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>RUNNING ORDER
Eve/Sto, Ars/Bou, Wat/Tot, Nor/AV, ManU/Che, WHU/Sou, WBA/New, CP/Swa
>memetinez
>villel
>van laal and guuyes
>schtevie
hopefully van gaal gets fucking sacked the useless shit
im going to pee on his car tomorrow
>>64516551
>>memetinez
>>villel
>>van laal and guuyes
>>schtevie
Sounds like your having a stroke mate, can you hold both your arms out?
>tfw benched Arnautovic for Eriksen
#FFproblems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uC6sJoGZY0
>tfw poocastle are shit again
feels good man
>>64516569
Top banter
>>64517412
They are the one team I want to see go down.
>>64516551
FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD
>>64517567
FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD FUCK OFF MARTINEZ FUCK OFF HOWARD
They won't show it lads.
>>64517595
BALDING/BALD PEOPLE SHOULD BE FUCKING EXECUTED
>>64517567
>le fraud man
Why isn't this bloke criticised more? He's fucking garbage, can't organise a defence and is taking the club nowhere. On paper we have one of the best squads in the league. I'd probably only swap with City, maybe Arsenal. Despite that the best Martinez can muster is 11th, below Leicester, Palace, Watford, West Ham, Stoke, an inconsistent Tottenham, a poor United and a poor Liverpool. If we could defend we'd easily be top 4 and the title wouldn't be that ridiculous considering how shit everyone else is.
Fuck off Memetinez
JUST
>>64518121
Congratulations to Derby County.
ozil is the definition of a statbabby,
I've been desperate for Villa to get relegated for years now, and now that not only is it actually happening, but they're completely embarrassing themselves and going for Derby's record, idk it just doesn't feel as sweet as I thought it would.
Why aren't I enjoying this as much as I should lads?
>>64519295
based goal line
why we don't use something like this for penalty/offside decisions i don't know
also the clock should stop for stoppages/ball out of play etc and stoppage time should go.
actually i retract all of that, removing all controversy from football would make it less exciting i guess
>>64518992
This. Are you a baggies fan?
>>64519444
nope, spurs fan. I've just always really really disliked Villa
>swansea last
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF WHY IS THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENING FUCK OFF MAN FUCKING PLASTICS AND SHIT DESU
is there moose in watford?
>>64519477
probs becos it was an irrelevant 0-0 m8
>>64519477
your tinpot club is awful mate, sorry to inform you but your a championship club at best
>>64519468
Well they're one of the few clubs who have never been relegated from the top flight. There's a first time for everything, just thought it'd be a lot sweeter though.
They're just boringly shit now, no lels, no keks, no fight.
If the panel don't acknowledge how GOAT Lamela has been lately I'll be writing a strongly worded letter of complaint to Danny Cohen and cancel my tv license
>>64518992
Because aside from like 3 teams, Villa are he most successful English team and have a huge history. Whether you like it or not, they are a big club and important one at that for English football, and deep down, you'd be sad to see them go. Especially in such a whimper
who /arse/ here?
>>64519551
goat at what, being gay?
>>64519551
Probably be wrighty talking ozil for the whole shoe
>>64519551
He doesn't work there any more so don't bother trying to appeal to your brethren, kike.
>>64519581
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_football_clubs_in_England_by_competitive_honours_won
they're joint 5th
but no, i think that's the great appeal of it more than anything. seeing such a historic club of former glory turn to shit like this. it gives me a semi just thinking about it
it's just that i expected a full blown erection you know?
iplayer has become shit when used wsith a vpn
>>64519500
>irrelevant
grow up
>>64519502
not acknowledged
>ian wright
why is this fat specky manlet everywhere now
>>64519644
iplayer is always shit
>>64519663
he's better than jermaine 'boring nigger' jenas
MANLETS
Its about time Everton got relegated they are such a nothing club
>>64519663
hes one of the better pundits which aint saying much
>>64519644
good
pay the licence JF prick
>>64519679
haven't won a trophy in 20 years
yet every year they expect to finish top 4
top chuckle
>FC Manlet beating Neverton
kek
>>64519644
It's iPlayer in general, it's bad even here.
