How far will they go in EURO 2016? Can they win?
>hazard
>Kevin De Bruyne
>kompany
>courtiois
>lukaku
>januzaj
>benteke
Fellani an outside mention would have been even better if junior malanda didn't die, as he was going to be a special player.
Malanda was already on the way of becoming a meme. He missed two absolute sitters in the first two games of last year's Bundesliga.
Semis at best, a couple of world class players but like Wales are overrated simply because they've been punching above their weight for a while.
Will be shown up when/if they face Spain or Germany.
Maybe the finals but I don't see them winning it
Every time I hype them up in a Belgium thread, actual Belgians claim it's a meme team or they have a meme manager
Lose to Ireland
Lose to Sweden
Lose to Italy
>>64551340
those players mean nothing if u have wilmots as manager.. the man is a living joke
In theory they've probably got one of the best starting XI in the competition. How they perform together is obviously another question.
>>64551340
>hazard
lel
>Kevin De Bruyne
ginger
>kompany
exploding ligaments
>courtiois
Likes to buy reduced to clear meat
>lukaku
Poor mans Drogba
>januzaj
Literally a twink
>benteke
Poor mans Lukaku
I predict Quarter finals at best
>>64551734
This.
Predictable scenario:
>scrape out lucky one nillers
>encounter decent opposition
>choke because you don't know how to tactics
>barely beating shit buses 1:0
>barely beating handegg nation in extra time
>somehow №1 in fifa rating
hope this shitty isis squad collapses
Win once lose the remaining. eliminated after that
We got premier leagues best defence (vertonghen,alderweireld and Kompany)
We got a decent GK Courtois
Not a bad midfield with Naingoguy and Witsel
On top of that Lukaka who is beast atm
If KDB and hazard perform, we might reach finals
Third best team in Yurop behind Spain and Germany ^^
>>64551840
don't forget we're a non-country, just like you
>>64551734
>>64551811
Why do you guys consider him so shit? And why is he the manager of one of the best generations Belgium has produced if majority of belgians know he's shit?
>watch Belgium at 2014 world cup because everyone hypes them up
>they don't score before the 70th minute in any game and play boring defensive football even against shit teams
>hoof the ball up to Fellaini every time
I won't fall for the meme this time lads
hyped for them being beaten by Ireland (Jonathan Walters Hat-trick) in the finals
Do they have any defensive midfielders and fullbacks? If they are going to use centrebacks for these positions they'll fail hard
>>64556335
Our football association is clueless.
It's sad desu senpai desu
>>64559463
No fullbacks :')
Alderweireld and vertonghen do the trick.
Hopefully we'll have some decent backs in the future (Meunier, Foket). Defensive midfield is Witsel & Naingolan
>>64559610
Oh, I forgot about Witsel. Is he doing fine in Russia?
>>64551757
>Likes to buy reduced to clear meat
What's wrong with being a smart shopper?
>>64559649
He olays ok, a bit slow nowadays because of Russian football. Hopefully he'll get his transfer out of the Russian fridge this winter. He fucked up by moving to Russia. Needs to go to Italy desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftDJPgzSloI
Is he going to do it to them again lads ?
Azzar......Batshuay......Carrasco/Mertens
................De Bruyne..........
...Naingolan......Witsel/Kums.....
Vertonghen..Kompany..Lombaerts...Alderweireld
....,...........Courtois............
Give us the cup already dammit
>>64559749
Change Batshuayi for Fellaini
>>64551757
>likes to buy reduced to clear meat
Literally the GOAT insult I've ever heard
Belgiumbro's can win, but it will be hard to defeat Germany and Spain
>>64559766
Only use him in case of emergency, like we did against Argentina in the World Cup. Unfortunately that didn't work out well.
>>64559784
Spain are old news mate
I'd fear France if I was European
>>64559831
We've already taken care of France
>>64559781
Meat on clearance sounds pathetic. Its 2015 not 1980.
>"golden" "generation"
>havent even played a single semi final
>meanwhile we've made every sf since 06 and literally no one here thinks of a golden generation
>>64559900
They all play in the premier league so they're all overrated
They have no good defenders.
Hazard is finished.
Their strikers are predictable.
