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DET:Golden Tate feasts with two more touchdowns
DET:Matthew Stafford buries Saints with big first half
OAK:Charles Woodson to retire after the season
DET:Ebron, Megatron both active for MNF at Saints
GB:Aaron Rodgers wants Abbrederis on field more
SEA:Carroll: Seahawks will maintain RBBC approach
DET:Never much doubt: Megatron will play on MNF
SD:Chargers place Melvin Gordon (knee) on I.R.
IND:Colts rule out Andrew Luck (kidney) for Wk 16
NYG:NFL suspends Odell Beckham for one game
TEN:Mariota done for season with sprained MCL
DEN:DEN 'starting from scratch' with QB situation
>not using a charles woodson OP pic
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/12/kirk-cousins-filed-an-application-to-trademark-the-phrase-you-like-that
Chris who?
>it's a mayo is OP episode
>>64397392
go to bed sean, you have work in the morning
discuss football you queers
>>64397421
>Betamore
You may ONLY reply if your team has an elite runningback
>Olell Cuckham
who /cango11-5andstillmisstheplayoffs/ here
Is it real nigga hours yet?
nth for OBJ a bitch
Sneak's Official Post Week 15 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Patriots
4. Seahawks (+1)
5. Chiefs (+1)
6. Steelers (+1)
7. Broncos (-3)
8. Bengals
9. Packers (+1)
10. Jets (-1)
11. Vikings
12. Redskins (+1)
13. Texans (+4)
14. Giants (-2)
15. Bills (-1)
16. Raiders (-1)
17. Rams (+3)
18. Colts (-2)
19. Falcons (+3)
20. Bucs (-2)
21. Eagles (-2)
22. Lions (+4)
23. Saints (-2)
24. Jaguars (-1)
25. Chargers (+6)
26. Dolphins (-2)
27. Bears (-1)
28. Browns (-1)
29. 49ers (-1)
30. Ravens (-1)
31. Cowboys (-1)
32. Titans
>>64397413
Did you walk on to the team?
>>64397481
Panthers should be below the Pats until they actually beat a good team
>>64397481
>Sneak
>>64397466
Rooting for ya friend
Fuck the steelers, lets get two AFCE teams in the playoffs.
>>64397481
Swap 1&2
>>64397413
>Big Ben's Dragon
now there's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time
>>64397481
Seahawks should be 2 at worst.
>>64397504
>Joseph Flacco
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
What team's shitposting is worse? Patriots or Chiefs?
>>64397512
They lost to the both of the top 2 teams
>>64397518
Cowcucks
>>64397517
F
also don't ever reply to me again.
>>64397534
no one has shitposted cowboys for a while now
>All of the Monday Night football casters except Ditka chose the Saints over the Lions
They all ate shit
>>64397522
The Seahawks would definitely beat the Patriots right now, though.
>>64397545
>the Ravens are out of the playoffs
>mfw
>>64397482
no walk ons, played flag football in a local competitive league
>>64397504
Fall semester over, now i have time to shitpost for playoffs
>>64397487
>>64397501
Jealous as fuck. 14-0
>>64397474
post black memes pls
>>64397556
shitstorm incoming, seek shelter
>>64397527
And then you wake up.
>>64397562
show america how it's done son!
>>64397501
really
t-thanks
so will you let us win
>>64397563
have one of Adrian Peterson neglecting several of his bastard children.
>>64397565
>mfw earlier in the season you were calling Joe flukeo an ironman
>>64397575
>WAKE ME UP
they won't even make the playoffs tbqh pham
>>64397501
>rooting for the Jets
>wanting us to have to actually play vs miami @ miami
>rooting for the fucking Jets
Smh
>>64397561
You're disappointing me son
>>64397618
>tfw no 1st round pick to draft an O lineman with
>>64397556
Right now? Yes.
Later, when the Patriots are healthy and menacing again? That's kind of a stretch.
Is Joey Bosa worth the #1 overall pick?
respond to this post or your mommy dies
>>64397618
>Packers drafting from 21-27 for the 15th of the past 20 seasons
>>64397657
whats the difference? my grandmother died a few weeks ago right after my birthday and my dog will be put down in the next few days
i dont give a fuck.
>>64397657
pls no
the Panthers are going to go 16-0 aren't they?
>>64397688
No, they're going 19-0
So I just looked up the Panthers schedule to see if I could disprove the "Panthers haven't beaten a good team" meme and I'm pretty surprised that /sp/ was actually right.
>>64397618
>all the teams that are >.500
>the packers had the toughest schedule
>>64397688
They'll lose to the Falcons and go 15-1.
>>64397707
What teams do you consider good?
Go Panthers :^)
>>64397678
I'm here for you anon.
>>64397715
Any team that's above .500 and the only team on that schedule above .500 is the fucking Seahawks.
>>64397714
LOL
>>64397732
That was an officiating mistake.
>m-muh Falcucks
>>64397720
How did "wife's son" become such a catchy meme?
Is there honestly anybody who isn't a Panthers bandwagoner that didn't like seeing OBJ's hit on Norman?
>>64397723
Pretty sure the Packers are over .500, m8
>>64397720
that asian guy with two phones knows whats up
>Go on E!SPN
>Front page is DONT DEMONIZE OBJ HE DINDU NUFFIN ITZ A VIOLENT SPORT!
I feel ashamed knowing I share the same species as these people.
>>64397752
Maybe if it wasn't as blatant or was a part of the game. It had no purpose other than to harm another player, so no, I didn't enjoy it.
>>64397602
I'd rather face Marshall and Keker than a 5 headed receiver threat senpai
>>64397752
It was nice. Reminded me of Talib and Smith.
>>64397763
Oh shit. I forgot the Packers. Sorry Sneak.
