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NE:Report: Unlikely Julian Edelman plays Week 17
IND:Freeman, Lindley sharing Colts practice reps
CLE:Manziel has concussion, likely to sit Week 17
SEA:Marshawn Lynch ruled out for Week 17 finale
BUF:Bills say Ryan, GM Whaley will return in 2016
CIN:Eifert cleared, will play Week 17 vs. Ravens
TEN:Marcus Mariota ruled out for Week 17 finale
IND:What's new? Andrew Luck ruled out for Week 17
PHI:PHI won't hire GM, Roseman to head personnel
HOU:Hoyer cleared from concussion, will start Sun
BAL:Steve Smith Sr. announces he'll play in 2016
DAL:Dez put on IR, needs foot and ankle surgeries
Aaron Rodgers is the best QB in the NFL
Chiefs
>tfw raiders week for last game of season
>tfw raiders week will never feel the same as it did in the 90s
>tfw marty "pull the trigger on every raidnigger" schottenheimer was 18-3 against them as coach of the chiefs
>tfw best rivalry west of the mississippi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0sU90HAh8
memes
"I just want my buddy back"
- Tom Brady
>>64567542
long hair brady is elite
>all this chief posting
Treasure it while it lasts
>>64567542
>>64567484
PFF is suspect on a lot of ratings, especially when it comes to OL and DL.
Also,
Bill has said he doesn't believe in Analytical websites, and says to take them with a grain of salt.
>>64567542
>that weave
>>64567555
Can't wait to see my skins win it all
Everybody in Red has missed at least one game with injuries.
Medical staff and Stength/Conditioning staff fired when?
>>64567555
trips confirm
Sneak's Official Post Week 16 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Cardinals (+1)
2. Panthers (-1)
3. Chiefs (+2)
4. Patriots (-1)
5. Broncos (+2)
6. Seahawks (-2)
7. Jets (+3)
8. Vikings (+3)
9. Bengals (-1)
10. Redskins (+2)
11. Texans (+2)
12. Steelers (-6)
13. Packers (-4)
14. Falcons (+5)
15. Bills
16. Raiders
17. Rams
18. Colts
19. Giants (-5)
20. Lions (+2)
21. Saints (+2)
22. Bears (+5)
23. Bucs (-3)
24. Eagles (-3)
25. Ravens (+5)
26. Jaguars (-2)
27. Chargers (-2)
28. Dolphins (-2)
29. Browns (-1)
30. 49ers (-1)
31. Cowboys
32. Titans
>tfw can post rankings until Sunday cause no Thursday Night Football
As we begin to close out this year, lets take a look back at those who are no longer with us:
Sean
Mayo
BB
Mac Supercomputer
BlueDream
Smeth
>chefs shitposters
JFFM
Deandre
JohnnyU
Tanne-ill
Token Miami
Lamar Miller
Chizuru
FINish
Brady's Tainted Rings
TBK
CKBB
Tiki
Book of Romo
Dynasty
Three Loins
BillsFord
Gaylord
Judas Kiss
Laced God
GetAtan
PrincessCandance
Magic 8
ABPS
Jarvis
BBD
LordChrist
DA
PacNW
Nuts
>yfwdbwdso
Ashlott
Cam jewton
PatSackafe
Irrelevant
McCloughan
Eric Weddle
Turtle
>San Diego makes final offer to Chargers franchise for a new stadium
T-This is it, Chargerbros.
>>64567719
the majority of those trips have been around/posted within the last week.
>>64567731
pls stay in SD
>Hasselbeck might not be 100% for Sunday
Are we about to have a Josh Freeman sighting?
>>64567839
>get to pick between starting josh freeman or ryan lindley
sophie's choice all over again
Who starts for Cincy if AJ can't go?
>all these injuries
>have to face the best team in the league this Sunday
>Lynch might not even be ready for the play off game
This is going to be a painful two weeks.
>>64567731
>>64567800
Prepare for them to move to LA
>>64567839
>Hasselbeck might not be 100% for Sunday
That's the understatement of the year.
>>64567902
I thought the Cardinals were going to rest their players?
>>64567902
Good. Fuck you Seattle. Fuck you and your meme ass quarterback.
>>64567919
Not if they want a chance for the first seed.
>>64567934
>Russell a meme
Don't be jealous cause he's the best QB of his class.
>>64567967
He's carried by his defense. Also, he's a terrible, manufactured person. Have you read his Rolling Stone profile? He comes off like a god damn android. Fuck him and his meme water.
>>64567944
Panthers aren't going to lose twice, they might as well.
>>64568031
>He's carried by his defense
Shit I thought we were going into 2016, not 2014
>>64568042
if they can lose to the Failcons then the Bucs could be one last trap game
Get any NFL gear for christmas?
>>64568042
If both teams end up at 14-2, Cardinals hold the tiebreaker
>>64568084
whose former Iggles jerseys can you get in the official shop? was tempted to nab me a Cunningham kelly green for christmas
>>64568150
Jaws Reggie and Randall Im pretty sure
>>64567719
Wut
>>64568150
looks like dawkins, westbrook, shady, jaws, randall(in midnight green+ kelly green), foles, cris carter for some reason, carmichael, djax, and >nnamdi and DRC
why do you want an eagles jersey though?
>>64568203
you're dead don't talk
>>64567719
>Sean
>Mayo
BB is still around
R.I.P.in.piece Mac
>Blue Dream
Literally who?
>Smeth
>Chefs posters
>JFFM
Nothing of value was lost
Deandre?
>JohnnyU
>Tanne-ill
He is now Apathetic Football fan
Token Miami
Lamar Miller
Chizuru
FINish
>lelphins
>BTR
TBK :-:
>CKBB
Fuck him
Tiki
Eh
Book of Romo
Who?
Dynasty
Who?
Three Loins is still posting somewhere
BillsFord
Kek
Gaylord
Dead
Judas Kiss is now punished Judas
Laced God
Dead
GetAtan
Did not survive preseason
PrincessCandance
Dropped trip, became GB fan
Magic 8 :(
>ABPS
Jarvis
BBD
LordChrist
DA
PacNW
Nuts
>yfwdbwdso
Ashlott
All lliterally who's
Cam jewton
Dead
PatSackafee
BTFO by woodson's dubs, dead
>Irrelevant
Uploads cp on imgur, also in CFB threads
McCloughan
Who?
Eric Weddle
Kek
Turtle
Kek
>>64568257
cunningham's my favorite retired non-Pats player
>>64568278
>DA
>Who
You're lucky his legs aren't working :(
>>64568257
You can only reply to me if you have a head coach sorry
>>64568278
Don't greentext my name fag boi
>>64567633
Could you post the Cardinals rank throughout the season? Would be super nice if you did senpai.
>>64568346
>SEAN
S
E
A
N
>>64568346
You're ded along with me senpai :(
>>64568317
what a sharp uniform
Please vote for what /sp/ should call Ex Eagles-Vikes great Randall Cunningham
http://strawpoll.me/6411119
>>64568317
most athletic human being i ever saw play, dude could do it all
>a fucking 90 yard punt
wearing a jersey of a player not on your team is a lil weird tho senpai
>>64568346
srry idk who u r random canadian
>>64568393
no one wore the kelly green like randall imo
i loved when vick wore it because it reminded me so much of him
>>64568404
Voting ends at 11:10pm pacific time
>>64568424
>kelly green unis
It's great the Eagles won't be wearing them anytime soon
>>64567609
>Chung
>potential pro bowler
nigga pls
Guy's I'm finally retiring the Dennis Pitta's trip, it was fun while it lasted but I've accepted the fact that Saint Dennis will no longer be with the team next year, may he RIP in peace at The Lord's side he was a big guy for us all
>>64568382
I'm the other one
>>64568383
I'm alive
I think I'm going to name my son Alpha
>>64568424
I am your God
And your soon to be lover
PLAYOFF SPOILERS
*=home team
Vikings* 27 Seahawks 24; Redskins* 31 Packers 20
Jets 27 Bengals* 19; Chiefs 34 Texans* 10
Panthers* 31 Redskins 17; Cardinals* 28 Vikings 24
Pats* 21 Jets 16; Chiefs 27 Broncos* 17
Cardinals 38 Panthers* 35
Chiefs 31 Pats* 10
Cardinals 24 Chiefs 21
>>64568438
why do you hate being aesthetically pleased senpai
>>64568463
is that a threat
>>64568424
I first saw him in the original Backyard Football. He was the fucking best
And the Fred Barnett pass. Hoooooooooly shit. Had to watch that at least 10 times when I first saw it
>>64568404
>no Ultimate Weapon
trash poll
When was the last time Jets were this good? Like 2009? How far did they get? Is there any owl hope for them?