Try http://viewabroad.com/ - not HD but it works without a VPN.
>>64519685
Its part of the Liverpool city mental illness
>not showing the awful Deulofeu dive
Shaq's second goal is truly a thing of beauty. It's why we call it the beautiful game.
Art like this is not seen in other sports
what a goal
of the season
>this finishing
>>64519723
I've seen it a fair few times back, and I'm convinced it's a chip on the volley. I don't think I've ever seen such a goal.
Have to say I'm enjoying this new Stokeball
>>64519671
>implying
jenas is great
>Barkley running off in the other direction to celebrate on himself
What a cunt
>the team with the current joint top scorer in the league are 11th
loving every laugh
>>64519751
Don't feed them
Everton fans have started a petition to get Howard dropped, kek:
https://www.change.org/p/roberto-mart%C3%ADnez-tim-howard-to-be-dropped-out-of-the-squad-instantly
>>64519723
Should be goal of the season really
Oselu's goal is better than shaqiri's because he meant it
>>64519751
hes annoying, boring and still hasnt learned the difference between was and were
>>64519741
mark hughes' meme buys have finally paid off
Clear penalty should have been a red as well
>>64519771
Memetinez is fucking shit
That hug when Stoke get the penalty, Joselu is a mad man!
>Shaqiri
>Arnautovic
>Wollscheid
>Joselu
Stoke is literally Bundesliga rejects: The team
Can't stand that Arnautovic gimp. Bendtner 2.0
>>64519793
Bullshit
>>64519771
Martinez team defence desu senpai
>concede 4 at home to Stoke
>MUH REFEREE
Fuck off
I laughed
Arnautovic looks quality, his work rate is great
is he just a meme or is he the real deal
Lukaku going to a top 4 team in January?
shaqiri's goal isn't even that good fuck off.
Martina's goal was much better
>>64519828
hahaha jesus christ
>>64519806
Along with some players who were too good for the eredivisie.
West Ham will fall to pieces in 2016. They've been incredibly lucky so far and it won't last. Their volatile, inexperienced manager will self-implode and thry eill be back in the Championship where they belong come August 2016.
>>64519833
he always had good patches but eventually his horrible personality and thickness fucks him over
>>64519786
He's a far better pundit than "le loud look what I'm wearing today black man". He's more knowledgeable
>>64519826
>that /sp/ shirt
Since when did Stoke get so good?
>Lukaku in glasses
kek, what the fuck?
>>64519840
Probably, he said when he joined they were a stepping stone to a big club.
And his agent this year:
>Romelu Lukaku should not have joined Everton, says striker’s new agent
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/03/romelu-lukaku-everton-agent
damn Lukaku has matured
reminder that everton got a lucky late winner against newcastle the other day
who gives a fuck if the ref got the pen decision wrong
>>64519785
shakira meant his, you can tell by his eyes 2bf
>>64519826
>PJAGS
>Pundits can't admit to seeing a beautiful goal
>hurrrr fluke fluke I swear lads he ain't no Rooney
FUCK THE LICENSE FEE
>shaqiri as big as arnautovic in the hologram
my sides
Shearer is objectively wrong. It was deserving of a penalty.
>>64519878
>this is what a man not playing under mou looks like
>>64519861
When they stopped playing murderball and spent loads of money on exciting attacking players.
>>64519890
Can tell by his hips, they don't lie.
>>64519878
lukaku is an intelligent lad
he's utter shit at football but he is an athlete and works really hard on the studying of the game
>>64519908
no it wasnt he got the ball before the man
>The team is now showing ambition to get us out of this relegation zone
How am I supposed to feel?
