Stoke vs Man Utd match thread 2
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2-0
Bojan, Arnautovic
LVG getting sacked edition
first for Bojan
>de gay
>de gay
>>64452594
>Astronaut
>ever not being a meme
uwot?
>you're fucking shit
>>64452631
POONITED
STOKELONA IN FOR 3-0
youre fucking shit
feels good man, real good
SOMENTE
>poolaini
MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES INMOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES INMOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES INMOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES INMOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES INMOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN MOYES IN
MINCE PIE
MINCE PIE
MINCE PIE
LOVE IT
>You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit You're fucking shit
ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC ARGOATOVIC
Yes lads Christmas is coming LATE
>>64451942
>>64451942
>>64451942
>>64451942
>YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT OHHHH YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT, YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT OHHH YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
I really hoped it would work out with u Aloisius.
>LVG will finally fuck off
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
dubs and Manure lose 6-0
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>64452631
>you will never be ellie's new christmas slippers.
dubs and stoke win 7-1
1st for BLOOTER
>>64452687
Enjoy your pennies.
shit thread
>tfw ABU
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
SAAAAAAACKED IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING
>>64452687
SO DID YOUR MOTHER M80
mouyes when?
SACKED IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING
>>64452698
>mad arselel fag
>>64452694
Januzaj, Mata and Depay are all dead then tbqhwy
webums please
So is Van Laal sacked now?
>Rooney comes out and says he's going to start scoring goals to save the managers job
>manager drops him
UNITED REFBALL IMMINENT
SCUDAMORE CAN'T RISK THEM MISSING TOP 4 £££
https://streamable.com/vp9i
>>64452711
Well you're here, so it's a forgone conclusion.
>>64452719
half time
>>64452694
what a cutie
>shat in the mouth by a bird man
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRY
Even with all teams crumbling Arsenal will still choke the league.
>tfw ABU & ABL
>tfw put my life savings on u4.5
sweating right now, didn't know United were so shit
>master tactician
>van laal
så jävla kasst haha :D
This fucking season
>sell everyone and replace them with Literally Who
>surprised when Man United start losing
I WANT TO GET OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE
I've literally never seen a worse footballer than Memphis Depay
>>64452747
>didn't know United were so shit
m8...
looking forward to some bus parking desu
Marseialle looks like an always tired toad
>poonited """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''dribbling"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>chelsea, liverpool and utd finishing outside top 4 in the same season
fucking glorious lads
Shaq has the body of a cartoon character
hahahhahah bobby Charlton's look
Rev up those "sacked in the morning" chants
>>64452451
>eplel defending
>Use to include your team to win on betting sheet each week
>Now having to put both teams to score each week and still not confident
4chan servers fucking up
Feel bad for Bobby desu
He just discovered santa is not real
>>64452745
This
>the town of Stoke will never be nuked
Where's Chicharito?
>>64452745
But Arsenal aren't first, so they can't choke if they're not going to come close to winning it. Lester can choke it.
>DE PAAAAAAAY
>>64452704
He's not even the shortest player for the Swiss NT.
schneiderlin was probably top 5 player in the prem last season
>/r/reddevils match thread
>"we're not actually playing that bad to be fair"
>multiple posts of this type
WHAT PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE ON!?
Am I gonna make it lads?
LINK PLS
>tfw Stoke is the English barcelona
They just need to sign the welsh Xavi and memes galore await
BUT IT WORKS ON PAPER
>Faking an injury whilst 2-0 up after 30 minutes to waste time
Wew!
Arnautovic goal
https://streamable.com/k3mh
Herrera Schneiderlin Mata is the best midfield 3
Why cant LVG realise this
this Manchester United side would not deserve a CL spot if they got one
>>64452773
Can't handle the banter.
IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE
IT'S TOO LATE
EEEH
EEEEH
EH
>Van Laal's face
[worry]
>tfw ABU
its been a great year lads
>>64452799
they didn't deserve one last year
>>64452763
Ayy
>>64452799
They didnt deserve one last year lid
>>64452784
>swisslets
Get rid of Van Gaal, but get rid of Giggs too. Fucker seems completely useless.
I can't take this anymore
We are not the Manchester United we used to be.
