Time for post holiday hockey. With more alcohol.
One of those great Six O'clock starts. Let the drunkposting commence.
Game's on WGN if you're in the Chicago area.
Green bay is getting dismantled. This is glorious.
>>64495430
Yes.
It's time.
So with all this time with no hockey i've had time to think.
...Are pat and eddie the real life version of rick & morty?
we /fashion icons/ now
How was everyone's holiday?
>>64496214
Pretty good, got some nice slippers
>>64496130
I think they'd be fired if they beat up people to DMX's "X Gon' Give it to Ya."
>>64496231
fuck yeah are they comfy?
>>64496214
I relearned the lesson of never getting drunk off of wine and remembered that I absolutely hate the fuck out of my mothers side of the family.
Same as every year, really.
>>64496298
white or red?
>>64496214
very nice got this
>>64496275
Yeah but....still would be awesome.
>>64496293
fuck yeah they are
>>64496335
Yes.
>>64496214
Same shit, different year. I'm almost at the point where I don't feel anything during the holidays. I say that's a good thing.
Watched One Punch Man and Gintama while drinking heavily.
>>64496354
I kind of want one of those sweaters but I'll never wear it in this country fug
>>64496373
those look turbo comfy fucking nice
>>64496400
I got red wine drunk once. I will never ever have the red vomit ever again.
>>64496424
I must say One Punch Man was actually really fuckan good.
>>64496424
>I don't feel anything during the holidays.
I wish i could have that.
>>64496493
I wanted to die.
HERE WE GO
>>64496493
>red vomit
>not going for something more exotic, like neon blue
>hear Versteeg's name
>thought he was traded to the Blackhawks for a third time
>>64496540
Almost. I'll probably have it down pat next year, assuming I get there.
>>64496540
Never mix wine and Milk based alcohol it is probably the most horrific next day you will ever have.
>>64496552
Blue Curacao produces something similar I would imagine, but blue wine america the fuck you doing.
>>64496631
With Mad Dog you can taste the rainbow
>>64496631
>america the fuck you doing.
Not enough.
>>64496591
You do the new years gamble too?
>>64496656
That looks like some college tier budget hangover fuel like you would not enjoy drinking that no fucking way.
>>64496702
oh, it's absolutely awful
>>64496631
Ill just not drink wine ever again. Until next christmas, at least.
>>64496691
Explain Further.
>>64496744
All you need is a revolver and one round. Or snapcap if you're a babby.
Who /waiting for pizza/ here?
>>64496797
Not I, but i do want some fucking fried rice.
>>64496792
>Russian Roulette.
Oh. I thought it was alcohol related.
>>64496797
I'm /looking for my fucking bar man's blade that i think one of my roommates lifted before they went home/ seriously fuck room mates.
Pizza topping shaker power rankings:
1.) Crushed Red Pepper
2.) Parmesan Cheese
3.) Oregano
>>64497042
>putting anything on pizza ever
Well that was some bullshit
>blind refs
Awesome?
Gotta love the refs for that blatant violation.
>>64496214
>got a comfy robe and a shit ton of hard to find exclusive music.
>got drunk and ate a shit ton of food
>made a successful bootycall
Probably the best christmas ever
>implying someone will buy you a car for christmas
>>64497252
Rich people do
>>64497270
Why the fuck would you buy a goddamn honda then?
I mean you got money, why not an S class?
>>64497215
>made a successful bootycall
Go on.
>>64497334
Because an Acura is $40k and an S-Class is $100k
#buttcocks
>>64497354
I thought these people were rich?
Eh, fine then, a lexus.
So because the burrs won today rather than lose like there usually do, I guess the hawks will lose?
>>64497421
There's rich and then there's S-Class rich. Fair enough on the Lexus part but I don't think it's in Acura's best interest to advertise for their competitors
>>64497438
pls no
Danault really doesn't seem happy to be interviewed right now.
>>64496214
I'm in the Philippines nigga. I got fucking wasted and ate balut for like $5.
