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>Liverpool are considering making a £4m bid for Leicester left-back Ben Chilwell, 19. The England Under-20 international, who was targeted by Arsenal in the summer, is on loan at Huddersfield.
>Sunderland striker Fabio Borini, 24, says he wants to score against former club Liverpool "more than anyone else" as the Black Cats prepare to host Jurgen Klopp's side on Wednesday. (Sunderland Echo)
>Newcastle boss Joe Zinnbauer is planning a €1.5m bid for Bayern Munich's German midfielder Gianluca Gaudino, 19, as he looks to add more quality to his squad in January.
>Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce will make a move for Bayern Munich's 6ft 5ins centre-back Jan Kirchhoff, 25.
>VFL Wolfsburg chief executive Klaus Allofs has been in Turkey to hold talks over the potential transfer of defender Caglar Söyüncü, 19, from Altinordu.
>Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 27, wants his manager Arsene Wenger to sign former Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez, 27, from Bayer Leverkusen.
>Änis Ben-Hatira, 27, is an out of favour player in search for a new club
>Frankfurt are preparing a €3m bid for CC Yatai winger Szabolcs Huszti, 32.
Morning
>>64549797
Morning
Midday.
Why are most of the newsposts on the eplel in the boondesleega thread?
>>64549816
>>64549797
guten morgen hans
reminder that australian aren't aloud itt
hey lads
SLIPPERY SLOPPY SLOOPY POOP
>>64549924
This
Fuck Australians.
>>64549741
>Starts Bundes thread
>Begins with EPL transfer rumour
why
Reminder that /cric/ literally and unironically RUNS /bundes/
>be german
>actually be syrian
ugh
>your avg autssie posters
>>64549998
sauce?
>>64549741
>Newcastle boss Joe Zinnbauer
St. Gallen brudi, was a bit shocked when I read that first.
>>64549875
Good morning to you too
>>64550020
katya clover
Since we are in a /bundes/ thread, which team should I bandwagon for bros?
Bayern contacted Monaco for Thomas Lemar, according to L'Équipe
hello bundes
>>64550058
No matter what you do, don't choose St. Pauli or your soul will be tortured forever by hindu-satan.
what semen slurping ""sport"" is this for?
>>64550154
>not slurping semen on a daily basis
Are you gay or summin?
>>64550154
yer mum
>>64550174
I like to know where the semen comes from before I slurp it
Fun fact: In 2015 Schürrle scored 1 (one) goal in the bundes.
>>64550704
good for him i guess
>>64550704
Funny how they all turned shit.
>>64549741
you are forcing the Chen meme too hard
it has potential but not like this
>>64550720
they can't deliver without t-rex tactics
Calhanoglu performing Hajj
>>64550741
crane pls
>>64550720
I hated their faggy celebrations so much
>>64550741
Allahu Ackbar Infidels
t. Rudi Völler
Why the fuck are there so many Germans in this thread?
>>64550756
Oh, I thought this was /transfer/
Carry on, (the plural version of) Hans
wow /bundes/ has actually improved since the last time i checked it out. actually fun now
way to go lads
>>64549741
Nice OP gif
10/10
>>64550773
thanks
>>64550741
>>64550747
Why is he surrounded by Real Madrid fans?
>>64550783
he's in Köln
bundesuu ne
>>64550720
Holtby is pretty gud this season
>>64550800
he's not as shit as expected but that's hardly "pretty good"
In 2015 Klose scored just as many goals as Robben (10).
>>>/g/52130696
Is this your doing neinhold?
>>64549741
I don't know or follow anything about the bundasliga but I like the gifs my German brother
>>64549741
This is literally the greatest OP image we've ever had.
No point in ever using a different one.
>>64550945
suck an emu dick, steve.
I need new shitposting ideas. I have run out of creativity. Can you help me?
Turkmany
>>64550890
Neinhold does not forgive. Neinhold does not forget. Expect him!
Can the Australians please stop posting /int/-tier banter and come up with something funny?
>>64550950
Nice try, OP. But yeah, it's pretty good. You did a good job.
Hello it is I, your favourite Australian
Germany is full of poofters.
Does Gladbach have the entire future of national teams and champions league winners in their lineup
>Dahoud
>Xhaka
>Elvedi
>Herrmann
>Christensen
>Korb
>Stindl
>Ndenge
>>64551068
Stindl is 27 years old. I doubt that he will play much higher than Gladbach in his remaining career.