At least I can get some butthurt from the WAGNH writers, I enjoy it.
>So far, Guus Hiddink is royally failing his supposed "mandate" to play the youth. Or to get better results, though he seems happy enough with the 2 points from his 2 matches in charge.
>>64519878
>black men trying to be white
Makes me laff every time
>>64519778
He's been needing to be phased out for about 2 seasons, possibly even 3. The fact he's still nailed-on is ridiculous. He does have some truly fantastic performances but he's very inconsistent.
>>64519833
He was always great but in the past his short temper led to problems.
>segment on shit everton defending
>after pundits sucking stones' dick for months
>>64519911
They haven't spent much aside from Shaq
>>64519878
>That filename
kek, thanks Belgium
ramsey needs to stick to the wing desu
respect to BBC not putting a plastic game on first but fuck this arsenal game man.
>>64519921
I really don't think he got enough of it for the referee to be sure that he did though. They're slowing it down so much and saying he got a stud on it, but at full speed the ball didn't even seem to deviate from being touched. Shearer was saying it as though it was a clear call and it just wasn't.
Everton would be good if they got some non shit young blood in CM and keeper, maybe a LW
Cleverly is pretty shit but he's okay in the park until the cheque book opens next season
Got suitable options to replace Baines and Jags in a few years.
>>64519946
breaking news football is fluid and circumstances change
>>64519946
Stones is overrated as fuck, responsible for 2 goals today
>>64519911
Spent loads of money? Bojan cost them 800k, Arnie cost them 2.75M, Mama Diouf was on a free, same with Johnson, Afellay was on a free too. The only one that cost them anything was Shaqiri, and he was their record signing for 12m.
Can anyone honestly see Arsenal winning the league? It'll be City after the inevitable collapse
>>64519477
lmao
look at the state of you m8
>>64519964
I echo this, thanks to the BBC for putting the plastic game on last.
>>64519878
Based, handsome and intelligent Lukaku
>>64519878
Being free from the Mou regime changes you
>>64519974
Did RFM play?
>Woolwich will never have scenes like this because of plastic fans and the club won't want to get the pitch dirty
>>64519978
if arsenal can stay in touch until cazorla and coquelin come back they will win it
literally enjoying the wine and a mince pie lads
>>64519977
To be fair, Stoke have been overspending for years, it's what got Pulis sacked
(this is 2-3 years old now though)
>>64519977
>Bojan cost them 800k, Arnie cost them 2.75M,
very shrude
>>64519978
Depends whether or not Manchester city can keep up with City
>>64519840
Not likely
Everton would ask for atleast 40m, as they paid 30m themselves
Though he'll be bored of not achieving anything and go to a club who need a proven PL striker
Maybe Arsenal or City in two years
Fucking lol
Webm pls
>Merteshitter
Fucking quality
webm when?
why does everyone keep saying lukaku is a intellectual.he literally just put a pair of glasses on
>commentator giving Mertesacker shit for missing when it bounced off his face
Back to robot wars fat man
ozil was ridiculous this game
shame everybody else was shite
>>64520025
Who said he's intellectual?
How is it possible to miss that?
>Mertesucker
oh mein gott
>>64520026
He said afterwards that it wasn't his fault though.
Is Özil one of the players that was going to come out the closet?
inb4 this wins goal of the season
>>64520036
everyone
How many points will city win the league by this year
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64520025
he studies videos of matches and shit
he's a football autist
could you imagine how good ozil would be if he had pace and strength
>>64520053
Nah that was Wilshere
>>64520036
A couple of people in this thread
>>64519978
No, it's all text book arse so far
>>64519997
I'm glad that they've cut down in recent years though, Hughes is doing a fantastic job getting the players he can on a lower budget then what Pulis had. Splashing cash left right and center for mediocre players.
Gorgeous goal. Genuinely made better by the ABAs in this thread.
