Adelaide Strikers vs Sydney Sixers
Sri Lanka beat New Zealand by 8 wickets
England beat South Africa by 241 runs
Australia Vs West Indies 3rd Test starts on the 3rd
>>64567686
Shit thread you autist
thread counter on pooicide
ellyse a best
have the normans left yet?
>>64567764
better than Holly for a change
marry 1
kill 2
fuck 3
>>64567816
homewrecker
>Poo Peeland
Just watched <10 mins of wbbl match
fucking awful
who /watching the new Will Smith movie/ here?
>>64567892
kys
>>64567896
This in an old pic. Holly isn't even there
>>64567875
>turn it on
>chest high full-toss (not called no-ball btw)
>hit straight to fielder in "deep"
>gets dropped and knocked over the rope for 4
>>64567892
I'm downloading Blended starring Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore and Dale Steyn
Who here wants to /rape/ ?
>>>64567638
They'll still be here on their smartphones to remind us what a good time they're having pal.
>Meg Lanning decides she wants to raise a family of cricket GOATs with YOU
>you're stuck with her apelike looks for the rest of your life
would it be worth it lads?
>>64567896
>>64567978
>implying the genetics of /cric/ posters would produce GOATs instead of prevent it
>>64567978
Is that a glass eye?
How are they meant to catch the ball with such small hands?
hello im from reddit
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Australians are so adept at bashing women and eating chicken that they literally have a league for it
Are they getting good crowds for the WBBL in Brisbane?
I'm wondering if I could sit in an empty part of the grandstand at the Gabba and fap to Holly in person.
>>64568106
hello reddit
GODDESS HOLLY
Happy new year to all my based and elite /nrl/ bros
>>64568138
>Are they getting good crowds for the WBBL in Brisbane?
No the grounds are empty during the womyns games
you could basically get your own stand if you went
will handsome muscular daniel be going out tonight lads?
>>64568291
Reckon I could get close enough to spray her when she goes out to bat?
Had a change of heart.
I'm tired of fucking random women, it's led to nothing but heartache and misery in my life. I mean do I really want to spend tonight listening to some kraut bitch blab on about how amazing this place is just so I can tick her off my list? She's "literally" no one special like my gf is. I could go on porn right now and just fap away the sexual frustration, and of course it wouldn't be the same but a hell of a lot less effort and I'd probably feel better about myself after.
No fuck this shit, I'm spending tonight smoking spliffs, writing my novel and tuning into the big pleb shit once in a while.
>>64568322
Can you please post some excerpts from your novel?
>>64568322
based Reality Christ
but really you need to get over this Russian slag. Sounds more like it is the whole abortion thing starting to hit you hard. You seemed to brush that off like it was nothing, when really it was quite a big thing.
I dont even care that i'm staying in tonight browsing /sp/, new years is for normies.
>>64568369
If you truly didn't care you wouldn't have made this post. Step up your game
>>64568369
>get a clock
>get a picture of Holly
>cum to her at exactly 12 and take a pic
>tweet it to her showing her how you spent your new year
>>64568362
She didn't abort my girl, it was the Moluccan Islamic slut who did.
last digit is how many minutes until I start drinking
>there's always a tripfaggot who has to make the conversation about himself
have the normies left?
lads should I have pizza for dinner with my brother or get fast food when i'm out drinking?
>>64568521
think so mate. I'm ready for a night of BBL alone
Anybody watched the video of Tim "Dally M ROTY" Smith and Kevin "Better than Glen Fiisiahi" Locke after they crashed coach Brian "Relaxed" Smith's car after a few cheeky ones at Wakefield lighty?
>>64568596
Shiggies detected
This thread is starting to get really depressing now
I wish I had a dart
>>64568740
Whats a dart?
>>64568740
>I wish I had a dart
I wish I had Holly tied up in my shed
What's the plan for 2016, lads?
