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Oh my bad, I forgot that the Bruins invented penalties and are the only team that commits them. Penalties exist solely to regulate games for their opponents. Also the few players who have committed them represent not just the team, but the organization and fanbase as a whole. Boy, you must be an excellent judge of the majority, what with your razor sharp wit and all. So fair, so just, a paragon of unbiased opinion.
I'm not gonna sit here and defend the actions of every Bruin ever, but I'm not gonna pretend like they're a pack of mongrels raping the sanctity of the game and injuring players for the hell of it. You ever play hockey once in your life? Do you know how easy it is to fuck up and commit an offense? I bet you don't get penalties in videogames either, senpai. Go watch soccer you fucking crybaby
>Canada will forever be butt perturbed by Marshy
hehehehehehe
lel
LEL
L-E-L
>>64602932
What a little faggot
>Boston fans being so butthurt about their loss that they are projecting their butthurt on others who talk badly aboyt Marchy boy
lel
>canada ass pain
EVERY DAMN DAY
does preparation h not exist up there?
Quality memes.
Will the Sunrise Kit Kats win a franchise record 8th win in a row against the >rags tomorrow?
>>64603020
>>64602968
>Sweden
>having opinions
Umm, isn't that fucking illegal in your country, cis?
memes
lol the bruins are garbage
>>64603053
This imo
>getting BTFO in your own WC game
My sides
>rags
>cancucks
>>64603044
Why are you so sure that I'm cis?
People meme all the time about Sweden and immigration, but you always seem to believe that swedes on 4chan are all white guys
>>64603111
lmao
m
a
o
>rags
Wait didn't the Bruins win the cup recently?
I'm not a leastern fan so I don't keep track
>>64603111
>Canacucks still horribly upset over ONE team
>Chinkcouver hates us
>Frogs hate us
>Toronto Mapleniggers hate us
>Sens hate us now too
Lmao
how pathetic can a country be?
>>64603155
only leastern team to win in the last 5 years
why is the least so dogshit? literally irrelevant conference, i dont know why people can get so mad at any leastern team
>the shitty of bawwston
lmao
>>64603195
Lmao, can't handle the bantz I guess?
Glad >we only play the least 2x a year.
>>64603185
Everyone in America aside from Poo Englanders hate Boston sports too
>>64603185
>bombston is still this salty about getting BTFO in their own wc game
I don't know why you expected anything different, you've been getting cucked by the habs since hockey existed
Probably the most one sided rivalry in history
>>64603236
>win an arbitrary regular season game
>LOL C-KEKED BOMBSTON BTFO WE ARE SO MUCH B-BETTER
>Nine
>teen
>ninety
>three
Mind telling me the significance of this date relative to hockey, my dear canacuck?
>your city will never have as many titles as Boston sports
feels bad
>>64603292
>bombston
>bawwston
what other titles am i missing?
>>64603279
>all this greentext and caps to prove how not mad he is
wew lad
The Montreal Canadiens beat Boston Bruins 5-1 in the Winter Classic at Gillette Stadium
>>64603315
This one my good lad :^)
>>64603331
>cant say anything else
>cant even answer my quesiton
wew lad
>>64603345
BUTTSTON POOINS ON POORPETUALLY POORTURBED POOICIDE WATCH
>>64603345
you mean to say that boston got absolutely BTFO in their own outdoor game?
>>64603365
>can't stop replying angrily to prove he isn't angry
lel
>>64603345
>>64603368
Boston on Marathon watch
>>64602873
>being this mad
Just thought of a joke.
What does the Red Wings have in common with Tupac?
.... Neither survives shootouts
Hope you like it :(
which one will win a cup first?
A. las vegas expansion team
B. any canadian team
>>64603415
Which country will win at F1 first?
1) Finland
2) Cambodia
>>64603392
Pac is still alive faggot
>>64603345
>getting shit on at your own wc
How funny is this
>>64603392
And both of their fanbases are majority negroe!
>>64603438
>>64603458
Two replies, one pic.
>leave Boston to me
>yfw the Broons beat the Hasb in the playoffs and /hoc/ degenerates into salty frenchies throwing Insults
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WE CAN'T DO SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT AKE TO FUCKING SCORE A POINT GOD DAMMIT JUST WHEN YOU THINK THEY CAN'T GET ANY LOWER SOMEONE GIVES THEM A SHOVEL UCK MY LIFE AND THIS FUCKING TEAM GOD DAMMIT EAT OUT MY ASS AND GIVE ME A SHOWER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64603533
PIC FUCKING RELATED I'M SO FUCKING MAD THAT I FORGOT TO ADD A FUCKING PICTURE OF THIS SHITTY ASS FRANCHISE FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>64603532
>bruins
>playoffs
it's b8
>>64603528
Absolutely KEKED
>dem boos
>>64603533
>SCORE A POINT
>>64603552
>Canadians
>Winning Stanley Cups
>>64603533
Are you angry?