>>64397801
>apologising to snerk
Best/worst grades for Week 15
WR: Antonio Brown, PIT / Chris Hogan, BUF
WR: Emmanuel Sanders, DEN / Odell Beckham, NYG
TE: Darren Fells, ARI / Vance McDonald, SF
LT: David Bakhtiari, GB / Chris Hairston, SD
LG: Justin Pugh, NYG / Dallas Thomas, MIA
C: Eric Wood, BUF / Trevor Robinson, SD
RG: Brandon Brooks, HOU / D.J. Fluker, SD
RT: Doug Free, DAL / Joe Barksdale, SD
QB: Carson Palmer, ARI / Zach Mettenberger, TEN
FB: Jerome Felton, BUF / Zach Line, MIN
TB: David Johnson, ARI / Jeremy Hill, CIN
DE: Ndamukong Suh, MIA / Taylor Hart, PHI
DE: Olivier Vernon, MIA / Cliff Avril, SEA
DT: Aaron Donald, STL / T.Y. McGill, IND
DT: Ian Williams, SF / David Parry, IND
LB: Melvin Ingram, SD / Bud Dupree, PIT
LB: NaVorro Bowman, SF / James Laurinaitis, STL
LB: Vontaze Burfict, CIN / Will Compton, WAS
CB: Malcolm Butler, NE / Josh Norman, CAR
CB: Tyrann Mathieu (Ripip), ARI / Chris Harris, DEN
S: Mike Adams, IND / Daniel Sorensen, KC
S: Mike Mitchell, PIT / Daimion Stafford, TEN
K: Connor Barth, TB / Chandler Catanzaro, ARI
P: Brett Kern, TEN / Brad Wing, NYG
RS: Benny Cunningham, STL / Jamison Crowder, WAS
>>64397792
You're dumb for not knowing how this works. E!SPN has been blasting him all day. Now they're going for the other slice of the market.
>>64397849
>both Odell and Josh Norman had bad grades
How??????
>>64397849
>CB: Malcolm Butler, NE / Josh Norman, CAR
>>64397849
>Bahktiari
>best grade
wat
>he got injured anyway
>>64397867
Beckham had drops and penalties
Norman got burned by Beckham on two passes that Beckham dropped
>>64397876
OBJ also had the worst WR grade
and who did Butler cover?
>>64397849
God I motherfucking wish dallas thomas gets a career ending injury. the dolphins coachs are too retarded to not fucking make him a FA
>>64397887
The superior week 15 Beckham senpai
>>64397898
No, Ryan was covering him
He was on Nate Washington
>>64397904
Nate Washington doesn't play for the Titans anymore
he's on the Texans now
>>64397904
Are you sure
>7 of 10 posts by tripfags
Nice "general" you have there
>>64397959
man I remember when I first got here
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64398011
>smug chiefs Charizard
>picture is CLEARLY a Charmeleon
Triggered af rn tbqh
HOLY SHIT JOSH LOOK OUT OBJ HAS A GUN AND DYNAMITE
>>64398011
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
>mfw all of these came true
>Tfw 2 trap games in a row to finish out the season.
>>64397752
I would love nothing more than Cam getting in another car wreck and half the team breaking a leg next sunday, but that crazy fighting shit is bad for the game.
Football has transitioned from a tough game to a flop sport like Soccer and Basketball where players act out and get upset if they aren't "treated right" by the referees.
Baseball and Hockey, everybody has a stick that's about as good a weapon as a football helmet. Those sports still have a gentleman's understanding that if you start chimping out, the other team is going to stop the game and straighten your shit out until everybody is ready to play again.
>>64398027
It gets a reply every time ;*)
>>64398038
feels so good family
>>64398042
>implying the Steelers won't steamroll both of them
>>64398038
>pass rush
Denver
>Lb core
Carolina maybe Seattle
>Secondary
Denver/New England
>Top 5 line
Sure
>>64398068
stay cücked
>>64398038
>pass ruch
Broncos
>LB corp
Panthers
>secondary in the AFC
Bengals, Broncos
>D-Line
top 10 maybe
>>64397909
Oh
I forgot his name then
>>64397913
I'm very sure
>>64398068
>pass rush
Patriots
>LB Corp
Patriots
>Secondary
Patriots
>>64398038
>>Best pass rush in the NFL
Buncos
>>Best LB corp in the NFL
Patriots/Panthers
>>Best secondary in the AFC
Bengals/Broncos/Jets?
>>Top 5 D-Line
Okay
>>64398113
How are you and BB?
>>64398011
>>64398038
>>64398050
Hop on the playoffs train, family members
>>64398155
Lets hope one of us knocks off the broncos
>>64398113
from the looks of it I'm guessing that Butler was covering Harry Douglas
Why is everyone saying the Broncos have the best pass rush?
The patriots have the same amount of sacks as them (47)
>>64398147
I'm fuck you
>>64398192
That was it
>>64397849
>Vance McDonald somehow returned to his 2013-2014 self
typical
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64398197
The moose farm is well yes
>>64398185
Shouldn't be too difficult, right?
>>64398238
>>64398185
Not as difficult as when you lose in the Super Bowl.
>Yates tears his ACL and is out for the season
>Hoyer still can't remember what his name is
>Brandon Weeden is still the starting QB
>out of all three he has looked the most competent
I swear to fuck if Brandon Weeden somehow gets a playoff win with the Texans after sucking with the Cowboys I will laugh my ass off.
>Chefs
>in charge of
Statitically
>top 5 defense
>top 5 reciever
>top 5 QB's used
>top 5 sacker(JC just nut tappers)
Top fucking cuck
They are top 5 in players killing themselves though. So you got that going for you.
>>64398273
>mfw Seacucks fans unironically think they're going to the Owl
Oh, I am laffin
>>64398295
He has Yates's playbook and Smeth magic. It's happening.
>>64398238
Easy pickens
>>64398273
>seacucks
Lel
It's not fair >we won't make the playoffs.
>>64398319
Could you imagine the shitposting if he blundered his way into the Owl?
>>64398348
>Non playoff teams posting in the playoff general
>>64398319
the passing of the torch from yates to weeden already led to the best joke o f the year so it's worth it just for that
>>64398348
>it's not fair
that's life bud
>>64397392
>not Charles Woodson edition
You don goofed m8
>>64398374
>implying the toxins can hold a division lead
>>64398416
>they play the Titans (without Memeiota) and Jacksonville to close out the season
I think they might be able to pull 8-8 again m8.
>>64398377
Quite possibly played every just below average QB
Hoyer 3-5
Mallet 1-3
Yates 2-0 (Beat bengals, jests, and ded against clots)
Weeden 1-0
Good thing that Smeth magic is finally kicking back in.
>>64398416
>You're right, they'll lose to Selfieburger and the Oilers
If the Seahawks beat the Cardinals for their last regular season game this year, will Russell Wilson be elite?
Will Russell Wilson ever be elite?
