posting early for memes
anyone got a smuk dylan strome?
>usa wearing >rags sweaters
>nylander
>watching teenagers play hockey at 4am
Last boxing day game was lack luster. I hope U.S.A actually shows up this time
>>64459116
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>64459116
it's 11am here senpai, pretty comfy time. I got my coffee, i had some left over turkey.
plus a lot of these teenagers are going to have careers in the nhl.
>>64459125
Stay mad
>>64459116
>4am
???????????
>watching 17 year old amateur kids play hokey and actually, unironically, getting excited for it
cucks, cucks everywhere
>>64459145
At least give it to buffalo once every few years
>>64459152
You are a cuck
WE ARE CANADA***clap***
lOOK mom a a hit let's scream at the top of our lungs!!
- canadian crowd
>>64459175
Not our fault your country is made up of pussies and sandniggers, cuck
>>64459175
>getting bullied by Switzerland
Get on our level you feminized cuck
>>64459111
it is one thing if he went for the body but he clearly went hard for the head
>>64459175
Omar, you skipped mosque to watch the hockey game? Isn't that haraam?
This might be the worst team canada
>>64459116
>not watching barely legal teens whenever you can
>>64459213
Holy shit my sides
>>64459175
LOOK AT ME IM SWEDISH *concussion*
>>64459236
so epic xD now go back to send some more canadian plastic money for shit nations to check the best players in the head
>>64459261
in picture 3 it actually looks like engli is trying to get down so he can AVOID nylander's head.
>>64459261
How can he look at you if his head is down
>>64459261
REKT
>bullied by Switzerland
>kneelander
>laffs
>rags
>not watching spengler instead
Whatever happens in this game we can all agree that Sweden sucks
>>64459226
Yea not great eh bud
>>64459264
I'll send some plastic your way, since your country spent all its kroner paying your women to take african seed.
>>64459264
Dry up those tears, Swedecuck
>nylander
>more like head-on-lander
:^)
Canadians are vermin, I hope we get our asses kicked by every country in the tournament.
Time to show the Americucks who the kings of hokkie are.
>>64459333
I like this trips guy
>>64459261
You need to add
>head REALLY down
Best commentator coming through
>>64459351
>americucks shit talking Canadians in hockey
>ever
:DD xD
>one of your only legit prospects in a rebuilding phase gets killed by swiss thugs
>>64459116
Do you live in Hawaii or something
>>64459377
stop replying to his bait
>>64459379
>he thinks teams based in the us count as American teams
Oh god my sides
>>64459261
got to keep your head on a swivel.
>>64459332
Needs all recent tourneys listed.
>Mens Olympic Gold (Ice Hockey - 2014)
>Womens Olympic Gold (Ice Hockey - 2014)
>World Juniors Gold (Ice Hockey - 2015)
>World Championship Gold (Ice Hockey - 2015)
>Ivan Hilinka (Ice Hockey - 2015)
>World Juniors Gold (Ice Hockey - 2016)
Here's what its like to be canadian
>your favorite team will never ever win the stanley cup after 1993
>>64459379
You understand that in the nhl, you have players of all countries on every tream, right?
When Boston won their cup, almost all of their players were Canadian.
This Will prove that Canadians are better, like the last 17 games we plyed against you fucks.
This revenant/team canada hype video is CRINGEEEEEEEEE
>>64459409
lmao so you're happy when american fans get to celebrate and youre content with your favorite team never ever winning because well hey some of their players grew up in canada
TOP FUCKING KEK
>Canacucks devote everything to 1 (one) sport
>Brag about how they "dominate" it on chinese brush painting forums
Is there a country more pathetic than Canada?
>>64459421
>tsn trying to make hype videos as good as cbc(RIP)
>no canadians will be drafted top 5 this year
come on canada that's embarassing
>>64459409
Holy shit this is the most cuck answer I've ever seen. You're players are living and breeding in America making you slowly more and more irrelevant.
Stream where?
>>64459453
>Americans are a minority
Sounds about right
Who's /AtTheGame/ here?
Canadian fans are loud as fuck here
>>64459461
>self-hating Canadian
Yer fuckin 10-ply bud
>>64459461
Yes. now get with the program chang
>>64459461
is there anything more pathetic than a self hating canadian?
>>64459482
>>64459486
>"canadian"
>>64459476
>multiracial
>other
>>64459479
its the last time they get to root for these little boys. They're going to american teams soon to cuck over all canadians
>tournament logo is literally >finnish goaltending
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ_qQJ-8kkE&index=26&list=WL
>>64459461
>Is there a country more pathetic than Canada?