I want you to be happy, friend.
>5-1
>Get wrecked so hard the commentators have to talk about the patriots
>Bishop injured
suicide is looking pretty good right now
>>64603609
FUCKING EAT A ROTTEN FISH AND DIE YOU SWEDE CUNT CHERRYPICKING PHOTOS OF WHORE WITH FLYERS HATS DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.AS A FLYERS FAN IN PHILADELPHIA I CAN TELL YOU THOSE GIRLS ARE LIKE 1% OF THE FANS AND THEIR THE FANS WHO GO "WOO HOO DID THEY GET ANY POINTS IN THE 2ND QURTER"
THEY'RE HOT BUT STUPID AS FUCK
>>64603660
>tripfag that literally never watches hockey that is so obsessed in his hatred for Boston sports that he literally comes into a /hoc/ thread just to shitpost against Boston
That is some dedication m8
>>64603668
Bishop is shit anyway m8
>>64603725
stop
>>64603668
Good, put gudlevskis in. He's been nothing but incredible in every game he's played. He almost shut out the hawks until the memertime. Either that or hopefully vasy got enough ice time in Syracuse to play well again
>>64603725
>>64603711
>>64603695
Lmao look at these fuckin monkeys
>>64603692
>If you don't post in the worst general on /sp/ you don't watch hockey
I've been watching this shit longer than you, senpai
I stopped posting regularly in hockey threads after that Hawks vs Flyers cup but stay assblasted
>5-1
>>64602932
That's where he's trying to chirp johnny gaudreau and gaudreau just smugs at him, right?
Marchie is growing on me. he's still a dirty fuck but i can respect his ability to troll and also get points.
>>64603668
Sad at sandwiches?
>>64603748
>implying you watch hockey
jej go back to your boston tinfoil hat threads m8 we have actually good tripfags here like kippers
Monkeys
http://youtu.be/drjGn_JpTOk
>>64603681
>being rude
>>64603780
Sandwiches are one of the only positive things we have going for us right now
>>64603751
He's a real life shitposter, you frogs can just never appreciate him.
>>64603809
>being transexual
>>64603791
By age alone I'm certain I've watched longer than you, unless you're really old
>5-1
http://strawpoll.me/6425429
http://strawpoll.me/6425429
http://strawpoll.me/6425429
>>64603794
>wayne simmonds
>>64603825
>being you
>>64603820
yfw johnny hockey is from NJ but lots of niggas think he's a french canadian since he got a frok name.
>>64603843
>bein gay
>>64603791
>good
>tripfags
pick one
>tfw getting fired from my job and I started to cry in my bosses office so now they are going to hook me up with unemployment benefits
>>64603863
I know you are, but what am I?
>>64603840
http://strawpoll.me/6425472
http://strawpoll.me/6425472
http://strawpoll.me/6425472
IMPORTANT POLL ABOUT FUNK
anyone watching the wjc?
>>64603892
No pls, don't start that
>>64603891
congratulations
>>64603911
Not right now. But there a quite many that do when the games are on.
DSP
>>64603891
Uh you're suppose to get benefits if you're fired/laid off
So you just looked like a bitch for no reason
kek
What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston bombers?
The Boston bombers managed to end a race!
>>64603935
cool I haven't been able to catch a live thread yet.
>>64603969
This is a good one
>>64603987
Alright. Since it's the quarters now they should get quite lively.
>>64603990
American hockey: The post
>>64602873
>apologixe
Top lel
>getting upset about clipart pigs
>getting mad at sandwiches
two great tastes, finally together.
>KONGS
>>64603990
4th or 5th time I'm seeing this, still funny
>>64604029
FUCKING DANK
U
C
K
I
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G
D
A
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K
When's the last time we had a thread where Canada wasn't getting btfo or trying to damage control? They've been especially salty since the wjc
>>64603987
the gamethreads separate from /hoc/ i've seen have all reached bump limit and required a 2nd one tbqh and that was just group stage
>tfwt>rwtsl
>>64604115
1993 on some newsgroup probably
>>64603990
>>64604029
Never change hoc
>>64604142
Kill yourself you bisexual faggot fuk_ponek
>>64603990
KEK
>tampon gay """""""""""fans""""""""""""in charge of hockey knowledge
>>64604146
>yfw canadians were buttmad posting via newspaper
>>64604099
>stretch marks on tits
>Canada literally cannot stop samefagging and trying to shift attention to how bad they're getting btfo
A nation of cuckolding
>>64603990
top Kek
>>64604255
To answer your question here>>64604115
I think it was April when the kings got eliminated
>>64603990
>l-look mom!
Post yfw USA wins wjc
>bombston ruins
>>64604302
Don't encourage autism, this is the same catlyn poster who's been shitposting the last few months
canada will beat finland tomorrow and the memes will flow like wine
>>64604316
>ywn spend 18hrs/day being upset on the internet
>>64604308
finland what the hell youre supposed to be on our side
Predicting a Boston collapse in the second half of the season. I don't think they will recover from this game.
