Blackhawks fans saw former player Versteeg and Nordstrom on Sunday. Tonight we see Vermette. Hurray.
Have your liquor ready to go. Coverage starts 8:00PM CST. Game's on CSN if you're in the Chicago area.
I forgot when I worked today during the last game so I thought I wouldn't be here for this.
Now that I am I kind of feel like things will go wrong and I will regret being able to watch this tonight
>>64543583
So be it then. You're not a living hex.
>>64543602
I know I'm not a living hex
Fuck winter
>>64543710
Agreed
>>64543710
Hasn't even been that bad yet.
>>64543739
I know. I'm already sick of it. This does not bode well.
>>64543739
That's the problem. We're already at fuck this levels and nothing really happened. We all know its going to get way worse before it gets better like always
Fuck it, it's mojito time
>happy new year
Fuck you CSN, it won't be.
Happy New Year in January is triggering for Chinamen.
>>64543751
It ain't that bad. With this rain though, I thought my basement would flood again. Fuck that.
>>64543851
What they fuck are they gonna do about it? Threaten their neighbors?
>>64543751
>>64543768
When did you grow vaginas?
Ah yes its the annual 'We aren't doing enough around the net to make goals so lets do something with Shaw' story.
Like fucking clockwork
>>64543851
No it isn't
>>64543934
Chicom spy detected.
>John McCain dropping puck
Swag.
>>64543944
Observe as we slowly own your country by way of beef and broccoli
>McCain
>16
IS HE ANNOUNCING HIS CANDIDACY?
>>64543975
Not by lo mein? Fucking lame
>buy mint, limes, and club soda today
>"I know I already have rum"
>there's only 3 shots of rum left
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>smiling Q
Oh god he's gonna blow up the stadium if the hawks don't win.
>>64543996
Nobody eats that shit
>>64544031
Uh huh. Whatever.
>>64544007
Is the mint for garnishing a fish dish?
>>64544047
mojitos
>not knowing mojito ingredients
do you even drink?
>>64543975
>not by sweet and sour pork
LETS GO YOTES
>>64544060
I was just hoping it wasn't for a mojito since they taste like ass
>>64544077
HOWL, BITCH.
>>64544086
>Bickell still hasn't been sent down yet
>>64544112
well he did one thing so he is not getting sent down for the next few years.
>>64544112
Still 2 more years to enjoy his contributions ;^)
#BlackSkatersMatter
>black guy
why am I not surprised
>>64544144
Hey Coyotes.........
Don't be so COY!
>all these bandwagon tripfags who will disappear when the BlackCocks start losing
>1 goal in the least 11 PP attempts (six games)
>Still tied for fifth in the league
how
What a wonderful powerplay
>Coyotes almost score 1 man down
Awwwwwwww yiss.
>>64544175
>tf
>tt
KEITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCAAAAAAARRRRR
>>64544179
Apparently that way.
The literal fuck
Fuck.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAMIN DUNKS
Wew
>>64544214
Kill yourself
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KEITH
>>64544194
Did you say something?
>All these hawks fans
is it all those rich people with winter houses down in Arizona?
SCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Kane with another slick pass unf
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>64544214
>>64544231
Arizona came very close to losing the team due to lack of attendance. Also, a lot of old people go to AZ from Chicago to die. It's Florida 2.0 for them.
>>64544248
>>64544227
Ha Ha time for more power play.
Fucking Hawks are trying to kill us tonight
>>64544248
nope nope nope I ain't ready for another spoopy thread.
>>64544257
Whats a worse place to die Florida or Arizona?
My money is on Arizona
>>64544287
I was born and raised here. I will probably die here.
>Another penalty so soon
Fuck.
SEABROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pew pew
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SEABS
SEEEEEAAAAAABS
KEITH AND SEABROOK WITH PP GOALS?!
WHAT GODDAMN MADNESS IS THIS?!
>2-0 so soon
This was supposed to be our season. God dammit.