No.
>>64459453
>over half are Canadian
What was this supposed to prove?
>>64459476
You have to realize USA counts arabs and mexicans as white.
USA is actually ~60 percent white
>>64459476
Does the US count Mexicans as white?
Oh wait they do lel
>>64459529
Yeah i never really got that.
is it just so they can fluff their numbers?
>>64459479
>Canadian fans are loud as fuck here
Yeah, they won't be for much longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
>>64459527
when was the last time your favorite team won the stanley cup?
Alright time for score predictions lads
I say 4-2 for Freedomland
>>64459517
Delete this
How does it feel canada to be a cuck of the british government who are cucks to America?
>>64459529
>>64459533
They count Mexicans as white?
Tip top kek I guess Auston Matthews is white right guise???
Game hasn't even started and Caitlyns are already at maximum salt output
>>64459554
You realized that it looks bad for Americans that Canadians are 50% of the playerbase, despite being 1/10th of the population.
>>64459527
I know you guys have the education of 2nd graders you fat fuck, but its called a "data trend"
now go get your mom so that I can pork her quick in the ass before the first period ends.
>>64459527
Do you spot a trend?
>Canada
>good
hall of fame
>>64459589
You do realize that hockey is literally the only sport your country cares about
Don't you?
>European officiating
wew
>its been over a minute
>canada hasn't scored
kek, when did canada become so shit tier
>>64459602
Don't worry, you guys won a few out of 17 games.
>>64459589
so never? That's sad
Fucking soft as shit IIHF refereeing bullshit add niggas
>>64459620
>ignoring based sweepyrock
>nick schmaltz
OY VEY
mfw americans wearing
>rags
jerseys
>>64459619
>putting females into the HoF
kek
>>64459638
>only championships in 17 years are a bunch of teenagers playing
Anyone have an english stream?
>>64459620
And?
>crease violation
the IIHF is a joke senpai
>rags
>>64459655
slidestone is fucking awesome.
Patrick kane did nothing wrong.
Worst game so far
>>64459670
I violated your mom's crease last night, fucker
>canadian tire emblem on the ice without the text
xDDDD
Canadians make fun of americans for international hockey, america says we can't win a cup. Canadians play for canada, and canadians win the cups for america. You still lose fag boys kek gg
>>64459705
trying too hard but still pretty good/10
>>64459669
And if hockey were anything more than a niche regional sport here we would wipe the floor with you and the rest of the world
>>64459705
#REKT
>>64459714
>this is what delusional americucks actually believe
ahahahha
>>64459714
>mfw black people eventually realize they could destroy people in hockey similar to football
>mfw america btfo everyone once they start using black players
>>64459705
And yours is always getting too many men penalties when she plays against Somalians
>>64459714
sure thing bud. stick to commercialball.
>>64459742
>muh big strong black bulls
americans are cucks
>>64459742
>mfw Americans only win when slavery is involved
>>64459742
So you actually count blacks as Americans?
>americucks
>>64459711
isnt it depressing how all of canadians best athletes say lol fuck canada I'm going to go to america to make money and play for american fans? They leave canada for the american dream.
No need to be sad though I MEAN ITS 2015
>>64459714
Go shoot some ape hoop, Dashaun. Maybe you can get some malt likka with your EBT card at half time.
>tournament in binland
>RBC ad on the boards
>canadian tire ads on the ice
>Helsinki Hospital
>HH
based nazi finland
>>64459779
That happens with NHL games too when a Canadian team plays a small market team.
>fifth twice in a row
>rags
>>64459742
Ahahahahahhahahaha
>Americucks
DAT FUCKING CANADIAN KID BEHIND THE BENCH WEARING A GIRLS WIG HOLY SHIT
Lets do an analysis of canada's chances to win the cup this year
Montreal = collapsing
Leafs = laffs
Oilers = dead
Flames = irrelevant
Canucks = Kippers tier
Senators = dead
Jets = rebuilding since 1950 tier
Lets face it, montreal was your only hope.
>>64459769
All of the canadian players wouldn't even fit into the 7 canadian teams. Add the salary cap to that, and of course there are going to be canadian superstars on american teams. Are americaitlyns this delusional?
Why are you guys all so angry? I thought this was supposed to be comfy.
>>64459814
some people actually care about teenage hockey and get bootyblasted at everything
>>64459764
>implying they are useful for anything else
>>64459814
Have you never watched hockey before?
>>64459805
What team do you follow?
