/180/: WILLIAM HILL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP QUARTER FINALS
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Darting action is back for 2016 with the World Championship quarter finals from the Ally Pally. Following MVG’s exit from the tournament on Tuesday, Taylel continued on his downward career spiral on Wednesday evening as Jelle Klaasen rallied to eliminate the Potteries pervert in a seventh-set decider. The final session of L16 action also gave us a match every bit as intense as Barney’s triumph over MVG, with Chizzy & Peter Wright playing out an Ally Pally classic. Gando now finds himself tournament favourite, with Snackpot close behind, and the form book would indicate that the finalists will come from the winner of their quarter final ties with James Wade & Peter Wright respectively. However, if this tournament has taught us anything, it’s that the form book is about as useful to us as an ‘ages 9+’ storybook is to Dave Chisnall. As a case in point, today’s afternoon session begins with the unlikeliest of QFs, as Alan Norris takes on newly-certified Taylel remover Jelle Klaasen. The afternoon concludes with Gando v Wade, before we return in the evening for Barney’s tie with Michael Smith. The outcome of this one will likely hinge on the answer to two questions: Did Barney’s defeat of MVG take all the strength out of him? And is Blubber capable of putting some effort into two consecutive matches? One thing is for sure, if Smith wins he is almost certain of getting a PL place next year. Completing the quarter final stage, Snackpot meets Snakeshite in the last match of the day. Coverage of the afternoon session begins at 13:00GMT on SSD/SS2, with the evening session from 19:30 on SSD/SS1.
>Afternoon session (13:00 - best of 9 sets)
Alan Norris v Jelle Klaasen
Gary Anderson v James Wade
>Evening session (19:30 - best of 9 sets)
Raymond van Barneveld v Michael Smith
Adrian Lewis v Peter Wright
>>64590594
>Day twelve roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/u1p66b83ic5i1g6aj55k04vvi/title/william-hill-world-championship-day-12
>Tournament results/schedule of play
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
>Alan "literally who?" Norris
Hyped for Ando vs Wade though and the evening line-up looks great.
Finally, this is like the real new years party to me, after I somehow managed to endure the stupid fireworks stuff.
>>64590664
Wouldn't mind that happening, though I also could live with Gando, even if his Taylel remover capacity is not needed any longer.
>However, if this tournament has taught us anything, it’s that the form book is about as useful to us as an ‘ages 9+’ storybook is to Dave Chisnall
180s OP is best OP.
go Norris
At the end of 2015, we had this classic from Caravan Man:
>'I'm not fit enough. I'm not mentally right. I'm getting divorced in February': 16-time world darts champ Phil Taylor tells Sky after KO
The more observant of you will notice that Taylel performed the best he had done all tournament with a 100 average and 40% check-out rate. It's just there's one problem: Klaasen outplayed him and by some distance: 102.5 average and a 46% check-out rate for Paedo Suarez. Blaming MUH DIVORCE for this is moronic.
Philth cannot cope with the fact youngsters like Klaasen or MVG or even Aden Kirk aren't scared of him anymore. Not even former pocket boy Gando is afraid - hell, even Vincent van der Speedjobber beat him! The Autism Express's domination in 2015 has only further sped up the collapse of Taylel: the bizarre decision to change darts just days before the tournament started surely has to be the beginning of the end.
Taylel's 2014 collapse was a false dawn. 2016' collapse, however, is a far more realistic prospect.
It's truly the end of Taylor and we're all gonna love it.
ok then
Gando in the first session?
Confirmed for jobber tier.
>>64590694
He's still one of the best players around, but he just can't live with the fact he's not THE best lol.
>>64590694
>It's truly the end of Taylor and we're all gonna love it.
Looking forward to the time of Taylel first round exits by the hand of literally whos, and announcing "I'll be back stronger" and "Had a bad day", "I can still do it", "I want to win no.17". This is gonna be hilarious.
Elsewhere: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/35062262
Good interviews with Wolfie, Scotty Dog & Duzza ahead of the fun at Lakeside, which begins tomorrow.
>>64590712
>he just can't live with the fact he's not THE best lol.
Exactly. He's World Number 3 at the moment and if it's a Snackpot/Clown v Wade final, he'll drop to Number 5. Number 5!
>>64590718
>he goes down the Mardle route and loses 3-0 to the likes of Jyhan Artut and other Euro nobodies while Sky keep including 4000 Taylor promos per session
B A S E D
I spent my New Year's Eve doing this: http://pastebin.com/Dq4igUWi
>/180/ Awards For 2015
Includes such categories as:
>The "John Part" Award for Biggest Disappointment
>The "Delusional Fuckwit" Award for Biggest No-Hoper
>The "Terry & Tony" Award for Biggest Bottle Job
>The "Rune David" Award for Worst Dart Thrown
and much more!
You now realize that either Alan Norris or Jelle Klaasen will be in the semis.
>>64590746
Will read this now, thanks in advance for the effort. I hope some of these will stick here.
Barney has said to dutch media that he's 60-70% positive about winning the title. Will he be able to avoid the chokesonlard this time?
How long before Uncle Barry casts Philth to the curb?
>>64590746
these final days could change everything
not 2015 I know
>>64590762
>norris or klassen in the semis
i-i-im ok with this
>>64590762
>you now remember the incredibly high quality Chuck had to battle through to get to this stage
Fair play to him for getting this far, but Jesus Christ what a joke his bracket was.
He will have to up his game if Klaasen continues to the standard he's been showing.
