12/29 - Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
12/31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
1/2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Sage Show
2/6 - UFC 196: Electric Boogaloo ft. Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
schaub
Can Stipe's mother in law be a meme?
Conduit's a shit father letting his kids talk with his mouth full like that.
>no rizin gamethread
JUST
>>64529684
i want to watch this but can't
>>64529738
no gamethreads till fights are going. we never start a ufc card on thread #1 with fight #1 not started
>>64529748
its on japan time so its going to be at odd hours
RIZIN is just beginning now actually, but OP is lazy
stream?
wtf is it airing on
>>64529764
There's a Russian Stream
matchtv.ru
There's also a comfy Japanese stream
gyao.yahoo.co.jp/special/rizin/
>>64529663
I just disabled it from Chrome extensions is that all I gotta do or is it sneaky and hide?
https://youtu.be/6h5qsu3sP-Y
>>64529779
I think its gone after you remove it from chrome but maybe need to restart the browser too
>>64529764
russian shit, spike has to cut it up and fill in dave and buster's commercials. and cgi the top lellator stars into the audience and add english surprised commentary in which they try to hype up sapp versus kimbo for the meme library of congress
awww shittt!! pride theme song!!
PRIDE NEVER DIE
BITCH NIGGAS
AOKI AND SAKURABA
SO HYPED
ASS SHOTS
Aoki is tardin' out!
>>64529818
he's like a real life anime character
>>64529788
His son has the same face as him and Robbie had some red in his beard when he had one
But le cuck meme will always prevail I suppose
>>64529792
I might do that after the event just in case
>>64529818
does he just not take Sakuraba as a threat
dat mewvment. sakuraba is fucked
Aoki is such a wierdo
For those who want to livestreamer it
livestreamer "hlsvariant://http://bl.rutube.ru/live/LIVE/1024/HLS/SD/9bP8ViyhQBqyhs34cmCsaA/1451384751/S-s557371560/playlist_v2.m3u8" best
On the jap stream it shows a hand and some text but no video. What do i do?
Mobile stream where?
>>64529840
does that work with Aceplayer?
TK BITCHES
too tired for this shit time for bed
Japanese Rugby is the best martial art
I like the special effects, kind of like a video game. The neon tunnel they come out of is awesome.
/matrix/ nao
>>64529906
It looks very cyberpunk
honestly after reading some of Thompsons blog post I want him to win
>>64529923
He's a good guy, heard he was injured during this camp tho
>first man to defeat Fedor Emelianenko
Anyone watching Rampage on twitch?
His girlfriend is very cute
Weight: 292 vs 220
>>64529684
somehow japan working, and ruskie is garbo
KNEES AND KICKS TO THE HEAD OF A DOWNED OPPONENT ARE LEGAL! YEAH BOYS!
>>64529930
with his already schaub tier chin that does not bode well
>70 lb weight advantage
top lel
>>64529951
elbows too
everything goes
Only real fight fans here in this thread, take a stream link m8s: http://www.moskvatv.net/page/russia2-tv-online.php
>>64529950
Russian one looks nice for me, but a touch choppy, probably at a filmic 24 fps
>>64529906
It probably looks cool in the arena. Doesn't really hold up on camera though. I wish they had legit laser cages holding the fighters back. I guess you don't have to blow out the budget on fx when you got a bunch of dudes trying to heem.
>>64529958
Elbows as well?
We Vale Tudo now
The jap version is nosebleed section.
Ten minute first round lads
who is this?
>>64529982
>a raging homosexual
>brendan schaub
take two
>>64529982
literally no one
>>64529982
Mark Hunt with no chin
>>64529982
Please keep discussion related to sports, this person is not a fighter
>>64529999
nice digits
This fight confirms it
Brits age like milk
Japs age like wine
>>64529982
Jimi behind the fukboi
THOSE KNEES!
>>64530009
TK has that great chin blessed by Nippon
>>64529982
The guy hogging all the pussy.
KNEES ON THE GROUND YES
Round of the year ?
>>64530052
>2 past their prime heavyweights
ITS GASSENING!
