Following three one-sided ties yesterday, hopefully today’s action from the Ally Pally brings some more competitive matches. Getting play underway is the sexiest man in darts, Steve Beaton, takes on one of the most disgusting men in darts, Michael Smith. Dimitri Van den Bergh meets Benito van de Pas in Rod Harrington’s wet dream, and completing the afternoon session Vincent van der Voort faces the only Aussie currently capable of winning a darts match, Kyle Anderson. The evening session begins with Barney’s tie against Stephen Bunting, and following this James Wade dons his zookeepers’ uniform to face off against Wezzzz, who somehow managed to make round two despite a 77 (seventy-seven) average in his first round tie. Angry manlet Darren Webster is the next to attempt to stop MVG’s march towards World title no.2, but after a big scare against /CUBE/ in round one, the Dutchman will be looking to wrap this one up is efficiently as possible. Coverage begins at 13:00GMT on Sky Sports Darts/Sky Sports 3, with the evening session from 19:00 on SSD/SS1.
>Afternoon session (13:00 - best of 7 sets)
Michael Smith v Steve Beaton
Dimitri Van den Bergh v Benito van de Pas
Vincent van der Voort v Kyle Anderson
>Evening session (19:00 - best of 7 sets)
Raymond van Barneveld v Stephen Bunting
James Wade v Wes Newton
Michael van Gerwen v Darren Webster
>Day eight roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/mvogze2nbom61q0nn4cya0vlr/title/william-hill-world-championship-day-eight
>Tournament results/schedule of play
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
Smith
Van den Bergh
Anderson
Barney
Wade
MVG
>these two will most likely represent Australia at the World Cup
>for the first time ever, Australia will have two actual Australians at the World Cup
It's a good feeling.
Fuck. There was darts on yesterday?
>>64478858
you didn't miss much
>>64478858
First time they've had Boxing Day darts in a while.
It wasn't very good. Evans put zero pressure on Caven and lost 4-0 (only winning 1 leg in the process) Kist flopped against Chizzy (who did great) and lost 4-1 while Gurney choked a load of set darts and lost 4 straight sets to Gando after taking the first set.
Do it for /180/, Steve.
>>64478876
Cheers bro.
In my stupid Boxing day JD fuelled stupor I didn't even think to check if it was on. Doesn't read like i missed much
>>64478888
quads confirm beaton and wezzzzz will win
>>64478888
Hoping for Steve and Vinnie now. Will miss the evening session unfortunately, or at least will be late for it. Since the only evening session game where the outcome actually is in question is right at the beginning, it won't make much difference.
who /TissuesReadyForBeaton/ here?
>>64478962
Here, m8. A whole packet. And another one for my tears if he loses.
we're on now!
>>64478900
>wezzzzz will win
Noooo, I didn't mean for this to happen.
/stream/ where? nowwatchtv is buggering up for me
>>64479042
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/darts/pdc-world-darts-championship-2016-live-stream-december-27
>>64479042
stream2watch
selection box lads
Boner Alert!
IT'S TIME
ADONIS
Wew
>the look on the walk-on girl's face
You just KNOW
sexy time
Phwoar!
...and boner gone
>this music
>sexiest man in darts
fucking lol
Steve in white shirt, like the prince on a horse, which will save us from a blubbered premier league season.
>yfw Blubber has another self-implosion again
>blubber 2-0 up already
SHIT
that's annoying
![MikeSmithCutAround[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ickl9e9.png "MikeSmithCutAround[1].png")
>le apathetic fat lad
[boner intensifies]
Based Steve hanging in there
>be 2-0 up
>lose the set
>blubber
dat comeback
BASED ADONIS
>Blubberboy already breaking down
I have the urge to fap now
BEATON
BOOM
IRRESISTABLE DARTS
please play like that all day Steve
Any stream with good quality? Audio seems iffy on stream2watch. Golden arrow was best, why is it off now anyone know?
>le take out big checkouts kid
Ah shit.
BIG FINISH
that's annoying
>>64479240
That post worked in the 1st set to jinx blubber, let's hope it works again.
4-1 to the fat cunt from this point tbqh
Fuck off, Smith.
