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21-3 Lions
2 minute warning
>>64394569
1st for lion bowl next year
Need 7.6 more points from Staffdaddy
>>64394569
First for Slovenia
>>64394570
>complaining about making the superbowl
Viqueens everyone
>>64394593
N-next season for sure!
>>64394593
>"THE LIONS WONT WIN FOR 50 YEARS!"
>super bowl 51 next season
Prepare your anus NFL
Burgers or burritos
is drew brees kill?
>>64394612
Hope is all we have
At least they are never boring
>>64394612
Lions hit the 50 year mark from the curse years ago.
>Glover ded
Jesus
HEEM SLEEPY
"In pregame warmups, at least one Panthers official, and possibly more, carried black baseball bats on to the field and were motioning with them towards Odell Beckham Jr." - Schefter
lmao
>>64394618
Burgers, Mexicans smell terrible
>>64394642
Ripip
>>64394622
he's just slowly dying as the city of new orleans sucks out the last of his health
>>64394633
>tfw the 50th year of the curse the Lions went 0-16
>HEEM WOOZY
>>64394607
You should have heard them after the 2009 NFCCG.
The thing is, they start out so nice during game threads. Then when they start losing they are the most colon-crucified unbearable winking assholes of any fanbase on /sp/.
>>64394642
He will be fine, mild concussion at worst, and he had all the off season to rest
>abdul-quddus
oh god fucking isis is in to replace quin RUN DREW RUN
ELITE
Wowowowowowoowowowowowowoow
>>64394673
they just want to kill the competition
You lost to Dallas fair and square Detroit, fuckin deal with it, I figured your city would be used to losing by now, the most pathetic thing? The next week you were rooting for your arch enemy Packers, thats how booty blasted you were lmao.
and lol at the thought that Calvin Megashit Johnson is better than Dez
CJ is a size babby, hes the Shaq of the NFL, no real skill just freakishly big, Im supposed to be impressed when a damn near 7 foot tall receiver catches a ball over two 5'10 cornerbacks? NOPE
>Saints sign CJ Spiller
>seldom use him
>runs the wrong route, ball lands 10 yards away from him
>next play, hightower busts out a deep run
Why is he outclassed by every rb on their roster
holy shit cooks what a catch
not a TD but holy shit
it's close to being a football game, guys!
>>64394679
NOT
>>64394687
Trying too hard m8
i want to fuck this bitch into a showhole
No TD bwah
I love how Tirico refers to Pylon Cam as though it's a living thing. It's never "the pylon camera" or "our pylon cam."
Always "Pylon Cam"
NO HAS THIS ONEEEE
>>64394662
I beg to differ. I'm not an ass after we lose. I've became used to it, with the exception of that 09 championship, losing is part of the mentality I have. If they win then fucking sweet. But I'm generally not going to get fanny flustered over a loss
>>64394662
What probably happened is they started out nice and they team you like started winning and then you got drunk and started talking shit. Then when your ass was handed to you you were like "oh man I hate vikes fans fuck them."
>>64394688
Payton thought he could use him like Bush or Sproles.
Lel
>>64394697
>get btfo
>t-trying too hard m-m8
lel
>>64394705
Pylon cam is sentient, don't insult its lifestyle choice
>>64394687
>6'5
>4.35 40 dash
Is that Hightower from police Academy movie?
Fucking Based Hightower. . . well shit.
Refs are trying their best to get the Lions a win
Really?
Wow Saints, You guys trying to lose?
Drew Brees ass looks so phat when he squats in the huddle hnnnnggg
>>64394731
>implying the principality of dez cryant and romos collarbone can btfo of anything
Kek
Lel wtf
well yeah i guess that could happen too
neat
>aints
>>64394759
>cheat
>get caught
>FUCKING REFS
>>64394633
Yeah but they went 0-16 the very last year of the curse and drafted Stafford the year after who grew up on the same street and played at the same high school as Bobby Layne. The curse was obviously referring to championships that are relevant.
>>64394759
aints aint got it
>>64394734
Oh look another Seahawks/Lions/Patriots fan that just bandwagons all the teams near the border. Fuck off and go post Drake in the nba general
>>64394755
Nah, Bubba Smith is dead.
;_;7
KATRINA
>>64394772
>taints
Dat loose end/red tape penalty. Hah. "You reported for 1st down, but you forgot to for 2nd down"
LINE JUDGE SARAH THOMAS A WOMAN
Fucking saints
>>64394782
Oh ;_;
>>64394687
Why would we root for the Packers next week? I never root for the Packers unless it means the Lions will make the playoffs.
>>64394759
No.
>>64394705
You must construct additional pylon cams
Jesus fuck O-line.
Just throw the fucking ball at this point.
>>64394780
>HE HAS NO REPLY TO DEZ BEING SLOWER THAN CALVIN
>1st and goal on 1
>run 4 straight times
>kick from the 1
So is brees done?
>>64394768
btfo you in the playoffs, fair and square too
>>64394759
>REFS
no one gives a shit about this game m8
>>64394759
One of the refs actually Pete....Morinelli? Cant remember his last name but usually when he judges Lions games some huge questionable penalty happens costing us the win.
CHEATING FUCKING LION NIGGERS
>female officials
What the hell is even going on?
A phantom timeout, hahaha
>calls time out when there aren't any to use
Kek
I've not seen that done before
>>64394822
Big whoop CJ ran barely faster in a straight line, Dez is faster on the field in an actual game, like all the greats
Reminder...CJ still has 0 playoff wins lmaooo
>taints
L E L
HAHAHAHAHAHA
what did you get your dad for christmas?
Jesus Christ
What the fuck is going on?
Well fuck.
It is going to be one of those games.
top fucking kek Aints
>aints
my sides
Ah, so good to know the A'ints are back.
