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Hornets vs Clippers 7pm
Magic vs Nets 7pm
Celtics vs Lakers 7:30pm
Raptors vs wizards 7:30pm
Bulls vs Pacers 8pm
Wolves vs Jazz 8pm
Mavericks vs Warriors 8:30pm
Spurs vs suns 8:30pm
Blazers vs nuggets 10pm
Kings vs 76ers 10pm
ayy 1st for i bless Ismet with healthy knees
>>64556071
I don't really care about NT desu lad
>>64556149
Were you born in Germany or turkey
>>64556149
>no ambition
you won't even become like mithat demirel who's basically your ceiling, baka
>no confirmation at all that this is actually him
You guys a fucking idiots. He is just lying on the internet because that's all the lazy krauts do today.
>>64556190
Germany
>>64556223
Wow those germany memes are real.
i demand Ismet to post pic + timestamp for him to be crowned as new /nba/ king
>>64556211
>pretending to be somebody nobody has ever heard of
>>64556211
We've had a German poster with Turkish blood who plays basketball for a while I think, so it's not hard to believe.
>>64556351
>>64556404
>>64556415
DELETE THIS
>The first 5 flags were foreign ones
The apehoop league can fuck off tbfh
I'm currently taking care of Brandon Roy's $6000 labradoodle puppy. AMA
NEW EXPANSION TEAM!
SEATTLE CRABS!
>>64556447
We worldwide baby
>>64556452
mine too
>>64556503
ayyyyyyy
Meme stream app told me Curry is questionable to play in tonights game, as well as Ezeli is out.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/_69aOIsL1o/
>50 cent on a warpath to get Early's shit back
Hey wizshits :^)
Ismet & Crabs new 2016 meeeemeeezz
>>64556542
underrated post
STOP!!!!!!!
>>64556493
Is it cute
A girl that used to have a crush on me had a cute labradoodle
She's a man now
>Getting shot in the same knee you just had surgery on
Why does this place look like /furpuck/?
>>64556608
D-delete this
>>64556371
He just made up a story, someone found a german dude, then he just went along with it. I want this faggots face with a timestamp
YOU LIKE KRABBY PATTIES DONT YOU, CANADA?
>>64556777
le cynical american man
>tfw main export is crab
DMV CAN'T STOP WINNING AGAINST CANADA
>>64556813
Turn off your proxy canada I know it's you
Wtf is this crab meme
>>64556851
Canadians are all genetically allergic to crab and that's why the wizards swept them in the first round last season, all the players are crab before the game, very good fresh crab from the Chesapeake
>>64556901
Is there any advanced stats to back up that theory?
>>64556851
>HE DOESN'T KNOW
It seems like everytime I get in one of these threads Canada is getting BTFO
>>64557328
>it's a facefuck canada thread
what else is new
>>64556916
>plot twist
>all canadians are actually crab people
>>64557456
>damage control
crab people are filthy liars
>>64557290
haha just noticed this post, ahahhaah my fucking sides!! ahahahahahaha...
allen crabbe to toronto when?!!? AHAHAHAHAH
>>64557456
>damage control
Want some old bay, eh?
guys pls
What is going on in this thread lol?
>>64557456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA
AHAHAHAHAH
UNDAH .500!!!
UNDAH .500!!
AHAHAHA
>>64557456
i'll facefuck you gently and with love
Create an All time team based off players you've seen in person
Kidd/Payton/Prime Rose
Kobe/Rice
Carter/Odom
Garnett/Gasol
Shaq/Hakeem/Ewing
Can anyone beat this?
Why do people use advance stats when they are so fucking stupid?
>>64557499
allen crabbe is gonna kobe-style skullfuck the raptors next time he plays them
>>64557601
.../...
.../...
.../...
.../...
Clint Capela/...
unbeatable
>>64557601
Actually replace Rose with CP3 and Gasol with Blake Griffin, that's how it'll look 5 years from now
>>64557623
the people or the stats?
>>64557601
Wall
Curry
Kyle singler
Nene
Drummond
I've been to 2 games. Going to my third on subday
>>64557666
So in Reality
Kidd/CP3/Payton
Kobe/Rice
Carter/Odom
Garnett/Griffin/Gasol
Shaq/Hakeem/Ewing
>TFW Dad Say Magic, West, Wilt, Goodrich and Elgin Baylor
>>64557601
Lowry/Hill
PG/DeRozan
Melo/Rudy gay
Blake/vucevic
DeAndre/JV
>>64557601
parker/westbrook/cp3
ginobili/jordan/harden
kawhi/pippen/lebron
duncan/griffin/love
robinson/boban/howard
>>64557648
TORONTO VS PORTLAND
Thursday Feb 04 Moda Center, Portland, OR
10:00pmET
FEAR THE CRABBE!
>>64557769
somebody make some dank oc
>>64557748
Should be
CP3/Westbrook/Parker
Jordan/Manu/Harden
Lebron/Pippen/Leonard
Duncan/Griffin/Love
Howard/Robinson
>>64557806
>taking boban off my team
>implying I'm not starting every spur
baka
>>64557601
yao ming/shaq
hakeem/duncan
bird/mcgrady
jordan/iverson
magic/curry
my 10 > your 10
>>64557769
I'm the Canadian Clippers fan. Hahahaha you fucking idiot.
>>64557719
west was actually pretty op
rest are overated
>tfw never saw Iverson live
>tfw never saw vinsanity live
>tfw never saw tmac live
>tfw never saw kobr live
>>64557888
>Magic
>Wilt
Overrated
My dad also saw Kareem and a few other guys, pretty much all the legends of the 70s and 80s
Wilt was the GOAT and Kareem is number two DESU. Russell was a team babby who is extremely smart, next to Kareem probably the smartest person just on an IQ level to ever play the game
>heinsohn talking about how green could be the next kobe if he develops right
ayyyy
>>64557719
For my dad
Magic/CP3/Stockton
Kobe/West/Earl the Pearl
Dr J/Baylor
Griffin/Mailman
Kareem/Shaq/Wilt/Hakeem
I sorta envy my dad tbqh
#2015favs
>>64558100
i was talking about your dad picks
>wilt
>kareem
dont let nostalgia fool you go watch actual full games wilt is rode west to his ships and kareem rode oscar and magic to his ship
both couldnt carry hakeem and shaq would shit on both of them
>>64558342
kinda like how duncan rode kawhii and parker and ginobili for his ships?
