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posting early for memes
anyone got a smuk dylan strome?
>usa wearing >rags sweaters
>nylander
>watching teenagers play hockey at 4am
Last boxing day game was lack luster. I hope U.S.A actually shows up this time
>>64459116
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>64459116
it's 11am here senpai, pretty comfy time. I got my coffee, i had some left over turkey.
plus a lot of these teenagers are going to have careers in the nhl.
>>64459125
Stay mad
>>64459116
>4am
???????????
>watching 17 year old amateur kids play hokey and actually, unironically, getting excited for it
cucks, cucks everywhere
>>64459145
At least give it to buffalo once every few years
>>64459152
You are a cuck
WE ARE CANADA***clap***
lOOK mom a a hit let's scream at the top of our lungs!!
- canadian crowd
>>64459175
Not our fault your country is made up of pussies and sandniggers, cuck
>>64459175
>getting bullied by Switzerland
Get on our level you feminized cuck
>>64459111
it is one thing if he went for the body but he clearly went hard for the head
>>64459175
Omar, you skipped mosque to watch the hockey game? Isn't that haraam?
This might be the worst team canada
>>64459116
>not watching barely legal teens whenever you can
>>64459213
Holy shit my sides
>>64459175
LOOK AT ME IM SWEDISH *concussion*
>>64459236
so epic xD now go back to send some more canadian plastic money for shit nations to check the best players in the head
>>64459261
in picture 3 it actually looks like engli is trying to get down so he can AVOID nylander's head.
>>64459261
How can he look at you if his head is down
>>64459261
REKT
>bullied by Switzerland
>kneelander
>laffs
>rags
>not watching spengler instead
Whatever happens in this game we can all agree that Sweden sucks
>>64459226
Yea not great eh bud
>>64459264
I'll send some plastic your way, since your country spent all its kroner paying your women to take african seed.
>>64459264
Dry up those tears, Swedecuck
>nylander
>more like head-on-lander
:^)
Canadians are vermin, I hope we get our asses kicked by every country in the tournament.
Time to show the Americucks who the kings of hokkie are.
>>64459333
I like this trips guy
>>64459261
You need to add
>head REALLY down
Best commentator coming through
>>64459351
>americucks shit talking Canadians in hockey
>ever
:DD xD
>one of your only legit prospects in a rebuilding phase gets killed by swiss thugs
>>64459361
>>64459116
Do you live in Hawaii or something
>>64459363
>>64459377
stop replying to his bait
>>64459379
>he thinks teams based in the us count as American teams
Oh god my sides
>>64459261
got to keep your head on a swivel.
>>64459332
Needs all recent tourneys listed.
>Mens Olympic Gold (Ice Hockey - 2014)
>Womens Olympic Gold (Ice Hockey - 2014)
>World Juniors Gold (Ice Hockey - 2015)
>World Championship Gold (Ice Hockey - 2015)
>Ivan Hilinka (Ice Hockey - 2015)
>World Juniors Gold (Ice Hockey - 2016)
Here's what its like to be canadian
>your favorite team will never ever win the stanley cup after 1993
>>64459379
You understand that in the nhl, you have players of all countries on every tream, right?
When Boston won their cup, almost all of their players were Canadian.
This Will prove that Canadians are better, like the last 17 games we plyed against you fucks.
>>64459389
This revenant/team canada hype video is CRINGEEEEEEEEE
>>64459409
lmao so you're happy when american fans get to celebrate and youre content with your favorite team never ever winning because well hey some of their players grew up in canada
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>64459409
>Canacucks devote everything to 1 (one) sport
>Brag about how they "dominate" it on chinese brush painting forums
Is there a country more pathetic than Canada?
>>64459421
>tsn trying to make hype videos as good as cbc(RIP)
>no canadians will be drafted top 5 this year
come on canada that's embarassing
>>64459409
Holy shit this is the most cuck answer I've ever seen. You're players are living and breeding in America making you slowly more and more irrelevant.
Stream where?
>>64459453
>Americans are a minority
Sounds about right
Who's /AtTheGame/ here?
Canadian fans are loud as fuck here
>>64459461
>self-hating Canadian
Yer fuckin 10-ply bud
>>64459461
Yes. now get with the program chang
>>64459461
is there anything more pathetic than a self hating canadian?
>>64459482
>>64459486
>"canadian"
>>64459476
>multiracial
>other
>>64459479
its the last time they get to root for these little boys. They're going to american teams soon to cuck over all canadians
>tournament logo is literally >finnish goaltending
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ_qQJ-8kkE&index=26&list=WL
>>64459461
>Is there a country more pathetic than Canada?