>>64394816
/scv/?
>the refs
>that ending
Wow....
Fucking idiots.....
When did drew Brees stop being elite?
That boy Diggs is a beast
Kick that retarded fat fuck off the team NOW
I'm sick of this shit. Literally a free 7 points but the fat fucking niggers had to be downfield because he saw someone eating a bucket of fried chicken in the stands.
Fucking god damn it i hate being a saints fan.
Remember when the Saints were suppose to become a dynasty?
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT
>this Loser Bowl
Saints get in the endzone three times and none count. Fucking wow.
>phantom timeout
It's not like the Saints can get anymore yards lel
>all this refball
>>64394858
We've had this argument so many fucking times. So sick of it why can't we just all agree both are great receivers? Just ignore him Lions bros who gives a fuck which is better when both of us are at the bottom of the league this year?
>>64394885
>That was brees fault
Are saints in playoffs
GUYS GUYS DONT FORGET ABOUT ODEL BECK'EM JR
>>64394885
can't really fault him for what was happening there
>>64394880
Get your receivers out correctly, and it still didn't matter since the receiver was knocked out before he got his feet down on the plane
>>64394864
My ass
>>64394904
>all this delusion.
>getting literally 0 (zero) points there
Can't say this wasn't entertaining
I never watch the gnats. Do they have a decent pass ruch? How's their D
>Hightower getting crushed by 50+ pounds bigger ngata
haaaahahahaha
>>64394885
There can only be one elite Manlet QB in a season.
Wilson has stolen Brees magic
>>64394905
Cowboys are at the bottom because of fluke injuries, youre at the bottom just because you suck.
After we get the #1 pick and a top RB we have the ability to go undefeated next season(barring fluke injuries)
>>64394864
new balance
What an exhilarating finish to the 2nd quarter
Fucking L O L
>>64394905
Agreed. Both are two of the best at their position.
>>64394910
>Lions could have drafted OBJ
>Draft Eric Ebron instead
>>64394922
Lion always are, whether they are good or bad
>>64394864
>like the NEETS on this board can afford to buy anything
>>64394934
>fluke injuries
It's not a fluke when he's always injured lol
why do they keep saying the chargers are moving?
They haven't voted on it. I mean it's probably going to be the rasm. I don't get it
>These referees
AWW YEEEEEH, HALF TIME BAEBY
>>64394864
Uhh, he's dead.
>>64394955
Hes only had two fluke injuries in his career
>Those chorgers feels
>>64394948
>wanting OBJ
>>64394936
>Ineligible receivers
>twice
it's refball gaise
>>64394935
>mfw i wear all white new balance
>>64394864
Levy jersey. Maybe I should have gotten a Ansah or Stafford jersey but he really likes the screen killer so that's what I got him.
>>64394934
>this delusion year after year
Kill yourself you ugly beaner cowshit
>>64394934
>fluke injuries
>quarterback has been injured 3 times in last 2 seasons
>it is a fluke that he has a bad back
>>64394948
OBJ isnt that good, give me Dez all day, not some manlet that pads stats by getting it thrown to him 30 times a game
>>64394864
A bottle of booze, the perfect present to give when you're too lazy and too cheap to think about presents.
>>64394934
Lions are pretty fucked by injury too. Oline, CB, DT, and LB have been hit fucking hard this season. Stop acting like you know anything about the Lions when you've watched like 3 Lions games total.
>>64394969
He's been injured twice this year alone you fucking mong. This is why everyone hates Cowboy fans. Your team is a dumpster fire and you're in a game thread of two other teams trying to talk shit.
>>64394974
NB and Asics are the premiere old guy shoes
so damn comfy
>>64394975
I want a levy or ansah jersey, plus a megatron one of course
>>64394974
Are you elderly or autistic?
where the fuck are the chorgers going
1. Panthers
2. Bengals
3. Jaguars
.
.
9001. Loins
>>64394960
I would laugh my ass off if the US government put a stop to this shit with some sort of anti trust ruling because LA doesn't deserve an NFL team.
>>64394985
Having a stat padder with 30 targets a game is better than a receiver that becomes a crybaby the moment he gets under less than 20 targets in a game
>>64394974
some NBs are very nice
>i like the burgundy ones
>>64395003
LA with the Rams
>>64394985
OBJ would still be light years better than Eric Ebron even if he is more bark than bite.
>>64395003
Ur mums ass
>>64395003
They're dying.
>>64394994
>3rd round gone in preseason
>levy
>Pettigrew
>Stafford always sore
>offensive line crap
It's not fair
>>64394864
After shave toilette
>>64394994
I havent watched any lions games this year because i dont watch irrelevant teams
>>64395003
likely LA if they can't get SD to build them a new stadium.
>>64394948
Aaron Donald would be much smarter.
>so we got Suh, Fairly, and Mosley all possibly leaving next season...let's get a TE
>>64395008
I hope LA doesn't get a team. They're the most impatient and immature market. The team hits one losing streak and I guarantee you LA fans would raise hell
Michelle Beadle looks like a hooker hammerhead shark.
>>64394985
OBJ is good, he's put up more receptions, yards and reception tds through this point in his career than any other WR to date. Saying you'd rather have another receiver is subjected to your own preferences based on like/dislike of players, but that's none of my business. There's quite a few WRs I wouldn't mind having. I don't know if I'd want OBJ because of this demeanor he's starting to show though
>>64395011
Dez has never complained about not getting enough targets, he only complains when the cowboys lose or plays like shit, thats called passion, to racist delusional cowboys haters its called being a "thug"
I think OBJ showed us who the real thug is
How do we fix the Saints?
What you guys eating tonight? I got a deep deep dish, and some bro gave me some free bread sticks.