SEABS FUCKING NOICE
>>64544287
Depends. Do you hate Mexicans more or less than Cubans/Haitians/Swamp People?
>>64544287
At least in Arizona you can jump into a canyon for a heroic death. In florida a homeless man will use your liver to create a new drug
>The Shitnix Goyotes of Gaydale
more refuck pls
That's a weak makeup call
>>64544352
>not jumping into the everglades
Also sure is Penulties tonight.
>>64544362
Oh shut up. Shouldn't you be rooting for a Canadian team you fucking woman? Get out of this thread.
WAT
>>64544376
maybe i should move to Australia and be a bandwagoner like everyone else
GO HAWKS! I CHEER FOR WINNERS ONLY!
>>64544394
Holy crap that is fucking amazing
>>64544399
Hey fuck you don't talk about our Aussie fan.
>>64544257
I feel sorry for the team tbqhwyf
>>64544399
Are you from Montreal?
>6 shots: 0 goals
>3 shots: 2 goals
Excuse me.
>7 shots: 1 goal
HOWL BITCHES.
T U M B L E S
>>64544399
>implying Canada isn't the most bandwagon country
HOLY
FUCK
TUMBLES
CRAWFORD! YOU FUCKING FUCK!
SCARRRR
COREY CRAWDAD
What in the blueberry fuck muffin was that shit?
Crawford pls
>that goal
AWOOOO
Where dem anime girls at
That is probably going to be the dumbest goal given up for the night, probably the week and probably the whole month.
Fuck you Crawford
Literally fuck bouncing pucks fucking mystery bounces.
inb4 Tumbles goes on tilt.....too late
>>64544449
>implying you have been a fan since Day 1, 2010
CRAWSHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>OEL
FUCK YES.
fug DDDDDDDDDD:
>Crawford gives up a retardly stupid goal and the team simply stops caring
I hate these filler episodes
Jesus fucking christ.
SIGH
Crawford's stair PTSD in full fucking effect FUCK
>goal on a turnover
like clockwork
>dem stairs flashbacks
Oh fuck
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>it's going to be one of THOSE games
>>64544490
Enough salt in one post to fill a Stanley cup
BIG Z
THE FOURTH UNIT
kek, we almost had a Bishop situation there
>>64544521
You know, honestly, I'd rather this kind of game over the last one against the Hurricanes.
>>64544528
canada no longer gets to have the cups
>goalie trying to pull a bishop
>all these goals in the first period
My dick can only get so erect.
So, how many of you are /sick/ here? I've been sick since yesterday afternoon and I'm still pretty meh.
Well at least im drinking heavily after 12 for once.
>>64544548
I wonder why he plays for a team based in the US...
>>64544537
haha I wonder why he thought it would be a good idea to be out that far
>>64544575
He had to poop.
>>64544567
Better fans, infrastructure and money.
>>64544567
But I thought the leafs paid for every other team with their revenue alone.
Sheesh McCain is getting old isn't he?
>call a bs offside
>penalize a guy for calling you out on it
Thanks Gary
JOHN "BEAT CHICAGO" MCCAIN 2016
>>64544567
>Canadian
>Not rooting for a Canadian team
>Calling other people band-wagon
>>64544650
Yes I started cheering for the Yotes right after they won the cup. :^)
>inb4 shoot out after 6-6 from regulation and7-7 from over time,
The poster below me is a skeleton.
Arizona is a shit state and boring as fuck, which is why only our old people move there. Leaved near flagstaff and been all around. its boring af
>>64544672
What
>>64544678
That's exactly what a skeleton would say.
>>64544682
>leaved
Figures a skeleton wouldn't know english
>>64544682
>>64544702
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kidd
>>64544682
>leaved
>>64544718
>not a skeleton edit
Laaaaaame
>>64544672
>7-7 from overtime
Quick, post Hawks QTs
>>64544745
fake ass basic bitch
>>64544745
>>64544723
>>64544702
>le grammar meme
>>64544745
>>64544769
>butthurt virgin detected
>Even Steven
>>64544773
That's more than a simple grammar error. Go see a doctor, your parents could get government benefits for your retardation.
PANARIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
BREADMAN
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THE BREADMAN RISES
>Breadman Delivers on the PP
SCCCAAAARRRRRRR
>>64544787
>not a baby hawk
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BREADMAN
SCAAARRRRRR THE BREADMAN
>>64544795
Hey, Canadian guy. Everyone thinks your a dic
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>this powerplay
Doesn't matter, crawshit has already ruined this game, I for one am not hopeful
>>64544808
>implying
>>64544795
would wife middle one
>>64544834
Not the same guy, Pablo
>Eddie is learning Russian
oh no.
>>64544825
Fucking saved that thing is adorable.
>>64544867
>wanting to make troll babies
>>64544867
>wanting the womanlet
>>64544868
Well fuck me. I have never been called a Mexican slur before.
>>64544808
Say that to my face fucker. Not online. See what happens
3 for 3 on the PP.
I don't understand what I'm watching anymore
>>64544895
>>64544897
>implying she wouldn't be the best choice for sex, and dick sucking specifically
Small woman are tops
>>64544867
but that's the worst of the three...
>>64544912
>>64544897
>Not wanting a tiny wife to protect and love unconditionally
I ain't even him bro.
>>64544921
Hockey before NYE.
>>64544912
>iced beer
>>64544912
why is there ice in that glass of piss?
>>64544895
>not being 6'2" with 5'2" gf
I feel sorry for you
>>64544939
>>64544952
Sure petite women are great but this one is straight up ugly
>>64544912
>ice
>miller light
>>64544912
>drinking Miller lite
>>64544952
>not wanting a giant woman to protect you and give you piggy-back rides
>>64544912
>putting ice in a glass of water
>>64544939
>>64544952
I wouldn't mind pumping and dumping but having her as a wife?
>anon I can't reach the top shelf in our kitchen cabinet
>dad you think I'll be taller than 5'5"?
fuck off son
>>64544771
>perpetuating rape culture
SHE SAID NO
>>64544978
>tfw 6'4 with no gf
>>64544912
What the fuck.
>>64545007
H I G H T E S T
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>>64545014
>Trying to slander based Kaner
>Not believing Kaner takes what he wants anyway
>>64544984
Son, thats why I specified that I aint him. I would wife the right one.
>>64545007
This too mang. You got it right.
>>64545010
Boy, I'm 6'4", if you ain't a pussy, you'll grow tall too.
>>64545010
The other two look like they'd cheat.
The middle is still a solid 6.5 I think, and you'd be able to just throw her around. It would be cash.
>>64544954
If the Hawks win NYE I will officially have lost all sense of reality
>>64544944
>>64544958
>>64544974
>>64544986
>>64544992
>>64545009
>>64545037
>getting cucked by obvious b8
>>64545020
I don't understand other tall anons not swimming in pussy. I'm barely in the tall range and I can't keep shorties off me
>>64545093
That's a small tv
>>64545110
I'm 6'6 and I get fucking nothing so whatever
>>64544472
merry christmas weeb bros
we were sorely lacking in anime qts
>more "quality" konroyd analysis
>>64545110
My problem is that I'm also fat and have no money
>>64545093
>>64545093
Get like me shitposter
>>64545112
FORU
>>64545112
You mad m8?
>>64545136
Yeah dude you can't look like a fucking yeti.
>>64545085
True but again wanting a wife that short, it's like wanting your kids being suicidal because of their height
Whats your worst fear bros?
My worst fear is that some day my future employer will slap a transcript of all the shit I've said on this shitty website in front of me.
>>64545181
I'm Swedish, they'll have good, tall genes.
>>64545124
Do you not go out? JUst go out and talk to girls its easy peasy
>>64545136
Hit the gym or go for a walk once in a while You're tall once you start moving you should start dropping weight real quick.
>>64545197
You picked that over something like buried alive?
>>64545127
Is this supposed to be a joke that the Blackhawks have no fans?
