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Darting action is back for 2016 with the World Championship quarter finals from the Ally Pally. Following MVG’s exit from the tournament on Tuesday, Taylel continued on his downward career spiral on Wednesday evening as Jelle Klaasen rallied to eliminate the Potteries pervert in a seventh-set decider. The final session of L16 action also gave us a match every bit as intense as Barney’s triumph over MVG, with Chizzy & Peter Wright playing out an Ally Pally classic. Gando now finds himself tournament favourite, with Snackpot close behind, and the form book would indicate that the finalists will come from the winner of their quarter final ties with James Wade & Peter Wright respectively. However, if this tournament has taught us anything, it’s that the form book is about as useful to us as an ‘ages 9+’ storybook is to Dave Chisnall. As a case in point, today’s afternoon session begins with the unlikeliest of QFs, as Alan Norris takes on newly-certified Taylel remover Jelle Klaasen. The afternoon concludes with Gando v Wade, before we return in the evening for Barney’s tie with Michael Smith. The outcome of this one will likely hinge on the answer to two questions: Did Barney’s defeat of MVG take all the strength out of him? And is Blubber capable of putting some effort into two consecutive matches? One thing is for sure, if Smith wins he is almost certain of getting a PL place next year. Completing the quarter final stage, Snackpot meets Snakeshite in the last match of the day. Coverage of the afternoon session begins at 13:00GMT on SSD/SS2, with the evening session from 19:30 on SSD/SS1.
Afternoon session (13:00 - best of 9 sets)
>Alan Norris v Jelle Klaasen
Klaasen won 5-4
>Gary Anderson v James Wade
Anderson won 5-1
>Evening session (19:30 - best of 9 sets)
Raymond van Barneveld v Michael Smith
Adrian Lewis v Peter Wright
no
back to old thread
BARNEY TIME
>>64596877
>Kebab in my /180/
GTFO
Barney started also weak against MVG, he got this
B
A
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N
E
Y
aw fuck dat 104
BARNEY IS ON IT MOTHERFUCKER
>Kebab /180/
you can't emulate OP's based writeups, don't even try.
Barney pls remove blubber
BARNEY ARMY
Dutchlanders seem like pretty cool goys
O P A
P
A
>>64596933
>implying no kebab in your mom's vajin right now
fuck off mohammad
>>64596962
He didnt, so he copy-pasted it
>121
121 again
>le repeatedly take out 121 man
BLUBBER BOY BEING TROLLED HARD
BARNEY IS IN THE ZONE
Again 121
ONE TWENTY FUCKIN ONE
121
121
121
121
ALWAYS
121
Blubber is going to dream of 121 tonight. In the future, he will have a breakdown when his opponent is on 121.
>le 121 man
>>64596933
Mensur pls
Le Fat Man is S H A K I N G
YA YA YA YA YA YA
BLUBBER BOY BTFO
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
GOAT
O
A
T
>BE 3-0 UP
>LOSE THREE STRAIGHT SETS
>MICHAEL "BLUBBY BOY" SMITH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK OFF LARD LAD
3 ON THE TROT
>Smith getting flustered
I was so ready to resign this match
YEEEEEEES
\o/ BARNEY THREE-PEAT \o/
>3-0 back to 3-3?
Psh, nothing personal kid
O P A
P
A
Was the bottling Barney we all knew replaced by reptilians or something?
I just woke up and you guys can't be seriously telling me that Smith was up 3-0
BARNEY WILL NEVER EVER NOT CHECKOUT A 121 AGAIN IN THIS MATCH
I hope he ends the match with a 121 checkout just to troll blubberboy to eternity
>singing the speedjobber theme
these fucking mongs, jesus christ
nederland online streams?
>this crowd
Why is it so hard for them to sing something relevant?
>we only know 5 chants
God this crowd is shit
>vinny's song in a barny match
wut
>>64597089
stream2watch
Blubbblubblubb
>blubber
>>64597100>>64597100
it's also wright's chant
>lard lad close to tears
>>64597071
I seriously thought he'd intentionally drop the 3rd dart a few seconds ago while being on 121, just to troll Blubber.
Smith will need another new pair of trousers because he's FUCKING SHIT THESE
>blubby bull
>>64597122
It's still originally Vincent's song. Creative PDC crowds started using it for Wright a few years ago.
121 again.
\o/
>121 again
>doesn't hit it
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>He's left 121 again
>tfw the sugar kicks in
barney is back boys
Missing 121.. Bad omen guys
>>64597133
Thought so too, he looked like he was thinking about it for a second
![o-NIGEL-FARAGE-LAUGHING-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J5dKfoU.jpg "o-NIGEL-FARAGE-LAUGHING-facebook[1]")
>mfw Barney let Diabeetus win those three sets just so he could break his heart and make him comfort eat his way to a ice cream overdose
>>64597131
Delicious Lard tears!
\o/ BREAK! AGAIN! \o/
>>64597096
What songs would you sing?
Take out the first few legs and Barney has a goat finishing doesn't he?
>>64597096
Still know more than Chelsea fans
>>64597116
thank you
>25
>Blubber
>25 SCORED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>"What on earth is Michael Smith thinking?"