>>64398295
>Texans
>playoff win
lol stop it anon
>>64398458
that depends
with arizona pretty much locking up the first round bye, they might pull a 2014 week 17 pats and let the us12s win because they know that game will be meaningless anyway
>>64398458
He will be elite when he's over 6' tall.
>>64398480
Oh hey Andy
>>64397849
>Best QB
>not Dab Newton
He had 300 yard passing, 5TDs, 0 INTs, AND 100 yard rushing. That's some straight Madden shit, and it's not even including the game-winning drive or the fact that he was taking some huge shots throughout the game.
>the year is 2018
>the LA Rams play the LA Chargers
Who wins, /sp/?
>>64398551
The rest of america as LA slides into the ocean. All across the flyover states there are scenes of people on their rooftops. 12 years later people will argue about this moment in a presidential debate.
>>64398551
not st. louis or san diego
>>64398551
What if they tied :0
>>64398533
It's institutionalized racism trying to keep the black man down
>>64398693
you're not on tumblr anymore friend
there's no need for their racemixing brainwash here
>>64397883
I thought he only got burnt once (for the touchdown). The other one was Finnegan
>>64398533
>doesn't understand that stat line =/= grade
Matthew Berry pls
hey guys check out my satanic trips
>>64398666
Senpai I just discovered the anti-EDP
https://youtu.be/W_bp9oTzvQ4
>>64398551
I'm afraid you're wrong friend.
>>64398876
This video actually annoyed me a bit. I've seen a few EDP videos and despite spouting shit every sentence, he is way more realistic.
Chip Kelly is trash and so is Billy Davis.
>>64398876
They're both virgins tbqh.
>>64398915
Anyone else think having a team in england is a bad idea?
>>64398915
where's the mexican and brazilian teams
>>64398935
Yea, everyone.
Teams would have to spend the entire week leading up to the game in England to get used to the time difference, or re-work the bye week system to have teams play in Britbongistan the week after their bye. But that would mean the team in England starts and ends their season on the road every year.
That isn't even mentioning the travel times for the team that's actually IN London.
7.5-8.5 hours from London to NY. And that's just New York. Imagine scheduling the Seahawks to play in London, or the London team to play in Seattle. You're talking spending over half a day in the air for a 4 hour game then jumping right back on a plane to get back home and start re-adjusting for the next week.
People wanna blame travel times on teams losing games on the opposite coast of the country they live in... How about having to have teams travel across an ocean 8 times a year to play a game.
It's just not feasible and doesn't make sense outside of the couple games a year, for all the sense that those games make.
>>64398947
Never heard of those tbph phaam.
>>64398935
who thinks it's a good idea?
no one but the league actually wants a team there, and that's only for muh foreign presence and revenues
never mind that no one in england actually would support a team there
>>64398980
it's just a matter of time
Who here /EliteQB/?
Not 20 of you faggots. That's all I know.
Why did you lied to me ;-;
>>64399158
Do you even have a first overall bust to shut down other first overall busts?
Weak ass team and shit.
>>64398551
>LA Rams
But they're not moving to LA senpai. It's Chargers/Raiders.
>>64397487
so basically you are saying we should put the panthers lower that the pats because we don't know if panthers can beat good teams even though we know the pats can't.
Is Calvin Johnson finished?
>>64399584
No, he's still working on your mom's pussy.
Odell is still a great role model and I wont be taking away the Beckham jersey I gave to my wife's son for Hanukkah
>>64397481
Why would the Broncos fall 3 when they showed huge potential in the first half ?
Maybe its ok because of how well the others did,but anyway.
>>64398915
>Implying the Titans would give the rights to a team in Oklahoma to use to nickname 'Oilers'
They didn't even let Houston use it. Why do you think they're called the Texans?
>>64399710
>implying Houston wanted anything to do with the Oilers after they left
Eagles 2017 hc John Harbaugh
Eagles 2017 oc Jim Harbaugh
Eagles 2017 dc Bud Foster
>>64397657
stop meenie ;___;
#baseballbatGate
>>64397618
>doesnt say redskins
What a bunch of faggots
Bye bye Charles Woodson.
>>64400305
Reported for racism
>Prater missing an easy field goal
>Prater missing those extra points against the pack
He fell off the wagon again didn't he
>>64399584
Hell no, you would know that if you realized that the loins o line was so shit this year that Stafford had no time to throw it deep. Plus, getting double or triple covered all the time leaves you pretty banged up. Just ask your mom, she knows all about that.
>>64400400
yeah that's what I thought. Haven't really followed Lions this year and saw he only managed one catch vs the Saints. But I just realized he reached 1k yards yet again this year, very impressive tbqh. How long will he be able to keep it up?
>>64397461
>anyone other than this man
>elite
>>64400438
Hopefully for a while, he's still a managing 1000 yards on a down year with nagging injuries. With Staffords cannon arm and insane durability, he's got potential to last almost as long as rice I would think. I just want them to get a playoff win, but if Austin leaves for an hc job somewhere at the end of the season I'm not sure it will happen.
>>64397487
Every time the Pats play a good team they lose
>>64397849
>FB: Jerome Felton, BUF / Zach Line, MIN
Thanks Norv
>>64400490
'No'
>>64400534
reply
>>64400539
reply to the reply.
>>64400539
Here's a (you)
Is it safe to call Melvin Gordon a bust even if the SD O-line was a hot mess.
>>64400551
Yes. It's not all on the Chargers o-line.
>wisconsin RBs
not even once
>>64400551
Yes.
>>64400551
Yep, he's a bust all right
Like I busted in your moms chink mouth last night
>>64400561
The only thing you're busting is the button on your XXXXL jeans after eating your fiftieth glazed jelly donut of the day
>>64400544
Not too subtle subtle damage control
>>64400570
>Canada
>enjoy things filled with sticky substances
Not surprised
>>64400544
>green
>>64400607
Reply
>>64400627
Reply
Mayo eats Cheez Whiz out of a jar with a spoon.
>>64400628
>frog
reminder that the xecucks have the easiest schedule in the league
>b-b-but muh wussel has scored 3 touchdown in multiple weeks
against bottom 5 defenses. he isn't even the 3rd best QB from his draft class
>>64400676
Saw this posted somewhere else earlier
>>64400012
[Current] Eagles hc scientifically retarded
[Current] Eagles oc practically retarded
[Current] Eagles dc clinically retarded
>>64400715
Wilson is already the best QB of all time.