>>64590746
top work, anon
Got me seat lads
>>64590791
He really ninety-five'd them up! But that won't be enough against Suarez.
>>64590811
Whats your card say?
>>64590827
Make it something like "Klaasen has parked the traylor"
>>64590811
looks like you are in the perfect spot to be on screen behind the player when throwing, god speed anon
>>64590827
Still thinking of doing Phil's Caravan Club, need a pen though
>tfw waking up just in time for the darts
>>64590811
Aces. Enjoy it.
>>64590746
Amazing.
>>64590879
Do it!
>>64590852
>Traylor
and we're on now!
>this montage
christ
>>64590791
>that 4-1 win with worse average over Webster
>no tailor montage
Good times
>le last year jokes
>tfw the Class of 2014 are making waves in the money game
BASED BUNT
BASED CHUCK
>>64590746
>Frosty the Throw man
lost my shit
Ronnie O'Sullivan @ronnieo147 15m15 minutes ago
The new rock stars are the dart players
Barry's teaching him well.
>>64590811
have fun la
Are there any professional darts players who are a healthy weight?
>>64590967
Steve Beaton
>>64590967
Gerwyn Price is an ex-rugby player
Steve Beaton is sex
>>64590967
Adrian Lewis
>>64590967
Rowby-John
Adonis
>Sky pundits permanently insisting that Wright is the best value bet whatever the situation
Simply doesn't have the game to win a major through dominance, or the mental strength to win one through good fortune.
>>64590974
>lewis
>ever being a healthy weight
First time watcher here. I love that it takes no athletic fitness and snooker tier silent concentration bullshit
>>64590967
Webster seems ok as well
>>64591001
hosgeldin kardesim
A Chuck win puts him well into the Top 32.
A Klaasen win puts him ahead of Barney for the time being... which would set up the highly incompatible World Cup pairing of MVG & Paedo Suarez.
>>64591001
True. I dislike sports where you have to be some kind of body freak to be successful, like ski jumping for example. I prefer sports where the skill aspect and the psychological edge are involved.
DAT BULL START 90 FROM PAEDO SUAREZ
>>64591020
This would be awesome because MVG absolutely hates him for showing his cobra to MVG's wife's cousin
>mfw no brutal vocal ref
Is stream2watch not working for anyone else?
>>64591022
>tfw manlet and was never able to make it in basketball
>>64591041
i'm watching it on videostream dn ua, wouldn't mind a hd link though
anyone got sop or ace links?
>dutchmen in charge of hitting 9 darters
>>64591041
Funny, I also played basketball, but I always disliked the height aspect. Was not much of an issue on my guard position though, and in the lower leagues weren't so many people above 6'5, so it was ok.
MESSI MESSI MESSI
>jelle missen
holy fuck that was terible
NORRIS
>>64591041
Stream 2. Different player than usual I think, better A&V quality but it sometimes stutters
>>64591041
firstrowsports, quality utter wank but no lags
Norris based as fuck and is the only deserving winning
Who is currently the favorite?
Lewis?
>>64591107
That would be Gando, and then whoever wins Lewis vs. Clown.
>>64591093
Get the feeling Norris will be Kirk Shepherd 2.0 if he gets to the final (even though he's already been in a World Final)
>>64591107
Gando.
>>64591088
Thanks but it's working again.
>>64591076
Ya, used stream 2 too but it went down for me for a few moments and now it's back up.
>>64591107
Anderson
>>64591107
I wanted Chizzy to win desu
>>64591119
>Chizzy winner
Would have had this on television: https://audioboom.com/boos/4006364-william-hill-world-championship-chisnall-round-3
S N E L L E J E L L E
>Shorty ist ein Hollander
top kek
>>64591119
Me too, I would have been happy for him. And it would have been funny to see all the other loudmouths lose, and then hearing an awkward Chizzy interview after the finals match.
![Jelle+Klaasen+Ladbrokes+com+World+Darts+Championship+BzoXEUdKPi2l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uIb3y2Q.jpg "Jelle+Klaasen+Ladbrokes+com+World+Darts+Championship+BzoXEUdKPi2l[1]")
that 116!
>Choke Norris
>28
>BDO scoring
>to trouser
What an amazing verb
should i bet a cheeky fiver on norris for the tournament?
Anyone have that Norris eating a burger or something pic?
>>64591169
Do it
How do betting odds work? Commentator said Norris was 40/1, does that mean for every £1 I bet I'd win 40? Or is it just rough estimate for win chances or something?
>>64591169
>not getting on him at the start
>>64591177
yeah, every one would get you a 40. plus you get the money you put in back, for a total of 41 i think.
not too sure about that last bit.
>fuck up 75
>bust score
>come back and take it out with next two darts
lel
>>64591185
You can not write how based that man is
>>64591181
hey i only got into darts with the autist vs barney game.
great way to start.
>>64591183
Yeah you're right. A quid at those odds would return 41.
>>64591193
That and the wright chizzy game. What a time to join
>>64591193
It's almost all downhill from there
>>64591193
Just you wait til the real world championships starts tomorrow.
>>64591211
can't wait for the meat raffle!
>>64591211
>opening game: jim williams v bottler o'shea
What a joy.
what would be the score if they weren't both terrible at finishing?
yaya yayayaya yayayaya yayayaya
>>64591225
>the city of (You)
DAT CHUCK 121 ON THE BULL!
