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WJC CANADA VERSUS CAITLYN JENNER LAND


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1-1 entering the 3rd

GET IN HERE SYRUPS & AMERICAITLYNS
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canada a shit
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1st for auston
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neither of these teams will medal quote me
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>>64461526
>gwg by Tkachuk
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>>64461526

canadian_bacon
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statistically speaking every single american will be killed by gun violence
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>shit country
>shit citizens
>shit economy
Canada
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Who here /comfy/
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How the fuck has Auston Matthews been so overrated that he's still considered the consensus first draft pick?

Even JUlien Gauthier looks better
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when will these ref jerseys become the norm?
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>literally the only decent prospect for the leafs has a career ending concussion
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>>64461582
not soon enough
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>>64461574
get rich or die tryin bitch nigga
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>>64461579
It's racist to think that a mexican doesn't deserve to go first overall.
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>>64461586

>rags
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>>64461586
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Finland would dominate either of these teams.
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AUSTON IS NOT AS GOOD AS HE WAS BILLED
THIS TOURNAMENT IS EYE OPENING

LAINE CONFIRMED 1ST EVER 1ST OVERALL FINNISH PROSPECT
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>marner gets manhandled in the corner by a 17 year old
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>>64461613
Slow down there, kiddo.
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>>64461613
>He actually believes this
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>>64461579
You mean especially Julien Gauthier.
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>>64461613
at memeing? sure.
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>>64461596
>Mexican doesn't go first overall

>American college students forget about protesting General Tso's chicken and start protesting for a re-draft
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>>64461619
I wonder what team is harder to play against? Canada or Belarus? Finns are cute as fuck tbqh pham
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>even the size of the ice is a meme in finland
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is matthews autistic?
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>>64461639
Sssh Claude, I know you wanna think your babby Q league is relevant but it's not.

The only reason Hockey Canada takes players from there is so the Referendum frogs fuck off.
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>>64461660
I'm talking about this whole season.
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Reminder that winning this game is literally the only thing keeping Canada from having a massive, nationwide existential crisis.
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Can't Stump the McDonald tbqh
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>>64461665
Well he's a beaner so anything that isn't a brick, cement, or beans confuses him at first and takes him a while to get used to.
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>>64461663
The hybrid ice is what NHL should be using too, so shut your whore mouth.
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>>64461679
Pffft, no cares about those shitty euro leagues pekka.
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>>64461676
>implying
I'm a wheat not a frog famiroony.
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>>64461702
>racism
>in the current year
Smdh
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>>64461680
We'll score to win it with like, 5 mins left.
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refpuck
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Good call - time for PP goal baby
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>that late as fuck penalty

REFPUCK
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>>64461703
NHL should use the larger European ice that has more open ice to make plays, not your Mongol ice surface.
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>goalie out of crease
>penulty
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>this game
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>>64461714
What's wrong with him? It's very clearly 2015.
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>>64461660
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>ameriflops
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nice fukken >american goaltending you fucking spics
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>Ameridives
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>>64461680
>meanwhile US is having an existential crisis everyday because they realized gun violence will never stop even when it's killed tons of children
>also because the future of their country is too busy staging libcuck protests instead of doing anything productive

;^)
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>>64461705
Well considering NLA is confortably shit compared to Liiga I think scouts do care.
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NICE FUCKING DIVE
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>all this Canadian damage control on tsn
Lmao Canadians are such whiny faggots
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>>64461732
>NASCAR jerseys
Not even once
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ryan donato, nice thick american boy. father's teddy donato, former nhl player from boston, massachusetts, joe. coaches harvard university hockey down there, joe. his boy here, ryan, good boston boy, thick american boy, he's strong on the puck, joe. think he learned a thing or two from his ol' dad, eh?
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>Canada

lmao
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top kek
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>KEKNADA ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>Americans have to cheat their way to a win
Fucking disgrace
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>>64461725
This mongol surface is wider than NHL rink but still smaller than Olympic ice.
This is the right size for entertaining fast paced hockey.
Olympic ice is trap the ice
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>>64461744
>poorfag complaining

maybe if you had money you'd have the American broadcast playing on your TV.
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scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>canacucks
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GO AHEAD AND CRY CANADIANS YOU COULDN'T SCORE ON A 5 MINUTE POWERPLAY