After unsuccessfully pursuing neetdom in 2015 i will be back into full time work next month and hope to get my own place shortly thereafter
>spending new year's eve in a cricket thread on a chink cartoon image board
doesn't really get more pathetic than this
>>64568803
>What's the plan for 2016, lads?
see
>>64568768
>>64568803
Going to see the newly reunited Guns N Roses (iv'e been waiting all my life) then ill off myself
>>64568813
Not as bad as losing two wars.
at least being alone for new years is less depressing than the time I went to my friends house and just watched him play far cry for 4 hours while drinking west end
>>64568765
cig m8
>>64568803
Can I move in lad?
>>64568813
/bundes/ our old friend.
>>64568803
>plan
shit nigga I hardly plan an hour ahead
Is your New Years more pathetic than this /cric/?
>>64568870
based Goosey
>>64568847
As long as you don't mind sharing with my wife's kid
Pizza shapes are the worst shapes
>>64568906
Depends if the kids been groomed yet.
based ms dos
>>64568946
>ms dos
>not Miss Dhoni
>>64568963
>ms dos
>Miss Dhoni
>not Mega Soft Dohnut
>>64568297
might go down to the wharf for some fireworks but otherwise no; i'm in the middle of fucking nowhere right now
Since RC didnt get an invite to a NYE party, how is he going to commit pooicide?
.@StrikersBBL XI: Ludeman, Simmons, Jayawardena, Head, Hodge (c), Ross, Kingston, Rashid, Richardson, Laughlin, Holland #BBL05
.@SixersBBL XI: Haddin, Lumb, Maddinson (c), Cowan, Silk, Abbott, Carters, Botha, Dwarshuis, Bird, Bollinger #BBL05
Based Cowman is in
>tfw someone other than you gets to fuck Holly
Why even live?
>>64569069
and its this fucking guy
Knights win da hip in 2016
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64569092
He looks like the kinda guy who wouldn't even fuck her in the ass if she asked "because that's disgusting"
>>64569024
Isn't Kingston an /afl/ player?
Heading to the glory hole tonight.
>>64569174
you in the /gong/?
has /cric/ decided on the DRS OFFICIAL theme song yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdkVsnZk2MI
Is Morgan's flick pass THE defining sporting moment of 2015? Perhaps Butler's INT but that's all I can see rivaling it
>>64569214
Paki or Indian?
>>64569241
>he thinks I'm a shitskin
I wonder if Holly has ever had her asshole licked
>>64568924
That would be Savoury flavoured. aka Nothing flavoured.
>>64569214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
>>64569294
Lol pleb, savoury are the best
>>64569302
This is the only one that has resonated with me tbqh
>>64569236
It would have been if JT kicked the fucking goal
Lets all make a resolution to not be in this exact same place next new years
Don't really see the appeal of going to the city for new years eve, it's just too crowded. I'm happy to stay home and drink alone while watching bbl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HSAgOks_wk
I love being white
>>64569307
I just realised my sub isn't setup for Nu-metal, but at least I've got a playlist for tonight.
>>64569325
Why is it impossible to watch the match whilst having a few coldies, then head out? The night literally doesn't peak until midnight by definition.
>>64569236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6U5mpuNZu8
I know I'm biased, but for me nothing goes past Heath Hocking's winning goal in round 23 against Collingwood.
Out for the whole year where the club was getting shat on by the media, he came back and played with such passion and intensity that inspired me to believe he could end up becoming one of the Essendon greats.
>>64569315
nah I'm right lad
>>64569236
ben hunt dropping the ball
why do BBL umpires look like security guards?
Daily reminder that BBL is unironically more interesting than our shitty test series this summer
>>64569236
Shaun Marsh's career saving 180 at Bellerieve
>>64569335
I'd already forgotten about this, thanks man
How do you think >we will fare next year?
>>64568820
are they coming to australia?
>>64569376
Assuming no injuries, top 5, easily.
We still have a comparatively shit draw to go through, so wouldn't be surprised if we drop out of the 8 if several key players go missing.