>>64400676
>beat teams that lose a lot
>lose to teams that win a lot
Wow it's almost like that's how good teams get wins in the NFL
NFL Jeopardy time!
>>64400740
Flanagan?
>>64400740
Jim brown
>>64400715
saw this posted on /sp/
1-12 against teams that score 25 or more
Brady was never that bad, even in his first few seasons of a defensebabbby
also
>0 int
yeah, but 6 fumbles in that same span
meanwhile, Cam Cam the Man has 18 passing 1rushing TD, and only 1 turnover (a tipped passed intercepted); also, his team is undefeated
inb4
>18 td 1 int
>>64400012
>implying John Harbaugh is leaving Baltipoor
One bad season when his team was riddled with injuries isn't going to cost him his job anytime soon
>implying Jim is leaving Michigan
Why would he ever leave his comfy college coaching gig and go back to the NFL after the way York and Baalke treated him?
>>64400752
>1-12 against teams that score 25 or more
This is the apotheosis of cherrypicked stats. Usually a team averaging 25 points a game is an elite NFL offense.
>>64400774
>when his team was riddled with injuries
can't believe purposely injuring Joe Flacco worked
>last play of the game
>by his own player
Harbaugh is a mastermind; everyone is giving him a pass on this season, despite the fact they were 2-6 when everyone was healthy. Plus, now they have a reason to chop Flacco's contract in half
>>64400467
yeah, he is quite amazing. Surely in the top 3 of WR's of the last decade no? Maybe even the best
>>64397527
>Teddy just pretending to be a game manager all season
>Puts up another 5+ Tds on the GNATS
>BTFO GB At home TWICE in 2 weeks
>BTFO Panthers in NFCCG
>Beat Brady in another Fuck you Brady you don't need another ring last minute TD that always happens.
The >Fluke comments would be hilarious
>>64397706
I think Cam is playing stellar and deserves the MVP, but you have to admit that pass was really fucking lucky.
>>64400795
>average
there's your problem. these aren't teams that "average" 25
I would hardly call the Rams an elite offense, ever. and yet, 2 of those 12 losses (or ~20%) were to the shitty Rams
>>64400800
Suggs was the biggest loss of the season and he went down early so they were never fully healthy at all
>>64400814
He's definitely top 5 all time for sure, ignore what dez cryant trollbabbies say
If you don't double cover him he will burn you 90% of the time, assuming the offensive line holds lel
>>64400795
Which means Russ isn't elite since his offense can't score 25 or more often.
>>64400826
The Rams meme their way to wins over the Seahawks by whipping out trick plays they don't pull on anyone else. They won in week 1 off a fake punt.
>your favorite team
>team you hate the most
>favorite soda
Chiefs
Broncos
Vanilla Coke
Guys, I'm helping my wife's son with his Chemistry homework, and we're stuck on this really tough question:
How many Super Bowls have the Vikings won?
>>64400841
The Seahawks are averaging >25 PPG senpai
>>64400847
Bucs
Pats/Packers
Root Beer
>>64400847
Cowboys
Cowboys
Ur moms pussy
>>64400845
>Losing to trick plays
Jej
Russell is good qb, but hes a defense babby (not really his fault) and not elite yet.
>>64400847
Chargers
Broncos
Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
>>64400818
I'd happily take it but the Vikings winning the owl this year absolutely would be a fluke
>>64400831
besides he was the only offensive threat for the Lions for several years, so really impressive how he has managed to be so good and so consistent over time.
>>64400847
Vikings
Packers
Soda makes you fat you fucking fat fucks
>>64400887
Exactly. The Lions may be cursed, but Johnson and other guys make them so much fun to watch. Last night's game was great.
>dat Riddick juke
>dat angry Samoan ngata stuffing Hightower at the goal line with a man already on him
>last ranked run offense beating the last ranked run defense
>>64400908
Water fag detected
Don't forget to eat your organic quinoa and activated almonds
>>64400800
>>64400774
he has 1 year left on his contract and hasn't talked extension
>>64400925
Water is the GOAT drink my corpulent companion
I haven't been paying attention to the rams at all this season other than week 1, is nick foles not starting for them? I'm seeing ramsfags actually talking about making a trade for RG3, what the fuck is going on?
>>64400871
They've scored >25 points in 8 games this season, 6 straight since their bye week.
Since the bye, they've averaged 33.8 PPG
Their offense is on fire
>>64400744
>>64400745
incorrect
he is a QB, I will give you that
>>64400951
those people are morons
foles isn't starting anymore, case keenum started the past 3 games
>>64400847
Burrs
Detroit/Pats
50% Sierra Mist 50% Mr. Pibb
>>64400969
that sounds weird
>>64397461
Oh hai
>>64400988
It is actually the best soda I've ever had
I would try it next time
>>64400818
Make it so
after watching Caldwell challenge that a play was a fumble after the saints player clearly recovered it anyways made me contemplate something
How in the fuck are there still nigger coaches? It's clear to me they're dumb as fuck, HOW do they keep getting HEAD COACHING jobs after disclaiming their incompetence on national television and failing time after time
>>64400993
Playing the piano gets all the bitches wet
Just look at her face, she's imagining how good it will feel to have herself stretched to her limit when he's balls deep inside her
>>64401009
Should I come to Toronto sean
>>64401009
>How in the fuck are there still nigger coaches?
NFL is not about the quality of sport or winning or anything like that
It's about making profit and being a SJW cuck is good for drawing in the libtard sheep masses of the US of A who usually shy away from masculine interests like sports.
>>64401023
Sure
>>64401030
Will you buy me some Timmies?
>>64400847
Seahawks
Rasm because fuck Fisher
Root Beer
>>64400908
I drink only water at home. I only drink soda at restaurants, and I'm getting away from it recently because it's getting tougher for me to drink carbonated drinks.
Also, wtf
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. CHIEFS ARE LOOKING HYPE AS FUCK, GOAT GOD DAMN NFL TEAM. CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD COMING THROUGH.
SORRY DENVER, WE CAN'T EVEN LET YOU HAVE THE WEST
>>64400847
Pats
Dolphins
Nestea Iced Tea
>>64397392
Could somebody please explain the concept of RBBC?