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1st for
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1st for
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>needing blatant diving and refpuck to beat this canadian team

america in its finest moment #miracleonice
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time for the make up call for a canada powerplay
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>>64461761

FUCK YOU JOE BUCK
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>all this dabbing
Cmon boys
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refpuck 2
canada 1
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This is now a Bruce Springsteen thread.
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Canada is so much better on NHL ice. Doesn't take 10 years to get from the half-boards to the slot, and the blue line isn't 10 fucking feet in.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO
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USA USA USA USA USA
CANADIANS LITERALLY KILLING THEMSELVES ATM
USA USA USA
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>>64461775
Oh, I thought they were the same size?
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>>64461775
More open ice mean's it's easier to break the trap you Mongol.
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>Americans doing a nigger dance when they score
Cucks
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HOSERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>64461786
>not scoring on a 5 MINUTE PENALTY
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>>64461800
pretty disgusting desu
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>An American teenager scores and your national identity is literally gone

How does it feel?
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>>64461776
>jews, sheckles, ect...
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chartier cross checked into the boards

>nocall
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you may only reply to this post if your country has been to the moon and/or mars

USA CRUSHIN' IT
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>>64461808
>USA BTFO
indeed
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I fucking hate Gord Miller and Ray Feraro.

>CANADA LOOKS GOOD, PROBABLY GONNA WIN ALL GAMES BY 100
>RUNS GOALIE, HE WAS OUT OF HIS CREASE SO HE IS 100% FAIR GAME, WHY NOT GO SCOTT STEVENS ON HIM?
>WE ARE LOSING. MUST BE REFS.
>HAHA WE ONLY LOST BECAUSE MCDAVID ISNT HERE LOL

Seriously. They are fucking retarded.
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>>64461830
this desu, canada deserves it if they lose
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>hating on the dab
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>>64461811
no, Finnish ice is between the NHL and International ice.
This is why the play in Liiga is more physical than in other Euro leagues.
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>>64461770
>Literally kick one of our best players out of the game to make sure you win cause the game is so meaningful to your entire nation
>Get angry about a PP
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>>64461851
did they mention the US has 3 players in the nhl that also are not playing in this tournament while mcmeme is hurt anyway
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>>64461845
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>>64461857
That sounds neat, why don't we have that over here?
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>ameriniggers
Absolutely no discipline
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>finnish reffing
wow its shit
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There's your makeup call
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Here's the makeup call. :) They got this one cause all the village elders in Canada did a ritual
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>>64461881
The ice size is determined when the building is being built.
Your ice hockey federation probably had a rule that all rinks are to be built by international standards.
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>>64461893
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>canada cries about pp
>gets a slashing pp after dead call

funny
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All day lmao
Nice PK amerishits
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>"O' Canada"
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even his stick is a bust
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strome is a beaut
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>64461872
No. Because they're legitimately retarded. These are the same people who think Canada losing HAS to be a fluke. As a result, I now cheer for Switzerland every year.
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SCAAAAARRRRR
refpuck cancels out refpuck
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

AMERISHITS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>64461895
let's see them not score and still be butthurt
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get rekt murica
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What a snipe!
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>>64461902
Yeah I assumed that, but it sounds like a good idea to improve our shitty league.
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>USA
BTFO
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Et le buuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt!!!!
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get fucking stromed americaits.
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FUCK YES STROMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Said it last year, he has the best shot in the 2015 draft
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>>64461802
>New Jersey native
>singing about the hardships of being an american worker
>openly denied reagan to use the same song used in the hockey tournament as goal horn, as a republican campaign song

it seems usaeans use refpuck on and off the ice.
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>>64461913
uh oh he celebrated a goal and touched his knee to the ice he's never allowed to play in a canadian market now
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Dat refpuck
t.canadian
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>>64461918
Please don't talk like a 16 year old mediocre high school hockey player.
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>>64461914
Does Peru hate Canada because we made your shitty flag better? Top kek
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>Americaitlyn goaltending