DAT CLUTCH 121 ON BULL
> 'fans' too busy chanting at each other to watch the game
>>64591211
>>64591223
>>64591224
is bdo the meme tournament?
>>64591237
hey i'll eat my words gladly if it jinxes the terrible finishing we've seen until that 121.
worst crowd of the year
>59 left
>T19 D1
maximum trolling
Perfect set-up for D1
>>64591254
based
Dat troll 59 toplel
BASED CHUCK
>>64591224
>o'shea
>>64591169
wade e/w lad
LOL that betbright fella. Remember him in those european tournaments
>>64591251
Too busy shitchanting at the stands to notice a break opportunity.
Truly the drizzling shits.
>>64591265
>82 average
>made that Lakeside final one of the worst of all time by getting humiliated 7-1
Thanks, Tony.
>>64591278
Based Jackie.
>Jelle No Klass Son!
BASED
Dat troll 81
>implying it isn't deliberate buffoonery
For those who don't know why Chuck switched: http://www.westerngazette.co.uk/Darts-Alan-Norris-explains-BDO-s-lack-change/story-25842073-detail/story.html
>Explaining his decision, Norris told sponsor OddsFactor.com: ““I’ve done the BDO circuit for a long time and nothing seems to be changing quickly enough. I’m not getting any younger, so it’s the right time to give the PDC a go. I’ve spoken to them (BDO Events) on a number of occasions and they haven’t been able to give me straight answers - there’s nothing on paper in terms of new events and so on. It’s the same story every year and sometimes a change is as good as a rest, so I’m going to give it a go with PDC.”
>Norris stayed true to his word by letting the BDO and Lakeside hierarchies know first on Sunday evening following Scott Mitchell’s final defeat of Martin Adams before submitting his Q-School application the following morning.
The BDO could retain so many more of its players if it was ran properly.
>its a theres absolutely no logic in to when the ad breaks come match
>>64591351
I've been trying to figure out why there's sometimes breaks every set, or sometimes it's every other. I don't think even the players know, just wait for the music to come on
>>64591351
>>64591364
depends how long each set is lasting
stop fucking shilling the niners fucking hell every single time
WE TIE NOW
>MUSIC STARTS
>NO BREAK
lel not even Sky know when it's time for ads
>ad music comes on
>wait nope turn it off and carry on
>>64591398
Like just then, music comes on then goes off straight away cause no break
That 20 bed is getting battered more than Rabbie's wife.
>>64591412
>>64591410
This >>64591364 is actually the guy charged with playing the music on time
>>64591414
ad after this set obv then you get final set or two
if norris had won that set theyd have went to an ad most likely
ANGRY CHUCK
>25
>>64591421
And Suarez hitting below 18 - again.
WhY ARE YOU CHOKING JELLE
>dart pros in charge of getting dubs
MON CHUCK
>BDO jobber is going to win the PDC
Taylel on suicide watch
>Klaasen
You based mother fucker
GET IN
the indo-dutch pedo has a horrible poker face.
it's going to be poetic if norris wins.
>pedo beats rapist only to be beaten by the literal embodiment of anger from inside out
Jelle with the Suljovic tactics when retrieving darts
Anybody know the song playing at the end of the set? Also.
>dutch
>not choking
>>64591497
chase the sun, based on an old morricone song
>>64591488
care to explain friend?
>>64591497
Hudson Thames - Fire
>his nickname isnt angry alan norris
>Norris
B L U N D E R
L
U
N
D
E
R
TELL ME ABOUT THE 9 DARTER
WHY DOES EVERYONE MISS D12
C H U C K
H
O
K
E
>D12
Fuck's sake Chuck
>D12
errytime
WHY
>>64591544
Adrenaline + pressure.
>>64591481
>the literal embodiment of anger from inside out
That's Darren Webster.
>4
>4 (FOUR) SCORED
>CHOKE NORRIS
L E L
look at these guys:
>>64590594
>>64590694
>>64590712
>>64590718
>>64590800
>>64590973
The Jonah Hill World Championship is more fitting.
PAEDO SUAREZ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64591574
>gerwyn
>fat
>>64591568
>>64591570
scores a four, still gets the leg
BASED
A
S
E
D
>tfw no 9 darter
K L U T C H
L
A
A
S
E
N
Based Klassen
Gr8 leg guise
Clutch Dutch
Frank Verhoeven vuile kankerhond
Paedo Suarez turning back the years with the performances he's put in at these Worlds.
A renaissance after his phone-based hijinks?
>le D18 man
>Klassen scoring harder than during his trip to the local primary school
>cheering for a pedo
I hope you all die
is that semen demon his wife?
fucking pedo fuck
Mentally so strong of paedo
>Alan "Choke" Norris
>>64591645
Achmed pls
Yes
My favourite sex offender is through to the semis
>>64591641
Kek
And Chuck departs following yet another survival blitz from the Cobra.
Norris will be on the fringes of the Top 32 after this, but what a game.
>>64591666
kankerlijer
/180/ lurker here ---- what's the deal with Klaasen?
Ironic that he keeps going for 18 on the dartboard but not his sex life...
Klaasen in PL?
>>64591689
He send some dickpics to a 15 y/o girl who happened to be the niece of van Gerwen. That's all
>>64591690
>>64591706
strong keks
>>64591698
>>64591709
Wow
Thanks for info, lads
>>64591709
>that's all
G A N D O
A
N
D
O
>>64591689
>>64591709
Making the potential WC team of Paedo Suarez and Autism Express all the more kek-worthy
>gando being an afternoon session jobber
>>64591698
DELETE THIS
>rod whining about quick throwers
>>64591731
Who is Autism Express?