No.
>>64459453
>over half are Canadian
What was this supposed to prove?
>>64459476
You have to realize USA counts arabs and mexicans as white.
USA is actually ~60 percent white
>>64459476
Does the US count Mexicans as white?
Oh wait they do lel
>>64459529
Yeah i never really got that.
is it just so they can fluff their numbers?
>>64459479
>Canadian fans are loud as fuck here
Yeah, they won't be for much longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
>>64459527
when was the last time your favorite team won the stanley cup?
Alright time for score predictions lads
I say 4-2 for Freedomland
>>64459517
Delete this
How does it feel canada to be a cuck of the british government who are cucks to America?
>>64459529
>>64459533
They count Mexicans as white?
Tip top kek I guess Auston Matthews is white right guise???
Game hasn't even started and Caitlyns are already at maximum salt output
>>64459554
You realized that it looks bad for Americans that Canadians are 50% of the playerbase, despite being 1/10th of the population.
>>64459527
I know you guys have the education of 2nd graders you fat fuck, but its called a "data trend"
now go get your mom so that I can pork her quick in the ass before the first period ends.
>>64459527
Do you spot a trend?
>Canada
>good
hall of fame
>>64459589
You do realize that hockey is literally the only sport your country cares about
Don't you?
>European officiating
wew
>its been over a minute
>canada hasn't scored
kek, when did canada become so shit tier
>>64459602
Don't worry, you guys won a few out of 17 games.
>>64459589
so never? That's sad
Fucking soft as shit IIHF refereeing bullshit add niggas
>>64459620
>ignoring based sweepyrock
>nick schmaltz
OY VEY
mfw americans wearing
>rags
jerseys
>>64459619
>putting females into the HoF
kek
>>64459638
>only championships in 17 years are a bunch of teenagers playing
Anyone have an english stream?
>>64459620
And?
>crease violation
the IIHF is a joke senpai
>rags
>>64459655
slidestone is fucking awesome.
Patrick kane did nothing wrong.
Worst game so far
>>64459670
I violated your mom's crease last night, fucker
>canadian tire emblem on the ice without the text
xDDDD
Canadians make fun of americans for international hockey, america says we can't win a cup. Canadians play for canada, and canadians win the cups for america. You still lose fag boys kek gg
>>64459705
trying too hard but still pretty good/10
>>64459669
And if hockey were anything more than a niche regional sport here we would wipe the floor with you and the rest of the world
>>64459705
#REKT
>>64459714
>this is what delusional americucks actually believe
ahahahha
>>64459714
>mfw black people eventually realize they could destroy people in hockey similar to football
>mfw america btfo everyone once they start using black players
>>64459705
And yours is always getting too many men penalties when she plays against Somalians
>>64459714
sure thing bud. stick to commercialball.
>>64459742
>muh big strong black bulls
americans are cucks
>>64459742
>mfw Americans only win when slavery is involved
>>64459742
So you actually count blacks as Americans?
>americucks
>>64459711
isnt it depressing how all of canadians best athletes say lol fuck canada I'm going to go to america to make money and play for american fans? They leave canada for the american dream.
No need to be sad though I MEAN ITS 2015
>>64459714
Go shoot some ape hoop, Dashaun. Maybe you can get some malt likka with your EBT card at half time.
>tournament in binland
>RBC ad on the boards
>canadian tire ads on the ice
>Helsinki Hospital
>HH
based nazi finland
>>64459779
That happens with NHL games too when a Canadian team plays a small market team.
>fifth twice in a row
>rags
>>64459742
Ahahahahahhahahaha
>Americucks
DAT FUCKING CANADIAN KID BEHIND THE BENCH WEARING A GIRLS WIG HOLY SHIT
Lets do an analysis of canada's chances to win the cup this year
Montreal = collapsing
Leafs = laffs
Oilers = dead
Flames = irrelevant
Canucks = Kippers tier
Senators = dead
Jets = rebuilding since 1950 tier
Lets face it, montreal was your only hope.
>>64459769
All of the canadian players wouldn't even fit into the 7 canadian teams. Add the salary cap to that, and of course there are going to be canadian superstars on american teams. Are americaitlyns this delusional?
Why are you guys all so angry? I thought this was supposed to be comfy.
>>64459814
some people actually care about teenage hockey and get bootyblasted at everything
>>64459764
>implying they are useful for anything else
>>64459814
Have you never watched hockey before?
>>64459805
What team do you follow?