>>64551085
What about the national team though
>>64551068
haha no
http://www.transfermarkt.de/10-mio-angebot-fur-wagner-schuster-bdquo-habe-das-ignoriert-ldquo-/view/news/221556
Lmao
noticed the lack of denmarkposting
Am I the only girl here?
>>64551254
you're not a girl, faggot
16:00 Real Madrid ? - ? Real Sociedad
20:30 Barcelona ? - ? Real Betis
Reminds me that I need to buy ingredients for the SPaghetti BOlognese
International - Club Friendlies
December 30
17:30 Inter ? - ? Paris Saint Germain
i want a bundesburger
>leliga
no thanks. gonna watch kult kloppo's kult lads draw against sunderland
>>64551254
I posted my penis once to prove that I'm a boy
>>64551254
We're all little girl here.
lads
Uuuuuuuuugh
>8 million for Hofmann
has Eberl lost it?
What are you going to do for New Year's Eve guys?
>>64551331
you've already posted that
lads who is the best bundesliga player you could sign for under 15m euro?
>>64551367
I wanted to make sure that Brazil has seen it.
>>64551373
Sandro Wagner
>>64551373
Mario Götze
>>64551373
You can get Neustädter, Matip and Andrösen for free in six months.
>>64551373
Kiyotake
>>64551373
Rode
Junuzovic
>>64551363
Either in bed with oropax or posting here with oropax. Probably posting here with oropax. You?
>>64551373
Neuer
>>64551390
I think JKK is trying to get Matip
nice thread
>>64551489
Marvin Matip or Joel Matip?
needs more anime
>>64550005
Such at girls
Any news about Nordtveit to Dortmund or any clubs in PL?
Just bought a Römertopf.
Any questions? Well I have one: What's the english translation for it?
>>64551541
he's friends with Reus
>>64551571
Roemertopf
Where is the 180 thread?
Where is everyone?
>>64551679
doing wednesday afternoon stuff
>>64551683
Oh okay
>>64551679
caalm down
>>64551526
Joel
>>64551404
Rode for under 15 Millions? I doubt it. He is one of the best box to box players in the league (imo). I still dont get why buyern bought Vidal.
>>64551935
Just going off of transfermarkt.de he is worth 10 million. Why would he be worth more than the 9 million he was bought for (other than Premier League price inflation)?
>I rate Sebastian Rode
>>64551959
Cause buyern dont have to sell any of their players. Also rode improved alot under guardiola. I would say he is worth 15-20 Mio €. Also anyone knows epl teams will get mad money next season.
Nothing is happening
>>64551959
Playing for Bayern automatically increases your market value by 10 %. Once you leave Bayern you loose 10 % (For example Kroos)
Real Madrid vs Real Sociedad started
>>64552086
bundes
Most underrated Player in the /bundes/?
>>64552086
reading up all the fingol shitposting in /hoc/ is quite amusing desu
>>64552086
I checked out /wsr/ in the last hour.
>>64552173
Did you enjoy it? What do you think?
>>64552132
What's a fingol?
>requesting anime girls get beaten up
Wow
>>64552282
I think it serves its purpose pretty well.
Probably my favorite new board so far.
>>64552282
finns are mongols = fingol
>>64552086
>>>/tv/64266939
>>64552367
Hehe
>>64552317
Tell me two threads there you like
>>64551571
romans potty
>>64552351
the best kind of mongols though
>>64549963
Fuck pakis
>>64551373
Schieber
>Shit Madrid
>>64552741
it's called Real Shit
>>64552631
maybe, i like austrians and swedes the most desu
>>64552823
What are Real Sociedad called then?
Tyne-Wear derby tonight
>>64552841
Real Societurd
>>64552865
Hehe
>>64552860
and darts
>>64552895
Where is the 180 thread?
>>64552944
No afternoon session today. Starts 20:00
darts more like sharts
Just made a Harry Potter thread on tee vee
>>64552977
So why is there no 180 thread
>>64553000
OP makes them around an hour before it begins.
>>64553010
Is it an unwritten given?
Friendly reminder: If fat, alcoholic Brits are the top """athletes""" of your """sport""", your """sport""" might not be a sport at all.