Can't even light up >our backup goalie Lol
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>game is tied
>the sound emanating from Amerilard mouths is still WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Haha you americans still think you have a say in this tournament against Finland. Cute.
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>>64461950
It's easier to shrink the rink than grow it, so I don't see why you couldn't try it.
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>>64462023
literally no one cares about Finland
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>>64462001
>mfw a canadian subhuman just replied to me
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Yeah, we get it Jake, you're an NHLer, now stop playing so fucking non-chalantly. Fuck I hate Virtanen, cocky little shit.
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>>64462023
Literally who?
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>>64462023
this. Can't even win Canada. They don't have literally even a chance against finland lol.
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Canada:1
Kekaterinburg:0
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>>64461913
>>64461929
>>64461944
>>64461945
>>64461952
>>64461959
so let me get this right
>america scores
>american pride
but
>canada scores
>little brother syndrome kicks in
>ahahahaha I'm mad at another country

at least the frenchies in here responded with pride
>>64461925
>>64461955
frogs are confirmed best canadians how weird is that
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>>64462053
>running a swedish goalie in pretournament games
>gord miller still dreams about swallowing his cum

I fucking hate TSN.
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>>64462023
Canada's gonna rekt binland bitch
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>>64462051
>You literally live in a 3rd world shithole

GG Pee-u
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>>64461950
The reason there's no offense or physical play in the SHL is because sweeds have no talent and no heart. More or less ice won't fix anything.
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>>64462053
Pretty sure Virtanen is a sleeper agent for Binland.

>tfw I write a book about Virtanen's sleeper agent deception and it becomes an overnight bestseller in Canada
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>trading 1 on 3 attempts
just stop
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>>64462091
>mfw he did it again
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>>64462072
>autism: the post
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>>64462120
>Yfw you have to walk through your own cities
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Amerifats and Canadalels. This isn't the final. In the final you will meet the most skilled most physiqued most hearted team of the tournament that is Finland. get on our level. Our youngest stars are better than your tired shits.
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>>64462051
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>>64461950
Both of the rinks being used here have had Olympic size rink for WC and such.
I think Hartwall arena actually uses Olympic ice because it's no longer being used in Liiga games.
So it certainly can be done even if the arena is build for a big rink.
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>>64462156
post spurdo or shut the fuck up
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>>64462156
finland sucks fucking cock
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>>64462140
I can just picture him furiously finding all the posts to reply to while licking the Cheetos dust off his pudgy pork fingers
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>strome, born 1997
>from mississauga, ON
>mfw strome was one of those snot nosed fucking brats playing a two or three years beneath me
>mfw he has a future and an exciting, fun career and I'm a washed out useless pothead at age 21
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>>64462156
Literally who?
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>>64462184

thats actually a fantastic drawing
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>>64462198
DUDE WEED
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how did the marner is good meme get so popular?
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>Strome taking the shot there

Piece of shit
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>>64462198
you played hockey? I mean in a club and shit? It shouldn't really be surprising meeting a canadian who knows players in NHL and national teams, but still
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>hitting the post twice
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>>64462191
>>64462192

>you two in charge of handling bad bantz

Seriously tho, we will maybe rekt your shit this year.
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Shut the fuck up Finland
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>>64462220
laffs delusion
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>>64462198
Also he looks like an uglier, white-skinned Grinch and yet he's probably fucking broads hotter than anyone we've touched.
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>>64462153
Feels good.
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JUST
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>canadian goaltending
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USA USA etc lol
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>Canadian own goal

J U S T
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SCAAAAAAAAR
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6112 people in this game.

Also

CANADA BTFO!
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CRANK THE SPRINGSTEEN
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I can't believe I am rooting for murrica
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gg hickets you asshole
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>cucketts
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USA USA USA USA
KEKS BTFO
USA USA USA USA
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Why do people pretend to care about the world juniors?
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>"can"ada
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what is thta?
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CANAKEKS BTFOOOO
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i was just gonna say, imagine if the americans score with some kind of shitty meme shot
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>manlets
>detoilet
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>>64462156
Is it true that Finns absorb moisture through steam?
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BOORRNNNN IN THHEEE USSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>Canadian D
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Hicketts is a dumbass dipshit
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Dude, what the fuck was Hicketts doing?! LEMME JUST BLOCK THAT SHOT FOR YA....WITH MY STICK...........WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK!?!
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HAHAHAHAAHAH
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Oh jeez
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M A T T H E W S
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>>64462229
Mate everyone here plays hockey. Everyone. Some get farther than others, but everyone played at one point. I personally know Taylor Hall, my friend went to school with P.K Subban, when I was in BC I had a drink with Shea Weber in a bar, etc. Welcome to Canada.
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>intent sport
>can't even win it

