"My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple." - Cam Newton
Do we really need a player like this as MVP?
>>64415716
>My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple
What did he mean by this?
>>64415716
>My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple.
What did he mean by this?
>>64415759
>>64415737
That he's black
>>64415759
>My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple.
What did he mean by this?
>My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple.
What did he mean by this?
>My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple.
What did he mean by this?
>>64415737
Rough;y, it means "Fuck the haters, I am rolling in dough, have the best job in the world, get all the pussy I can use (if I roll that way) PLUS, and dig this if you can, I get free Oikos yogurt delivered to my house every day. Every. Fucking. Day. For free. Sorry you can't be me, 'cause I can tell you, it is the greatest feeling ever. Now get the fuck out of my lucky tank."
>>64415759
he's SICK
>Mother fucker I'm Ill, not sick
What did he mean by this?
>>64415794
ebonics
>>64415737
>>64415759
>>64415772
>>64415784
>>64415794
I will explain, family members:
>my chain got pneumonia (not ammonia)
>watch got the bird flu
His jewelry is sick, that is, off the hook, dope, and ill.
>Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple
He has imbibed such a large quantity of "purple drank," that is, codeine cough syrup mixed with alcohol and jolly rangers, that he smells of it when he goes to the club.
>>64415897
That's wrong bruh. He smells like a pound of purple kush
>>64415921
Oh, I bet you're right. My explanation fits in with the illness theme though.
23rd best passing offense yet somehow the highest scoring team in the NFL
somehow we are all discrediting the defense for this guy.
Coming from a niners fan...REMEMBER KAEPERNICK?????? SAME SHIT. Some meme QB being held up on the shoulders of a ground game and defense.
>>64415897
that's deep senpai
>>64415897
the "purple" is purple kush.
Dont think hed measure sysurp by the pound lol hed be dead
>>64415960
See >>64415930. But it's not like he could have smoked a pound of purple kush either.
Who has more threads: Cam on /sp/ or Star Wars on /tv/?
>>64415960
No it's not dummy. A 16 oz bottle of purple drink. 16 oz - 1 lb. Lrn to education.
"Killin y'all niggaz on that lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips" - Eli Manning
Why is he allowed to be in the league?
>>64415973
Thats a stupid question
>>64416010
Can't discriminate against autists.
"A real G is silent like in lasagna"
-Chip Kelly
>>64415989
A 16 oz bottle is a called a pint. Do you even sip dirty?
>>64415936
This so much. 1 solid year. Will go back to mediocrity by next year or year after.
>>64415737
>What did he mean by this?
He's on about his crack addiction.
based Cam