>>64559831
this, if they make their team work somehow they could reach finals
plus Griezmann is my man and I have faith in him showing up
>>64559900
There's only 10 million Belgians m8.
This really doesn't happen a lot.
>>64559749
Germany would destroy that team
So many african and muslim players... what's the deal, Belgium?
>>64559831
France's biggest enemy is itself.
>>64560092
Too deep for me
>>64560086
Only 3 muzzies i can think off and i don't think they're really religious: fellaini, chadli & dembele. Most of our blacks are mulattos btw.
Better than England, worse than Wales.
>>64560117
Benteke and Lukaku are blacker than night to be honest
>>64560117
But most of belgium NT is or african or muslim. What's going on in your country?
>>64560086
Belgium is 30-40% muslim
>>64559463
>do they have defensive mifeilders and fullbacks
uhh, yes some of the best on the planet you bellend
>>64559749
>kums
Well memed my friend
hello
we're relevant
A squad of over-hyped, sand-dancing bottlers carrying a nation's hope on their shoulders.
Gee I wonder how that will pan out.
>>64551340
half the players you mentioned are shit
>>64560145
Why are most Chilean shitskins?
Probably has something to with the fact that especially lower classes play football and we've become a country of immigration since the end of ww2. Also Congo used to be a colony so still big ties between our countries.
>>64560195
>Belgium
>Nation
pick uno, muchacho
>>64560210
>Why are most Chilean shitskins?
Because we are shitskins, Ahmed, but I'm just wondering why almost all of Belgium stars are or african or muslims. There's no need to be mad.
>>64560175
I'm a Bruges fan, but honestly who would you place there otherwise?
The ones playing in the PL are all slightly overrated because they get a lot of exposition.
The likes of Vertonghen, Januzaj, Alderweireld, or Origi are just average or above average
There are a lot of good players tho, even some underrated like Batshuayi Mertens or Carrasco.
True top level are Azzar and KDB (Kompany can be terrible but he's a good captain)
I'd say quarter or semi
>>64560210
Germany is pretty white if you want to compare
plus there's no need to be so insecure ayy
>>64560195
Sounds just like England desu. :^)
>>64560235
leve cercle friend
>>64560244
Germany's population is nine times larger than ours.
>>64551340
the only chance they have is if they lose hype before the competition
at the moment they seem a lot like England teams of the late 90s i.e. a mediocre team with some decent players but hyped into oblivion by national press. It's a recipe for disaster
>>64560244
>Germany is pretty white
Sure...
>>64560124
>Le Wales is better than England meme
>>64560264
>cercle
Well memed
>>64560277
how do they get away with this
>>64559831
If Mata and Diego Costa are good and Iniesta stays fit, they can beat Germany
>>64560293
International football has been irrelevant for decades mate
>>64560302
>If Mata and Diego Costa are good
That's a big if
>>64560293
They admit billions of turks, poles and other subhumans. To steal a few of them is a small reward
>>64560235
Dembele/chadli can both play in that position
>>64559749
>kums
nigger you for real
Is that Tielemans lad any good or just a meme?
>ótima geração belga
>>64560327
Memey. Was insane but stagnated a little bit nowadays. Maybe he needs to go to a bigger club.
>>64560293
The same way your team had 6-7 german born players in your squad last world cup friend
>>64560329
>7-1
>>64560293
All rich countries in Europa are multicultural. Germany, France, Holland.. we can't help it
White guys go study
The street rats bet on their sports career
That's also a reason why Europe is fucked
we were too good :(
>>64560354
Military occupation?
>>64560117
Muslims nowadays aren't really religious anyway
Özil goes clubbing every night and Kevin fucked an underage prostitute which doubles the haram factor
meme team
isis pls go
>>64560277
Marko Marin is a Serb, dont offend him with that triangle and stars Varta flag.
>>64560277
Where's Odonkor?
>>64551745
England had the same issue in the 'golden generation'
>>64560747
>born in Gradiška, Bosnia
>>64560455
>Kevin fucked an underage prostitute which doubles the haram factor
Not really, don't the best mussies get 72 of them when they go to heaven?