>>64459800
>makin fun of a nigga in a wig
Just call me Caitlyn
>>64459821
Says the guy who is in the thread for said teenage hockey game. Fucking americucks.
>>64459805
>>64459805
>>64459805
>implying the sens wont go on a miracle run like last season and win the stan lee and bring it home to its birthplace in Ottawa
>>64459814
>unable to handle the nationalistic bantz
>>64459814
Canadians are insecure, especially given their effeminate little brother status in relation to the U.S.
>>64459808
Why do they need to live in a different country to get paid? I know the canadian dollar has gone down the shitter but damn you can't even afford your own hockey league? You even have your own football league wtf
>>64459837
I don't even have the game on
>pp-p-p-ppplease dont bully us
americucks already btfo
>>64459805
welp if I had to choose between canada never winning a cup again or montreal winning it...
its a pretty obvious choice
Reminder that Gretzky is a proud American citizen :^)
>>64459832
This team
Just call me "Auston"
>all these Canadians wearing neck guards
Is there a more beta nation?
>>64459847
If we had our own league, yours would make no money kek
>>64459769
>americans pay to watch teams full of canadian players, built by canadians, and coached by canadians
>>64459858
>He can't even watch the game
>Ameripoors
Unbiased American here.
Canada so far looks like a much better team. Only a matter of time desu
>>64459885
It's mandatory
>>64459885
>not defending yourself against random cartel attacks
BUILD WALL
>>64459897
>willingly watching teenagers play hockey
"no"
>>64459896
>who are all hired and paid by the Americans who run the teams
Funny how Cantada always leaves that out
>>64459906
theyve had 1 shot in 10 minutes
>Marner
Good to see the laffs drafted another bust
>>64459867
So you'd be cool with a rival American team like Detroit Red Wings, St. Louis Blues, etc, winning the cup instead of a Canadian team with no relation to your team, such as the Calgary Flames?
>>64459896
tfw you watch the yotes/panthers/canes broadcasters periodically and they have to explain everything like their audience is retards
>>64459908
>not supporting the Trump
how beta can you be?
>>64459915
>paying canadians millions of dollars to play a game
>somehow we are the betas in this
>>64459896
>canadians have funded the nhl for the last 23 years to let american fans watch their teams win
>canadian fans pay money to get cucked by the US
DUDE WEED
>>64459906
>>64459916
>wild fans
>qualified to judge talent
kek
>>64459896
>They pay Canadians millons to live in their country and fuck their women
>>64459915
You realize the majority of GMs are Canadian right?
>>64459906
>pedosota
>American
haven't they replaced you with Puerto Rico yet?
>>64459949
yet none of them win cups for canadian teams top fucking kek
>>64459910
Yet you are in this thread lol classic
>>64459926
I'd rather never win a cup again as long as america wins the cup every year forever.
>>64459965
just for the memes
>>64459941
>his president at this time next year will either be Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump
>his current president has never played hockey
>>64459946
>>64459957
>tfw the mild will never amount to anything
>>64459985
I dont think trudeau even knows how to skate
>>64459984
>>>/hoc/
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
The following Americaitlyn teams have not won the Cup since 1993 or earlier in many cases:
Washington, St. Louis, New York Islanders, Minnesota Wild, Florida Panthers, Nashville Predators, Philadelphia Flyers, San Jose Sharks, Arizona Coyotes, Buffalo Sabres, Columbus Blue Jackets
>11 Americaitlyn teams versus 7 Canadian teams
>having that many shit franchises
lmfao
>>64460004
He seems like an ankle-taping fuck
>>64459985
BECAUSE ITS 2015
The Lightning would bootyblast both these teams desu.
>>64459261
It was a good hit imo.
>>64459970
That's moronic, if that's the case then you're not really a Blackhawks fan. You're a fan of all of the American teams. Thus proving that
Americaitlyns literally have no idea how league sports fandom works. No wonder the majority of you are just dumbfuck bandwagoners
>canadian defense giving american forwards that much space
wew lad
>>64460018
now list all the canadian teams that have won a cup since 1993. Itll be short here ill do it for you
>
Wow, this is some sloppy hockey.
Fast paced but extremely sloppy.
>>64459949
>the GM owns the team
Keep trying Gordon
>>64460018
>an entire country versus a couple teams.
terrible comparison desu dude
>>64460061
This
Yup, classic usa vs canada thread. Stay autistic boys
Was that the first dangerous chance all game?
>>64459985
>>his current president has never played hockey
Justin Trudeau quit hockey after they started hitting and joined a curling team.
>international tourney
>shitposting about NHL
>>64460061
Pretty much flailing about at this point.