>>64558440
Yes exactly.
Duncan is a faggot that rode all of them to Championships as well as riding cock.
>>64558238
Ismet could be the next Kobe if he develops right desu senpai
>>64558342
>wilt is rode west to his ships
Explain 1962 when he had a season that was statistically unreal on a mediocre team who he led to the playoffs
Wilt was one of the GOATs and my dad who's been an NBA fan since he was a kid in the 60s regards him and West as the Greatest players he's ever seen, (though he was a general LA sports fan who while seeing Jordan had a bias towards Jerry West, Magic and Gail Goodrich as the GOAT guards.)
>>64558499
>giving credit to the biggest pacebabby memeplayer ever
fuck oscar robertson
any anons here in dk's 400k mini year end special?
>>64558682
>TFW i feel like I'd do well at sports gambling but my Sports history professor said the lesson of all sports history is to "Never bet on sports" so I avoid it knowing that =/- is developed so that no one ever wins
can anybody who knows about A/V stuff tell me when we'll realistically see sports broadcast in 4k? I see all these ads for 4k TVs but it seems like a meme to me seeing as how the only stuff in 4k is porn and high end PC vidya. sports is broadcast in 720p right now and that's all I watch
>>64558804
>Sports history professor
Ask him why the Lakers are the greatest team ever to grace the sport of basketball.
>>64558440
>parker
>ginobili
they both suck senpai both would be nothing on their own
duncan is the man robinson rode him to his ships parker and ginobili rode him on some kenny smith shit
he rode kawaii doe cause he old now and knows it.
>>64558524
his team averaged 31-49 that season brah hakeem and shaq never had a 30 win season im not even checking im sure they didnt wilt wasnt that good tbhfamilia
the level of play early in the league was pretty weak senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78v25cinYI
>>64558869
ask him why they're now an embarrassing franchise that will never recover
>>64558523
All this shitposting.
Are you the same Frenchie that answered me last thread?
>>64558842
Toronto is going to be testing it out, but I'd say 2 years until we'll be getting a respectable amount of 4k sports content worldwide (certain big games each season or particular teams adopting it), probably a few more before it's close to standard.
>>64558043
>tfw not sure there will be a global game here in 2016
>>64558842
Probably never, or at least not for a while
Normie sports fans don't give a shit about that stuff. The demand will never happen
>>64559010
Looks like no one is going to come to Brazil next year
>>64559059
Daily reminder to /sp/ in general that you shouldn't come to Olympics. First because it isn't sport, second because they will rob you, kill you and sell your organs in Rio de Janeiro.
Anywhere else is fine.
>Go Wizards nowhere in sight since the Clippers destroyed the Wizards
>>64559122
I've been at the WC last year. Everything was fine there.
>>64559122
I'm never going to Brazil anyway
My aunt is from Brazil and says how amazing it is but she grew up rich and her dad's a doctor. I think she was sheltered from all the shit growing up.
>>64559136
>>
I'm still here I'm done with the name tho it's actually gay as fuck and defeats the reason why I like 4chan
>>64558984
yes
you're a meemee now Ismet, you're a meemee
also if you make it to the league i'll put you in my top 10 husbando list
>tfw another year is about to come to a close without Seattle getting a basketball team
FUCK SEATTLE
>>64558981
can't wait for this summer when lakers land a big free agent. i know i said this last summer but THIS IS THEE SUMMER. we got all dat kobe money now to give to kd, leborn, or a shit load of elite role players....
all we have to do now is play the waiting game and let the FA's come to us.
>>64559203
> make it to the league
B-But I'm already in the league.. just not the NBA
Give me a rundown of your top 10 list.
>>64559323
I ordered your Jersey already ismet. If the Raptors draft you, you can stay with me
>>64559323
>>64559446
all of us should order ismet jerseys off of ali express or some chinese ebay pirated jersey seller
real will recognize real and /nba/ will be TRULY outchea
>>64559242
>face.extension
>>64559198
it was gay but everyone here got used to its gayness
>>64556204
>who is the leading all time scorer in the NBA
>>64559690
he wasn't born muslim tho
>>64559701
>religious belief is a genetic thing
You must be totally stupid
>>64559701
>muslim is a race
are these the people I talk basketball with?
ismet do you ever tell girls "ay bb my name is ismet but today I feel like adding the k in front of it cus it was destiny meeting u" ?
we need alba berlin game threads, germanbros hook it up with a stream
>>64559742
Shut up you dumb maplenigger.
>>64559771
>(You)
>mad
>tobagan meme country
pick all
>tfw no thicc lightskin gf
did curry win at life bros?
>>64559755
> alba berlin
Let me remind you that Alba Berlin defeated the spurs.
>>64559877
I know I saw that game and it got me mad af. we need to cheer on an /nba/ bro trying to make it. please use that line on a girl they speak english in germany right
>>64559323
something like this if it comes to NBA players, i'm prolly forgetting people & i would add college players i've seen but i don't remember their names at all
1. Curry
2. Oubre
3. Lowry
4. Booker
5. Teague
6. Exum
7. Payton
8. Rose
9. Rubio
10. Chalmers
>>64559728
>>64559742
>being born into a culture based on location and demographic surroundings isn't a thing
stick to kuckpuck you dullards
Who here /longesttenuredcoachincity/?
>>64559939
>no myers leonard
>no raul neto
shit list desu
>>64559945
You really are stupid. Get yourself checked.
>>64559963
>that flag
>existing
when will canada go away forever
>>64559962
Leonard is 2big and Neto has a weirdly shaped face which makes him look like shit from some angles family
>>64559983
>get BTFO
>responds with even more dumb shit
Just walk away
>>64559771
>>64559804
WW3 WHEN?