I'm just a depressed Giants fan from Brooklyn looking for a NY team to root for...
Why did 31 teams pass on Based Carr
http://www.raiders.com/media-vault/videos/Sound-FX-Derek-Carr/4ecb1a17-086b-400c-b7b7-6d10fe405b25
>>64567719
I post far less than I used to. Still read whenever I can.
Once Super Bowl 50 is over, I'll update my banner pages for everyone.
>>64568424
season ticket holders need to boycott the current uniforms
>>64568463
In order to name your son, you have to be there when he's born senpai
>>64568489
It's a promise
We'll be together soon babe
>>64568511
2010
;_;
>>64568540
So no chance for the Jets? I already gave up on my Giants until next year.
>>64568511
they beat the Pats twice in 2009 and 2010 with Sanchez, and made the AFCCG one of those years, forget which
>to this day, Tom's only playoff one-and-dones
How do we fix the Lions spee?
>tfw 1957 was the last time we won anything important
>>64567855
Chuck Pagano should just QB for his job security's sake
>>64568564
What would be the Jets most difficult teams to beat in the playoffs?
>>64568532
I'll be there for him
Unlike Sean's father
>>64568563
They made AFCCG in 2010
No owl hope this year probably. Unless fitzmagic goes full MVP mode.
>mfw nfl "fans" think it was a wise decision for the Eagles to fire Chip Kelly
Guy will be a sb to the titans for certain.
>>64568586
The 50 year Bobby Layne curse expired already
>>64568564
>they beat the Pats twice in 2009 and 2010 with Sanchez, and made the AFCCG one of those years, forget which
both of them. In 2010 they were literally a TD away from the owl
>>64568501
>scramble in the endzone, evade tackles
>whip the ball into the buffalo wind, goes 80 yards into the air
>it's a goddamn touchdown
just another day in the life of randall cunningham, best athlete on the planet in his day
i had to go watch it again because you reminded me
>>64568527
if we can't switch back permanently, i at least expect to see the throwbacks twice a year like what the chargers do
>tfw goodell is a jew and no more helmet changes
>>64568540
aw that's sweet of you
>>64568612
I gotta call BS on that graph dude, it doesn't take quality of players injured into account
>Brock Vereen (Shane's bro) is a Patriot (practice squad tho)
>you can buy his #45 in the Pats shop
>mfw
>>64568612
>chip invented and is the only one who knows sports science
I didn't see if they fired the whole sports science division, I imagine they'll keep some of that up
>>64568607
Do you think the Giants will be at-least making playoffs next year? I'm really fucked up after this season of disappointments (no Cruz, lose JPPs hand, etc).
>>64567480
>Josh Freeman AND Ryan Lindley on the same roster
What the fuck are the colts thinking? What kind of circus is this?
>>64568612
>tfw went from 12 to 31 in 2015
the strength/conditioning staff needs to get fired
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!
>>64568680
The Jim Irsaycus
How did Jim Johnson not end up a head coach?
>>64568681
Didn't they just get fired a year or two ago
>>64568642
No trust me
I'm going to be tearing your asshole apart
Nothing sweet about it
>>64568674
If they get a pass rush and a defense in general then maybe
And Eli has to learn how to throw to his not gay WRs
>>64568691
Shall make the playoffs nevermore
>>64568709
You mean our not good WRs? Because sadly that's the reality...
>>64568707
probably for 2013. About to get fired again for 2015 because it's even worse.
>>64568601
Kansas City is literally the best team in the afc right now
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, THE EX EAGLES AND VIKINGS GREAT SHALL BE KNOWN AS : QB EAGLES
>>64568680
colts are one of the memest teams in the league, did you see their trick play earlier in the year? this is just par for the course
>>64568709
oh
that sounds painful, i don't know about that
>>64568749
get fucked vikes
>>64568726
I'm sure they're capable of making an impact at least. I remember when Reuben Randle had like 1000 yards a couple years ago.
Plus they have Vereen.
>>64568749
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>64568749
reported for being a faggot
>>64568769
>yfw chip brings his memes to the colts next year and drops the autism
>>64568769
You don't really have a choice
Like one of those Cambodian sex slaves
>>64568772
It was last year lel
>>64568655
>it doesn't take quality of players injured into account
Why should that be taken into account?
Y'all nigga need some culture
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”
At least we beat the steelers. SSSr pls come back good and bring us wins
>>64568769
police did you think this season would be as bad as it was during offseason
i recall you were just about the only iggles poster who didn't think they were going to crush the division, but i cant remember whether you had positive outlook or what
>>64568814
Didn't read
>>64568814
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”
>UCONNW 96-1
>Memeiors 29-2
currybabbys confirmed
>>64568826
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”
How can I get a prescription for painkillers
>>64568823
>whether you had positive outlook or what
He, like all he other iggles fans, did
>>64568833
what the fuck, wrong thread dudebro
>>64568848
ask your doctor
>>64568845
>>64568848
pain don't hurt
>>64568845
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as “Nevermore.”
>>64568865
If it was that easy I would be asking you fuck shit face
>>64568868
Yes it does
>>64568799
andrew luck better get real used to the shotgun then
>>64568805
this courtship is turning rather suspect senpai
>>64568823
uh not this bad, definitely not this bad
i didn't really have confidence in bradford, thought the line would suffer since we drafted nobody and let mathis walk, was worried about the receiving corps since we let our top guy go for the second year in a row, and was iffy on maxwell
i was also like really sad about shady leaving for while
i think my upper bound was 10-6 beating on weak teams and that the cowboys would take the division (lel) and my lower bound was like 8-8 if the team didn't gel
but i had no idea the defense would be as bad as it was, and i don't think i ever imagined it would go the way it did
i thought we were gonna destroy the falcons, for instance
definitely was not pleased with the offseason as a whole though, and the draft was not really to my liking outside of hicks
>>64568879
But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
Then the bird said “Nevermore.”
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”
But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking “Nevermore.”
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
“Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
>>64568879
Shut the FUCK up
>>64568884
How can I impress you baby
I need you
>>64568903
“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!
>>64568903
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>64568907
You're my bitch >:(
>>64568884
You should be suspicious
>>64567919
Arians doesnt want to break their rhythm.
>>64568918
And there you have it you plebs, the GOAT American poem, the poem that makes The Wasteland look like a Stephen King "novel". The poem that the GOAT postseason team, the Baltimore Ravens gets its name from.
>>64568978
>GOAT postseason team
>only having two rings and occasionally beating the patriots makes them the GOAT in postseason
Are ratbirds fans truly this delusional?
>>64567719
Getatangarnett. Just been posting as anon all year.
Frankly I miss being a trip. Then again all the vikings bandwagon ers showed up and dissuaded me.
I sincerely miss you guys. I took great pride in being a reasonable tripfag compared to all the shitposters.
Harbawwwtism is love. Scb is life.
Tfw talking to casuals irl about football. Pic related.
>>64568978
>The poem that the GOAT postseason team, the Baltimore Ravens gets its name from
Sad Fu Manchu isn't here to learn
>>64569029
>best playoff winning pct
>8 professional football championships
Baltimore is the GOAT football city
>>64568907
beat your chest aggressively as a sign of dominance
>>64568938
why?
