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Adelaide Strikers vs Sydney Sixers
Sri Lanka beat New Zealand by 8 wickets
England beat South Africa by 241 runs
Australia Vs West Indies 3rd Test starts on the 3rd
>>64567686
Shit thread you autist
thread counter on pooicide
ellyse a best
have the normans left yet?
>>64567764
better than Holly for a change
marry 1
kill 2
fuck 3
>>64567816
homewrecker
>Poo Peeland
Just watched <10 mins of wbbl match
fucking awful
who /watching the new Will Smith movie/ here?
>>64567892
kys
>>64567896
This in an old pic. Holly isn't even there
>>64567875
>turn it on
>chest high full-toss (not called no-ball btw)
>hit straight to fielder in "deep"
>gets dropped and knocked over the rope for 4
>>64567892
I'm downloading Blended starring Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore and Dale Steyn
Who here wants to /rape/ ?
>>>64567638
They'll still be here on their smartphones to remind us what a good time they're having pal.
>Meg Lanning decides she wants to raise a family of cricket GOATs with YOU
>you're stuck with her apelike looks for the rest of your life
would it be worth it lads?
>>64567896
>>64567978
>implying the genetics of /cric/ posters would produce GOATs instead of prevent it
>>64567978
Is that a glass eye?
How are they meant to catch the ball with such small hands?
hello im from reddit
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Australians are so adept at bashing women and eating chicken that they literally have a league for it
Are they getting good crowds for the WBBL in Brisbane?
I'm wondering if I could sit in an empty part of the grandstand at the Gabba and fap to Holly in person.
>>64568106
hello reddit
GODDESS HOLLY
Happy new year to all my based and elite /nrl/ bros
>>64568138
>Are they getting good crowds for the WBBL in Brisbane?
No the grounds are empty during the womyns games
you could basically get your own stand if you went
will handsome muscular daniel be going out tonight lads?
>>64568291
Reckon I could get close enough to spray her when she goes out to bat?
Had a change of heart.
I'm tired of fucking random women, it's led to nothing but heartache and misery in my life. I mean do I really want to spend tonight listening to some kraut bitch blab on about how amazing this place is just so I can tick her off my list? She's "literally" no one special like my gf is. I could go on porn right now and just fap away the sexual frustration, and of course it wouldn't be the same but a hell of a lot less effort and I'd probably feel better about myself after.
No fuck this shit, I'm spending tonight smoking spliffs, writing my novel and tuning into the big pleb shit once in a while.
>>64568322
Can you please post some excerpts from your novel?
>>64568322
based Reality Christ
but really you need to get over this Russian slag. Sounds more like it is the whole abortion thing starting to hit you hard. You seemed to brush that off like it was nothing, when really it was quite a big thing.
I dont even care that i'm staying in tonight browsing /sp/, new years is for normies.
>>64568369
If you truly didn't care you wouldn't have made this post. Step up your game
>>64568369
>get a clock
>get a picture of Holly
>cum to her at exactly 12 and take a pic
>tweet it to her showing her how you spent your new year
>>64568362
She didn't abort my girl, it was the Moluccan Islamic slut who did.
last digit is how many minutes until I start drinking
>there's always a tripfaggot who has to make the conversation about himself
have the normies left?
lads should I have pizza for dinner with my brother or get fast food when i'm out drinking?
>>64568521
think so mate. I'm ready for a night of BBL alone
Anybody watched the video of Tim "Dally M ROTY" Smith and Kevin "Better than Glen Fiisiahi" Locke after they crashed coach Brian "Relaxed" Smith's car after a few cheeky ones at Wakefield lighty?
>>64568596
Shiggies detected
This thread is starting to get really depressing now
I wish I had a dart
>>64568740
Whats a dart?
>>64568740
>I wish I had a dart
I wish I had Holly tied up in my shed
What's the plan for 2016, lads?
After unsuccessfully pursuing neetdom in 2015 i will be back into full time work next month and hope to get my own place shortly thereafter
>spending new year's eve in a cricket thread on a chink cartoon image board
doesn't really get more pathetic than this
>>64568803
>What's the plan for 2016, lads?
see
>>64568768
>>64568803
Going to see the newly reunited Guns N Roses (iv'e been waiting all my life) then ill off myself
>>64568813
Not as bad as losing two wars.
at least being alone for new years is less depressing than the time I went to my friends house and just watched him play far cry for 4 hours while drinking west end
>>64568765
cig m8
>>64568803
Can I move in lad?
>>64568813
/bundes/ our old friend.
>>64568803
>plan
shit nigga I hardly plan an hour ahead
Is your New Years more pathetic than this /cric/?
>>64568870
based Goosey
>>64568847
As long as you don't mind sharing with my wife's kid
Pizza shapes are the worst shapes
>>64568906
Depends if the kids been groomed yet.
based ms dos
>>64568946
>ms dos
>not Miss Dhoni
>>64568963
>ms dos
>Miss Dhoni
>not Mega Soft Dohnut
>>64568297
might go down to the wharf for some fireworks but otherwise no; i'm in the middle of fucking nowhere right now
Since RC didnt get an invite to a NYE party, how is he going to commit pooicide?