>peaks and troughs
>muh 7 majors
>muh 100 to 120 checkouts
>muh happy and settled in life now
>>64591778
>7
>implying it's not 8
Every fucking time with that Championship League Darts.
>>64591768
MVG
>>64591768
Van Gerwen
>>64591778
He looks like a nice bloke
Only just realised the Worlds Taylor curse is over as well with that Klaasen win.
Taylor is kill. Well and truly kill.
>>64591797
Next big milestone will be Taylor falling out of the top 4.... anyone care to calculate what the big money amounts he's defending on the OoM next year?
>Muh divorce in February
And best ref is calling
What are the chances of paedo throwing in the premier league now?
>>64591809
He'll never get a wild card because of the backlash they could get if some sports journo who doesn't cover darts usually types "jelle klaasen" into Google.
>>64591805
he could be out of the top 4 after the worlds depending on results
>>64591809
Nailed on.
>>64591805
According to DartsDatabase, the big things he's defending:
>2014 Matchplay title (100k)
>2015 Worlds runner-up (120k)
All the other majors he got to the majors at best. There's also the German Darts Masters, a UK Open qualifier and a Players Champs he won.
>>64591821
see
>>64590728
If it's Lewis/Wright v Wade on Sunday night, Taylor is guaranteed to drop out of the Top 4.
>>64591845
>All the other majors he got to the majors at best
That should say "quarters at best".
>wade averaging 89 after set 1
WHERE IS THE EFFORT
>>64591871
>Wade
>stepping it up at the big events
There's your answer
>>64591871
>Bristow mentoring
>>64591885
I'm of course forgetting this is a man who choked a 4 set lead against Aidey due to
>muh wind
>>64591892
>letting someone who averaged 53 in a World Championship mentor you
>Med Man
>two missed 9 darter attempts in a session
>le troll double
>D12 again
Cheers, Gando
Will the commentators ever admit that Wade just isn't a power scorer?
Gando isn't even playing that well and he's walking it
Wade would have lost to Norris or Paedo Suarez. Comprehensively being outplayed here.
This is a fucking pathetic performance for a quarterfinalist.
>>64591935
>le throw 60s all the time and never look bothered man
James Wade being a complete jobber, lose the first set time, to give up
I thought Gando was having sight problems? I remember him saying that at last years worlds he could barely distinguish between different areas of the board.
It made me laugh when Wade was playing Wezzz and the commentators kept saying "Wade plays the dartboard and not the man." Wade is probably the worst possible example you could come up with for "playing the dartboard"
>>64591953
>Wade is probably the worst possible example you could come up with for "playing the dartboard"
As evidenced by both that match and the next round against Jobba.
So obviously fell down to their level it was pathetic.
>Mardle actually doing good analysis for once, re: Wade's foot pushing against the oche
What year is this?
>>64591970
Mardle can actually be a good analyst, unlike Harrington who is perpetually terrible. It's just Sky want him to be the goofy clown figure instead.
>"this is important for James Wade"
>throws a 45
kek
>wade
>>64591979
>It's just Sky want him to be the goofy clown figure instead.
Not helped by his stage persona.
Anyone else noticed they've stopped doing that Wayne's Worlds shit now?
Pathetic
Criminally overrated
>tfw Wade fan
>Now realising that he'll never win the worlds
;_;
>James Wade winning a leg
u wot m8
HOLY SHIT WADE WON A LEG
>this fucking cancerous crowd
>holding his throw will be the start of his comeback
Yeah, no.
Is Wade the most handsome man in darts?
Gando is averaging 107.6
Wade is averaging 88.07
S A Y S I T A L L R E A L L Y
>>64592039
Stevie B m8
>le 100 to 120 checkout man
>>64592039
>even suggesting it's someone else than Steve Beaton
>>64592039
One word, Beaton
>>64592025
yes!
>dropping a set to disinterested James Wade
>Gando
>averaging the white pride number
Problematic
fair play wade
if Anderson is out Jelle or Barney will win it
yes!yes!yes!
>>64592039
bronzed adonis m8
Dutchies, what's up with this commercial of Mvg chopping shit in a kitchen
>>64592095
Link?
* * * JAMES WADE 180 KLAXON * * *
MEDS CONFIRMED FOR TAKEN
are there any (dis)advantages being a lefty in darts?
>>64592095
I'm not even 100% sure it's MVG. Could be another bald fattie with a green shirt.
>>64592063
Feels good being wrong. If Gando jobs this from here it will be hilarious
>>64592022
The german football chants make me feel embarrassed for my country. But then, that Yaya/Kolo stuff is also annoying.
>>64592118
>/tg/,/asp/
Transgender aspies?
>>64592112
You can get banned for two years for doing a shit-tonne of coke
>>64592118
>sweaty man drama still this mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eh0rAUwZSQ
desu
>>64592116
Looks a lot like his physique. Although I don't see a reason why they'd hire him without showing his face lol
>>64592105
Sorry can't find it on YouTube
>>64592039
Gando used to be the best looking chick.
>tfw I can't find the image
DAT FUCKING BULL SHOT
WADE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64592167
This one?
Beautiful bull finish. Gando has to win the whole thing in this form
>hello darkness
>>64592184
>Gando has to win the whole thing in this form
Which makes you wonder why he couldn't play tot his level all year.