>>64568978
hiding those posts really improved the thread for me
>>64568884
How confident are you in Howie Roseman and Donahue? Some feel like they're gonna take us right back to 2011-2012 with shit drafts and general fuckery making no coach worth his salt want to coach the Eagles
>>64568404
>had the best season of his entire career as a Viking
>loved Minneapolis so much he lived there for a few years after retirement then went back to Vegas
>keeps in touch with many Viking staff
>admitted that he hated eagles management during his tenure
>never bothered to build a team around him like vikes did
>"Eagles" QB
>>64569059
he was a moss and carter babby his whole time in minnesota, so he didn't have to run as much therefore reducing injury risk for a mid-30s QB who had a lot of them. The Eagles are still the team he's most associated with
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64569057
shut up you ringless fuck
>>64569057
Post shit qbs that are lanky as fuck
>>64569059
Just looking at all the good players they drafted, this isn't surprising
>Randall
>Reggie
>Jerome
>Westbrook
>Dawkins
>DJax
>>64569058
well to be fair chip wasn't exactly a draft wizard either, and his personnel choices were questionable at best
i'm not deluding myself into thinking that firing chip and roseman taking over GM duties is going to make this team do a 180 completely, but i think it'll be at least an improvement
the biggest thing they can do now as a sign that things are going to be run the right way now is hire a good coach
>>64569059
>minnesota so desperate for franchise QBs in the post-tarkenton years that they try to claim players from other teams
kek
didn't work with favre, won't work with randall
"People always call me up and ask me: "Why do you think you can fly?" Because I'm an Eagle."
~Randall Cunningham
>>64569114
reported
>>64569132
ok, i'll start us off
>>64569132
>>64569089
>all those faggots who were mocking the copypasta when the team was down
get fucked
>>64569145
>>64569145
>arguing about a shit QB
top lel, you gonna fight with rams fans over Bradford's Listerine chugging ass?
>>64569089
>this pasta was ironic at one point this season
>>64569155
People are still going to mock the team
Shit I'm going to mock them
>haven't beat any legitimate good teams besides the broken Broncos
>struggle against weaker teams like the raidniggers and fucking chargers
>almost lost to the Browns against MANZIEL
Cheifs beat nobody of importance and will be a first round exit cap this
Watch it be the bengals that blow you dumbasses out man the shit posting will be hilarious
>>64569202
I hope the Chefs win the owl, the butt hurt from Patsfags and AFC Lest teams will be almost as sweet as the Ravens winning it all.
>>64569145
Hope Bradford is figured out one way or another before we draft or don't draft a QB
>>64568511
Gnats fan rooting for the Jets? You should be ashamed.
>>64569165
lol you are the expert on mad around here
>>64569186
>attempting to shit on a QB better than the sum of every ravens QB ever
i'm sorry you're insecure about your team but do you have to respond to me when you're feeling this way? it gets old
>>64569229
wouldn't object to keeping him around, i really liked his progression during the last half of the season
however, i don't see him as a long term solution by any means so anything beyond keeping him around to induce competition for the QB spot and making whoever we draft earn it doesn't seem that logical
so no long term deals
>>64569250
Guess we'll see if he's open to a short term deal
Reminder that Stan is the owner LA deserves
>>64569250
>whoever we draft
>yfw they don't draft any qb
>>64569058
>Donahue
jesus christ is it that donahue
>>64569202
It's cool there's alot of guys out on both sides of the ball, and the O-line is held together by string.
the chiefs absolutely shine in the ST, probably the best corp in the entire AFC. They have the best average starting position, and the opposing team generally has to play the whole field against a great rush and probably one of the best secondaries in the entire league.
they don't wow you with offense because Andy has a few secret weapons he saves for playoffs.
I think Chris Conley might be that player.
>>64569269
i can't imagine he thinks he's valuable enough to command much elsewhere, so i imagine we can work something out
at worst he's a more than serviceable backup
>>64569326
>tfw
>>64569332
Tom Donahoe* from 90s-2000 Steelers and Bills after, hasn't done shit in recent memory
>>64569364
>at worst he's a more than serviceable backup
Guess the sanchize is done in that case
>>64569378
and the people rejoiced
>>64568031
Anyone would in that shit rag
coach money doesn't count towards the cap does it?
>>64568084
My mommy got me this hat
who /DROTY/ here
>>64567719
Im still in almost every Lions game thread and occasionally post on /nfl/
I just dont want to end up like Snek posting in every thread every day. Gotta limit your 4chan hours sometimes.
>>64569570
Heard you talking shit like I wouldn't find out.
>>64567719
Those are a lot of faggots.
Why having those names? Feel the need to be recognized in 4chan?
>>64567919
>>64568042
Arians won't have that shit, I am sure he will start his guys if there is a chance for the first round seed.
>>64569608
Im sorry sneak. You were the most active trip I can think of besides the Pats trips.
>>64569608
Sneak why do you do it?
running is so goddamn hard to defend in tecmo bowl jesus christ
>>64569680
4free
>>64569682
You gotta time it right. Its really easy to just barely miss a tackle, when you press the button you better be fucking sure youre close enough to make the tackle.
>>64569682
Sneaky bitch stole my Rollie last night yo
>>64569680
do what?
>>64569734
what?
Ok guys long time football fan, but never actually had a team. Give me a team to cheer for and why.
I'm inclined towards the Falcons cuz they're local and I'm a Vick fan/lip smacker.
>>64569697
yeah it's annoying af
also these fucking QB keepers where andrew luck or andy dalton outspeeds my entire defense are fucking with me
whoever updated the rosters also gave ryan fitzpatrick the worst goddamn deep ball accuracy ever
>>64569765
vick ain't on the falcons anymore tho senpai
if you want a black running QB go seahawks or panthers
what do you look for in a team?
>>64569754
Yknow
The whole sneak thing
Why?
Also my post was self explanatory
>>64568467
>Chiefs 31 Pats* 10 in the AFCCG.
PLEASE HAPPEN.
>>64568511
Been a while dude.
>>64569089
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy)
lel
teh puckers will bounce back r-right?...
>>64570076
>implying they won't homo magic themselves into the Owl
>>64570270
>tfw Aaron comes out bi after winning his second owl
the memes and spee butthurt would be fantastic
>>64570270
>implying he won't choke against the Seacucks like a dick in his mouth
How mad do you get, reading this?
http://www.outsports.com/2015/12/29/10682534/odell-beckham-jr-gay-straight-nfl?_ga=1.147240628.2012723493.1451566935
>>64570574
You fell for the clickbait.
>>64570728
Not everything's a ploy. Some people are just retarded SJW's.
>post written by an NYU student and blogger
>>64570574
I just got triggered as fuck, when will SJWs learn?
>>64569145
hes not shit m8 hes elite
LORD
PRETTY
FLACCO
JODYE
>yfw OBJ and Josh Norman are on opposite teams in the Pro Bowl
>John Harbaugh won't come to the Philadelphia Eagles at the end of the 2016-17 season
fake niggas baka whos a real nigga and who aint one
>>64567719
>CKBB
Still here. Posting more now that finals and a family trip are over.
>>64569058
From how I see it, the new approach will be a lot better communicated and more people will be on the same page. That alone can only lead to better organizational management, which does trickle down to equate as better success in other levels.
Good management = better service/product.
>>64571272
>tfw someone thinks it'll be a good idea to keep them apart on the field by drafting them to the same team...and realizes their mistake when it's too late.
>>64571522
>tfw you will never wear a Moncler jacket costing 1200€
feels good
>>64570957
Would you sacrifice a decade of relevancy for 1 Owl and being complete garbage outside of it?
You could miss out on 2+ Owls. Or 1 Owl and also being an amazing franchise for 10 years. But 1 Owl and complete garbage, is it worth it?
