go, lads.
RISEN UP BACK ON THE STREETS
>>64622643
if you have a vpn for germany/austria/swiss you could check:
>http://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
but the commentator is german.
>>64622630
Remember yesterday when I said Peter Wright is the man your dad wants to be? Yeah..
>>64622656
Shhh, Barry
BARNEY
>Pyrotechnics
Oh dear Barry
\o/
preemptive channeling
>>64622643
ESPN has the rights to the tournament here in america
ADRIAN
BOOIS
Daily reminder that Snackpot is sponsored by Twyford - A urinal maker
DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP
FUCKING USELESS
>>64622700
We WWE now
>boos
Oh boy.
>Name is Louis
>Written Lewis
People still booing lewis
>>64622545
Just happened again I swear.
Go Barney \o/
>>64622744
He's a Grade A cunt to be fair.
>>64622702
Ah ok
>>64622689
Got it on my TV, thanks anyway though.
"are they saying boo or boois?"
>>64622749
>up against Barney
I'd even boo the Pope
We got the crowd again today right?
stream please.
streamhunter ones arent working
>>64622760
In the past, yes. i really like him now he's matured and actually somewhat humble now. I'm guessing people just don't like him opening his mouth everytime he touches a dart.
>>64622545
Crowd as you can probably hear are behind Barney, usually are. I think alot of people think Lewis is a bit of an arrogant cunt, and they sort of have a point.
>>64622782
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/darts/pdc-world-darts-championship-2016-live-stream-january-02
Im on stream 2
>barney getting BTFO already
IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED LADS
>>64622869
>what is last night
Classic Barney. Lulling Lewie into a sense of safety
why haven't they replaced the walk on girls with Steve Beaton yet m8s?
>>64622869
lease Barney, don't lose your head already!!
>>64622772
ALWAYS
>>64622869
what is first to 6
>>64622869
burger pls don't shitpost
>Lewis has lost 2 sets and Barney's lost loads
Lewis has played absolute shit apart from Clown. Barney's had to beat Bunt, MVG and Smith.
>>64622782
if you navigate your way into the darts section of wiziwig2.com there's a good acestream plus a few flashes
>>64622769
Here's a (You), took me a minute to get that
>>64622884
>every woman in attendence dripping like crazy
Would flood the place
Why is Jack Harkness commentating?
>HEADSHAKE
AND HERE WE GO
Both lads have been watching the BDO I see.
spaghetti
That was a shame
Don't worry, lads. Barney will go 3 sets down and wake up again
It's over
>that shaking
>>64622869
Last couple of matches he's won from at least two sets behind, 3-0 was last nights I think and he won 5-4 so don't dismiss him yet
>barney
SPAGHETTI
>barney ever not losing the first set
All according to plan guys
Lewis drops like a dart on average every set doesn't he?
What is wrong with him?
>>64623003
snackpot stroke
>you now realise that lewis vs smith would have been an absolute belter
Is it Sky doing this or just my stream?
>>64623026
Nope on sky we are getting the usual betting adverts
>>64623026
your stream instead of commercials
>>64623026
It's a live feed
>>64623026
The source always does that. Think the guy gets it from the PDC's stream or summat
>>64623026
That 's the stream.
>>64622986
yeah?
>40
>40
RAY NO
>>64622869
I'm sorry, but did Barney already lose? Oh, that's right. This game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's has only begun. Why would you make a statement like this when the game is still on? Barney has been one of the best players in the league for how many years now? Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Barney makes the finals and wins. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Barney posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he is the 16th best darter in the world. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking legends on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>64623026
Stream
>>64623003
His hands are lubricated with lard
>>64623088
lel
>10 on barney
>10 on klaasen
dont disappoint me netherbros.
Do you like Aidy Lewis and the Booze? His early wok was a little too far-east for my tastes, but when he won the Worlds in 2011, I think he really came into his own, commercially and autistically. His deep-fat fryer has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate fat that really gives the chips a big boost. He's been compared to Phil Taylor, but I think Aidy has a far more banterific sense of humor.