>>64394985
>A receiver who can catch passes is worse than a receiver who can't.
How does this work? Does being a Cowboys fan make you delusional?
>>64395028
>I'm a big panthers fan this year
BWAHAHA what a FAGGOT
>>64395028
I thought you were a Cowboys fan though.
>>64395042
as opposed to the dedicated San Diego and St. Louis fanbases
What should I do at the gym tonight?
>>64395048
Don't bother replying. This Cowshit spic faggot is just here to troll.
>>64395029
Does LA already have an NFL-ready stadium? I thought they were still making plans along with the Rams and Raiders.
Is $70k/year a respectable salary?
>>64394965
Good goyim. Keep buying the porno Jew.
>>64394864
he's old as fuck, I bought him 'Master and Commander' on dvd plus a card in which i'll throw in a c note. I hope he likes the movie.
>>64395053
I have diarrhea just looking at that.
Who else was in that wku vs cfs thread today? Shit was hilarious. Are there any other meme bowls to look forward to?
>>64395062
i'm doing bench, it's push day
>>64395062
Cardio
>>64395066
Depends what city/state.
>>64395062
Set it on fire.
>>64395053
looks comfy af senpai
>>64395053
Pizza hut bread sticks > crazy bread
>>64394934
>Cowcucks delusions
>>64395064
Oh he's the one saying the Cowboys are going to win the owl earlier? Okay.
>>64395065
they'll just play at the Rose Bowl until its built.
>>64395079
wtf is he doing?
>>64395056
I hate the panthers, Im a cowboys fan from Dallas, the most relevant team in the NFL, and yes we are relevant even when we have a fluke bad year with fluke injuries
>>64395057
I am, the cowboys are the most relevant team in the NFL, the people want the cowboys and thats what the NFL gives you, they need to just make Cowboy games every primetime Monday Night game, then we wouldnt have to put up with boring garbage like these two irrelevant teams
>>64394965
Do dead lifts and pull ups because all the fags are doing bench press today.
>>64395066
More than a WNBA player, noice.
>>64394569
I have been numb since the titans game desu
>>64395053
>little cesars
>>64395102
Skip pls
>>64395055
Delusional and retarded.
>>64395066
$70k is fucking terrible.
If you're not making at least 6 figures, you might as well be living in fucking poverty.
I make $135k yearly btw.
>>64395111
Little Caesars is a gourmet meal in a poor city like Detroit
I shit last night and wiped blood. Am i okay?
>Abdulla turns a fuck up into a 40 yarder
Gruden's got such a comfy job at MNF. I'm glad he didn't waste his time and coach for some trash as fuck team.
>>64395129
Was is it red or brownish blood?
>>64395066
incredibly, you can get by with maximum comfort. Even 35k a year is plenty
>>64395066
its a nice starting salary if you live in a poorer part of the country
>>64395121
doing what?
>>64395121
>math major here
>any job I want
>make 300k a year
>>64395133
Allah wills it
>>64395121
Post tax return and 401k or gtfo
>>64395052
pass rushers, o line, a good WR or 2
in that order
>>64395129
It's probably anal fissures from all the gay butt sex
>>64395099
*Memorial Coliseum
Who /Has to work on Christmas/ here?
>>64395121
/sp/ where everyone is an engineer making six figures.
>>64395066
I'll put it like this, I live in Dallas and I make $350k a year, after taxes and before my bonuses.
>>64395121
No you don't. Shut up.
>>64395141
Red. Fresh blood.
>>64395147
given his gloating on a Croatian egg laying forum, probably sucking dick.
>>64395151
what sort of job require math majors? can't think of one desu
>>64395066
70k is above the median salary.
Everybody else is a troll. It's a quite respectable salary, especially if you're still young
>>64395103
that shit sucks
>>64395171
>Red. Fresh blood.
You good, probably a fissure.
>>64395169
I have an engineering phd and I make 40k canadian, which is like 28k us, also I live in Toronto.
Yes my life sucks.
>>64395169
Every anon makes six figures and goes home to a qt dakimakura
>>64395171
Obviously that post has you literally butthurt.
Lions are LAST in rushing. If the Lions can run this much, you have a shit defense.
>>64395184
was about to post this
>>64395166
I don't but wish I did. Work literally gives me something to take my mind off the crushing loneliness I live every day.
Serious question, why does the defense even go on the field?
No really.
>>64395184
tfw haven't worked in 3 months lmao
>>64395171
Hemherroids or however you spell them
Just an annoyance, shouldn't be a big deal
ALLAH AKBAR
BASED
>>64395121
I wouldn't call $70k terrible, but it's not good either. At least here in NYC I make $90k and i feel like I can barely get by.
Can the defense be fired immediately if the Saints organization wants? I'm serious.
Christ aints
I see the Saints have continued implementing their levee defense
>>64395214
You /laid off/ too?
>>64395166
>working on Christmas
Do you operate a cash register or something?
>this game
>>64395207
Work literally takes my mind off the bullshit going on at home right now. Besides my son, I'm low key miserable lately. I don't know that being alone would be worse than what I've got going on right now
Jesus Christ. WTF happened to the Saints? Getting handled by the fucking Lions and half the dome is empty?
I guess I hadn't paid attention of late, but I thought the Saints started looking decent and put together a win streak or something?
>>64395166
Sure do. From fucking 8PM till 3AM. Fuck working in media. I get xmas eve off though. yay me.
Jesus mane, Abdullah is shit and he is raping this gaping defense.
holy shit this is embarassing
Sean Peyton next Giants head coach cemented after this horrible weekend
>>64395219
Most of the time you can feel hemorrhoids when you wash your butt hole. I know i've had them.