It's 2015 Canada. Let's ban hockey cause it's violent and is ultra prejudice against women cause it's almost 2016
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GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE USA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA CANADA CRYING THEIR FROZEN DUDE WEED TEARS
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>CANADIAN GOALTENDING
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Canacucks getting rekt. Can't handle all the freedom.
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whos ready for don cherry rant about defensemen tipping the puck #84726
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USA CRUSHIN IT
>USA CRUSHIN IT
USA CRUSHIN IT
>USA CRUSHIN IT
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>""""CAN""""ADA
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LETS TIP THE PUCK INTO OUR OWN NET

TWICE
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ahahahahaha
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>Can'tada
>McDon4ld
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CANAKEKS DESU SENPAI
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LMAO 2KMPH SHOT CAN NOT BE STOPPED
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Is this goalie finnish or something?
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USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA

CANKEKS BTFO
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>>64462345

well he's been right all 84726 times...
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>>64462333
yeah that was what I meant
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>>64462368
If he was you'd still be winning desu
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Haha hahhaahahaa get rekt Candice!
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Silenced the crowd hahahaha
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>w-we dont care about teenage hockey
>all that m-m-matters is the spengler
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Hahaha
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USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA Canada a shit. No prospects whatsoever.
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Anyone screencap the sad Canada fans?
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Congrats USA you've finally won a game. To bad its a meaningless round robin opener.
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>CANADIAN GOALTENDING
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>lgtss
>Canada

Ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
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OVERTIME

calling it now
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CANADA ON SUICIDE WATCH
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Take me now, lord.
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Not even mad. We need Blackwood back, Virtanen to grow up, and Hicketts to stay 3 meters from our net at all times.
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>>64462400
DAMAGE CONTROL
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How long till Trudeau bans Hockey for its violence and being too white?
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>>64462414
Pay denbts
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>losing warmup games
just means we get to meme you out of the tournament after the round robin's over murica
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0 eberles on this team
relegation is imminent
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>>64462400
I can taste the butthurt.
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>Because it's 2015
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Hahaaa get cucked, syrup suckers.
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>>64462432
>can't beat us in the first game
>with a 5 minute major
>w-we'll still beat you next t-time
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>>64462229
It is really weird you should find it surprising that someone born and raised in Canada played hockey growing up (even though it is in reality a rich kid sport and even though we all love it and think its our national sport(seriously, fucking lacrosse, really), not everyone can really afford it)

I didn't know him personally and mississauga is a big ass fucking city but it's possible he played in my organization (Lorne Park)
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>>64462430
Hopefully soon. It is the current year, after all.
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>ITS OUR GAME
>WARMUP GAME
>ROUND ROBIN
>MEANINGLESS GAME
>ITS OUR GAME
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marner should be cut
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>>64462432
>implying this shitty team is going to make the playoffs

Relying on crap like Marner and Dermott is the path to failure
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CANADACUKS SHOOTING AFTER THE WHISTLE CHIMPING THE FUCK OUT

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>Canada is the only team with a black player being Suban
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>>64462437
>tfw no air bud moment where eberle shows up with 2 minutes left to tie it up/win the game
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>>64462457
The Canadian pp will be better with practice. Its not like we need a national development team to compete
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>>64461526
LEAFS ON SUICIDE WATCH
YOUR COUNTRY IS RULED BY WEEDMAN
LAST CUP WHEN?
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There is now literally nothing that can prevent a USA-Canada Final.
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Canada why is your team so shit this year?
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>marner
>good

I fell for the meme
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>canacucks
>frogs
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>>64462484
your captain is a jew and your best player is mexican
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>canada in full damage control
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I like how when I TOLD WHO WILL win this game a canadian called USA's defense shit and ultimately it was USA's D who got this done.
>Canadian hokkeido knowledge
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Lmao :D
>babby's first razor
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LGTSS:
>Relying on Laffs prospects
LELMAO
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what the fuck are they giving to the mvps??? razor machines???
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>>64462476
They'll just play more Gauthier and Point and it will work out.
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I would join the shitposting so much but we will be relegated this year, so I will reamin in silence enjoying the based murrican anthem.
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>>64462430
What would happen, hypothetically to the average Canadian if your 2015PM banned hockey? I couldn't imagine Canucks without hockey. Except maybe Toronto being Toronto.
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I don't care about this tournament, but it's nice to see the faggot Canadians lose, all they do is shitpost and get butthurt as fuck all day long.
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>>64462511
you seem upset
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>>64462500

tfw you will never wife kiira korpi
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Get memed, Canacuks.
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>>64462511
>losing to a team captained by a Jew and whose best player is Mexican