I wish that fat cunt showed some more happiness on stage.
Looks so disinterested when throwing.
that's annoying
Michael "The Chin" Smith
[premier league hyping up intensifies]
>that weird little kid
>70% on the doubles
Fuck off
>>64479286
>Michael "The Chins" Smith
fix'd
Blubber is probably one of the people Wolfman was talking about, no banter, no fun, all just a job to do
>>64479298
You mean the guys who don't really love the darts?
>>64479304
yeah, he should sit the fuck down
Come on, Steve, get back on track!
>>64479298
Definitely. You can tell from how he plays on TV that he doesn't appear to enjoy it. Always seems tense as fuck.
>comms saying otherwise because muh grand slam semi
lolokthenlads
Suddenly: /einhundertachtzig/
Beats is just a dart behind here
Lol, so close, fatty!
>Yaya-Kolo chant
>show an ape in the audience
bants
Just tuned in, for whom is everybody here rooting
Beaton has just committed autoerotic asphyxiation.
Woeful deciding leg for the Adonis.
It's getting really annoying
so close stevie
Step it up
...ugh
>>64479358
A D O N I S (but he's losing atm)
It's ogre. Well, it was fun, while it lasted.
>>64479358
Why, the Bronzed Adonis, of course.
I dislike Blubber more than Taylor.
There I said it.
>>64479368
At least with taylel we get dank memes from his natural repulsiveness
Blubber boy is just pure boredom
>>64479362
His darts constantly get deflected by all that panties which fly out of the audience.
>>64479368
Will Blubber be the new Taylel when Taylel fades? Nah, I don't think so. Too boring.
Ah, so van den Bergh is gay, yes?
>>64479374
Just Belgian.
>>64479371
Agreed. He could be a younger Wezzzzzz.
>>64479373
>Will Blubber be the new Taylel when Taylel fades? Nah, I don't think so. Too boring.
There won't be another Taylel as there isn't a player who is both as dominant and as hateable as Caravan Man.
*SMITH BEAT TAYLOR KLAXEN*
Steve no ;_;
>blubber
>>64479396
>/sp/_mod_shows_off_his_dinner.jpeg
>Jobby boy in charge of finishing.
I BELIEVE
B E A T
O N
MON STEVE
>>64479410
>Chucking at 17's boy in charge of doing anything noteworthy
Come on Steve, you can do it.
STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE
>Blubber mental breakdown when?
I'm Beaton my cock right now
>back to back 180s against throw
It's over, lads.
Blubber plays the winner of the next match.
that's annoying
It's ogre.
>>64479446
So he'll probably have to see him win again...ugh
![3447490[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WdZCNEY.jpg "3447490[1].jpg")
The one positive about Lard Lad is he's stopped trying to be BAYOL.
>>64479465
If Dimitri gets through, that will most likely happen.
Good think Blubbersaurus wont win anything of note
>>64479483
Who's next
>I never eat before darts
Yes Michael, we believe that.
>>64479483
He will never win a major until he gets his head together.
>blubber hasn't eaten
i don't believe that
>>64479500
didn't mean to quote
>>64479500
Dancing Wafflefucker vs Benito VDP
![2016+William+Hill+PDC+World+Darts+Championships+L8BT9qbN6k0l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NwEzBRV.jpg "2016+William+Hill+PDC+World+Darts+Championships+L8BT9qbN6k0l[1].jpg")
Dirk van Divingboard currently raging at this interview.
>that dance
Wow
>you will never take MDMA before a darts match and then show off your sick moves in front of hundrets of people
>another dancing lad
Barry will be itching to get Dimitri v Devon at some point
belgium is gay
both have horrible music taste
le david brent walk on guy
when does this move into the big hall at the ally pally?
>>64479546
That was Andy Boulton.
http://www.andyxfactorboulton.com/
>this utter shit website
fuck van den bergh tb h
>Bergh's stance.
Looks like he's bored desu.
>rod's face when Blubber v Dancing Waffle/Kid Serial Killer
Y O U T H
T O U R
>>64479556
huybrects pls
>two of the pearson/pyke/studd amorphous blob commentating together
W H Y
H
Y
why do all the continentals still dress and style their hair like its 2001?