Red Horse is a very good Pinoy beer.
>>64497042
anchovies
capers
hot sauce
>>64497479
Would you be happy to talk to Konroyd?
>>64497496
For all the hype balut isn't all that bad. I got treated to the family haggis which is kind of horrific but not bad after 4 or 5 beers. The fuck you in the Philippines for? Looking for a hot lady boy?
Oh shit, another food segment
>fans chanting drowning out konroyd
>MORE FOOD
fuck no I can't look at food anymore im gona die.
>>64497496
I'll give you 20$ to go to a public place where people can hear you and say that Pacquiao is the worst human being that ever existed.
>it's the big star segment again
WTF
>>64497535
Lady boys are more Thai aren't they?
Anyway, the Mrs is American but her parents and relatives are all Filipino so we are here visiting like 300 people. They really like drinking.
>>64497583
Philippines is right up there with Thailand for the amount of feminine dicks running around.
>>64497583
Tell them that Pacquiao a shit.
>>64497535
>tfw used to Fwb with hot phillipean ladyboy up at Loyola
She was pretty damn hit tbdesu
>>64497570
>>64497643
For $50 I'll say Jesus and Pacquiao are gay lovers. That'll angry them up.
>>64497664
>Evander Kane is being investigated for a sex offense
What is iot with Kane's and rape in buffalo jesus christ.
>>64497730
>yfw it's the same accuser
>>64497618
The amount of prostitutes in certain areas is surreal. I'm in Makati and the bloody Hard Rock Cafe and Starbucks are notorious for freelance whores
>>64497338
Basically, after 5 or 6 shots of sailor jerry my crippling inhibition disappeared and I hit up a chick that I met at a party a few months back. I haven't really spoken to her that much lately so I was pretty surprised that she even agreed to come over. She brought beer and some weed though, that was pretty cool.
>>64497769
Gotta make money somehow.
>>64497758
this would be absolutely hilarious
>>64497758
Well she is reported to be having memory issues.
>>64497769
Those Island nations are fucking insane for tourists, the last time I was in the Philippines I was offered some guys daughter as a bride. She was 15 I noped the fuck out of there.
>>64497769
>freelance whores
As opposed to the unionized ones?
>>64497770
but how would you rate her
1. looks
2. personality
3. job
>>64497830
Was she a hot 15 or just meh?
>>64497770
sugoi monogatari onii-chan
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>64497854
To ask this question another way, how does she compare to Bob Rohrman's daughter?
>completely blank picture
the fuck
>>64497880
Did your feed black out on you as well?
>>64497859
Pretty average but she could have matured into something pretty. I didn't want to invest the years in it honestly that and I reckon as soon as it official her family would use it as an in to immigrate.
>>64497896
Yes. Fucking wgn.
>>64497896
that one was longer than usual
>>64497900
In that case I don't blame you for taking a pass.
>>64497911
>>64497923
I thought my TV crapped out on me.
>>64497943
I'm starting to wonder if these blackouts are genuine technical difficulties or someone cutting the feed because of something Pat and Eddie said
Testing ban
>>64497968
>ban evading
cmon tazer
>>64497955
That's quite possible.
wtf tazer
>>64498020
>tfw we'll never hear Pat's rant about "the Mexican problem"
>>64498041
I choked on my beer. Thanks fucker.
Also I would drink an entire 24 pack if that happened.
G-Go Canes
>>64497850
Pimps, bargirls, brothels, etc. They work for themselves.
>>64497830
Yeah, so you can support the whole family. When you marry into a Filipino you marry into her whole family.
Is the powerplay back to normal?
>>64497881
this is a god question to ask
>>64497854
>6/10
>pretty easy going but kind of boring
>works as a waitress at a low key pizza place
Like she really isn't much to write home about, but she was willing to accommodate my needs.
HOLY FUCK THAT SEAT UPGRADE FAMILY
>>64498120
youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>64498157
those are the best. anything over an 8 is usually gong to be stuck up
>hawks thread deader than Bears thread
>they are by far doing better
>>64498243
Must be interesting to be a normalfag at this time of year it seems.
