SEA: Carroll: Seahawks will maintain RBBC approach
DET: Never much doubt: Megatron will play on MNF
SD: Chargers place Melvin Gordon (knee) on I.R.
NFL: League still mad as fuck, tries to get Brady suspension upheld through other legal means
IND: Colts rule out Andrew Luck (kidney) for Wk 16
NYG: NFL suspends Odell Beckham for one game
TEN: Mariota done for season with sprained MCL
DEN: DEN 'starting from scratch' with QB situation
ARZ: Tyrann Mathieu done for season with torn ACL
BUF: Report: LeSean McCoy dealing with torn MCL
ARZ: Report: Sprained knee 'best case' for Mathieu
BAL: Harbaugh says Buck Allen won't be 'banished'
JAC: Denard Robinson dealing with sprained foot
How can the Chargers move to LA next season? there isn't a stadium in LA, is there?
>>64391450
well theres' the coliseum, and the rose bowl is close
>mfw Chikikeo got eliminated from the playoffs before the >Jasg
>"b-b-b-b-ut MUH NEW COACHING STAFF!!!!"
ayyy lmao
>>64391488
Who is Dankey Kang?
>>64391488
Riley Cooper?
>>64391473
Yes and no.
He and Marvin are basically a tag team, but I think Marvin deals more player side and Mike is more about the money
Brady>Montana
Discuss
>>64391473
after Palmer left he gave Lewis a lot more control over who they drafted
>>64391525
Obviously.
>>64391525
You have no father
>>64391519
hey you can't use that name it's property of the philadelphia eagles
in other news i really like brandon doughty now
look at this shit
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/25317639/watch-brandon-doughty-finishes-perfect-fleaflicker-for-wku-w-td-pass
i want him already
>>64391525
Dan Marino had stats that if translated to today's game would blow everyone else out of the water
Dan Marino is the GOAT
>>64391525
>mfw Brady haters that weren't alive to see Montana play will come in and say "OMFG NO BRADY WASN'T LIKE MONTANA MONTANA WAS GOAT AT EVERYTHING HE NEVER LOST SUPERBOWLS REEEEEEEEEE I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
>>64391416
So the other team in the same division as the team going 16-0 can't possibly go unbeaten, and neither could the other division where the unbeaten team play every team, but they'll only pay one team from each of the other two divisions won't they? Would that mean that theoretically the grand from a conference could have unbeaten seasons? Or am I going full retard?
>>64391525
It's been discussed to hell and back, I want new discussions.
>>64391568
Put your trip on, FINish Him.
>>64391559
don't be a meme loving fuck
>>64391589
>this flag
>this topic
shut up
1. Montana
2. Unitas
3. Brady
4. Favre
5. Marino
6. Elway
7. Staubach
8. Peyton
9. Young
10. Tarkenton
Peyton Manning, Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers > Tom Brady
discuss
>>64391568
Brett Favre>>>>Dan Marino
>>64391525
Joe Montana was the Tom Brady of his day.
Now that there's been a good amount of clinching in each conference, can someone lay out the situation re: tiebreakers in both the AFC and NFC?
>you're team
>ur 2016 1st round draftfu
>ur 2016 sleeper pick draftfu
Falcons
Myles Jack
Jeremy Cash
>tfw no Suzy Kolber wife
>>64391612
'no'
>>64391589
>Would that mean that theoretically the grand from a conference could have unbeaten seasons?
I was with you until this sentence, I have no idea what you are trying to say so I can't even answer it.
>>64391624
i thought she was a rug muncher
>>64391615
>jets
>cucked
lmao
Walter Payton>Barry Sanders
Discuss
>>64391469
They sucked one year and he took Dalton and Green the first 2 picks
>OBJ wont be playing against MIN
How do you vikingsfags feel about this? Relief or indifference?
>>64391644
Three teams
Yeah, it's late
>>64391648
Malcolm Butler > Logan Ryan
Discuss :3
>>64391644
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>64391683
no, only 2 teams from each conference could theoretically go 16-0 in the same season. a "third" one might not play one of the first two, but they WOULD have to play the other as a result.
>>64391589
Each team in a given division plays another division in the same conference, in its entirety. I hope it's clear now that only 2 teams can go 16-0.
>>64391589
the two undefeated teams in each conference cannot have played each other in the regular season. It would come down to tiebreakers as to who gets the 1 and 2 seeds.
There could theoretically be a maximum of 4 unbeaten teams, two from each conference.