"I fancy a kebab"
>>64597180
Pretty sure he averaging over 50% in the last 2 sets
>25
laugh at di fat mon
> toure chants
absolute shit
>4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3
Oh god that 25
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GAME
>>64597174
I GAVE HIS MUM A LENGTH
HE'S GOT NO MENTAL STRENGTH
MICHAEL SMITH
MICHAEL SMITH
>BE 3-0 UP
>IN TOTAL CONTROL
>THEN LOSE 4 STRAIGHT SETS
>MICHAEL "BLUBBY BOY" SMITH
C H O K E
O F
T H E
Y E A R
BARNEY
A
R
N
E
Y
barney is going to win 5 straight sets to win it all isn't he?
git gud, Blubber.
>German TV
BARNEY! HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED?
Barney gonna win 5 sets in a row.
>>64597250
yus \o/
Coincidentally 25 is also his favourite dish from his local Indian
Why is darts so based?
BARNEY
A
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Y
>>64597274
What the fuck.
What is it with these players that can throw a ton of 180s but are overall no better than well rounded players?
>>64597274
I feel your pain, bro. Imagine an event in Germany, and drunk idiots actually singing this shit.
>>64597295
Because it's a 90% mental game that can switch momentum anytime
>>64597307
its like these freestyle footballers who can do amazing tricks and have really good ball control, they just don't quite cut it at the overall game.
>>64597307
You can practise lobbing at the T20 all day, but for the doubles you need some innate bottle.
>>64597274
What happend?
>>64597315
At least no one will understand it. Except the dutch players. Which is like 50%. Welp.
>>64597274
was passiert man
>BARNEY HAS WON 12 OF THE LAST 14 LEGS
>BLUBBER
>>64597307
Autistic focus on one part of the board<Autistic focus on all of the board
Like I can't fathom hitting a double 8 with that accuracy.
>>64597289
I thought it was 121. That needs a photoshop with blubber looking at a menu card and seeing menu 121, and it says something like "Sweet finish, dutch dressing, served ice cold"
Got to fancy Barney from here, even at the beginning of the set. Although he's known to fold under pressure (see diabeetus chart), it doesnt seem to effect him so much at the Worlds imo and he's known to put in spurts of form and stay in contention, whereas Smith doesnt have anything like the experience and it seems to be the main thing keeping him from getting to the latter stages of tournaments, its written all over his face - lad just doesnt have that killer instinct and loses his way when the going gets tough and his form dips.
>>64597274
It wasn't that horrible
>>64597274
wat
>>64597335
>>64597348
They just featured a really cheesy darts fan song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of18Tre9pog
>>64597357
Right now 121 is probably a salad
>He looked so deflated
Well I wouldn't quite put it that way
>>64597348
>>64597378
>>64597335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of18Tre9pog
>>64597307
they can throw well at the triple 20/19 due to overall training hard and muscle memory. Yet they don't have the same prowess when it comes to finishing. Barney is experienced and knows where and when to hurt the opponent. Although usually when it's 3-0, it's over
>120
>>64597335
>>64597348
They invented a ridicolously stupid darts song, Mallorca-sangria-shitface-style, and they will try to force it down our throuats erry time from now on.
>break
>140
IT'S TIME TO PANIC LADS
It's ogre
O
G
R
E
>blubber break
them barney nails
Barney being kind what a gent
ids habbenign
>2-0 to Smith
>potentially deciding set
DON'T FAIL US NOW BARNEY
Here we go lads
or not
>2-0 to Smith
>Barney attempts 9 darter
>Smith falls to pieces
Jesus.
Smith is uncomfortable to look at, mouthbreathing troll.
Looking like a 9 setter. I like it. barney win with a 121 checkout pls
These failed 9-dart attempts feel worse than a missed penalty of your favourite club
FINAL SET DECIDER
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>64597505
He's repulsive
Jesus guys, these matches the last week have been brilliant fun.
>>64597307
I can hit double 19 around 30% of the time. Any other specific shot is around 10%.
Depends what you practice.
We final set now
Had a cheeky 20 on smith to win, barney gonna choke.
>>64597537
>double 19
Why
>>64597537
>I can hit double 19 around 30% of the time. Any other specific shot is around 10%.
30% is quite good, m8. But why 19's?
oh god no
...Barney is gonna choke isn't he?
>>64597562
I-I meant triple 19.
Its 5am, sorry. Though I'm not too bad at double 19 either.
And now Barney's decided to choke.
Fucking wonderful.
oh god, someone get barney some insulin, stat!
Fuck, Barney's choking lads
*Insulin dropping to critical levels*
The choke is real
>Broney
You fucking Dutch prick, Raymond.
FUCK OFF BLUBBER YOU DISGUSTING SOB
>>64597573
Why are some doubles easier to hit? Whats wrong with D19?
'no'
fug
>>64597573
I'm 5'4 so it makes more sense for me to aim for the lower part of the dart board opposed to the higher part.
Aiming for 20 would require the dart to fly a fair bit further and therefore greater variance in where it lands, so I settle with 19s.
Oh dear. That'll have smarted.
NOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING SHIT
His smile and optimism, gone
>Raymond van Jobberveld
What the fuck is he playing at?
DAT CHOKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
looooooooooooool
\o/
Hurry channel
>>64597621
We are world famous chokers in sports
Barney..... You aboslute choker
>magnets
WHAT THE FUCK
>>64597624
When you hit inside D19, you're left with 19, which you can't check. You need anouther dart to set up, for example, 16 for D8. Better settle for 40 or 32, because they play out nicely, even when you miss.
Why knock out MVG only to job to this fat bastard. Knew this shit would happen.
>>64597624
Not easier, just awkward if you miss and hit fat 19 as that leaves you on an odd number.