>>64571555
what coach u want senpai
Marty Schottenheimer was the greatest coach to never win an Owl.
>>64571616
I don't even care about his post-season record much, I wish the Chargers hadn't fired him.
>>64571616
>There's a gleam, men..
;_;7
>>64571605
Hue Jackson, Sean McDermott, or Adam Gase. In no particular order.
ITT: Post controversial opinions that are in fact not shitposts.
>>64571657
>Adam Gase
Why do people like this guy?
>>64571657
>Sean McDermott
how responsible is he really for the Panther's success?
>>64571671
He calls the defensive plays
>>64571574
Are you implying the ravens havent done anything since signing the 120 contract?
After the ravens lost a lot of core players on defense they went 8-8 in 2013
2014 season they went to the divisional playoff round
Not quite sure thats irrelevancy
>>64571664
Everybody is at least a little bit gay. If you watch enough porn and need to find new stimuli gay porn will turn you on.
>>64567583
What a faggot.
>>64567523
Tfw both teams are irreverent in modern football
>>64571734
Soon, my friend, both of our teams will be relevant again and we'll have a real rivalry again.
>>64571670
Because he coached the best offensive attack of all time because he made the burrs on occasion look good when they were primed for a jfmsu
RG3 to Rams to compete for starting QB spot, y/n
>>64571671
He's a baller. He's a Jim Johnson/andyreud/Rivera groomed guy. I don't know if Philly is the best spot for him
>>64571765
n. you don't want memes.
>>64571670
Credited with Manning's resurgence after his surgery and then made Cutler look legit this season. Worth a shot to interview him, since he was highly regarded in last offseason's interviews too.
>>64571769
Nah man, he grew up here and earn his chops here.
>>64571664
Alex Smith is wasting Jeremy Maclin and wasting Chief fan's time.
>>64571765
Hasn't your organization been meem'd on enough.
>>64571769
fuck I just want Jim Johnson
>>64571810
You know what must be done. Get the Necronomicon and dig up his grave.
>>64571765
I'd laugh my ass off if RG3 goes to the Rams
Rams already won that trade of draft picks, getting RG3 would just be icing on the cake
>>64571792
I know but it's Philly. He's never been an hc. How would the town react after 6-10, 6-10
Iggles have a lot of talent especially on the o. They get a guy with a strong offensive back ground like Gase, in that division they make playoffs
>>64571765
It's the circle of life. Get all those draft picks in the trade and then pick him up 4 years later real cheap.
>>64568746
Will the bills beat the jets this week? Rex is going full trap game mode.
>>64571840
idk how much more of shotgun sweep I can stand
>>64568680
God I just want this season to be over and go onto next season where we don't choke and blow
>>64569765
You can only root for a team if you have spent a Christmas + New Years in their territory
AFC
Wild Card
5 Kansas City> 4 Houston Texans 24-13
6 New York Jets> 3 Cincinnati Bengals 34-17
Divisional Round
5 Kansas City> 2 Denver Broncos 27-21
1 New England> 6 New York Jets 28-20
AFC Championship
1 New England> 5 Kansas City 24-21
>>64571948
Nice joke m8ty.
T-1. Blake Bortles
T-1. Derek Carr
.
.
.
8999. Teddy Bridgewater
.
.
.
9000001. Johnny Manziel
9000002. Jimmy Garoppolo
.
.
.
900000000001 x 0.0. The rest
>>64571974
Teddy should be #2 IMHO.
>>64571974
fuckin snubbed
Is there any chance Houston beats the Chiefs in the playoffs?
>>64572004
Possibly. Who knows?
>>64572004
there is a chance
>>64571974
let me guess jags fan right?
carr is 1
>>64572026
But they're tied for #1, tho.
>>64571840
The town is well aware that our star talent has been shipped off and it'll take several years before he even have a shot. No one will care about 6-10, 6-10. It means we didn't bottom out and we're keeping up with league's advances. It'll be the third year that's the real test for our fans. If they aren't improved to 9-7 or more by then, people would start losing faith.
Eagles don't have enough receiving talent, which weakens the rest of their capabilities. There's a lot more potential with the defense, especially if they switch to the 4-3 and real play calling.
>alex smith is starting the final game of the season for the first time since 2011
>>64572096
and lose in the first week of the playoffs for the first time since 2013.
>>64572026
>carr is 1
Not him but you can make a strong case for Bortles. He's done nothing but get better as the season went on and he's most likely going to break 4,500 passing yards and very close to 40 TDs on the year and he's played some really, really tough defenses if I remember their schedule correctly, too lazy to look
>>64572026
the dolphins suck faggot
>>64571974
>Blake Bortles
338/574 (58.9 Cmp%), 4189 yards, 35 TDs (6.1 TD%), 16 Ints (2.8 Int%), 7.3 Y/A, 90.3 Passer Rating, 49.64 QBR, >5-10 Record
>Derek Carr
329/540 (60.9 Cmp%), 3794 Yards, 31 TDs (5.7 TD%), 12 Ints (2.2 Int%), 7 Y/A, 92 Passer Rating, 50.67 QBR, >7-8 Record
>Teddy Bridgewater
282/428 (65.9 Cmp%), 3132 Yards, 14 TDs (3.3 TD%), 8 Ints (1.8 Int%), 7.3 Y/A, 90.6 Passer Rating, 66.41 QBR, >10-5 Record, Clinched Playoff Berth, Chance to Clinch Division
I don't know why people rip on Teddy, he is in a heavy run-first offense, so he isn't going to be a stat babby. Look how much less he throws. If you watch him in game, he is a very good decision maker and deadly accurate. He also doesn't have 2 great receivers to lob to like Carr and Bortles do (his #1 is a 5th round rookie). At the end of the day, he does what he has to to win games, and that's why he's our QB.
>>64572279
>he does what he has to to win games
Ahh the "he wins games." Typical rhetoric of someone who knows fuck all about anything.
Up there with "they just wanted more"
>>64572279
I don't know why we have to take sides in the Carr vs Bridgewater debate. Why can't we appreciate them together?
>>64572334
Terry Bradshaw is objectively a better QB than your team's franchise QB.
>>64571840
>Iggles have a lot of talent especially on the o
Peyton Manning cheated
>>64572354
>yfw the Iggles O line is better than the Patriots' O line
Dubs for Carolina's 18-1 season
>>64572400
Confirmed.
>>64572334
>he throws more TDs
Ahh the "he throws TDs." Typical rhetoric of someone who knows fuck all about anything.
Up there with "they just throw more yards"
>>64572400
>>64572411
Discount Double Checked
>>64572340
because how will First Take find something to bitch about?
>>64572396
>mfw
Don't worry tho. BB will fix it in the draft
/spee/ is going to be pretty butt hurt when Seattle just reks Arizona.
>>64572505
>implying Carolina fans won't be happy as shit
If Seattle jumps out to a huge lead before the end of the game, Carolina will pull their starters against the Bucs
>>64572340
>Carr sucks!
>Racist! Racist! Racist!
>Better record!
>His offense is more complex!!!
>He's not a Game manager!
>tickets to the Cowboys game this weekend are going for $14
lol
>>64572505
Arizona is the better team, they cant choke and go one and done twice
Palmer is the new Manning
>Chuck Pagano - DT - Colts
>ESPN Colts reporter Mike Wells was told by a source coach Chuck Pagano and GM Ryan Grigson have a "toxic" relationship.
>Wells reports Grigson and Pagano have little communication with each other, and the situation inside the organization is "100 times worse" than on the field. At least one of the two will be gone by this time next week, and it is much more likely that person will be Pagano. Grigson deserves more blame for the state of the organization, but he reportedly has a great relationship with the Irsay family and is expected to be retained.
>clots
>not firing them both
>chip kelly's big balls
Should change your trip to Chip Kelly's unemployment check faggot
Told you he was trash, told you he sucked dick. I was right, you were wrong and still philthy scum.