RUSSIAN ADS YES
bretty gud round 1
wonder what it takes for a ref to stop fight
this product is better than ufc in every way except for the talent
UFC wishes it had fights this technical
This felt like watching two overgrown mentally challenged kids fight. disturbing t b h
>>64530059
Its just two bums fighting for pride
Love it
HEEM
HEEEEEEEEEMMM
who /stillawake/ here
HEEM SLEEPY
TK THA GOD
THE REF CAM IS BACK
HEEM
E
E
M
When TK heems you its time to hang up the gloves
feel bad for the dude
Reminder that Kosaka is 45
>70 pound weight advantage
>lose fight
didnt see that coming
Why are all the GOATs at HW Asian or part-Asian?
1. Masakatsu Funaki
2. Kazushi Sakuraba
3. Enson Inoue
4. Tsuyoshi Kohsaka
5. Kazuyuki Fujita
>>64530122
after a certain point it doesn't really matter
a heavyweight could still heem the shit out of most featherweights
>>64530121
And last fought 10 years ago
>>64530127
Thank you for your service.
>>64530135
HIS TIME AWAY FROM THE SPORT HAS REALLY REJUVENATED HIM MIKE
FEDOR
Fedor sighting
is serbbro still awake?
First fight was fucking awful tbqh. This just seems like a shameless PRIDE cash-in lads.
100% natty boyz
>>64530191
you have bad taste, it was great
what did miss lads?
>>64530209
The powerful heart of a brave old Japanese man standing up to a Big British Bully
Geez man i can't find a Stream besides this Japanese site that is streaming literally from a camera on the roof.
>Rogan is arguing with some goof about inuits getting cancer or some shit instead of livetweeting Rizin
confirmed not a fightfan
>>64530215
kek, Ip Man v.3
>tfw cant find a stream and also hate ppl who beg for streams
BIG JOHN MCCARTHY
BIG JOHN
I
G
J
O
H
N
http://intersucks.com/2015/12/28/smeshannye-edinoborstva-rizin-ff-kirill-sidelnikov-karlos-tojota-smotret-onlajn-pryamaya-translyaciya.html
Tbh
>>64530218
No shit. You didn't actually think Rogaine watches fights when he's not working did you?
He gets all his knowledge from Goldie's notes and then colors it with info drawn from his own martial arts training
>>64529776
>gyao.yahoo.co.jp/special/rizin/
What the fuck do I click on I cant read chink runes?
you can tell this guys striking he trains with fedor goddamn lol
>>64530242
just look above m8 >>64529960
>>64530242
I found a Russian one on reddit m8
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEMMM
BABY FEDOR IS BACK, BABY
quick hands on fatty
GET HEEMED ON SON!
Why are there two separate cards?
Holy shit Rizing is awesome bros
>>64530271
ty anon, u can get in my guard anytime
>>64530298
twice as many russian commercials
>>64530283
>>64530296
>>64530286
>cheering for a roider
>>64530298
bcuz theres so many fights
Russians go crazy for lay's potato chips
>>64530313
if you care about steroids youre 15
>a whole commercial break without a single nigger in an add
fuck i want to live there
>>64530323
>this is what it feels like to eat Russian Lay's
>>64530313
i dont even know the guy I just saw a guy get heemed
>>64530337
Dana is like 57 years old fyi.
>>64530313
Enjoy cheering for literally no one in any organization then.
>>64530329
Ive literally never seen a Russian smile
>>64529684
lol wow a literal titan fc reject
jap boutta heem this hue
>>64530131
>a heavyweight could still heem the shit out of most featherweights
gee, ya think?
Chutebox is still a training camp? I figured they all would have died from concussions
Motoya is legit a great fighter
NEW NEW NEW
https://youtu.be/z8Ax2uasn_o
https://youtu.be/z8Ax2uasn_o
https://youtu.be/z8Ax2uasn_o
>>64530271
Thank you friend
>>64529982
It's off topic.
See yourself out.
Also rate my filename.
>>64530378
Think he's gonna meme this Hue?
>>64530376
They did
Has Mo fought yet
>>64529776
>There's also a comfy Japanese stream
How the fuck do I get a cam closer to the ring - I'm stuck in the nosebleeds.
HELP?!
better stream?