The best doubles are 20 and 16.
fuck, both hit the flight
>141
>fat 5
BRAVO BARNEY
>>64597632
A-are you a grill?
DAT 96 TO SAVE IT!
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US BARNEY
WHY
my heart
FUCKING BARNEY I CANT TAKE THIS
\o/
YEEEEEEEES
WHY DID WE EVER DOUBT HIM
DAT KEY D8
CLUTCH
AS
FUCK
MON BARNEY
>>64597669
>>64597676
Makes sense, thanks lads
>>64597682
Nope. Just a lonely manlet.
>121
BARNEY WILL WIN THIS TO TROLL BULLY BOY INSANELY
ITS WRITTEN IN THE STARS
121
2
1
Getting flashbacks about pedo v caravan.
>121 Barney.
121
121
121
KLAAS JAN
>121
SNICKERS LEVEL DECREASING! GIVE MORE POWER TO BARNEY!
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
IT'S TIE BREAK TIME BABY
NOW IT'S TIME
TO
PREPARE
YOUR
AUS
CLUTCH AS FUCK
>this match
Raymond pls
EXTRA LEGS
DIS GAME
Parkinsons level increasing
D8
D8
Lovin' that barney
fuggg
dis match
>leaving 121
>121
121
121
2
1
>121
>MISSED IT
OH YOU
121 incoming
GET THE HEART MEDICINE
oh boy lads
121
121
121
Oi m8.. R8 my d8
121
2
1
COME ON BARNEY LAD, ONE MORE SON
BREAK ACHIEVED
COME OOOOOOOON
YES! FUCKING YES, BARNEY GOAT!
Who /barneyarmy/ here?
B A R N E Y
A
R
N
E
Y
MON BARNEH
BARNEY!!!!!!!!
BARNEYYYYYYYY OOHHHH WAAT DOEN JE MET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??!!?!?!
>my hands are sweating too much
thanks for telling us
BARNEY'S BROKEN
IT
IS
HAPPENING
I really really really really really want barney to win this match
C'mon Barney!
THINK NON DUTCH THOUGHTS, BARNEY
WHO GONNA CHOKE FIRST
BLUBBER IS FINISHED
BARNEY ARMY
LEND BARNEY YOUR INSULIN
\o/
>at keast a treble
>4
>LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD
OPA
P
A
>BLUBBER
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO GOAT
THANK YOU
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
BASED BARNEY
BLUBBER CHOKE !!
BASED
A
R
N
E
Y
EAT SHIT YOU GREY TROUSER WEARING FAT CUNT
THAT FUCKING BASED CELEBRATION
HAVE A BABY WITH ME BARNEY
Good match
lel
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Barney having a heart attack!
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
oh my god please someone gif that smoke coming out of Barney
YESSSSSSSSS
WOW
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BARNEY ARMY
BARNEY ARMY
BARNEY
A
R
N
E
Y
OPA!!!!!
MAGNETS
BARNEY ARMY
THE FLIGHT OF JUSTICE DEFLECTS BLUBBERS DART INTO SINGLE 4!
BASED FLIGHT!
BLUBBER BTFO
Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
LARD LAD IS FINISHED
YEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
>BLUBBERBOY BLUBBERING IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET REKT.
BARNEY ARMY
A
R
N
E
Y
A
R
M
Y
HE FUCKING DiD IT
OMFG BARNEY
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
A true king
was that huntelaar
Any English stream?
>Smokey Barney
HEY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEY HEY HEY
BARNEY ARMY
FUCKING YES
THIS. FUCKING. MATCH.
Quality fucking darts everywhere.
THAT MATCH
Bit of needle between them? That wasn't the friendliest ending.
That was fucking based
Exaliftin here lads
>>64597892
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/darts/pdc-world-darts-championship-2016-live-stream-january-01
>blubber
YAAAAASSSSS
BARNEYWINS
throwing darts in the audience, is he gone crazy?
FUCKING BASDED
WHAT A MATCH
>>64597890
Yes, they showed him often throughout the match.
>>64597892
stream2watch
>4
>4
>4
>>64597890
Yes
>>64597890
Yup.
>>64597885
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN. THANKS BROS FOR GIVING HIM YOUR POWER!
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
>>64597890
yes
dont know what he is doing there
doesnt he have to practice for the euros ?
i hope there will be a smokey webm
>>64597928
\o/ \o/
based barney
what a match
>>64597890
Signing for Spurs
>>64597892
http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/pdc-world-darts-championship-live-streaming
Add these filters to ABP:
biggestplayer.me##SCRIPT + * + * + DIV:last-child
biggestplayer.me##.masr
FUCK TAYLOR. BARNEY IS THE REAL GOAT
Utter fucking beast! Way to go Raymond!
>>64597875
Wat kanker irritant die smoel van hem steeds in beeld.
Also, what kinda faggot nickname is Bully Boy?
>>64597941
Keep it friendly in here dear neighbour
Taylor=Cristiano Ronaldo/Tom Brady
Barney=Messi/Peyton Manning
I love barney, but blubberboy got rekt by that
>4
Because blubber was definitely gonna check that last one out
Based Barney. Hats off to Blubber boy, didnt quite fold like I thought he would but the drops in form when he ought to be killing off the match showed again. Cant see him winning majors atm.
>>64597996
Van Prutsie fan gespot.
>you now remember posting ">tfw Barney will retire soon" in /180/ two years ago
That means the champion will be one of the following:
>Barney
>Snackpot
>Clown
>Gando
>Jel... no, just kidding!