CANADA VS TOBAGO VS GERMANY VS TURKEY LOL
>>64559985
this man approaches you and wants a kiss, what do?
>>64560011
>gets btfo
>acts like he didn't get btfo
>is canadian
you just can't stop taking Ls m80
>>64560032
i'm not into hobbits senpai
>mfw I nearly fell for the Skip Bayless bait
You know what's funny m8s. I remember when monta left the Warriors, I thought curry wouldn't be able to hold his own because he seemed to always play off montas ridiculous plays. He sure proved me wrong
Any bay area fags miss watching monta Ellis post game interviews and watching him try to speak proper English. Fucking hilarious shit
>>64557601
magic/pippen
pg-13/butler
durant/kawhi
lebron/artest
rodman/draymond
have lebron and magic be your ball handlers and have rodman, green, and artest guard at the 4 and 5 and lebron and magic can help when needed. durant, kawhi, butler, pg-13 all shoot meme shots and help lebron score. pippen is lebron-mini and does everything when needed
literally unstoppable
>>64560160
I bet you wear diapers so you can eat your own shit
>>64560184
> yfw Ismet hits the Gym extra hard these coming weeks and months
> yfw /NBA/ shitposting will fuel me
>>64560218
somebody is going to steal my genius kismet/ismet line. I bet tommy heinsohn says it when covering ismet
ADD A K TO THAT SHOT
BECAUSE IT'S DESTINY
>all i wanted for Christmas was a dank free agent...
>>64559742
Jaja I'm done with life after this comment
Cleanthony Early's MRI results reveal no structural damage or surgery needed on shot knee, sources tell Yahoo. Clean up to avoid infection.
this general is everything but basketball lol.
>>64560446
>no structural damage after getting shot
>>64560446
>>64560474
dude is retarded lucky
don't be a smartass, you know it means no ACL/MCL/PCL/cartilage damage
Kobe's last game in Boston tonight and its gonna be a blowout hype
>>64560545
Also, did Dish get rid of NBA TV for everybody? They blacked mine out starting with the Boston/Cleveland game a few weeks back. I live in Louisville Kentucky, so I've got no local CSN or FS channels to watch any of these games, so I'm wondering why my NBATV is still gone.
>>64560545
I should tell my bro to see if he can get tickets
>>64560595
Maybe it was just a monthly free preview and i didn't know.
>>64560625
I saw on the Celtics twitter that they have some left starting at $149. If i lived in the area I'd go. I might go to the Pacers/Celtics game in March desu
>>64560545
Boston can eat a dick.
>>64560545
FUCK the lakers and kobe
>>64560648
Yeah, my brother makes like 35 K a year... he's probably working right now... he can't afford it, still he should switch to the game, as an LA native he needs to see Kobe's las game at the Garden
>>64560650
>Post picture of the only Laker i like because I'm from Kentucky
ok
>>64559198
>get blown the fuck out in a demarcus cousins debate
>becomes an even bigger laughing stock in /nba/
>drops his name
hahahahhahahahaha i never lose an /nba/ debate
>>64560702
Shit i make maybe 22k, I'd splurge on that. Shit's history.
>mfw both teams commemorate Kobe's last game in the Garden by bricking widely contested jumpers
>>64560705
Being from KY, liking the Lakers
I'm currently talking with a girl who's moving from Kentucky to LA on OkCupid,.. what's a good way to get her attention
Lebron responds to #BLM: "are you fucking kidding me?"
>>64560750
wear a Julius Randle jersey.
>>64560723
Yeah, but while my Dad is willing to spend on me and my bro after college we don't want to ask him, he raised us to be independent.
He can watch it on TV, he Works in Boston but lives in Providence to save money. He wouldn't want to spend the money especially since he's more of a Clipper fan and would rather spend the money seeing Blake and CP3 for the 20th time.
>>64560787
Nah, I have a Kobe Jersey, Laker Rodman Jersey, Shaq Jersey and Jerry West Jersey. I'll get a D'Angelo Jersey if he turns out to be GOAT
Is Jerry West from West VA good enough?
>>64560750
>>64560787
This. I'm a Celtics fan though, so you're my mortal enemy.
>>64560824
But for real, order a Kentucky jersey. They go for ~$75. Get #15 and say you like Willie Cauley-Stein or #22 and say you like Alex Poythress and hope the Lakers draft him. But make sure she's a UK fan first. She might be a Louisville fan, in which case tell her to fuck off.
http://www.datpiff.com/Lil-B-The-BasedGod-Thugged-Out-Pissed-Off-Mixtape.756747.html
THUGGED OUT PISSED OFF MIXTAPE JUST DROPPED
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK KEVIIN DURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
JAMES HARDEN STAYS BEING CURSED LMAO
>>64560874
She's pretty Cute and I'm a UCLA fan in DI and a UCSD fan (my Alma Matter) in DII, I can do either. Anyway the only reason I like Kentucky is because I Calapari cares for his players after they're gone if you get what I mean... but I'm a UCLA fan through and through
>>64560921
Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah look at those capital letters folks this kid is trying to be like the meme olympics here
>>64560965
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
heh, nothing personnel kid
>>64561004
:watches as his katana comes out:
:Bends over a bit:
:ass cheeks jiggling:
:Lifts up skirt offering myself:
>>64561004
>>64561029
back to /a/ faggots, we talk basketball here.
CURRY CONFIRMED OUT
>>64560921
nice lil b mixtape
Is there anyone more NBA core than Lil B?
>>64561051
so this game will actually be interesting?
I wonder if Green and Klay will be able to hold it down without him tonight.
>>64561051
Does anyone else want it to be a torn ACL that ruins his season and rest of his career?
>>64561082
he just got knee'd in his calf, if anything it's a bruised muscle.