Can't get the Russian to work
>>64530403
prolly
>>64530389
fuck yes
wait
>Schaub's hair
>>64530411
try using a different browser
this japanese dues boxing is nice. Loving the head movement and counters
>>64530409
Yeah he knocked out Mark Kerr with one of those cheeky under the armpit punches again.
the refs pulling on the ropes are back!
>multiple clean shots to the back of the head including a downward elbow
>ref says nothing
welcome to japanese MMA
HEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEM!
>>64530427
Sick grappling too
heeeeem
FUCKING HUES
>>64530389
>Hair
He needs another talk
heem sleepy
HEEMU SLEEPU
HEEM DEADY
>nod to continue
>git heem'd
>>64530426
got it on two, still in the nosebleeds and this is a good fight...was a good fight -- I literally had to zoom in on the big video screen to watch it..Aghhh!
Any streams other than: http://gyao.yahoo.co.jp/special/rizin/
kek, the win counts as a no contest since he missed weight
get fucked hues
._.
limpet BTFO
>>64530475
read the thread
>>64530478
>grabbing his ankles and not protecting his own face
>>64530449
His head movement didnt work too well there damn
>>64530478
clean left, have to remember his name
>>64530478
WHAT STREAM IS THIS?
>>64530475
i got a good one, you can drop to SD for less frame drop
tivix. net/16-rossiya-2 .html hq2
>>64530127
>>64530172
>>64530200
>>64530304
>>64530329
>>64530351
>>64530478
Thank (You) based Aussie webm bro
>>64530492
thought i did, will look m8
Shinya Aoki vs. Kazushi Sakuraba
Satoshi Ishii vs. Jiri Prochazka
heavyweight tournament opening round
Vadim Nemkov vs. Goran Reljic
heavyweight tournament opening round
Teodoras Aukstuolis vs. Bruno Cappelozza
heavyweight tournament opening round
Muhammed Lawal vs. Brett McDermott
heavyweight tournament opening round
Valentin Moldavsky vs. Yuta Uchida
heavyweight tournament alternate fight
Daiki Hata vs. Hiroyuki Takaya
Kizaemon Saiga vs. Hideo Tokoro
A.J. Matthews vs. Anatoly Tokov
wew lads gonna be a long night. should i start drinking?
>>64530496
trying to knock him off balance didn't work though
>>64530502
y grab ankles when getting punched in face?
>>64530501
readthethread.com
gobacktoreddit.net
>>64530478
that upper cut to the biceps. best new meme move
>>64530496
He was trying to go for a Sweep but he didnt have feet on hips to make it work. Its a good one and easy to pull off but he should have tried to be a bit more defensive
>Those airhorns
Oh time for Wicky! He's such a weirdo.
wickeeeeee
anyone notiuced that the music they played when the fighters were walking out of the arena was old school pride?
>>64530525
wicky wicky wicky wicky
>pink hair
is he a feminist?
>>64530528
yup, its great
the inter-round music is the same too
WHO TWITCH CHAT IN HERE
is this next fight a kickboxing match or something?
ILLUMINATY
Entrance of the night
>>64530533
no just an OG wild character from DREAM. I saw this dude fight back in like 2007
post ass
best music
Still hoping the Reebok deal makes a lot of top fighters jump ship to Bellator
I love this Rizin
>>64530545
K-1 fight, standup fight, REEL NOKAUT
>>64530517
found yours: meatspin.com
thanks, m8!
>>64530556
King Mo gets HEEMED tonight by a no namer.
Cap this post.
>>64530536
What?
yeahhh that's the wicky i remember haha
why is this guy so happy?
why does he smile?
is Wicky a meme or is he actually good?
>>64530595
both
>>64530593
If you wiped the smile off his face, would he die?
>>64530577
Mo won by ko earlier
bunda is acceptable in game threads right?
These gooks are bashing eachothers brains out.
>>64530609
of coursh
>>64530608
liar
Rizin Fighting Federation’s debut event, an ambitious affair spanning two different days in Japan, is underway from the Saitama Super Arena in Saitama, Japan. Get the live results here:
Unfortunately, the show is not being streamed or televised live in North America. However, you can get the latest results below.