>walcoon
>walcock
fucking kek
>>64520060
We should be 4 points clear 2bh
>>64520061
ONE OF US
>>64519878
Man's turning into Brother Mouzone
The guy sitting next to Wilson looked like a blacker Kompany.
Theo Walcott could've laid that off to Ramsey for an easy tap-in, but he's a striker not a winger
>>64520022
>>64520017
look in /arse/
>>64520053
>>64520053
>this is literally nothing wrong with being gay for assists
imagine if arsenal players could finish. they'd be genuinely good
Holy shit how did arsenal not win by more ozil was just putting it on a plate for them and walcoon and shitty giroud just cannot finish
>>64520096
Except you're not, so no you shouldn't be.
That's kind of how a league works.
nice to see ozil again after his rest against southampton
someone better break ozil's legs
walcott could have had about 5 goals today
instead he had 0
The way all you arsenal fans were raving about that Ozil goal, it sounded like goal of the season.
It was a 1 - 2. That's it?
>>64520063
He had lightning pace at Madrid. Shame Wenger doesnt let him use whatever PEDs he was on back then.
Ozil Premier league player of the year anyone?
>>64520051
Any chump could've seen it wasn't his fault in real time, not relying on slow mo replays
ITT
Post your
Top 4:
Bottom 3:
Lads how many languages do you need to speak to be a manager?
jesus christ give özil someone with actual quality to pass to this is hard to watch
where is sanchez
cech is such a nice lad
can't believe he played for chelsea
>>64520138
Literally no-one said that. Literally no-one.
>>64520151
One: Money.
FFS WALCOT AAAAAARGHHH
OZIL HAD THE GAME OF GAMES TODAY AND YOU AND YOUR SHIT CUT COULDNT FINISH
>>64520151
wonga speaks 4
>>64520148
lestah
citee
spuds
arse
villa
sund
norwich
>>64520148
Top 4:
Arse
Lester
Citeh
Spuds
Bottom 3:
Poocastle
Blunderland
Villel
>>64520148
1. City
2. City
3. Arsenal
4. Tottenham
>>64520133
My mothers boyfriend got me a new suit for Christmas, can't wait to post pics #inspiration
>>64520162
literally the whole of /arse/ said it lad fuck off
>>64520180
>spuds
>arse
'no'
>>64520162
I was literally informed it was
>>64520148
Spurs
Arsenal
Lester
City
Norwich
Sunderland
Villa
>>64520148
arse
spurs
leicester
stoke
chelsea
sunderland
villa
>>64520183
clever girl
>>64520195
>>64520199
Links to people saying it was goal of the season please.
>Ozil 5 assists from breaking the record in a season
>Could have easily done it today
Just imagine if Arsenal players could finish, he's also created 17 clear cut chances, majority of which have been wasted
Time for GLT
you fucking morons still think leicester will finish top 4?
astounding
>everyone putting spurs in top 4
;D
>>64520180
>>64520182
>>64520183
>>64520201
>>64520208
Thinking Lesta will get top 4
KEK ,meme team like West Ham last season
imagine kane at arsenal
would be unstoppable
>>64520216
You know where to find them
>>64520208
That cheeky Stoke sneaking in 4th, I like you anon.
'One of the best keepers in PL history'
I mean, doesn't his record prove Cech is THE best?
>>64520234
wholl finish above them?
>>64520249
not when david fucking james held the record before him
>>64520216
>>64504453
stop saying it was goal of the season you delusional wanker
>>64520148
Top 4:
City
Arsenal
Leicester
GAP
Spurs
Relegation:
Swansea
GAP
Sunderland
GAP
Villa
I'm honestly worried Vardy/Kane combo wont happen at the Euros.
>>64520265
With FAR MORE games played you absolute idiot.
