9 bongs 25 bings left
>Diego Costa out because of suspension
>Rooney might be back in the starting line up
>Hazard back fully fit
>Potentially Van Gaal's last match
Should have sacked van laal and hired Mou before this match
>>64505677
Be interesting to see how long United are willing to stick with him, he's already in meltdown mode seeing that post Stoke interview.
0-0 confirmed
>>64505727
he's gone if they dont win today i reckon
I really don't understand why United would wait to sack him - he's not exactly long term in any case and since results are going pretty badly I don't see why they don't just chuck him and get someone else in at least til the end of this year
This match really is 'Clash of The Shite-uns'
pls no draw i want to shitpost
>>64505916
the club is run by accountants and major changes have to be declared so will affect share price. Too much responsibility
Would have been the same if Gill was still the Chairman hes just lucky Fergie was Manager.
>>64505727
Hes gone if they dont win today
Terrible 0-0 incoming
>Diego Costa has never played against Manchester United
>>64505995
Ye, Im thinking 1-0 chelsea
>>64506004
chelsea are pretty impotent without costa man
>>64505995
this 2bh
mite as well watch arse struggle against mememouth
>>64505998
spooky
>>64505727
>>64505763
>>64505973
This.
Whatever happens, it'll be a great day.
>United
WE ARE THE NET SPEND CHAMPIONS
>>64506074
please be joking. Net Spend something the scousers and that cunt Moh from arsenalfantv talk about
>>64506074
>WE WUZ LEAGUE DOMINUNC N SHIET
who /ABU+ABC/ here?
>>64506114
>who /ABU+ABC/ here?
Everyone who isnt a fag
This game is going to be terrible.
>>64506144
>trusting what an IRA sleeper agent says
Hazshit will probably play striker and we wont score and manure are too incompetent to score its gonna be an absolute shitfest and end 0-0
kenedy, traore, and RLC wont get any gametime, and to top it off laang ball will get the sack and be replaced by mourinh o who will use his lust for revenge to fuel manure to a 10 game winning streak and eventually win the title
fuck everything
i swear if i see lrl defend oscshit after he does his disapearing act mid game im gonna fly over to italy and throttle him with his asuka figurine.
>>64506114
count me in
>>64506114
here la
>>64506237
You can always switch to Man City
>>64506237
>Hazshit will probably play striker
Eden "rat #1" Hazard is kill, like rat #2, and rat #3 is suspended. Pretty weird, uh. Remy is injured too, so Pedro as striker, yay.
>>64506361
fabreshit out with a "fever" because hiddink isnt gonna deal with his shit
>>64506329
shouldnt you be arguing wonger out in the arse containment thread?
>the shittiest chelsea team in a decade not only beat arseshit but also havent been BTFO by 4 goals
AYY
>>64506237
>Mourinho hellbent on angry revenge
Somehow that idea turns me on, no matter how much I disliked Mou. It's like having angry argument sex.
I love to see angry revenge in football. There's something so primal, raw and visceral about it. The gnashing of teeth, the lust for blood, the clashing of flesh. It's erotic beauty.
>>64506391
homo
5-1 to manure
book it fags
>>64506418
5 Chelsea own goals is unlikely
>>64506377
Yet.
>>64505566
you made this thread very early
too early one could argue
>>64506505
get outta here with that, I'm trying to have a productive day
>>64506505
>no machines
Can I get an acestream please?
Also,would you be so kind as to drop by this thread >>64293194 and post "Daniel is a disgusting, autistic, whiteboi, virgin loser"?
Cheers for both.
>>64506629
>2 day freeleech on empornium
>16 day freeleech on p-lab
my dick already feels like it's not going to cope
>>64506678
Are those private trackers even worth it?
>>64506462
It's my first thread, don't be rude
>>64506114
Reporting here lads
>>64506685
>emp
Generally yes, they don't have a great amount of FL days which fall on weird occasions (Worldwide chocolate day??) but theres a wide variety of designated FL torrents across the site to up your ratio
>lab
as long as you can stand going through the translation process then definately yes. They have one FL day a month, you'd have a hard time not keeping a good ratio
Why do people watch these over hyped games they always end up as boring 0-0
>>64506731
I can find almost everything on filesharing sites. Does EMP have like some super secret shit?
who #TLFgang here?
>>64506800
depends on what youre into, theres still plenty of vanilla brazzers shit on there but theres plenty of other shit I'd doubt I'd see elsewhere
---de gea
darmain - jones - smelling - blind
----------------->carrick
-------mata - rppney - martial
-----------fellaini
you know this is the 11
>>64506837
What is this TLF may may?