ARGOATOVIC
>bobby charlton
*tips fedora
>>64452801
le wood man
kek
What a lovely start to a Saturday lads
>>64452773
this
the gook is about to crash this site with no survivors
>>64452694
And the next manager won't do shit either. LOL
>lost 1 out of 15 with schneiderlin
>will lose 6 out of 12 without him
>drop him for fellaini and carrick
>>64452790
>loose-fitting meme pyjama bottoms
>not wearing a pair of gripping plain long johns
baka
martial the flop flopping around
cringe
Truegeordie must be furiously masturbating while watching this
When you fuck up United and she keeps suckin'.
>>64452789
They are the new Liverpool fans
book him
g-guys this is Manchester United we're talking about here
it's going to end up 2-2.... right?
>>64452753
Worst overall football quality as far as I can remember
Fun watching tho
cool dive marshyall
Serbs annihilate man utd. May they finally sack the Gall
>kek
nice dive from the best young player in europe
>>64452802
hello reddit!
>that's just embarassing
Stoke fans are on top form
why is Stoke such a difficult away game?
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
If United fail to qualify for the CL do they lose all the sponsorship money ?
Yfw LVG kept on, spends another £250m and bankrupts the club
>>64452783
Van Persie may have left, but his spirit still persists, except AGAINST Manure
>>64452817
hope all the games follow suit
>>64452816
B R U T A L
R
U
T
A
L
>>64452783
>manure '''''''''''''defending'''''''''''''
>>64452829
fergie isn't here m8
once we're 2-0 down we've lost. no way we're scoring more than 1
>memetial
>>64452829
more like 4-0
>>64452790
Buy tits and trap. Your only hope
so close arnie~
Reminder that Bojan > ThePie
>>64452816
I fucking hate paddypower shit like that
Martial with that i dindu nuffin face always gets me
stupid fucking meme why didnt he score
>tfw used to this shit.
>Stoke in charge of giving the word 'embarrassing' it's full three syllables
Butland >>>> Hart
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING DEFENDING?
>>64452812
>that flag
>we
Lad.
>Van Laaaaaaaaaaaaaal
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>ARNAUTOVIC
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AWFUL
YOU HAD SO MUCH TIME
NEARLY 3-0 AHAHAHAHAHAH
>darmian letting astronautovic onside
>>64452790
nice wide hips faggot
>arnautovic
>>64452799
What the fuck are you talking about "deserve"?
So you are saying United are shit, but if a team finishes below them they are more "deserving"?
Please read a book.
arnoutovic has no pace
>>64452849
tripfag getting btfo
Are they booing Martial because he's black? Bad form desu
>MEMENAUTOVIC
Daily reminder that you-know-who could've still had Pogba, Evra, Vidić, Nani, Rafael, Kagawa, Januzaj, Chichartito and Van Persie instead of being stuck with Memepiss and Fellatio.
>arnautoshit
>astronautovic
>>64452836
Fuck you Texas
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>64452813
So they didn't think all those men in red striped shirts would try and get a rebound and kick it into the net?
>dat causual run through the middle of that "defense"
>have fellaini, martial, depay and rooney in your team
>scratch your head wondering why you are shit
reminder that he sent 250 million
>>64452781
t. Arselel fag
>United's attack
They just stand in the box and no one fucking moves
That miss will cost Stoke this game, book it.
>>64452860
le forced Irish humour which is just OTT
>AIMED AT FELLANI
Story of Utd lmao
>>64452886
>>64452887
holy shit how far behind are your shitty streams
If this was old Utd everyone would be expecting them to still win
>>64452888
I like this bants
>>64452885
>all those players besides pogba
>Failaini
>he couldn't make it 3-0
Disgusting. Well, it's over. United will be ref balled to a 3-2 win.
>>64452844
I bet they'll have some time before most of the bandwagonners fall off.
>>64452885
>van persie
>>64452810
Try visiting a house in Appenzell. You end up hitting your head on all the doorways.
>>64452803
Golden ABU age started with moyes
Here's to a new year as good as this one
Question to ManU fans out there :
Has Martial been any good since the initial shitstorm ? Because he was only ok in Ligue 1 and Deschamps wants to put him in the starting lineup for the euro wich scares me when i see him score 1 goal per month.