>>64401075
Really big black cock
>>64401075
>RBBC
Running back by committee.
http://www.fantasysportshero.com/definitions/fantasy-football/rbbc/
>>64401035
No ill smash your face in
>>64401075
Really big black cock
Video surfaced of Norman rolling up on ODB with a bat
Can't post webm because of the file size but he does yell his name out
Probably not enough to win the appeal
Can't believe how much mental gymnastics the Gints and some Gintfags are going through to say that OBJ should get unsuspended
>muh Bat
>muh gayslurs
>muh they said they would end my career
All of that isn't anything more than pregame trash talking. The fact that it affected memedell Jr means how weak he is mentally and how easy it is to rattle him up. And it worked.
>>64401113
post link
>>64401113
dont they have some team motto like beat down or keep swinging or something? like chill, I heard they do the bat thing all the time.
>>64401106
Cmon... We can go skating and go to the CN tower or something
>>64400847
Ravens
Steelers
Vanilla Coke/Diet Pepsi/Pepsi
>>64401127
I see the CN tower everyday it's boring
>>64400847
Vikings
Packers [spoiler] tied with the Saints?[/spoiler]
Spring Grove Lemon Sour.
>>64401120
https://www.instagram.com/p/_kyBeNHxJk/
>>64401126
The bat was for defense to "bring the wood" and "hit a home run"
Is mayo responding to himself?
>>64401139
Well then you can show me the sights of Toronto
And we can watch the Pats game together :)
>>64397466
Who /knowthatfeel/ here?
>>64401150
Okay see you tomorrow
>>64401146
Thats the practice squad player, dummy.
>>64401156
I do
>tfw that happened in 2008 to my team (my winners)
You don't know the pain of being a pats fan
>>64401160
I can't book a flight that soon silly
I have to prepare
>>64401147
Shut up
>>64401161
>8-8's
>in charge of fact checking
Pick 1
>>64401185
>can't book a flight that soon silly
You literally can
>>64401194
But I have to pack and all that bullshit
>>64401203
That takes like an hour at most?
>>64401118
OBJ is literally I'm Jimmy tier
>>64401146
too bad you can't hear the banter
>tfw kelce
>tfw maclin
>tfw west
>tfw ware
>tfw peters
>tfw berry
>tfw hali
>tfw johnson
>tfw houston
>tfw poe
>tfw sherman
>tfw sean smith
>tfw alex smith
>tfw all of these players are top 5 at their position
>>64401223
Not when you have massive hammies and quads like me (deadlift over 700 pounds)
>>64401257
Lotus?
>>64400847
>chiefs
>radders
>fucking coke
>>64400740
Vinny Testaverde
George Blanda
Tom Brady (Beef O'Brady)
>>64401256
Smeth is indeed an elite game manager
>>64400847
>Browns
>Steelers
>Oat
>>64401296
Your mother fucking sucks fucking big fucking donkey dicks
>>64401276
It is indeed Vinny Testaverde.
I was surprised to find he doesn't have the record number of franchises played for, seemed like he was with a different team every year
>>64401328
How much of that was necessary
>>64401349
>I was surprised to find he doesn't have the record number of franchises played for
Who does?
>>64401361
Just shut up
Trying to get into american football, any place to start?
>>64401389
NFL Redzone is a great channel to watch, basically they show every touchdown and switch from every game so you see all teams
>>64401389
soccer
>>64401389
Yeah start with licking my anus, swedecuck
>>64401361
well, there's this:
https://www.answers.com/Q/Which_player_has_played_for_the_most_different_NFL_teams
but it's probably outdated. Vinny only has 7 (Bucs, Browns, Ravens, Jets Cowboys, Pats, and Panthers, from '87 to '07)
>>64401418
Thanks for no buli
>>64401389
removing kebab
>>64401440
no problem senpai
I stood up and randomly started feeling cold and jittery (in a hoodie) with a headache
I'm dying family
Sat down and I'm still cold
>>64401422
Why the impotent anger all the time, Sean?
>>64401462
That's just the feeling of the season nearing its end.
>>64400847
Dolphins
Jets
Dr. Pepper
>>64397720
>having a blast with your well behaved, loving step son
>get on tv rooting for your perfect team
>come home to a delicious home cooked meal from your wife, followed by sexual favors
i see literally nothing wrong here
>>64401477
It hasnt been under 30 degrees the whole month
>>64401361
Shayne Graham has actually played games for 10 teams. If there's anyone who has more, post it
>>64400847
Pats
Giants
Moxie (cans only, the bottled ones have HFCS)
>>64401521
>muh HFCS boogeymen
Why
>>64401533
it makes it too sweet and is less healthy than even plain sugar.
Haha Odell Beckham's appeal is being heard by James Thrash. The same James Thrash that used to play for the Eagles and Redskins.
No way that's getting lifted.
>>64401557
I know trash personally and he just texted me he's gonna lift it
peyton manning still leads the league in interceptions
>>64401593
MY NIGGA
>>64401605
GOAT
O
A
T
>>64401605
>
>>64401553
>it makes it too sweet
a pound of lead weighs more than a pound of feathers, too, right?
>is less healthy than even plain sugar.
Nah.
>>64401593
I know your mum personally and she just texted me the tests came back negative
I keep getting colder I think I have hypoglycemia
I'm scared /nfl/
Go ravens
>>64401635
>>64401635
>a pound of lead weighs more than a pound of feathers, too, right?
That reminds me of this, guy is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwr6_015ROo
>Opponent in fantasy semi-final had Mariota at QB this week
>Opponent for championship match next week has Odell Beckham Jr.
Its all comin up Anon...
>>64400925
>he doesn't drink water
????
>>64401666
Nice try twisting my words Satan, but I never said I don't drink water.
>>64401627
Ty Law should be in the hall of fame. And Peyton should be made to do the introduction. That way at the end of the intro, he can say...
>"And now like I did so many times, especially in the playoffs, I'm gonna turn it over to Ty."
>>64400948
>water > tea
Yea nah
Tea is GOAT
unless it's that nasty southern sweet tea
Might as well be fucking soda
>>64400847
>Chargers
>Raiders
>Coke
>>64401683
that's the dadliest joke I've ever read
>>64401705
Tea is for girls and low test fuckbois
>>64401728
>not enjoying iced tea on a hot summer day
Or any day really
>>64401728
projecting this hard
>>64401635
autism triggered. that's not even remotely a close comparison.
different sugars (glucose, fructose etc) have slightly different molecular structures, but they all do the same thing: provide energy and satiation.