>>64604340
Finland is on a side of its own, americaitlyn. Don't drag him into this.
>>64604302
It's so funny, worth reposting multiple times
are canadians the anti-memes of /hoc/?
>>64604381
>>64604340
>amerifats
>canacucks
>>64604371
Whoops
>>64604303
You dun it nao arry porter
>>64604411
Bears are a Swedish meme
>this is canada's best prospect
>>64604436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gtNKhsKSkE
>>64604411
i saw a guy with a fucking meme face hoodie on the street the other day
was relieved to notice he spoke russian
also le weed captxha
>>64604474
>tfw a grill will never grab your tits
>Check /hoc/ inbox
>27+ complaints about Canada
Feels good to be the best
>>64604651
Silly monkey 2bh
>>64604651
Why is everyone so triggered?
Why don't they understand our friendly shitposts?
:(
>>64604449
make the kids pepe and make the snowballs shit
t. meme advisor
Ducks at Canucks gamethread
>>64604688
>>64604688
>>64604688
Courtesy of nhl dawt com frontpage
>>64604994
:DDDDD
:DD
>/hoc/ trivia
Did you know the original poster of dog named his meme "Sean the dog"
I'm confused. I see a lot of Americans talking about Canada being btfo but no actual evidence to support this claim.
>>64605112
Did you know:
The 60000000th post on /sp/ was a dog post
are we discussing ducks v canucks in here
>>64605190
You could go to the gamethread
>>64604688
>>64604688
>>64605154
They were referencing wjc 4-2 win
>People actually think Canada won't get BTFO by Memeland today
>>64604407
i made that image btw
>>64605488
Thats a quality meme imo. Should change the missile heads to /hoc/ memes
>rags
/hoc/ ded 2bh
>>64604308
I don't get it. What are Rask and Marchand up to with that feather duster?
Good to see not every brit is a flim flam fan
>>64606096
>>64606116
how tall is rask? That guy barely has 2 inches on him
>>64606124
That's what she said.
>>64606164
Not where it counts.
>>64605112
>>64605167
That's my meme
Seriously, who gives a fuck about hockey?
>>64606222
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>bawwston
>>64606186
is it rly
>>64606288
Yea but we'll lose the next 5 games.
Serious question for my niggas
Why are ducks games so god damn boring as of late? It seems that all their games are tight 1-0, 1-1, or 2-1 games with slow pace and shit. Nothing interesting about them.
>>64606478
Not with Gallagher back.
Next 5 games are Flyers, Devils, Penguins, Blues, and Blackhawks.
I'm confident this team can at least beat the Flyers, Penguins and Devils, and they've beat the Blues once before this season.
:^)
>>64606794
>hawks
>not satan himself
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ready to get BTFO tonight, Canacucks?
>there are teams that have actually lost hockey games this calendar year
How does it feel to be a fan of such an obviously shit team?
>Panthers wins the Stanley Cup
>strombone1's face when Cacucks
>>64607000
Any every canucks win has been by coin toss. And only two teams have lost so far.
>>64606794
Accurate
>31 of the 40 players listed play in the West
leastern conference on suicide watch
>>64607017
>fortune confirmed for favoring the Canucks
>mfw the Canucks literally fluke their way to the Cup on ridiculous lucky bounces and freak injuries
>and maybe Quick getting hit with lightning
>>64607000
>2016
>The Canucks are still trying for that first cup
lulz
>>64607024
>leastern conference
>when the whole Pacific division (sans Kongs) brings down the jest coast
>>64607032
>anon is still trying for that first trips
Reminder that Karlsson will not only win the Norris but also the Hart this year
>>64607035
>leastern still can't produce
Embarrassing desu
Reminder that literally the only good western team is the Kings and the stars (first round exit and regression into mediocrity next year)
>>64607078
Ad hominen can't save you from the cupless canucks
>>64606622
All the beans in so cal are fully on the kongs bandwagon (until they are eliminated of course). The ducks, wanting to attract a new market, realize there are no white people in southern California and there are no blacks interested in hockey anywhere. The only logical choice is to go after asians. This requires the ducks to play a methodical, slow paced, emotionless, and calculating style, much like the behavior of this market. Do not be surprised in 5 years when this is their new logo
>don't work til 7 PM
well, time to get drunk
>>64607100
Karlsson is the only reason snes aren't down there at the bottom of the standings along with the rest of the canadian teams tbqh familia
>>64607366
I completely agree which is why he should be in heavy consideration for the Hart
Especially if they make the playoffs
Sens at 5-on-5 with/without Karlsson.
Corsi (+10/-280)
Fenwick (-13/-216)
Shots (-20/-156)
Scoring chances (-3/-132)
High danger chances (-9/-47)
Karlsson is a meme.