>>64452879
An MLS team would've gone further with the slot
got some nice lemon vodka to sip on desu lads
The Hall
>>64452914
>implying
>Stoke fans are so racist they boo Memepiss thinking he's Martial
>2 shots on target
>2 goals
based
Hi, don't mind me, I just came here to
>van goyes
>>64452885
Pogba and Evra are the only two good players there
>>64452631
>its a fellaini plays up front episode
>ABUs face when we win 2-3
>>64452879
Mad as fuck Yanited fan detected
Fergie's gone mate, maybe you should move on too if you'd like to continue glory hunting
Cuckold
>>64452916
you're right, just look at Liverpool
>>64452898
I literally said they have no chance of winning it, how is that me being an Arsefag?
>>64452910
>mfw it'll never be old Utd again
Get Mourinho in for the second half
>russian commentator mentions internet memes
>>64452921
Hes had one good month and been dire after that, although kinda through no fault of his own with the Rooney thing
>>64452916
They are at the longest point in their history without winning a trophy in like 30 years
>>64452927
inbreds the lot of them
HOW ARE WE LOSING TO STERK
>>64452929
C L I N I C A L
L
I
N
I
C L I N I C A L
A
L
>>64452921
had a little dip, but still looked like uniteds most dangerous player. starting scoring again recently
the problem is LVG loves sticking him out wide and hugging the touchline. it's fucking insane.
>still passing around the back and sidewards
>not ignoring the managers shit tactics and going all out to win
Team of fucking cucks. Not an ounce of creativity or determination between the lot. Win, Draw or Lose they still get paid the same.
>>64452921
hes literally the only good thing about out team
>stoke beating Manure
>Lester beating livershit
>watford beating chelshit
>Villa and sunderland getting BTFO
>>64452934
>it's a united crash and burn after fergie episode
>that cross
we're halfway the season and they're still as shit as they were in the beginning. Someone should really take the boys and practice on them
>manure in charge of hiring managers
>>64452943
Which one?
>Van Gay
glad Mourinho is finally going to get his dream job
shocking they picked Moyes over him
Merry Christmas, Jose
>>64452935
>utd scoring
That's not part of LVG's philosophee
>>64452921
Van Laals rigidity has ruined him and I'm not sure he's ever going to recover.
>>64452838
Wind.
Also no internet anywhere, and united players get frustrated if they can't do their social media stuff
>>64452943
Internet memes are mainstream though.
hoof it fellaini lads it's gonna work i sware
>>64452943
What memes?
>>64452950
>2 players running into the box
what is this sorcery
>>64452959
fuck you I'm sitting in the sofa with me mom only in my shorts
Post yfw Manchester United will be the new Liverpoop
>>64452963
What part of Manchester are you from
>>64452921
Quality ball control, messi tier dribbling.
Finishing is 50/50.
He's a great up and coming talent. Looks brilliant some games, has great spells of flair, but he's playing alone almost every game.
Any other Lester fans here???
>>64452921
van laal was playing him on the wing and when he's up top there's zero service to him
>>64452963
>my
>we're
>im out
>player goes down for no reason
>fans boo because other team doesn't put the ball out
I hate when this happens
>>64452949
Which is funny, because Stoke apparently have one of the worst conversion rates in the league.
>Stoke fans booing when they won't put the ball out
Learn the rules you retards
>>64452963
!!!!!!@@@@
>>64452937
So you're a low IQ moron who has no real reply. Dunno why I even bothered.
nice fair play united
>>64452959
19 days into no fap and see this..
>>64452943
so you are soviet
>memepass
good sportsmanship for martial to put the ball out like that
top lad
>>64452974
they've already established that losing mentality
>>64452974
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>stoke play murderball
>...
>united carry on while stoke player acts
>a bloo bloo
>>64452959
>stealing my waifu
>>64452959
first wank of boxing day coming up
thanks m8
Why isn't Charlie Adams playing
>>64452914
>manchester united scoring 3 goals
kek has that even happened this season?
once again stuck in that tricky position of not knowing if I want the filthy orcs to smash manure or for them to lose in a humiliating way.
hate stoke more but man u's failure amuses me
>>64452921
truth is, we will never know
as it stands, Fellaini is the only MU's centre-forward and Martial has become a triple-pivot box-to-box trequartista with multiple defensive duties
because "muh zoophilia"
>>64452959
>those eyes
I want alex to suck my soul out through my cock
>>64452976
Burnage senpai
>>64452986
I like how Stoke kicked it out when Blind got hit in the face.