.@StrikersBBL XI: Ludeman, Simmons, Jayawardena, Head, Hodge (c), Ross, Kingston, Rashid, Richardson, Laughlin, Holland #BBL05
.@SixersBBL XI: Haddin, Lumb, Maddinson (c), Cowan, Silk, Abbott, Carters, Botha, Dwarshuis, Bird, Bollinger #BBL05
Based Cowman is in
>tfw someone other than you gets to fuck Holly
Why even live?
>>64569069
and its this fucking guy
Knights win da hip in 2016
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64569092
He looks like the kinda guy who wouldn't even fuck her in the ass if she asked "because that's disgusting"
>>64569024
Isn't Kingston an /afl/ player?
Heading to the glory hole tonight.
>>64569174
you in the /gong/?
has /cric/ decided on the DRS OFFICIAL theme song yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdkVsnZk2MI
Is Morgan's flick pass THE defining sporting moment of 2015? Perhaps Butler's INT but that's all I can see rivaling it
>>64569214
Paki or Indian?
>>64569241
>he thinks I'm a shitskin
I wonder if Holly has ever had her asshole licked
>>64568924
That would be Savoury flavoured. aka Nothing flavoured.
>>64569214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
>>64569294
Lol pleb, savoury are the best
>>64569302
This is the only one that has resonated with me tbqh
>>64569236
It would have been if JT kicked the fucking goal
Lets all make a resolution to not be in this exact same place next new years
Don't really see the appeal of going to the city for new years eve, it's just too crowded. I'm happy to stay home and drink alone while watching bbl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HSAgOks_wk
I love being white
>>64569307
I just realised my sub isn't setup for Nu-metal, but at least I've got a playlist for tonight.
>>64569325
Why is it impossible to watch the match whilst having a few coldies, then head out? The night literally doesn't peak until midnight by definition.
>>64569236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6U5mpuNZu8
I know I'm biased, but for me nothing goes past Heath Hocking's winning goal in round 23 against Collingwood.
Out for the whole year where the club was getting shat on by the media, he came back and played with such passion and intensity that inspired me to believe he could end up becoming one of the Essendon greats.
>>64569315
nah I'm right lad
>>64569236
ben hunt dropping the ball
why do BBL umpires look like security guards?
Daily reminder that BBL is unironically more interesting than our shitty test series this summer
>>64569236
Shaun Marsh's career saving 180 at Bellerieve
>>64569335
I'd already forgotten about this, thanks man
How do you think >we will fare next year?
>>64568820
are they coming to australia?
>>64569376
Assuming no injuries, top 5, easily.
We still have a comparatively shit draw to go through, so wouldn't be surprised if we drop out of the 8 if several key players go missing.
>>64568870
>covering up your 2nd chin and neckbeard with a whole box of ice creams that you're about to demolish by yourself on NYE
I hope MWNN doesn't make it through 2016
>>64569382
Im hoping so, id imagine a world tour soon
>>64569403
Admit it anon, you wish you could have a gay time with him
>>64568820
kek, have fun
https://youtu.be/J2NSK1EoC7Y
>>64568820
I heard Axl can't sing for shit anymore
I wonder how many of the WBBL girls wear g-strings during the game
>sluts
Fucking hell
>>64568820
Keep yelling out for them to play "One in a million"
>>64569396
Holy fuck this delusion, you wont even have a team when the anti-doping results come out
I am a proud New South Welshman
>>64569433
Maybe was meant to tweet Cosby
>>64569433
White knight much?
>>64569447
Don't announce your state for no reason. It screams insecurity. You don't want to act like a Queenslander.
>>64569426
Probably a lot of them. Thongs and g-strings are more comfortable when playing sports apparently.
Holly probably wears crotchless.
>>64569419
>>64569424
I'm a huge fan. I have extensively followed every tour and listened to every show 500+. I know how he sounds during years, months, tours and individual shows. He can still sing fine when he wants to. Sometimes he just doesn't care. The last leg of the 2014 tour was great
dubs and the next poster has to fap to shane watson body pics
>>64569433
execute all Muslims 2bh
>>64569462
Could you imagine how amazing they smell after a game?
>>64569446
The only delusional cuck here is you mate. I would hate to be manipulated as hardly as you have been by the media.
>>64569396
who's your tip for the premiers hip Reality Christ
>>64569458
I am proud because we are the first and only relevant state.
Come on you fucking pinks!
>>64569450
tribe has spoken m8
>>64569471
I love how the Indians on this website have worked out that 4chan hates Muslims even more than 4chan hates Indians.
>>64569477
Depends if you enjoy the strong smell of musky piss and sweat...
>>64569478
I would hate to be so ignorant and blind that I can't see how disgusting my own club is, like you. Mate.