>>64498243
>NHL is less popular than the NFL
shocking
>>64498243
Are you implying the burrs are better than the hawks?
>refpuck
So my brother-in-law works at a bar the Bobby Hull frequents. Apparently he is the biggest piece of shit in the world and it's an embarrassment that he has a statue in front of the UC.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
>he once dangled his wife by the ankles from a balcony
>>64498370
Bobby hull is a piece of shit, but he is OUR piece of shit.
>>64498370
I heard stuff about Hull, but I couldn't give much of a shit. He doesn't care, why should I.
>>64498370
tfw Hull may have started /pol/
>In 1998, Hull spoke out on behalf of the Nazis and against the speed of growth of the black population in the US, telling the English-language Moscow Times that “Hitler, for example, had some good ideas. He just went a little bit too far.”
thank you based post
Is Lack elite?
>>64498436
I kind of Wish Hull did an R. Kelly and pissed on someone so his Nickname was that much better.
fug
>Pickle couldn't pull the trigger
Goddammit.
>Carolina scored
Motherfucker.
fuck
son of bitch
>>64498436
I wish Hull had died instead of Keith
>>64497438
Habbenig
>>64498407
I think it's bad taste and completely idiotic for the franchise to idolise Hull when he was the type of guy to pull a shotgun on his wife when she threatened to leave him.
Shit will get buried in history because muh goals, muh points.
You got these little kids walking around the UC with 'Hull 9' on their back not even realising the guy is a complete psychopath.
>Lgtss
>butthawks
Kek
>>64498597
Come on. You can do better than that. Hit them harder.
>just got bit by a spider
Well today can only get worse fuck.
>>64498638
Simple but devastating my friend
What will life after hossa feel like? I... I don't think I'm prepared.
>>64498648
>inb4 sydney funnel web
That sandwich looks like shit
>>64498655
Meh.
>>64498648
RIP
>>64498648
I think my gf is breaking up with me tonight, via text.
....hold me, hawksbros
>>64498667
A disappointing fore check and a lackluster back check.
>>64498676
Nah just one of those house spider cunts nothing serious (I hope).
>>64498667
>tfw Hoss retires
>>64498713
Man up pussy and get back out there and get a newer better gf
>>64498744
I know, it just sucks for now.
>>64498713
No holding here. Just drinking. Lots of drinking.
>>64498713
One step closer to 2D master race.
>>64498718
The spider is telling you it wants you to get the fuck out of its house. And it's the spider's house now.
>>64498713
thats horrible bro
>>64498713
>breaking up via text
She was probably fucking other dudes. It's for the best.
>>64498782
You need a gf man.
You like brunettes I assume?
>>64498818
I agree, still feel bad for the guy.
>>64498861
Meh. Other fish in the sea an what not. No tears. Only vengeance.
And beer.
>>64498844
>you need a gf
Not this shit again.
>>64498713
Via text? Holy shit that is a cunt move. My suggestion is beat the shit out of her, Hull style.
>>64498861
Nah, this girl feels bad about cheating at scrabble....I thought she was wife material.
>>64498713
Canesfag here, it's for the best. Nobody back's out of a meaningful relationship via text. She's either a bitch or a hoe desu fampai
>Konroyd's key to the 3rd period
>less pretty, more ugly
>'d' joins the rush
I wish he'd go away.
>>64498988
also "shoot more pucks"
drink
Itktfb The one I thought was wife matierial broke up with me over the phone a week before she came back home from class (she was at school 3 hours away) then wouldn't even meet with me when she came back to discuss it or anything that was 3 months ago and I still miss her pretty bad
>>64498890
Being a sour shit isn't fun. Lighten up.
>>64495430
What'd Foley do on Christmas in 2013?
>>64499029
He and Eddie drunkenly proclaimed their love for one another
>>64499013
I tried, I failed, and I don't have the motivation to try again. Maybe once I'm more financially stable, but until then, just fuck off normie.