>>64520258
I finished above your mum
>>64520270
fuck off you wank cunt
>>64520225
ABLAYCHESTER are pathetic.... Martin o Neill is spinning in his grave
Arsenal should easily be able to attract world class strikers since Özil will just gift them countless goals yet they are stuck with Walcott and Giroud.
Why is Wonga such a cheap bastard? Arsenal would be literally unstopable with a world class striker and DM
>>64520249
Nope, though once he ends up with the most golden glove award i think he'll be undisputed GOAT
Here comes the son
>>64520133
Kill yourself you fat pasty sack of shit
ighalo literally walked through dier there
first mistake he's made all season really
>Abdi
>Not Somalian
How is this possible?
Typical Chelsea player 2bh
When will Igloo not score?
>>64520277
england will never play the obvious form players that everyone knows should be playing lad, it's just how it is. pooney will play, vardy will sit on the bench t b h
>JUST GONNA KARATE KICK MY OPPONENT
>IT'LL BE GRAND
That was a harsh red 2bh
>>64520288
world class strikers:
suarez
lewandowski
vardy
slim pickings tbf
>ake
Lamela is probably the greatest footballer Argentina has ever produced.
>that red
>>64520288
Imagine if Wenger opened the cheque book and bought Aubameyang for 50m
A pacey CF really brings out the best in Alexis as well
Walcott needs to realise he is best a winger and Arsenal's attack would be even better and able to finish
>>64520283
WALK ON WALK ON
IN YOUR MUMS KITCHEN
AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A GF
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A GF
http://strawpoll.me/6388815
>that corner
christ
>>64520349
Shame that none of that will happen though
>>64520342
>vardy
lel
a decent one like aubameyang, higuain or cavani would do the trick
ANIME FINISH
dat Son goal
Will Gomez ever recover from that?
tired of chinks getting late winners
Why no offside? Why no conclusive camera angle?
Van laal
>>64520371
cavani would cost a billion quid
clearly offside the moment he went for the header
>>64520249
He literally is... Never listen to bullshit pundits, form your own informed opinion
damn son
>>64520377
Being a goalkeeper?
I agree with alan
Tottenham confirmed for gonna win the league
huerelho owed spurs a retarded goal tbf, he did all sorts of crazy shit when he played for them
>>64520376
nice finish but keeper should have done better
>>64520299
>implying anybody will ever beat hart's record
>implying hart isn't GOAT
>>64520390
probably because vicarage road is a shit stadium
Nice flick
ake looks a bit like a young ruud gullit
>>64520265
And Schwarzer about 3rd
>>64520436
they are both dutch so basically the same person
Fucking wroighty
>>64520408
Kek
KEK
K E K
Anyone wanna see my 4 incher?
>>64520411
this
potteric justice
we're at Norwich - Aston villa already
shit, did i miss the manchester united - chelsea highlights
>villa
>norwich
piss break lads
>van laal - lelsea borefest on even after the weekly villa disappointment
kek
did villa win?
please say they did
having a cheeky motd wank lads. picturing gary and alan spitroasting clare balding t b h. dirty slag
The BBC MOTD Account is nothing but click- and responsebait and lowtier trolling
>>64520479
They just announced the score and skipped that sack of shit
>>64520479
>Manchester United
>Chelsea
>Highlights
>>64520484
>Not enjoying the trainwreck tactics tim left after him
>>64520498
>not gabby logan
poor taste
>>64520493
>villa
>win
>man city actually failed to score against villa
>think they can win the league
LMAO
did UTV finally kill himself?
>>64520512
That Matic miss
That Rooney fuckup
Couple of nice saves from De Gea and Tebow.
>>64520498
Any big black Garth crooks cock involved in this wank?
>>64520518
clare balding is the more prominent female sports personality you cunt
>yank keepers
why are they still in employment?
based ed balls
>poozan
>murkan goalkeeping
So Spurs are winning the league, right?
Everyone ready for /gf2016/?