>>64569452
he L I T E R A L L Y tweets multiple times per day @ girls about how they "rock" or how "rad" they are
>>64569489
>implying that 4chan doesn't hate Australians more than Muslims and Indian combined
>>64569494
I can only get so erect mate
>can't even watch this live on ten play
what a fucking useless format ten play is
>>64569494
Don't forget the smell of skin delicately chafed from their asshole.
Throwback to when MWNN got a reality check
>>64569503
4chan loves Australians. That's how banter works.
>>64569524
>being deluded
>>64569512
>tfw you get so erect that it hurts and you're scared that the skin is going to break
downed 2 scotches and now I feel less depressed about tonight
NYE dinner.
3 large pizzas and 3 sides for 33$ delivered.
Gonna be a sad night, bros.
But NYE always is.
Why the fuck would they send the Sixers in?
>>64569479
Honestly I can't see anyone beating Fremantle in the GF.
>>64569496
>yuh club is so fugin dithgusthing x( x(
back to bigfooty you go
>bowling first
Who here home alone tonight and not going out?
>>64569555
Mimicry is such a petty form of response, I honestly expected better from you.
>>64569542
that's the spirit lad
>>64569555
good choice desu senpai, I just hope >we don't choke again like in '13.
based and handsome Bennell on Brownlow watch
it's 7;30 in Sydney.
why are all you nerds posting in this shit hole on NYE instead of out chasing pussy
>>64569567
I gave it the response your post deserved, kid.
>>64569261
Every one in this thread is a curry m8.
>>64569546
Enjoy that pizza. Nowhere else to go but up in 2016.
>>64569563
>not going out for pizza
pleb
>inb4 delivery
enjoy your cold soggy shit pizza some indian sat in his car for 30 minutes while he chatted to 15 other indians at 7/11
>>64569579
I don't like going outside, and i have onset schizophrenia. It wouldn't be wise of me to head out
>>64569579
Come to Maluku, I have a 8/10 german who wants Australian cock.
>>64569550
If they were people who made smart choices, they wouldn't be living in Adelaide
MMM BOYSS
>>64569592
I was thinking of menulogging something
>>64569579
Because I don't live in an Islamic shithole, and pubs are actually open late here on NYE
>>64569579
didn't get invited out desu, probably because I haven't been on normiebook for a while
>>64569481
This dude is rocking an average of about 30 tweets a day. That's literally insanity on Clem Ford levels.
>>64569579
>chasing pussy
How fucking beta
>letting women have power over your life
>>64569279
Holly is a virgin m8, she won't do such degenerate shit.
>>64569589
Could always go further down
>Cowman slog-sweeping sixes
wew
>>64569614
Just go to a fucking pub dude, it's nye
>>64569622
Holly would probably fuck you
>>64569627
if you go to a pub alone everyone notices and blokes are just looking for a reason to knock you out
>>64569546
remember to turn on some music and a youtube clip of background chatter for when they turn up.
>We'll have a bowl thanks (???)
>>64569601
I've never been less hyped for a batman movie
ALEX BASED
>>64569641
Just act as if you're with people, but you've just gone out for a smoke. Also smoke, because it's one night. Then ask a smoking chick if you can borrow a light, how's your night been, I'm anon, bla bla bla, how about a gobby in the disabled?
>>64569647
My mum is in the front yard gardening and will probably sign for it and bring it in.
>you will never work at Sterling Cooper
I know it's all glamourised but still
>>64569664
that's easier said than done la
>was going to have quiet drinks and play some PS3 with some m8s
>got cancelled and they're probably going to do that by themselves at home
>m8 invited me to his place but now says he's got a qt coming around
>autistic retard brother of one of my friends has been hassling me for a month about organising something with him - been ignoring him
>gf is going to some club
>just going to sit at home and do nothing all night
>It's a speakeasy themed NYE party
>>64569654
You can't remember the late 90s?
YEEEEAAAH BUDDDYDYY
CARN THE FUCKIN STROIKERS
>>64569674
I know, but your odds on NYE are higher than they're gonna be any other day of the year except maybe a wedding. So even if you're shit at picking up, you'll have a 2 or 3% chance when ever other night you're less than 1%
>>64569687
why arent you at the goime?
Id go if I was in Badelaide
>first ball
>reverse sweep
Have memes gone too far?
this thread is comfy since the normans have gone out.
>>64569679
I was 7 or 8 when Forever came out and I loved it
>>64569696
No, he didn't meme hard enough.
What do female cricketers wear to protect their groin?
>>64569713
Vibrating panties
any new year resolutions you have got anons?
gonna open a bottle of kraken rum and watch U2 live from paris.
>>64569597
Does Maluku even have internet m8?
locals i've spoke to says it doesn't
>>64569722
To have Holly see my dick
>>64569722
thinking I might off myself.