>>64459800
>makin fun of a nigga in a wig
Just call me Caitlyn
>>64459821
Says the guy who is in the thread for said teenage hockey game. Fucking americucks.
>>64459805
>>64459805
>>64459805
>implying the sens wont go on a miracle run like last season and win the stan lee and bring it home to its birthplace in Ottawa
>>64459814
>unable to handle the nationalistic bantz
>>64459814
Canadians are insecure, especially given their effeminate little brother status in relation to the U.S.
>>64459808
Why do they need to live in a different country to get paid? I know the canadian dollar has gone down the shitter but damn you can't even afford your own hockey league? You even have your own football league wtf
>>64459837
I don't even have the game on
>pp-p-p-ppplease dont bully us
americucks already btfo
>>64459805
welp if I had to choose between canada never winning a cup again or montreal winning it...
its a pretty obvious choice
Reminder that Gretzky is a proud American citizen :^)
>>64459832
This team
Just call me "Auston"
>all these Canadians wearing neck guards
Is there a more beta nation?
>>64459847
If we had our own league, yours would make no money kek
>>64459769
>americans pay to watch teams full of canadian players, built by canadians, and coached by canadians
>>64459858
>He can't even watch the game
>Ameripoors
Unbiased American here.
Canada so far looks like a much better team. Only a matter of time desu
>>64459885
It's mandatory
>>64459885
>not defending yourself against random cartel attacks
BUILD WALL
>>64459897
>willingly watching teenagers play hockey
"no"
>>64459896
>who are all hired and paid by the Americans who run the teams
Funny how Cantada always leaves that out
>>64459906
theyve had 1 shot in 10 minutes
>Marner
Good to see the laffs drafted another bust
>>64459867
So you'd be cool with a rival American team like Detroit Red Wings, St. Louis Blues, etc, winning the cup instead of a Canadian team with no relation to your team, such as the Calgary Flames?
>>64459896
tfw you watch the yotes/panthers/canes broadcasters periodically and they have to explain everything like their audience is retards
>>64459908
>not supporting the Trump
how beta can you be?
>>64459915
>paying canadians millions of dollars to play a game
>somehow we are the betas in this
>>64459896
>canadians have funded the nhl for the last 23 years to let american fans watch their teams win
>canadian fans pay money to get cucked by the US
DUDE WEED
>>64459906
>>64459916
>wild fans
>qualified to judge talent
kek
>>64459896
>They pay Canadians millons to live in their country and fuck their women
>>64459915
You realize the majority of GMs are Canadian right?
>>64459906
>pedosota
>American
haven't they replaced you with Puerto Rico yet?
>>64459949
yet none of them win cups for canadian teams top fucking kek
>>64459910
Yet you are in this thread lol classic
>>64459926
I'd rather never win a cup again as long as america wins the cup every year forever.
>>64459965
just for the memes
>>64459941
>his president at this time next year will either be Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump
>his current president has never played hockey
>>64459946
>>64459957
>tfw the mild will never amount to anything
>>64459985
I dont think trudeau even knows how to skate
>>64459984
>>>/hoc/
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
The following Americaitlyn teams have not won the Cup since 1993 or earlier in many cases:
Washington, St. Louis, New York Islanders, Minnesota Wild, Florida Panthers, Nashville Predators, Philadelphia Flyers, San Jose Sharks, Arizona Coyotes, Buffalo Sabres, Columbus Blue Jackets
>11 Americaitlyn teams versus 7 Canadian teams
>having that many shit franchises
lmfao
>>64460004
He seems like an ankle-taping fuck
>>64459985
BECAUSE ITS 2015
The Lightning would bootyblast both these teams desu.
>>64459261
It was a good hit imo.
>>64459970
That's moronic, if that's the case then you're not really a Blackhawks fan. You're a fan of all of the American teams. Thus proving that
Americaitlyns literally have no idea how league sports fandom works. No wonder the majority of you are just dumbfuck bandwagoners
>canadian defense giving american forwards that much space
wew lad
>>64460018
now list all the canadian teams that have won a cup since 1993. Itll be short here ill do it for you
>
Wow, this is some sloppy hockey.
Fast paced but extremely sloppy.
>>64459949
>the GM owns the team
Keep trying Gordon
>>64460018
>an entire country versus a couple teams.
terrible comparison desu dude
>>64460061
This
Yup, classic usa vs canada thread. Stay autistic boys
Was that the first dangerous chance all game?
>>64459985
>>his current president has never played hockey
Justin Trudeau quit hockey after they started hitting and joined a curling team.
