There wasn't a thread. Now there is.
only game I was bothered about was the mighty boro, and it got cancelled due to blackburns shite pitch
First for London's brave Watford.
Who /selectionbox/ here?
>Pooey van Turd
>tfw you can't enjoy this premier league despite it possibly being the best one yet because you support Aston Cunting Villa
>>64454849
>watford
>london
why are sunderlel literally throwing the game away
>mannone and graham
top kek
>>64454867
leftover pigs in blankets, la
COYS
>you now remember that forced Martin Tyler soundbite of Martial being "the next Henry"
>>64454900
was hoping to see penis
>>64454900
that's a hot trap
I would really REALLY like Aston Villa to get 3 points today lads.
>>64455012
I don't, the more teams actively trying to not be relegated, the harder it will be for Chelsea.
great banter
>>64454867
My wife's son got me a box of Toffifee.
ded fred
>>64455119
>wife's son
jesus christ how cuck are you?
>>64455155
>replying to that
how new are you
>inb4 pretends it's b8
Expecting a nine goal game in anything above and from the seventh tier. Give me a goalfest you Poms
>raheem
>>64454867
Yes la
>ten minutes gone
>everything 0-0
FUCKING DISGUSTING
ENOUGH WITH THE SLURPING ALREADY
literally what can stop swansea from getting top 4 this season?
>>64455368
>the city of (you)
any competent soccer saturday streams out there?
>pulisball
>>64455368
>you
>>64455373
Maybe if they hire van gaal next week?
>>64455394
I dunno lol
>>64455402
>implying van gaal leaving isnt going to be the best thing to happen to the league
if only pulis was going too
>>64455394
cricfree
City begin their stroll to the title
fucking hate Hendomong so much
Blunderland about to get dicked
>>64455394
thefeed2all la
test
Liverpool are shit lol
>West Memewich Memebion
McVitie's Victoria selection lads
>>64454848
Same mate. I'm just going to drown my sorrows in Stella and the rain
>>64455503
Mongderson?
Villa couldn't thread a pass through the Strait of Gibraltar.
Manxhester City premier league champions 2015/16
>>64455583
Anyone selling memes? Used all mine up over christmas.
too many darkies in this city side imo desu senpai
Sunderland are so shit that they can make City look good.
Liverpool's strategy seems to be shooting anytime they get near the box
I need to go for a shit
which means villa are about to score
(Ayew, desu)
So why was cuck unfiltered but the other words weren't.
>blunderlol
>>64455637
That's an improvement. Usually they fuck around too much and lose possession.
>>64455637
Thats just Coutinho's style
>Kevin the Brown
B L U N D E R L A N D
wait lamela is on the left this never happens
>>64455651
I thought the cuck filter was one of the best. Especially being filtered to kekoldry.
>Implying Blunderland won't still stay up
>Implying it won't be because of us going down
>>64455701
Nah, both Villa and Sunderland are going down.
>>64455701
fuck off tripfag
KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE
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ARRY KANE
>>64455690
Yeah it was over-used far more than the others 2bh
>>64455701
I can't imagine why it would be because of Villa going down. Its pretty much already confirmed that they are. Sunderland have a fighting chance with Big Sam at the helm, and the fact that they're Sunderland.
tottingham back in the CL lads
KANE
A
N
E
>>64455760
Both us and Sunderland usually stay up. Wouldn't surprised me if Sunderland finished 17th this year.
Dele Ali is literally the white Messi
Why does Sky employ the most inarticulate ex-players to describe what is happening on a screen in front of them?
>wake up
>check phone
>manure lose again
Everything is as it should be
Im a member of the Palace Ultra AMA
>>64455780
Regardless of whether you usually stay up, nothing can save you this season. You'll probably go down as bottom club unless someone does miraculously worse,
Sunderland probably will finish 17th though.
How fucking good is Dele Ali
>Emile Heskey is still a professional football player
How?
LIVERPOOL STRONG.
dat dele alli do
nicee. england have a genuinely good player there
>>64455819
>nothing can save you this season
No shit. I never implied otherwise. My point was that we're usually good enough to scrape up and the season when Sunderland finish 17th will probably be the season we finally fail to stay up.
I know City are good, but Blunderland are fucking pathetic desu
>it's a Chelsea win episode
>Diego Costa goal
I thought they only existed in legends.
>>64455852
Allardyce will still keep them up somehow
>>64455858
we're back baby
>>64455858
Haven't seen one of them in a while
eriksen has become the weakest part of our midfield 2bh
he doesn't do anything these days
One of the traitorous rats just scored for Chelsea
Is the Leicester meme finally over?
>not one championship goal
>not one away goal in the pl
Who /FootballLeague/ here?
>>64455909
only if they drop out of the top 4
>>64455913
Next season I will be
>>64455925
Chelsea?