>United could have this team for the price of Martial
Lol
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>>64452970
Dunno. I don't speak russian. I just recognized him saying "internet meme" and then describing it in some way while laughing under his nose.
>>64452987
s-sorry
>>64453000
He's busy roleplaying as the grinch
Depay is fucking shit, no pace and is not even that good as a dribbler
Why is he rated so highly
>>64452999
are you genuinely going to wank to a 20 second webm?
Do Stoke have literally the worst fans in the prem?
Subhuman orcs desu
>>64452963
>my
>we're
>im out
>>64452978
born and bred la
Not even CR7 himself could save this godawful squad
ty based Fergie for leaving the shittiest squad in history to your successor
>>64452974
They bee much worse
>spending obscene amounts of money and having the ultimate meme managers all the time plus shitloads of delusion
Compared to
>more or less just delusion
>>64453001
Everton 0-3 Man utd
>manpooshited
>>64453012
Why lie?
>>64452974
Fucking glorious
>>64452985
You're a mad cuckold
>>64453020
are you new or something? i can fap to a 120x120 pic.
Going to starbucks at half. Do you want anything?
>>64453020
gonna do it ironically tbH
>>64453025
His successors have spent over £300m in 2 years, blame them
>>64453032
>>64452564
Just imagine that squad
----------------Begovic/Handanovic-----------------
Subotic ------- Ivanovic -------- Vidic ----- Nastasic
---------------Modric ------------ Xhaka ------------------
Shaqiri -------------Dzeko ---------------Rakitic----------
-----------------------Mandjukic -----------------------------
And they will have used to have Zlatan Ibrahimovic as well.
>it's a windy day stoke episode
>>64452978
Bandwagoner here.
so many butthurt united fans ITT right now
it's beautiful
>>64452974
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fellaini isn't a bad player by any means but isn't a striker's arsehole
Get him deeper
>>64453026
>spending obscene amounts of money and having the ultimate meme managers all the time plus shitloads of delusion
That's exactly what Liverpool have done you retard
>>64453035
At least 3 goals from United
>>64453035
A gay coffee
stream link please
>>64453035
don't even know their menu
>>64452963
>Manu
>beautiful
>ever
FFS VAN GAAL DEAD FFS I LOVED UTD BEING AVERAGE
>>64452974
What is the new dominant English team now?
>>64453035
get me one of those cute girlfriends that make life bearable
>>64453035
a gf
>>64452978
Yeah i was a southampton fan last year but this year i chose leicester. My second team is crystal palace
>mfw united come back
>>64453026
>more or less just delusion
yeah but it's a very special brand of delusion
>goodness me they need some Peping
>Pepeing
MEMES.
>>64453007
>burnage
plastic cunt. you should be supporting stockport county.
>>64453025
United under LVG have spent enough money to build two title winning squads, they just bought overpriced shit.
weird, is that fellaini getting away without a red card again
>>64453019
because the dutch league is shit
Tjaronn Chery scored 15 goals last season and now he sits on the bench for QPR
Can you sack a coach during half-time?
>>64453041
It would be just a meme teme like Belgium.
>they need some peping
>>64453058
Leicester, Watford, Stoke
>people now are realizing that ManU is worse than Chelsea
even if United win, I'd still want LVG sacked
I honestly can't remember the last time they won
I'm in shock right now
>fellaini
wtf was that?
>>64453017
CUTE
U
T
E
>>64453058
us foxes
>>64453035
I would like my innocence back, please
anyone else looking forward to seeing all those yernited bandwagoner kids around the country replacing their shirts with leicester shirts?
>>64453039
300m is nothing for a big team these days, just look at the money real paid for Bale or barca paid for neymar/suarez
FUCK OFF FELLAINI YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT!
>>64452978
From October here
>>64453063
>Siri will never smother you close to death with her tits and/or ass
>cheating Felliani
WHAT A SURPRISE.
Depay turned from great attacking player, sprinting at defenders, dribbling through players...
To running wide, and whipping in a cross.
Has to be LVG who is fucking up alot of player confidence. That and the mundane tactics players have to conform to every game.
>>64453045
Wow really? In an mufc match thread? Wtf!!!!!