I'm OK with this.
>>64597996
Because everybody bullies the boy
good job RVB
>>64597941
You cheeky cunt
>>64597941
heh
>>64598009
>the drops in form when he ought to be killing off the match showed again
The amount of times Barney broke his throw and he started throwing absolute shit were ridiculous. I think he did that in the last set as well when he was 2-0 up.
Should be a laugh seeing him in the PL and imploding every time when the crowd have a go at him.
Good thing his mentor is renowned for his mental stren- oh no wait.
>having a man who openly admitted he gave up after wining the Worlds as your mentor
>>64598041
>>64597999
hehe, desu i really like your country, just some joking
so...barney v gando final?
>2007 was nine years ago
MONTAGE
>>64598102
That's the year I first came to 4chan.
Fucking hell.
>>64598065
Rememer when he still was up 3-0 and acted smug when he hit a few 1's and 5's? I thought he should choke on them. And he did.
IT'S TIME
LEND SNACKPOT YOUR CALORIES
>>64598119
>tfw I first came here during the 2012 Olympics
>>64598128
Hahahahahahaha
Pls Snackpot, pls win.
l
s
>>64598065
Being that the PL is leg play and first to 10, I think he'll probably do alright there. And aye it is funny Gando is his mentor and one true love in the game lol.
Why isn't darts on /asp/ ? It's less of a sport than wrestling tbhonest.
>>64598133
Just roasted a chicken in honour
>>64598128
Solid kek.
>>64598156
so is golf, cry moar
>>64598156
E-mail gookmoot about it then if its upsetting you so much
>>64598154
>Being that the PL is leg play and first to 10, I think he'll probably do alright there
Fair point. Seems to have the same legplay power van Gherkin has so that'll help him.
>And aye it is funny Gando is his mentor and one true love in the game lol.
You now remember Gando walking into Barney during the PL and then blaming Barney for losing the match.
Montage incoming lads
>Dutch interviewer asking Opa if 121 is his favourite number at the chinese or something.
:^)
Opa getting emotional thinking about his grandson.
;_;7
>>64598172
>>64598177
I'm not upset. You seem upset at the suggestion that your 'sport' isn't a sport.
C'MON POT NOODLE
S N A C K P O T
E
X
P
O
T
>Fatpot on first
Why not Clownman?
Best walkon song! Come on Aidey, we want you to win!
SNACKPOT
Time for Shitpot eh
>>64598181
>You now remember Gando walking into Barney during the PL and then blaming Barney for losing the match.
Fucking embarrassing that was.
>>64598220
Miss Lewis pls
is there any fit dart player ?
or do you have to be fat to play this sport ?
>>64598128
Absolutely top kek
>>64598223
Lewis is the lower seed.
>wright dressed like a flamingo
fucking clown
>>64598223
Because Clown is 4 and Snackpot is 5 in the seed list.
Remember when everyone hated aidey a few years back? When did that change
>>64598206
>i want to go home
>>64598223
Cause he wants to dance his faggotass.
Gives Snacky tine to practice throw
>that hideous cunt comes up
SNACKPOT PLS WIN
Why did Snakeshite borrow Keegan Brown's shirt
Peter Wright is the man your dad wants to be.
God, what an absolute fucking melt. I hope Snackpot destroys him.
>>64598156
Fucking flag traitor.
What a fucking embarrassment
>>64598254
I think it's more a case of Snackpot becoming less hateable than other players.
>>64598239
You don't have to. But it helps
who /snakeshite/ here
>>64598119
Same, its gets worse each passing year 2bh
CP spam>SJW jannys
He nearly went off the stage
>be a PDC dance girl
>be effectively told you're not hot enough to be a walk-on girl
>have to dad dance with Timmy Mallet's divorced brother
Must hurt.
>>64598209
Wow you're actually crying? Kek, you must be absolutely raging behind your mechanical keyboard
>>64598254
Back then he was a great player and arrogant sometimes. He's calmed down.
>>64598254
I didn't follow the darts back then, and I didn't know that Aidey was kind of a cunt earlier, so I instantly liked him. Learned about his antics later, but it seems that he's more relaxed now.
>>64598209
>I'm not upset
So why post your displeasure of seeing people making a thread about darts? Are you incapable of hiding/filtering threads?
>having to watch these two unlikable fatshits
>>64598287
Reporting
>Peter Wright (SCO)
Every time.
>>64598308
this
who /ABE/ here ?
myself and snakebite a few years back
>>64598254
Lesser of two schools here for me, and the only reason I really didn't like Lewis was his brown nosing of Phil which I haven't seen in a while
>>64598308
>Lewis
>unlikable
why does peter wirght look like a a faggot?
>Coming out to Spicbull instead of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8b88US-6ts
>>64598321
lmfao
>>64598321
Pikey
>>64598327
He takes Phil Taylors head and kisses him on the forehead for fucks sake
>>64598320
P-peter is scottish
>>64598335
Kek
GOAN SNAKESHITE!
>>64598331
If it look like a faggot
And acts like a faggot
It probably is a faggot
>>64598320
Here. But I think Peter pretends to be scottish.
>>64598327
>>64598325
Lewis is a little bitch. Have you forgotten when Manly made him cry? or when he was crying about """wind"""?
Aidey looks extra sweaty. That monstrous 50 yard walk really took it out of him
>clown finishing
>>64598321
Nice hat
>>64598321
>me slightly blurry just coming out the shitter on the right
>>64598372
Didn't Wade also complain about the wind in that same game? And Manley is a case of his own.