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Enjoy that anthem bitches, FREEDOMMMMMM
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Who will play Matthews in the inevitable movie based on this historic defeat?
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>>64462531
A genuine revolution.
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USA's hockey record against Canada is laughably bad. Go fuck yourselves.
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Why does new world anthems sound like something bunch of rednecks came up with in their garage?
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>>64462502
hockey canada politics forcing players to be cut for reasons that have nothing to do with hockey
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>>64462515
you also said 3-2 so you were WRONG
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>>64462574
but u lost
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>>64462549
>implying those two own goals weren't paid for by the jews
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>>64462530
that just means you need to shitpost to hide your pain
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Good game Canada

What game is on next?
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>>64462458
I thought it was promoted through public programms however, that it 'd be easier for a kid to start hockey in Canada than in any other place in the world.
But what you say is reasonable.
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>this Canadian damage control
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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w-where is the US in the spengler? oh yea, you didnt even get invited
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>>64461526
>citing statistics after game is already lost
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>No team USA in the spengler

kek.
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>>64462600
no more teen hockey, a bunch of real games starting in like 4 hours
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>1993
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>>64462457
>Barely beat our backup
>W-we'll totally win again against your starter
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>>64462574
What matters is this moment.
No one gives a shit what you did 20 years ago when no one even knew this sport existed.
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>>64462600
Slovakia Belarus. Aka who cares.
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Why are Canadians always such terrible losers? Such fucking babies.
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>>64462574
>muh statistics
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>>64462587
I was wrong with the numbers by one goal but still the notion that USA defense is bad was hilarious.
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SCAAAARRR
CONACHER
>kekaterinburg
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>>64462638
just not used to it tbH
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>>64462635
>>64462625
Ah ok thanks
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So after day one the rankings are clear.

1. Sweden
2. USA
3. Canada
4. Switzerland
5. Finland
6. Belarus
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>>64462630
hi this is you right now

t. someone concerned with your blood pressure
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2 bad that those Usa jerseys are based on the >rags jerseys
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Beautiful dive by the American tender, classic.
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>>64462570
No, I'm Canadian. We'd suck it up and say it's for the good of the people. Don't be some /pol/tard and say Canada is really as good as the US. Because it's shit tier nowadays.
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WE WIN CANADA, WE SCORE MORE GOALS, USA WIN, USA BETTER THAN CANADA SO SEE YA NEXT TIME
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>>64462574
ur mad is showing m8
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Mitch Marner... more like Bitch Barner... lmao!
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>letting americans have a win

pretty nice desu
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>>64462638
If there was such a thing as international gridiron football and the American junior team lost a game, you'd be just as butthurt.
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>>64462673
When did Switzerland git gud I don't follow international hockey regularly
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>>64462680
>gets rekt
>"y-youre totally butthurt!"
My fucking sides
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>>64461804
the blue line is pretty much exactly in the same spot these days, they moved it for international rinks copying nhl
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>>64462623
>spengler

>anyone giving a shit about the spengler

LOL, enjoy the ad plastered jerseys against literally whos
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>>64462673
>Sweden
you can't even call what sweden plays hockey.
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Dieing of laughter
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>>64462673
You mean
1. USA
2. Finland
3. Sweden
4. Russia
5. Canada
6. Czech
7. Switzerland
8. Belarus
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>>64462673
Finland is pretty clearly no1.
Do you even have any healthy players after facing the physical powerhouse of Switzerland.
Also
>allowing team shitzkekland score 3 goals

top kekkonen

You are going to be killed against Finland, Canada and USA
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>>64462729

>this butthurt
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>USA didn't even medal last year
>Americans talking shit
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>>64462726
I'm sorry the USA just wont 4-2 I believe that your little country got BTFO

who takes a punch better your faggot prime minster or your hockey players?
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>>64462729
>boo hoo my country didnt get invited
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>>64462602
there are programs, for sure, and you're most likely right in that it's easier to start here than anywhere else, but you still got to pay to maintain it

Playing in A or above level kid hockey costs around 2,000~ dollars a year just to play on a team, again that for traveling costs and shit, and maybe around a 1000 for equipment depending on what you get and how quickly you outgrow shit.