Can't find the actual commercial but this is a vid of MVG at "Keukenconcurent"
https://youtu.be/uCD8omJBcWc
You now remember
>Gary "I don't even want dubs" Anderson
>>64592199
Good to know he sounds retarded even in his native language.
>>64592182
Middle one somehow looks like Thiago Silva
>>64592182
missing cube
>>64592189
In a recent interview, Gando basically said that he's not arsed about the other tournaments now he's won the Worlds. Which would explain it.
Wonder what odds the bookies will give me on MVG winning every TV event in 2016 and then fucking up at the Worlds again.
>>64592221
Yeah, I remember reading that.
Appears to have taken the John Fat route of "win worlds, give up".
>Sky using the Worlds as an advertising opportunity for the Premier League
Fantastic.
>There will never be a German in the top 3
Why even live?
He's given up
>le miss match darts man
That awkward james wade handshake
Wade absolutely blown the fuck out of the fucking world cup holy shit
He should call some suicide hotlines
This is a feat not easy to achieve as a top 10 player: Hitting 43% on the doubles and still only average 88.
who /ready for the Barney bootlejob/ here
>>64592262
he still has sammy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBBqkH8cbU&
>>64592262
Don't worry about him.
>>64592266
I can't take it if he kicks autism out only to bottle it against blubber.
>>64592247
Soon Kamerad, soon
Darts is just is just getting momentum
>>64592266
Barney's had his final already. I hope I'm wrong, though
>>64592277
They're far too fucking big, jesus you'd need a forklift to do anything with them
BRISTOW GETTING B T F O BY GANDO
GANDO HAVING A GO AT BRISTOW HAHAHA
>>64592277
Hightstest
I
G
HTest
>>64592288
>>64592292
Missed it. What did he say?
>>64592277
I don't rate her
>>64592288
>>64592292
what happened
>>64592299
>>64592303
Basically attacking Bristow for saying stuff about him especially given how much he's been congratulating Wade for being crap.
You think they deliberately consume extra calories?
I mean you gotta eat a lot to hold that weight. Plus they are walking around a lot.
>>64592281
I for one can live without a strong german player. I fear german TV will engage nazi mode when there is a german star player around, and we will be able to enjoy hunderds of montages for him, just like for Taylor now. I prefer to keep it neutral in terms of nationality, it's more fun this way.
>>64592288
>>64592292
Please tell. German TV didn't show.
>>64592313
Beer
those faces
>>64592313
I bet they are forced to gain weight to adapt to the audiences
Klaasen f.e. used to be fit as fuck
>>64592316
>implying they havent done it already with hopp
And that D10 ends the afternoon session that was half great, half grinding.
The great half saw PDC debutant Alan Norris take on the former Lakeside champ Jelle Klaasen in a fascinating match where Chuck was 3-1 up but couldn't hold onto that lead as the Cobra once again fought back to tie the match at 4-4 and then obliterate the 2014 BDO runner-up in the final set. Could Paedo Suarez be facing a PL recall? Maybe. This brings an end to an excellent year for Norris, ending up at 37th in the world and £16k outside of the Top 32: with the Order of Merit operating on a two year schedule, it's certain Alan will get alongside the big boys by this time next year.
The grinding half saw James Wade once again demonstrate the lack of effort and scoring that will never get him to a World Final. To average 88 in the quarter finals of any PDC major (the gimmick World Cup and World Grand Prix aside) is pitiful, and even moreso for a guy who is in the Top 8 of the world. With Wade's glory days being between 2007 and 2011, a time before the Autism Express had departed, the Machine may never win another major... which would be deserving really.
We return in 2 and a half hours. See you then.
>>64592313
their profession is being in bars
how can they not be fatasses
>>64592347
>being gay AND autistic
Your parents must wish they broke out the coat hanger on you
>>64592347
fuck off fake canada
>>64592347
Lmao
Ok let's but javelin in /asp/
Oh an chess
And baseball
And
>>64592313
They're on tour constantly so resort to easy snacks
To be fair, we went nearly 300 posts without any morons, /180/ really ain't bad as far as they go
Now we wait
>>64592375
For a totally not a sport that is it.
>>64592347
>Being assblasted that guinea pig tossing isn't being considered for the olympics
DartsStats @DartsStats 7m7 minutes ago
Just 3 players were not invited to the Premier League despite reaching the WC Semi Finals (K. Shepherd, W. Jones & A. Jenkins). #WHDarts
>>64592342
Wait, my mistake: three hours.
And I completely forgot to mention Gando! A 105 average with a 53% checkout rate was incredible. He should reach his second successive Worlds final with ease if he can keep that up. It's a shame he's not applying that mentality to the other majors, but he's openly said he doesn't care now he's a World Champion, which is an attitude someone like MVG would despise.
>>64592392
>wayne jones
>andy jenkins
good those guys were shit
>>64592392
They should really start building up some other leagues in other countries like France Germany and Netherlands
>>64592342
Wade jobbing it has been perfect, I have a two and a half drive to do now. The Sky box is packed, I'd best get going so I don't miss any /180/ action.
Dat klaasen 9 dart fail
>>64592413
She looks like Nicole Qaisi
>>64592432
Nah that's the chicken who just'd herself to isis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGNZ3GqYrVY
I approve of this autism
>>64592451
goosebumps gas guck
>>64592477
Thanks for the spoiler
>>64592569
Sorry ;_;
>>64592582
No worries
Damn, I haven't been watching this tournament. MVG, Taylor gone already? Fuuuuck.