Doughty is winning the Norris this year. With 100% of the votes
Shit team
>>64606794
>Hawks
>good
Shit list m8
>>64606862
Found the Pedophile lel
>>64607742
do you have hockey in armenia?
>>64607742
How's Doughty been? Haven't watched any Kings games this year.
>>64604308
what's tuukka's favorite anime
>>64607874
Yea. We play on frozen ponds and have one ice rink
>>64607894
Pretty good. Best dman and has a wicked one timer now
>64607989
Armenia, cool. Do you guys hate Azerbaijen-
>>64607989
Nice! He's from my hometown he's a favourite here! Check out this projection on him from 2008 it's spot on.
http://www.hockeysfuture.com/prospects/drew_doughty/
FUCK
CA
NA
DA
>>64608078
Alrighty, I'll leave.
Good night all!
>>64608120
Smell you later Gord
The Toronto Maple Leafs look like they will be celebrating their 100th anniversary outside.
According to TSN Hockey Insider Pierre LeBrun, sources say the Leafs are front runners to host the 2017 Winter Classic or a Stadium Series game next season.
LeBrun also reports the New York Rangers are the likely opponent.
>>64607024
That'll happen when your conference has absolutely terrible defense and goaltending lmao
Leave Canada to me.
>>64608239
Turpa Kiinni
>>64608239
What if we win? I'd laugh.
>>64608307
>Canada
>Winning anything
You faggots have to learn to work together first.
>bishop and palat in against mild
Well >we're officially back to healthy. If they can't turn it around the next few games they're going to have a nice long offseason
Ok tell me, which one is more embarrassing? Canada losing already in the quarters, as winners from last year or Finland losing in our own tournament already in the quarters?
>>64608526
Definitely Canada. People are used to Finland underachieving.
>>64608018
Of course. They are scum and murderers. They are like Turks little brothers that desperately seek approval from big bro. Pathetic really.
>>64608061
Based Doughty. Have you ever met him? Or when he brought home the cup?
How do we summon based Lesotho?
>>64608526
Canada, >we haven't missed out on the semi's since 1981. Lowry was expected to take this vagabond roster to the finals. Wouldn't be suprised to see him get axed, he skipped out on adding Ethan Bear, Noah Julssen & Jeremy Roy because he thought Sanhiem could run the first powerplay unit.
>>64608561
He's brought it home twice, we had a huge BBQ the 2nd time around.
>>64608590
Talk shit about the Laffs the hope sean turns on his proxy
>>64608641
Is he actually going to do this? What a madman
>>64608702
Yes, truli the goat.
>karlson.jpg
So we're getting rekt in 7 hours, right? Does Finland have a solid enough team behind Laine and Pjuljuju?
>>64602873
>mfw my post is the OP image
stay mad usgay
>>64608963
>Canada still trying to pretend they're underdogs
LEL
Rask looked pissed as fuck after the Classic. His team sucked fat nigger dick today though so that's understandable.
>>64607190
Shut up you stinky smelly beaner
Le finnish wjc anthem :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHJ_1HCsTdc
>>64609458
>Finns
>White
>Who here WJC relegation game
Swiss deserve the relegation, but I like me some mountain jews over discount russian puppets
>>64609458
Why not Musta "Stadin revityin laku" Barbaari instead
>>64603965
>>64603969
>>64603988
Fuckin stop, clipart-pigs are literally the shittiest meme in /hoc/ history. Even more forced than that shit Kneelander meme swedes were trying to force
>>64609754
Kneelander is better than any stolen meme you fucks push
>>64609754
>swedes
It's quite obvious it's all just one guy m8
I don't even dislike the Bruins that much but Claud Julien obviously gets them to play dirty to rile up opponents
He's a bit of a scumbag coach who always whines to the refs any time a call doesn't go his way, and pussies out of hard-hitting post-game questions
Bald faggot; the organization is okay as a whole, though
>le reddit getting upset about not enough exposure to womens hockey
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/3yypj5/womens_outdoor_classic/
>>64609458
>>64609620
Gracias on oikeestia ihan jees jtp perhe
who /highasfuck/ here?
Kanada
>there is a QF game going on
Why is this thread so dead?
>not watching Denmark beat Russia in kid hockey
2-1 after 40 minutes lads
>>64609926
Literally who cares? I would rather watch peewee hockey or beer league than "professional" women's hockey.
>GETTING BTFO OF YOUR OWN WC GAME
>bombston
holy shit denmark
i will never bully you again little brother
>Drouin sent down
bust confirmed
>>64606794
> wings
> evil
?
>>64614310
how the fuck do people defend drouin so much, he has 2 fucking goals this year.
>>64614844
>Why do people hype NA players when they have only played against kids in the CHL while Europeans are proven players against men
You tell me
>>64614443
>canadians still think this guy is a hockey god
>>64608561
like you armenians dont just suck big slav cock like the wannabe russians you are
Is it funnier if Finland or Canada loses?