Because humans tend to like sweet-tasting things over the other "food senses", we tend to want more sugar once we've eaten just a little bit. It sends signals to the part of the brain in charge of regulating hunger/thirst; eventually the chemicals that in charge of "OK stop, I'm not hungry anymore" or "moar plz" tells us we're satiated and have had enough food.
The big difference between HFCS and the "naturally occurring" sugars is that HFCS slows the connection between the two chemicals that regulate hunger, therefore we tend to eat more before we feel full.
>>64401728
earl grey is for wusses. black tea is amazing
>>64401683
preach it, brother
>>64401645
go eat something you diabetic fuck
or get in a warmer place if you meant hypothermia
>>64401635
it's harder for your body to breakdown HFCS. That's the only "bad" thing about HFCS.
People are getting fat because they have no control over their eating habits.They like to blame other shit because they refuse to take responsibility for something with negative consequences.
Even when people take responsibility and try to do better, they have no willpower to stay the course and take the easy way out by making excuses (example: Boogie2988).
>>64400952
>they've played bottom 10 defenses for the past 8 weeks
FTFY
>>64401744
I prefer iced tea and lemonade
>>64401683
yeah, I get the feeling Ty Law should be in there too, dude had some serious talent. Had he had Brady for his whole career, he would be in there.
Also
>should wes welker be in the hall of fame? He was literally one of the best slot recievers of all time when he played for the pats
>>64401838
I fukkin love iced tea
I can drink that shit when its 30° below
>>64401826
Arizona and Minnesota aren't bottom 10 defenses
>>64401826
#BTFO
#
T
F
O
>>64401003
Still can't beat the Packers
>@cpriceNFL: Since the start of the 2014 season, Jamie Collins is the only player in the NFL with a minimum of 3 INTs and 9 sacks.
Based sexy collins
>>64401839
I feel like Welker's elite stretch was a little short compared to the other great receivers (CJ, Fitzgerald, etc.) from his best years. If he hadn't got his brains scrambled so much I bet he'd have a case, having played under two amazing offenses.
>>64401893
>Wes will never touch the Lombardi trophy
I wasn't ready for these feels
>>64401839
I believe Ty is a semi-finalist right now. Hell if I know how the NFL's Hall voting process works, but there's a chance he gets in. He was Revis before Revis in his prime.
>>64401884
Wow
What a worthless stat
It's taken 2 years to compile those stats?
He's a worse pass rusher than clowney and can sometimes cover the pass
>>64401931
>>64401893
He really should have a lombardi, that whole 07 team should. It was the best team I've ever seen play the game, and undoubtedly the best offensive team of all time with the greatest show on turf running a close second.
>>64401893
yeah, his elite stretch was, but I feel like his eliteness can't quite be quantified the same way as other's since everyone remembers him dropping that pass in the super bowl, but everyone seems to forget that he was the go to guy over the middle no one could stop on 3rd and 4-6 yards
>>64401934
this would make me very happy
>>64401954
You clearly have never see
>>64401884
Nice cherry picked stat fag. Justin Houston has 29.5 sacks and 2 INTs in that same span.
>>64401980
record-breaking offenses seem to be a curse
>GSOT upset with the biggest Vegas spread ever at the time (something like 12-13 points)
>18-1
>Denver Ponies raped by the BBCs aka the Seattle Seahawks
Chiefs are the most elite team in the AFC and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
>>64397849
>PFF Grades
>being worth shit
>>64400847
Saints
Patriots
Dr Pepper
>>64401980
You are such a little jew faggot.
>>64402037
>the top 5 rated players in the CHI@MIN game were Bears players
Belichick was right, that site is absolute garbage
Ok /sp I see the jokes posted time to time but are either Odell Beckham Jr or Aaron Rodgers actually gay? Bonus round is Cam Newton gay? He dresses like a damn woman sometimes, its really off putting.
>>64400847
Seahawks
Cowboys
Mountain Dew
>hating the Patriots more than a division rival
lel
stay obsessed
>>64398416
>implying the clots can take it from them
>>64402068
>dressing like a woman
>gay
check your privilege cis scum
>>64402062
Oh hey larry, great season keep it up, proud of you.
>>64397657
dad pls stop
>>64402077
Pats fans hate the Giants more than the Jets so who's really obsessed?
If Pouncey if healthy, do you still play Wallace who has done well? Or do you try and play Pouncey who might be rusty but has higher upside?
>>64400847
packers
vikings/loins
>drinking soda
>>64402102
? says who?
>>64402068
Cam is just corny and he has poor taste in fashion.
OBJ would probably have sex with his own clone, but I'm not sure if he's gay.
>>64402102
Wrong
>>64402172
>>64401521
>>64402190
Keep telling yourselves that
>>64402018
That's why I'm terrified of the Steelers in the SB. I mean if you remove the Vick/Jones games. The Steelers have the top Offense and have faced off against the Seahawks, Patriots, Bengals, Bronco, Chief, and Cardinal defense. They've done well against them, but good offenses usually get raped come playoff time. They still have yet to play the Panthers and they're defense might the one in the SB. Or probably choke and lose in the opening round, and crush my hopes like usual.
>>64400847
>Steelers
>Ravens/Bengals
>Water
>>64400847
bagels
stillers
also vanilla coke
>it's a jets upset the patriots episode
>>64400847
>Jets
>Pats
>Pepsi Max
>>64400847
Seahawks
Patriots
cum
>>64400847
Vikings
Bears
Coke
>>64400847
>Chiefs
>Broncos
>Coca Cola, but only in a bottle.
>>64402244
>this episode not available in your country
>>64402244
My favorite kind of episode
>>64400847
eagles
cowshits
water >2013 + 2 people still drink the sugary jew
>>64402102
desu as a jets fan i dont hate the giants
id rather them win the sb than the 30 other teams
>>64400847
Packers
Cowboys/Bears
Mr. Pibb
>>64402382
Post was poorly worded. Should've said
>Pats fans hate the Giants more than they hate the Jets
>>64398197
Von Miller is not a top 5 in sacks but is a top 2 in pass rush grade.
Sacks is ot everything.
D Ware missed half the season and is top 20 in sacks.
>>64402244
>dub dubs
Confirmed
>>64402048
>favorite team
>Saints
>most hated team
>Patriots
Yeah, you're not a Saints fan.