Obviously the better and older you are, the more your skill will pay your way forward, but still man, a family putting their kid through hockey for 6 years ($30,000) can buy a nice car with that money
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>Canada gets destroyed
>spews damage control
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP LMFAO
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>>64462753
>m-muh past games
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>>64462759
>USA just wont
Truer words have never been spoken. See you in the medal round.
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>>64462759
top kek wanted this one I think?
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>>64462754
SPENGLER THREAD

Conacher & Roy just scored
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>>64462574

>THIS BUTTHURT
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>>64462781
destroyed?
calm down their little guy
destroyed is Finland beating USA 5-0 in sochi
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>>64462531

there isn't any way that >he could ban it. He's not king of the country.
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>>64462673
Nah.
1. USA
2. Sweden
3. Canada
4. Finland
5. Switzerland
6. Belaruse

Sweden falling below Canada if Willy-ander is out, which I really hope he isn't. Dirty inbred German Swiss.
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>>64462826
there***** Sochi****
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>>64462826
seems you are a little bit upset
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>>64462840
Only made the list to lure out Satan. Was a bit too easy.

It's not 100% serious
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Lol americans are seriously shit at hockey stick to commercialegg
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>>64462567

wilmer valderama, or the guy from slumdog.
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>>64462840
you clearly don't know anything abour current teams and are just going by "but in my last nhl video game" tier knowledge if you rank sweden above finland in this tournament
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>>64462864
Pretty basic stuff actually
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Canada can't take a beating for shit it seems.
You're acting like butt fucked bitches.
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>>64462883
That's alright swedebro. But still,
>letting yourself get baited by tripfags
Honestly I wish 4chan implemented forced anon site wide, would make boards like /sp/ and /a/ far more bearable even if there are more avatarfags (who would be banned under current global rules).
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>>64462697

More like uh... Bench Warmer :|
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>>64462883
>Only made the list to lure out Satan. Was a bit too easy.

Considering I was here the whole time, you could have just asked me if you had something to ask.

You're not too smart are you?
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>>64462892
W. Nylander and Timoshov alone makes Sweden better then Finland going into the WJC, and both had good games despite the apparent injury to the latter.
I like Laine and Puljujarvi, don't get me wrong, but they would barely beat Sweden if Nylander's case is only a scare and his quality doesn't drop from post-injury.
>>64462897
Except anyone reasonable would know that this years Team Canada is one of our weakest in past years especially if Dylan fucking Strome is Canada's best player. Him against both Tkachuk and Matthews? It was obvious they were gonna get smoked eventually.
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>>64462897
>Beating
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>>64462996
yeah but then again you're an autistic tripfag
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>>64462996
If you wanna catch the big fish you can't just jump into the lake
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>>64462930
Tripfags like me have done literally nothing wrong.
It's posters like the faggot you're replying to who post 150 pictures of nylander daily.
That's the cancer, not tripfags.
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>butthurtnada
>>
>they play one sport
>they suck at it
Why does this happen?
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>>64463023
yeah but the two players you named are our most promising 17 YEAR OLDS. no one is expecting either to carry the team
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>>64463061
>B8B8B8B8B8B8B8B8B8B8
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>>64463054
too bad nylander is dead now lmao
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>>64463061
SJW minister wants Hockey banned for being too white and violent
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>>64463085
>>
TOP 5 PLAYERS UNDER 20
1. Jack Eichel
2. Austin Matthews
3. Jesse Poopinjarvi
4. Noah Hanifin
5. Patrick Laine
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>>64463023
Nylander is already killed due to being a miserable little dickweed.
Timashov a guy who plays juniors as a European overager is good?
LMFAO

>Except anyone reasonable would know that this years Team Canada is one of our weakest in past years

I guess Canadians aren't reasonable. I kept telling you your team is shit but you just don't believe me.
And then when you get your shit kicked it's suddenly an excuse?
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>>64463104
DUDE
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>>64463085
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>Auston Mathews will soon be an Oiler

And there's nothing any of you Americans can do about it.
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>>64463119
Matthews is better than Eichel
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>>64463119
Switch poopjärvi and laine, make room for Juolevi.
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>>64463119