>>64453054
Its coffee you tea drinking dick sucking nigger licking faggot
what will LVG say to his players at half time lads considering his job is on the line
>>64453085
the fuck is on his head
>>64453063
saggy tits are shit-tier
>>64453071
>teme
Ok, I need to slow down.
how could anyone unironically be worse than moyes?
>>64453084
>300m is nothing for a big team these days
kek, United spent the most in Europe since Fergie left.
It's more than enough to be beating some of the shit in the PL
>>64453059
Wish i could
>>64453041
>Shaqiri
>Xhaka
They wouldn't want to play for Yugoslavia m8
But that team would have a shot a winning the Euro Tbh
>>64453035
gf pls
>>64453063
I love Siri
>>64453096
keep on going ladsh, I hate this fucking job
>>64453096
WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING 100% ON THE FILOS-SOPHIE???!?!?!?!
>>64453076
watford away I think
>4 wins in 16
>people still defend LVG
>>64453096
he will say he's only human, than drop his pants to show it
the team has let van laal down desu, just like chelsea players did with mouyes
>>64453035
do they sell air freshener?
my farts are lethal atm
time for utd to finally let neymar join us
>>64453084
But Neymar and Suarez are good.
>>64453065
It's pep-ay
>>64453085
looks like Kylo Ren tbqh
>>64453094
rude anon-chan
>>64453095
haha
>Herrera
ONLY PLAYER CHASING DOWN THE BALL AND APPLYING PRESSURE.
Every other fucking player is stuck to their position like glue. This is horrible to watch.
Van Gaal looks like hes going to cry
>>64453041
>these fullbacks
>rakitic winger
>dzeko playmaker
>shaqiri
6/10
>>64453096
'dont you sink you hef two apolleshise two me?'
Have Manure fans accepted yet that David Moyes was a better manager for you than LVG?
>>64453122
glad someone enjoyed it. Stay tuned for me
>>64452978
started bandwagoning them in their championship winning year. stopped about 2 months into last season when they kept losing. started again when the great escape commenced.
i know i am i know i am i'm lehchester till i die.
>>64453096
"You've been playing very well, don't really understand why we're losing... rooney to the rescue pls"
>>64453096
Nothing. He will sit mumbling in the corner and Giggs will try to encourage the players.
>>64453096
he literally doesn't care, he wants that payoff money
>tfw United could be playing this team if LVG wasn't so trigger happy
>>64453125
He knows he's gonna get sacked.
>>64453116
fair enough. the transfer were pretty retarded, i agree
>>64453096
PLEASE SAVE MEEEEEEEEE
>>64453058
Leicester
Arsenal
Spurs
Man City
There's no fight in this team. Remember the old United who always had a strong British core, because they had heart and actually cared. All I see here is a bunch of black people and foreign mercenarys. Where's the spirit in this team? Disgusting desu, can't wait for that dinosaur to fuck off.
>>64453110
>>people still defend LVG
LVG a shit, but the players aren't getting enough blame
16 years ago lvg won something with an incredible real madrid team
therefore he is currently good
>>64453035
cornetto
>>64453123
That is why LVG doesn't like him
>>64453096
Shtick to ze filoshofie
>>64453129
And there is Hazard as an extra but don't know what his bio is because of name.
>>64453147
>Spurs
lel
>>64453131
It's undeniable now. Van Gaal has had every advantage Moyes didn't have and has somehow done worse.
>>64453066
I used to, had to stop going to games though - got bullied out for having teeth.
>>64453058
We, foxes, are already dominating the best league in the world so take a hint pham
>>64453148
They look more like New Castle every year.
pretty obvious that united need to strengthen their defence
jones and smalling are championship level players and blind is an central midfielder
Wollscheid?
More like Wellshite, amiright?
Pmsl
>>64453035
skinny mocha with an extra shot, pls
>BLIND
utd always talking about injuries
if mata is out he's the saviour they need, if rooney is out he's the one that would be saving them from being shit etc etc etc.
9/10 players that are bought from the Eredivisie flop in the PL.
>>64453163
why are you posting this?
>when Schnei and Schwei signed in the summer and Cavani was rumoured, there was legitimate hope that United could win the league
>now United can't win a game and LVG is about to get sacked
where did it go so wrong?
>>64453139
Half of those players are injured...