>>64395226
NYC is a top 5 most expensive city. If you lived elsewhere, your paycheck may be lower, but so would your cost of living.
>>64395226
thats because 90k in NYC is 20K everywhere else.
>>64395066
Well depends were you live
Here defently would be
>>64395015
LA won't get 2 teams
I know there's been talk but someone will come to their senses.
Either that or one or both of the LA teams will move away again in a few years. The NFL is so fucking stupid sometimes.
>>64395226
>cant figure out how to live on $7000 a month
I feel like most posters bashing the 70k/year guy are high school kids or NEETs
>>64395239
underrated
>>64395239
lel
Nice they completely cut Will Smith out of the Concussion trailer
>>64395253
Again, the Saints Defense is outstandingly horrible. Numerous records have been put up on them this year by shit offenses like they're playing against a HS team.
>>64395253
I saw some of the scores and knew their D was bad but this almost seems impossibly bad by chance.
>>64395066
It's not bad depending where you live
I make $95k/yr in an area with a really low cost of living. I feel like a god desu
>>64395273
LA could support 4 teams theres no reason they won't get 2
>>64395241
yup and my weaboo wife makes twice as much and lets me chill so long as I fuck her. feeling pretty elite desu
>>64395239
In 2015 I worked 1076 hours and made $41k this year at this specific job. I have other income streams but this is the one I rely on most.
>>64395253
It's why people have been speculating the Saints will blow it all up in the offseason. It would be 2-3 years for the Saints to fix the defense and re-stock the offense before they can be conference contenders again. At that point, might as well look at allowing Brees and Payton to go.
>>64395015
In the Conservatory?
>Saints D
>>64395279
They're just trolls.
70k is solid. I make 40k and can easily live within my means
>>64395262
He's going to USC nigga
>>64395279
>taking anything on 4chan seriously
>>64395279
his lives in NYC rent alone is probably just under half his paycheck
I been saying it their entire careers, Romo>Brees, finally I am vindicated and proven correct.
>>64395303
>$41k in California
Enjoy living out of a cardboard box
>>64395170
you forgot to put a . before the zero bud, it's ok though you probably went to SMU
Don't even know why I bothered watching the saints again.
What chinese cartoons should I watch to take my mind off the suffering?
how comfy are ya lads?
I'm v comfy
How big would wage/salary be in USA for engineer?
>>64395335
DBZ
>>64395329
Eh it's pretty doable in the central CA area.
>>64395329
I live in an apartment in a building my gf's family owns. I have an ocean view and my drive to work is less than 15 minutes.
>>64395335
One Punch Man
>Lions haven't a lead like this.. in FOREVER..
uhhh, Thanksgiving?
>>64395335
I don't know if it's Chinese, but I've always been partial to Trigun
>>64395347
200k starting
>>64395358
>marrying into money
I like your style
>>64395346
Youre not as comfy as I'm about to be
>>64395335
kill la kill is goat
>>64395327
One has a ring, the other doesn't. Statistically Brees blows Romo the fuck out too.
lmao @ ur lyfe cowcuck
>tfw i make $30k/yr
>all these guys bragging about their 6 figure salaries ITT
I'm not gonna make it guys...
>>64395298
You think LA could support 4 teams
Were you dropped on your head?
>>64395358
>I live in an apartment in a building my gf's family owns
It's still legal to own things in commiefornia?
>>64395265
Hemorrhoids can be internal
>>64395358
enjoy your rent quadrupling when she cucks you
>>64395371
Oh shut the hell up. A buddy of mine's an engineer and he sure as hell didn't start at 200K considering the fact that he's not there yet.
>>64395347
You could probably make 7.75/hr as a barista easily
Is this THE most inconsistent football team of all time? How can you go one week from a near victory over the undefeated Panturds to getting BLOWN THE KEK OUT by Detoilet?
Everyone on this team should feel fucking ashamed right now.
>>64395346
Peanut m&ms and a blanket comfy
>>64395169
But I actually am an engineer making six figures
>>64395378
v nice
>>64395381
Uhhh remember Bountygate? NO, Brees doesnt have a ring
Why does Reddit get so mad over the simplest little troll comment, guys?
I mean holy fucking shit
>>64395387
Anybody claiming to make that much on 4chan who doesn't timestamp a tax return is full of shit
>>64395389
if you don't i think you should take an economics class
Why did I still have faith in the saints? Why do they always do this to me?
http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/meet-marlannapetite-and-available-ulmerton-rd-very-clean-incall/18251924
Should I call her bros?
>>64395387
You just made my night. I assumed I was the poorest guy in this thread at 31.5K. Do you at least live in a cheap place? Western Mass is OK, but I could be doing better.
is computer science a good major?
>>64395347
>>64395371
Lel 90% of U.S jobs don't have 200K.
60-90k obviously the higher top tier
>>64395415
b/c reddit is filled with children and assblasted mongroids who are still bitter over staying at home on prom
>>64395424
make her a grilled cheese
>People dont know about 200k/absurd amount starting right out of college meme
/sp/ is dead
>>64395419
Was yours like a theory class? Would it have any sort of real world practicality? Yours didn't
>>64395424
>no black men or thugs
Seems like a good whore
>>64395424
oh god the meth face/body
>>64395265
You only feel external hemorrhoids. Internal hemorrhoids are undetectable by you and are extremely dangerous because they are above the pectinate line where there are no nerve endings
If you wiped blood and it felt like death wiping, you have external ones and just get prep h. If you didn't feel any pain, go to a doctor
>>64395428
Grad student here, 24k a year but school covers all tuition etc so it's please type to live on, gonna make a lot more with a PhD
>>64395432
Can you live good life with 60k in usa?
