>David DeGayer
>Is actually straight
>Roy Keane
>Is actually pessimistic
He ain't tho
>United States of America
>Whole country is divided
>Eden Hazard
>Is actually very safe and rarely has accidents
>>64544234
>samefags his shit thread
>thinks pessimistic is the opposite of keen
Sounds like they let you off the spastic bus too soon
>Lionel Messi
>Is very neat and tidy
>>64544292
>Posts in thread
>Doesn't follow the correct format
>>64544236
>>64544292
A in A Level English lad, think I know what I'm talking about.
>kanu
>can't stay above water
>Emmanuel Adebayor
>They can't sell him
>>64545584
Clever m8
>Eden Hazard
>Isn't actually dangerous
>Thomas Foket
> actually dedicated and doesn't quit
>Memphis Depay
>Not worth shit
>messi
>is actually well kept
>>64546936
>well kept
>with those tattoos, ugly teeth and scruffy hair
nigga nah
>>64546548
look at dat bundaa fämalam
>>64544429
>Dating models instead of cute random girls
>Robbie Fowler
>Plays up front and barely tackles anyone
>>64546936
>>64546994
>kept
>not kempt
>>64544279
that whole team is an accident