>>64561082
it's his calf. hope that it stays weak and it leads to an achilles tear
>>64561109
>>64561100
>>64561082
>>64561079
also, when the fuck is Barnes going to be back? Sprains don't take more than a week or two to heal completely, even among non-athletic people.
>>64561164
it's a high ankle sprain, those take long
>>64561109
>hope that it stays weak and it leads to an achilles tear
this
>>64561082
No not really
>>64561082
I hope that it somehow leads to his leg needing to be amputated so the rest of his life will be ruined.
>>64556695
It's ok. It's not trained and it peed in my bedroom. It's cute though.
Stephen Curry and Lebron James were both hanging from a cliff, you only have strength to lift only one of them....WHAT DO YOU DO.
>>64561496
How did you get to watch the dog? Kill it desu
papa needs a new pair of shoes
>>64561517
Lift lebron so he can lift curry.
>>64561641
this desu
>>64561051
WARRIORS GONNA LOSE BY 30
>>64561558
You're in trouble. Isaiah is the only player thats going to have a good game
>>64561706
pretty confident in it desu. only two idk about are pierce and parsons. maybe kobe but i get the feeling he's gonna shoot it like 30 times tonight anyway.
>>64556108
line-up for the all-star game. thoughts?
>>64561760
shit senpai
>>64561760
IT'S KAWAII'S TIME TO SHINE, NIGGAS
>>64561760
i'm sure that Kobr will take Leonard's spot, and Wade for DeRozan since it's a popularity vote.
>>64561760
West Frontcourt is gonna be Kobe/Griffin/Davis so you're only 1/3 tbqh
What's the best fantasy basketball website?
>>64561760
No Porzingis/10
damn it, im going to put vanalciunas over julius randle in for fantasy...i hope /sp/ isnt wrong this time...still have 2o minutes though to decide, but i pray to god you guys are right.
>>64561913
No you fool. Jared sullinger and Olynyk can't guard Randle
>there are people.who watch regular season NBA
HAHAHHAHAHA
>>64561760
>Paul George
He blew his load early on. Can't hit a shot for a while now and he's actually been a minus defender this whole season. Give his spot to an actual two-way guy like Melo or Butler.
>>64561760
WEST:
Rondo
Curry
Durant
Griffin
Cousins
EAST:
Wall
Derozan
Butler
James
Porzingis
this is the best, most entertaining line-up
>>64561940
but the raptors play washington.
randle is coming off thefucking bench cause byron scoot is a dumb fuck!!!! FUCK.
raps vs wiz might be a big game. 15 minutes to decide!!!! valanciunas 2nd game back vs gortata...WHO LOL
>>64562031
Valanciunas is a fucking bum. Gortat will destroy him
>>64561915
>ginobli amongs niggers
TOP KEK
>>64562031
JV is going to put up some points but he's on limited minutes since coming back and working his way into the starting lineup again.
I would say stick with JV because no one on the Lakers can score or rebound but I might be wrong.
>It's a Kirk Hinrich episode
>>64562123
10 minutes LOL
what im banking on is the lakers/ celties rivalry...but that raps wizzards play off rivalry....true, JV is ocming off an injury, but that game might go down to a guards battle wall lowry derozan and whoever filledi n for beal...
DAMNIT!
ima go with randle, ill have to wait for valanciunas to give me a decent game before i put him in.
>>64562166
>Jonas Valanciunas will start against the Wizards on Wednesday.
Advice: He came off the bench on Monday and looked fine against Pau Gasol. Valanciunas only played 21 minutes in that game, so he will likely be in the mid 20s tonight. Bismack Biyombo will move back to the bench and should have been dropped in most leagues.
ill stick with randle. no matter who i choose though, RBL always wins.
Randle is getting like 15-20 mins/game atm cuz Byron Scott. Larry Nance is with the starters at PF.
>>64562195
i just checked nance's minutes last 2 games, 21 and 27...randle was like 23 and 19....
VALANCIUNAS IT IS! GO RAPS!
>>64562220
It depends on the matchup, and against the Celtics the Lakers will likely have to play big with a 4 instead of small with two 3s.
Byron Scott is all over the place so Randle could get 30 mins tonight, but if Larry Nance rolls with the starters and LA has to play a 4 then yeah, tough shit for Julius.
No sense in trying to figure out what the Magic and Lakers do with their mins, cuz both coaches literally make it up as they go.
>>64562265
did this guy not get the memo? we traded jeremy lin.
>>64562282
i legit thought that was a chinese woman
Inb4 kobe was just bullshitting that this was his last season so teams could jack up ticket prices when he plays.
>Female reporter
>Austin Rivers hits 2 3s back to back
>Bad for the Clippers, good for the Hornets
i went with JV guys, sorry, i know this isnt my blog.
Lakers most likely will play brandon Bass and Nance , to try and out defense the celtics. randle has been struggling offensively, and no way he goes off against one of the best defensive teams in the league.
FEEL GOOD BREHS
>>64562265
Do all chinese in boston root for the warriors and lakers?
>>64562265
chink fans are the worst
Any links to the Celtics Lakers game?
get in here bros! watch history!
>>64562418
>>64562421
Nba tv
How fucking bad does Julius Randle have to suck if a 2nd round pick rookie starts over him?
>>64562362
1 rebound 1 assist bro
Looking good
>>64562458
Lakers find 2nd round gold. Clarkson is still their best player.
>>64562362
Make that 2 points 1 rebound 1 assist !
YOU DID IT
JV HAS 2 REBOUNDS NOW
4 points 2 rebounds 1 assist
JV is WRECKING everyone
>>64562531
>>64562491
>>64562473
fuck yeah...thanks canada bro. will post randles numbers when he gets in the game.
>>64562543
I have him in my fantasy team too.
9.50 fantasy points so far in the 1st quarter. Not bad
What does a bank like BMO know about basketball?
>>64562580
Do they know the difference between a triple double and a double triple?