>>64395441
Im a Texas highschool football coach, I did start making $200k($210k to be more specific) right out of college
>>64395424
>22
Nice try.
>>64395442
>economics don't have real world practicality
whats it like living in the midwest
>>64395406
Wow, this is legit. No question that you didn't just make this up in paint real quick or something.
>>64395414
>bounty gate
Goodell pls
>>64395424
Is that a crack whore?
>>64395424
>No Black Men or Thugs
>tfw don't even know what I want to do in life
>>64395455
>please type
Wtf I typed plenty
>>64395460
Not in any major city or anywhere that's actually worth living at.
You can live on $60k in shitty areas though.
you used to call me on my obamaphone
>>64395449
>>64395467
Ohhh I get it, the Patriots scandals make their superbowls illegitimate but not for the Saints, very cute!
>>64395460
If you make that in most places, yes. If you live in California, or NYC, no.
>>64395387
>>64395428
consider yourselves lucky
I make 15K a year before my benefits take out 25% of my pay each month.I'm 24 and it took me 9 months to land this job.
>tfw you chose the shittiest major possible
>tfw still in student debt
>>64395428
I make 38k plus bonuses. That's Canadian dollar's which is about 30k US dollars. People on welfare with kids make more than me in my country.
>>64395455
Let me guess, engineering PHD right?
Oh, and with a full ride scholarship as well? What a fucking surprise on /sp/
>>64395483
>I'm going to be a salty little faggot because people are doing something with their lives while I whine about it on /sp/
Holy shit you sound fucking miserable. Kill yourself NEET
>>64395481
What do you do and what did you major in?
/sp/ - Where everyone is an engineering college student, but somehow everyone also makes 75k+ a year and live in the most expensive areas in the country
>>64395460
as long as you don't live in some shithole like NYC or San Fran and don't buy a new iphone and TV every month you can live very comfortably on that
>>64395465
I didn't; I'm an engineer working at a refinery. Believe it or not, some people actually do make more money than you... That said, the figure is a bit inflated because I worked a serious amount of overtime when the union went on strike.
>plebs think IBM's Watson is impressive
>>64395482
>mfw Emperor Trump sends all Mexicans to Canada so Trudeau can give them free money because Trump knows hes a cuck that will take them in
>>64395473
>Not in any major city or anywhere that's actually worth living at.
Literally everywhere except California and New York City, 60k a year is decent. And if you live in either of those places, it doesn't matter how much money you have because you're a faggot.
>>64395483
No you dumbass, microbiology. Life science PhD programs pay you to go to school. They are basically paying for cheap research.
>>64395505
womens studies major detected
>>64395505
yeah bro this is a normie board btw
>>64395424
>respectful and upscale gentleman only!
>has tattoos, piercings, and looks like she hits at least three different types of drugs
Nice "women", 3Dfags.
>>64395463
Not sure if you are the person I was responding to but if you are you actually said LA should have 4 teams.
>>64395508
How insecure do you have to be to post a screencap of your paycheck on /sp/? I mean I guess when your salary is all you have going for you in your life it makes sense, but still
>>64395530
your sister must be a whore gimmie her number
All these faggots whining about people making $70k+ ITT either picked a shitty major or didn't go to college at all and are flipping burgers every day making $7.25/hr
>>64395504
A/V technician for a private university
Gradutated with a BA in broadcast journalism
>tfw not a big tit blonde bimbo
>tfw not a giant meathead frat bro w/ connections
At the rate the rent in my city is increasing, I'll have to move in 3 years
>>64395530
>>64395530
uhhh, well.....
>>64395559
what city?
>ROUGHING THE PASSER
>>64395557
This site is mostly young males. Suck my cock with these bullshit salaries
maybe 1 or 2 are legit but simple knowledge of statistics and probability says that people are lying
>>64395574
Denver
>>64395530
Hey babygirl, you ever been with a Cowboys fan before?
>>64395557
I didnt even graduate high school and I make $40 an hour
>>64395514
>i have never known love
>>64395597
What do you do?
>>64395473
>implying it's not the cities that are shit holes
My apartment might be tiny, but I've got everything included for under $600 a month. Ohh and I'm not even sharing the building with 12 floors worth of other assholes.
>>64395592
it's great being with a cowboys fan
you know they've never caught anything
>>64395590
Don't worry f@m. The bubble is going to pop hard AF by the end of the decade. I legit want to run everyone with out of state plates off the road tho.
>>64395550
Why are you so troubled? My post was in reply to someone implying no one here was an engineer making six figures. I was just pointing out that some of us are. No need to get upset. My original post was mostly joking. It wasn't meant to be bragging.
>>64395527
Why do you want a PhD? Physics fag deciding if I want to get a PhD or just a masters
>>64395559
>Gradutated with a BA in broadcast journalism
But, that's not women's studies. I thought you said worst major.
>>64395605
lie on the internet
>>64395559
>not attractive
>no connections
>major in broadcast journalism
how were you smart enough to even get accepted into college
>>64395424
>no black men or thugs
It's not fair.
It's just not fucking fair and I'm goddamn tired of constantly getting shit on; it's a fucking WHORE and she thinks she's good enough to deny me because of my skin color.
I've had just about enough of this shit.
>>64395506
Since I'm from village I defently would not like to live in some big city. And I don't need new iphones
>>64395605
I'm a casual longshoreman working the twin ports of LA/Long Beach
>>64395614
Call me when you have 5 superbowls and youre the most relevant franchise in all american sports
>>64395634
Maybe your brothers should nog less famm.
>>64395634
just find a girl with daddy issues
>>64395626
>being "smart" enough to be a physics major
>asking a guy on 4chan about if he should get a phd or masters
>>64395634
>kent
did he commit suicide yet?