>all of a sudden
THERE IS NO TIME UNIT OF A SUDDEN. THIS IS GRAMMATICALLY STUPID. REEEEEEEE.
how different would Utd's season have been so far if they still had Chicharito
>>64453155
sensational banter
>mfw van lal will leave sooner the bench and wont comeback for the 2nd half
>>64453148
Herrera, Martial, Schneiderlin, Smalling and De Gea should stay.
The rest can go.
>>64453152
at the end of the day, the manager has to take responsibility. if he can't keep the players in check (the players that he bought) then he's not doing a good job
it was his idea to trim the squad drastically so he can't blame injuries either
why are dutch managers so based?
top blindkek
ok half-time.
post cute ABU girls laughing at their misfortune.
>w-wayne pls save me
>>64453171
literally blind
>blind
LOL
slippy blind
>>64453163
>>64453085
i get it
this isn't in the uk is it? but he's still wearing united tracksuit?
>>64453170
>skinny mocha
Jesus what a faggot
>this commentator going on and on about not starting Rooney
It's no fucking mystery. He's been absolutely dogshit this season.
>>64453155
madman
Watch him take Herrera off for Rooney and leave Fellaini on
>>64452959
saved for /n/
>Blind
HAHAHAHAHA
>>64453123
Poor guy seems to be the only one that cares.
>>64453147
>spurs
B L I N D
L
I
N
D
>seat of their pants
>>64453173
suarez alone compensates for at least 15 flops
>>64453178
>autism
>Danny Blind
>actually blind
>slippy b
>>64453178
HERE LAD
I GRANT YOU ALL OF MY SUDDENS
MOYES DID NOTHING WRONG
>Manshitster Poonited
no class and now no skillful players either
dropping harder than a plane from the sky
>>64452681
Don't they mean two? Rodgers was sacked this season too.
>>64453172
Arsenal are way worse than United. They're missing their best player, Sanchez, their best DM, Coq, and quality like Wilshere (who always plays better for England for some reason) are out.
what will the United plastics say now?
>>64453202
Can't wait for the cycling season to start
>post yfw Van Gaal is sacked during halftime
>>64453178
Fuck off retard.
BREAKING NEWS: LVG HAS BEEN SACKED AT HALF TIME TO BE REPLACED BY JOSE MOURINHO IN THE SECOND
>Blind crossing
like his name
Remember when United had that great run late last season
Thrashing Liverpool and City, dominating Chelsea
what changed ??
>tfw aunt gave me two movie passes for xmas
>tfw no gf
>>64453139
have you forgotten that kagawa and di maria were shit for utd too?
>>64453180
He would've been dropped for not rigidly sticking to his allocated position in Van Laal's supersystem.
>>64453066
m8 Burnage is Citeh central (as is Stockport)
Imagine how smug Moyes must be looking right now
>>64452978
yes, real one here
RPPNEY
P
P
N
E
Y
>>64453228
>Mouyes loses 5-0
>>64452944
>>64452951
>>64452953
>>64452965
>>64452977
>>64452979
>>64453005
Ok thanks. He'll probably end up being a sub, i doubt he will take giroud's place as the main striker.
WILL ROONEY PLAY IN 2ND HALF?
>>64453230
it was entertaining and attacking. goes against the philosophy
>>64453226
Top reply, lad. Here is your (You) you crave so much :3
>>64453222
shoulda played X shit player because they "always win" when he plays
it's moyes's fault still
20 times
muh history
>>64453221
yeah wilshere is probably the most overrated player in the whole EPL and that's saying something
utd pls
>>64453021
You've never been to Stoke before have you?
They are just people M8.
>>64453239
>le buried under a parking garage king
If I were mou, I'd go to Manchester United-Chelsea just to fuck with the press and LvG
don't tell anyone why you're there, just show up and leave 5 mins before the end and applaud the utd fans when you show up on the big screen and wait for them to clap back
LGTSS
>VAN GOYES WILL INTRODUCE RPPNEY TO TURN THIS GAME
FUCKING
POONEY
HAHAHAHAJAHSHSHA
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED LADS
>>64453196
All the signs are in English you bellend. Unless it's Australia, Ireland or Poo Peeland it's in England
ruined my Christmas desu lads
Did the media break Van Gaal?