0 rings now, 0 rings forever
>>64572561
Oh they can.
And Palmer is pretty much guaranteed to get injured again. All of the Cardinals dreams are as dead as the desert they come from.
>>64571792
Maclin has already gone over 1,000 yards...
what more could you ask? that OL is dogshit
>>64569734
might know some dyke hoes that can fight thoguh
>Memphis QB Paxton Lynch announces he will enter NFL Draft
>>64572608
I think he broke the injury cycle family, this is his year.
the only thing standing in his way is the Panthers really
>>64572643
another bust for cleveland to invest in
>>64572643
>no Goff
>no Lynch
Will the iggles get cucked out of another qb in the draft
>>64571574
ask bucs fans
>>64572673
>I think he broke the injury cycle family
You just jinxed him :(
>>64572730
dont worry famalam, thats now how /sp/ jinxes work
Your team has to be playing the player that day for it to register. You cant jinx someone weeks in advance.
>>64572279
teddy is a mediorce qb saved by a elite defense and great running oline
>>64572694
All of them. No qb for P12 and CKBB to choke on ;_;
>>64572756
>You cant jinx someone weeks in advance
>Pete won't rest his Seahawks starters
I think he's trying to kill Palmer before the playoffs. Will this work out in his favor?
Where will this guy be working next year?
>>64572850
Think of all the times people have said "Brady is going to get a season ending injury" during the offseason and now
>>64572953
will happily take for new DC
>>64572850
aye bb you gonna let me get in them guts?
post yfw the colts miraculous make the playoffs
>>64572629
What would you think at first is a better situation for him? Smith and Andy for 16 game or Foles and Chip/Sanchez and Chip for 16 games?
Maclin with Foles in 2014 (7.25 games): 7 TDs, 702 yards, 41 recs, 17.1 ypc.
Maclin with Smith (14 games): 7 TDs, 1034 yards, 84 recs, 12.3 ypc
Maclin with Sanchez in 2014 (8.75 games): 3 TDs, 616 yards, 44 recs, 14 ypc
2QB 2014: 5.3 recs per game, 11.8% for TDs, 15.5 ypc, 82.4 ypg
Smith 2015: 6 recs per game, 8.3% for TDs, 12.3 ypc, 73.9 ypg.
So he's getting more touches with less overall production in Kansas City. It can't be teams not respecting the run game and selling out against the pass, because the Chiefs are 7th in the league for rushing. The only explanation is DCs don't believe in Smith to consistently be a competent passer and on average are concerned covering a shorter range of the field because of Smith's 2nd to worst Air Yards per play in the league.
I'd love to see Maclin on a different, better passing offense.
>>64572968
Don't think God will let his Son get another season ending injruy
>>64573127
>What would you think at first is a better situation for him?
winning a playoff game. also having a nontrivial chance of advancing to the super bowl, considering there is only one good team in the AFC
>>64573127
Pure unadulterated autism right there, folks
Is there any news about which teams if any will be resting starters this week lads?
>Chip Kelly fired
>Dean Pees still isnt even considered
HOLY FUCK FIRE THIS FAT FUCK ALREADY
Belichick ice skating
https://twitter.com/MarkDanielsPJ/status/682580059664822273
>>64573281
Nah, slow work day.
>>64573233
Their offensive style is predictable to good teams. They've got 1 and done written all over them, can't beat anyone worthwhile. Don't say Pittsburgh and Denver are good teams, because Landry Jones's first start does not make Pittsburgh a quality opponent and Peyton was complete ass in the second KC vs DEN game. No surprise KC beat them coming off the bye (which Reid is known for).
>>64569528
>chefs shitposting
Who will win the AFC?
>Patriots
Injured
>Broncos
Inexperienced QB
>Bengals
Injured, also >Playoff Dalton
>Texans
No QB
>Chiefs
Started 1-5, barely beat their cupcake schedule, playoff Reid, Smith
>Jets
Journeyman QB, overrated defense
>>64568612
>clots, chargers, Giants
JUST
>>64573386
>They want Dean Pees
AHAHAHA
PLEASE TAKE HIM FROM US
>>64573547
>mfw one of these sorry ass teams is going to get blown out by the cardinals soon
Can't fucking wait.
>>64568612
>tfw Chargers
>>64573547
We have to wait and see how healthy the Patriots can get.
>>64573592
in the midst of being a sad manlet I didnt realize how I made that sound
No, the eagles arent considering dean pees
>>64573648
jus b urself :^)
>Trevone Boykin
wew lads
not like he was ever going to amount to anything anyway, though, dak is a better version of him
>>64567480
SMITTTTTTTY !!!
>>64573547
>>Texans
>No QB
Ravens, Bucs, Patriots in 2001, "cowboys" in the 90's, Ravens again, Seahawks
at least 50% of the past super bowl winners had "no QB". Hoyer and Weeden are meme enough to win a super bowl, or really, the defense is good enough to carry those guys
wild card round is free, >broncos in the playoffs, jets are pats kryptonite, and texans destroyed the Jets with Yates
>b-b-but Panthers
Texans almost beat the Panthers with Mallett, now they don't have a retard QB and the defense has gotten better while the Panthers have gotten worse
Texans confirmed super bowl champs
>>64573699
negroes gonna nig
>>64573754
>Ravens again
>No QB in 2012
>>64573754
>Brad Johnson didn't go to the Pro Bowl
>Tom Brady's 2001 was worse than any season Hoyer and Mallett have ever had
>Troy Aikman isn't a Hall of Fame game manager and the '90s Cowboys didn't have a Hall of Fame offense
>Joe Flacco didn't have one of the best postseasons of all time
>Russell Wilson isn't a much better QB than Hoyer/Mallett/Yates
>The current Texans have a defense that compares in any way to those historically great defense
i know it's a bait post but make it less obvious
>>64573754
>brandon weeden is on the same tier as brady, aikman, wilson, and good flacco
the texans defense isnt even good enough to carry a mediocre QB, let alone a shit one. jj meme is shut down by competent teams
>Ohio state head coach Urban Meyer says DE Joey Bosa will forgo his senior season and enter the NFL draft.
you can only pray the tits dont take him
>>64573754
>Seahawks
>No QB in 2013
>>64573879
That's cause we're taking him. He and Mack on the same line makes me happy.
>>64573879
there's no way bosa falls past the tits, borwns, and cowboys
focus on your secondary and draft hargreaves or someone else, this year is absolutely stacked with DB prospects
>>64573912
>bosa falling THAT far
kek
you should try and draft nkemdiche though, he's gonna fall for >muh weed and he's an incredible DT prospect
>>64573754
>2012 flacco was bad
fresh bait
>>64573879
>tfw it's almost a lock that the Jags sign Eric Berry/Eric Weddle/Tashaun Gipson out of free agency and drafts Jalen Ramsey
>Dante Fowler comes back
>Sen'Derrick Marks comes back
>tfw more excited about your potential defense than you are about your literal explosive passing offense
>>64572565
If the Clots don't fire Grigson their next coach is going to go through the same shit as Pagano. Fuck, Grigson should have been fired when he gave up a first round pick for Trent fucking Richardson. How do you get outsmarted by the fucking Cleveland Browns?
>>64568100
Wut. Didn't the cardinals lose to the panthers
>>64573968
>>64573885
>>64573845
>>64573788
>can't handle the truth
>>64573987
We're getting Eric Weddle.
>>64567555
i'll stand by these trips
>>64574036
>Outbidding the team with the most cap space in the entire league
Good luck
>>64567719
the fucking autism
>>64574084
We have the second highest cap space.
>>64573912
>bosa going that low in the draft
lol
>>64573948
More than positive they can draft some good second round DB's but they really should get a first round DB anyway
Not too worried about who they draft, the ravens have a good track record with drafting (besides this year)
>>64573997
>Didn't the cardinals lose to the panthers
>this season
>>64574114
>implying that means you'll win
Second place is just the first loser.