>>64615989
canada, but id rather finland lose
>>64615989
canada losing would be a surprise so i guess it's also funnier
>>64615989
probably canada, because if finland loses, it won't be because of Puju or Laine
Sweden in WJC:
Games: 5
Goals Against Average: 1
Goals Forward Average: 4.8
Shutouts: 3
Autistic goalie: 94 saves on 99 shots / 94.95% over 4 games (Switzerland, USA, Canada, Slovakia)
Swedish goaltending: 109 saves on 114 shots / 95.61% over 5 games
Shots On Goal Average: 197 SOG over 5 games / 39.4 per game
Penalty Killing: 1 GA on 19 PK / 94.74%
>>64616793
just give them the gold already
>>64616793
Oh yeah, Soderstrom's been diagnosed with autism and aspergers, right? Kid's having a great tournament.
>>64616843
Finland in WJC:
Goals Forward Average: 5.75
Please beat Canada. Would be an really interesting game.
>>64616924
Aspergers is a type of autism, but yeah. That and ADHD. He's been great, but he was really only the backup until the starting goalie couldn't play against USA and Söderström had a really great game.
It's not his fault that ice is slippery
>>64613815
norge
JOHN SCOTT IS THE CAPTAIN OF THE PACIFIC DIVISION
LMAO
M
A
O
>>64617572
>its actually true
KEK>>64617572
E
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>>64617572
Wait isn't he still in the A
>>64617724
he plays for the yotes
Jagr has atlantic
Kane has Central
Scott has Pacific
Ovi has Metro
>>64617904
No A as in AHL, I'm pretty sure he was sent down earlier this year
>>64617978
I don't know. If he has an NHL contract, I suppose he's eligible to be in the NHL all star game
>>64617978
yeah, but he's back
he played on new years
>>64617572
I wonder how that happened. i don't really like the yotes but i love shane doan, i hope he makes it in too.
>>64618088
doan is a goon
>>64609926
/pol/ is always right btw
>>64618151
Doan is GOAT
>be a sabres fan
>DROUIN
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>>64618672
there's a good chance detroit fucks it up
>>64618716
What went wrong?
>>64618949
Spent too much time eating pubsubs
>"Canadians shit their pants when we started to play physical." -Aleksi Saarela in intermission interview.
demolished
Puljujarvi now 4th in u18 WJC scoring, behind Jagr, Gretzky and Lindros
>>64618088
It's just a dumb reddit meme. Coyotes will probably send him down to the AHL so that a real player gets to go instead since there's no chance that they get to send more than one.
>>64619129
that can't be it
pubsubs are scientifically proven to make you better at everything from posting on 4chan to hockey.
>>64619242
>tfw gonna stomp the lightning tonight
>still no publix in the midwest
This goalie is so shitty. Why can't Hockey Canada scout goalies?
>>64619412
blackwood was having a pretty good season, i think he was sitting at around .930
he was also the highest rated NA goalie last draft, second overall behind Samsonov
canadian goaltenders just don't work in the wjc
>>64619354
slowly working our way there senpai slowly
>>64619492
That's just a strong defensive team.
>>64619593
tybpublix
>Leave Canada to me
Why is John Scott an all star captain? Is this some Reddit prank?
>>64619907
You can disclaim your nationality, but you can never disclaim your DNA
C
U
C
K
E
D
>>64620041
>Is this some Reddit prank?
literally yes
>canacucks
>>64620113
Colour me shocked.
>Virtanen
>born in Canada with finnish father
>plays for Canada
>Nylanders
>born in Canada with swedish father
>plays for Sweden
>Canada not even making the semi-final
>won't have a top 10 pick this draft either
rip in peace
>Canada in charge of playing ice hockey
>>64620190
>implying Virtanen isn't a Finnish spy inside Team Canada's ranks
HEY CANADA WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>drouin to ahl
>>64620352
>implying Pulju isn't a swedish spy inside team Finland's ranks
U MAD CANADA? :DDDDDD
>dat size
>dat speed
>dat shot
>dat cock
Best 1st overall pick since Mario Lemieux
>finland sweden game at 6am PST
Detroit @ Buffalo gamethread
>>64620610
>>64620610
>>64620610
>Reading some hockey news, look at all star captains
>see John Scott, well I don't follow hockey super close
>google him and click on wikipedia
>literally 11 points in the NHL throughout his hockey career and 33 years old
what the fuck memes?
>>64620667
Some people on the internet thought it would be fumy to vote for a bad player, he probably won't actually go though.
>>64620508
Can't be mad at Finland, it was a fun game :D
>>64619907
Once a Finn, always a Finn
who's your pick for fastest skater?
>>64620711
I kinda feel bad for the guy 2bh.
>>64620667
Height 6 ft 8 in (203 cm)
Weight 270 lb (120 kg; 19 st 4 lb)
>canadians doubted pulju
Embarrassing. Pro scout was right again
>want Finland to win gold
>also want USA to win
I am conflicted
>>64620853
A Finland-USA final would be great
Matthews/Tkatchuk line vs Pulju/Laine
Foxborough Police ceased these outside Gillette Stadium, lel.