>>64453178
>what is an idiom
>>64453225
coach getting fired in the halftime break happened in the Bundesliga once
Bring back Moyes
It was fun watching him lose, it was always clutch and he truly cared about the team and felt bad when he lost
Van GaGaal poonited is just pathetic
thinking of getting an EPL tee shirt lads
our league is so GOAT
United are unbeaten when Schneiderlin has started this season
Yet LVG benches him just like he did v Arsenal
fuck slags, i want wifey material
>>64453248
Probably and he'll be slow, lacking any kind of touch and his passing will be horrid. So basically, he'll be like the rest of the squad
Half time qt's time?
>>64453239
what was the stat? they have won 25 out of 27 games since king richard III was buried?
>>64453221
Don't forget Cazorla, who's been absolutely running shit for them from a deep-lying midfield position for the last year.
van gaals last team talk
>all of a hour
>>64453275
lost 1 game actually, swansea away
still, without schneiderlin united lost 6. yet he gets benched for carrick and fellaini??
>>64453196
>Price is in £'s
M8...
>>64453260
It needs to happen
Someone tell him
>>64453281
Ian pls go
>>64453247
>Giroud
>not main striker
Pick two.
Reminder that LVG set up for a 0-0 draw
>>64453277
>you will never fuck your gf's hot big titty mum on the side
Arnautovi really should have made that 3
fuck
>>64453284
Doubt it, tbhonest, he'll be there through the Chelsea loss.
>Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5 20m20 minutes ago
I'm not even surprised....that's what hurts even more at @ManUtd ....come on boys
>>64453269
Happened to Ancelotti at Juve I think
>>64453281
top tier qts, how can i hook up with them?
>>64453284
might as well give it in Dutch
>>64453277
Are these plastic
>>64453255
He's still useful for rotation.
>>64453296
Who is? Lacazette?
>>64453309
>at @ManUtd
is Rio... simple?
Don't worry guys Van Gaal's tactical genius will show in this second half when he subs De Gea for Romero hoping for penalties
FUCK OFF LVG
>>64453295
ian? im just posting half time qt's????
daily reminder Depay and KDB cost the same amount
daily reminder that LVG spent more this season alone than most EPL teams (including Arsenal) cost TOTAL
daily reminder that United haven't lead a game in 13 weeks
UTD ARE DISAPPOINTING DWIGHT YORKE!
>>64453282
Yes, combined with Buddhist magic runes, that is the secret.
>>64453191
>you will never ditch class with Effy
>you will never fuck Effy in the infirmary
>you will neverwalk aimlessly through Bristol with Effy
>you will never wake up next to Effy after a night of pills and booze
>>64453268
You say "suddenly" not "all of a sudden".
>>64453277
it's almost 2016. nobody is posting slags anymore, mate.
>Half the world away playing in the background of the studio
>I can feel the warning signs running around my mind, and when I leave this island I'll book myself into a soul asylum
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64453333
people like you make me sick
>>64453334
>Depay and KDB cost the same amount
you're an absolute retard
>>64453021
tfw stoke means scum in my language
>Need to actually score goals
>Brings on Rooney
>>64453277
I want thick material
Instagram.com%2Ftraprapunzel%2F
Literally perfect
>>64453334
>daily reminder Depay and KDB cost the same amount
You might be retarded
>>64453333
What were these called again?
>>64453288
No, you go "suddenly", not "all of a sudden".
>>64453320
Griezmann to pull France into a miracle after Benzema got suspended.
TIME FOR A HALF TIME MACCYS
CAN RPPNEY PULL THIS GAME FOR UNITED OR WILL HE FLOPP?
YES
NO
?????????????????
>man poo
>>64453281
Too soon
>>>64452643 →
this is so satisfying. would love to squish the lot with a shovel
>>64453338
why even live desu senpai?
>>64452959
ugh she's all sweaty
gross
>>64453355
They have been doing so well without him haven't they lad?
>>64453361
the carrington cunts
japan approves of this spanish window cleaning robot. I'd buy one.
>>64453375
Based Portugal
>>64453437
そうですか
she's an arsenal fan right? she's ABU af right?
ellie where is the new thread
>>64453330
>sneak peak
NEW THREAD
>>64452643
>>64452643
>>64452643
>>64452643
>>64453406
She's literally perfect, apart from being an Arsenal fan
>>64453459
in fact, it probably wouldn't work very hard. I'd buy a similar robot from a country that isn't lazy.
>>64452978
Yep was smart enough to see the Manchester Reds were on the downslope