>121 OUT
>TAKES IT
PREPARE YOUR ANUS, FAT MAN
>89 average
fug
>>64623114
We will dissapoint you, it's what we do
>This leg
zzzzzzzzzz
>Barney: 0/6 on doubles
IT'S
OVER
i'd be sympathetic towards lewis if he didn't open his fucking mouth before every fucking throw
>>64623187
Just practising his pie form.
>>64623187
Not nearly as bad as some others 2bh.
BARNEY ON THE BOARD
>mfw Barney has cut the wire on Snackpots microwave
If you cant beat 'em, starve 'em
i hate how this caller calls stuff, especially the eeiiiiightyyyyyys and the foooooooooortyyyys
>>64623228
>yfw Lewis threw Barney's insulin into the bin
THAT FUCKING 161
Absolute beast
CLUTCH 161
DAT 161
Fuck yeah
Go choke on a frikandel Louis
161 161 161
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>64623236
He is a countdown champion he can do whatever he wants
161
BIG FINISH
Question: do the players look at each others score or do they play for themselves like their own mindgame?
>161 finish
here we go
>>64623071
>that 26 year old darts fan feel
SNACKPOT BTFO
161
6
1
>>64623256
I think not.
HOLY FUCK
DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161 DAT 161
IT'S FUCKING GO TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
>>64623256
In an emergency, Barney could eat snackpot's food for a sugar rush.
>>64623283
Both at the same time. They're all experienced enough to count down themselves but occassionaly they check the scores.
Suckin diesel now biys!
>>64623277
'no'
JACKPAAHRT!!!
>>64623283
They will check the score when they are on a finish to know whether they need to take a bull route if the opponant is on a finish
>>64622986
>>64623288
Who is that
INSULIN DENIED
:'(
TELL ME ABOUT LEWIS
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HIT DD20?
ffs nice DD20
>>64623283
Look at other the guys score to see if they are on a finish
1 6 1
6
1
>>64623316
The unluckiest retard in Manitowoc County, Wisconsin
Lol barney got BTFO
How does Lewis get away with this blatant theft?
someone get him a snickers
>>64623283
>>64623306
wasn't this exact question answered with this exact answer yesterday? deja vu? am i going mad?
Quality finishing there
Why is the T20 worth more points than the bull?
>>64623345
Why?
>>64623288
Nigel Clough's let himself go
>>64623363
because three times 20 is more than 50
>>64623363
Because three times 20 is higher than 50
If barney doesn't at least take the next set, it's over ladd. This is why I hate and love Barney at the same time. He's such a choke artist. MvAutism should've just won that match. He would've been up 2-0 by now too.
tactics from Barney, go the full 11 sets to starve out fatpot.
>>64623345
>You will never watch Wrestlemania with Brendan after murdering a slag
>>64623378
>>64623384
Nearly
>>64623357
Yes i was thinking the same thing!
>>64623374
Making a Murderer. on Netflix, fella
>tfw the bdo thread has died
>>64623391
Lewis has already devoured his first chicken in that break
>>64623404
still fairly amazing
>>64623430
woops, meant for
>>64623370
Do good darts make that much of a difference on how well someone performs?
>>64623384
yeah, but why didn´t they make the bull´s eye worth like 70 or something that outscores a triple 20?
>>64623370
Got pressured and manipulated into wrongly confessing raping and murdering a woman because he is retarded and his uncle was suing the county for 32 million dollars. Look up "Making a Murderer", it's on netflix
>>64623437
Gary's the only fat lesbian we want to watch tonight.
>FATPOT
>BARNEY
Useless old fuck
Fuck sake
>>64623524
too soon
>>64623370
First episode is free on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34M2zdLc-2U
BDO-tier performance thus far
Get your shit together
121
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
barney all over the place
What are the idiots chanting?
Sit down if you....?
>3-0
>3-0 down
Finally. Time to start this game.