>>64455913
Were postponed lad
Fucking rugby league towns in charge of football pitches
>>64455961
villa
>>64455961
Nah, Liverpool
>>64455912
Massive just scored
>>64455886
We're only 5 points away from safety as yet and we have Villa next week. That being said of course if we lose to Villa it looks completely different.
Wednesday are going up aren't they
Lady Brady @karren_brady 10m10 minutes ago
At Aston villa...never seen a home team get SO excited about winning a corner before!!
>>64455977
Gutted, Boxing Day postponements are the worst
>>64455983
My condolences
>>64455989
And again
>>64456012
Jewis bitch
>>64456012
I'd love to suck on Karren Brady's tits and give her a creampie 2bh
>tfw still no manager
>tfw transfer embargo for january
WOKING
>>64456012
Would ravage her desu
>>64456039
She's irish
>guuyes
Do footballers like playing on Boxing Day?
DEENEY
DEENEEEEEEEEEEEEY
WOKING
O
K
I
N
G
>Lelsea
Kill me
>mfw I found out Real Madrid won 10-2 last week
>lel liga
>>64456088
for 30k a week id play everyday m8
> matic
BASED HARRY KANE
what a finish
it literally wasn't mouyes fault
>>64456088
Most footballers don't like playing football full stop.
KANE
KANE?
>>64456115
I'd happily play for minimum wage tbf
>>64456140
KANE.
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
KANE IS JUST A MEME THEY SAID
>>64456127
Nah, he had his faults. With the league gone and everyone knowing how shit Chelsea are though I don't expect things to get THAT better.
>walking in the Ayr
Haha
Kane + Vardy > Rooney
>>64456153
would play for zero hours contract
Kane and Vardy up front in the summer lads
>>64456153
you wouldn't once you saw what your teammates can afford to do
someone post about harry kane being a one season wonder again please
Is Kane good?
>delayed Kane spam
>>64456160
>leave norwich to me
watching dembele play is the closest i will get to orgasming watching football
>>64456196
It's Norwich mate
>>64456193
>>64456196
>Scores against Norwich
Wow, impressive.
BEST HAM
oh fuck off west ham
>>64456211
pls come back to fulham dembele
>>64456227
norwich are alright, they beat the mighty manchester united last week
CRESSWELL
BEST LEFT IN THE PREMIERSHIP
>watching Leicester Liverpool with my three year old niece
>ask her if she likes soccer
>she says "that's not soccer. That's football"
Okay.jpg
>>64456229
Yeah, Man United should sign him
EnglandĀ“s best LB strikes, are you watching woy?
>>64456244
You can't have two moussa demele's at the same club, would get confusing af.
>>64456261
Haha based.
Spurs are literally the GOATs desu
KAMARA BEAST MODE STATUS:
ACTIVATED
>Liverpool strong
>Watford showing strength
>guuyes
>guuyes
>>64456261
her dad has her well trained
>>64456227
>>64456207
12 goals in his last 12 games though isn't it? can't deny the lad's got a shit hot scoring record
>>64456189
Rather play for my childhood club and drive a Corsa and live in a shitty little flat than earn stupid money playing for a big club.
>>64456244
>probably the best midfielder right now at a club chasing top 4 in the pl
>pls come to us in the championship
kek
I'd rather we just go down now.
>>64456261
cucked
>>64456184
Kane + Vardy > Rooney X10
>>64456261
sounds like a top lad tbqh
>>64456261
does she get on well with your wife's son?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35139930
have Watford really scored?
>>64456316
Are you that famous trip!!!!!????!!!!
>>64455231
>ask for a nine goal game
>seven goals at Harrow Borough already
thanks jesus
i'd cum in karen brady, bet she's a little slut
>>64456316
This feel.
>>64456330
DEENEEEYYYY
>>64456316
You already have, but I do get your point the rest of the season is really pointless for villa.
>>64456347
Sunderland actually have a chance of staying up though.
>>64456330
yeah bbc is farting hard right now
>>64456345
ask Geoff Horsfield
>>64456330
I saw it happen, does it mean it really happened?
>be villa fan
>hate existence
>repeat
SSN videprinter hacked by lizard squad
>>64456316
>we
>>64456316
fuck off tripfag
>>64456279
maccabi tel aviv have two tal ben haims
>>64456345
she looks like an aging drag queen m8
>>64456286
It came out horizontal
Kill me lads
>>64456330
I think the people in charge of BBC website are hungover today. Apparently it's 23 minutes into Spurs vs Norwich and is 0-0
my wife's son wants to play on the PS4 I bought him for Christmas but I'm using the telly for football
What do?
Can Villa beat Derby's record?
They only need 4 points to match them but can you realistically see them getting that many?
So when will Van Lel be receiving his P45?
>>64456355
They have as much chance of staying up as United have of winning the league.
>>64456367
kek really?