>>64520543
she's also an ugly dyke
>>64516651
>vardy? he won't keep scoring
>vardy keeps scoring
>finally make vardy captain, mahrez outperforms him
>make mahrez captain, leicester start fucking up
>im ok though, i have 4 arsenal players and there only playing southampton
>NO FUCKING COMMENT
>better remember to make lukaku captain, hes banging them in
>forget to make lukaku captain
>lukaku scores twice
i should offer my services to premiership managers
>pay me to not put your players on my fantasy team
>>64520553
Everyone else seems to not want to so I suppose so
thought nodge's goalie was called ruddY for some reason. its just rudd though t b h
Should've never sacked Lambert
>>64520557
No, I don't want a gf
ayew is proving his eliteness but even he can't save villa
i feel sorry for remi garde, his career probably depends on this shitshow
really shouldn't have taken this job
>>64520557
Yes lad
I just saw star wars lads and it was rubbish.
It's literally just a remake of the first trilogy.
>>64520560
adds to the fantasy lad. she doesn't want it but she wants it cos she loves the lineker cock really t b h
>>64520569
they've got a gk named rudd and a different gk named ruddy. they exchanged starting position a few weeks ago
>>64520566
I put lukaku as captain for boxing day. Then switched again this morning.
>>64520584
Why did you go if you thought the first trilogy was rubbish.?
>>64520589
>gk named rudd and a different gk named ruddy
crazy norfolk bastards tbf
>>64520587
That's one of the most oddly specific fantasies I've heard.
>>64520584
still haven't seen it
probably wait for the yify rip
didnt watch jurassic world either desu
>>64520584
>rubbish
eh not really
>>64520601
I don't, the first trilogy is great.
I don't want to see a remake of it though.
>le bigger death star
>le son kills his father
>le princess leia 2.0
>that sign
>that nationality
As a West Ham fan I should be irate they've put on a goalless draw on before us, but I just can't even be bothered with MOTD any more.
> United
>>64520610
not really, lesbians turning straight for the cock is a common fantasy
That was the worst sign I've ever seen in my life.
>>64520553
yes
just imagine those brave english youngsters kane, alli, mason, carroll, walker, rose etc lifting the trophy
gotta be better than seeing cunt JF's like hazard and ivanovic thieving our beautiful british metal
>>64520616
>yify rip
are you gonna watch it with your wife's boyfriend?
>>64520635
yes
>>64520628
>fantasy
lesbians aren't even a real thing. evolutionarily it makes no sense for a woman to be gay
why they such shit fans las?
>>64520543
This Clare Balding? you wanked to this?
good to see obi mikel is finally playing for a bottom table team
>>64520582
nah he'll be fine, everyone will recognise that villa were always doomed. nothing anyone could do
>>64520647
evolutionary it makes no sense to waste your life on a chinese cartoon imageboard
>>64520634
racist detected
>>64520657
which one is claire balding?
>>64520647
Don't be retarded
>>64520673
I don't know.
>>64520664
nobody in england will hire him, but he can prove himself in france still
it was just a poor choice
>>64520665
Not really, I have autist genes and in caveman times would be the one thinking up innovative uses for sabretooth skins while the alpha lads shagged all the cavewomen. I would still be of benefit to the tribe.
Lesbians are an evolutionary deadend,
>>64520689
people still hire big sam
>>64520673
the dog
United was clearly the better team
>>64520696
They're still a real thing, and there's been lots of theories suggested for why homosexuality evolved in animals
>>64520657
fuck off the wank was BBC themed so i was basing it on visibility on the television network. you see 10 baldings for every gabby logan t b h
>>64520708
Which one?
>Rppney
>>64520710
were
>>64520705
dont think sam has ever been relegated
>people still sack big sam
>>64520717
Male homoseuality.
"Lesbians" are just bi women who choose to forsake the cock. It might not be PC but it's true. Most of them turn straight around 30 when they feel their biological clock ticking.