>>64569722
Get a full-time job
>>64569726
I'm going to watch Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
>>64569677
>gf is going to some club without you
enjoy being cucked at midnight lad
>>64569722
Going to put my neck across train tracks and wait
>>64569727
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64569726
>>64569740
Nice taste. I'm going to watch Big Bang Theory reruns.
>>64569722
1920x1080
>>64569726
Same here lad, i hope they don't pump it full of ads
>>64569695
sold out, I was thinking about it, but then I remembered I don't like crowds of deadshit bogans and out of control children.
Do any Asian Aussies like cricket? I'm mean Asians like the new moot, not Indians or Pakistans
>>64569751
I would advise you all to do a quick google search on internet in Maluku and judge for yourselves whether you think it's realistic someone could shitpost everyday from there
>>64569722
Do more with my money
inb4 recession next year
Who here /fappingtohollyatmidnight/ ?
>>64569744
I have an asian girlfriend so I don't have to worry about that sort of thing
>>64569752
Thanks m8. I'm preparing myself for the new Star Wars.
>>64569726
Someone make a wavelength room or plug.dj to listen to music together. We might feel a little less lonely.
>>64569773
out of every piece of rubbish he's dribbled on here, the probability of proper Internet is what has clued you onto the fact it might all be bullshit?
>>64569726
I enjoy Captain Morgan "rum" with Pepsi Max
>>64569783
>freckles
D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>64569794
when he said he slept with miranda kerr i started to get suspicious ;)
>>64567960
I'm having a good time
Posted from my Ipod
>>64569807
KEK
he didnt actually say this did he?
>convict literally spends a portion of his dole on uk, american, new zealand and indonesian proxies.
that's literally about $200 a month just to shitpost
>>64569784
>asian gf
m8 they are the filthiest of the lot, absolute cockmongrels
haha Howie being a red-pilled cuck killer
>>64569818
Remember when he also tried to claim he was fucking a pair of sisters competing on my kitchen rules?
top comedy
>>64569807
Do you honestly believe you can't get internet access in the Mollucan islands?
PLEB ALERT
Where were you an hour and 17 minutes ago when ManWithNoName blew out the South African Cricket Association's racial quota detractors on BigFooty?
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/are-south-african-racial-quotas-hurting-the-game.1120415/page-7#post-42471354
>>64569806
I thought I was the only one who hated freckles
They look like a fucking pox.
>>64569851
I like them but she has too many and they don't suit her
>>64569825
My gf is pure, incredibly cute and entirely dedicated to me.
>literally marrying someone who isn't a virgin
putrid
>>64569825
>YUH FILTHY ASIANS LOOOOOL
Honestly some Asian girls are the purest of the lot. I love the feeling of soft smooth Chinese skin around my arms as I'm pounding away at her.
>>64569559
>>64569653
>City of Casualaide
A HUSSEY SPECIAL
convict should post with his trip at the same time as reality check :)
summer when
>>64569845
I'm sure you absolutely can in some specific spots, but there is no way you are sitting in your own room posting this shit everyday.
So unless you go to a wifi hotspot to huddle over in the heat every time you want to post lies on the internet or to a shitty net cafe hut (if you actually do then that'd be a top kek)
>>64569859
If she's FOB you've got half a chance, if they're whitewashed, you're screwed
>>64569869
A lot of FOB girls are quite nice, I agree. Australianised whitewashed Asian girls are total trollops though.
>>64569843
I only fucked Helena. I never claimed to have fucked Miranda Kerr I don't know where you're pulling that bullshit from, and honestly it wouldn't be a big achievement if I had anyway.
>>64569886
get fucked
>>64569882
>giving tripfags the attention they crave
kill yourself
>Letting Ratshit get 3 wickets.
Sixers are fucking woeful.
>>64569890
Do you have any idea how much money I have idiot? I'm not just sitting in some filthy kos like a degenerate piece of shit. I'm sure you think hotels are the only places that have wifi because you don't even know how to ask to buy pulsa.
>>64569917
I bet you're a navy seal too
>>64569893
Born in Asia and raised by hardworking Christian parents until the age of 16.
Also, I live in SE Melbourne and I've grown to absolutely fucking despise gooks - especially baby formula buying FOBs.
I don't know why I'm attracted to some of their girls.
Did Botha get the Adam Goodes special when he came out? Turncoat fuck.
>>64569931
Because they are objectively attractive you fucking idiot. You can't deny your sexual impulses no matter how much social conditioning you've had, unless you're autistic of course.
Dan Christian is literally part aboriginal
>>64569931
Perhaps it's simply that they display femininity, something many white Aussie girls lack.
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
AWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64569954
They're physically attractive but they have so many turn-offs.
They walk like retards - shuffling their feet and flopping around like retards.
They're clumsy.
They often have shitty dental hygiene.
They can't drive.
They're ruled by their parents.
They have no spatial awareness or awareness in general.
The list goes on desu.