>>64545206
>implying her genes won't literally bring your children down
>>64545093
clean your shit holy shit
>>64545213
When you have a crippling fear of social interaction and rejection you tend to not go out and want to get yourself hurt by total strangers who base half of what they think of you based on how you look. No fucking thanks.
>>64545159
put some socks on faggot
>>64545222
Well, yeah. I mean that would definitely suck, but it's not something I think about every day. Someone trying to bury me alive would have to be one tough son of a bitch anyway, and I'd be damned if they put me in a box without killing me first.
>>64545236
>>64545197
>"worst"
Mine's probably driving and some freak accident happening causing me to catch on fire or die in a slow agonizing death and not being able to say goodbye to family and friends. Some shit like that.
>>64545222
>>64545300
Okay, worst fear not involving death.
>>64545197
Dying before japan creates perfect waifu androids
>>64545281
Oh if you put it that way then my biggest fear is if that one chick is going to figure out it was me that impregnated her. That won't be cool
>>64545252
>sign up for gym membership
>go when it's not busy
>get headphones, blast music of choice
>get gains and no one will care
Outside of getting my membership, I haven't talked to a soul in there in almost 4 years. After you get settled in, you won't give two fucks. I promise.
>>64545270
Bitch it's not cold enough to justify socks, and my feet are fucking beautiful
>>64545322
being in a car accident causing me to become a vegetable
*knock on wood*
>>64545300
I've got that but I don't die I just become paralyzed and having people wipe my ass for the rest of my life
>>64545252
Dutch courage.
Worst comes to worst, just get a friendly psych to say you have PTSD from something and get anti anxiety meds. Worked for me.
>>64545197
Getting a skate to the throat and bleeding to death. Literally every time I go down on the ice I am scared shitless.
>>64545363
lol see >>64545350
>>64545252
So don't talk to anyone at the gym. Chances are they won't want to talk to you anyway.
>>64545322
My biggest fear is that I'll but stuck on a sinking boat, and get pulled beneath the ocean and just sink to my death.
I don't care about non-life threatening shit too much.
>>64545350
At least you'd still be able to /hoc/
>>64545197
I have a horrible crippling fear, but something that I'll disclose with people online? Um... Being in a dead end marriage and losing all my money to her?
>>64545197
Being alone, resorting to drinking heavily and shitposting on a sports board dedicated to Chinese Cartoons and you can't escape from it.
Oh wait..
>>64545377
but how would you know you're a vegetable?
>>64545385
Have you seen "All Is Lost" with Robert Redford? Fucking incredible movie bro. It's that exact premise, but I won't spoil the ending for you. There's hardly and dialogue, just him on a sinking ship trying to save it.
>>64545350
>>64545363
>become vegetable
>your high school crush visits
>she brought her husband
>they fuck on your limp body
>she stops by over the year showcasing her increasing pregnancy
>>64545405
That's a question for Blues fans.
>>64545399
>these feels
>>64545386
>>64545405
>vegetable
>having self awareness & being able to move any part of your body
pick 1
no shit would be fucked
>>64545416
It's okay though because I'd be a vegetable and unable to comprehend what they were doing.
DESJARDINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64545385
Just jump off the boat...
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SPARKLEDOGS
>Desjardins scores
We Bizarro World now.
>>64545412
That terrifies more than being ejected into space. At least that would be relatively quick.
I'll check it out. The deep sea scares the living shit out of me.
>>64545399
As if making yourself vulnerable to any fucking retarded female these days is a better alternative. Why don't you just wipe your ass with your money and flush it down the toilet, then jump into traffic. It'll hurt less.
>Swap goalie
>They score within 2 minutes
Sweet. It's one of these episodes.
Pls get well soon, Mr. Smith.
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THE DJ
That was as bad as tumbles
>>64545399
At least you're shitposting with other humans and not robots...right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
EBIN
>>64545442
Many coma survivors report being cognizant of their surroundings during the coma period
DESJARDINS
what is going on in this game jesus christ.