Why are the Chiefs the most threatening NFL team this season?
Lions > puckers
>tfw your team has an elite center to backup your other elite center
>>64401254It went like this "fuck you nigger" "your a bitch nigger I was fucking your nigger dad last night" "oh wait your a nigger you don't have a dad"
who else here /rooting for giants, falcons, and rams week 16 and falcons, packers, and cardinals week 17/
>>64402442
their walrus of a coach
>>64402543
>Chiefs lose their first playoff game due to clock mismanagement by the Walrus
>yfw
>>64402416
>Sacks is ot everything.
Next you'll say some dumb shit like "touchdowns aren't everything"
>>64402554
tfw
>>64402542
Falcuck fag detected. It's not gonna happen
> tfw your P might be playing qb sunday
>>64402696
packerfag tBh.
>>64402705
>being scared of the queens in the wild card
That's even worse senpai
>Panthers/Falcons on Sunday
Why even watch.
>>64402718
>scared of the queens
>>64402702
>tfw the P permanently replace Luck as qb
How close to 0% is the chance of the Vikings winning the NFC North?
>>64402719
because the Falcons are gonna win
>>64402776
They're gonna win a top 10 draft pick
>>64402791
Nobody cares, faggot.
>>64402795
Rude desu senpai
>>64402773
Literally 0
>>64402809
Well you're talking about something nobody cares about. Talk about something that actually applies to the season.
>>64397644
Oh, you mean later when Seattle gets Lynch back?
>Looking through stats
>2 pass attempts by runningbacks this year in the entire league
Whatever happened to the HB Pass?
>>64402834
The Seahawks right now are better than the 2007 Patriots. They would destroy this years' team.
>>64402847
Panthers are better than both.
>>64402702
what, is Whitehurst ded too?
>>64402839
been replaced by the WR pass
>>64402847
>>64402852
"no"
>>64402827
How about I'll talk about whatever I want and you go get a job you fat neet
>>64402868
Numbers for non-QBs throwing the ball are dramatically down, though. Had 28 attempts last year, only 12 so far this season.
>I actually counted this
Who is worse: Phil Simms, Cris Collinsworth, or Joe Buck?
>>64402896
yeah as far as i can tell it breaks down as:
>6 WR pass attempts
>2 RB pass attempts
>4 P pass attempts
3 of the 4 P attempts are johnny hekker, showing just how much jeff fisher despises actually using his quarterbacks
Pro bowl selections coming out today when?
>>64402923
Buck is a dull monotone
Collinsworth is a smug Pats apologist
Simms is a fucking moron
Simms in a walk
>>64402028
I'm on board, familia
So Charger fans, is Dean Spanos going to be as hated as Jim Irsay here in Baltimore if he moves the team?
>>64398113
>mfw patriots are tied for the lead in sacks with denver
>>64402923
>>64402948
>tfw no Mike Mayock
>>64400996
Weirdest drink I make myself is 80% blue powerade, 20% raspberry iced tea
Actually pretty good desu
>>64397720
From the nose, laugh-lines, and upper eyelids I think that guy dumped his creamy filling into some chocolate soufle.
>>64400870
>Cowboys both favorite and most hated team
Legitimate, honest Cowboys fan detected.
>>64403091
Why would Baltimore hate Jim Irsay? It was Robert Irsay that moved the team.
>>64403116
>playing against jest buffalel and the shrimps
>>64403091
More, WAY more.
Fuck Dean.
Are the Redskins going to have a single pro bowler this year?
>>64403134
Mayock isn't good but he's not bad enough to get noticed
>>64400715
Yeah Brady and Manning's 4th years weren't passing babby leagues yet. Tyrod fucking Taylor has like a 105 passer rating
>>64403159
They don't know their own team's history
>>64403184
Kerrigan?
>>64403184
trent williams
>>64403184
They're 7-7. Nobody's playing badly but also nobody's playing great enough to get Pro Bowl consideration. They're a middle of the road team.
Breeland and Kerrigan are pretty good though.
>>64398113
The Patriots secondary is bad though, lol. You'll see in the playoffs when you have to play some real opponents.
Pats fans are salty about Talib leaving, they just wont admit it.
>w-w-whatever, we are still da bes!
>*cries*
>>64403116
>my the Pats played the easiest schedule in the NFL
omg they got sacks against....Tennessee!!!
>>64403184
Kirk Cousins
>>64403240
Tennessee is so bad. You know you're a mediocre team if you're not blowing them the fuck out
>the shitty of Irrelevant
>>64399710
To make sure no other team would come out and buy them from under their asses.
They ain't going to move them to Tennessee and call them the Tennessee Texans, fuck off with that.
>>64403259
They could be the San Antonio Texans so there goes your theory senpai
>>64402923
>>64402923
in terms of quality
collinsworth > simms > buck
in terms of entertainment value
simms > collinsworth > buck
>>64403159
>>64403205
I hard to tell one piece of shit from another. Besides the team moved 4 years before I was born so it's not like I was around for it.
>>64402557
Sacks is not everything,son
Ever heard of pressures,hits,making the qb feel unconfortable,making him leave the pocket,rushing him.
Jesus,shouldn't /sp/ watch the sports it talks about ?
>>64403278
I agree.
Nothings better than the gru tho. He loves this guy.
>>64403184
I'm happy for lil gru. He's makin something out of nothin. Love that guy.
>>64402876
You say as I post from work.
>>64402923
Isn't Joe Buck the play-by-play, while Collinsworth and Simms are the flavor/background commentators of their respective pairings?
Out of the pairs, I think the ones I like the least are Jim Nantz and Phil Simms, Simms' voice is slightly annoying and sometimes Nantz will go on a tangent which is bad for the play-by-plays. Buck and Aikman are alright, although Buck has a ridiculously punchable face.
I generally like Al Michaels (I think the best play-by-play commentator), and Chris Collinsworth, although Collinsworth can sometimes be heavy on pushing certain narratives; also those two are the only things sufferable about the exaggerated spectacle of NBC's SNF broadcast.
>>64403240
>Pats fans are salty about Talib leaving
Why would anyone be salty about this choker leaving? Literally always hurt or playing the worst game of the season in the play offs
>>64403307
>shouldn't /sp/ watch the sports it talks about ?
That would take time away from shitposting though.
Can we all agree that this guy needs to fucking die, or be exiled to Elba already?