>>64574114
>http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/cap/
Right here it says Jacksonville has more than twice the cap space of Oakland and the only people getting new contracts are Robinson and Hurns
>>64573987
i think the chiefs are going to lock up berry, and even with weddle/gipson and ramsey that secondary is still sooo bad
you need some coverage linebackers, plantar fascia brees shouldn't be able to tear you up with ben watson and willie snead
>>64574013
what truth? that the texans are the team with the worst QB in the playoffs this year in an era where it's impossible to win the owl with a terrible QB?
>>64574123
ozzie newsome will be able to do something with that high of a pick, and i have to think he goes ramsey, dude is so versatile
do you need a safety or corner more rn? i thought jimmy smith wasn't still ded but maybe he is
>>64574145
>Implying Weddle will want to uproot his family and move to the east coast when he can just simply go to the other side of the state
>>64573987
>muh on the rise meme
LOL, Jaguars are shit.
>That "explosive" offense
>literally every other team in the division is playing 2nd and 3rd string QBs
>5-10
Enjoy being eternal bottom feeders, kill yourself
>>64574165
>in an era where it's impossible to win the owl with a terrible QB
I literally just named 5 teams in the past 15 years
>>64573754
>Texans almost beat the Panthers
lel no and plus anon close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades
>>64574165
Jimmy has regressed from last season but he's still good
I think its more of a safety issue, Ladarius Webb is old
>>64574174
I could see Weddle going to the Raiders just to get back at Spanos.
Though, Spanos doesn't really give a shit about football as much as money.
>>64574165
>you need some coverage linebackers, plantar fascia brees shouldn't be able to tear you up with ben watson and willie snead
He should when the team's best linebacker isn't playing
It's more scheme than anything. The Jags run a literal meme defensive scheme but they don't have any of the personnel for it and the secondary has been shit since Rashean Mathis left
The biggest issue was the pass defense and the Jags will be in position to pick up a safety from free agency, the best safety in the draft, and a bunch of pass rushers and cornerbacks. It'll all come together surprisingly quick next year
>>64574191
and aside from the ravens who had a top defense in NFL history, none of those QBs were remotely as terrible as the current texans QBs, and none of those teams were as bad
stop shitposting, you're bad at it
>>64574197
a ramsey-hill pairing wouldn't be that bad, but you might want to go with an impact corner at the first pick like VH3 and try and get someone like jeremy cash in the second round
>>64574242
who wasn't playing, posluzny?
i admire your optimism, but things rarely work out that smoothly in such a short time
jags are definitely on the right track though
>>64573997
Wut. P sure the Cardinals didn't play the Panthers yet baka
>>64574267
Telvin Smith wasn't playing, a guy that went step-for-step with Julio Jones just a week before
Scoring Offense:
3. Patriots
4. Bengals
9. Chiefs
10. Jets
20. Broncos
24. Texans
Scoring Defense:
1. Bengals
2. Chiefs
4. Broncos
7. Jets
8. Patriots
11. Texans
Turnover Differential:
2. Chiefs
4. Bengals
5. Jets
6. Patriots
13. Texans
17. Broncos
>>64574335
Chiefs winning the owl
>>64574335
>4 teams in AFC top 10 of all three
that has to be pretty rare
>>64574335
NFC?
>soon
>>64573997
Last year's wild card round.
>>64574123
One of my favorite Eagles drafts ever they went DB in round 1 and 2.
>>64574384
Scoring Offense:
1. Cardinals
2. Panthers
8. Seahawks
13. Packers
14. Redskins
15. Vikings
Scoring Defense:
3. Seahawks
5. Cardinals
6. Vikings
9. Panthers
10. Packers
17. Redskins
Turnover Differential:
1. Panthers
3. Cardinals
7. Packers
7. Vikings
12. Seahawks
14. Redskins
>>64574335
>thinking stat sheets mean anything
it's about match ups, idiot
>Jets top 10 scoring offense
>top 10 scoring defense
>top 5 turnover differential
>lost to a bottom 10 team
>>64573547
Chiefs or Patriots
Mario Williams out in Buffalo
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/31/report-bills-have-decided-theyre-cutting-mario-williams/
Mike Tomlin's never going to be fired is he?
>>64574464
>your team will never draft lito sheppard, michael lewis, and brian westbrook consecutively ever again
jkmimsa
>>64574484
That will be Suh in 2 years
When will teams learn?
The two RBs the #49ers added last week were signed to multi-year deals: DuJuan Harris (through 2016) and Jarryd Hayne (through 2017).
>>64574554
The Rooney family is all about the BBC, so no. Tomlin isn't going anywhere.
>>64574601
Wonder who the next $100mil slacker will be? Kalil Mack?
babbys first genral
>>64574629
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Hayne has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Hayne has that something special that I've only seen in very few players.
>>64574673
wew lad
>watching the Peach Bowl
>halftime show is mackelmore
>all the background dancers are dudes
>>64574701
am I the only one that thinks wew lad looks like CIA?
>>64574570
Of course. They're gonna draft d-line and linebackers and you're gonna like it
>tfw no qbs or dbs
>>64571840
Honestly, I'll never understand why chip kelly decided to ship off desean jackson and shady, two players that are worth more than the entire eagles team now
>>64574896
because he's obvious a racist old fuck you dumb Christ killing kike
>>64573820
DIN
>>64574896
Iggles media and fans forced him to cut Desean after that "thug" article
>>64574335
Holy shit the chiefs have a legitimate shot at winning the owl
>>64574958
he deserved better
>>64574959
>>64574964
NUFFIN
>>64574982
what are you smoking?
>>64574982
Every team in the playoffs except for Cincy has a legitimate shot at winning the owl
paqcuiao = inspiring and fierce
mayweather = afraid to work hard and acts like a rabid child
>>64574813
this is incredibly lewd senpai
>>64574982
lol what
>>64575021
lol what
>>64568457
Such potential ;-;
>tfw eagles drafting new qb as the current crop of the old guard is going out
we dynasty now
lynch is gonna lynch every nigger out there
unlimited dragons to cooper
>>64575065
So is Bradford out the door then? Didn't you guys trade a second round pick for him?
>>64575065
>Wanting Lynch
Why don't you draft someone like Hackenberg and go full meme?
>>64575065
>yfw they draft a LB
>>64575098
cant trade him hes a free agent after week 17
>>64575117
wont happen
kendricks and ryans are solid and kiko is good depth albiet a shell of his one year wonder
if all the good qbs are taken i expect OL or DB
>>64575065
wow i never thought of the name like that, nice one anon
W H I T E P O W E R
>>64575110
>hey why don't you draft a worse QB haha you fucking memers
???
>>64575137
Now that you say it that way, forget it. How about Keenan Reynolds and go ULTRA MEME TEAM TRIPLE OPTION MODE.
>>64574982
chance to win owl:
1. Patriots 45%
2. Panthers 33%
3. Cardinals 10%
4. Vikings 5%
5. Seahawks 2%
6. Chiefs 1%
7. Packers 1%
8. Bengals 1%
9. Broncos 1%
10. Texans <1%
11. Jets <1%
12. Redskins 0%
>>64575137
so is leonard fournette for real?
>>64575098
I wouldn't mind Bradford staying. It'd be nice to see what he could do in a REAL offense.
>>64575137
>wow i never thought of the name like that
That's because the Eagles doesn't have a chance to draft him
>>64575174
draft him and find out
>Dalvin Cuck
am i rite?
>>64575164
>tfw get rex to give shady back for kiko
>shady-sproles-reynolds triple option
>draft only o-line other than reynolds in the 5th
>all three rush for 2000 yards
yes this is good
>>64575174
he's certainly a rare college talent, but he's not there yet
either way he's not gonna be draft eligible till next year at least so we'll have to wait and see
>>64575191
wow rude
>>64575174
no he's a cam cameron babby
>>64575196
he looks better than anything we've had since corey dillon.