>>64499029
>I-I love you man.
It's one of those things you had to be there. Like when Eddie thought Adele was in the building.
wait is bicks playing like he belongs in the NHL?
Wew
>>64499124
He works well with Rassmussen, but not really. He isn't worth 4mil.
>Rask scores
Fucking.
>Tune in
>Immediately see Carolina score off faceoff
And I am fucking gone for the night. Bye guys. See you New Years Eve
fuck this game
>>64499102
Don't worry you'll meet some chick that loves 2D men like you love 2D women. Then you can suffer through a loveless existence together.
>>64499162
there's a game on tuesday...
>>64499102
Your loss weeb. Might as well kill yourself.
>>64499167
kek
>>64499183
I have to work and will miss it that night. I have New Years Eve off so I will be here for that one.
See you then!
;_;
Thanks for the kind words, everyone.
You all be good to yourselves. Y'all deserve it.
>>64499283
pouring another beer now
>>64499283
Get out while you still can. The longer you're here, the deeper the rabbit hole you go in.
>>64499312
See, now you're just talking about /a/
>>64499312
I second this. Don't spend too much time in the warp, lest you become one of us.
>>64499312
/sp/ is far less soul crushing than a lot of the other boards here
>>64499294
Cheers. :(
What's the top Hawks meme of 2015?
>>64499329
better?
>>64499353
yes. yes it is.
>>64499312
This post made me think I was back in /pol/ for a second
Man. I already killed a bottle and a half of the bourbon i bought at house of glunz. I gotta slow the fuck down.
Also it's time to watch the battle of alberta.
thank you, crawford
>>64499351
rape
>>64497496
>balut
>crunchy bones
>pinoys in general
idk senpai.
>>64499349
hnnnnnnnnnnnn good beer
Looks like the blender is a go.
>>64499386
>dynasty
:DDDD
lack of scoring
>>64497438
Holy shit do I fucking hate the bears.
dammit
Puck Luck for fuck sake
>>64499575
The fuck is that
>>64499607
I have no idea.
>>64499607
Konroyd without his skin suit
>that blatant miss by Seabs
I'M DONE.
I AM SO FUCKING DONE.
SEE YOU FAGGOTS ON TUESDAY.
so many chances
zero goals
fuckfuckfuckfuck
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EMBELLISHMENT?!?
>>64499624
jej
lack of opportunities
COME
THE
FUCK
ON
>high sticking
Bullshit.
NORDSTROM
V
SHAW
FORMER HAWK
V
HAWK
Should have dropped the gloves.
get called for high sticking as you are flipping thru the air after being thrown off your feet
>refpuck
>>64499727
yeah, I don't get that call
W O W
This just sums up this game just fucking piss poor luck.
Ah well always the next one.
>up 2 goals
down the ice it goes
gg Hurricanes
lack of room in front of the net
gg Carolina
Holy fuck scuderis face is swollen as shit still.
lifeless game from the hawks
gg canes bros
Weeeelp that sucked
Gg canes
My god, two straight shut out, come on hawks
gg Carolina.
Pic related is the spider that bit the Aus-bro.
>>64499801
but not lackless
>>64497438
FUCK
Oh wow, no shutout then.
gg shutout
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
gg doe
>Shaw fucked Lack's shutout
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SEABROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lack of shutouts
Nice garbage time goal butthawks
Thank fuck its not two shutouts in a row
inb4 challenge
>kane
has to suck to have your shutout wiped in the last 3 seconds
See you fucks new years.
gg canes.
>>64499872
bad bantz
stop it, they still lost
>>64499889
They play Tuesday though.
We saw Versteeg and Nordstrom today, and we'll see Vermette then.
well, back to marathoning Fargo
Goodnight, everyone.
>Beat good teams
>Lose to meme teams
I will never understand this Canes franchise as long as I live
Was anyone else at the game here?
Or more importantly, anyone else /readytoassaulteverynearbyhumanbeing/ after that high-sticking call here?
>>64500362
>going outside
>ever