>>64460051
>11 SHITE franchises
>Americucks think they can talk
Lmaooooooo you stupid fuck Jose ;-)
>a canadian just celebrated when he didnt even score
>>64460061
Just like sex with your sister
>>64460043
>hes mad that I hate canada more than detoilet or the >rags
get fucked syrup boy
>canadian"""""""'"""""""scoring""""""""""""""""
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
bye bye, faggot.
>soft Canadians can't handle a little spear
Smh
>>64460069
>he thinks the owner does any of the hiring
You're actually retarded aren't you Jamal?
AMERICANS CHIMPING OUT
Young kids lose their cool so easy. What a cuck
>>64460110
>racking disciprine
INB4 7 goals
Weak shit
>Amerispears
LELMAO and it carries a one game suspension
What a dirty yank, disgusting tbqh
Eberle would have scored on that rush.
>spearing
Thanks for coming out debrincat.
>>64460114
>Americans being dirty cunts
Typical.
>>64460073
>11 is a couple
Now I get why that niggermonkey president started the "NO Child Left Behind" shit but it looks like it didn't work for you LMFAO
>not being able to handle the banter level: american
>Canadives
Soft ass leaf niggers
>>64460131
>ywn see eberle in the juniors again
>americaitlyn chimping out in game 1
sad desu
>going down that easy
I thought the Finn's were cucks
>>64460136
>niggermonkey
didn't know canadians were so racist
>>64460148
Now just imagine when they get their filthy niggers actually playing this game.
It's disgusting how easily they cheer on niggers and accept them as their own just to participate in sporting events
>tfw this years team is shit
>canadian "powerplay"
attaboy virts
>>64460169
bruh do you not remember Anthony Duclair?
>canasofts
Great kill so far
>>64460136
>>64460148
>>64460169
>mfw I didn't know canada was so racist
you guys are usually so nice
>DeBrincat
How fucking dumb is that Americaitlyn manlet?
>Virtanen is canadian
how
>Shooting over a second after the horn, on goal
Nigger
>canada burns away 3.5 minutes of a 5 min major skating around the neutral zone
kekekekekkekekekekkekekekekkekekekkekekekkekekekkekekkekekekekokoekokokokkokokokokokokokokokokokokoko
>>64460197
He has a Suomi tattoo, too, senpai
Canada needs a meat-and-potatoes type of guy on the power play, I wonder who could save them?
>>64459145
Finland-Belaruse was sold out.
The previous record of 144000 in Europe has already been broken.
>>64460190
Canadians always chimp out when it comes to teen hockey, it's all they have
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>64460212
might want to recheck that number
>>64460190
>Jim Crow
>KKK
>donald trump
Jamal pls
>>64460147
>ywn see eberle in the juniors again
>Marner sucks
>Nylander is fucking retarded
Is this another lost generation for the laffs?
>>64460212
Yeah, with people chatting and using wifi.
Dead atmosphere.
You may only reply to this post if >your NHL team has at least 7 prospects playing in this tournament
>not so fast rest of league
Laine, Juolevi and Pulju looked amazing.
Excited to see Matthews and Tkatzhuk.
>>64460211
they need some good ol' ontario boys
>>64460197
Same way that guys named "Bjork", "Carlo", and "Fortunato" are american. They were born there.
>this shit atmosphere
The only time this tournament is bumpannn is when it's in Canada
>>64460254
The Devils have one I know of.
>>64460197
Has a Finnish dad.
Chris Pronger is half Finnish too.
>>64460227
>Kongs tripfag
Should read I speak Spanish
Lol Canadians seem to be as arrogant as Swedes. Also both are massive liberal cucks. Pathetic! God bless America, Trump 2016! DEPORT MUSLIMS, MEXICANS AND CANADIANS!!!
>>64460254
>yotes
>>64460273
>Fortunato
>Ausbeaner Matthews
>being so desperate you take spicbeaners on your team
>>64460248
First 2 periods was and absolute snorefest.
>>64460284
>being this triggered by alpha hockey nations
>canamuslims
>>64460284
lol, Americans are gonna feel the Bern in 2016
>>64460291
>this post
>that trip
Filtered, also have fun losing to the >yotes tonight
>>64460284
The most arrogant nation on earth is the US. Whenever Canadians go abroad we have to try our hardest not to be thought of as Americans, or people hate you immediately, don't talk to you at all or help you.
I had to show my Canadian passport as proof I wasn't American just to get some French people to tell me directions.
>>64460322
you have bilibgual signs too in states where you have lots of chicanos and latinoamerican immigrants.