![Article%20Lead%20-%20wide6684307713sof9image.related.articleLeadwide.729x410.13sog5.png1425526550465.jpg-620x349[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XsuQHO4.jpg "Article%20Lead%20-%20wide6684307713sof9image.related.articleLeadwide.729x410.13sog5.png1425526550465.jpg-620x349[1].jpg")
>>64479619
We haven't realised it's 2015
van den bergh can take a fuck to himself, the little twat.
>>64479662
Benito will be mad as fuck with how he jobbed that last leg.
Sumos are a bunch of top lads
>van de choke
Noooooooo
benito idiot
>136 left
>leave D1
>Van den berk
Benito's throw is so strange. I dont think he can get enough power into his throw given how the darts lie in the board
Based
Is there a site with live average that also shows all past scores?
>>64479723
I remember he used to do a sort of pitcher-style ball before throwing when he first appeared in a big PDC event: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epr73lACS9M
Van den Berk bottling it big time on the setups.
>>64479723
Cause he is so tall he is throwing down at the treble 20, thats why they go in at funny angles.
>big ben
>from holland
>>64479768
How tall is he? He looks massive, but then Ven de Burgh is a manlet so its kinda misleading
>>64479787
Google came up with this
http://www.streamoh.com/live/michael-van-gerwen-benito-van-de-pas-live-29054.html
>Benito Van De Pas:
>Height - 5'11
Nope
>>64479787
6'3 or 6'4 i would guess.
![864x486[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LKAgGYL.jpg "864x486[1].jpg")
>>64479802
>van de pas
>5'11
wut
I'm here lads. He's about 6'3.
>van de job
>Big choker.
>In charge of finishing.
S L A G S
Blurry pic for evidence.
>Elmar Paulke sign
>>64479837
Make a /180/ sign
>Darts virgin
What a qt
>>64479837
Yell TSUUUUUUUUUU
>>64479868
more like a S L A G
>>64479888
>>>/Anschluss/
>>64479888
Havara schleich di
>all these 171s
Benito blundering now.
Unpredictable match. Both sometimes good, sometimes sloppy. Maybe it goes down to the last leg.
>>64479998
Could be the lack of big stage experience for both of them.
Remember, Benito's not been on TV much either.
Based van de Pas
![Benito-van-de-Pas-EC-e1418674812461[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ey54oh6.jpg "Benito-van-de-Pas-EC-e1418674812461[1].jpg")
dat 108!
>>64480017
>Could be the lack of big stage experience for both of them
Yes, I think so, too. Still, both average around 95. Makes one wonder about how good they can be when they are more experienced.
>van de Piss
FUCKING CHOKER
>These 2 players in charge of finishing
git gud, tiny dancer.
>5 for double 1
Do they get makeup before the match?
Blubber will have either of these two next round if they keep finishing like this.
God van de bas is such a raging autist
Imagine being his gf sitting in the family area and this autist gives you the stare every fucking minute
Cant he just play
>>64480066
Makes this match look like a competition who is allowed to enter a dead end.
FINISH HIM
GET FUCKED DIMITRI
dimiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>64480092
At least he's better than Kimmy.
>le gloating chipmunk
who could beat this belgian manlet in a dance battle?
When will they learn
Maybe he should practice darts more instead of dancing
LGTSS
>lelgium
>benito nearly losing his glasses
Is it David Croft I'm hearing?
NA NANA NANANA NANA NANA
>>64480162
Yep. He's a great presenter of the darts.
Why are dartplayers so deformed? Caven's forehead is 2/3 off his face, MVG+Benito both have crooked mouths, the Russians hair etc.
>>64480180
Find a flaw
Protip: You can't
>>64480187
Mustache is too small
>>64480119
I didn't like him before, and this has not helped at all. May the curse of Wolfie chase him for the whole 2016.
>>64480164
NA NA
>this walk-on music
christ Kyle
ANDERSON TIME
ALL RISE FOR THE DUTCH NATIONAL ANTHEM
Who /vinnie/ here?