>>64557806
> not starting the admiral
>>64562543
6 POINTS 3 REBOUNDS 1 ASSIST
He just got a tip in after a missed FT by Carrol
>>64562580
>WHO'S GONNA SAVVVVVVE THE WOOOOOOOOOOLRD TONIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTT
fucking TSN with these repeat commercials.
rivers is far better as a SG coming off the bench than a primary ball handler
why is some random maplenigger on a chinese train cartoon forum a better coach than doc rivers
>>64562664
Because Doc Rivers is the GM of the team and literally his dad so he's going to pay his son and play him some minutes.
JULIUS RANDLE HAS CHECKED IN, REPEAT, BULLY BALL HAS CHECKED IN!
1/1 2PTS
Bruhs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyVY-vL_GA0
>>64559953
I like him a lot, but his BAAWWSTON accent is annoying af
>>64562701
cant hear shit
End of 1st quarter
JV has 6 points 3 rebounds 1 assist
Approximately 13.25 fantasy points
>there were people who paid extra money to watch kobrick bryant shoot 0-15 in his final game in bawston
ayyyyyyyyyyy sure are watching "history"
>>64562701
Was this recorded with nail clippers?
damn, julius is 5/5, 2/4 shooting , 1/2 from the FT line....plz julius stop..
Who's the most meme NBA player that isnt:
>LeBron James
>Steph Curry
>Kevin Durant
>James Harden
>Kobe Bryant
wolves jazz is fucking empty lmao
you could probably hear a rat pissing on cotton in the target center ahahahahahah
>losing to the lelkers
>nance got hurt and Randle playing well
>that guy that didn't start him
>>64562961
Paul pierce
spurs game thread
>>64563130
>>64563130
I SHOULD HAVE PUT IN RANDLE
FUCK!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
I told you to play Randle you fucking retard
>>64562961
>durant is a meme player
how
who /bullyball/ here?
>qt feet on the captcha
more pls
>>64563228
JV has 6 points 5 rebounds 1 assist at half time
What does Randle have so far?
>>64562961
russel westbrrok/anothony davis
Canada bro, why was JV pulled from the game?
>>64563272
12pts 7reb 1ast
1 3pter. on 5/10 shooting.
>>64563275
He was? I had to go do something during the entire 2nd quarter.
It must be Casey being a faggot again.
>>64563294
Well it's a gamble on players like these. Both can put up numbers one game and suck shit the other.
Is exum a bust?
Dubs/Mavs
>>64522039
>>64522039
>>64522039
Reminder that this actually happened
>>64563272
Who is JV?
>>64563346
yes. Literally every other point guard from that draft is better than him
why is victor oladipo ass now
?
>>64563513
........
saw tangerine on Netflix last night (good movie), reminded me of clips4lyfe
>>64563492
you actually need basketball ability rather than just athleticism
>>64560173
>not having a diaper fetish
>>64563418
Jonas Valanciunas
BREAKING JV UPDATE NEWS:
8 points 7 rebounds 1 assist
>>64563590
Why do you keep posting his stats? Daily fantasy?
>all this chucking
AUSTIN RIVERS HAS 20 POINTS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
>>64563704
Some anon was undecided all day about starting him over Julius Randle in his fantasy team. He went with JV at the final second.
I'm watching the game and keeping that anon updated
>>64563737
i thought his ankle imploded
>wall
I thought that ape nigger draymond green was a top 10 player in the league? why are the warriors getting BTFO without curry?
wtf am i missing?
38-14
suns fucking suck lol
>>64563763
With the way Randle and Nance have been playing that's fair. But with the Nance injury Randle has been playing really well. No one would know Nance tweaked his ankle.
>TWolves/Jazz
>38-31
>At the HALF
Kek
>warriors
>celtics
what the fug is going on
>29-1 GSW getting btfo by a tier 3 team
>only missing Steph Curry
>Steph Curry not the best player in the world right now.
>>64563865
curry is out, klay is like 2/8
>>64563865
warriors missing curry, barnes, festus and barbosa today
>>64563886
but nobody stops klay thompson
>>64563902
except klay thompson
Marcus Smart literally just killed his back doing a putback dunk
>>64557601
uh...
-Me
-Jordanian national team player
-my tall cousin
-another Jordanian national team player
...fuck this game
>>64563934
that play wasn't......too smart...
>>64563275
He's on limited minutes coming off his hand injury.
Oubre is pretty cute. I'd suck him off. No homo.
Ross is heating up
>>64563894
So they missing just Steph and Barbosa, gotcha.
>>64564170
barbosa has been terrible this year, ezeli being out matters a ton more
i had no idea Jarrett Jack is averaging 7.3 assists a game
my nigga
remember how fucking sick he was on the GSW?
>bogut not returning to game with leg injury
AYYYYY
>>64564170
Ezeli is more important.
Bogut barely plays 20 minutes a game. No Ezeli means the dubs are forced to use Speights.
>two old ladies jumping up and down with noisemakers on camera and Jack says "Sloppy..."
Lmao sure he was talking about the raps but tell me i wasnt the only one who saw that
RAPTORS ARE CHOKING
FUCKING STOP!!!!
>Carroll throwing bricks from the line
He is turning Rudy Gay tier right now never go full Gay on this team dude
>walking gingerly off the court
Fine fuck off to the DL and take PPat with you
>he isn't an absolutely RIPPED big guy
lmao
>Wall
Derozan for Eastern Conference Player of the Month for December t b h
>Johnathan Wall
Oh, look, injuries are catching up with the Warriors just like people said they would. Shocker. So much for 72-10.
>WALL SHOOK
THE EAST IS OURS
>>64564358
there's no way he doesn't have a penis the size of a horse's
>>64564382
yes indeed family
>>64564401
He's not been the same since Splatoon tbqfh
>>64564392
>warriors losing at the half of one game
>curry out with minor bruise
>you've been waiting over a year to post this
>that flag
go make some tea britbong
>Spurs rest starters
>win by 30 instead of 40
>Warriors without 1 starter
>down 20 to the lowly Mavs
My fucking sides.