Well, was fun while it lasted Barney
barney you fuck hit a double
Think I'll just go get drunk instead
>>64623607
english chants are the worst, so fucking cringeworthy
LE 161 MAN
1 6 1
6
1
DAT 161 AGAIN
3 sets down... AND NOW HE WAKES UP
>161
161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161 161
>161
>Can't hit shit
>Can hit 161s
Barney please
161 IS THE NEW 121
>clutch genetics
Barney is such a meme checkout man
>>64623607
Stand up if you love the darts
>>64623454
>>64623469
>>64623558
Still don't really get it but whatever. Obviously not going to watch it
Barney's magnets are activated
Found a pub to watch the match in and THIS is what the score is? Fuck sake.
Cant Lewis wear a bra or something, those jiggling tits everytime he moves disgust me
>leyg
>>64623662
>he's not going to watch the best tv show of the year
youre loss desu
Barney plays like he is dead inside
>fat man
>>64623691
What makes it so good
>Lewis
>>64623699
everyone is talking about....
le double double dutch man
D20 D8
UUGHHHH YES
BLUE BALL'D
>>64623607
Yesterday it was 'sit down, on your plastic seats'
>le fat post man
>Double 20 Double 8
eeehhhhh
>>64623697
(can't wake up)
>le meme checkout man
>le balding comeback man
Game over
Anderson v Klaasen is the REAL final
been the two best players to watch this tournament
>fat 7
BRAVO BARNEY
>4-0
REST IN PEACE BARNEY
DEFEATING AUTISM AND CHILDHOOD OBESITY WAS JUST TOO MUCH
What the fuck was Barney doing there?
ROT IN PISS RAYMOND VAN BAREVENELD
Put the grandad to bed lewis
>hitting 7 (seven)
Time to look for some stronger stuff
At least we still have based klaasen to watch ._.
>>64623778
Adult obesity's gotten the better of him
Lewis nigh on unplayable atm, cleaning up Barneys poor visits like he cleans up buffet table butties.
>4-0
JUST
U
S
T
>>64622877
>>64622891
>>64622898
>>64622901
>>64622989
>>64623088
what were you guys saying?
Used up all his powers to beat autism and blubberboy.
not been on 4chan in a while, and this is the first time i've been on it since i got into darts(a week ago), so why do popele hate barney again?
Should never have beaten mvg, barn
>>64623803
>Jelle blows a kiss to MVG's niece.jpg
>>64623813
>thinking it's over
you have activated RvB's trap card
\o/
>>64623813
There's still time...maybe...
>>64623813
Nigger, please.
So who is worse? Lewis for being a cunt or Klaasen for being a paedo?
>>64623813
shitposting burgers
>>>/out/
>>64623827
For losing like this
>>64623827
>so why do popele hate barney again?
>>64623794
Considering getting a bag of coke in desu
>>64623813
i was just meme-posting.
big lewis fan t.b.h.
Chill out guys... you dont get the greatest comeback of all time by winning any of the first 4 sets
>>64623833
Audible kek
>>64623827
Because he gives us hope and then bottles it.
it's nice that you don't have to be an adonis to play darts, but do you have to be fat? why aren't there fit or skinny players?
>>64623854
that's what got you into this trouble, Richie
Is it true that Popele hates Barney?
>>64623854
I don't live in large city so will have to work with what I have lying around ;_;
>>64623846
>>64623833
Has anyone seen this girl? I feel I need to see all evidence before judgement
Who /believes/ here?
>>64623827
Choke artist who can beat the best of the world one night and job to a 6-0 defeat (currently projected) the next day.
>>64623868
Popele you Rascal how can you Hate our Barney?
WHYYYY POPELEL!?
Watching a German stream, I haven't got a fucking clue what is going on
>>64623874
She was 15 and mentally disabled, have some fucking standards O'Reilly.
>>64623880
Terry Jenkins also has this trait.
Beat MVG in the UK Open in 2014 and then lost 10-1 to Fatpot in the final.
>>64623863
But anon there is a literal adonis
>>64623827
Some people dislike him these days because he can often turn up to Major TV tournaments where he's guaranteed a pay day of several thousand pound for just turning up, and he starts throwing at the bullseye/doesnt look interested etc. Its a bad attitude really, hate to see it from any player just because theyre having a bad night.