>>64403338
>posting on an anime website while at work
This fucking faggot
>>64403356
>Talib always hurt with the Pats
>Never gets hurt for the Broncos
JUST
>>64403398
Maybe ISIS will kidnap him
>>64403355
I actually really like the Sunday night broadcast. Seems a lot more well done than the daytime games.
Totally agree that Michaels is the best play-by-play guy. And as far as second guy goes, I think Collinsworth is decent. Although this year and last Aikman has been a lot better than he used to be. Simms and Gruden are fun to listen to. You can tell Gruden is smart af about football. But he is like Madden in the sense that you can tell he has about 1000 things to say, but he has to dumb it down a bunch for the people at home.
and yeah, fuck joe buck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltjIswXRAXs
Sidenote: I think it would be awesome to have another show for like 1 game every week with like Gruden and one of the better play by play guys (preferably one with NFL experience) where they are allowed to talk about all of the in depth stuff that he wants to say about the game, but can't. Like where they actually break plays down and talk about what they are actually thinking from like pre-snap reads, blocking schemes, and reads and shit like that. I would watch the shit out of that.
>>64401954
You clearly have never seen Jamie collins play if you think he is anything lower than very good. The dude is a bigtime player, (strip sack vs eagles to give the pats the chance to tie) and is one of the best cover linebackers in the nfl. He is also freakishly athletic
>>64400847
>soda
>not pop
Fake chiefs "fan" detected.
>>64403511
i live in KCMO and i hear soda just as much as pop almost. theres a lot of overlap
>>64403477
He'd probably become their new leader
TYBS
>>64403529
>the south calls everything Coke
why?
>>64403529
>Oregon all blue
disgusting
I fucking hate people that say pop it makes you sound like a little kid
>>64403537
>videos of ISIS beheading people while ranting about gun safety
>James Laurinaitis is still a starter in the NFL
Dear god why
>>64403560
Coca-Cola is out of Atlanta and had a dominating cultural presence.
It's funny, I think every month if not more often, there winds up being a Soda/Pop/Coke/Cola type debate on /sp/. Seriously business.
>>64400847
Eagles
Eagles
Coke, best if it's with a meal
People complain about players being so swaggy. Kaepernick with his headphones, Cam with his ferret tail, but it's like all the newfags completely forgot Clinton Portis was the most ridiculously aesthetic out of the whole squad
>Buy two cokes for myself, and two mountain dews for my girlfriend
>girlfriend comes over ask her if she wants something to drink
>asks for a coke
>damnit bitch, i got you mountain dews
>sorry it's a texas thing
>At least he held onto the helmet
>>64403621
Texas thing?
hello
I want to start watching this sport
Are the Cardinals a good team to bandwagon?
>>64400847
Cards
Shithawks/Rams
Soda
>>64403529
Lol @ ECU making that map
ECU down in Ardmore he one of the top (and only) cartography degrees in the US. I though they were just bullshitting
>>64403621
>from a place that says soda
>moved to a place that says pop
>tfw it makes it obvious i'm not from here
>>64403645
Referring to coke as the generic term for all soda in Texas. I can confirm this.
>>64403647
If your heart can take it.
Would you rather get brain surgery from a woman or a manlet?
>>64403665
manlet
god knows how a woman would try and reprogram me
>>64403665
Woman, easily. A manlet will be used to brushing shit off at that point in his career. If a woman makes it there, every mistake haunts her, and I will too if she makes me a potato.
>>64403647
Cardinals WILL let you down senpai. They're also a historically bad team, don't let this year's success fool you.
>>64403615
Portis' thing was like an act though. He had like 4 different characters that he would speak to the media with.
>>64403621
did you store them in your fanny pack too?
>>64403683
nah, they come in a bag from the store. I just throw the bag in my truck, and then throw the bag in my fridge from the truck, m8.
>>64403647
Their coach has woncoach of the year twice
They only lost in the playoffs last season because of injuries
This is historically the best season if football they've ever had.
So yeah.
>>64403698
>owning a truck for reasons other than work
or
>having a shitty blue collar job that requires a truck
>>64403647
Panthers are going to be a dynasty with Cam for another 10 years. Cards got a few good years left. Choice is yours
>>64403705
>They only lost in the playoffs last season because of injuries
>>64403720
>not owning a truck
>trying to fit all your fishing/hunting/camping gear into your Prius
Bros, I'm trying to find the name of an actor/comedian but I can't think of where I've seen him, can just picture his face. He has a very distinct voice, that sounds a little bit like Stugotz from the Le Batard Show, and he looks sort of like that dude who plays Rafi on The League, but with short hair.
>>64403749
David Davidson?
>>64403720
It's just handy m8. Maybe if I had a tow package diesel and no trailer or something, but it's just a little basic gas sipping s10.
Daily reminder that Johnny Manlet, and Case Keenum are Kliff babbys
>>64403743
My in laws have a cabin in the mountains so I don't need a truck to carry that shit
>>64403769
And Kliff learned from the GOAT.
>>64397501
Team A is undefeated to good and shitty teams
Team B has lost twice to shitty teams
> Team B is best team.
>>64403749
Tommy Lee Jones
>>64403780
>relying on your wife's parents
what the hell are you, because you sure as hell aren't a man
>>64397657
pls no
>>64403794
> not marrying into money
It's like you don't want your dick to do the heavy lifting for you
>>64403788
Kliff is a Belicheck babby
>>64397657
fugg
>>64403794
I also use them for free babysitting. You're kidding yourself if you don't do this.
>>64403788
That he did.
>>64403838
>has kids
>posts on mongolian samurai enthusiast website
allright grandpa
>>64403945
>>64403945
>>64403945
Prepped and ready
Inb4 >this early, autism, etc
>>64403916
probably his wife's kids
>>64403807
>I.E.Brah
like as in Industrial (imaginary) engineering?
>>64403916
Just the one m8, and he's with his grandparents two counties over until Friday
>>64397657
Reply
>>64403973
>early
>edited news
>shit picture
literally awful tbqh
>>64397657
Faggot
>>64403749
Aasif Mandvi
>>64397657
;_;
>>64403769
Is that a problem?
>>64404045
No, but thanks for trying.
>>64401855
To be fair in the Arizona game they were gifted 14 points from two AZ goal line turnovers in the third quarter
>ishygddt
>>64397657
fagg
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