Shinya Aoki vs. Kazushi Sakuraba
Result:
Satoshi Ishii vs. Jiri Prochazka – heavyweight tournament opening round
Result:
Vadim Nemkov vs. Goran Reljic – heavyweight tournament opening round
Result:
Teodoras Aukstuolis vs. Bruno Cappelozza – heavyweight tournament opening round
Result:
Muhammed Lawal vs. Brett McDermott – heavyweight tournament opening round
Result:
Valentin Moldavsky vs. Yuta Uchida – heavyweight tournament alternate fight
Result:
Daiki Hata vs. Hiroyuki Takaya
Result:
Kizaemon Saiga vs. Hideo Tokoro
Result:
A.J. Matthews vs. Anatoly Tokov
Result:
Felipe Efrain vs. Yuki Motoya
Result:Felipe Efrain def. Yuki Motoya via TKO (punches) – Round 1 (fight to be ruled no-contest due to Efrain missing weight)
Kirill Sidelnikov vs. Carlos Toyota
Result: Kirill Sidelnikov def. Carlos Toyota via TKO (strikes) – Round 1, 2:32
Tsuyoshi Kohsaka vs. James Thompson
Result: Tsuyoshi Kohsaka def. James Thompson via TKO (strikes) – Round 2, 1:58
He's like the meme Dillashaw
>>64530617
missing this fight at k1 rules, and the mikes rules fight where they alternate k1- and rizin bitch tier no elbows mma rules. one fc best rules
>>64530389
What in gods name is going on with schaub?
>Dem dislikes
Inward downward spiral because of his stupid hair
MEME DOWN MEME DOWN
HEEEM
WICKY NO
MEME
E
M
E
HEEM SLEEPY
jesus christ keep your god damned hands up
ufc refs need go pros this is amazing
>pink hair and shorts
>dance around and smile
>hands down
>get merked
gg wicky
>>64530647
his smile and memes, gone
was that a Waldo ring girl? they cut fast
>>64530664
brehs....
>schaub is 30 as fuck and doesn't have a single grey hair
>i'm 23
>have over 20 grey hairs
Who's this "wicky" guy? His record looks shit.
what the fuck are you guys watching?
>>64530688
>casuals
>>64530663
s'good
>>64530688
Pride 2015
>>64530688
get out
>>>/lgbt/
>>64530688
Authentic Thai boxing.
Hearing this fight is 1 round K1 rules 2 rounds MMA rules
>>64530685
shit guy who lost on japan tuf, uncoachable hotdog
What happens in a world where Melvin doesn't get cucked by a cheeky Lauzon jab and his career falls apart?
>>64530676
Sailor outfit I reckon hey
>>64530693
>>64530698
>>64530710
>>64530715
Nvm its cool, peace
GIB ME SUPLEX MIYATA
>>64530745
DOUBLE RAINBOW SUPLEXUUUU
>>64530732
One of my favorite fights ever. Fuck Dunham.
PUMP YOUR FISTS LIKE THIS
>Miyata
>Kickboxing
I wanted to see him suplex motherfuckers
wtf different rules for different rounds
F-FUCKING KICKSPAMMER
boooooooo
SHIT
sleepy
best trophy girls
fuck i realluy like miyata
Is everyone watchin the Russian stream
>button mash kicks
>beat the shit out of your opponent
>>64530684
Schaub is an elite athlete, you eat pop tarts for breakfast
>>64530809
cyka blya
>>64530812
Holy shit.
>>64530812
Is this real?
>>64530812
someone ban this sick filth
>>64530812
mat looks like a vaporwave album cover
>>64530812
>this is what wing chun practitioners really believe
>>64530812
I prefer more gentlemanly methods of barely illegally dangerous heeming
whos the fatass
>>64530853
No wonder this was banned from UFC, holy shit...
>>64530853
most brutal thing i've ever seen
When does Gabi fight?
>>64530864
some sumo dude
>>64530867
Tomorrow morning
what is happening
i keep reading that guys shirt as Boruto
>>64530812
fucking illegal tricep forearm outta nowhere
dirty shit bros, dirty shit
>>64530812
>That webm
FEDOR'S PROTEGE
what the fuck just happened?
The Heem gods giveth and they taketh away.