>>64623833
>>Jelle blows a kiss to MVG's niece.jpg
is she really retarded or just from brabant?
>>64623894
Why just watch it here http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/darts/pdc-world-darts-championship-2016-live-stream-january-02
>>64623896
sending dickpicks to a qt katawashoujo girl is based af desu familia
>>64623896
Kek, never heard she was mentally disabled. You sure it wasn't just the accent?
Le shaking head man
>>64623874
Google image search for Van Gerwen niece will definitely give you a picture.
It's over.
Stream where lads
>>64623935
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/darts/pdc-world-darts-championship-2016-live-stream-january-02
what's the best nickname you've seen fans give a darts player?
the lads on a Scottish football forum I go on call Taylor 'Feel Taylor' in light of his indecent assault conviction in Scotland in the 90s.
Always raises a chuckle
>>64623894
some jerks won a jaegermeister sponsored home bar
>>64623894
they built him a housebar since hes a faggot and never leaves his house
>>64623924
R A R E
P U R P L E
M V G
>>64623894
One guy sitting at home all day, his friends wanted to surprise him with that house bar so he gets up from the couch.
It's advertisement for Jägermeister and the german channel is trying to be quirky, funny and entertaining but fails horribly. The concept of that short video makes no sense to me other than to fill the void inbetween sets. Everyone involved acted like an amateur "actor"
>>64623943
Peter 'le parrot man' wright
>>64623943
Benito van de Pas 'the dutchie to the left hand side' is a favourite of mine
>>64623943
Best recently ive come across is The Cube lol, who said germans dont have a sense of humor.
>>64623863
rowby john is a twink
so hard for people to get doubles today for some reason
>>64623963
Ah ok
>he had his little run
>>64623943
Robbie "Smoke The" Green
>>64623954
how did he go so badly bald so quickly?
makes me scared for my own future
>>64623981
Just realized you said 'fans nicknames'. Double finish have some good ones for several players, especially Taylor.
>>64623894
>"Hausbar"
>"180"
what did they mean by this?
>>64623993
Not for me
>>64623987
>rowby john rodriguez
>austrian
shit he's a day younger than i am too. maybe i should get into darts.
>le 0-6 man
Barney looks like he doesn't want to be here.
Wouldn't mind an early night.
>>64623943
The Muffin Man always got me seeing as he handed out muffins
How to win darts
inb4 Barney lets him 5 sets before finishing him off
Yea family, I am going to have some fun, good night.
![2010+Ladbrokes+com+World+Darts+Championship+NlTq7OYiFvql[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HCun1jV.jpg "2010+Ladbrokes+com+World+Darts+Championship+NlTq7OYiFvql[1]")
>>64624013
He was balding since about 2009.
>5-0
Fucking hell, it's MVG-Lewis 2014 all over again.
bye bye barney
Fuck me, Barney going full on shakey head uber jobber tonight. Embarrassing.
>>64623954
it's like a shiny pokemon
>>64623917
>The darter says he sometimes heard that the girl had some problems, "but I am not aware that they have been spent in an institution and that the psychological problems were so great."
>>64624044
CHECKED
>>64624025
>Rowby
>not Austrian
Bad meme
>>64624032
>wanting to go to sleep
has the real semi-final started yet?
>>64624018
The amount of degrees they turn once they enter it
is it over lads?
This could have been a MVG Lewis epic. Fuck you barney.
>>64624044
>That filename
Kekked and checked
>>64624075
how's rodriguez an austrian name?
adi lewis has a hot wife. How?
fuck sake barney now we have to go another 6 sets
Why do they throw only at the 20?
>both Dutchies losing 6-0 tonight
Hold me /180/
;_;
>>64624091
$$$$
>>64624077
Real semis are on the 9th.
>>64624089
/pol/ pls
>>64624057
>26 years old
what the fuck
what
fuck
>>64624102
It's all part of Barneys plan, relax.
It was the same with MVG and Smith
>>64624099
Because its worth the most points
>>64624099
burger math
>>64624045
simple really: stuff your first 6 into the treble 20, and another cheeky one, then treble 19 to double 12 or treble 15 to double 18, bish bash bosh, bob's your uncle. a piece of piss.