>>64620853
I kinda hope Finland wins desu senpai. All I wanted was for Cucknada to get BTFO, and the mongols deserve gold for doing that.
I also really like Russia and want them to do well.
>>64620853
>>64620876
I'd love a Finland-USA gold medal match: it would mean the Swedish-Canadian Axis of Cultural Marxism has been defeated once and for all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwQmwbQttkY
>>64620902
>no guns
This is why we need to Make America Great Again
>>64620853
>He thinks Russia won't win
When Canada gets BTFO Russia always goes into godmode
>>64620929
USA winning would be better of long term memeing. We have the most golds since 2010 but if someone else wins they would tie us.
https://twitter.com/msitkoffNHL/status/683332751941058560
>John Scott is going to the all star game as the captain of the Pacific team
I've asked before but never really got a straight answer. If they never broke up back in 93, where would a Czechoslovakian national team rank?
I'm sure they'd be up there with Russia, Finland and USA, (Czech is almost there themselves) but could they break into that top tier with Canada and Sweden?
>>64620785
I could not have been more disappointed in him this tournament. He floats 95% of his time on the ice and then does stupid shit for the remaining 5%. I used to be a big JV supporter but after watching him in this tournament I have to say I agree with the people who wanted us to take Ehlers or Nylander. JV has a LOT of work in front of him if he is going to make any difference at the NHL level. I wouldn't be surprised if he started in Utica next year on the 3rd line.
>>64621018
>Scott
a reddit meme
>Kane.jpg
meme
>Ovie
a gentleman
>Jagr
no complaints here
>>64620876
I'd rather win next year and let you guys win this year. Pulju deserves it
>>64620930
Nigger jew cuck just shut the fuck up united states of niggers.
>>64621047
Definitely. A Czech + Slovakia combined roster in this tournament would be a favourite and in the Olympics would be a medal threat.
>>64621084
Why are you so mad Sweden
>>64621109
I dont know about that. Slovakia's only noteworthy player is Cernak and maybe Bondra.
Slovakia is terrible these days and only won bronze last year because of amazing performances from reway and godla.
>the best Swede is barely good enough to be tied with an undrafted Finnish defender
>>64621402
>Chara
>Sekera
>Hossa
>Gaborik
>Halak
>Tatar
All would make the Olympic team if combined.
>>64621467
>67676
>666
DEN GLIDER IN
DEN GLIDER IN I MÅL IGEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9aOSFf98wg
>>64621502
That's what I was thinking. I know really notable Slovaks are getting old now, but a couple of those could have put the Czechs over the hump.
Hell, Halak alone could've helped a ton. You're in a pinch when your country's best goaler is Pavelec
JUST
>>64621502
im talking about world juniors you cuck
>>64621556
Rip in piss Laine.
Your career ended even before ti even started.
>>64621556
;_;
>finnish women
>>64621556
Have any sports leagues ever banned a team from drafting first overall? They really need to do that for Dedmonton
>>64621467
>10 assists
What a fucking playmaker, I want him on my team
>>64621642
t. Zhang
>>64621642
>canadian women
>>64621642
>canadian men
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/matkat/art-1451538319098.html
I want to see Pulujarvi's birth certificate. No way is he 18 f@m
>>64621695
You're right.
He's 17
did all of canada kill themselves?
EICHEL THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>64621772
They're doing the whole hiding thing like the cucks they are. But they'll be back, shitposting harder than ever.
Pfffff, who care about hockey man.
;_;
>>64621642
>being this buttblasted
>>64621718
ELITE
YOUNG
FINNISH
BULLS
>>64621556
>Patrik Laine
The Oilers already have Pakarinen they don't need Laine.
>>64621783
>scheduling NHL games at the same time as world memes
smhtbhfam
Let's say your favorite team has the #1 pick, /hoc/. Who do you take, Matthews or Pulju?
Matthews just keeps scoring
>>64621922
Matthews. Memes don't win you games.
5 more points and Pulju breaks Jagrs record for most points in WJC as under 18 year old.
>>64621922
Pulju
That would give us 6? Finns
The chemistry would be off the charts
>Pulju-Granlund-Haula
Hnnnggg
Why are Scandinavians so shit at hockey?
>>64621922
As a Canes fan, Puljujärvi, and it isn't even close. Elite scorer, and he's been playing great on the same line with Finland as Sebastian Aho, one of >our best prospects.
>Vast in net tonight
Yes
>>64622009
They're Swedes and Danes.
What else can you expect from Scandicucks.
>tfw your country loses at international hockey
Been a while but I don't like this feel, lads.
>>64621965
>2 games left
How many John Scott All Star Game jerseys are allowed to be bought and delivered to one household?