>>64564443
>go make some tea britbong
That's a good idea tbqfh, going to go and put the kettle on, later
>Johnathan Wall missing key freethrows AGAIN
like poetry
It's over shut the team down fire everyone trade everyone
>>64564484
>kawhi lereddit 22 minutes after 2 quarters and change
Odds that the team plane """""accidentally""""" leaves and forgets Jeff Hornacek in San Antonio?
fuck the wiz and fuck carroll he is singlehandedly blowing this game
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>64564443
>minor bruise
his calf's been pretty fucked since they knocked into it in the jazz game. He was limping on xmas. >>64564484
>>64564525
Wall is shook af senpai
every game is a suffering, canadian bros ;-;
John Wall more like John Pass ;)))
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>MISSING AN OPEN 3 POINTER
JARED "DUD"LEY
Carroll again letting Dudley off the hook
Holy fuck what a fucking dumbass
>>64564674
Yup but good thing we are up against John Wall.
Shook AS FUCK
>gortat getting outrebounded by cojo
>>64564648
the injury in utah was a different one. rondo crashed into curry in their last game with the kings and got his shin
>>64564715
so he has two fucked up legs?
Spurs could roll out Patty Mills, Danny Green, Kyle Anderson, Matt Bonner and a cardboard cutout of David Robinson and play the Mavs tougher than the Memes are tonight.
Because the Spurs are a good team, not a meme.
LMAOOOOO WALL SHOOK AF
>JOHN WALL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAA
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PHAM LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>JOHN WALL
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64564738
>not a meme
>lose to choke paul and the cloppers, the literal memest team of them all
Ok grandpa
AHAHAHAHAHA JOHN WALL BLOCKED GW
Why does /sp/ hate John Wall so much? He's literally the best player on an awful roster.
He'd be better on a team where he was the 2nd best player and a passer, like Chris Paul.
how shook is john wall right now?
>>64564736
He could've played today or tomorrow if he wanted to but I guess they don't want to risk it. MRI came up with a bruise.
>JOHN WALL
>LITERALLY LOSING THE GAME
>AGAIN
JUST WHEN HE WAS RECOVERING FROM THE INITIAL SHOOKENING, HE HAD TO PLAY TORONTO AGAIN
>>64564736
he played through the first one so I assume it's fine. the second one had him limping but the MRI only showed a bruise so he'll be back soon. i think he'll be back for houston, he probably has competitive beef with haren
>>64564797
He's always butthurt and shook
>misses key FT
>misses game tying 3 point shot
>gets blocked on another 3 point shot in the same possession to lose the game
John Wall is literally trembling in the locker room right now hahaha
I automatically root against any team with a Plumlee.
how many of yall hope steph curry is seriously hurt?
*raises hand*
literally how did the lakers win
>>64564945
plumlee's are faggots, so are the morris twins, and those rookie twins...any twins in the nba are faggots.
>>64564976
*raises paw*
>>64564797
Its mostly just cancerous Canadians.
>>64564976
Raises dick
RBL News Update:
RBL at the top of the league once again with consecutive Ws tonight.
Kobe pulverizes the Celtics while the Raptors keep John Wall nice and shook. Bulls trying to rally back against the Pacers in the 4th.
>>64564993
>robin and brook lopez are fags
Towns is so fucking good.
>tfw remembering all those ppl saying Okafor>>Towns
>>64565034
If the Wolves drafted Okafor and the Sixers drafted KAT, KAT would be the bust
I'm still in disbelief there's an organization in the NBA that's worse than the Wolves
>>64565033
>le caveman mascot molester twins
>>64565067
Nah, Towns has the old school all around post game. He'd be a handful on any team. He'd prolly be averaging 25ppg if he were on Philly where Wiggins wasn't taking a bunch of his shots.
>>64565067
Okafor is literally eddie curry 2.0
lakers win..im jacking the fuck off tonight...FUCK YEAH FUCK THE CELTICS
>>64565032
You are objectively the worst broship, fambam.
>>64564945
I bet the three Plumlees ran train on this guys sister.
>>64565154
sounds more like the plumlees are running train on your ass
>>64565149
Lakers laked
Raptors rapped
now all thats left is for the bulls to bull...
WE
E
OUT
U
T
HERE
E
R
E
where's that fag saying the Celtics would beat the Lakers yesterday? HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKING RBL BROSHIPPED NIGGA
>>64557601
easy
Chauncey/Lindsey Hunter
Rip/Mike James
Tay/Darvin Ham
Sheed/Corliss Williamson
Ben/Mehmet Okur
>>64565221
Small Penis Club on pooicide watch
NUGGGETS
lol swaggy p got censored in his post game interview
Holy shit that move by Jimmy Buckets was rawwww
>"best sg in the league"
>can't do shit without curry in there to draw attention
would klay even average more than 15pts a game if he was the #1 option
Seriously tho KAT is a fucking monster man. He has so many post moves and a wet ass jumper. Legit as fuck.
Too bad he's on the Wolves and nobody gets to see him.
Something caught your eye wall?
>>64565379
Him and Wiggins are the new Kobr shaw
>>64565342
He looks almost as retarded as Joakim Noah
Dallas>=Houston>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>San Antonio
>>64565396
saved
>>64565342
>Using one game as your sample size.
If you're autistic enough, go compile Klay's stats of all the games he played without Curry.
>Bledsoe goes down
>Phoenix being BTFO left and right
>Dame goes down
>Portland blows out Cavs, Kings and are shitting on Denver
what does it all mean
>>64565432
Not him but do you really think he'd be good as a #1 option? Wasn't there a stat of him being assisted on like 70% of his shots last year?
I don't know if he'd average 15 PPG but dude 100% benefits by playing on one of the greatest passing teams of all time to get him open so much.
>>64565424
KAT can be a superstar but idk about Wiggins. KAT just has that it about him. Maybe it's having Garnett in his ear all the time, but you can tell he's hungry as fuck.
Wiggins mostly just goes through the motions.
Curry confirmed as the goat. Warriors are historically great with him but get blown the fuck out by scrubs every time he's out
Nuggets
>Warriors vs spurs
>on a Monday night at 10:30pm
>not on national tv
Who comes up with this scheduling
Let me tell you how much the Cockshits fucking suck.