>>64391725
Hah wrong
>>64391604
my team is already memes
all that's left is to embrace it completely and go full big red
doughty actually has insane numbers, but he's not that talented
his arm is a bit weak too
>>64391619
eags
paxton lynch/jack conklin/connor cook
carl nassib (not that sleeper but idc)
>>64391687
Butler isn't even the best Malcolm on the team
>>64391619
iggles
DeForrest Buckner
Karl Joseph
1. Aaron Rodgers (will go down as the GOAT with 3 owls and 4 MVPs)
2. Peyton Manning
3. Brett Favre
4. Steve Young
5. Drew Brees
6. Tom Brady
7. Joe Montana
8. Dan Marino
9. John Elway
10. Bart Starr
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>>64391619
Pats
>tfw
Donnel Pumphrey
>>64391731
No I'm right
>>64391745
Shut up retard this doesn't fucking involve you
And his name is spelled Malcom
And that's not even him.
Last two WR drafts accurate?
1.Le One handed Catch Man
2. Amari Cooper
3. Jarvis Landry
4. Jordan Matthews
5. Sammy Watkins
6. Allen Robinson
7. Brandin Cooks
8. Martavis Bryant
9. Mike Evans
10. Kelvin Benjamin
11. Stefon Diggs
12. Allen Hurns
>>64391745
You fucked up homie
>>64391745
>posting the wrong fucking Malcolm Brown
His name is Malcom
Dumbass
>>64391745
I've been very impressed with Brown this whole season. Dude was definitely a steal.
Can any Panthers fans explain to me why their team gives up TDs out the ass against teams with good offenses despite being loaded with talent on defense?
>>64391601
That honestly wasn't me, I don't post without my trip pham.
>yfw 7 team playoffs mean that 19-0 isn't the ultimate season anymore
>yfw the best thing possible would be 20-0 now
>yfw if carolina goes 19-0 then in 2016 we will have 7 team playoffs just cause the league is mad as fuck at the panthers
get fucked
>>64391774
PLEASE. Stefon Diggs DESERVES to be number one on that list after last game. Don't even give me that #11 shit, we ALL know he's easily the best WR in the NFC North
>>64391765
oh well. still, Brown > Butler
>>64391734
>iggles
>drafting a qb
>in the first round
Nah. They'll likely draft a linebacker/d-line hybrid
>>64391745
>inb4 deletion
>>64391804
Its called Sean McD's Famous "Up 35 points? Time for Prevent D" D
>>64391774
sammy watkins is overrated as fuck tbqh
>>64391820
>>64391774
Fyi I didn't make the list its from NFL . Com
>the Ravens will never draft a good WR
It hurts
>>64391824
>comparing a DT to a CB
>you
>trying to shitpost and messing up
please end yourself
G-go puckers...
>>64391774
how is allen robinson below anyone except ODB and maybe cooper
i'd put hurns higher too, and maybe martavis bryant above cooks
>>64391826
probably, but that wasn't the question
idk this is the part of the season where i yearn for elite QB play
>>64391857
I really do want to fuck your bussy
You just seem like the perfect submissive type that I could just control
With my dick
>>64391848
nah
>>64391857
shut up, smirk
>>64391619
jasg
ramsey
kenbrell brothers
reminder it's in the pats best interest to help the jets get to the playoffs and throw the game sunday
>peyton manning-all time great has beaten brady in two afccg
>big ben, future hall of famer and has best weapons in the league
>alex smith, doesn't turn the ball over and has been nothing short of elite lately
vs
>ryan fitzpatrick, journeyman who's done nothing this year but throw interceptions
obviously they need to throw this game
Hey guys what's your opinion of Krabs, the tripfag formerly known as Krabby?
BTW I am not him, just wanting some feedback on a local.
>>64391892
he's a complete faggot
>>64391882
>mfw we play Garoppollo with the intention of losing but he throws 6 TDs in a blowout win
>>64391882
Yo Krabs SHUTUP
>>64391892
Complete fag, probably the worst trip.
>>64391774
>>64391846
>Cooks above Bryant
>Allen Robinson below Landry, Jordan the invisible man Matthews and Sambo Watkins
>Hurns below Stefon Diggs, Benjamin, and Evans
what the--
>NFL.com
oh that explains everything
>>64391892
He's a faggot for using a trip. We all are.