>>64553025
Yes. The same OP makes them every time and it's almost always ~one hour before.
>real suiceded
>>64553059
Seems like an ess pee tradition then
>>64553075
Yes
Nobody is posting in the Harry Potter thread I made on tee vee
>>64553113
I'm leaving for a few hours.
>>64553113
post link
>>64553126
What?
>>64553131
No
BORING BORING TABLES
it's a really shitty and boring thread even for /tv/ standards tb8
>Es ist ein wirklich beschissener und langweiliger Thread, sogar für TV-Standards um zu ködern
God I wish there would be Schlag den Raab on tonight
>unterschichtenfernsehn
watching a flop 10 movies of the year list desu
What was the french "Oh Boy" flick from 1976 called again?
>>64553745
óh garcon
Benny Benassi - Every Single Day (256kbit).m4a
CIRO
>>64553911
lol
I'm lifting weights now
https://youtu.be/adwy1m1SD-0
GERMANY
YES
1 0 0 0 0 0 0
>>64551376
I did
>>64554000
no refugee can speak German that well, fuck off
>>64551373
reus
>>64554010
welcome
>>64553938
scoring a hattrick today desu
Anyone got any shit players to sell?
1.5 refugees
This is my current routine:
120/100 22222333 788
90/75 22222333 788
152,5 10
16,25 777
145/120 22222333 788
65/55 22222333 788
35
Make of that whatever you want
>>64554222
routine of what?
>>64554259
of weightlifting
>>64552716
You must be very proud of your boy, Mrs Schieber
>>64554275
Because only Schieber's mother could make a statement like that since he's soooooo bad and mothers only see the good in their own son, right?
so close
New family is moving in across the street
pics?
>>64554222
you should try this:
135/2.4533
162.4363/ 232435
12342335.246523465
good luck
>>64554360
You're making no sense
>>64554345
Their couch and other stuff is waiting to be carried inside. The picture is obviously really bad
>>64554306
YUP
>>64554424
great pic la
>YUP
>>64554447
Now you
>tfw can't take off my shirt because bench press is next and I don't want to use a towel
>>64554470
me what
>>64554524
Post a picture of the new family moving in across the street
>>64554589
b-but
OFFSIDE
just shut the fuck up
>>64553745
Un homme qui dort
Don't call it that. It's better in every way.
>>64554913
Thank you very much
>>64554859
Ummm excuse me but rudeposters are not allowed in ITT.
I literally just yawned inbetween sets while wearing basketball shorts.
>>64554952
this
>>64555181
I just had anime in my mind. Imagined forcing Brazil to post anime and once she's posted a picture, I told her that it is good and to post more.
She also asked "I-is this g-good?" while posting it
Why take Ciro off now?
He had a good game, maybe his best this year.
He scored and if one of his teamates hadn't underestimated his passing he would have had an assist too.
>>64555232
I have no idea
>>64555561
Got any pictures?
kloppo fc vs big sam hoofball in 30 bings tßh
>>64555569
More like WHOszti
>>64555561
try pasta con le sarde sometime
one of my all time fave noodle dishes
>Ohne Holland fahrn wir zur EM chants at the darts
ugh
>>64555868
national team fans are the worst
>>64555868
>he doesn't enjoy shitting on the Käsköppe
>>64555624
That looks delicious. How did you do it?
>>64556039
l-lewd
>>64556039
gross
That looks delicious. How did you do it?
>>64556112
Just looked it up. Probably putting diced onions and garlic in an olive oil pan, add tuna, add tomatoes and basilicum and let it cook for some time. Season with pepper and salt
>>64556112
he worked out
>>64555569
Well that went by quickly! This morning in the Bundesliga thread news, this afternoon already confirmed with a picture!!
>>64554222
Them 2's
The Liverpool match will end something like 4-3 or 2-4
Sunderland, Norwich, HSV, Stuttgart and Celtic will fight it out over Erik Sviatchenko in the January transfer window.
You faggots don't fool me into watching this stupid british league again. Did that the last two nights. Zero goals. Shit football. No thanks.
>>64556360
Darts is better anyways
>>64556360
Watch the darts instead.
>>64556380
>>64556384
I do. Thanks. Still furious I missed yesterday.
Borini? More like Boringi, am I right?
>ordered Dönerrollo from local turk
>delivered within 15 min
>instant Dünnschiss immediately after finishing eating
wat do?
