If Gareth Bale was a criminal, he would be Gareth Jail
If Gareth bale was a faggot, he would be OP
if odell beckham jr sold sandwiches he would be odeli beckham jr
>>64437688
if Gareth bale didn't pass pass his final exams, he'd be Gareth Fail
If Gareth Bale was slow, he would be Gareth Snail
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We don't gibe u our qt.
Gaijin must get gaijin grill.
If Gareth Bale was a Hurricane he would be Gareth Gail
>>64437688
You mean a criminal institution?
>>64438182
I mean if you're gonna be a pedantic cunt then he'd be Gareth Ausbaleia
If Gareth Bale traveled frequently, he'd be Gareth Mail
>>64437688
If Gareth Bale got out of jail thanks to his high salary, he would be Gareth bail.
If JJ Watt killed someone and then got arrested, he'd be JJ Caught
If Jamie Vardy had gas, he'd be Jamie Farty
>>64438334
or Aaron Hernandez
>>64438460
>Canadian humor
>>64437688
If Gareth Bale was a vegetable he'd be Gareth Kale
If Gareth Bale oddly flung his arms in the air he'd be Gareth Flail
>>64437688
If Juan Montoya married CR7, he would be Juan 7
>>64437688
If Gareth Bail cut his pony tail he would be Gareth Bald
If Gareth Bale was a story, he'd be Gareth Tale
If Gareth Bale was a sedimentary rock composed of mud, he'd be Gareth Shale
If Gareth Bale was exposed animal intestines, he'd be Gareth Entrail
>>64437688
If Gareth Bale was highly fermented he would be Gareth Ale
If Gareth Bale was a package handed out by postmen, he'd be Gareth Mail
no he wouldn't. he would still be gareth bale.
>>64440523
stop being a cunt
If Gareth Bale was a form of precipitation, he'd be Gareth Hail
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If Gareth Bale was a pretty big guy, he'd be Gareth Bane
If Tom Brady played for a different coach, he wouldn't have any rings
If Gareth Bale had a sex change he'd be Gareth Female