>international tourney
>shitposting about NHL
>>64460061
Pretty much flailing about at this point.
>>64460051
>11 SHITE franchises
>Americucks think they can talk
Lmaooooooo you stupid fuck Jose ;-)
>a canadian just celebrated when he didnt even score
>>64460061
Just like sex with your sister
>>64460043
>hes mad that I hate canada more than detoilet or the >rags
get fucked syrup boy
>canadian"""""""'"""""""scoring""""""""""""""""
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
bye bye, faggot.
>soft Canadians can't handle a little spear
Smh
>>64460069
>he thinks the owner does any of the hiring
You're actually retarded aren't you Jamal?
AMERICANS CHIMPING OUT
Young kids lose their cool so easy. What a cuck
>>64460110
>racking disciprine
INB4 7 goals
Weak shit
>Amerispears
LELMAO and it carries a one game suspension
What a dirty yank, disgusting tbqh
Eberle would have scored on that rush.
>spearing
Thanks for coming out debrincat.
>>64460114
>Americans being dirty cunts
Typical.
>>64460073
>11 is a couple
Now I get why that niggermonkey president started the "NO Child Left Behind" shit but it looks like it didn't work for you LMFAO
>not being able to handle the banter level: american
>Canadives
Soft ass leaf niggers
>>64460131
>ywn see eberle in the juniors again
>americaitlyn chimping out in game 1
sad desu
>going down that easy
I thought the Finn's were cucks
>>64460136
>niggermonkey
didn't know canadians were so racist
>>64460148
Now just imagine when they get their filthy niggers actually playing this game.
It's disgusting how easily they cheer on niggers and accept them as their own just to participate in sporting events
>tfw this years team is shit
>canadian "powerplay"
attaboy virts
>>64460169
bruh do you not remember Anthony Duclair?
>canasofts
Great kill so far
>>64460136
>>64460148
>>64460169
>mfw I didn't know canada was so racist
you guys are usually so nice
>DeBrincat
How fucking dumb is that Americaitlyn manlet?
>Virtanen is canadian
how
>Shooting over a second after the horn, on goal
Nigger
>canada burns away 3.5 minutes of a 5 min major skating around the neutral zone
kekekekekkekekekekkekekekekkekekekkekekekkekekekkekekkekekekekokoekokokokkokokokokokokokokokokokokoko
>>64460197
He has a Suomi tattoo, too, senpai
Canada needs a meat-and-potatoes type of guy on the power play, I wonder who could save them?
>>64459145
Finland-Belaruse was sold out.
The previous record of 144000 in Europe has already been broken.
>>64460190
Canadians always chimp out when it comes to teen hockey, it's all they have
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>64460212
might want to recheck that number
>>64460190
>Jim Crow
>KKK
>donald trump
Jamal pls
>>64460147
>ywn see eberle in the juniors again
>Marner sucks
>Nylander is fucking retarded
Is this another lost generation for the laffs?
>>64460212
Yeah, with people chatting and using wifi.
Dead atmosphere.
You may only reply to this post if >your NHL team has at least 7 prospects playing in this tournament
>not so fast rest of league
Laine, Juolevi and Pulju looked amazing.
Excited to see Matthews and Tkatzhuk.
>>64460211
they need some good ol' ontario boys
>>64460197
Same way that guys named "Bjork", "Carlo", and "Fortunato" are american. They were born there.
>this shit atmosphere
The only time this tournament is bumpannn is when it's in Canada
>>64460254
The Devils have one I know of.
>>64460197
Has a Finnish dad.
Chris Pronger is half Finnish too.
>>64460227
>Kongs tripfag
Should read I speak Spanish
Lol Canadians seem to be as arrogant as Swedes. Also both are massive liberal cucks. Pathetic! God bless America, Trump 2016! DEPORT MUSLIMS, MEXICANS AND CANADIANS!!!
>>64460254
>yotes
>>64460273
>Fortunato
>Ausbeaner Matthews
>being so desperate you take spicbeaners on your team
>>64460248
First 2 periods was and absolute snorefest.
>>64460284
>being this triggered by alpha hockey nations
>canamuslims
>>64460284
lol, Americans are gonna feel the Bern in 2016
>>64460291
>this post
>that trip
Filtered, also have fun losing to the >yotes tonight
>>64460284
The most arrogant nation on earth is the US. Whenever Canadians go abroad we have to try our hardest not to be thought of as Americans, or people hate you immediately, don't talk to you at all or help you.
I had to show my Canadian passport as proof I wasn't American just to get some French people to tell me directions.