>>64561135
you tell us
>>64561135
>72 of them
They get virgins, not prostitutes
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>shit
>pretty good actually
>shit
>pretty good, but a fucking goalkeeper
>shit
>shit
>shit
>>64560794
Shagging your girlfriend
>>64559858
>a few small terrorist attacks
>taken care of
nice try, ahmed
>>64561389
Based Slovenia
>>64561389
EURO 2016 will be cancelled so i don't think they will win.
>>64560277
>posting players from different periods
Non of these have ever all played in the NT at the same time and 6-7 of those were memes, who had way less than 10 call-ups.
Right now our NT looks like this (based on the last few matches in 2015):
>Ethnic German: 15 (65%)
Manuel Neuer
Kevin Trapp
Bernd Leno
Jonas Hector
Mats Hummels
Matthias Ginter
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Julian Draxler
Andre Schürrle
Toni Kroos
Mario Götze
Thomas Müller
Christoph Kramer
Kevin Volland
Max Kruse
>Non-German White: 2 (9%)
Lukas Podolski (Polish)
Mario Gomez (Spanish)
>Non-White: 6 (26%)
Sami Khedira (Tunisian)
Ilkay Gündogan (Turkish)
Mesut Özil (Turkish)
Emre Can (Turkish)
Karim Bellarabi (Moroccan)
Jerome Boateng (Ghanaian)
So our current NT is 65% ethnic German, 74% white and 26% non-white (4% black)
Not perfect, but the situation here is certainly better than for a lot of other Western European countries (France, Belgium, Netherlands, England)
If we had a manager who could into tactics we would have a slight chance at getting to the finals but that's not going to happen. I'd be happy if we get to the semi-final but that itself is wishful thinking. We could just as good get kicked out in the group stages with the football we play ATM.
Fucking hoerezoon Wilmots even got a fucking award in Saudi-Arabia as best coach of 2015. BEST FUCKING COACH. he literally did nothing of value.
I'd rather have pic related as our NT's manager.
>>64561556
>Hummels
>white
Niggas as Turk as it gets
>>64561626
>what is Southern Germany
I'm black haired and brown eyed as well and yet still 100% ethnic German
We're not all blonde haired and blue eyed over here, amigo
>>64561556
I thought Gotze was Turkish or something?
>>64561834
Why in the world would anyone, even an undereducated American, ever think that?
Götze is a Bavarian Swabian aka German
>>64561896
>Bavaria
>real Germans
>>64561927
That's been the topic of a more than century-long discussion that I do not want to hold right now.
>>64561977
My grandfather was from Bavaria and he didn't call himself German
>>64562016
They have black people in Bavaria ?
>>64562038
>>64562044
I always wear a lederhosen because I'm Bavarian. I'm Argentine and my Großvater was born in München.
>>64562016
Well, I'm Bavarian and I do call myself German
We of course do have certain cultural differences compared to Northern Germans, but at the end of the day we're still Germans.
>>64562065
>Decendent of a German living in Argentina
>Filename has SS in it
>>64562065
>wearing lederhosen outside of Oktoberfest
I seriously hope you guys don't do this over there
Also, what exactly did your grandfather's father do in his last years in Germany?
>>64562142
My grandfather was the one that came here
>>64562065
>>64562189
How old was he?
That must've been way after the war if he was old enough to go there by himself.
Why would he go to Argentina if not to flee from the prosecution of Americans/Russians?
My grandfathers were both little children during WW II, they weren't capable of committing war crimes even if they wanted to....
>>64562270
Are you suggesting all German that came to Argentina were nazis? We didn't get nazis at all, they mostly went to Brazil
>>64559900
>Germany stronk
>literally lose two world wars to the UK
>they literally thinking nothing of it
Germany, the biggest cuck nation?
>>64562296
>We didn't get nazis at all
lol, how do you explain the Mossad capturing Adolf Eichmann in Argentina in the 60s then?
But why did your grandfather then go to Argentina?
>>64562296
>We didn't get nazis at all
liar
>they mostly went to Brazil
double liar, our huge numbers of japanese, germans, syrio-lebanese, polish and italians mostly came here in the late 19th century
even the finnish town in the Rio state is over 150yrs old
>>64562943
>finland mentioned
Tori yms.
>>64560455
>Muslims nowadays aren't really religious anyway
>that flag
Friendly reminded this team couldn't beat the "United" ""States"" in regulation time.