>eichel
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>>64463023
>canada is shit
>no it's just our team that is shit
ok thanks
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>>64463142
is not, not even sure he's better than Laine.
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>>64463140
This...this is going to happen isn't it?
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>>64463157
>finland

you realize your country is going to get rag dolled by russia right?
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>>64463054
>Tripfags like me have done literally nothing wrong.
Except you ruin the entire point of this ANONYMOUS Imageboard using a name associated with your posts you retarded fucking faggot.
Also you're shitty bait posts >>64463121 trying to group your autism onto a group of people is cancer. Now crawl back into your Somalian infested cuckhole and die.
>>64463064
Okay great, if they're back for next year maybe Finland will be better then Sweden. But roster wise they aren't but its the WJC and anything can likely happen.
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>>64463121
what do you classify as "getting shit kicked in.." watch the game
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>>64463184
Not a change.
Oilers are trending up while other teams genuinely suck.
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>>64463172
senpai, it's just fact

>It's no knock on Eichel, a great player in his own right. It's just that Matthews projects to be even better. One Eastern Conference talent evaluator didn't hesitate when asked this week if Matthews would have gone No. 2 in the 2015 draft behind McDavid.

>"I would have taken him ahead of Eichel, for sure," he said.'
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>>64463184
Of course it is. The Oilers will win the draft lottery again and America's prized boy will be heading to Canada.

>>64463210
>Trending up
>They're two points out of last with many injuries
>>
2015 redraft
1. McMeme
2. Strome
3. Eich
4. Hanifin
5. Beauvillier
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>>64463210
The Pacific is so bad that it messes things up. They could miss the playoffs by one point and still have top 8 lottery odds.
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>>64463198
>MUH FIGHT CLUB
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>>64463213
So still behind McGayKid.
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>>64463157
Oh please, Finland hasn't had a good player since Selanne and a GOAT player since Kurri. Get the fuck outta here with your garbage bait. But of course you're just going to keep being fucking retarded as >>64463280 indicates so don't expect any more (You)'s you absolute nigger,
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>>64463204
I did watch the game and you got outplayed.
Not trashed but it wasn't close.
The score could have been worse.
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>>64463296
meme power too strong
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>>64463213
this is absurd and it's no knock on Matthews.
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>>64463236
They're hanging in there and McGay will comeback soon.
They're going to be a meh team when the season is over.
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>>64462759

>tfw he woulda been able to do something if he didn't do the entire "pull pants up" routine every black guy does
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>>64463316
What is a good player?

Mikko Koivu one of the premier 2-way Centers in the league for a long time?

Kimmo Timonen a top pairing D for a long long time?

Pekka Rinne?

Tuukka Rask?

If we ignore every non generational player, then no country has produced a whole lot of players.
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>>64463296
hey kip
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>>64463521
>If we ignore every non generational player, then no country has produced a whole lot of players.
Let's go from post-1967 NHL.

Canada:
Wayne Gretzky
Mario Lemieux
Denis Potvin
Bobby Orr
Paul Coffey
Ray Borque
and countless others

USA:
Brett Hull
Phil Housley
Keith Tkachuk

Russia:
Alex Ovechkin
Pavel Datsyuk
Sergei Fedorov
Alexander Mogilny
Pavel Bure
Igor Larionov
Vladislav Tretiak
Sweden:
Mats Sundin
Nick Lindstrom
Peter Forsburg
Borje Salming

Czech Rep.:
Jaromir Jagr
Dominek Hasek

Slovakia:
Stan Mikita
Peter Statsny

Finland:
Jari Kurri
Teemu Selanne

So arguably Finland's historical record is on par with each side of Czechoslovakia.

Also,
>Mikko Koivu
>premier 2-way Center
>Timonen
>good
Rinne and Rask have been solid, but not generational to an extent. Maybe they could be? But as of now they aren't.
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>>64464074
I don't really feel like even answering to such a shit post but you forgot a 3 time Selke winner, a Vezina winner among other notisable Finns.
Kill yourself my man.
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>>64464694
Lmao. Go be buttflustered some where else you useless mongol. Finland will never ever hold a candle to the top nations. I hope you win something in this WJC, I dont want you to kill yourself before we witness the massacre when we eat you alive come world cup.
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Gaynada is lucky to make it to playoff rounds.
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>>64465280
Eh we have more WJC victories than Sweden and our future in infidently brighter than your muslim caliphates.
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