>>64624108
dude it's not that i don't think he's australian, i just wouldn't have guessed with his name so i was surprised.
sorry i hurt your national feelings.
these fucking german commentators make me cringe so hard
>le epic 9 darts
>>64624106
Girls arent like that
>>64624127
No this is my first time watching darts. Is the purpose to get to zero first?
Woah, did someone else just see that girl licking some guy's ear.
>>64624091
Great personality.
>>64624137
Okay then.
Toni Kroos will be devastated.
how often does the board usually get replaced?
watching lewis hurts my jaw
>>64624155
yes
>>64624168
Every match a new one
>>64624146
Sure m8
>>64624156
Yes lel.
Video related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q
>>64624173
Isn't the bullseye worth 50? Why not get that
>Gary Anderson and Adrian Lewis could reach the final having only dropped a combined total of 4 sets
Good God.
>>64624177
surely not even in the first round??
>42
it's officially over
>>64624202
Triple 20 is worth 60 points
Is Barney on prozac?
>>64624177
Nah, I think it's once a day tops.
>>64624169
you on the pellets lad?
>>64624216
Triple 50 is 150 though. Aren't these guys good?
>>64624229
>>64624209
Gets replaced every match, they then get repurposed for floor matches and such. They are cheap as fuck so its not that big of a deal.
>>64624233
and triple 20 is 180. You fucking trolling us son?
>>64624155
>>64624202
upper circle is worth double, inner circle is worth triple of the number that slice represents. bullseye is 50, green circle outside of the bullseye is 25.
purpose is to get to 0 but your last dart has to be a double(on the outer circle)
>>64624233
There's no Triple 50 region on the board.
pot noodle dropping his darts again
>>64624233
>Triple 50
>>64624233
global boker face
P I T Y
S E T
>>64624233
>I have watched darts before
>triple 50 is 150
>constanza.jpg
COMEBACK IS ON!
Comeback is on
CUMBAG
COMEBACK
COMEBACK
Is it on? Tell me it's on!
>Starting at 8pm
tfw struggling to stay awake
>>64624233
Do0d
T20 = 60 points. 3 x T20 = 180
>>64624230
sorry i don't know what that means :(
IT BEGINS
Is there still hope, g-guys? ;-;
>>64624049
This guy is right
COMEBACK
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
GWAN BARNEY
COMEBACK HAPPENING
>>64624202
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darts
>>64624233
lel
>>64624199
>that video
W-what
Aidy Lewis and the Jew
>>64624276
>:(
Hello reddit
>>64624284
Keep listening.
I hope you got some decent headphones.
>>64624244
Too many (you)s. I've never watched before and anon above said triple 20 is 60. Get a bullseye then two 20s seems the best route
>>64624274
Go to bed Dad
>hitting the 2 of 20
>raymond
jesus christ
What is this BDO finishing
>>64624301
look at >>64624249
>that tops attempt
>>64624300
I do and I'll listen to it more later.
Did he just hit the number?
>>64624274
Nine for a lot of us. Hoping Lewis kills this early.
IT'S ON
that throw at tops
>>64624242
I've been a couple of times this tournament, and I could swear I didn't see them change the board. Have a look in the next game and see if the 20 bed looks fucked.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK
WHAT
O P A
P
A
>that D20 attempt
Stop it Barney, please.
>Literally hitting the top of the board
>Barney
>>64624249
Thanks m8. I'll watch some more and try to catch on
COMEBACK
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
>>64624325
GANGNAM STYLE
>>64624301
>Get a bullseye then two 20s seems the best route
Or just stay in the 20's and get the maximum possible score
>>64624319
yea you could be right, maybe they change it every session (evening and afternoon), we'll see
>chanting Hey Baby
Wrong venue. O'Shea is at the Lakeside.
>bundesliga talking about tiramisu again
ITS HAPPENING
snackpot is shaken, barney will eat him alive
>>64624363
was*
G-Guys?
C'mon Barney, get it on!
God damn can they be any closer to the board?