>>64395656
You dont have to be smart to be a physics major. You just have to be motivated enough to slog through all the work
>>64395639
move somewhere in the midwest, you can get an ok apartment for around $650 in a quiet comfy small town and squat in peace and comfort for the rest of your life
>>64395648
i have 6, can you give me a number at which i can reach you?
Let me guess
Everyone on /sp/ makes 6 figures, has a 9 inch dick, has a 9/10 GF, and has 5 fuckbuddies on the side too
Why is this a monday night football gamethread but 75% of the posts are talking about 22 year olds made up salaries and the cities they live in?
>>64395626
Can't do shit with just a masters in Microbiology. Your choices are limited, companies want phds in anything above research tech/grunt basically
Why aren't you niggers talking about the game AT ALL?
>>64395699
my girls a solid 7 personally
>>64395702
Look at the score
>>64395699
10 inch
>tfw make $0 a year
>tfw fucked when parents finally decide to throw me out or move away
>Another incoming collapse
>>64395673
You'd know if Kent was dead. He won't go quietly, none of us will, not anymore.
From now on, the world will recognize when we go out.
>>64395699
>9'
Its 10' actually tbqh famm
>>64395633
3.7GPA so I'm reasonably intelligent and I'm attractive. I just can't do the whole fake personality news person thing. And then there's the whole thing about our industry crashing and burning (for instance, ESPN cut a shit ton of jobs this year and will continue to do so as it transitions into a digital entity).
>>64395622
I don't know about that but I'm hoping with you family member.
>>64395702
11 inch
>tfw SNF and MNF threads will suck until next season
>>64395699
u mad nerd?
>>64395699
>has a 9 inch dick, has a 9/10 GF, and has 5 fuckbuddies
Those doesn't matter
>>64395723
>im attractive
man why you have to be delusional? inb4 this is lake
>>64395686
Terry Bradshaw admitted the steelers used a bunch of steroids, and refball won them the superbowl vs seattle, the Steelers only have 1 legitimate superbowls, the rest of us put an asterisk next to 5 of them
>>64395715
Man, sure wish I had parents I could leech off of.
i never bet against drew brees
>>64395627
The thing is people with a women's studies degree will have jobs openly available to them after Clinton drafts a bill making every business require a SJW equal rights moderator
WHO ELSE HERE HAS LICKED A GIRLS ASSHOLE BEFORE?
>>64395746
>implying not every team uses steroids
>>64395699
Yeah and i'm gonna fuck your mom too
>>64395705
I just dont want to find myself stuck in academia when I graduate. You feel like industry basically requires a PhD too?
>>64395754
Last time he played the Lions he choked away a lead and was 1 for 11 to close the game with an INT that set up the Lions game winning TD.
>>64395765
starbucks is always hiring they already have tons of open jobs
>trying to watch and enjoy Monday Night Football
>grandmother died on december 6, 3 days after my birthday
>my dog is likely going to have to be put down either today or tomorrow, just in time for christmas
>think i can laugh my sorrows away in a good old trusted /sp/ game threads
>all people in the thread are doing is saying how rich they are, how smart they are, etc
I'm honestly considering jumping in front of one of the subway trains I take to work before the end of the week.
>that horsecollar call
ITS THE FACEMASK AGAIN BOYS
>mfw ANOTHER second half collapse after putting up 20+ points
Here we go.
>>64395768
Licked my nut out of it
>>64395768
Before what?
>>64395723
Weed is gonna get legalized elsewhere and really take the wind of of sails here.
>MFW people ACTUALLY put down $60k for a house
>MFW People buy $400k cash sight unseen for houses.
>>64395768
eat ass on the reg senpai
>ride along 2
how
why
>>64395743
fuck you're right. I'm definitely not a regular cassanova with a face chiseled from the gods themselves, baka I should just off myself
>>64395768
does my own count
Hmm. If Brees continues (knock on wood) for 2 or 3 more seasons he'll beat Peyton's career yards mark
>>64395748
Why? Most of us NEETs are doomed to a life of minimum wage slavery and are pretty much in the same position as most 18 year olds only we'll be well into our mids 20s/early 30s. The only positive is temporary physical comfort
>>64395810
london?
4:46 in morning
Well guess I will not watch game till over
>>64395811
Yeah but Drew Brees is a manlet so the record won't count
>>64395796
Is it really only weed that is driving up the cost of living?
>>64395789
Sorry lad. You missed a cozy af college game earlier >>64384030
>that based air force commercial
Who else /worldsgreatestairpower/ here??
CE vet reporting in.
>Challenge
Why even try, the refs are just going to fuck >us anyway
>>64395877
worlds greatest airpower is when i fart in your moms face after i fuck her
>He isn't going to medical school to make 6 figures staring at vaginas all day
>>64395789
Death is a part of the cycle of life friend. Just realize everything on this tiny speck of dust in space is insignificant in the grand scheme of things and appreciate that the little sperm from your dads ballsack made it through the egg in the first place
>just now realized the saints are named after "when the saints go marching in"
holy fuck i'm retarded
>>64395842
To be fair, there's a metric fuckton of tech/IT/circuitjerking jobs here. Always has been (well, for the last ~30 years). All the plens just heard about weed, and it's helped the local economy quite a bit. Denver was the perfect place for people to make money as it was cheap AF for a long while. We're starting to reach a point people aren't cleaning up on real estate as they were in the last year or so. Wages have definitely not kept up with the cost of living. It won't ever be like it was 10-15 years ago, but once weed gets legalized somewhere warmer like California, it's (HPS) lights out.