>>64575236
Luckily mayo isn't here or he'll remind you about Gray
>Edelman not playing
Time for another L
Goodbye #1 seed
Glad I can break this pic out again tho
>he eats fast food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uHxRwQqWFo
>>64575171
>vikings above seahawks
>Patriots at 50% despite losing to the Jets
>Broncos at 1% when PeyPey is benched
list is retarded
>>64575211
>just make dbs play oline and run speed sweeps all game at any direction that is optioned mid play
infinite super bowls
>>64575263
>>64575268
l0l
>>64575282
how do you misread 45% as 50%?
>>64575307
>everyone on the line but two speedy tall receivers
>hold the ball in the pocket until one of them gets open in the endzone
>chuck it up
TD every play
>sign brett farve
>pass rules to make it even harder to hit qbs
>qb sneak every play
just give the 8 points and no one has to get hurt
>>64575330
>how do you misread 45% as 50%
>45 isn't close enough to 50
next you're going to tell me that 9/9 isn't close enough to be considered 1
>>64575330
It's LITERALLY THE PERFECT OFFENSE!
>>64575275
nicely meme'd, fag
>>64575236
Shut up FAGGIT
Gray was GOAT
and we aren't gonna draft an RB in the first that's for meme teams
>>64575263
You know me so well
>>64575369
What
>>64575379
is adrian peterson a meme?
>>64575379
how do you not realize that the colts are literally a carpet to be run over, particularly in the time that gray played for one game, how well did legarrette blount do in any other game other than the colts?
>"And blount rushes up the middle, stopped for a loss of 1"
>>64575364
>sign a car to play RB
>run it up the gut every play
>no one can tackle the car
flawless offense
>>64575439
so basically the fridge?
>@PFF: Patriots' Jabaal Sheard is currently first in Pass Rush Productivity and second in Run Stop Percentage among all 4-3 defensive ends
Best FA pickup coming through
>>64575420
Yes
We probably won't have a high enough pick to grab him anyway
>>64575421
Gray was easily a top 10 back in the NFL. If he had started this year he could've easily gotten 1,800 rushing yards and like 20 TDs
>>64575475
>Gray was easily a top 10 back in the NFL.
We'll see since he's getting most of the carries for Jacksonville on Sunday
>tfw another NYE spent shitposting on /sp/
>>64575466
except faster and with more clutch
so the bus
>>64575517
>playing for jacksonville
if only it had been against the colts
missed opportunity
they should keep him around next year just for divisional games
>Trevone Boykin arrested for felony assault
niggers gonna nig
>>64575060
>>64575021
>>64575013
>top 5 in scoring D and turnover differential
Important stats
But IMO Arizona is the favorite desu
>>64575620
Don't matter he wasn't anything better than a 4th round flier
Now he is a 6th round flier
>>64573083
I wish but...
>>64575620
>felony assault of a police officer*
>>64575598
He'll be on the roster next year behind Yeldon when Denard Robinson inevitably gets cut for being a fumbling faggot. I think Jacksonville is done with meme players
>>64575662
cards, pats, and panthers are the only legit contenders, with an honorable mentions to the jets
>inb4 you respond to me with your shitty meme team and how good they are
>>64575692
>registered as an "offensive weapon" so he could keep his college number
lel
always liked shoelace, but he's not that good
at least you did good selecting yeldon
>>64575778
Poopskins are gonna make it to the Owl.
>>64575778
Shoelace would be so good if he didn't fumble every 5 carries like god damn
Is Bill King the GOAT radio announcer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y1SeAjv5ao
>>64575778
>Paxton Lynch on the possibility of being drafted by the Cowboys, his childhood team
>"It would be a dream come true"
>>64575268
>tfw I made this OC years ago
>People still repost it
happy feels
>>64575798
>he thinks "redskin" is a racist comment
>but he refers to himself as "white"
>>64575887
>being "proud" of knowing you've been posting in this hell hole that long
pls die
>>64575798
oh definitely yeah
no doubt in my mind bout that
>>64575824
some people just have fumble-itis
not much you can do about it
>>64575886
gonna need a source on this quote famalam
Is there any way for the Chiefs to get the #2 seed?
>>64575893
I can't deny that there is a certain satisfaction of sticking with this POS website for years and years, particularly since I lead a normal life as well.
>reminder the vikings are getting back their elite safety and linebacker
>reminder they will beat GB
>reminder they will avenge the seattle loss with a BTFO
>>64575965
Broncos and Cincy would have to lose this week, I think.
>>64575967
I started posting 7 years ago in highschool. I'm in graduate school now and still post, though most of my posts outside of /sp/ are falseflag shitposts on the easily trolled boards.
>>64571974
>No McCarron
>Blake "AFC South Babby" Bortles tied with based Carr
>>64575976
I mean, on Sunday.
>>64575986
fair enough, I've been posting about 8 years now, but used a trip starting this football season since I see the downfall of the pats happening when Brady and hoodie are gone, and I want there to be some support of them here when that day comes and we return to irrelevance
tell me we made the right choice bros
i bet he'd win some playoff games given more time and no personnel control to begin with
and now i can't stop thinking about it
>>64576036
They probably will suck after Belichick retires. >We will still be able to make fun of the lelphins, Bills, and Jest, though, no matter how bad >we end up being.
>ESPN reporting that the Colts will fire Chuck Pagano
>Colts plan to fire coach Chuck Pagano
Who /hateweek/ here?
>>64568031
Never missed a game, best scrambler since Vick, and made do with that horrible O line earlier this season.
What more do you want?
>>64576045
You didn't make the right choice. You fucked up immensely. Your team will continue to be shit as long as the world will spin. OWG laughs in your general direction.
Happy?
>yfw Iggles hire Pagano
>>64575439
>dat gif
Never gets old
>>64575988
He's in the rest :^)
>>64576045
So it goes, Anon. So it goes. Just gotta look forward.
>>64576084
>Raiders fans knowing anything about owners making good decisions
>>64576045
once we let him take over personnel control our fate was sealed
the only reason we fired him is because he wouldn't relinquish it
if he had been content to just be a coach and do memey offensive things and give everyone healthy smoothies there would have been no real problems
but he had too much of an ego to do that
>>64576076
rooting for brees to destroy the falcons and hit 5000 yards
>>64575965
No their loss to the Bengals would keep them at the #3 seed
>>64575954
>>64575886
>got rid of meme coach
>wanting meme players
>>64576072
>>64576075
It was either him or the GM, and Irsay is much closer to the GM even though their problems this season were mostly his fault.
>>64575973
>if we win we cuck the Packers out of the division and get a home playoff game
>if we lose then we get a cupcake wildcard game and a guaranteed playoff victory
So is Eric Berry just a cancer meme or is he actually good
>>64576136
and there's a shitload of reports calling Chip an autist and a control freak.
Lane and Jenkins tore him a new one
>>64576168
hes a top tier SS
>>64576153
>Cancer finally won
#Chuckgone
>>64576147
which players AREN'T meme player senpai?
>>64576168
he's pretty good
>>64576172
we should never have let him have that much power
two 10-6 seasons shouldn't be enough for you to cede control of the team to your coach
>you will never see DeMarco Murray run a shotgun sweep again
feels good man
>>64576234
brady is not a meme player, he is GOAT NFL player
The Colts are idiots for firing Pagano. He led them to 3 11-5 seasons with a shitty-ass roster constructed by a GM who traded a first round pick for fucking Trent Richardson, the worst running back of all time.