Eh, the rest of the tourney looks solid tho. Gonna have to root for Klaasen and Barney on principle. Clownman winning would be a hilarious joke I wouldn't mind too.
So what was Wade his excuse
>>64592844
https://audioboom.com/boos/4010627-william-hill-world-championship-wade-qf
He doesn't have one.
>>64592869
Good
"If I don't get arrested for killing someone tonight, nah jk"
kek
>>64592347
>Peru (Gay)
>>64592384
hnng
>>64592413
>leaving Austria to become a sex slave
>>64592309
Wish Bristow was still playing. Love how upset he makes everyone.
Alright, missed Wade vs. Gando match. But from the looks of it, I didn't miss too much. I was hoping this would be Wade's year. Too bad.
>>64592972
>But from the looks of it, I didn't miss too much
No, Wade didn't bother showing up, so it was all Gando from start to finish. Norris vs. Suarez was a great match, very similar to the other recent nailbiters. It still wasn't quite the same, mainly because Norris isn't MvG or Chizzy, and Suarez isn't Barney or Clown.
>>64593034
Gando world title b2b looks more and more likely. I thought Wade would be able to step up his game a bit more and give him a bit of a challlenge tho.
Yeah, Norris vs. Jellel was fun. Too bad but Norris wasn't able to finish Klaasen off. Would have loved to see him in an PDC WDC semi.
>>64593100
>Too bad but Norris wasn't able to finish Klaasen off.
Well, it's not that bad, now it's Jelle's turn to get raped by Gando. Can't see anyone else threaten him in his title run. Maybe the winner of Snackpot vs. Clown, but from what those have shown the last months, they are missing the consistency and the mental edge to defeat Gando, who is clutch as fuck at the moment. Still cheering for Snackpot, though.
>>64593244
If Snackpot hits his GOAT form then he would have a good chance. "Rooting" for him aswell.
What the fuck. I've just started following darts again after a few years and Gary Anderson is the best player now?
How'd that happen? Did he finally get over his fear of doubles?
>>64594100
Stopped wearing curtains and managed to start hitting those doubles.
Think his revival was sparked by last year's Premier League; remember him coming from nowhere to either make the play-offs or come very close to them.
>>64594100
Van Gerwen is the best
but Gary is close and yes no more double trouble
>half 7 start
wat
>>64594619
Sky chose to put QPR-Hull on as a 5:15pm kick-off.
>mfw finding this image on /v/
>>64594761
>Alexander the Great
shitlord imo
>>64594761
Is his quote about "overal body strength" real? I don't believe it
does anyone have an acestream link for this?
who else here /Barney/ for World Champion?
>>64595025
Everyone. Unfortunately we will see him whitewashed tonight when he starts shaking his head after losing the first leg
>>64595025
Barney Army reporting in
>>64595063
Don't talk in such ways!
>>64595025
I'd be happy with Barney or Lewis winning it.
Clown and Blubber can get to fuck.
>>64592779
>Gonna have to root for Klaasen...on principle
Those are some fine principles you've got there
and we're back on now!
>>64590746
Agree with everything except Worst Match, Arsetit/Taylel was dire but Murnan/Hamilton felt like some sick new Gitmo torture routine.
>>64595110
I think there is not a single person here who unironically wants Blubber to win against Barney.
>MLG AIRHORNS
>>64595217
I only put Pocketeering in Action worse because of the position Shirley was in when he turned into complete jobber.
Shamilton-Shaggy was utterly atrocious and has to be one of the worst televised matches in a very long time.
>>64595006
or any stream? I want to watch but >tfwnotv
>>64595267
stream2watch
>>64595267
youtube still work?
also vipleague
>>64595025
reporting in
>tfw actively supporting Snackpot tonight
All Dutch finals pls
>>64595297
is there a youtube stream for this then?
>>64595025
>>64595325
Wanting a repeat of last year's game between the two.
That was hot.
BDO BTFO out by Bristow
>Clark: James won't win a World title with an 89 average
>Bristow: if he was in the BDO one yeah but not in the PDC
KEK
I think Bristow is a touch bitter.
BDO BTFO
>Bristow still trying to shade the BDO
It's 2016 m7, let it go
Wolfie on suicide watch
RIP BDO
>a lot of money has gone on michael smith
FUCK YOU BARRY
Betting on smith is basically /freemoney/
Meat Raffle BTFO
>he's got that look about him
You mean a fat cunt?
>Smith reminds me of a young Adrian Lewis
Gee, I wonder why
>>64595389
I don't think so, for some reason they streamed night 22 and bugger all else.
>I've just got to eat him
>>64595503
It's the fat
ITS STARTING
>>64595358
rot op kk bandwagoner
>yfw barney averages 91 and loses 5-0
Boo this man
>SHUT UP AND EAT WITH ME
Fuck him up Barney
SHUT UP AND EAT WITH ME
Cool song
>>64595006
there's a decent one on wiziwig2
>having a walk-on track released in the past five years
Sickening
Uncle Barry trying to break my speakers
Who /BarneyArmy/ here?
Based Huntelaar loving the darts
Fuckin ave him smith
>michael smith has no ceiling
>this wayne delusion
The fucker has no mental strength.
>starts off with a 180
SHIT
>>64595605
>>64595607
Hivemind
>>64595621
Here
I havent bee here for a week and there are no taylel and van Gerwen. what the fuck happened with the camper van casanova
That awkward handshake/fist bump
Why does Smith look like hes wearing an emergency pair of trousers. Did he shit himself?