>>64456316
>we
What part of Villa are you from?
>>64456391
stop being a cuck
>>64456378
>(4160x2340)
>>64456391
>wife's son
Damn, you got cucked son.
>>64456391
Buy him a telly for his room.
>>64456394
>They only need 4 points to match them but can you realistically see them getting that many?
Easily. We'll probably luck a win from somewhere and get a few draws but I could see us getting about 16/17.
>>64456391
Chokeslam him threw the kitchen table
>>64456388
And there was this earlier.
>>64456378
>try to turn my phone to see the image the right way up
>phone screen rotates
Hmmm
>>64456426
That's good man, gotta be optimistic.
lads, what's the actual point in living anymore?
Villa are just going to keep disappointing
Did the Soccer Saturday Videprinter really get hacked or is anon joking?
>>64456432
Someone's getting sacked for alcoholism rbh
>>64456391
What's his name?
what
>>64456452
Yeah but they'll win more games in a lower league so you can start celebrating again next year.
>>64456426
What happened to Villa this season?
>>64456465
Oddly enough it was like that for a couple of minutes, then changed to 1-0 Stoke, then back to 0-1. I figure it was bants by the guy doing the scores.
sky score centre app also buggered
Football media having a bad day
>>64456488
I don't even think they will
league 1 beckons
>>64456501
Lescott is captain.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live-scores
click the videprinter tab
someone at the beeb is still drunk from yesterday
>>64456488
>implying they won't do a portsmouth
>>64456472
Chinwe
>>64456501
Tim Sherwood
>>64456454
I think the people operating it are just hungover
>>64456443
Turn that stupid feature off, idiot.
>>64456452
i remember the season spurs were fighting relegation for most of the season, in the ramos/redknapp season
those were dark times. feel for you villabros you used to be our europe rivals with everton. sick of these newfangled memeteams like leicester and southampton and palace
>Mikel is still at Chelsea
>>64455701
don't forget you're only in this mess because you didn't give mcleish enough time.
the fans never even gave him a chance and forced him out just because he used to manage birmingham. petty to the extreme.
>>64456510
If it's any consolation I've been an Oxford United fan since the 80's and I'm still alive.
t-there will be more goals in the second half right
>english videprinters
at least FlashScore is on point
>>64456501
just a continuation of what's happened the last 5 seasons really
they're simply shit
Doing duolingo so I can move to spain and forget I'm from birmingham desu
who will get the assist on fpl for the first >kane goal?
>>64456501
>sell benteke
>spend money on literally whos
>>64456587
Kane
Hutton is a awful RB
>people unironically called Harry Kane a one season wonder
>>64456579
I'm moving to spain too lad, where you going?
>>64456579
did that for a while, got about halfway through then gave up for a few months and now all my bars are at zero
cba starting again ;_; no tengo motivaciĆ³n
>>64456630
I'd have sex with her if you understand what I mean
Come on Villa <3
>>64456630
I dunno, maybe somewhere coastal. This is just a hair brained idea I've started having but it's gotta be better than here
>tfw your local games will never have a videprinter
it could work if all the refs had an electronic device which updates scores/cards to a single website, would be cool as shit
>>64456660
Hmmm
>64th minute of the first half at city
>the caliphate of Opta
Van Gaal will be sacked on Monday morning. Stick a tenner on it.
>>64456630
I feel movement in my pants.
>>64456660
R A R E
A
R
E
>>64456673
American on vacation.
>>64456634
It'll be a lot easier get it all back up. You still have all those words stored in your head, just got to remember how to use them.
>>64456676
Thanks Mr Giggs.
>traore not on
this is why we aren't scoring any goals
>>64456445
That's not optimism, it's realism. Anybody who thinks we'll finish on 11 points or less is deluded.
>>64456501
Lots of things. Sherwood completely messed up and destroyed the players confidence (and they're pretty mentally weak as it is), sold Benteke and didn't adequately replace, continuation of previous seasons. The whole club is rotten and this has been coming for years - I'm actually almost glad we're going down.
>>64456590
me mum walked in and saw this lel, she's a bro though
>>64456707
92nd minute it'll be a game changer lol
>>64456692
Oh. Neat.
why is epl so boring now?
>>64456634
I'm putting zero effort in studying jap, I can't wait to be able to upload stuff directly to the brain.
>>64456655
I don't, please explain in dutch. Ta.
>>64456667
Going to Barcalona personally, cool city and there are a few jobs for english speakers.
fuuuu eriksen is so disappointing these days
>>64456716
The whole club is rotten at every level - not just the players. I take no pleasure in saying that.
>>64456730
this season is fucking great, what are you talking about?
>>64456746
>Ta.
lazy northerners
say tack or dont say anything at all
dont half ass it
>>64456716
really liking your optimism man, gotta have it in times like this. you're so brave
>>64456487
big black cock's website is running incredibly slow today