>>64598372
Wayne Rooney hates sand
>>64598321
Throwback to last year's threads.
>>64598366
Does this mean Joanne is a tranny?
>Sweatpot
>Snackpot
>Shitpot
>Fatpot
>121
>121
>>64598375
Kek'd
>le 121 meme
>one of the straightest
>>64598392
I think Wade was complaining about Lewis, or maybe the voices managed to convince him Lewis was telling the truth.
121
2 2
121
>>64598389
Looks like Beaton
DAT 90!
12 AND 0 FOR FAT LAD IN THIS YEAR'S WORLDS
I expect Wrights face to be on the front of one of the red tops one day after being arrested for cp.
He's got that gary glitter look
Has anyone thrown a 9 darter this tournament
>>64598423
I can't tell for sure to be honest. I thought first it was Lewis complaining, and then later it was Wade at the oche with dart in hand, also looking irritated and stepping back.
>>64598430
After shagging a lady in the toilets
Snackpot looks like shit. He looks really gross to be around. I feel bad for Dickbite here.
> tfw I don't know who to root for
with barney vs lard lad at least I knew on whose side I was
>>64598465
Are you perturbed, friend?
>>64598465
oh it's fake canada again
guinea pig tossing isn't a sport either
>>64598465
where is your leaf?
>>64598465
>Implying Phil Taylor isn't the athlete every sportsman strives to be like
Don't try to deprive /spuh/ of the GOAT
>buttmad rulefags still going around complaining about threads they don't like over 3 years later
There is no reason to get mad when the hide thread button exists. This is why 4chan as a whole has gone to shit.
I still love you /180/ friends.
>>64598498
>implying every sportsman wants an honour stripped off of them after assaulting women in motorhomes
>>64598491
I was waiting for someone to ask this. And here it is, my waifu is holding it.
>>64598500
Good burger
>>64598500
Just thinking about it makes me mad.
Fucking hell, Sarah is so fucking fine.
>>64598239
Wade and klaassen arent fat as fuck
>>64598500
Mandrama 24/7 general was blight tho.
>>64598512
If the cunt didn't want to be assaulted she should have consented then shouldn't she. Stop trying to victim blame Taylor.
>Nice Fella in the crowd
Get him on coms tbhah
Clown doesn't look as effective on his scoring today as he did against Jizzy.
>>64598521
your waifu a shit
Looking forward to the Jobbers World Championship to be honest
Mensuring is becoming alot more frequent these days
>>64596877
Are you Fucking kidding me!? How is this a sport? Look at that cat! He probably needs help Fucking getting out of bed!
>>64598542
Is /arse/ still here? Is /trb/ still here?
>they're both looking good, aren't they
>both proceed to hit a 60
lmao
>>64598569
Not fat, just big boned
Now this guy is a different matter
>Scottish genetics
Casual darts fan here
Snackpot looks like he has aged 5 years in a year
Based Snackpot!
Lewis has a hot wife
>>64598594
Good gimmick.
>>64598569
Who was that qt blonde in the crowd
>>64598579
>/arse/
You will never find a more wretched hive of shitskins and hipsters.
>only 2 180s so far
Maybe we've just been spoiled but that feels underwhelming.
>>64598601
What the fuck happened to him?
I remember he once actually had to stop playing and got taken away because he sweated so much.
>>64598602
He's eaten five years worth in a year too
>>64598569
What about Sumo?
>>64598618
Lewis's wife, Sarah.
>>64598254
Ive always liked his darts on good days. He was in one of the best QF's ive seen here a few years back against MVG, he's enjoyable to watch when he's playing well. Also he walks the line between having banter/playing mind games/being a bit arrogant etc. without coming across as a total unlikeable cunt, unlike Taylor. Some may disagree with that but whatever, he usually seems to get under the skin of other known cunts.
>>64598635
Lol doing so much better that snakeshite
>Aidy getting food sweats already and throwing shite
![PJ-BK010_FATJER_G_20121003001607[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rl03R1X.jpg "PJ-BK010 FATJER G 20121003001607[1]")
>>64598569
>muh athletes
>>64598630
Poor guy was really sick, and seriously alcohol addicted. But he's been back at the Grand Slam this year and even managed to win a game.
>>64598615
Its because of his dashing looks my friend
>>64598557
Justin Credible pls go
>>64598639
>snackpot troll face
Lewis showing title winning form.
Wright showing no form.
Imagine dressing up like that only to be fondled on stage by an obese stokie
Snackpot fancying a kebab and trying to win as fast as possible.
>Set won on the bull
In your face, clown!
>>64598671
Based justin
What's the lineup for the semis lads?
>>64598678
At least he's fondling the player, not the walk on bird
>>64598686
>a kebab
Why does Lewis always look like he's about to cry?
Every time I see him throw a dart, he looks like someone stole his food from the fridge at work.
>>64598678
Really disappointing from him tonight. Looks totally out of the game. Seem to recall him doing this against Anderson at the exact same stage.
So much for that hype about
>oh he's scored better this year
>he's finished better this year
Doesn't help if you're doing neither.
>>64598705
Rod Harrington always sounds like he's having a bit of a cry.
is this live now? i stumbled on it on watchespn app.
>>64598741
Yup
How long can Uncle Baz still pretend that Wright is a top table player when he can't win a major and gets relegated in the PL? The prick's even in the official PDC calendar this year.
Wtf is Wright throwing?