>>64569940
>caring about loyalty in the fucking big bash
>>64569954
>gooks
>attractive
yeah work mate you've been spending to much time in ketutistan
>>64569975
awww youse blokes
>>64569995
fairweather faggot kek
AWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
funny thing, there's been at least half a dozen perfectly normal people on my normiebook posting smugly about how they're staying home alone doing shit all. We've been ahead of the curb this whole time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qmjrxqJ8pA
think they fucked afterward?
>>64570006
>we
>>64569783
how have they had 163 female test cricketers when the blokes are only at 450 odd
>>64570014
You should know how to properly use the meme by now Daniel.
hodge is a fucking fat cunt
AWWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64569917
just bought 200k of pulsa last night actually m8 ;)
AWWWWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64570006
No, you've just wasted your youth whilst others had their fun and are now satisfied to settle down
just memed it up lads
>>64569998
You're a brainwashed idiot, hope you realize that. Anyway it's up to you, guess you won't know what you're missing out on.
>>64570024
How long have they had wymyns tests?
>>64569998
m8 there is plenty of sexy asians here you pleb
>>64570061
I'm 35, and I only wasted 2/3 of my youth.
>>64570050
Telkomsel? Do you know how to set how much data to internet that you want to?
AWWWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
AWWWWWWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
evening lads
countdown playlist has begun
currently banging Tea Party - Fire in the Head
such a dope track desu senpai
AWWWWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64570074
>>64570065
wow Stockholm syndrome much.
Sorry we all don't want little shitskin Elliot Rodgers running around.
Adelaide is a fucking ugly town
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
Before the year is up, we need to agree on the /cric/ Meme of the Year.
AWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64570134
I like the one where we all became dicks to reality check
>>64570083
yeah all sorted mate.
Out of here in a week anyway onto the next leg
>>64570134
Can I nominate myself
AWWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
Are these black cunts volunteers or something?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING CUNT
SLASH THE UMPS THROAT CUNT I'LL PISS 20 CANS OF WESTY ON YOUR CORPSE
Feel like going for a walk but some of the neighbours might spot me and assume I have no plans for new years.
>>64570154
You put too much effort into this mate
AWWWWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
Alright this is fucking awful
10 minutes in and I'm already bored
Don't know how you cunts can actually watch this shit
>>64570174
nice meme, but I prefer the dancing frog
>>64570176
we don't actually like it, we just use it as a means to talk to people
>>64570183
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
fuck lads
>get a tinder match
>pretty qt
>evidently this chick is alone and bored if she's right swiping on NYE
>chat with her
>she's alone and bored
>might be able to have a good convo if we're in the same boat
>talk for like six messages
>she unmatches me for no reason
She was pretty cute too, this sucks lads
>>64570201
same thing happened to me, except we talked for weeks and she was irl girl.
fuck lads, why are girls such cunts? ;_;
What are you listening to pals?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKrto_ZKmwU
>>64570223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gq8M9w2Wwc
>>64570201
>>64570216
>using tinder
enjoy your used up slags who were total sluts in high school (and still are to some extent)
>>64570223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYL5dPBiHog
Domino's minimum order is $21.90 lads.
What do I do?
>>64570216
cause you're boring and they know if you haven't asked them out on a date within the first day of talking then you never will
>>64570148
why would you need to spend 200k on credit if you're only here for a week. Sounds like someone played you mate.
>>64570277
desu i thought you were talking about pre paid power when you said pulsa.
Then i realised you meant the phone credit shit and i'd already sorted that ages ago but went along with it.
you have exposed me well and truly
>>64570256
Not really actually using it for anything, it's really just a curiosity to discern whether I'd actually get any matches that's turned into an addiction
I've only talked to like two properly, and never met any
>>64570268
but she said she didn't want a relationship and that she enjoyed talking to me anon ;_;
>>64570223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7lUMC-m3Q
>>64570223
this is breddy good lad
anyone got a decent BBL stream?
Channel 10 doesn't work where I live
>>64570262
get a pizza with a shit load of toppings and some sides lad. recommend the brownies desu
>>64570322
GEM LAD
>>64570327
Might do that.
$21.90 for a single pizza is bullshit and makes me contemplate driving down to KFC/HJ's
>>64570317
here's a tip m8. Girls are sluts but you need to at least pretend like you find them interesting, even if both of you know you are only interested in fucking.
So you organise a 'date' but if it's just a tinder ho then that means you go out for some drinks, she checks whether you seem like a serial killer or rapist, and if you pass the test they will go home with you 99% of the time.
you don't take them out for a dinner and a movie mate
>>64570314
just give up and watch the based bash m8
you aren't going to get anywhere 2nite
I like this thread
no normies
>>64570317
Lesson number fucking one. Women frequently lie and say things to test you. When you ignore the games and do and say to them what you like without fear of upsetting them, that's when you become attractive.