>>64568870
>covering up your 2nd chin and neckbeard with a whole box of ice creams that you're about to demolish by yourself on NYE
I hope MWNN doesn't make it through 2016
>>64569382
Im hoping so, id imagine a world tour soon
>>64569403
Admit it anon, you wish you could have a gay time with him
>>64568820
kek, have fun
https://youtu.be/J2NSK1EoC7Y
>>64568820
I heard Axl can't sing for shit anymore
I wonder how many of the WBBL girls wear g-strings during the game
>sluts
Fucking hell
>>64568820
Keep yelling out for them to play "One in a million"
>>64569396
Holy fuck this delusion, you wont even have a team when the anti-doping results come out
I am a proud New South Welshman
>>64569433
Maybe was meant to tweet Cosby
>>64569433
White knight much?
>>64569447
Don't announce your state for no reason. It screams insecurity. You don't want to act like a Queenslander.
>>64569426
Probably a lot of them. Thongs and g-strings are more comfortable when playing sports apparently.
Holly probably wears crotchless.
>>64569419
>>64569424
I'm a huge fan. I have extensively followed every tour and listened to every show 500+. I know how he sounds during years, months, tours and individual shows. He can still sing fine when he wants to. Sometimes he just doesn't care. The last leg of the 2014 tour was great
dubs and the next poster has to fap to shane watson body pics
>>64569433
execute all Muslims 2bh
>>64569462
Could you imagine how amazing they smell after a game?
>>64569446
The only delusional cuck here is you mate. I would hate to be manipulated as hardly as you have been by the media.
>>64569396
who's your tip for the premiers hip Reality Christ
>>64569458
I am proud because we are the first and only relevant state.
Come on you fucking pinks!
>>64569450
tribe has spoken m8
>>64569471
I love how the Indians on this website have worked out that 4chan hates Muslims even more than 4chan hates Indians.
>>64569477
Depends if you enjoy the strong smell of musky piss and sweat...
>>64569478
I would hate to be so ignorant and blind that I can't see how disgusting my own club is, like you. Mate.
>>64569452
he L I T E R A L L Y tweets multiple times per day @ girls about how they "rock" or how "rad" they are
>>64569489
>implying that 4chan doesn't hate Australians more than Muslims and Indian combined
>>64569494
I can only get so erect mate
>can't even watch this live on ten play
what a fucking useless format ten play is
>>64569494
Don't forget the smell of skin delicately chafed from their asshole.
Throwback to when MWNN got a reality check
>>64569503
4chan loves Australians. That's how banter works.
>>64569524
>being deluded
>>64569512
>tfw you get so erect that it hurts and you're scared that the skin is going to break
downed 2 scotches and now I feel less depressed about tonight
NYE dinner.
3 large pizzas and 3 sides for 33$ delivered.
Gonna be a sad night, bros.
But NYE always is.
Why the fuck would they send the Sixers in?
>>64569479
Honestly I can't see anyone beating Fremantle in the GF.
>>64569496
>yuh club is so fugin dithgusthing x( x(
back to bigfooty you go
>bowling first
Who here home alone tonight and not going out?
>>64569555
Mimicry is such a petty form of response, I honestly expected better from you.
>>64569542
that's the spirit lad
>>64569446
>>64569555
good choice desu senpai, I just hope >we don't choke again like in '13.
based and handsome Bennell on Brownlow watch
it's 7;30 in Sydney.
why are all you nerds posting in this shit hole on NYE instead of out chasing pussy
>>64569567
I gave it the response your post deserved, kid.
>>64569261
Every one in this thread is a curry m8.
>>64569546
Enjoy that pizza. Nowhere else to go but up in 2016.
>>64569563
>not going out for pizza
pleb
>inb4 delivery
enjoy your cold soggy shit pizza some indian sat in his car for 30 minutes while he chatted to 15 other indians at 7/11
>>64569579
I don't like going outside, and i have onset schizophrenia. It wouldn't be wise of me to head out
>>64569579
Come to Maluku, I have a 8/10 german who wants Australian cock.
>>64569550
If they were people who made smart choices, they wouldn't be living in Adelaide
MMM BOYSS
>>64569592
I was thinking of menulogging something
>>64569579
Because I don't live in an Islamic shithole, and pubs are actually open late here on NYE
>>64569579
didn't get invited out desu, probably because I haven't been on normiebook for a while
>>64569481
This dude is rocking an average of about 30 tweets a day. That's literally insanity on Clem Ford levels.