Based Hunter
>Huntelaar
Based.
>>64595648
Lost to Klaasen on Wednesday
Blamed it on
>muh divorce in February
Huntelaar to Arsenal confirmed
>Kolo-Yaya already
Where's ISIS when you need them?
>Kolo chants this early in
>>64595665
>>64595675
>>64595659
Fucking normies
>>64595648
he lost to a good little player
>>64595648
He kept touching and talking to his scorer so presumably he is in his caravan right now touching him
>>64595688
Does this actually mean anything or is it just noise?
>>64595653
He dropped a steak and kidney pie on them
>>64595688
>Where's ISIS when you need them?
Upstairs in Bazza's office negotiating the terms for the Caliphate Darts Masters 2016
>>64595703
its a meme
>>64595700
ayyy
>>64595703
Means absolutely nothing in darts. Just a bunch of cunts who lack imagination.
>muh eye of the tiger
>>64595674
I like how he is eager to continue plodding on playing worse and worse and worse darts letting people laugh at him. Long may it continue
Based Barney
DAT BULL!
GO BARNEY!
THAT FUCKING 121 ON THE BULL
B A R N E Y
A
R
N
E
Y
>>64590967
Van Gerwen and Klaassen when they started out...
BAM
BREAK
BARNEY'S STILL IN RAPE MODE
MARS BARS FOR EVERYONE
>lard lad D19 D20 meme shot
FUCK
YOU
Fucking Blubber.
Damn that was clutch
>D19 - D20
Ok that was neat from the Lard lad
S U I C I D E W A T C H
smith looks hilarious
ughh i can see blubber's tits wobbling everytime he throws
Barney please
doh
Barney why
Its ogre:)
[mild concern]
>>64595820
oh god, i can't unsee it
>game on: the sound of darts ad
>while stocks last
kek
What other matches will be on tonight?
Need to know if it'll be worth it to go downstairs and watch it but get yelled at when my parents wake up.
I always looked down upon darts but Wright And Chiz was hype. Darts seems pretty decent to watch in general.
>go for bull
>get nearer the t20
>barney
I really don't like to say it, but Blubber plays a championship caliber tournament. I just hope he will have another mental collapse soon, otherwise the unthinkable could really happen.
>>64595891
lewis wright only
>>64595891
Are you 12?
>>64595891
lewis vs. wright
>>64595902
>you now remember Jeffrey de Zwaan having the darts to knock him out
>he choked like a true Dutchman and started off with 29
Thanks, Nigger Cobra.
>barney lost a set to this fat kid
Disgusting
>>64595891
Read the fucking OP. I'm sorry, but are you retarded?
>>64595897
You can also very easily play it at home
>>64595910
22.
I have a profession but >leaving your parents house
normies pls leave
[rocket ronnie klaxon]
Ronnie to Arsenal confirmed
>>64595904
>>64595914
Cheers boys
>>64595936
>reading the thread when I can just ask you guys
>lard lad break
[insulin deteriorates]
>>64595897
Its like any game/sport, you get shit games and you get half decent ones, then you get amazing pant wetters that have you screaming at the telly. The World Championships usually throw up 1 or 2 really good games. And set play which they do here usually makes for more exciting games, imo.
>>64595955
>>64595958
Do you think Ronnie O'Sullivan owns a dart board?
>>64595902
>>64595928
>the arrow gods gave all of their power to klassen, leaving none to stop blubber
Incoming white wash
>THAT ENTIRE VISIT
FUCKING CHOKING BASTARD
Dayum, Smith is really quite good, never heard of him before tonight
>those attempts at D12
BRAVO BARNEY
ffs barney
Oh good, classic Barney.
At least Blubber Boy is showing some emotion for once.
Wtf Barneh
Oh God. Barney's fucked it
Barney's curse! It has returned!
>>64595989
Probably loves playing a few legs with his dad when he's not busy stabbing black guys to death
>>64596028
>never heard of him before tonight
>beat Taylel two years ago at the WDC
wut?
Barney is finished, isn't he
*headshaking intensifies*
How do we keep shitskins out of darts?
>Headshaking.
It's over.
i think the brutal vocal ref lives in a tank filled with coffee and cigarette ashes.
like he literally hibernates or whatever in that goo until he's called for duty.
>>64596061
>Beating Taylel
>An achievement
>>64596050
Yeah
C'mon Barney, take out Thumb Boy!
Fucking hell
>>64595989
of course he does
>>64596113
that was peak taylel
>2-0
Thanks a fucking lot, Raymond.
Fuckin blubber boy
>>64596113
>b-but Stevie G looks up to him
Chill out guys, Barney still has this
This is either going to be the match of the tournament or RvB is toast.
If he ever learnt consistency he'd be going for his 12th title.
well then...
How do you think MvG feels now?
he will still win
That feel when we will have to rely on the most unreliable players ever (Clown or Snackpot) to prevent Blubber to go to the final.
>>64596203
lyl
>>64596113
Back then it still was.
>>64596206
Probably on his fifth tin of paint of the evening already
Calm down, he was behind against MVG too
>>64596206
He probably feels the same as how he looks like
>>64596243
Autistic?
>>64596232
>Simon Whitlock prepares for his next match.png
>>64596206
Like this.
Fucking embarrassment of a performance from Raymond.
>>64596101
lel.
>>64596203
it's just a little wet
Well, this looks like a write-off, bets who's gonna win Clown vs Snackpot?