Barney ffs
Lewis is playing for the match now. That's it.
[morbid obesity intensifies]
Lads I've been sat on the bog for a good hour now and I've lost all feeling in my left leg
thisishowyoukillthediabetic.jpg
>>64624206
Theyve been on fire tbf, both looking about as good as Ive ever seen them, give or take. >>64624319
>>64624242
Unicorn boards are visibly crap, seem to disintegrate and come apart much faster than the winmau's
IT'S OGRE
DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134 DAT 134
WE'RE NOT DONE YET
DAT 134
DAT 134
BASED
DAT FINISH
DAT 134
DAT 134
LE COMEBACK MAN
CHOKEPOT
DAT 134
>>64624416
Had it happen to both legs at the same time on my parents' couch over Christmas. Horrifying experience.
IT'S ON
COMEBACK OFFICIALLY ON
FUCK OFF YOU FAT, SWEATY CUNT
>>64624424
4 LEWIS
NOT TODAY
NOT NOW
BARNEY ARMY
IBS HABBENING
COMEBACK COMEBACK
SEE
>>64624049
HAPPENINGGG
>DAT 134
COMEBACK ON LADS. GET YOUR MORTGAGES ON BARNEY
Happening??
>hitting the 2 of the 20 earlier in the set
>this 134 checkout
barney stop playing with my feelings
How the fuck can Barney only hit huge checkouts it's fucking bizarre
Is the comeback, dare I say it, on?
>Honey monster
Literally dont know how that happened but it did
>barney in the clutch
Stop wasting my time, Lewis
Lewis just throwing spaghetti at the board.
Tfw Barney comeback.
Does somebody dare to say the comeback is on?
anyone else's stream just have a testcard?
>>64624515
the heat is on
Snackpot is going to feel Barney's CUMBAG
Is fucking Barney getting all wezzzzz and pulling left
>le take out high checkouts but nothing else man
COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK
117 117 117 117 117 117 117 117 117 117 117
palms are sweaty
FUCK YES BARNEY
this is fucking bizarre
CHOKEPOT BTFO
Happening
100 100 100
gando confirmed for world title number 2
Good to not have 100 shots of Huntelaar this evening.
COMEBACK
IS IT HAPPENING?
Piss off Aidy
Tell me about barney
I told you lads about the microwave
100% trolldarts
RvB has made some kind of dark pact
everyone lumping on barney now?
The comeback isn't on, it will finish 6-3 or 6-4 but at least Barney is making a bit of a game of it.
>>64624605
Shold hish shoul to tshe devilh
>>64624596
why does he throw the darts?
>>64624623
That's what you said yesterday when it was 3-1
![Andy-Hamilton-Premier-League[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9H7tzvL.jpg "Andy-Hamilton-Premier-League[1]")
>>64624598
>you now remember Andy Hamilton
R.I.P. in R.I.P.
>>64624623
shoo shoo lewis shill
Lewis with the Spaghetti
>>64624643
desu its just an excuse to post fresh OC
>>64624643
Le street fighter
>5-3
this is bonkers
HEY HEY HEY
>this game
>>64624643
The era of /ELITE/ is well and truly over
>le memeback barnman
Chokepot is Sweating.
>>64624667
if i did big checkouts would you die?
Just a man and his will to survive
>>64624671
Agreed, Dizzee.
MON BARNEY
>>64624659
>>64624598
Based Anon
>>64624643
Never forgotten
Is snackpot worrying now?
>Mardle desperately sucking Stokie dick
kek pek
JUST
Lewis off stage now to down a few double vodkas and he'll be back to win this set 3-0.
>>64624643
I will miss this intro with the shit lightening cgi
THROWING SPAGHETTI AT THE BOARD INSTEAD OF EATING IT
CLASSIC SNACKPOT
>mfw people really think Lewis will win
Snackpot just wants his god damn kebab
>>64624629
mild kek
>mfw Barney actually does it
Snackpot would starve himself to death if he did
>>64624708
double cheeseburgers*
>>64624623
>>64624708
D-damage control and samefag?
CHOKEPOT
>>64624700
Yes, his kebaps are getting cold.