>>64391892
he's OK tee bee aitch
>>64391892
He's a faggot who loves bbc
>OBJ appealing his suspension
Because apparently players should be allowed to give a helmet-to-helmet shot on an unaware player after taking a 10-yard run at them, after the play is over.
Flawless logic, Odell. I'm sure you'll win this appeal. Then maybe Hell will freeze over and I'll win the lottery.
>crydell beckwhaaaahm jr suspended for one game
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64391892
Of all trips, posts the least stupid shit talk. Also a jets fan so I like the guy
>>64391963
>Of all trips, posts the least stupid shit talk.
>Krabs
LOL
Chiefs
>>64391774
>No Tyler Lockett
Go Raiders!
r8
>Favorite player on your team
>Favorite player not on your team
>your stripper name
Steve Smith sr
Larry Fitzgerald
Mighty Mouse
>>64391981
Literally who?
>>64391872
this is actually a PG-13 board so try not to post stuff like this
>>64391882
>>64391892
>crabs
>>64391948
if you don't appeal it's an admission that you were wrong, which he's clearly too egotistical to admit
>>64391892
He's a pretty lobstery guy
Get it?
we was nfc champions an shit
>>64391988
Tom Brady
Jay Clutchler
Taller than 5'3
>>64391985
You are 100% correct
10/10
>>64392001
Fuck you I hate your jokes
Hey guys what's your opinion of Sneak, the tripfag sometimes known as Sneak gone mobile?
BTW I am not him, just wanting some feedback on a local.
>>64391985
Stillers 10-6 and its perfect
>>64391988
Sammy Watkins
Cam Newton
Red rocket
>>64392030
SHUT UP SNEAK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64391892
Krabs is such a kind poster and it makes me sad that asshole bandwagoners like Sneak and Mayo get to win while good men like Krabs suffer ;_;
>>64391988
Rodgers
same
nudity for the purpose of sexual arousal is unholy
>be OBJ
>get absolutely BTFO by the Panthers defense
>cry about it
>go absolute apeshit and intentionally try to hurt people
>get suspended
>b-b-but they had a bat, I was scared
>>64391985
8/8, m8
>>64392030
He used ESPN pickem
So he's obviously a faggot
>>64391988
Now that I think about it...is Steve Smith really on anybody's team? He's done yeah?
>>64391525
I realize how mad this makes me sound but I really do hate that /nfl/ still responds to you
>>64391988
brandon marshall
carson palmer
chillin with mcmillan
>>64391988
Gronk
Jason Witten
CIA
>>64391607
1. Montana
2. Young
3. Roethlisberger
4. Unitas
5. Brady
6. Marino
7. Favre
5. Marino
6. Elway
8. Peyton
9. Kordell Stewart
10. Moon
>Reading article about Odelle
>ESPN
>"Panthers used anti-gay language"
>anti-gay
So, faggot? How cücked are people that they can have sex on prime time tv yet can't say fag when reporting?
>>64392067
He'll be back next year
He wants one last season, he only played 8 games
>>64392050
show benis
At least the whole country knows how much of a fucking idiot Goodell is
>>64391988
Jeremy Maclin
Tom Brady
White Power
>>64391988
Charles Woodson
Megatron/C.J. Mosley
Busta Sick McThundaStick
Ok, edge lords. Let's say there's a new commissioner. In what way could he not be a "faggot"?
>>64392081
but muh sex positive media
muh triggers
>>64392118
>using anti gay language
White privileged cis scum
>>64392030
one of the cutest posters but I think she should smile more and be happy.
after all she does support on of the winningest teams who recently won an owl
>>64392085
not yet :<
>>64392118
- less flags
- less commercials
- less fanduel/draft kings
>>64392068
lol
>>64391988
Based Clwoney
Based Steve Smeth
Sneak
>>64392118
>>64392095
>>64392095
=he problem is that this is the only league with Owners that completely control the commissioner.
He's basically just a puppet; an outlet for a bunch of petty billionaires constantly at odds with each other.
Honestly, replacing the commissioner will do absolutely nothing, I honestly believe that.
>>64392137
>players hold on the play
>get mad at refs instead of the guy holding
>>64392081
WEW LADS
>>64392030
He's one of the best trips on /sp/. Even though he's always depressed, he knows his stuff.
>>64392158
> damage control
>>64392158
was at the game, didnt hear it
>>64392158
>anti-gay slurs
Fucking lel
>>64392118
Bring back Touchdown Dances for the $WAG and stop calling so much Defensive penalties this is the NFL not the Lingerie Football League
>>64391988
CWood
Luke Kekhly
Roxxy McCloud
>>64392158
Panthers dindu nuffin!