>>64596206
He's probably had three tins of Leyland Paint's finest for his tea, so quite full I'd imagine
>>64596269
>Simon Whitlock at any given moment.png
List of cuntish things about Michael Smith:
-His hair
-His tattoos
-He wears grey trousers
-Those fucking wristbands
-Making the 'heart' sign with his hands
-The natural wobble of his face
-He is probably going to beat Barney
-His nickname is 'Bully'
-He is a fat cunt
It's over.
>>64596309
I think this is a 50:50 game. Still, who /snackpot/ here?
>>64596346
It was inevitable.
Barney has done this so many times in recent years it's predictable.
>Barney
For fucks sake you diabetic sack of shit
Cant really begrudge lard lad coasting through in this form, fucking deadly atm (as he throws in a 43)
fucking lard lad, stop it
barney wtf
FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER FUCKING BLUBBER
Welp i d-dont like darts anyway
Alright fuck it, Lard Lad deserves this.
>>64596357
His reactions are shit when he wins a set or something are terrible as well
>tfw Blubber will win the wc
>>64596357
>Blubber Bore
>>64596357
Please add to and update where necessary.
the fuck is this fat blob of lard doing?
how is this possible?
I will be visibly upset if Diabeetus ends up lifting the trophy.
Time to shit the bed
AND HERE WE GO
Raymundo turning on the heat
BARNEY ARMY
COMEBACK IS ON
Here we fucking go.
BIG FINISH
I
G
FINISH
I
N
I
S
H
is this the twist?
>blubber throwing shite noe
![fatfeminist2-e1432345833478-640x480[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rA98Nrn.jpg "fatfeminist2-e1432345833478-640x480[1]")
>2016
>Fat shaming
Fucking shitlords
>>64596443
Cooking up some bangers and shoving 'em down smith's throat
YES
HERE WE GO
he's only one set down against throw anyway
>get broken
>immediately start throwing turds
>throw a dart so bad it bounces off the 12/5 wire
holy fuck what
>Barney channelling Autism's death glare
dis gon b gud
Perhaps lard lad also has diabetes.
Fuck.. I love watching darts with a newyears eve hangover.. So comfy.. Its starting to become a dutch tradition
Barney will go up to 105 avg and blubber will go down to 95 and lose.
Channel for opa
So is Gando a lock for the final again?
>103 average
>behind in sets 3 to 1
>>64596467
Michael Smith would make the edgiest Tumblrlord hambeast hit the treadmill and cut white flour out of their diet.
>>64596499
Smith is just getting bored playing a bdo jobber
Dare I say...comeback?
>>64596538
He has to take the next set.
If he fails there, it's over and we now have to rely on Adrian "Inconsistency" Lewis to prevent one of the most unwatchable semi finals ever.
I'm watching Lakeside tomorrow if the fucking Clown gets through.
i want to believe
\o/ Let's all give our power to Barney, he can't lose to Blubber, it's just... wrong!
>>64596526
Yes, pretty much.
>>64596206
Euphoric
>>64596279
>filename
made me chuckle
>>64596594
\o/
>that death stare
ruddy hell
>>64596357
he spends a ridiculous amount of money feeding his dog
https://twitter.com/JoeStephenson96/status/683021259135954944
BUBBLER CHOKING
>>64596594
\o/
YEEEEEES
>THROW 2 180s
>LOSE THE LEG
>LARD LAD
IT'S
HAPPENING
Is it happening?
Choke festival all of a sudden.
>>64596594
\o/
Fuck me Lard Lad has the mental strength of a fucking jellyfish.
The Barnmeister got this guys. No worries
FUCKING LARD
>>64596687
Or as it's also known, Paul Nicholson.
>>64596625
That's pretty cool though.
This fat bastard's RATTLED
>trying to put barney off
>>64596687
probably the density/consistency of one too
>>64595986
>Huntelaat
TELL ME ABOUT THE 121
WHY DOES RAYMOND ALWAYS HIT IT?
B A R N E Y
A
R
N
E
Y
SCHEUNENFELD
IT'S ON BOYS
DAT 121
FUCKIN BARNEY AND HIS 121
OH SHIT ITS ON NOW
new thread?
New thread when?
COMEBACK NOW
Huntelaar around to sign?
Oh shit son, it's HAPPENING
BASED BARNEY
We doing this friends
\o/
yeah new thread please
\o/ Yeess, Barney \o/
>>64596789
Some diabetis superpower? Honestly, I don't care, as long as he fucks up Blubber with it.
1 2 1
2
1
IT'S ON, BITCHES
dat 121, the comeback is on lads
BASED BARNEY
DAT TURMOIL
DAT BLUBBERBOY COLLASPE
too bad barney will give it all away now, that's the BARNEY WAY
Blubberboy losing his head
>>64596594
\o/
I left to walk the dog before the start and came back it was 3 zip to blub.
Since I've sat down to watch the come back is on, guess I'm stuck here now
Go Barns!
Nice 3-0 lead you have there, fatso. Would be a shame if something happened to it. Like, losing two sets in a row or something.
wat een kankerlul is die smith kan er echt geen tyfus van
>>64596802
>>64596808
>>64596821
Why?There are threads on page 10 which have been dead for 12 hours
Barney is starting to throw like he needs prizemoney for a new hairtransplant
>>64596897
RIP /sp/
It just keeps happening
>121 EVERY TIME
I TOLD YOU BLUBBERBOY. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE 121
OPA
P
A
>25
OUTBLUBBERED
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