It's the reasonable thing to do.
stick to hockey you fucking idiot
>>64460340
Kek
>That fucking inferiority complex
What the fuck is the game already on?
My tv says it starts in 5 minutes
>>64460340
i was in murica recently and nearly got bullied by blm and had to prove i was canadian so i wouldn't get monkeyed with.
>>64460340
Whenever I leave the country I bring all my team canada apparel and have a Canadian bag tag for my luggage desu. My mom is Canadian tho so I guess that's acceptable
>>64460304
>Fortunato
How is this not an Italian last name?
>>64460340
Maybe if you weren't so beta always asking people for help you could be as cool as us.
>>64460322
>>64460356
REKT by fucking greece
>>64460340
>asking for directions
are you a woman or are all canadians actual limp wristed faggots?
>>64460254
>cyotes
>nhl team
lol
>>64460211
would you settle for fries and gravy?
>>64460356
>denbtor telling people what to do
Sure thing stavros.
>>64460356
No we do not actually
>>64460372
Well you missed a lot of faffing about in the first.
>>64460356
do you have a job greece?
>>64460356
Spics are usually Catholic. We won't have to deal with Sharia Law, just the based Pope.
>American National Team wearing rags Jersey
I wonder who's to blame
>>64460368
We have to try our hardest not to be mistaken as members of your godforsaken hellhole.
Once they believe you're American, that's it, if you were on fire they don't piss to put you out.
>>64460340
>has to rely on others to tell him where to go
KEK
>>64460400
>telling people what to do
nice reading comprehension you retard
>>64460404
They're going to probably show highlights and start live in the 2nd.
>>64460427
You said stick to hockey. That is telling someone what to do. Way to go stupid nigger
>>64460427
pretty sure you told em to stick to hockey, you dumb shit. No wonder you guys destroyed your country, you don't even remember what you did five minutes earlier.
/Alberta/ checking in
Just woke up, how's the game so far?
>>64460368
>>64460378
>>64460385
>even an actual americaitlyn acknowledging that this is a thing
>>64460374
Download the 2016 IIHF app in the play store
>if ios kill urself
>inb4 shill
>>64460470
boring
>>64460459
>>64460463
you two shouldn't even be here
>>64460479
>downloading apps for temporary events when you can just pull up the website
why
>>64460494
Pretty sure you shouldn't be here, unless you're going to borrow some more money from Germany so you can buy some fucking skates.
>>64460470
/Saskatchewan/ reporting
Point is the best player in the btw
>>64460479
412 cheers for nothing.
>this shitty powerplay
whelp
>>64460470
Canada is better, but doesn't have that offensive spark as of yet. Also, some americuck speared one of our boys and got thrown out.
>>64460495
How else am I supposed to follow the IIHF Division II World Championships, Anon?
>>64460515
sup sask. Pats are based. Downtown regina is kinda sketchy though.
/ab/ here
>>64460511
just leave
go for a walk
take in the fresh air
>this based penalty kill
Whelp
>>64460540
Lmao amerinigs already chimping out smdh
BASED
A
S
E
D
>Gotye
>5 fucking minutes
>0 goals
canada a shit
>>64460543
"the birthplace of democracy"
lmao
mfw Marner was really a Dvorak/Tkachuk/Joulevi/Piccinich babby all along
>stream runs perfect over intermission
>dies soon as the puck drops
>anglos are so autistic, they can't even comprehend discussing the game in a general
>they can't even understand the game if they don't have anglophone casting
>a game that's on television, live
seriously, if you fit the above description, leave
>>64460543
Btfo by grease lol
>>64460560
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>the broadcast was supposed to start 4 minutes ago
>I'm stuck with weird Finnish feminist sketch "comedy" show
What the fuck YLE?
USA USA USA
>>64460581
pay debts
>>64460595
This is truly the death of the West
>>64460595
>From the cucked nation of Finland
What did you expect?
>>64460579
>Streaming the WJC
How cuck can you be? Watch it on TSN.
ohh Chelios coaching
THIS IS JUST A PUNK ROCK SONG
>>64460595
>>>areena.yle.fi ;^)
>cheliGOAT
>canada
>>64460581
>grease lecturing two of the world's greatest countries in a hockey thread
Get the fuck out and get a job you olive oil motherfucka.
I dont see what is so impressive about matthews.
>>64460606
>>64460612
I knew there was a reason I never used these channels.
>>64460571
If you're trying to do >laffs
you should realize Piccinich is also a Leafs prospect dumbass
>watching group matches
who literally gives a shit?