>>64395880
It was a bad challenge anyway
>>64395893
>yfw you realize its nothing but std ridden roasties
>>64395893
>mfw you get caught molesting some chick and lose your license with 500k in debt
>>64395877
I RULE ON LAND, AIR AND SEA
PASS JUDGEMENT ON HUMANITY
>>64395893
>he thinks gynecologists stare at Victoria's Secret Angels all day
you got a rude surprise incoming, son
>>64395920
Worth every penny m8
>>64395923
this is a very daring synthesis of memes
>>64395893
>Someone on /sp/
>intellectually or socially capable of being a doctor
>Letting terrorists run the ball
Is this game even worth a new thread
>>64395948
doctors are autistic as fuck dude
>another collapse
just burn the whole thing down.
>>64395948
Lol yeah... bruh
>>64395965
Doctors are cunts
>>64395965
It's a different kind of autism than what's found here
>>64395961
No. I say we ride this thread into Autosageville and forget it ever happened.
>>64395961
This
>>64395923
based Megadeth song
based Megadeth album
>>64395911
Yea the DTC is blowing up and I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes the new/larger/improved Chery Creek (i.e: desirable living space for yuppies). Just hope when that stoner exodus happens the cost of living near downtown decreases. I really don't feel like driving from fucking wheat ridge in this god awful traffic
>i started tim hightower over david johnson
Are the Lions really gonna lose again?
>>64395967
At least Caldwell will be gone
>>64395990
Can we forget this season even happened?
Detroit is going to blow it kek
I'm fucking done starting this tall for nothing nigga Megatron.
1.93 points I needed at least 10 from this fuck
man colston laying some wood down there
are the saints gonna come back and win this one?
>>64395994
>I-25 and Arapahoe at 5:30 M-F
>I-25 and Arapahoe at anytime at all
>I-25 and Arapahoe when it's snowing
>>64396011
the Saints D will be on the field at least one more time i really doubt it
>>64395998
but why
>>64395479
>strawman
Brady has rings, Brees has a ring, Romo doesn't have shit, end of.
FIRE CALDWELL
FIRE LOMBARDI
FIRE MAYHEW
SELL THE TEAM
>>64395948
In 4 years my 1st prescription will be 8 inches for your mum's pooper
[>DETOILET INTENSIFIES]
>I thought this would be a comfy blowout
>>64396021
>I-25 in between the hours of 7:00 am and 10:00 pm anyday
>Speer on the weekend
>ANY ROAD WHEN IT'S SNOWING
like holy fuck I'm a transplant from Arizona and I drive better in this shit than natives. Fucking embarrassed for them.
>get home just in time to see the lions blow it
yesss
>>64396048
>osteopathy
>real medicine
pick one
>Calvin Johnson is better than Jerry Rice
Remember when people used to say that?
>>64395816
I dunno man, maybe if my dad didn't die when I was 15 and mom when I was 23 I'd be better off in life. Might've been able to go to college or some shit.
>>64396081
you tell em fiji
>>64396083
We broke his spirit. Would have been GOAT on any other team
>loins
>28-3
>take a bath
>28-20
wat?
>>64396083
He is. He's however not better than the #1, Randy Moss.
>>64396066
Lel I drive Speer from Cherry Creek to the Pepsi Center every day and it's such a shit show on snow days. Like last week was fucking hell. The worst thing about having a fully capable vehicle in the snow is the fucks in their preii/FWD Civics driving like shit.
>>64396081
Rare flag
A
R
E
F
L
A
G
>>64396103
detoilet
>the loins are actually going to blow a huge lead
>again
>>64396089
I guess if you're that kind of person. A lot of us NEETs are just burnouts and cant even keep up with the average fresh out of HS kid though
>>64396104
classic meme
>>64396103
>take a bath
nice meme
>>64396083
Tate is a better fucking receiver at this point
Nigger is soft as fuck
>>64395919
most of the time it's pregnant bitches, actually.
>>64396081
Rare flag
>>64396089
>basic income will happen in our lifetime
we'll all be livin the NEET dream soon
>loins fans overreacting
Remember, they're playing against the fucking saints defense. This game was over before it began.
>>64396129
are you implying theres a difference between those two
>praising caldwell for having "confidence"
nigger has nothing to lose who cares how this game ends
Eat shit aints
>dat weakside misdirection toss
That was a nifty little play.
Check these doubles
>>64396165
youre a big guy
>>64396165
Why does he wear the mask?
>another fumble
just blow it up familia
>>64396165
YOU DIDN'T CHECK SO GOOD
>aints lol
>>64396186
>Jim boob pooper
Hehe
>>64396165
Why does your wife's son wear the microwaved grilled cheese?
>Dome babbys losing in their dome
>>64396186
>In 2009, he was charged with aggravated burglary after climbing into a window and getting into a woman's bed.
>>64396204
This isn't 2011. Who cares?
>CHRISTMAS IN FLORIDA
IM TIRED OF THIS FUCKING SHIT
>>64396215
classic cooter
>>64396117
What the hell is so hard about getting a mcjob and putting in some hours? And if slinging fast food isn't your speed (it wasn't mine) just find a factory and log some time as a machine operator. It's not glamorous, but it's money. (You almost had me at "kids these days".)
>>64396215
How does that even happen
>>64396204
>Detroit calling anyone a dome babby
Please.
>>64396083
Well, Calvin Johnson doesn't cheat, so by default he's better than Jerry Rice.
HOLY SHIT POST A NEW FUCKING THREAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMBASSES NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER DAMN THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW I AM NOT PLAYING WHAT THE FUCK OS GOING ON WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING NEW FUCKING THREAD COME THE FUCK ON ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
>>64396223
I only got 2 more games to shitpost
>>64396237
Doesn't matter where >we play, they still suck
>>64396146
Yes. They're pregnant now because six moths ago they were fuckable.
>>64396204
You are aware that the Lions play in a dome too right?