Wideman beat the brains out of Munoz in what many consider a late stoppage, and then got his own brains beat out by Rockhold in the same situation.
>>64530926
JLB is injured, Aerts stepped in to fight Baruto on 2 days notice because he's a fucking boss like that
>>64530926
Peter Aerts stepped in to fight since LeBanner is injured
>>64530927
Can Weidman beat Rockhold?
Is Lenne Hardt there?
I could have sworn I heard her crazy Pride lady voice.
>>64530932
>>64530943
Based Aerts. One of the best moments in combat sports ever was seeing Aerts go huge and beat Semmy Schilt in the K-1 GP 2010. Living legend.
HEEM
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
>>64530960
of course
FUGGING HOONED HIM
>>64530960
>that rock bottom
betting on Fedor's team seems to be an easy win so far
Roidussians undefeated
>>64530989
theyre all weebs so being in japan gives them +10 attack
>>64530997
Fedor remains happy
>>64530959
Rockhold hammered weidman badly enough and long enough that the Chris is now down to rockhold's IQ level, so that makes it more possible, at least.
>>64531023
kilt him dead
is fedor fighting ?
>>64531023
his right leg was sort of its doing his own thing after that hit
>>64531040
on the 31st
Based Tokoro
Post your Japanese walk in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqmZ0qPcoL4
>>64531076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v6iOVhw6mQ
WOULD SHE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
WHOS BITCH IS THIS?
Saiga is doing really well
HE HURT HIM MIKE!
all this screaming
j-just like my javs
wifecam and they are mic'ed
GOAT
LOL
thinks he's aoki
...shut her up, ffs...
unbearable
>those screams
HEEM TAPPY
A1 scrap
those asian tears
was trying not to fap dammit
Always nice seeing tokoro win
damn Tokoro was pretty impressive
Great fucking fight
>that bitch screaming the entire fight
Glad her man got tapped
Does the owner of those tits have a name?
>>64531158
same desu
>>64531158
best part of the fight, need that cam more often
>this is what it's like to fight Fedor
>>64531158
she was there to get you invested in the fight by rooting for whoever her man was fighting. japs too smart.
>>64531199
you win this one Fedor, the bald gleam was in my eyes
>>64531206
i was just glad it ended; because of her
what is this /a/ shit this guy is walking out to?
HOLY FUCK THIS GUY'S WALKOUT SONG
INSTANT FAVORITE FIGHTER
>>64531237
sounds like some moe shit
other guy is coming out to angry music
>>64531199
FUCKING GOLD
Ganbare, Takaya.
RIP Taiki
Moeshit vs Face the Pain
>>64531199
>that cheeky smile at the end
>bringing a homemade anime girl banner to your fight
>these spins
oh shit nigger what are you doing
where we watching?
wtf are these 360's?
this fucking fight is too weird to enjoy
>>64531321
ballet
Which one is /heem/ cheering for?
http://youtu.be/A8G4xF4aNwc
Bruh this shit is tight as fuck pride up in this birch bruh beuh
Favorite pride fight Mauricio ninja a and zen master
>>64531377
Taiki, we root for our /a/ brothers here.
>>64531377
black shorts guy, he's aiming for a heem
>>64531377
The Asian guy.
>>64531377
the one NOT doing stupid spins then high-kicking aimlessly then getting hit...rinse repeat
uppercut into the air, from 6 feet away
wtf?!
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Anatoly-Tokov-56029
GOAT
>>64531422
how's he the goat when he hasn't fought in the UFC you goof?
go buy fight pass and learn some shit
>>64531422
>his only loss is to an even more Russian fighter
Only way he can lose, honestly
>>64531437
kek
Getting some serious nostalgia watching these fights, brings me back to 2005 desu senpai
please KO spinman asap
>>64531437
>that name
THAT ANIME FIGHTING SPIRIT
NOW THEY'RE BANGING
NOW THEY'RE BANGING
PRIDE NEVER DIE
>>64531437
and mago lost to the goatest of russian bad names, who is actually undefeated
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Vitaly-Bigdash-112057
>>64531460
I don't see how it's in any way more complex than Khabib's
this is like watching two cyclists fight - their cardio only prolongs the awfulness.