SCAAAAAAARRRRRR
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
:^|
>>64460614
>tsn
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>>64460595
>pro tip
yle Areena
>American Goaltending
LEL!!!
BEEEEEEE TEEEE FFFFFF OHHHHH
HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING
LMAO
>American goaltending
fug
Man, USA goalie was looking hot too :/
Et le buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttt
>>64460620
http://areena.yle.fi/tv/suorat/yle-tv2#autoplay=true
what the fuck?
9/11 pass by goatier
get shit on murrica
>the oilers traded the pick used on that guy for le can't skate or score man
Feelin >smuk
SCAAAAAARRRRRR
Barzal
a
r
z
a
l
>ruins
Didnt pick him
>oilels
Traded the pick away for the can't skate or score man
>mfw the Bruins could have drafted Barzal
Senyshyn will definitely be better
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Yupppp
That was a hell of a play,
>>64460712
>three memes picks in a row
shit was hilarious
So Poopinajarvi confirmed > Matthews
>letting Barzal score on you
The guy can't score for shit and always has mostly assists. Lmfao
"anders bjork"
literally the most swedish name ever
>>64460626
are you even watching the game or are you waiting for me to respond?
do you even watch hockey?
like, holy shit, how did you respond so quick?
Gauthier should be drafted first overall. The only reason he won't be is because he plays in the Q tbqh
Matthews invisible. I hope he steps up I'd like to see Canada get challenged.
>>64460716
GIVE'ER
MAC A VOY
McAvoy
>>64460726
>>64460754
>auston "mr. 0 points" matthews
lel
>>64460753
Aww look, Claude thinks he knows better than all the scouts, that's cute.
>>64460740
He's not even from Minnesota...
>>64460741
fuck off grease. no one likes you.
>>64460731
The guy who passed it to him only ever gets goals. Funny how that works.
Are all Canadian hockey fans like this?
>drafting crouse
lmao, panthers btfo
>>64460785
I like him.
>>64460790
Seems about right.
>>64460771
>scouts
just shitters who couldn't go pro and got pity jobs
Why didn't Auston just play in the OHL? Did he want to get paid that badly?
>>64460790
Only the ones from the socialist hell hole of Toronto
USA: 320 million population.
Canada: 35 million population.
Can't even find a team to beat us. Fuck the USA is a shithole.
>>64460723
Zboril wasn't a meme pick though, went where he was supposed to go.
>>64460790
hey where'd you get that vid of me?
>>64460753
>whiny french person
just separate already
>>64460816
He would have to play in the WHL
>>64460816
he would have played in the WHL if he were to play in the CHL
I think Portland or Seattle one of those American teams has his rights
>>64460816
his mummy wanted to see the alps lel
>>64460797
Of course you gravitate towards fuck ups, ryerson
>>64460816
>Did he want to get paid that badly?
pretty much
>>64460816
>American hockey knowledge
>>64460843
He didn't want to play in a meme league, I don't blame him.
>>64460831
Explain this.
>>64460816
He thought playing against men would be good for him.
He should have picked a better league tho.
Swiss league is a 2 team gongshow. Half of the players are hardly pros.
>>64460823
Canada doesn't even have McDavid either lmao
>>64460843
Still would've made more sense then playing with a bunch of soft Europeans. No way he's going to adjust to North American hockey
>>64460859
Explain this.
>>64460823
How about we just count states where hockey is the number one sport
Whatever North Dakotas population
vs 35 mill
>>64460858
he's playing in a meme league now desu m8
>>64460816
That and the competition is better since it's a lot of grown men / old pros. Presumably he wanted to develop a defensive game as a center rather than encounter a game of shinny every night and stay out for 3-4 minute shifts like Strome and Marner tend to do, since it's so easy.
Jesus they need to stop these no look drop passes.
why is canada's best player an 18 year old frog
>>64460847
you 're a turdsmeller
and it's not like you even like to smell turds
yet you do
Fuck American "hockey" is literally a meme at this point
>>64460902
Americans aren't good at scoring between the goal posts, but they sure are good at moving them!
>hockey is better at the beach
Florida confirmed best nhl franchise
>>64460929
2/10
tbrh lads, I probably wouldn't care about hockey if I wasn't Canadian
Strome looks so small for someone listed at 6'3''
>>64460932
Panthers are going to fuck shit up in the near future.
>>64460917
Why is america's best meme a 10 year old frog
THAT FORECHECK, WEW
>4 coyotes prospects in this game alone
Rest of NHL, are you even trying?