First off, their GM is a fat fucking autistic hack. And not even the flattering for of autistic like Rain Man. At least served a purpose and could count fucking toothpicks and win his brother money by counting cards. THIS GUY IS MAKING DECISONS AND ROCKETS FANS DEFEND HIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY.
Second off, Houston has built a "core" for their team, aka James Harden and Dwight Howard. This "core" is probably the worst in the league, not even kidding. Yeah, Howard was good, what, five years ago? And Harden literally makes 100% of his points from the stripe. YEAH FAGGOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK AND GET THE CALL YOU LITTLE BITCH.
Third, their supporting cast is fucking atrocious. It all started when (see second paragraph) decided to let their best player go, and replace said handsome man with fucking TREVOR ARIZA. Yeah, remember him? Neither do I.
Fourth, the head fucking coach. Kevin Mchale just might be medically retarded. He walks like a retard, so maybe his mental capacity shares the same trait.
And lastly, Houston itself. Houston is full of minorities and fucking smells. Nice "major city" you got there, while I'm breathing in fucking 100% carbon dioxide.
Fuck this team, fuck the fans, fuck the "fans" on this board, I hope all of you rot in hell.
>>64565586
they're expecting pop to sit all his starters that game lel
>>64565428
nice b8
>>64565528
Wiggins can definitely be one but I think KAT is progressing way quicker.
Wiggins problem is he has like 2 offensive moves so it's easy to read him for the defense, and unlike someone like say Z-bo who also had like 2 offensive moves for most of his career, Wiggins aren't extremely high percentage shots.
Defensively Wiggins can make all defense 1st team and as long as KAT gets to superstardom Wiggins only needs to expand his offensive game to like 22-23 PPG and as long as he takes advantage of his physical attributes on other parts of the game (upping his defense/rebounding) that duo would be fucking lethal.
No way they'll ever be kobr/shaw tier though. KAT's rookie year is going great but Shaq literally had the GOAT rookie year.
>yfw delly dives headfirst into currys ankles
RBL SWEEPS IN DRAMATIC FASHION AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>tfw tried to flirt with coworker today but I'm such a sperg I think I fucked it all up
>>64565615
story
real nigga hours start early tonight desu senpai
Name 1 good reason why Boban Marjanović shouldn't be rookie of the year.
Pro-tip: YOU CAN'T
>>64565605
zbo had elite positioning and strength, hes probably still the best low post player in the league right now
>>64565615
its ok, go up to her tomorrow and tell her RBL swept on a prime time night...she'll suck your dick.
Just got nba league pass tonight desu least I'm not sitting through fucking ads got to see the cheerleaders
Curry-babbies
At what age did you accept Jimmy Butler as your lord and savior?
>>64565642
Definitely I was arguing for him. Wiggins can't get away with having such a small amount of offensive moves like Z-bo did because Z-bo simply had better physical attributes for the shots he was taking (not saying he was more athletic, just that his wingspan and strength were way better and he was a post player).
Wiggins is a wing player so he really needs to expand his offensive game this offseason if he wants to take the next step. The athleticism/body is there to dominate everyone but the moves aren't.
>>64565605
Wiggins/KAT is the new Griffin/Jordan
>>64565517
If Kevin Martin could do it, so could Klay. They're pretty much the same player.
If we're ranking centers right now who is ahead of Towns? The Gasols and...?
Brooke Lopez and Vucevic are alright, Deandre nah, Dwight nah, Duncan is old, Drummond is a board machine but no offensive game like Towns.
Whoa...
>>64565682
>Duncan is old
and?
>>64565688
He's not better than Towns right now.
>>64565682
Whiteside
>>64565682
>doesnt mention Hibbeast.
>>64565687
Jesus christ
>>64565697
Yeah but he is still decent
>>64565687
this..is the power...of kawhi+LMA...
All cunts I know UK bandwagon warriors lmao
>>64565687
if kawai can shut down curry even a little warriors are fucked, if they try the small ball lineup the spurs can park their orc in the paint and get ridiculously easy points
>>64565700
whiteside is so meme it hurts
>>64565746
>draymond green is the best defender in the league
>>64565697
Pau is not better than Towns but Duncan/Whiteside are. Assuming DMC slotted at PF now since that's where all his minutes are this year..
1) Marc 2) Whiteside 3) Duncan 4) Towns
I don't completely buy into Whiteside though I'm betting some non Heat team will give him the max next year and he struggles like fuck, but I'm basing this purely on nothing.
>>64565517
>not remembering the game last year where Curry sat out and Klay dropped 37
>>64565687
Greatest defense of alltime
>12-3 by the Sixers
So this is the power of the fast pace
>>64565758
He is bro he can defend anyone, especially 89 year old slow white men
>RBL clean sweep
>>64565749
As opposed to Towns dragging the Timberwolves up to an amazing 12-20 record. Such a dominant force in the game etc
>>64565769
>Guy says don't use a one game sample size to argue against Klay
>uses one game sample size
Remember his entire finals performance? He is ridiculously streaky. I'm not denying his ability but a team with Klay as the first option would probably have the same record as the Lakers do right now.
>>64565687
>raptors
WE LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY OUTCHEAAAA
>>64565687
Damn..
>mfw people say draymond "literally mug the opponent and not get called for a foul" green is the best defender in the league
>mfw i have no face
>>64565746
Boban really is the key to all of this
>>64565761
Whiteside blocks shots and rebounds. He's a better version of Deandre. He doesn't have post move worth a fuck.
The only ones in Town's category are the Gasols, Brooke and Vucevic.
Duncan a few years ago obviously, but this year he doesn't do a whole lot.
>draymond green is the best defender in the league
>losing to the 76ers
this team never fails to find new ways to disappoint me
>>64565805
here's a face
>>64565615
>starting relationships at work
playing with fire, anon.