I bet Wright looks like a right muppet when he's not all done up as he's nipping to Poundstretcher
>>64598671
justincredibledarts dot blogspot dot co dot uk/
for those that have not seen it. Some of it is pretty funny, though he does have an absolutely autistic hatred for the BDO.
>>64598761
>muh hair
>muh walk-on
That's literally it.
>>64598786
>though he does have an absolutely autistic hatred for the BDO.
Not to mention MVG.
The BDO can produce good players and good matches. It's just the organisation is ran awfully.
>>64598780
Are you implying he doesn't look like one now?
when the fuck did they start singing dj otzi in the crowds
>this plus yaya kolo
cancer
This is the worst I've seen Clown play for months.
Which is fucking great.
>>64598831
>this
>>64598696
kebab paedo v Barney
Gando v snakeshit/snackpot
A NEW CHANT FROM THE CROWD WHAT THE FUCK
>>64598809
Yup. Last year had some exciting matches.
do young british lads hit the pub after school to practice their darts in hope of making it big?
>>64598809
It can produce good players, it can no longer keep them.
desu as soon as Olly Croft is dead (which should be within months if not weeks) and Bristow gets moved over to an "ambassador" role, the BDO and PDC will "merge" with the BDO taking control of the county/amateur game.
OH WIE IST DAS SCHÖN
>>64598853
Cheers m8
>>64598853
Barney vs lewis, klaassen vs gando
>>64598840
And Lewis is playing solid, which is more than enough for Snakeshite at the moment.
Check'em
>>64598861
The BDO should focus on the county side. Why they keep trying to be a smaller-scale PDC is nonsensical.
>2/13 on doubles
This isn't like Wright.
Phil Taylor @PhilTaylor 2m2 minutes ago
2016 not retiring gonna work hard to come back stronger with @Bobglenn180 @TargetDarts @Garryplummer # not finished
>>64598861
Wolfie for the PDC Worlds 2017?
>I'm forever blowing doubles
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>64598892
Ah, I see. Obviously a lot of Germans in the crowd
>>64598906
Pls don't
>>64598906
>taylel delusion
>still name dropping
>>64598919
Extreme kek!
>>64598906
Another year of him getting beat by absolute jobbers
>>64598909
That would be so good.
Can't see it happening, PDC crowds would give him hell and he doesn't play well with hostile crowds.
>>64598906
Oh good, at least we can see him slowly die on stage
>>64598906
Taylel still playing means he's kept away from commentating, so I'm all for it
just bet my entire student loan on lewis lads
>>64598962
This, I don't even want to imagine him doing it and constant saying how he did something better
>>64598970
You know the rule pal
>>64598962
>Taylor commentating
I'd kill him myself if that happened
>>64598962
That would be so awful.
>>64598970
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>64598929
They have been singing the Holland football mocking chant for a few days now. Not that it's funny or fitting.
post some dank snackpot memes
>>64598961
>file name
Kek'd
>>64598962
>keeps name dropping random people into commentary
>>64598997
which one?
>>64598958
In b4 Taylel has to battle Nicho in 2017 PDPA qualifiers final for a place at Ally Pally.
>>64599013
I guess ohne holland....
>>64599013
Ohne holland fahren wir zum WM
>Hating Taylor
Is /180/ Tumblr:The Thread?
Is there a bigger meme in the darting world than Peter Wright?
>>64599013
Ohne Holland fahrn wir zu EM. But most dutch players won. Makes no o sense at all.
>14-1
>fat man
>>64599067
Nicho
>>64599067
Special Agent Herbalife
>>64599035
wrestlemania?
>>64599067
GREATEST YEAR OF HIS LIFE
>>64598998
I made this one 2 years ago for the surprisingly successful finals thread over at KC's. Doesn't make much sense here, but it's the only Snackpot shoop I made. For those who wonder: It says "Fat Bernd".
>>64599111
I still have no definitive answer for when that was.I assume 2009 but I'm not sure.
>>64599073
2 dutchies in the semi finals together with a scott and an englishman. Too bad it's not MVG, he'd definitely win it all. Barney will job once again most likely and there's nobody left with absolutely zero mental strength like blubberboy has. Klaassen most likely won't be able to beat gando. So i'm guessing it's either Back 2 back Gando or maybe Lewis to win WC
>A League of Their Own
Looks hilarious!
>>64598998
>>64599138
2007. It's from Barney's win.
>>64599102
Weltmeister, german for world championship/ cup
>>64599144
I'm fine with both. Could be much, much worse after Autism had been cured.
>Aidey having food sweats and throwing shite
SEND IN
THE CLOWNS
>>64598998
please le clown man you can do it
Is it just me or is the Barney - Blubber game repeating right now?
But I don't want Snackpot to collapse ;_;
>Aidey choking this hard
>>64599188
You don't like autism? I like him, especially when he steamrolls his opponents like it's nobody's business.
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>64599213
Exactly my thoughts. Wouldn't mind it though, boring as shite game so far.
I think Ive seen this game before
>>64599242
this desu senpai baka fyi
>first 3 sets
>scoring's poor, finishing's poor
>set 4 onwards
>scoring reverts to normal, finishing reverts to normal
I blame drugs.
>>64599195
I heard they forgot to bring him Mcdonalds in the break, this is gonna be a long match.
>>64599236
When MvG went out there was mass /180/ hysteria at the thought of Taylel winning.