>>64460948
He's lanky and doesn't really have a power game.
wew lad that was intents
>>64460929
>Counting the whole population when a vast majority of the country doesent care
If you just counted the population of all the areas where hockey is number one here I think it'd still be far less then your 35 million
>these fucking breakouts
>>64460957
>Rest of NHL, are you even trying?
To be the Oilers 2.0? No, we're not.
Which team has the most prospects in this game?
Ottawa has 2
>>64460928
Literally indistinguishable from Canadian hockey, that must be painful.
Where the fuck is number 22? I can't see number 22?
>>64460992
Litteraly like 4 post above
>>64460957
thats an indication how shit the franchise is
>doing a half tuck on your jersey
senpai...
>>64461013
THERE HE IS!
Can't Stump the McDonald
>>64461026
>implying I actually read the thread and don't just ctrlf for (you)'s
Canada getting memed on
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>low glass
why is McDavid playing goal? if he's injured, just rest him, don't make him be goalie
fucking idiot coaches
>>64461072
way to be a jinx flim fan
SCARRRRRR
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>cucknada
>americans score
>finns play a song about how much america sucks
lmao
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>Born in the USA is our goal song in every international tournament
Thank you based IIHF
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
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SCAAAAAAAR
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nice goal
>playing that song
>>64461072
>Flames in charge of Jinxing a shutout
Get flooded
>>64461121
Long live the Boss
Why are they playing "Born in the USA"? Do they know what it's about?
whelp, tourney is over then, time to switch over to the spengler
>>64460992
Perlini (ARI)-Point(TB)-Virtanen(VAN)
Quenneville(NJ)-Strome(ARI)-Marner(TOR)
Crouse (FLA)-Stephens(TB)-Konecny(PHI)
Chartier(SJ)-Beauvilier(NYI)-Gauthier(2016)
Barzal(NYI)
Sanheim(PHI)-Dermott(TOR)
Fleury(CAR)-Hickey(CGY)
Chabot(OTT)-Hicketts(DET)
McKeown(CAR)
McDonald (CGY)
Tkachuk-Matthews-DeBrincat (all '16)
Milano(CBJ)-Dvorak(ARI)-White(OTT)
Macinnis(ARI)-Schmaltz(CHI)-Boeser(VAN)
Hitchcock(UNDRAFTED OVERAGER LMFAO)-Eansor(UNDRAFTED OVERAGER LMFAO)-Anders Bjork(BOS)
Donato(BOS)
Werenski(CBJ)-Carlo(BOS)
Belpedio(MIN)-Borgen (BUF)
Krys(2016)-McAvoy(2016)
Nedelshit(CAR)
Looks like answer is Arizona. Ideal franchise to have them
>>64461154
Its about being from the greatest nation on earth
>>64461154
Whats >>64460899 all about?
>>64461154
Bruce Springsteen is our greatest national treasure.
>>64461167
This team canada doesnt have an gamebreakers who can put the team on their back
>>64461121
>being proud of a song created by a jew
>americucks
>>64461154
They have no clue. Americans don't have the intellect to decipher song lyrics.
>Mathews Tkachuk line starting to click
LETS GOOOOO
Second period was pretty fucking exciting lads, first was a snoozer.
Finally a good shift from Matthews...
>>64461154
It's the same in every iihf tournament, don't pretend you didn't do it too.
>amirigropes
that was a holding tbqh
>>64461183
>their greatest national treasure is a jew
>they're actually proud of this jew
>americucklyns
JUST
i'm worried our big bulls won't be ready for this fast paced game.
>>64461194
He's not Jewish.
Werenski looking good cbj bros.
>>64461154
Wahhhhhh vietnam protest song. Literally nobody cares about hippies anymore
Exciting game lads
Colin White and Tomas Chabot both looking good for Ottawa fans
>>64461194
There is a lot of retard in this post.
>americas goal song is born in the usa
are americaitlyns dumb or just retarded?
Now that Willy is dead and Marner is a bust who is Toronto's next best prospect? Kapanen?
>>64461262
Kapanen is shit though
>>64461261
>America picked their goal song
>>64461226
>jew
>cuck
>JUST
Damn, son. You're the king of memes.
>>64461226
>old el paso
lmao why are they showing ads for auston matthews' food?
>>64461233
lol what? they will blow these manlets the fuck out.
>>64461113
this
>>64461272
It's the song they use at literally every tournament, of course they picked it
>>64461226
He's not Jewish, and it's pretty obvious if you listen to his songs.
>>64461261
Of course they're stupid, these are the types of people that think a meal at McDonalds is nutritious and think that they have the right to own a machine gun.