>>64622161
>2 games
>implying
>>64622026
>Turning Raleigh into New Binland
All the elite hockey in the world isn't worth tainting your city like that.
>>64622161
>he thinks pulju won't dominate each game with 5pts per
>>64622176
designated
>>64621556
I pray to the hockey gods Pulju and Laine wont end up in Edmonton.
The first mayweather fans are already jumping from the Chicago camp to oilels side
>>64622154
nice and also depressing to see someone posting my OC :^(
>>64622154
>been a while
Yea, 2 years ...
>>64622328
>claiming OC
Confirmed for not yours
>>64622009
are they brothers? they look genetically-identical
>>64622396
arr rook the same
FINLAND I AM MAD AT YOUR MEMES
>>64622310
>Oilers will become the most bandwagoned team in the league thanks to McDavid
Kill me.
You won't have to worry about Pulju or Laine ending up in Edmonton, only who Edmonton is trading their draft rights to. McDavid & Yakupov will likely will them to a 3rd seed playoff berth or a near miss.
>>64622441
>mad
>at memes
c'mon son
>>64622392
It is mine though.
Also:
>tell me about Matthew, why does he wear the mask
>>64622445
Poopoo will be a canuck insh'Allah
I don't know why people keep making jokes about Canada losing at their own sport. It's 2015, sports aren't more important than Canada winning the refugee crisis.
>>64622310
It's useless to resist the inevitable
>>64622445
no one bandwagons a shit team senpai
>>64610413
>>64622533
Loving
Every
Laugh
Hopefully buffalel picks laine or pulju.
Detoilet getting memed on
>>64622586
How will you feel if dedmonton loses the lottery and drafts 2nd overall, and kills Poopinajar's career?
>>64622631
>pulju
>not 1st overall
pick one and only one
I'am going to kill myself
>>64622677
People need to start researching memes, and how if you meme enough, the line between reality and menes becomes distorted.
>Erik Erlendsson@erlendssonTBO
>#TBLightning have made the Drouin assignment to @SyracuseCrunch official, looks like straight assignment & not for conditioning
Worst 3rd overall since Erik Gudbranson.
Anyone want to meme with me
I-Is it safe to post without getting memed on?
>>64622707
Remember when people thought Drouin is better than Barkov?
>>64622713
sure
>canadian goaltending
>>64622722
Nah we are still getting bullied the fuck out but post anyway
>>64622747
I always knew that frog would bust desu
>>64622516
yeah this!
right now it's germany canada and sweden in the semi finals!
>>64622707
Gudbranson has become pretty good though. It took some time.
>>64622747
Everyone knew he was a MacKinnon & Ehlers babby
Only Bolts and Mooseheads fans tried to say he wasn't.
>l-look at his overage s-season
>>64622790
Don't kid yourself, he's not a top 15 rearguard like he was projected to become. He's a good player but not in relation to his projected ability.
Worst 3rd overall since Jack Johnson.
>>64622863
Drouin looks really good when he's on the ice, but being on 4th line is fucking him up. They should put him back with stammer.
>>64622863
Is Jack "JUST" Johnson worse at hockey or running his finances?
>>64622722
Just get through this by doing the Canadian thing and memeing on yourself.
>Canada
>good at hockey
pick fucking one
like that, see? It will make you feel like you're joining in on the fun and not being made fun of because of what a pathetic nation we have become.
>canacuks
>1993
Top fucking lel
>>64622690
senpai it's just teenage hockey
>>64622863
This old fuck doesn't >>64614443
>>64622927
Pls don't bully, his life is shitty enough already with those awful parents
>Canacucks
I can't stop laughing. How can one country be so shit?
>>64622995
Yeah but i really really hate finland
>>64622713
meme
>>64623032
Get off the proxy sven
>>64623032
all we have is hockey and nokia and steve jobs killed nokia
let us have this
>>64623030
>invent a sport
>be shit at it
This is what happens when you inherit shit from the British
>>64623032
But everyone hates Finland, especially the Finns. Its a frozen hellhole, much like our own.
MEMELAND DOES IT AGAIN
tybf
>when asked why they invited an opposing team's player to team canada, trudeau grinned and replied "Because it's 2015"
>>64622996
Cherry didn't make those tweets, it's his PR manager Kathy Broderick. All his tweets are labeled with a "- DC"
>>64623196
wew
>>64622996
>>64623216
Lel Why would Donald ever endorse a frog?
Is Canada, dare I say it, finnished?
>>64623262
Yep, Canada is BTFO from the WJC.
1 for 2 out of all winter tourneys ;___;
apology for poor english
when were you when canada dies?
i was sat at home eating mämmi when pekka ring
"canada is kill"
"no"
>>64623196
>tfw next year Team Canada will be 50% Finnish, 50% women and 50% Sikh
First loss in 2 years, right?