>>64520710
didn't even watch it
>>64520719
logan presents motd
balding doesn't
>>64520708
yeah but which one?
>>64520741
>not getting relegated is an achievement
this is the sort of mentality that leads to big sam securing employment
Where thr fuck would poonited be without de goat?
>>64520771
About 15th or 16th.
>>64520771
one place above chelsea
SO BIG
>people still rate de gay and courtois
they are literal meme keepers who depend on muh reflexes
the european ochoas
Tell me about Oscar
Why does his eyebrow never rest?
anybody got a stream?
>>64520768
it literally is
>>64520794
>literal meme
what do you mean by this?
>>64517612
this dickhead needs shooting
>>64520794
Isn't tht a good thing? And the word meme has lost all meaning
>>64520705
Big Sam has succeeded nearly everywhere he went
>Took Bolton from division1 to a team fighting for UEFA cup spots
>Fucked up at Newcastle
>took Blackburn up the league
>took West Ham from championship to comfortable Prem team
>Now saving Sunderland
>>64520814
Do you have a learning disability? It means they are literal, as opposed to figurative, memes.
you now remember when west ham were good
>>64517612
Of course they won't, brave Wayne Rooney is England captain, and BBC have to push the narrative that he's a great guy still at his peak
Same reason he somehow won MOTM earlier
>this terrifies the arse bandit
>>64520808
HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>64520821
>le zero trophies man
>a-at least I wasn't relegated!
wow what an achievement. why hasn't he got the real madrid job again?
>>64517612
he apologised tbf
Wht kind of goal was tht lol
>>64520870
Because of the ABE.
>>64520838
literally carried by payet
>>64520870
Nice strawman, every team he's taken over except Sunderland he's improved them and took them higher than they were without huge money.
Is it really shocking he gets jobs? Who would you suggest relegation teams get who is better?
>>64520876
It was a goal of the season goal
>dat meme goal
goal of the season
soton were really compact against arse
why dont they do that every game
>>64520857
It's all good, I found one. Thanks anyway though
>>64520891
*Except Newcastle
>>64519712
>>64519712
Better to strive for something better than settle for mediocrity or in West Ham's case Payet's fitness
I may also digress I hope Karren Brady dies a horrible death
>>64520891
Pep
>>64520891
Most relegation tier managers try to actually build something and springboard the club to better teams.
Fat sam is the mourinho of the bottom of the table. But at least mourinho gives the fans something to celebrate before the club disintegrates and he leaves.
>>64520901
Your mum's arse was compact last night
>>64520838
grandad pls go
>last on MOTD two week in a row
Oh well at least I get to go >poocastle in a minute
>>64520924
>Most relegation tier managers try to actually build something
You mean like building Bolton from a 2nd tier team to one fighting for UEFA cup spots?
Or bringing Blackburn up the league?
Or taking West Ham from the championship into a solid prem team?
Don't be retarded, Sam is 100x better at that than most of the other retards who get jobs
>Anichebe has a contract at a Premier League club
I feel hard done to
>Carroll with braids
Fucking lol
motd is shit
why has coloccini stayed at newcastle for so long
>>64520985
My brother went to school with him, said he used to play with shoes full of holes and he wasn't even that great then
>>64520979
>You mean like building Bolton from a 2nd tier team to one fighting for UEFA cup spots?
Where are they now?
>Or bringing Blackburn up the league?
Where are they now
>Or taking West Ham from the championship into a solid prem team?
West ham are a big club, their natural place is in the top half of the premier league.
He doesn't develop youth, he doesn't lay the foundations for prolonged success or even treading water. He'll get you 16th place playing 19th century football that makes watching games a chore and it will fall apart sooner or later. He is everything that's wrong with english football.
>>64521012
Nobody better wanted him or would pay him more money
>poocastle
>>64521006
kill yourself
>>64521017
>Where are they now?