>>64569579
>chasing pussy
How fucking beta
>letting women have power over your life
>>64569279
Holly is a virgin m8, she won't do such degenerate shit.
>>64569589
Could always go further down
>Cowman slog-sweeping sixes
wew
>>64569614
Just go to a fucking pub dude, it's nye
>>64569615
>>64569622
Holly would probably fuck you
>>64569627
if you go to a pub alone everyone notices and blokes are just looking for a reason to knock you out
>>64569546
remember to turn on some music and a youtube clip of background chatter for when they turn up.
>We'll have a bowl thanks (???)
>>64569601
I've never been less hyped for a batman movie
ALEX BASED
>>64569641
Just act as if you're with people, but you've just gone out for a smoke. Also smoke, because it's one night. Then ask a smoking chick if you can borrow a light, how's your night been, I'm anon, bla bla bla, how about a gobby in the disabled?
>>64569647
My mum is in the front yard gardening and will probably sign for it and bring it in.
>you will never work at Sterling Cooper
I know it's all glamourised but still
>>64569664
that's easier said than done la
>was going to have quiet drinks and play some PS3 with some m8s
>got cancelled and they're probably going to do that by themselves at home
>m8 invited me to his place but now says he's got a qt coming around
>autistic retard brother of one of my friends has been hassling me for a month about organising something with him - been ignoring him
>gf is going to some club
>just going to sit at home and do nothing all night
>It's a speakeasy themed NYE party
>>64569654
You can't remember the late 90s?
YEEEEAAAH BUDDDYDYY
CARN THE FUCKIN STROIKERS
>>64569674
I know, but your odds on NYE are higher than they're gonna be any other day of the year except maybe a wedding. So even if you're shit at picking up, you'll have a 2 or 3% chance when ever other night you're less than 1%
>>64569687
why arent you at the goime?
Id go if I was in Badelaide
>first ball
>reverse sweep
Have memes gone too far?
this thread is comfy since the normans have gone out.
>>64569679
I was 7 or 8 when Forever came out and I loved it
>>64569696
No, he didn't meme hard enough.
What do female cricketers wear to protect their groin?
>>64569713
Vibrating panties
any new year resolutions you have got anons?
gonna open a bottle of kraken rum and watch U2 live from paris.
>>64569597
Does Maluku even have internet m8?
locals i've spoke to says it doesn't
>>64569722
To have Holly see my dick
>>64569722
thinking I might off myself.
>>64569722
Get a full-time job
>>64569726
I'm going to watch Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
>>64569677
>gf is going to some club without you
enjoy being cucked at midnight lad
>>64569722
Going to put my neck across train tracks and wait
>>64569727
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64569726
>>64569740
Nice taste. I'm going to watch Big Bang Theory reruns.
>>64569722
1920x1080
>>64569726
Same here lad, i hope they don't pump it full of ads
>>64569695
sold out, I was thinking about it, but then I remembered I don't like crowds of deadshit bogans and out of control children.
Do any Asian Aussies like cricket? I'm mean Asians like the new moot, not Indians or Pakistans
>>64569751
I would advise you all to do a quick google search on internet in Maluku and judge for yourselves whether you think it's realistic someone could shitpost everyday from there
>>64569722
Do more with my money
inb4 recession next year
Who here /fappingtohollyatmidnight/ ?
>>64569744
I have an asian girlfriend so I don't have to worry about that sort of thing
>>64569752
Thanks m8. I'm preparing myself for the new Star Wars.
>>64569726
Someone make a wavelength room or plug.dj to listen to music together. We might feel a little less lonely.
>>64569773
out of every piece of rubbish he's dribbled on here, the probability of proper Internet is what has clued you onto the fact it might all be bullshit?
>>64569726
I enjoy Captain Morgan "rum" with Pepsi Max
>>64569783
>freckles
D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>64569794
when he said he slept with miranda kerr i started to get suspicious ;)
>>64567960
I'm having a good time
Posted from my Ipod
>>64569807
KEK
he didnt actually say this did he?