Not bad 2bh
>Jake Virtanen: "Personally, I think the refs were a little bit on their side, that's just how I think"
W E W
E
W
>tfw want to meme on Canada but my team is only in a wildcard spot
>>64623397
Trying to blame the refs when he was actually on our side. Haha gotta love this guy. 5/5 would let play for team canada again.
>>64623446
He's doing the classic double-agent diversion of attention.
ALL OF CANADUH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64623446
Good work.
The Canadian intelligence community lost a true gem.
>>64623397
Is he a future Boston Bruins player?
YOTES AT OIL
>>64623532
>>64623532
>>64623532
COOK UP YOUR BEST JOHN SCOTT AND MAX DOMI MEMES
Arizona Coyotes @ Edmonton Oilers
>>64623550
>>64623550
>>64623550
Sparkledogs @ Oilels
>>64623530
No he's a future echl bust
Why the FUCK did we waste a pick on this fucking shitter
>MUH HOMETOWN BOY
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Loser keeps Virtanen
>>64623665
>>64623665
>>64623665
Flyers versus Kings thread, bros
>>64622445
Gibe that 2nd pick pls
>>64622677
>Implying an American team picking #1 won't fall for the Matthews meme
>>64623032
Don't worry. We will run a train on the finn's moms after we win the SF game with 6-3.
>>64623838
>Matthews
>meme
Who do I talk to if I want to know the current year
>>64623319
Tyb Funland
Feels so good seeing Canada eat a shit sandwich
LEL
>>64624111
Talk to Canadians about how shit they are at their own sports.
Also checked
>>64624164
Lmfao
Holy fuck
>tfw Ducks stay shit, get first pick and draft pulju
>tfw he becomes the worthy successor of teemu
It' the perfect match. Make it happen, god.
>>64624346
>god
Allah*
>>64624346
>thinking a SoCal team wouldn't draft the Mexican
lmao
>>64624164
/hoc/ representin'
>his country didn't win the Spengler Cup
>>64624346
inshallah
>>64624387
Kajotbet Hockey Games is more relevant here than Spengler m8
>>64624364
just you wait
>>64624358
>>64624395
>tfw american
>>64624364
Finns are honorary Mexicans
>>64624387
Literally who?
>his country didn't win by 7 (seven) goals today
I'd be embarrassed tbhfamily
>canadian "quality" memesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO3K--uOtyc
>>64624856
>thick french accents
Sounds ridiculous as fuck, hein.
Is this the year the Leastern Conference wins the Stan Lee Cup?
Or are the teams at the top of the conference nothing but an albatross again?
>>64625064
Wild win the cup desu
>>64625088
dubs habeeb
>>64625088
You think the Wild will win?
I think any of the top teams in the central can win. LA looks better than they are because the Pacific is horrible, I think.
>>64625139
>You now remember at least 3 teams from the Memecific will make the playoffs
Just end my life
>>64625064
Kings vs Hawks WCF is the SCF
Stars are the very definion of a defensively suspect regular season powerhouse meme team and will lose on the 1st round to any Central team they meet in the playoffs
Capitals might make the SCF but will never, ever win the cup
>>64625139
I hope the wild win
Realistically I have no clue because all the central is good, kings are good, from the east I think only the caps have a chance
>>64625182
Fuck this, kings only, nobody else deserves it. Playoff fix when? Top divisional + next 6
>DEVOTE EVERYTHING TO ONE SPORT
>CANT BEAT DRUNK SIBERIAN MONGOL MONKEYS
AHAHAHAHA
THE """"""COUNTRY""""" OF CANACECKISTAN
>>64625213
This. For the memes alone, I'd like to see a year where the Kongs win their division and the rest of that meme division gets shut out
>>64625182
>az
>hongcouver
>39 pts
Jeebus
>>64625233
We just felt bad for Finland, they don't have much going for them, we just win the tournaments that actually matter.
>>64625250
Mow my lawn beaner
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY
>>64622516
it's our way of trying to forget that shit
>>64622154
at least we didn't loose to US or Russia, fuck that shit.
>>64625427
all this effort just to get drafted by dedmonton
it's sad
>>64625182
>>64625213
>>64625250
Kill me now, I hate the Pacific
>>64625477
atleast we will get to see the same dead eyes reaction we got from mcmeme. All that hope and excitement and then you hear "and the edmonton oilers are proud to select.."
Pulju is alpha as fuck. Doesn't even speak english.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFpAvuDQjY
>>64625643
SONNI
O
N
N
I
>>64625643
top fucking kek
overhyped protected product, wouldn't be surprised if Nill flips him for someone better.
>>64625643
Fucking subhuman
>>64625952
You sure are salty today Sven
>>64626070
I hope you die
>>64625643
and he looks like stifler the milf fucker.....Pulju confirmed absolute madman
Its great to live in Canada as a Russian born, the bantz are always good at bars.
>>64628651
>PIDOOOOOOOOR!
>CYKAAAAAAAAA!
>KHUILOOOOOOO!
I think hohols are mad about something.