>>64576261
Colts are a shit organization thats gotten lucky with 2 Qbs who covered up a lot of shit
>>64576261
Glad theyre falling apart
Theyre responsible for changing the league for the worse, for numerous scandals, and are probably one of the scummiest teams in the league
>>64576271
this is high quality stuff m8
>>64576275
i feel bad for luck, peyton at least had marvin and reggie and edge
luck has had speedbabby hilton, shitty old wayne, and trent richardson
not to mention that his line is out to kill him
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/682631686555750400
NO NO NO NO
>>64576234
>Pats players
>meme
>mfw coming from someone who wants Goff or Lynch
>>64576316
I wish we could have the Colts' O line in New England right now desu
>>64576326
Ha ha! Time for the Raiders to scoop him up for cheap.
>tfw they're both kill
>>64576136
Lurie actually outright said they never offered him to relinquish it. Sounded like it was more of a leadership issue. He was pretty bad at preparing his players for games and keeping them in games with leadership and motivation.
You now remember
>Getting shutout against the Jaguars in the first half of your home opener
>Getting shutdown in the first half of the next several games
>"They don't need me to get motivated for a game against a division opponent with the season on the line, that should be enough" (paraphrasing)
>Letting your home opener against the Cowboys this year become the worst game across the league of the entire season.
>letting entire portions of the team give up on the season halfway through
>giving up more 40 point games in one season then the last coach did during his entire tenure
There's a reason Lurie took the initiative to intervene for the Pats and Bills games. Chip could control, but he couldn't lead.
>>64576368
>tfw edelman comes back for the playoffs and gets an extra week to heal
>>64568698
Cancer unfortunately.
>>64576326
>be Rex
>take a top 3 defense
>make it shit in one season
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>patriots either make it to the owl or their knees explode every year
Bill belichick-Snapface
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7U2ew9nMxo
>>64568698
I don't think he wanted to be a HC. I'm pretty sure he was being paid as a HC while only having to do DC stuff.
>>64576343
>pats players
>not memes
>>64576350
just because one line is worse than another line doesn't mean that the latter isn't also terrible
o-line quality across the league is terrible this year
>>64576375
>those losses to the bucs and the lions
>5 (five) TD passes by matt stafford
>235 yards by doug martin, none on scoring runs
we reached levels of defensive futility this season that i had no conception of happening with our talent
>ninkovich and vollmer didnt participate for another practice
Ninko's not playing this sunday
>Rams
City desperately wants team to stay
Owner wants out and is most capable of doing so
>Chargers
City wants team to stay, but not as much as St. Louis
Owner wants to leave, but is hard-pressed to do so on his own
>Raiders
City doesn't care if they stay or not
Owner willing to stay if he can get a new stadium, but will move if the opportunity presents itself
Who's going to lose the LAB owl, /sp/?
>>64576476
Kroenke will NOT be forced to stay in St. Louis because he'll fight tooth-and-nail to get to LA AND he can afford it.
Raiders might be the big losers, when all is said and done.
>>64576365
>cheap
At least 80 million.
>>64576421
I still don't understand how it happened.
>>64576558
It's not hard to understand. He took an elite as fuck 4-3 defense and tried to change their entire scheme to his 3-4. It's fucking retarded.
>Paxton declares for the draft
>Jared likely declares for the draft
>mfw the Eagles used their first round pick on one of then
Top 10 offenses of all time?
>>64576588
I want Schwartz back.
>>64576612
#1 obvious the moss Brady pats
>>64576612
2000-02 Raiders.
>>64576612
1. 2013 Broncos
2. 2007 Pats
3. 2001 Rams
>>64576365
The Raiders need coverage players, not pass rushers.
>>64567633
Jets, Vikings above the Bengals
Redskins and Texans above the Steelers
Falcons above Raiders and Bills.
>This level of fuckboi-ing
>yfw Chip goes to the naners
>yfw trades kaep to the browns for manziel
>>64576667
Don't worry, Rex believe Mario is a great coverage player. That's why he always puts him in coverage.
>>64576650
Good list. Hard to count anything prior to 2001 with the rule changes
>>64576701
He's going to the Titans. This shouldn't be hard to figure out.
>>64576720
coaching situation for the naners could say otherwise
>>64576702
Reggie knows better. He's not coming unless he's coming cheap.
>Osweiler
>McCarron
>Weeden
>Smeth
>Fitzpatrick
Has there ever been an easier road to the Sperbowl?
>>64576650
Like 40% of the broncos offense and Peytons stats came with 5 minutes left in the 4th
Not saying brady and the pats didnt stat pad (titans game especially) but lel
>>64576759
Considering Brady's lost to 2 of them this season...
>>64576750
>tfw raidniggers wanted him out
>>64571974
>fantasy fags
>>64576800
I didn't want him out.
>>64576759
>literally and un-ironically ignoring Fitzmagic's wizardry
Looking back at it the 2014 draft was fucking loaded
:^(
>>64576759
> Brandon Weeden vs Ryan Fitzpatrick AFCCG
> Kirk Cousins vs Teddy Bridgewater NFCCG
> Kirk Cousins vs Brandon Weeden Superbowl
>>64576800
Only the niggest ones did. Actual fans could see his plan to dump Al's shitty contracts, change the locker room culture with successful veterans signed to short team-friendly contract, and be the most based drafter alive as early as 2013.
>>64576810
You had those thoughts tho :(
>>64576876
>it's 2016
not yet
>>64576612
greatest show on turf
air coryell
montana niners
k-gun bills
90s cowboys
moss pats
peypey broncos
brees saints
early 00s colts
moss vikings
>>64576923
Only when he hired Dennis fucking Allen. But then it changed.
>>64576876
>it's 2016
>>64576933
In no particular order?
>>64576759
>patriots think they can beat the chiefs easily
>>64576973
>score at will tier:
07 pats
GSoT
air coryell
98 vikings
13 broncos
>really really really good offenses tier:
09/11 saints
94 niners
90s bills
04 colts
90s cowboys
>>64576759
If those were the best player's on their teams then maybe yes. But nearly all of them are defensively built teams so meh
Also to all the Chiefs fags and the faggots that keep posting that shitty pasta, there is a reason Smith was traded away. 2011 NFCCG 49ers have homefield and smith was unable to do a fuckin thing for the second half of the game With a much better team around him. Smith needed to be carried by an elite defense and elite run game to even get that far. and once either of those is compromised expect a meltdown
>>64567633
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT YOU STUPID FUCCBOI, JESUS CHRIST
>>64577046
Forgot the Garoppollo led pats in 2018 desu
>>64577177
No one could forget the worst offensive of all time, led by the most incompetent QB since Ryan Leaf. Don't be silly, Mayo.
>>64577143
why did you reply then
>>64577230
>B-Brady is a system babby!!!!!! M-Matt cassel went 11-5!!!! Any QB can run the pats offense!!!!!!!
>lol Garoppollo will be shit!!!! Pats will be shit when Brady retires!!!!!!!
I wish you guys would pick one side and stick to it.
>>64577326
>everyone is one person
>>64577326
I don't think you'll be shit without Brady, but when BB goes, all bets are off.
>>64577354
Shut the fuck up
>>64577360
We have the next coach already lined up amigo
>>64577326
>everyone is one person
>implying anyone who thinks Brady is a system babby is to be taken serious
What a little bitch you are. the Wop won't be leading the Pats to shit once he's given the reigns, at least not anytime soon.
I think the Raiders should draft Samaje Perine in the 4th or 5th round.
>>64577524
he's a sophomore so good luck w that
>>64577554
When he's ready.
>>64577090
he literally put his team in a position to win that game and make a super bowl. who fucking cares if he isnt actually elite and needs a good team around him. news flash: a good RB needs a good team around him to win a super bowl. a good WR needs a good team around him to win a super bowl. I can go on
he put up the best performance in half a decade in 2013 playoffs and will very likely not be the reason the chiefs lose if they do in the playoffs this year
>>64577524
Joe Mixon would make a great Raven.
>>64576800
twitter niggers did
actual fans of the team knew better when reggie took the helm along with that what was it 80million? is dead money or something like that.
>>64571765
that would be an ebin maymay
>>64572773
>elite defense
>>64568346
sean plz go