>convict literally spends a portion of his dole on uk, american, new zealand and indonesian proxies.
that's literally about $200 a month just to shitpost
>>64569784
>asian gf
m8 they are the filthiest of the lot, absolute cockmongrels
haha Howie being a red-pilled cuck killer
>>64569818
Remember when he also tried to claim he was fucking a pair of sisters competing on my kitchen rules?
top comedy
>>64569807
Do you honestly believe you can't get internet access in the Mollucan islands?
PLEB ALERT
Where were you an hour and 17 minutes ago when ManWithNoName blew out the South African Cricket Association's racial quota detractors on BigFooty?
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/are-south-african-racial-quotas-hurting-the-game.1120415/page-7#post-42471354
>>64569806
I thought I was the only one who hated freckles
They look like a fucking pox.
>>64569851
I like them but she has too many and they don't suit her
>>64569825
My gf is pure, incredibly cute and entirely dedicated to me.
>literally marrying someone who isn't a virgin
putrid
>>64569825
>YUH FILTHY ASIANS LOOOOOL
Honestly some Asian girls are the purest of the lot. I love the feeling of soft smooth Chinese skin around my arms as I'm pounding away at her.
>>64569559
>>64569653
>City of Casualaide
A HUSSEY SPECIAL
convict should post with his trip at the same time as reality check :)
summer when
>>64569845
I'm sure you absolutely can in some specific spots, but there is no way you are sitting in your own room posting this shit everyday.
So unless you go to a wifi hotspot to huddle over in the heat every time you want to post lies on the internet or to a shitty net cafe hut (if you actually do then that'd be a top kek)
>>64569859
If she's FOB you've got half a chance, if they're whitewashed, you're screwed
>>64569869
A lot of FOB girls are quite nice, I agree. Australianised whitewashed Asian girls are total trollops though.
>>64569843
I only fucked Helena. I never claimed to have fucked Miranda Kerr I don't know where you're pulling that bullshit from, and honestly it wouldn't be a big achievement if I had anyway.
>>64569886
get fucked
>>64569882
>giving tripfags the attention they crave
kill yourself
>Letting Ratshit get 3 wickets.
Sixers are fucking woeful.
>>64569890
Do you have any idea how much money I have idiot? I'm not just sitting in some filthy kos like a degenerate piece of shit. I'm sure you think hotels are the only places that have wifi because you don't even know how to ask to buy pulsa.
>>64569917
I bet you're a navy seal too
>>64569893
Born in Asia and raised by hardworking Christian parents until the age of 16.
Also, I live in SE Melbourne and I've grown to absolutely fucking despise gooks - especially baby formula buying FOBs.
I don't know why I'm attracted to some of their girls.
Did Botha get the Adam Goodes special when he came out? Turncoat fuck.
>>64569931
Because they are objectively attractive you fucking idiot. You can't deny your sexual impulses no matter how much social conditioning you've had, unless you're autistic of course.
Dan Christian is literally part aboriginal
>>64569931
Perhaps it's simply that they display femininity, something many white Aussie girls lack.
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
AWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64569954
They're physically attractive but they have so many turn-offs.
They walk like retards - shuffling their feet and flopping around like retards.
They're clumsy.
They often have shitty dental hygiene.
They can't drive.
They're ruled by their parents.
They have no spatial awareness or awareness in general.
The list goes on desu.
>>64569940
>caring about loyalty in the fucking big bash
>>64569954
>gooks
>attractive
yeah work mate you've been spending to much time in ketutistan
>>64569975
awww youse blokes
>>64569995
fairweather faggot kek
AWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
funny thing, there's been at least half a dozen perfectly normal people on my normiebook posting smugly about how they're staying home alone doing shit all. We've been ahead of the curb this whole time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qmjrxqJ8pA
think they fucked afterward?
>>64570006
>we
>>64569783
how have they had 163 female test cricketers when the blokes are only at 450 odd
>>64570014
You should know how to properly use the meme by now Daniel.
hodge is a fucking fat cunt