1/10 fight
SLUGFEST
>>64531466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r65qk8BIRBM
>>64531486
six syllables to five syllables
>>64531488
last round was great
metal > moeshit
/a/ got BTFO
Nigga kept getting hit while switching stances
Intermission :((
if Zuffa owns PRIDE how are Rizin not getting sued for using the same in between round music and stuff
Classic Japanese intermission
time to fap
>>64531437
>literally named muhammad son of generous muhammad
>russian
When does King Mo hurt Satoshi Ishi
>>64531554
I was wondering the same thing too
>>64531554
because the UFC was trivcked
they don't own ANYTHIGN eexcept PRIDe's video library
not the music, not the fighters...nothing
just the name, and the videos.
>>64531556
Keep your fap in theme, wank to some JAV yeah?
>>64531557
Muhammed is the number one baby name in the UK now.
Whites got caught sleepin
>>64531580
Is that really the reason? Damn, didn't know that.
>>64531556
RIP your dick
>dat fucking table
holy shit they have to yell across the room to each other
>>64531591
powell, mosley, mitford -they should have listened.
>>64531554
> American company suing a Japanese company in a Japanese court for copyright breaches in Japan.
>>64531598
yes, it was a big scandal back in the day when it happened
UFC thought they were purchasing alot more...little did they know PRIDe didn't have any of it's fighters under contracts so thats LITERALLY all they got for their millions
videos, that were already everywhere online
is it okay to fap while sick?
>>64531580
fuck at that point just reuse the PRIDE theme
>>64531631
Masturbation cures ailments
>intermission
fucking hell its almost 4:30 AM here
im not gonna make it to the sakuraba fight
>>64531598
>>64531629
wasnt there also some Mafia fuckery? I heard a mob boss had to flee to Korea after that.
Something about Cro Cops manager sueing PRIDE for its involvement with the Yakuza
time to masturbate furiously to stay awake
>>64531629
A few contracts got passed on. The fighters could choose to take the fights they had left or they could fight out the rest of the fights on their contracts.
That's how the UFC got Mark Hunt, he didn't take the payout and fought out his contract instead. Since he did well enough they re-signed him when it was done.
Educate yourself.
>>64531662
not true about the suing
but it isn't just true, its fact that pride was partly owned by the Yakuza
>>64531647
>tfw 1:30
>tfw stayed up until 4am for the last to days to make sure I can watch the event
It's only just begun
>>64530926
wait, what's going on? is my countryman fighting? He has shit knees and 4 months of MMA training max.
>>64531662
sounds like some mr kim shit but afaik kim was just in k1.
>>64531667
I didn't mean all the contracts were nulled, but the vast majority were not legal...that's a fact
don't say educate yourself if you don't know shit, it's embarrassing
ofcourse I know Hunt came from Pride...comon son
l2/heem/
>>64531676
I remember Enson Inoue talking about how he used to hang out with gangsters
>>64531685
He will never be as good as Rulon Gardner
>>64531701
They weren't nulified, they got passed on to the UFC you dunce.
Akiyama, Hunt, Kikuno I think and a few notable others.
Come on son, get educated.
>>64531722
What are you educating? How to be a bitch? Canadian bCon fucking sucks and gsp wanted better testing because only he could afford Phil nurse stealth drugs
Get educated Rory has pillow fist
>>64531741
He's making an assertion and he's wrong. It's public knowledge that contracts were passed on to the UFC, the fighters could choose to take a payout or fight out the contracts.
That's what happened.
You being retarded doesn't change the series of events.
who was that Russian MMA qt?
how does it make you guys feel to know that fedor is making 2million in one fight whereas the only one making anything close to that in the ufc is mcgregor?
>>64531513
oh yeah, the technical skills had my head spinning
it was shit, broseph
>>64531722
they were nulled due to being ILLEGAL CONTRACTS
a WHOLE bunch of them
some were given the choice to fighti n the UFC or leave because it was IN THEIR CONTRACT..not our of the mercy of Dana White
some were just out right passed on (including Hunt who refused to take the paycheck and leave)
suck my dick you moose
im in toronto come fight me
>>64531764
Gotta make that bread.
Bob Sapp jobbed until he made his million odd dollars. Power to him.