>>64599177
Weltmeisterschaft*
>>64599236
No, I like Autism. But since he's gone, he couldn't have prevented the likes of Taylel and Blubber. Thank dog others did the dirty work for us, so Autism wasn't needed.
YAYAYAYAYA
TOURE
>>64599265
and then there was mass hysteria when he went out
Is this a rerun from the barneveld - smith match? I thought aidey vs snakeshite is on now.
>>64599236
autism is the new Taylor.
>>64599293
Script writers are out of ideas
Question: are they counting their scores down in their heads or do they see it somewhere?
>Snackpot's sweaty fingers dropping the dart
>>64599298
Autism can't do setplay to Taylor-esque levels yet.
>>64599311
Both
>Stokies
>maths
Do people actually find quadratic equations that difficult?
>>64599311
Theres two guys either side of the board scoring
>>64599311
Both. Most of the time they know what they've got left, but in case of doubts they can check on the screen. They still need to calculate their next throws, though.
DAT BREAK! COME ON, AIDEY!
>>64599298
except he's actually likeable
>>64599326
At least we have the biggest dicks in britain
>>64599327
They would be tough when you're playing darts at the same time
Looks like Lewis had his little run
>>64599311
Most darts players are very good at it.
They've played so much they know pretty much every common shot.
>>64599349
Only with his mouth shut.
>clown
C H O K E
how many double 20s is he gonna miss
>>64599362
Agreed
combo breaker
>>64599349
Taylor is likable if you aren't a tumblrista. If you could be a cunt like him and get away with it, you would.
>>64599389
Just 2, but these were the most important ones of this match for him lel
>>64599384
This perfectly describes the game so far from Wrights point of view.
Fug, 2 chances then.
SEND IN THE CLOWNS
E
N
D
I
N
T
H
E
C
L
O
W
N
S
I like Austismo, I just wish other players were able to consistently live with him, not just getting the odd win over him.Him winning 33/34 televised ranked games is just ridiculous.It would have been 34 too if it wasn't for the biannual wee rabbie rape express steamrolling through.If we had like 4-5 players of a similar level, it would just be fantastic.
>>64599408
>memegenerator
Kill yourself Phil
>>64599436
>2dank4u
>>64599434
The trouble is, players can keep with him. Wright and Anderson in the World Series and Euro Champ respectively demonstrated that.
It's just those two bottled it like fuck.
This is my girlfriend's first year watching the darts. Wright is her favourite.
She's not happy right now.
>"Don't tread on me"
-Peter Wright's career right now
>>64599434
That's the main problem with darts. Only mvg is consistent. The rest are just jobbers, some worse than others.
>>64599481
>Wright is her favourite.
ever thought about a new hairdo m8?
Barney interview: http://www.skysports.com/darts/news/12288/10115590/raymond-van-barneveld-would-not-be-surprised-if-phil-taylor-quits-the-sport-within-two-years
>"I think Phil is really tired. I'm watching Phil for the last month and I think it's getting to him now, I think he wants to retire," Van Barneveld told Sky Sports News HQ on Thursday.
>"Maybe now or maybe within two years, but I never saw him fighting yesterday. You saw that in my game, you saw that with Michael van Gerwen always. I never ever saw that yesterday. It wouldn't surprise me that he's going to quit next year or maybe in two years' time. To me, I felt sorry for him yesterday. I think it's too much for him at the moment and sometimes it's too much for me as well."
Big words from Barney.
What do you think Snackpot is imagining is going into his mouth when he opens it during the throw
>>64599508
I'm sure Phil will appreciate this.
>>64599471
I feel like Snackpot can live with him, he just isn't consistent enough.Maybe with another WC his belief would grow but he didn't exactly show that after his previous WC wins.
>>64599508
muh divorce tho
>>64599499
At least it's not Taylor. There aren't any caravan parks near me in Derry.
>>64599522
Nachos mountain, triple-quarter pounder with blue cheese and bacon, wet fries (barbecue sauce), and a knickerbocker glory with no sparklers.
A standard Tuesday lunch basically.
>>64599522
Snickers or a probably a few kebabs.
>>64599508
He's becoming the anti-federer
Not watching the darts, who's winning?
>>64599543
>average 100
>lose
>blame "muh divorce"
Yet another reason people hate Taylor.
Whoa. Snakeshite actually hit double top
>>64599508
Wonder if when Taylor retires he'll keep playing Premier League.
>>64599508
expert mindgames
>>64599545
>Derry
>Wright ruining the narrative of the English-Dutch game in each session being 5-4 and the English-Scottish game being 5-1
Thanks, Clown.
Hope we see a 9 darter this tournament.
We having a BDO thread tomorrow afternoon?
>>64599508
Based Barney sticking the boot in
>>64599626
Hope so m8.
>9 darter attempt
>5
b r a v o
>>64599625
>5
nope
>5
lel
NANANANANANANANA
NANA PETER WRIGHT, PETER WRIGHT, PETER PETER WRIGHT
>Aidey
jesus christ don't bottle it now
>Sweatpot
BOUNCE OUT
O
U
N
C
E
O
U
T
Has there ever been a 9-darter at the BDO Championship?
CLOWN ON THE BRINK
>>64599773
not since the split
>>64599773
Paul Lim in 1990.
The only ever time.
>send in the clowns
>>64599773
>>64599795
Theyve got smaller trebles though
>that Lewis look
Lewis is not HD friendly
SEND OUT
THE CLOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coCjlhyFug8
>snakebite missing that double
oh geez
So much choke
>snackpot mathematics
what's with lewis and his mouth?
is he pacman
Based Aidey. I'm really curious how he will fare against Barney.