>>64461276
>Expecting intelligence from retarded Canagooks
>>64461238
>>64461257
>>64461276
>>64461277
>being so delusional you think someone with a jewish surname isn't jewish
>he's literally the hero of jews everywhere
AMERRRRRRRRRRRRICUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DELUSIONNNNNNNN LMFAO
why is a mexican playing in team usa?
>>64461113
shhh let's just sit back and laught at them. We have been doing it for years.
>>64461233
They look pretty fast but Finland looked slow because Belarus had a 5 man defense on their own zone.
Pulju and Aho are probably the fastest players in this tournaments and we really don't have poor skaters in the whole team, which is amazing considering how huge our guys are this year.
We are right there with USA and Canada when it comes to mobility.
>tfw they won't let us use the Team America: World Police theme song
Will Auston Matthews be a bigger bust than Jack Eichel?
>>64461330
>us
>trump wants to deport this
>>64461310
>Unironically shitposting about nutrition when your national food is fucking macaroni and cheese
>>64461271
Kapanen looked pretty good at times mad some highlight moves but couldn't get it done.
I'm sure he finds his game.
>>64458957
usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa
>Americucks proud of a song by a Jew bitching about how much Amerilardland sucks ass
kek
>>64461345
It's poutine, asshole.
>>64461345
And they put ketchup on it like mongoloids
>>64461320
because his mom fucked an American
>>64461344
is he already balding?
>>64461317
>doubling down
de mad
>>64461364
that's Quebec's national food :^)
>>64461366
>ketchup
>not soy sauce
do you even KD?
>>64461376
He even posted it again lel
>>64461376
>no matter how hard you try you can't help an American see a Jew for what he is
That's how the Jews took your country, Jose.
>Swissniggers
Greatest ally tbqh
lol at these angry doodoo skin alcoholic tundra natives posting from their igloos chewing on seal blubber waiting for their village elder to finish with the village mac n cheese pot so they can have a bite
>>64461317
can you even read? Its steen not stein you still on your /pol/ training wheels?
>>64461406
Didn't you guys just elect a hippie?
>>64461416
KEK
Canada BTFO
>>64461416
Scheduled after the whale hunt.
>>64461366
>meanwhile, Americaitlyns deep fry Mars bars and gulp them down with rancid mountain dew
>>64461416
>Cletus shitposting from his cuckshed while his wife services the bull
new thread when
>>64461416
Hahahaha
And the best part is?
>>64461416
B T F O
T
F
O
>america
lel
>>64461439
devastated: the post
>>64461344
>American genetics
>>64461416
reminder that canada is whiter than usa
I hate Americans so fucking much I wish they would just disappear forever; the world would be a much better place
>>64461416
CANADA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64461432
this guys cool
>>64461436
>>64461439
these fags can't handle the bantz
I don't really see how Matthews is so far ahead of Laine and Puljujärvi that he should be considered a slam dunk 1st overall.
He is no McDavid or even Eichel.
I'd say Laine is better than Matthews right now.
>>64461463
Looks like a drone from gears of war
>>64461464
That explains why it's cucked by every relevant country.
>>64461436
>look, I posted it again XDDDD kekekek I am le meme master!
>>64461416
devastating/10
>>64461481
kek
>>64461416
>not wanting to get comfy under bear fur sheets
wew
>>64461416
lol at these fat uneducated ugly future shooting victims guzzling down Big Macs and Big Gulps wasting their lives until chimpedout Jamal or mentally insane John shoot them in a threatre or grocery store or primary school
>>64461475
matthews has bust written all over him, supposedly so good from playing against men in a meme league yet he gets tossed around by a bunch of 18 year olds
SCARRRR
>Canadumbs
>>64461494
Typical American poster.
>>64461526
NEW FOR THE 3RD
>>64461521
People are reading too hard into "playing against men".
The Swiss league is a full tier belowe SHL and Liiga. 2 tiers below KHL.
>>64461511
>threatre
lol is your buffalo hide tunic not warm enough gordie, you shivering too much to type. kudos though, i know english isn't your mother tongue
>>64461568
There was actually something better to make fun of in that sentence you fucking dumbass
>>64460822
Pretty much this. People frmo Toronto love to cop "super sick memes like I see on reddit" :-DDDD
Reminder that winning this game is the only thing keeping Canada from a massive, nationwide existential crisis
BTFOBTFOBTFO
>>64461614
The only thing that could send Canada into an existential crisis is a questioning of our niceness/politeness on a global level.
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