>>64556703
Learn to cook
Westermann own goal
>>64556816
More like Worstermann then, right?
>>64556716
Way too lazy.
There was also a salad delivered with the rollo as some kind of special. Not sure wheather I should eat it.
>>64556873
Ask France for cooking tips
>>64556850
good thing they are with adidas then
>Real Beshit
http://videa.hu/videok/sport/fcb-1-0-bet-2rXtDbUG33QlQXfa?start=10.073989
Poor Heiko
>>64556703
I got food poisoning from Döner once. For 5 days I woke up, drank a tiny cup of dark black tea and spent the rest of the day shitting liquid poo quarter-hourly. Also shat my pants twice on the 5 meters from my bed to the toilet.
>>64557175
how the fuck is that a penalty lol
>REE
dis comeback though
Liverpool won with a Benteke goal. Does anyone have a gif of that?
>>64559602
https://streamable.com/21y3
>>64559628
Classic Liverpool result under Jürgen
RIP Ian Murdock
>>64559796
who?
>>64559850
Founder of Debian
Why are CANAL+ Bundesliga shows so much better than the shit we get here in Germany?
acestream://1126a44a424fca3cef28870eb518a58619ec4f33
should bundesliga get rid of its winter break
all pigs must die
Let's see if this was a good idea
>>64560107
No
>>64560107
no, it's way to hot outside to play football
Warning: Don't buy cheap casseroles from REWE; they won't last long because the coating is trash
>is this mums cooking advice forum?
No
>>64560459
is this mums cooking advice forum?
>>64560488
Yes
The field around the triple 20 looks absolutely trashed
>>64560459
Don't even know what a casseroles is.
>>64560566
A form you put food into and fill the oven with
just want to say a fuck you to the brain damaged german who reported a lot of people here for no reason as he always do
lol mad as fuck
>>64561058
same
>Christmas may have come early for the German Bundesliga side FC Schalke 04 this season. As the German newspaper Bild reports Schalke is in advanced secret talks with their sponsor Gazprom to extend the current sponsorship deal.
>According to Bild, Schalke is seeking a new deal that would be worth €120 million over four years, which would see Gazprom increase it’s investment by €10 million per annum—the current deal, which will run until 2017, is worth €20 million a season.
>>64561648
But Christmas is already over?? Or are they talking abut 2016? In that case it's come very early.
>>64561955
Bild reported it on the 23th, you could have posted it earlier.
Also looks like they will ditch Adidas and sign with Under Armour.
>>64560374
dude that thing is red
>>64560374
ew broccoli
>>64561566
no
also if anyone lurking this thread is from luxembourg pls post pics
>ew broccoli
>>64562715
wat
>>64562861
what's to hate
>>64562846
Germany on suicide watch
>>64562899
idk, i have always been a lazy chef, i could like broccoli if its well made and actually fits the dish but most of the time just no
>>64562211
Not anymore it's not. I really don't think I've nailed it though. Smells fine though. Bit worried there's blood running down from the top
>>64562933
I add garlic, onions and soy sauce to it with some spices. Broccoli was never meant to taste of anything by itself
>>64563003
give me the recipe
>>64563003
nice
>>64563107
Chop three carrots, two onions, one glove of garlic, thymian, parsley, rosemary and pour it in a casserole, add salt and pepper.
Heat olive oil in a pan and put the goose chest in there for a bit so it gets a bit brown and soaks up some olive oil.
Put the goose breast into the casserole on top of the other stuff, add some broccoli.
Season the goose with pepper and salt, as well as the broccoli.
Mix some soy sauce with water and pour it onto the vegetables, not the goose.
Put in oven until you think it's fine, I did two hours but my oven is crazy.
I haven't eaten it yet and I kind of doubt it will taste but I will see when I wake up, had breakfast and second breakfast.
Night
>>64563003
Looks pretty solid, never had goose personally
I'm gonna drink a bunch of sake tonight in my house alone^_^
see you guys again in the 2016 ^_^
Based malick
>theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/30/jurgen-klopp-police-officer-sam-allardyce-liverpool-sunderland
>Allardyce subsequently dubbed Klopp “a soft German”
I admit i had my doubts but Klopp is the perfect manager for Liverpool.
>>64566465
Happy new year to you too
who /wokeupfartooearly/ here?