>>64531753
Way to dodge the question
>shave head
>grease up
>do superman punch
>steroids in between rounds
>nick diaz stuffs all your fucking takedowns rounds 3-5
Nice "champ"
>>64531766
>technical skills
ew
MMA might not be for you
>>64531760
In the ad? Yankova probably.
>>64531764
feels good, fuck the ufc. i watch fights for the fights not the company on the mat
>>64531773
A few but not all.
It wasn't written in their contract to fight in the UFC. They had contracted bouts left when pride sold y'know, because that's how contracts work.
I don't fight the mentally handicapped either, sorry.
>>64531722
you're a fucking idiot. other canadian is correct.
>Come on son, get educated.
>be whoopin pride ass
>Forrest Griffin taps you
>be whoopin pride ass
>Nick Diaz lets you do your steroids and taps you
>>64531764
and McGregor isn't making half that
the UFC fucking sucks for pay.
the only satisfaction will be when the concussion lawsuits destroy it.
>>64531803
How can you guys be MMA fans but be totally ignorant of the history?
>>64531784
started judo at age 8,
been watching mma since Ortiz/Shamrock 1.
how about you, Mohammed?
>>64531821
Then you should be well aware of the fact that MMA isn't known for it's technical excellence, idiot. Taiki and Takaya threw the fuck down and it was great.
>>64531821
>judo
http://youtu.be/QWzAEXm9ltI
You're literally one of these fools
>>64531821
come fight me I'm in toronto
Jeff Joslin MMA
open matt jiu jitsu
punk bitch
>>64531823
>>64531823
>Then you should be well aware of the fact that MMA isn't known for it's technical excellence
kek
let me guess, you think the height of MMA was Griffin/Bonnar, right?
I'm more of a Sakuraba/Newton kind of guy.
>>64531843
You in the kid camp little man?
Just took a cold/hot shower to keep me awake. It always works.
>you are now aware that Fedor vs Jaideep is NOT the last fight on the NYE card
>heavyweight tourney final is the last fight
Thoughts?
>>64531821
Fuck off, if you really watched MMA for that long then you'd realize that good brawls are what brings people in and shows the heart in MMA. Stop acting like you're better than someone since you like "le technical fights"
>>64531850
because newton was known for his technical excellence right mate?
>>64531860
It's for a strap isn't it? Makes sense.
>>64531852
I'm 23
training for just under 4 years now
>>64531764
proof?
>>64531860
fedor vs tournament winner after someone gets injured
>>64531871
You could have 40 years of training under your belt, and I'd still heem you with a simple pressure point attack. You're all brains no heart.
I think the intermission is over
Rooting for the jap, but that entrance music isn't making it easier
>>64531850
>I'm more of a Sakuraba/Newton kind of guy.
>>64531764
mcgregor is nothing, ronda makes more and drew more then he did at his biggest hype, still hasn't passed her
>>64531850
I love Saku/Newton. But to hold the rest of MMA to that standard is absurd.
>>64531879
made me kek
<3
>>64531879
Yo Australia check out this vid of me training with the acclaimed Jeff "can't stop the takedown" Joslin
http://youtu.be/Xr0smZE2050
This is it breh
The tournament for it all
>>64531850
*tips fedora*
No elbows is the dumbest rule ever.
>no rizin streams
leddit mma cancerous cross posters finally killed /HeeM/
how do you feel about no elbows boys? less cuts, less smothering to land cheek elbows
>>64531917
It prevents wrestlefucking and promotes skill/actual work
>>64531927
If there's one strike that deserves to be banned, it's that. Nick Diaz is right.
HEEM TAPPY
>>64531919
showing up late, literally reddit and heem covered in stream links for hours. silence casual
>>64531919
>cant read the thread
maybe chucklefucks such as yourself are killing it
heem tapperoo
a good night, for the students of Fedor's Way
>>64531943
Team Fedor is my new favourite MMA stable
king mo is next, right?
>>64531931
i'm divided on it, the elbows rockhold threw were great at getting through weidmans defense, but cuts can ruin fights too
>>64531934
>>64531937
I'm not paying $29.99 for a laggy shit stream on rizin's site.