>>64570337
>she checks whether you seem like a serial killer or rapist
threadcounter on suicide watch
>>64570223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIR1KfKXH6s
>>64570322
It's free on cricket.com.au senpai
>>64570338
I wasn't trying m8 she matched me so I got a buzz
I'd unironically rather just post here and watch the view than watch that shit honestly
The stars are out in droves tonight. I'd set up outside but it would be too much effort
My hot chocolate's a touch hot though, I'm not fully comfy
>>64570223
Running through my playlist
It's a list of songs that defined my year for me, I do it every year when I end up alone
This is what's currently on. Fucking blasted this album so much in January that listening to it literally flies me back there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTlKzmG1sLE
>>64570362
I can't see shit for free on there, it wants me to subscribe.
>HE'S TRYNA EAT IT !
lmao
>>64570381
>he isn't a member of the Australian cricket family
haha Botha, retard saffa cunt,
>Sixers fielding
>>64570381
because its so difficult to click a link in an email
>>64570346
This.
This is all you need to spend your nights pining after an imaginary Russian girl whilst giving advice to people with an objectively better life outlook than yourself.
then don't say it's free if you need to go through hoops.
Are there any good sites that host highlights?
Since I moved away from a city with a Test venue, I have no idea what half the England team even look like any more.
>>64570223
https://youtu.be/0g4Mh7_uLd0
>>64570356
>tfw get to see GS!YBE and Sunn O))) within a week of each other.
Is flintoff drunk
>>64570433
Do you even need to ask?
>>64570433
he sounds it
>>64570433
He's so fucking annoying and over the top
can hear the fireworks going off lads
I'm watching the Domino's GPS tracker and trying to rub one out before the Indian lad brings me my two peri peri beef pizzas.
>>64570453
Last time I heard him he was a bit more restrained. He sounds either high or drunk tonight
>>64570459
>not getting him to help finish you off
Weak, m8
>>64570337
she wasn't a tinder girl lad. and I was genuinely interested in her we talked and shit everyday, she even told me she thought of fucking me during our exam ;_;
>>64570346
I'm pretty sure I was alpha with her which I'm usually not so I doubt it was that desu. still hurts RC hold me ;_;
>>64570426
apparently if you see sunn O))) live without earplugs you will get severe hearing damage
>>64570501
she prob got involved with another guy then and had to cut contact
>>64570459
are they any good lad? I usually get pepperoni with cheesy crust
>>64570433
He's Northern. He was born drunk
First for 2016 desu
Happy new year I guess
First for 2016 desu
Happy new years lads, that game was pretty fucking good
>Mook
>leave New Years Eve to me
>4chan was down for the GOAT BBL finish with Travis Head avenging Phil Hughes' death
I'm literally seething desu
Phillip Hughes status: avenged
>tfw Jackie 4chan cucked you out of bringing in the new uear with neetbroz
Who /U2livefromparis/ here?
>>64570562
>THAT CLUTCH AS FUCK EPIC DISPLAY
Threadcounter, I know you like your Holly shit, but please use this for the next OP, or one of Sean Abbott in literal tears if you can find it
>>64570570
It feels anti climactic now. I was looking forward to count down new year with you guys. Fucking Hiro
>>64570586
I'll use that one. What edition would you like?
>Couldn't celebrate god-tier BBL comeback
>Couldn't celebrate New Years
Fucking moot never left, that cunt is still here targetting Australians
>>64570576
>one run to win
>ball bounces way over his head
>could have let it go and win with a wide
>fucking smashes it over the boundary and gets his 100
Absolutely based
LOVE YOU ALL CUNTS.
ALL THE AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS, THE FAIR-WEATHER POMS, THE BSAs, THE PAKI WEEB, THE TRINIBRO, THE SAFFA BOET, THE MEME20 LOVING CANUCK, THE LONE IRISH POSTER AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO POSTS IN THESE THREADS. LOVE YOU ALL CUNTS.
HAVE A GREAT YEAR. MAKE /CRIC/ PROUD.
Is pretending you can't type properly while drunk a normie meme?
I finished watching all the Star Wars episodes from 1 to 6, and I have to say Revenge of the Sith was by far my favourite.
>>64570642
Yeah its classic normie behaviour thats not really mentioned much
I haven't been on /cric/ all year
>>64570642
I once drank a bottle of vodka and 15 beers and ran through the city yelling NIGGA THAT'S KAWAI at some sudanese guys
>>64570592
5 more hours to go pal. Just started drinking my Coronas.
FUCKIN GOOK CUNT NOT LETTING ME POST ON MY CHONS FOR BASED AS FUCK HEAD WITH THE BEST 20/20 INNINGS OF ALL TIME
FUUUUUCCCCCK
I've had half a bottle of whiskey and feel sober
I need some drugs and a hug
>>64570687
There was an anon at the ground, maybe if the downtime didn't happen it would have caused a ripple effect through the crowd and changed Travis Head's timeline. This was meant to be
2
0
1
POO IN LOO
6
>we should also think of the families of the terrorists who have lost their relatives to an ideology that is a perversion of the beautiful religion of islam
What did Bono mean by this?