They fell apart when Sam got replaced by people like Sammy Lee and Megson
>Where are they now
Got destroyed by retarded chicken fucking owners
>West ham are a big club, their natural place is in the top half of the premier league.
Yeah go and tell that to Leeds or Notts Forest or Sheff Wed.
S W A N S E A MENTIONED
feel sorry for that gk. had a nightmare
>>64521017
>West ham are a big club, their natural place is in the top half of the premier league.
KEK KEK KEK
Trip back on Sargon
>>64521017
You have no fucking idea mate
He's modernised every club he's been at, they sink afterwards because they have inferior managers
>>64521067
He looks like he might post on /sp/
>>64521024
but i feel like either he's good enough that someone would take him when they're doing shit, or he's not good enough to get a new contract
seems odd that a JF would stay at a volatile club for so long
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35191686
>Patrick Bamford ends 'terrible' Crystal Palace loan
Reminder that Alan Pardew played Connor Wickham over Patrick Bamford.
how the fuck did palace end up in 5th, they have been mediocre all season
ian wright thinks he's a dad to every black english player
i guess you would do anything to try to forget you were sean wright-phillips dad
>>64521107
Reminder they're both overhyped English shit, and the fact that either of them is talked about as a possible talent shows how far we have fallen
>>64521124
he's a dad to every english striker
some of them happen to be black
that hangerland chance was offside and they didn't even say lmao
>>64521120
everyone was spunking over them at the start of the season
didn't watch them myself but expected great things when >we (spurs) played them but they literally parked the bus and did fuck all the whole game. was sorely disappointed
>>64521125
still don't understand how bamford won championship player of the year
>>64521107
Wickham is a good CF though
>>64521120
2 pacey wingers and Cabaye
>>64521159
>13 in 65 at Ipswich
>11 in 74 at Sunderland
>1 goal for Palace
"good"
>tfw no manager
>>64521159
when was the last time he scored
that one hot streak with blunderland over a year ago
you now remember gylfi sigurdsson
>>64521182
what happened to bielsa? I was ready to meme with full force for that
>>64521120
Great defensive record, Cabaye and Bolasie playing well, Sako was good plus the Pards factor
>>64521159
He's got 12 PL goals in his entire career, he's not good, he's overrated trash and if he wasn't English he wouldn't get near a Prem team
>>64521199
FUCK OFF
>>64521199
never rated him
meme player
>>64521199
I don't remember if he plays for Spurs or Swansea.
Palace haters out of nowhere
I wonder why???
>>64521217
remember when all the swansea mongs were saying spurs should never have sold him he's better than eriksen lmao
>>64521217
Quit eating so much you fat pasty slob
>putting the smallest guy in the wall on the inside corner
>>64521239
he is though
>>64521232
I really really don't want Arsenal to win the league.
>>64521239
he went on a good meme run but you can see now why spurs got rid. he's not a consistently good player and never will be
>>64521191
>>64521214
>palace banging in loads of goals
>wickham missing for two games
>two 0-0s
He's a CF he brings others into the game and honestly from what I've seen he's got goals in him,he's 22 give him a chance
will i am is a legend
>>64521200
didn't want the job probably
>tfw captained Ozil
>62 points
>4 players left to play
>>64521291
will smith is i am legend
>>64521264
Prepare to be butt mad
>>64521295
same and got 67 with 3 left.
>tfw we're football geniuses
So does meme now just mean "a player in good form"?
>>64521374
"a player i don't like"
Who MERCEDESWINSLOL here?
>>64521387
hwl here
Fergie coming out of retirement after LVGs contract ends
Man City will have Pep
United Fergie
Arsenal who knows, wengers contract ends next year
Liverpool Klopp
Chelsea Conte
Will be the GOAT season
>>64521120
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>>64520148
Manchester Arabs
Leicester Bangers
North London Faggots
Stoke
Newcastle Brown Ale
Sunderland Irrelevants
Birmingham ASBOs
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