>>64506930
in this case its 'That Liverpool Feel'
>>64506930
lazy scousers cant even type out that liverpool feel anymore
>>64506954
ahh okay thanks. I thought that liverpool feel thing died with the season that Suarez went to Barca.
----------- De Gea
Whoever the fuck, fucking >Blind
Anyone but Fellaini
Mata --- Rooney --- Depay
Martial
The GOAT XI
>>64506984
i think it died when /epl/ died, they just shitpost it occasionally now
>>64507001
>memephis
>>64506785
van gaals job depends on this game
if it ends 0-0 he's probably going to get sacked
JUST: The Game
Of course I'll be watching
>>64507062
The state of him. Melt
>>64507070
is there any player in United's squad that's actually playing we right now? I literally can't think of one anymore
>>64507108
playing well*
>>64507108
>WE
>>64507089
Nice, lad
>>64507089
Could at least put van laal face with the JUST haircut on.
Board won't sack him until end of season. If he qualifies for CL they'll keep him on. If not, he's gone.
Loving how United "fans" unironically want Mourinho to take over kek
They are willing to accept "Mr. Chelsea" not because of his playstyle or management skills, but because he has a reputation of winning
United "fans" go on about the "United way" of attacking football and playing youth, but under Mourinho that would essentially be all over
Fuck Paki's and Indians are a fickle and fair weathered bunch, next thing they'll be eying up Wonga after they fire Mourinho
United are too far gone, they are literally the new Liverpool
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64507664
Who would you suggest they should get now that Poop Guardiolel is pretty much confirmed at Shitty?
>>64506237
>We
Loving how United "fans" unironically want Mourinho to take over kek
They are willing to accept "Mr. Chelsea" not because of his playstyle or management skills, but because he has a reputation of winning
United "fans" go on about the "United way" of attacking football and playing youth, but under Mourinho that would essentially be all over
Fuck Paki's and Indians are a fickle and fair weathered bunch, next thing they'll be eying up Wonga after they fire Mourinho
United are too far gone, they are literally the new Liverpool
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64507025
Why would he be sacked after thos game and not any of the other losses?
Just because the papers are saying it doesn't make it true.
Before every chelsea game with Mou in charge they were saying "ok guys, this is defintely it, he'll be sacked if he loses this one" for weeks with nothing happening.
Such a shit reason to watch a game too, WWE is probably more your thing if you like all that drama.
Loving how United "fans" unironically want Mourinho to take over kek
They are willing to accept "Mr. Chelsea" not because of his playstyle or management skills, but because he has a reputation of winning
United "fans" go on about the "United way" of attacking football and playing youth, but under Mourinho that would essentially be all over
Fuck Paki's and Indians are a fickle and fair weathered bunch, next thing they'll be eying up Wonga after they fire Mourinho
United are too far gone, they are literally the new Liverpool
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64507699
anyone
man u isnt a big club, theres no need for a big name manager
>>64507699
>Poop Guardiolel
still the best meme name /sp/ has ever come up with
>tfw I want mi natty bongo traore to get his chance but instead falcao will play
I recently bought a new laptop and I am thinking about streaming this game later.
Are streaming websites always full of viruses?
>>64507825
Guus said Falcao lacks match fitness so probably won't play
>>64507832
yes
>>64507832
What kind did you get?
>>64507832
use ublock origin
>pre-match thread even though there are 5 prem games before it
>its on the top row of the catalogue
I thought /sp/ wasn't pleb city
>>64507844
Why does that matter?
>>64507869
Certain laptops might automatically report you for streaming copyrighted material
I just asked faggot
>>64507869
you'd be safe if you had got a macbook
Loving how United "fans" unironically want Mourinho to take over kek
They are willing to accept "Mr. Chelsea" not because of his playstyle or management skills, but because he has a reputation of winning
United "fans" go on about the "United way" of attacking football and playing youth, but under Mourinho that would essentially be all over
Fuck Paki's and Indians are a fickle and fair weathered bunch, next thing they'll be eying up Wonga after they fire Mourinho
United are too far gone, they are literally the new Liverpool
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64507866
Fuck off you Sheikh cunt.
>>64507882
What is this meme
>>64507879
>Certain laptops might automatically report you for streaming copyrighted material
lol. People actually believe this?