Deys gud boys!
Let's find out how /sp/ developed as fans
>Your favorite team
>Your father's favorite team
>The team closest to you geographically
Packers
Packers
Patriots
>>64392158
>ESPN is so cucked that banter between teams is bad
>calling someone a faggot for acting like a faggot is now bad
>>64392195
What was the point of not being able to dunk on the goal posts anymore?
>We want the LA fanbase
>>64391988
Mo wilkerson
Kam Chancellor
Slippin jimmy
>>64392211
Raiders
Raiders
Raiders/49ers
>>64392195
So, basically more chimps dancing and allowing defensive players to pass interfere and O-line guys to hold
Ok
>>64392158
A gay slur would be faggot
What's an anti-gay slur?
>>64392211
>Giants
>my dad follows futbol like a faggot
>Giants/Jets, technically
>>64392211
>Raiders
>Raiders
>Chargers lel
>>64392158
How bootyblasted are the Gints and MBJ really?
J-E-S-T
JEST
JEST
JEST
>>64392147
>>64392214
>2016-9 days
>not getting the joke
Bengals are da bomb
>>64392235
>His favorite WR growing up wasn't Chad Johnson/OchoCinco
>>64392158
>Anti-gay slurs
I could never imagine what and ESPN office is like. I call my buddies faggots when they act like idiots. Pretty sure if get fired day one at this shitstain of a sports channel.
>>64392229
obligatory
>>64392229
>"Hey Daddy, it's me. I wanna come home"
>>64392211
Raiders
>Dad likes boreball (Dodgers)
Raiders
>>64392158
>two prominently black teams have banter
>the word f*ggot is tossed around
>THE POOR GAYS WATCHING THE GAME
I have never met a homosexual who watches football. Except maybe Rodgers.
>>64392272
Some dude on /sci/ cracked his height.
>>64392304
u-uhh, w-well you're speaking to one now.
But I don't really get offended over stuff like that.
Words are words. It's whatever.
Raidnigger here
Does ANYONE like Jewdell?
>>64392243
jesus christ its horrible
the giants went from /sp/ savior for cucking brady in the owls to shitty memeteam with a memechimp receiver in 3 hours.
>>64392158
oy vey
>>64392272
Is this 8-8s in real life?
>>64392158
I smell a new /sp/ meme. Instead of faggot, it's anti-gay slur.
How do we un-JUST this franchise?
>>64392328
Lolno
>>64392118
>>64392095
>>64392095
>The problem is that this is the only league with Owners that completely control the commissioner.
MLB too to a lesser extent
>He's basically just a puppet; an outlet for a bunch of petty billionaires constantly at odds with each other.
There's only a few very influential owners that come up with/aid most of the shenanigans that go on. Jim Irsay and, until recently, Robert Kraft for example.
>Honestly, replacing the commissioner will do absolutely nothing, I honestly believe that.
I don't think so. there's a difference between controlled stupidity and deliberate stupidity, and Goodell is full-on the latter. Gary Bettman, single-handed cause of two player lockouts and a lost season in the NHL, is a better commish at this point.
>>64392211
Raiders
Steelers
Iggles
Why?
1. Fuck the Stillers
2. FUCK the giggles
3. see pic
>>64392361
Petition to move to the NFC east.
>>64392361
>FINish 8-8
>>64392328
I'm jealous of his job 2bh
>>64392361
Move them to LA.
>>64392211
>Patriots
>he's a Pats casual
>Patriots
>>64392361
start over
n-naners...
>>64392313
lel
>>64392348
5'3 and light skin so no
>>64392361
Move them to LA
>Memedell Chimpham Jr. and the Jew York Anti-Gay Slurs Gnats
baka
>>64392369
Swap with edp senpai
>>64391916
This tbqh
>>64391872
Eww.
>>64392211
Packers
Packers
Packers
feels pretty good desu
>>64392158
I once got yelled at for using faggot in public
said fuck off or does he want to see my collection of gay porn on my phone?
didnt call my bluff and backed off
I dont own a phone lol
>>64392211
Dolphins
Saints
Saints
>Why?
I met Dan Marino when I was 10 and he called me "Boss man". Will never forget that. Also I used to live in Florida.
>>64392030
Hes okay I guess.
>>64392161
This p much.