>>64624709
>that hammer
errytime
Who /listeningtoeyeofthetigerduringthebreak/ here?
>>64624623
>>64624708
HAHAHA
>>64624708
more like scoffing one jumbo sausage roll
someone make a new thread
New Thread When?
>>64624757
>>64624770
Wait until this match finishes.
No point making a new thread until then.
>>64624755
>one
>>64624757
>>64624770
We're not gonna get archived until like 10 hours from now.
> I think lewis now wants to win this 6th set
no shit you fucking failure of a commentator
>>64624757
>>64624770
neo-/sp/ is too dead to be worth it
HOW MUCH DID HE EAT AT THE BREAK
>>64624770
still on page 3
get your jabs out
ogre
>>64624817
All of it
>throwing for the match
This is it folks
Ive got 4/1 on a kiss on the forehead
Welp, it was fun.
it's ogre
>>64624840
>that fucking image
my sides
He's had his little run
SNACKPOT CHOKE
141
Come on, Barney.
COME THE FUCK ON
>>64624840
If Yewtree collars that slug-tongued prick and it turns out that's why he spent all that time in primary schools I would be the least surprised person in the world.
C H O K E P O T
>That exasperated laugh from Poois
The absolute madman
wheeew
we still in there
Was being shit for ages part of his plan?
>>64624847
They will kiss on the lips.
but the world refused to change.
n-no homo.. ;-;
MORBID OBESITY WINS
Barney just started way too late.
OGRE
;_;
Boooo
>>64624887
>how do we solve obesity?
>MOAR TAXES
fuck's sake
Fucking shit player choking away a 5-0 lead
Didn't deserve to win that at all
should have just continued rolling over barney, would have saved us time
well shit.
>>64624920
too saggy
Gando will fuck him in the ass in the final
Fuck.
great run opa, now go back to your grandson ;_;
So... who do we support now?
>>64625002
GANDO tbqh
>>64624980
>Implying Gando will reach the final
>>64625002
k-klassen?
>>64625002
Obviously Gando.
c'mon gary knock this pedo out
>>64625002
Gando obv. Why would anyone want Paedodarter in the final?
Might watch a bit of the outlaw darts, DUZZA about to start,
kanker barney
kill yourself je kut kk kleinkind
>>64625030
4chan supporting paedos. Sounds about right.
>>64625040
Yeah ive switched over for a leg or two
Why is Waddell so revered? His commentary was fucking top tier cringe, I legit prefer Mardle when he's not choking on Potteries knobcheese.
While we're waiting for what will probably be another disappointment, have a read of Reddit talking darts.
https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/3z57yr/dart_player_wins_match_summons_eternal_life/
>tfw spent 20 minutes in the wrong 180 thread
>tfw kinda confuesd
Have been kinda disconnected with darts for the last couple of years, anybody want to fill me in on the Klaasen pedo meme?
>>64625073
Mardle threatened to become a good commentator a while back when he stopped trying to emulate Sid, but he's slipping back into his old ways.
Part is probably the most insightful at the moment, although he is prone to talking shite as well sometimes.
That cunt who says everyone is playing "quite beautifully" is the absolute worst now though
>>64625075
found the redditor
>>64625110
google is your friend
>>64625075
10/10 banter LMAO those reddit lads are nutters
>>64625002
I got Lewis at 11/1 before the last 16.
Come on, the Pot!
>>64625110
He violently raped a toddler in a wheelchair.
>>64625118
"hes playing quite beautifully now"
"simply sensational"
>>64625075
>With professional darts - what is the challenge? There is literally no variable. You're trying to hit the same spot(s) from the same distance using the same weighted darts. For your average Joe, it's challenging and if you're playing bar darts the darts are usually slightly bent and may have different weights, etc. But with pro darts they use really expensive darts that they've used for years. If you've devoted your entire life to it to the point where you're a "professional," shouldn't you be able to hit a triple 20 or a double 12 or a bulls-eye pretty much whenever you want?