Ugh, imagine Lewis leaning in to kiss you. why does he do this
>Adrian kissing men again
I get the feeling that's the only reason he tries to get as far as possible. So he can kiss many different men.
>>64599855
mouthbreather general
>>64599853
>how the fuck do I into ten
What's with Lewis kissing everyone on the head
>what's this a rubbish shirt competition
top lel
>RVB has beaten Autism and Snackpot 0.5
now for the true test
>>64599840
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to /180/ tomorrow if you're on /sp/
based fatpot banter
UTV sign? huh
>>64599878
>.. Let's talk about the darts
>>64599868
>implying you wouldn't
>>64599481
found a pic of her
God, Snackpot's autistic 'banter' is cringeworthy
>AIDY LEWIS and the BOOZE
What did he mean by this?
>you're still a rubbish commentator
lmao
I imagine it will be much closer, Snackpot is in decent form and Barney looks on it as well. Ought to be close.
BANTER
A
N
T
E
R
>>64599923
Huey Lewis and the News.
>>64599923
Booze means alcohol
Mardle is such a fence sitter, does my head in.
>>64599913
would
/cric/ tomorrow + BDO starts
Should be a good weekend lads.
>>64599953
I think he predicted Smith would walk over Barney lol
>>64599941
o i c
>>64599950
I'm not THAT clueless m9
>>64599998
Ouch
>>64600033
Bravo.
>>64600033
Fucking wizard confirmed.
>>64599998
LMAO so fucking close
>>64599998
lyl
>>64599941
Do you like Aidy Lewis and the Booze? His early wok was a little too far-east for my tastes, but when he won the Worlds in 2011, I think he really came into his own, commercially and autistically. His deep-fat fryer has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate fat that really gives the chips a big boost. He's been compared to Phil Taylor, but I think Aidy has a far more banterific sense of humor.
And so we close the quarter final stage of the Worlds, and the right player's gone through in each of the matches today.
We opened with a tight battle between Alan Norris and Jelle Klaasen, with the Dutchman reigning Chuck back in from 3-1 down to take the match in the final set and blitz the Lakeside runner-up to win 5-4. Norris will break into the Top 32 at some point next year: it's a question of when, not if.
The World Champion was up next, and Gary Anderson defeated James Wade in a non-contest which the Scotsman ran out as a 5-1 winner. This could be the end of Wade as a major contender if he keeps putting in performances like he has done this tournament.
And then the evening session. Barney went 3-0 to the completely unlikable Michael Smith (funny how things change in two Worlds, isn't it?) and everyone thought "For fuck's sake Raymond, why have you done this again?"
Yet he battled back. Combined with Blubby Boy's repeated ability to shit himself, RVB took the next four sets before Lard Lad forced a final set decider, which he then again choked in amazing fashion from 2-0 up, losing 4 straight legs and then having a dart deflect into single 4 when he needed an 18 out, gifting the five-time champion victory. If the fat St. Helens bastard keeps having these implosions, he will never win a major. Ever.
Another fat man, however, celebrated as Adrian Lewis defeated Clownman 5-2. Wright not attempting to play in the first three sets proved terminal to his Worlds stay as the flamingo-coloured dullard only started to play when it was far too late. Why he didn't play until set four, nobody knows.
So our semi-final line-up for tomorrow - from 8:00pm this time - is the following:
>Raymond van Barneveld v Adrian Lewis
>Gary Anderson v Jelle Klaasen
See you th- BUT WAIT!
Lakeside starts tomorrow from 1pm on BBC One. Make sure you're there.
See you then.
>>64600175
And those Lakeside fixtures are as follows:
>Afternoon Session
1300 Jim Williams vs Tony O'Shea
1430 Lisa Ashton vs Paula Jacklin
1500 Craig Caldwell vs Alan Soutar (P)
1630 Darryl Fitton vs Dennis Harbour
>Evening Session
1830 Larry Butler vs James Hurrell (P)
1945 Anastasia Dobromyslova vs Anca Zijlstra
2015 Matthew Medhurst vs Jeff Smith (P)
2130 Glen Durrant vs Dean Reynolds
>>64600175
Thank you for writing these
>>64600175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T0Yfe4BUPu
i know you don't sound like this but you should
>>64600309
Kek
/180/ , who is the most based player this tournament and why is it Klaasen?
>>64600417
Barney, because jelle is a fucking pedo
>>64600175
Always entertaining to read those. Thanks, lad.
>>64600309
>gell Klaasen
Heh good voiceover by the way, appreciated.
>>64600417
Objectively, Gary Anderson
>>64600162
Lel how was this so overlooked
>>64600458
how do u pronounce his first name desu senpai anime hentai tentacle
>>64600552
https://translate.google.nl/?ie=UTF-8&hl=nl&client=tw-ob#nl/en/Jelle
>>64600612
yellah
>>64600700
yell + eh
Can the dutch just be beaten so that I don't have to hear about this shit anymore
thanks #notasport
>>64599823
This meme again.
![southpark_tearlick[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/gdYmWfx.gif "southpark tearlick[1]")
![b1bac16d37[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sbrIB6A.jpg "b1bac16d37[1]")
![qPDeu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z0tzQw5.jpg "qPDeu[1]")
![efd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YkEm5Br.jpg "efd[1]")
![lewis-making-darts[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tu3OSzj.jpg "lewis-making-darts[1]")