>>64531945
It's the stallers choice
>>64531957
Some elbows are great. Urijah Fabers are great. Jon Jones' elbows on Vera were great. I don't like needless cuts though. Doesn't help anyone.
>>64531968
May as well just ban hammerfists too because they're the stallers choice eh bud?
>>64531954
Next to be tapped the fuck out
king meme time
slag with a flag!
>>64531981
educate yourself bud
>>64531982
>implying UK can grapple
>>64531843
heh heh
Jeff is a good guy, rolled with him many times.
He'd never solicit fights online, buddy.
And he lives in Hamilton, not Toronto.
Wouldn't be too happy that you're smearing his good name by making him look like a douche.
Message him here and see how you make out:
http://www.jeffjoslinmma.com/contact/
USA USA USA USA USA
>>64531995
You first bud.
Periods and caps are a good start!
based mo
what a beautiful princess
WE
>>64531868
You tell me, JustBleed.
>>64532007
lmao bud there will never be another Canadian champ after Rory quit
>>64532014
WUZ
>>64532000
He's saying out of Jeff Joslin's gym, not Jeff himself. Also Hamilton is part of Toronto lol
>>64531866
I couldn't care less what "brings people in".
>>64532000
wait, I think you misunderstood
1. I'm NOT Jeff Joslin...I train at his academy.
2. Yes its in hamilton...it's on mount view / concession street .. I LIVe in Toronto...35 minute drive...which is what I said...
3. I'm not soliciting fights online...I'm having fun on 4chin
you roll on our mats? cool give me your first name,
don't want to?
cool come in tomorrow and just say I'm the guy that was on /sp/..I'll give you a hug you don't have to be scared...I'm a nice guy,.
>>64532020
Rory would never be champ anyway, he takes to much damage and is nearing his nine year plateau.
oh they're allowing wrestling shoes as well, interesting
white guy looks natty
WE /SHOES/ NOW
>>64532022
KANGZ
>>64532026
Jeff Joslin is/was a shit fiter and his gym is prolly shit
w-what is this hold called, guys?
>>64532051
Good 'ole oil check.
>>64532051
reverse oil check?
>>64532051
Canadian Daydream
>>64532045
I train out of Forrest Griffin's gym, only the best.
>>64532051
the sweden special
>>64532051
no homo tho
>>64532022
SLAMMAZ
>>64532030
GSP is that you?
>>64532062
You mean xtreme couture you liar faggot?
shoes are such an unfair advantage lol
>>64532078
No his gym in Georgia you goof
>>64532026
>Also Hamilton is part of Toronto lol
In the same way that Philly is part of NYC, I guess.
>>64532083
don't ignore my post >>64532034
come in tomrorow.
>>64532030
mma hipsters are the worst
>>64532080
Depends. I've seen guys almost get their feet torn off thanks to the extra grip they give a guy trying to submit you.
>>64532082
Oh that's cool
10/10 event
>tfw missed Rizin because I thought it was tomorrow morning
>sakuraba
STOP THE DAMN FIGHT
Someone post a link to watch rizin for the love of schaub
so why did /sp/ die?
>>64532166
It ended hours ago
>>64532175
dem jews shut it down
just so we are clear Japan hates Sakuraba right? I mean thats what it looks like
>>64532192
maybe he owes the yakuza money? shit was hard to watch
>>64532192
Japan loves him too much, is what it looks like to me.
>mfw Rizin signs Gomi
>mfw Gomi vs Aoki
>>64532217
that would've been a great fight
in 2008
Today's Rizin event has been pretty lackluster right?
>>64532255
It had some good competitive matchs even if the main event was depressing
some guy posted brett mcdermots fight on fb apparantly hes a local and used to play rugby here
small world
>>64532255
It was about as good as anyone could hope. Seeing Sakuraba get pummelled was a bummer, but the rest was great. Tournament looks to be really interesting.
>>64532175
Probably because of the sticky on /mu/
I had to watch RIZIN with casuals on TV, which was horrible in itself, but brehs! RIZIN is PRIDE v.2.
It may not be as legit as the UFC, but boy are my tits excited!
where is the new thread?
>>64532356
>>64532356
New thread
>>64532364
thanks lad
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