>I used to think the same thing about bowling until I learned that they use different wax patterns on the lanes that bowlers have to adjust to, but with darts it doesn't seem like anything ever changes. Am I missing something? Do they add artificial wind or do they have to use different weighted darts or does the distance change? Not trying to be a smartass, genuinely curious.
>Ameridumbs
And this is why their best players are both over 40 years old.
>>64625110
He was sending dick pics to MVG's retarded 15yo niece.
>>64625110
no memes here friend. he sent nudes to a 15 year old autist who happened to be mvg's niece.
>>64625118
The worst darts commentator is unmistakably Vassos, he was fucking unbearable this afternoon.
>>64625144
that guy has obviously never played darts, its fucking hard
>>64625144
>Do they add artificial wind
kek
KEK
>>64625084
It probably is a good idea to start a new thread to avoid this confusion, plus not everyone can use the catalog etc.
>>64625132
>>64625138
whatever m80s
>>64625145
>>64625151
Thanks lol
>>64625112
>Gando wearing curtains
Ah, good times.
>>64625075
wew
>>64625084
I told you.
>>64625144
>Do they add artificial wind or do they have to use different weighted darts or does the distance change?
top fucking lel
![linux-computer-wallpaper-1920x1080-103[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mUz52u8.jpg "linux-computer-wallpaper-1920x1080-103[1]")
>>64625119
gotta say, wouldn't mind if Klaasen wins, sometimes it fun to root for the heel
new thread when
>>64625230
when you make it
>>64625230
Doesn't need a new thread.
>>64625230
make it you lazy cunt
>>64625230
not even half way dead m9
>>64625230
>the state /sp/ is in nowadays
>new thread
why.png
PACK IT UP PACK IT IN
JUMP AROUND
>based gando
so is it true this anderson guy is the best?
don't like his entrance music so as it stands i'll be supporting dutchguy.
> jump around
is snakeshite in this again?
LET ME BEGIN
>>64625324
>paedophile
>Sky graphics freezing again
>>64625324
Nah, he's a Worlds babby.
Why does Klaasen throw his darts like he's literally trying to stick them in the board from behind the line
GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER GANDO 9 DARTER
9 DARTER
IT HAPPENED
HAPPENING
BASED
9 darter first set what the fugg : DDD
NINE DART
9 DARTER
GET FUCKING IN
HOLY SHIT
BASED GANDO
I FUCKING MISSED IT
WENT OUT FOR A CUPPA TEA
FUCK
According to sky, a 9-darter earns you 2 legs
ACCURACY
C
C
U
R
A
C
Y
9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER9 DARTER 9 DARTER 9 DARTER
FUCKING GANDO RAPE MODE
9 DARTER
9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER 9ER
final Bristow can shut the fuck up about it
Well theres your winner, folks.
Fuck me.
BASED GANDO
9 DARTERS IN 2016:
PDC = 1
BDO = 0
We'll never see the likes of it again!
HOLY SHIT
THIS FUCKING GANDO 9 DARTER
kek that kitchen MVG is in in the comercial is 100% my kitchen
Osdorp kitchen detected
>132 average
HOLY SHIT A 9
rip klaassen
>Tfw watching the lakeside and missed it
>>64625430
wolfie hasn't played yet m8
>>64625405
Don't give them any fucking ideas!
Fucking hell, missed the 9er
>>64625365
u wot m8?
PEDO GETTING DESTROYED
>>64625454
>not multitasking and watching both
>>64625457
Their graphics fucked up again, after the 9-darter, it showed Gando having 1 set and 1 leg.
>>64625454
>watching the BDO whilst based Gando is playing
At least watch both
great way to start the new year
cunt fuck cunt fucking fuck shit cunt twat cunt
Missed it due to shitty stream
>>64625528
so she got dick pics & 400 quid
sounds ok to me
>>64625597
He's still a paedophile by definition.
>>64625405
Lol thought i was the only one to see it
>>64625630
eh,
>paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.
NO FUCKING WAY
would a freak with outrageous (height and) arm length be able to dominate darts?
Well, that's it for today then.
Anyone got the adblock filter for cricfree?
Paedo's throwing motion is awful
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