>>64565796
whiteside is entirly reliant on wade and dragic creating for him and towns is in another galaxy in terms of offensive game to whiteside
>muh 4 blocks a game
>muh lobs
>>64565799
Klay would be the first option on the Grizzlies m8
and that team would be amazing
>>64565820
TO BE FAIR FAMILIA duncan shut townes shit down when they played on the 23rd. your points are all great aside from the duncan thing, not the original guy you were talking to but i'm biased af
>>64565820
Centers aren't all about offense you know, especially considering rule changes which made people like LMA/DMC/AD who would have been centers 15 years ago be PFs now.
There is no doubt in my mind Duncan and Whiteside this year are better players than Towns.
Fuck u plum lee u Portland fgt
Cunny playing ball tho
>>64565814
>yfw he literally is
also JVG should be forced to watch every single free throw boban has made this season any time he gets the urge to give a buttblasted monologue about hack a whoever
>>64565839
Duncan had 2 points and 5 rebounds in that game. So I guess it went both ways.
>>64565796
At least KAT carries a team. Can't say the same for meme block man since spo sits him in practically every clutch time situation.
>>64565805
I'm glad Kawhi won the DPOY, at least he's not a meme defender. Plus, he has a good chance at repeating. I wonder if a perimeter player has ever done that?
>>64565836
Every defensive statistic outside of blocks also favors Whiteside this year, and it's not like Dragic/Bosh or oldman Wade are all defensive first team players to make him look better on that end than he is.
>>64565846
Have you seen Duncan or Whiteside play this year? Whiteside isn't even remotely close to Towns, and Duncan plays like 20 mins of defending and rebounding while LMA and Kawhi BTFO everyone.
There are other very good centers in the league right now like Vucevic and Brooke Lopez. Pau has been great for Chicago and Marc is about as reliable as you'll find.
Drummond, Deandre, Dwight, and Whiteside are one dimensional players. They can't create their own shot or shots for someone else. They're reliant on playmakers setting them up.
KAT, like a young Duncan, is a two way player.
Cunny halftime show r Americans pedos in portland
>>64565864
The only thing is he'll probably get pick and rolled to death on the other end. It's the major flaw in his game right now.
>See friends
>Undefeated in 2k
>Clippers win
>Warriors LOSE BY 20
>JOHN WALL HAHAHA
Cunny better than wnba this big bitch look like she can dunk
>>64565831
how?
>>64565865
probably, duncan had like no touches tho
>>64565914
>Pau has been great for Chicago
Have YOU watched a single chicago game this year or do you just look at the stat sheet?
I don't even need to know the answer to this question since you're arguing against players who are valuable for their defensive presence and think offensive centers are nearly as valuable as defensive centers in this day and age of meme ball.
>>64565823
Free Cousins
You don't go smallball to beat the Memeiors.
The Cavs had the right idea in the finals with Lebron posting up and slowing them down all the time, unfortunately Lebron isn't as great of a post player he thinks he is.
The Spurs will have no problem beating the Warriors.
ITT we post shooting guards unironically better than klay thompson
il start
>>64565953
how are defensive centers more valuable in the meme ball era? At least offensive centers can space the floor and open up lanes
>>64565953
Pau is a 36 year old offensive weapon at center on a team with a bunch of defenders. He ISN'T playing for his defense. Chicago guards wings so well that they can afford to sacrifice D at center.
Without Pau their offense would quite literally be a flaming pile of garbage.
His high post passing, rebounding and scoring keeps them a respectable team.
>>64565976
>>64565974
It's ISOing them not necessarily posting them up. Post up shots are also hard as fuck under current rules compared to the past.
If you have someone having a hot as fuck game though in ISO so that the rest of the team can get back on D they will beat the dubs tho
>>64565997
Because all of those players moved to PF. stretch 5s (see Meyers Leonard and Pero Antic) haven't had much success while defensive centers will always be valuable for clogging the paint to force them to shoot. This is the entire reason Zinger is a 4 and not a 5.
Also I'm not saying KAT is a one way player, but his defense isn't on the level of Whiteside or Duncan (this year) and If I were to take one of them on my team (THIS YEAR) I would take them both over him (this year).
So, now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that Joe Lacob is the best owner in the NBA, and Cuban is the second best, right?
>>64566044
>le throw team under the bus and make clutch shots man
LeBron looked like he was already paying the family bills at the age of 3
>>64566047
peter holt is the best owner and mark cuban is 2nd
go spurs go
>>64566051
>shig nig
>>64566059
>sit 'n spin
wtf is that
>>64566059
dat crackbabby face
>>64565976
>>64566070
>he didn't have a sit n spin
You sit Indian style on it. You tun the handle. You spin. YouTube it.
>>64566107
have you seen this nigga play recently? utter shit
Yall only discuss meme teams on this board
>>64565995
Just tuck in that shirt and it's good
Did the Warriors seriously let a manlet shit all over them tonight?
sixers are balling out right now
>>64566189
Who do you want to talk about Nigel
>>64566233
GIVE US NOEL YOU FUCKS
AHH
YOU HAVE TOO MANY CENTERS GIVE NOEL
GIVE NOEL
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>>64566279
>>64566279
>>64565976
>blue eyes white dragon
>>64566256
Nuggets and how they getting creamed rn but I love my.man fared
West getting BTFO by the Sixers
>>64566265
>Curry sits out game
>Thompson goes 4-15 for 10 points and team gets BTFO
>Lillard sits out game
>CJ gets 35 points, 11 rebounds, 9 assists, and 4 steals
>>64566296
It's okay man this win hurts me just as much as a portland fan
>tfw want to tank
>best player goes down
>wins out the ass
please god make it stop
Those whitebous on the blazers
Ish Smith has made the 6ers respectable. They're gonna have to bench him before long so they can keep being awful.
>>64565615
keep talking to her and actually ask her the next time you see her. If she actually is interested she will know why you sperged and might even be flattered. A lot of chicks dig awkwardness if you play it right and are good looking.
>>64566639
i don't know english either
>>64559176
>everything was fine there
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