>>64507919
Are you retarded? It was a joke
>>64507946
Your "joke" sucks dick virgin
>>64507915
ABU damage control because united are going to get mourinho and win trophies again
where is she lads? gonna try and summon her
Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie EllieEllie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie EllieEllie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie EllieEllie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie
>>64507990
List of people who asked you, if you thought it was
>
>>64508009
anyone got any pics of her fanny?
>>64508009
>she
blind will flog the ball out every cross
fellaini will miss multiple on target shots and kick straight to the keeper
book it lads
>tfw you remember SkrtelPower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Wjcs3ilRM
Why are Euro tripfags like this anymore?
Reminder that Manure is reddit's team and Chelsea are our guys today.
>>64508101
>with success comes jealousy
>5 times
tfw I missed out on this on era of /sp/
Can Chelsea still make top four?
>>64507343
Think they'll get rid of him after this game unless it's massively impressive. That way they have time to hire someone and they get a transfer window to fix shit.
>>64508143
>SkrtelPower
>Purgatory
>ChelseaManager'sName
>OG Manchester
>UTV
>Big Sam
Truly the golden era
>>64508170
It's only 13 points so yes, but they won't because there are too many teams they would have to leapfrog.
>>64507919
My nan got arrested because I was torrenting porn on her laptop and windows 10 reported her.
>Norwich, Swansea, Newcastle wins
>Chelsea loses 1-0 on an own goal
Chelsea in the relegation zone halfway through the season.
>>64508296
My uncle got 6 years in prison because I looked at pictures of knives on his laptop.
Manure should've hired Mouyes before this, for maximum fun and shitposting.
Also Hiddink should play Flopcow instead of Remy/Azzar as CF, once again for maximum fun. I'm sure he would probably even SCORE, just out of spite.
It would be hilarious.
0 - 3, calling it now. Utd team is under retarded pressure and Chelsea are just so retarded that they don't give a shit and are just gonna "play football"
>>64508458
flopcao is injured
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE
>>64507919
I got a letter from my ISP because my wife's son downloaded some Chinese cartoons to my laptop illegally.
Don't use windows 10 family
>>64507758
he'd be sacked after this game if they lose because that's 7 games in a row without a win. Of course they wouldn't sack him after 2 games without a win because that isn't nearly as bad, use your brain for once
Is Adebayor still on for a Chelsea move in Jan
>>64508500
Failshit is fit though
>>64508548
Why can't Chelsea get a good striker for once
>>64508614
Costa used to be good enough before joining them
>Mourinho scarves being sold outside
KEK
>the desperate, sad state of man united fans
>>64506837
sup
2-1 guuyes imo
>>64508614
chelsea is where good strikers go to die
>>64508614
This 2bh. Mou was a noob when it come to strikers, that's if he handled the transfer business, Eto'o and Falcao were position fillers, he also he held a grudge against Remy I guess cause he barely played him. Wanting to get Emoneyual Adebayor on loan was just another failure he was heading for.
>>64508663
This hurts tbf
REMINDER that there is a genuinely good Bet365 offer for this game
>bet on pic related
>he won't play, so your bet will be voided
>get a risk-free £50 bet in play from the offer
I'm putting it on 0-0 @8. Worth a punt desu
>>64508717
>@8
Not going for odds of 10 atleast, penny punting slug.
Who put a cheeky 50 on a 0-0 draw?
ChelseaFC: Chelsea team v Man Utd: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Mikel, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Pedro; Hazard.
https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/681512471824302080
>>64510382
interesting line-up. subs even more fascinating
Chelsea subs today: Begovic, Baba Rahman, Djilobodji, Ramires, Loftus-Cheek, Traore, Kenedy.
>fabregas completely dropped for Loftus-Cheek
>cahill nowhere to be seen for Djilobodji
>remy not selected
am i missing somebody else
>>64510382
rofl
LMFAO
>>64510429
>dropped Fellaini
Fucking finally.
>>64510471
Fabregas is out with a fever
>>64510538
loser fever
>>64510538
he's got a fever
a fever for handing in transfer requests (if the newspapers are to be believed, which i rarely do)
So they're gonna park the bus?
>>64510471
Remy injured too
>2 boring teams
why bother watching?
What to do till kick off, lads?
Finally a good game
>>64506237
>we
What part of Chelsea are you from mate?
LOUIS VAN GAAL'S RED ARMY!
>the voice on Scholes
>>64508508
TO BE THE BAD MAN
>schneiderlin starting
>>64507108
de gea