>>64396223
;--;
>>64396234
calm down wagey
>>64396105
I mean I just have a FWD Ford and I manage just fine. Fucking idiots just don't know how to properly correct their oversteering. Saw one guy slam into the back of another car last night from the fresh black ice on Ogden near Park Tavern. Sick tuesday specials there bro
>>64396204
>dome babbys
Pic related?
>>64396259
But we suck wherever we play
That's an incomplete pass.
>>64396253
>he believes this
It don't matter.
None of this matters.
>>64396241
da fuq would there be a need for a new thread when there's less than 5 minutes? especially between two no playoff teams. lol
Hey based /sp/ bros, want some toasty toes? Here's the recipe
>take off your socks
>put them in the dryer
>run dryer on it's highest setting for about 5-7 minutes
>take socks out when finished
>put them on your feet
>your toes are now toasty and warm
>don't forget to clean out that lint trap!
Yuropoops will never know this feeling.
>These puns on NFL.com
Check these doubles
>>64396234
I didn't mean "kids these days". I meant some burnout NEET in their late 20s isn't going to have the drive to keep up with a fresh happy-go-lucky 18 year old
>>64396273
So do the Saints.
>>64396297
>Not Lion Down
>>64396297
>Not Lion Down
Check out my digits
>>64396308
And I'm asking why the fuck not. It's not like your typical entry level job has very high standards.
>another failed challenge
even the fucking zeebs are out to get the lions
>>64396329
>29
>ARod sucked 29 dicks his sophomore year at Cal alone
Nice get
>>64396329
Not checked
>>64396333
checked, and witnessed
Fix is in, Goodell confirmed to be part of illuminati conspiracy to turn Detroit into a barren wasteland devoid of joy
>>64396335
not really enough to overturn it
>>64396345
>illuminati conspiracy to turn Detroit into a barren wasteland devoid of joy
"turn"
>>64396345
Detroit already is that, it doesn't need any help from the NFL.
all dese drops ain't helpin this comeback ya see
>>64396345
>to turn Detroit into a barren wasteland
Someone beat him to it already.
Hey /sp/, /co/ here
came home for the holidays and I'm trying to watch the game with my dad. He's a huge saints fan. What are some things I can say to him that will make him think I'm taking an interest in his passion? He's just sitting silently in his chair with his head cocked to the side sighing heavily every once in a while.
Every Saints game I watch, they fucking suck dick.
And every Saints game I watch, the announcers gobble up Brees' dick like it's prime rib.
I can DIGG it
>>64396367
literally how can you act like brees is having a bad game right now?
>>64396364
call Drew Brees a manlet
>>64396364
>say "wow dad, you can tell from his meaty glutes that he really knows how to thrust into a tackle, I wonder how that feels"
>that hit
>>64396297
>Not Lion Down
personal foul hit him too hard
REFBALL
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ZEBRAS
this is where it crumbles
>>64396364
Tell him you love freakishly tall ginger men just like Payton. He'll be so proud
>>64396367
Brees is playing an elite game with shit teammates you retard.
>>64396367
Brees usually does a great job every week. Too bad it's a team sport and it takes more than one competent player to win
D R O P S
they won't win, but they could have
>>64396399
Payton hates, HATES, H-A-T-E-S Jimbo though.
Is this game ending early or is this the normal time?
>>64396403
what was that
>>64396416
Just because they are often injured doesn't mean the Patriots are deprived of competent players. Even with 0 injures the Saints would be shit, bruv.
Slay
>>64396416
>implying the Patriots are a bad team outside of Brady
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE FOOTBALLS?
>not going for two
The fuck is the point in a field goal? It's a 15 point game.
>coming up on sportscenter, the miss universe controversy
>>64396461
More tired defense if they need it.
>>64396461
>go for 2
>fuck up
>game is unwinnable
or
>kick extra point
>possibility of tying game next TD with 2 pt conversion
which one retard?
>>64396461
>canada
HQHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>saints defence
detroit winning now
JUST LIKE THAT
OH SHIT LOL I THOUGHT HE'D ACTUALLY GET A TD
I would say that's game, but this is the Lions we're talking about
Should have just let him score.
So are there any Detroit fans here actually happy that they are going to win? i mean, that just means a worse draft pick and more job security for people that need to go.
Lions should kick a field goal on 4th down to make it a two-possession game again.
>Jon Kitna held a record for an NFL team
>>64396524
nah, they should just kneel again
>>64396524
theres no point in risking it
>>64396517
drew pls
And that's game
>>64396517
No matter what happens we would fuck it up anyway. That's the Lions way
>>64396539
LOL
O
L
why didnt they just kneel it?
lmao
>loins lose by a hail mary twice in a row this season
>Prater
LACES OUT DAN
He fucking missed it
Holy shit
sol
>>64396505
>Missed field goal
OH BOY
AND HERE WE GO
What a game
>9 seconds
>pass to line of scrimmage inside the numbers
>6 seconds
>pass to line of scrimmage inside the numbers, get hit in ten yards
...that was underwhelming.
>>64396548
>The City of you
no spaghetti today
BEST TEAM IN THE NFL
>PUCKERS
>QUEENS
>BURRS
Well alright then.
>lions defend against laterals on hail mary plays and defend against hail marys on lateral plays
>primetime game thread
>lasts nearly 3 hours
>tfw that hightower screen just won me my fantasy football playoff game
>>64396609
what else do you expect of such shit teams?
>>64396609
Not every game can be like this week's Panthers/Giants game, anon.
>>64396609
>Two shitty teams, one of which got reffed out of the playoffs
Why did you expect anything?
>>64396624
Fuck you, that shit just made me lose.
>reeee
>>64396624
>>64396665
so you're playing each other
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