>>64570774
Terrorist sympathizer
odds sleep
evens have another whiskey
>>64570813
fuck that
Nice to see none of you are FOMO fags and stayed in tonight.
>>64570856
Most people here probably fear missing out on the latest /cric/ memes and developments.
>all the poo peeland fags not posting right now because they don't want to expose themselves as being here on NYE
kek
KEK
RIPPED
>>64570889
There's a party I could be at later but I'm unironically considering just going to bed so I can be up early to watch BBL tomorrow, that and not feeling like shit for the entire day with a hangover.
>>64570889
What are you doing over in India anyway and where are you located?
>>64570951
You should go m9. It's 7:45 pm here, I'd go if anyone calls me right now.
>>64570963
I'm a full-blooded Indian, living in Bombay at the moment. I'm the guy planning to join the Foreign legion next year.
>>64570976
Ah I thought you were an Australian backpacking over there and just not enjoying it so much.
>>64570991
Looks like I can live like a king over there in Indonesia.
>you will never be a West Indian cricketer named Darren Julius Garvey Sammy
why live
happy new year m8s, unironically wish you all the best for 2016
>>>/v/322102104
>>>/v/322102104
>>64571038
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64571072
based as fuck
I follow all the West Indians on twitter because they amuse me. Tino Best is my favourite.
>>64571026
You probably could. Why don't you come here?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/india/content/story/956963.html?CMP=chrome
Travis Head is probably fuming
His IPLeL franchise has him on a contract worth $50k which is basically the minimum
His value probably just went up 10x that
>>64571128
you going to go out with a bang, threadcounter?
>>64571135
If I can get my hands on a gun, yeah.
If not, car crash seems the way to go.
>>64571148
ask Reality Christ, he'll know what to do
>>64571148
what city are you in? Give us a heads up so I can stay clear off the roads
Immigrants and faggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini Iran,
Or spread some fuckin' disease
>>64571051
someone ctrl+f "cunt" in that thread please
I would but visiting /v/ literally makes my blood boil
>>64571444
Only 3 results surprisingly
I guess all the normie panderers are out
So pretty drunk and depressed.
Happy new years guys.
I left the house because of Hiro's inability to run a website. Pretty average.
>>64571761
Can't scorn the Warne
>>64571761
Good Lord, he is based.
>>64571761
>b...but check this G..German backpacker. My description is pretty hot r..right?
>>64571890
fuck up idiot. If I was trying to make up a façade I wouldn't be posting on here right now would I?
>>64571952
Nice logic, nobody.
>>64572113
>yuh YUH A NOBODY
Who the fuck cares. I would rather be no one than some famous pleb being hassled by the public all day.
>>64572269
NOBODY
O
B
O
D
YOU ARE
>>64570889
I used to be like this. But then I realised you're all faggots and I could better spend my time watching anime.
>>64571761
all those trannies doe
>>64573027
He loves dem saffron tint ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUtX0pG8tQ
>>64571119
I don't know anyone in Indonesia, I won't have any clue how to find something to do there.
>>64571761
who invited that bloke in the top right
>>64573284
Based Goose
Just got BTFO in a conversation by a random
Not a good start to the new year
>>64574432
caught you
Fappy new year lads
Why does mcculum have so many names here? My personal favourite is mcmanlet but memecullum mcmeme and mccuckum have all circulated, why is this?
I'M SO FUCKING WASTED
>>64576121
Have some "scrambled eggs" and "coffee," you'll feel better.
What's up with that missing three hours in your thread? Did you guys break 4chan with your shitposting?
Happy New Years lads.
from the Other Kiwi
going out to get off with my oneitis and say hi to her friends
am i beta if i know she isn't going to sleep with me tonight but i like her? i don't know what being beta is anyone i've only shagged like 12 girls and i'm 21 and 4chums has high standards
>>64577698
You've fucked 12 more than most /cric/ posters I reckon. Get drunk and hook up with her friend, That'll get you out of the beta zone. Godspeed.
>Pissed the bed
>Smoth announced as best batsmen for 2015
Happy NY ladsss
>>64576121
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE HOW "W-WASTED" I AM BIG STRONG AUSGODS
>I T-T-TOTALLY GOT DRUNK WITH MY "F-FRIENDS" LAST NIGHT
>DO YOU LIKE BREAKFAST MY MUM MADE ME XDXD
>>64576121
mirin those plates tbqhwy
Lads
Happy New Year
>>64580033
freshcunt
Raise your hand if you've fapped to Holly in 2016
>>64580988
I did last night. Thanks m8.
>>64573318
>>64573284
>not recognising Gaz
https://twitter.com/GazTheWolf
>>64580988
haram
Statscunt on suicide watch
>>64580988
what a big mouth..... to eat cheeseburgers with!
>>64569766
Sport and wogball are pretty much synonymous to asians in Aus, so no.
Holly is on TV @ 2:30 lads in the slags match
NEETistic Bitchspouter on spending New Years Eve alone watch
Who /hungover/ here?