>>64392211
>Saints
>He doesnt into sports much, played rugby back in the day tho
>Whichever team is based farthest east
>>64392367
You quoted all the wrong posts while trying to respond to me, today is just not your day famalam.
>>64392367
>MLB too a lesser extent
>imblying
Disagree completely with that, with hockey maybe, but NBA and MLB have commissioner's that do a pretty decent job of separating themselves.
>There's only a few very influential owners that come up with/aid most of the shenanigans that go on. Jim Irsay and, until recently, Robert Kraft for example.
See, I disagree because I think even those that have "less pull" so to speak still are influential in swaying what happens in the league. The powerful ones obviously do more, especially with things that are publicly eye-catching, but the lesser Owners are still prodding their noses in.
>there's a difference between controlled stupidity and deliberate stupidity, and Goodell is full-on the latter. Gary Bettman, single-handed cause of two player lockouts and a lost season in the NHL, is a better commish at this point.
His deliberate stupidity is a by-product of idiots like Mara sticking their hands in things they shouldn't be in.
>>64392404
Dude, I'm a foot and an inch taller than you. You better be ripped as fuck
>>64392211
naners
>
us12s
>>64392423
>couldn't just intimidate them
Being a Manlet must suck
>>64392211
>Skins
>Skins
>Panthers but lived near DC until last year, still some redskins fans/bars in SC though
>>64392211
>Cardinals
>Seahawks/Chargers (he claims to like all the teams besides Pats/Packers though, also hates the jets)
>Seahawks
This guy walks up and slaps your gf's ass. What do you do? Bear in mind he has broken every record in the NFL worth breaking.
>>64392453
I'm not ripped but I'm stocky
I was skinny after I stopped being 40 pounds overweight (at 5'1) so junior year I picked up a barbell
>>64392211
Vikings
Cowboys
Steelers
Fight me
>>64392505
He broke the record for most superb owls?
Impressive
>>64392211
>Panthers
>Giants
>Panthers
>>64392505
ask him for his ring
>>64392455
>>64392504
>closest team is the Seahawks
>bandwagon other teams in the division
>>64392313
kek
>>64392211
panthers
r******s
panthers
>>64392553
I fucking hate their uniforms and the state of Washington
>>64392532
Just need some Bengals and Eagles connections and your family will appear in the next NFL commercial
>>64392575
Why does Seattle have to be the only team who's uniforms look like an Arena football uniform?
>>64392577
Actually my mom is an Eagles fan so I got that covered, she's actually from that area though.
You're in the club and this elite quarterback slaps your ass and shouts "GREEN 18"
what do you do?
>>64392460
im actually 6'2" and said it in an upset manner but I didnt feel like getting in a fight with some college hipster kek in an olive garden with my sister
>>64392505
I dont have a gf nor have I ever had one
>>64391606
Aw. Someone got embarrassed that the limey is right.
>>64392604
Sue him for assault and force him to settle for about 500K
>>64392532
Zimmer looks a lot like Norm Macdonald
>>64392634
Actually he was incredibly wrong, but good try.
>>64392313
Why is a 4'6" 12 year old manlet status?
>>64392634
except you're not
>>64392604
Sell the story to ESPN or blackmail him, or both.
>Pro Football Focus @PFF 4s5 seconds ago
>Jabaal Sheard has the fourth highest edge defender grade +19.1 since week 10
>>64392452
yeah I was thinking about something else when I was quoting those other posts and forgot to post my thoughts
>MLB have commissioner's that do a pretty decent job of separating themselves.
Bud Selig owned the Brewers for the entire time that he was commissioner.
>See, I disagree because I think even those that have "less pull" so to speak still are influential in swaying what happens in the league. The powerful ones obviously do more, especially with things that are publicly eye-catching, but the lesser Owners are still prodding their noses in.
Most just don't care IMO. Franchises are numbers on screens and paper for them, and they don't give a sshit about except to swing dicks about them, like in Pink Floyd's "Money".
>His deliberate stupidity is a by-product of idiots like Mara sticking their hands in things they shouldn't be in.
Sure, but he does have some freedom of choice as the "head" of the league in handling league concerns, and he's actively screwed the league out of its legitimacy with the tacks he's taken in dealing with the Rice and Peterson cases, Brady's suspension, and other scandals, in which the owners were not necessarily involved in his decision.
He just can't do anything right.