>>64480242
>>64480242
Here here.
>>64480242
here
>Vinnie is 40 years old
damn I feel old now
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>Fastest player in the world.
Evans is faster right?
![47581_wldchamps-rd1-kanderson3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4FeXEiV.jpg "47581_wldchamps-rd1-kanderson3[1].jpg")
>>64480222
time for /boulderhead/
DAT 128 ON THE BULL
>>64480242
always
Big Finish
>more drunken bristow rambling
Speed it up Vincent
>that dart at D10
jesus christ
>Chokerhead in charge of finishing.
>>64480242
who isn't?
i could sleep on his belly all day
>they paid £20 for that photo
>D14 needed
>miss
>miss
>D11
Classic van der Speedjobber.
>Eric with a random bitch about snooker
Barry will not like that
Are Amuriga bad at dart?
>Vinnie
Stupid speedy jobber
KYLE ARMY
>>64480341
The only good thing about America and darts this year was the walk on song
NANANANANANANANANANANA
![Butler_World_Matchplay_Cham1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bd5bWHS.png "Butler_World_Matchplay_Cham1[1].png")
>>64480341
Murrika won a major tournament once.
Have done nothing of note since.
>>64480363
JOBBER VAN DER SPEED
VAN DER SPEED
JOBBER VAN DER SPEED
Why does the public like VvdV
Just the catchy song?
>>64480381
Pretty much.
They also use Give It Up for Peter Wright.
>>64480386
>They also use Give It Up for Peter Wright.
All started at the Ally Pally
Has Boulder been taking finishing lessons from Shitlock?
>21 missed doubles
Smooth 85
>daryl gurney will be a star in the next 4-5 years
lolwut?
>>64480369
>this is what the average american looks like
>let me tell you about tenner reefy
>>64480426
>>64480440
>big daddy
>white haven
kek
Anderson is 28
HOW?
>>64480453
>abo genes
>vincent van der voort is ranked 15th in the world
>>64480475
Above Barney, first time ever?
>Tell me; why do they call you a jobber?
>Le speedy euro jobber
>miss set darts
>lose set
>again
>vincent van der speedjobber
The run of "beating unseeded players" looks like it's coming to an embarrassing end.
>>64480482
Has to be. The only way Barney can surpass him in the rankings is if he defeats Autism.
Speaking of Vinnie, found an interesting item on Amazon last night
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FG83M0Q/
![media_xl_1040807[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FVdjprJ.jpg "media_xl_1040807[1].jpg")
>>64480557
jesus christ!
>eric rambling about football
THAT CLUTCH 88 BULL
THAT FUCKING 86 RECOVERY
BIG VINNY IS BACK IN IT
Le bullseye man
V I N N I E
I
N
N
I
E
>9 dart attempt
>seventh dart
>single 1
lal
Doubles status: DEACTIVATED
>>64478561
>dat 5
my fucking sides
Bristow said he told his football club only one of 11 players were capable of winning this year.
Gando
Gerwen
Taylel
Snackpot
Clown
Chizzy
RVB
Smith
Who the fuck else? Shitlock? Thornton? Bunting?
>>64480590
talking a load of bollocks as per usual
>>64480722
Fuck, forgot Wade
>>64480722
Bonkers
>kyle jobberson
>eric wanting bunt to go full on asstit mode
"no"
ASSTIT GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BRISTOW
NICHO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64480869
When isn't he
https://twitter.com/TheAsset180/status/681147854904254465
>No point worrying about something you can't control.
JUST
![1f60e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yt9tumT.png "1f60e[1].png")
>>64480901
Glad I missed this earlier
THE
BIG
MAN
>2-0 lead
>lose it completely
>australian darts
Eh, better than Asstit.
>>64480943
aboriginal "athletes"
Oh boy, Asstit is having a Twitter Q&A: https://twitter.com/TheAsset180/status/681156427189252097
>Q: Have you actually quit the PDC now. As I ain't seen you playing only TV analysis with ITV
>A: No, I have just had an injury lay off and missed a few events. I'm aiming to get back into it.
>this blatant lie
>30 darts at double missed
>boulderhead