Drank half a bottle of whiskey last night lads
Phillip Hughes status: avenged
Sean Abbott status: suicide watch
Travis Head status: GOAT watch
>>64569766
I know one who likes it but he is pinoy
>>64583101
>terrible metal music
Shouldn't that be replaced with "Triple J-core" now?
>>64583152
Here
Can't wait to have a cheeky afternoon nap
>RnV started on the 28th
>zero memespouter posts since
AMS confirmed for 18 y/o virgin
>>64583384
what is RnV
>>64583384
Nah staying at a bach. Been here for last few days. First time checking out /cric/ in a while because im hungover lying in bed
>>64583466
New years music festival here. It used to be good but too many faggots started going. Huge riots last year so a lot has changed
>>64583322
>showing more grief over a pyjama game than the time he actually killed a guy
Are all NSW "people" this subhuman?
>>64583642
to be fair, it was one of the all-time great pyjama games
certainly the best t20 innings ever
>>64583682
is there a link to the highlights? It was all over my normiebook
just woke up lads
>>64583702
itll be all over cricket.com.au
>>64583550
I was in Gisborne when it happened
Fucking obnoxious 2bh
>>64583746
nvm found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjkEB_T63bU
"Tipping" him to be in Australia's WT20 squad
>>64583772
>"Tipping" him to be in Australia's WT20 squad
dunno, possibly a bit premature
how big are the squads? 15? There's a whole raft of batsman still ahead of him: Warner, Finch, Smith, Maxwell, Lynn, Mitch Marsh are all guaranteed to be in the squad
if there is another slot for a batsman it'd probably be between him and Shaun Marsh
But he is "literally" only 22 yo and 2 days (t. cricinfo) and he is already the captain of South Australia. They obviously rate him highly.
>>64583856
Thought this and the 200 he hit in the Matador cup would put him ahead of Lynn 2bh
Fuck me that was some clutch fucking hitting
This is my "prediction" of the squad so correct me where I'm wrong:
Finch(c), Warner, Smith, Watson, Head, Maxwell, Wade, Faulkner, Coulter-Nile, Lyon, MMarsh, SMarsh, Bollinger, Richardson, Boyce
I am absolutely clueless on the pyjama bowlers so theyre probably all wrong.
>>64584014
Lynn has been the form batsman of the BBL so he is definitely one of the first names on the teamsheet.
As for the rest:
>Bollinger, Richardson
These guys aren't in the frame. My guess would be they will pick two from: Sandhu, Pattinson, Laughlin, Behrendorff. But yeah they could really go either way with the pacers. Starc is the only deadcert but he is out.
Spinners are interesting. Lyon would be the obvious pick but Rod Marsh won't let him play meme cricket. I'd say Boyce is likely but they might go back to Hogg again.
Shane Watson is also in dreadful form. Dan Christian could be picked ahead of him.
How long until Holly time lads
>>64584014
O'Keefe will be picked since muh t20 wc in india it'll be all spinners, he did good in Aus A tour to india as well.
Anyone get a root last night?
>>64585238
had a cheeky with one of my co-workers
bit of regret there to be honest
>>64585238
Cheeky new years kiss with a stranger, not bad tbhonest
BBL when?
>>64585299
based daniel
>>64567686
JUST BOUGHT A SICK CUNT VL TURBO AND BEEN DOING MAD SKIDS DOWN IN THE MACCAS CAR PARK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqoFK9oLPDI
Who watching WBBL here?
>>64585800
here breh
Just did a reverse sweep lads.
>>64585800
yeah
good run out tbqh
Are we, dare I say it, elite?
Are you even trying, other countries?
>>64586207
>tfw based Bread will forever make Aussies mad
>>64586207
is australia, dare i say, on pooicide watch?
>"""women's cricket is going to be equal to men's this year"""
>have to pay to watch the wimmins match
Nice one, cucket ausfailia
Reminder that 2016 will be the year of /nrl/
Like EVERY other year
>>64586207
>>64586278
>unironically being BTFO by Shit Lanka
>>64585919
I tried one of those in beach cricket the other day
got a single, but didn't hit it very well
never again
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64586310
Its on free Australian TV right now
>>64586311
This
french cricket league when
>>64586360
cheers for the reminder
>>64586310
it's on free-tv RIGHT NOW you cuckold
Is Ospina elite?
>>64586476
who?
>>64586476
that's how half my PE class bowled
>>64585800
Yeh me mate
>>64586529
always with the skip as well
>>64585511
3.5 hours
good game last night tbqh
Tipping the Thunder in a "blowout".
NEW THREAD
>>64586671
>>64586671
>>64586671
>>64586671
>>64586683
>2 posts early
Autism
>>64586628
Thanks m8.
>>64586677
safe bet tbqh
>>64586335
>unironically caring about pyjama cricket
>>64586231
khedira when?
walkcunt on suicide watch