>>64392676
>since week 10
Wow it's fucking nothing dot webm
>>64392304
>game where large, heavily muscled men wearing hard plastic pads collide repeatedly with each other, growing sweaty (don't forget Madden's obsession with linemen ass-cracks) with the effort
Yeah, gay guys totally wouldn't go for that
>>64392079
>5 6 7 5 6 8 9 10
u wot m8
>>64392211
Panthers
Panthers(was cowboys before panther existed)
Panthers
I always root for a NC team.
>>64392328
No.
But I don't think the things he does are malicious.
He's just stupid and tends to overcompensate.
>>64392211
49ers
Raiders
Chargers
>>64392211
Chiefs
Chiefs (grandpa took him to see super bowl 4 when he was a kid)
Rams
>>64392079
>how do I count
>>64392593
>who are the bucs
>>64392079
dude weed lmao
>>64392211
Lions
Lions
Lions
>>64392748
I always forget you're Suck Cal scum.
>>64392777
Checked
>>64392792
well not by birth, but yeah. did you forget that I'm half hispanic too? or that my mom is from canada? I've got all sorts of weird heritage but it seems to fit with the area.
>>64392843
>another Canadian fan
Oh great
>>64392843
No wonder you're homeless.
Have you find a place that will give you a hot meal this Christmas or are you just going to spend it sleeping in the streets?
Delivering some brand new fresh OC, do not steal.
>>64392211
Chargers
Chargers
Chargers
>>64392843
could be worse
i am forever ashamed to admit my father jumped on the bandwagon
>>64392211
Chiefs
Chiefs
Eagles
>>64392856
I'm not actually canadian, I've never even been there. I think I had dual citizenship before I was 18 though. the closest thing I've ever had to canadian culture was when my mom made shepherd's pie. I've never had poutine though.
>>64392861
yeah I found a place, it's called "mine". as in the place that I've been living in and paying for, for the last 9 months or so now.
>ARZ: Tyrann Mathieu done for season with torn ACL
;_; why was he still in the game bros?
>>64392861
He's not homeless anymore since he found out he was eligible for thousands of dollars in welfare
>>64392901
How many dicks did you have to suck to pull that off?
>>64392864
add this one in there somewhere
>>64392901
shepherd's pie isn't canadian tho
>>64392892
Can't blame him tho. At least he can die knowing his team won multiple owls
>tfw based James Jones memes his way to #1 in receiving TDs again
>>64392909
autism?
>>64392864
>dank meme
>compilation of "original content"
you are truly pathetic
>>64392211
>Bucs
>ex step father likes the Giants. Current step father is from maine and rooted for the Pats, but doesnt give a lot of shit so he just roots for my Mom's team now. Mom likes Cowboys. I dont think my real father likes football.
>Cowboys.
>>64392868
Same.
>>64392864
>>64392926
>didn't make the playoffs
EMBRACE THE HATE
>>64392952
Do you even know your real father?
>>64392952
Isn't Denver or Seattle closer to where you live?
>only 11 teams have a record above .500
I can't tell if this is good or bad.
>>64392980
I met him once when i was eight.
>>64392980
Vader killed his father.
>>64392966
>Cheating
>>64391988
Eddie Lacy
Larry Fitz
Wife's Son
>>64393011
OH YOU ;3
>>64392923
I just got one of my contacts from my old job to get me a place to stay long enough to get a new job, then used that and borrowed some money (long paid back already) to get the first, last and deposit on a new place. pretty plain and simple.
>>64392928
further proving the point that I know jack all about canada or what passes for culture there.
>>64391988
Jordan Hicks
JJ Watt
Tiki
>>64392999
>>64393000
[spoiler]sequential spooky trips[/spoiler]
who spooked here?
>>64391948
The NFLPA almost always makes the players appeal no matter what.
>>64392158
You fucking KNOW they would pull the racist card if it was Eric Decker or Jordy Nelson instead of le meme catch man.
>>64392940
>autistic hispanica
Makes sense
>>64392211
iggles
pats
chargers
>>64391988
>Palmer
>Megatron
>Money Shot
>>64392995
I live in San Antonio, Texas.
I was recently in Montana visiting my family though. I was born in Montana.
>>64391988
On my team ever or just currently? Ronde Barber/cant decide between Mccoy or David.
Revis. Earl Thomas. Mathieu. Idk.
Judge Swabb.
>>64393008
oddish is a qt biracial girl and buckme's gf
they plan to adopt a eastern European orphan
>>64393025
Lacy is so based, I wish there wasn't so much doubt about how serious he is
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