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ARZ:David Johnson has career night vs Eagles
NYG:Coughlin considered sitting down Beckham
MIA:Report: Mike Pouncey (foot) done for season
MIN:Peterson 'definitely' suffered sprained ankle
SEA:Christine Michael 'more focused and serious'
DEN:Emmanuel Sanders drops 205 yards on Steelers
PIT:Antonio Brown vs. league's best D: 16/189/2
DEN:Osweiler collapses vs. PITT after hot start
PIT:Roethlisberger shreds Broncos for 380 yards
SD:Woodhead drops 4 TDs on non-competitive Fins
SD:Rivers throws for 311 yards, 3 TDs in victory
OAK:Amari Cooper busts slump with 6-120-2 in loss
>>64379738
>When did Shitattle's offense get this good?
Switched out their Center, the Oline got gud, and they chucked a lot of the meme offense out with no Lynch or Graham around to blame it on.
Maybe if the OCoordinator wasn't such an idiot, he would have tried this earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-W3y62Sk7I
iggles lose edp rages =)
>>64380130
>ARZ:David Johnson has career night vs Eagles
More like :
NFL : _____ ______ has career night against the Eagles
Fucking garbage pile of a defense
>Now this is the part where Chips Busted Balls chimes in and sucks Jenkins dick and makes excuses for the defense being complete shit
>Odell did nothing wrong
>the game is more engaging with constant chimpouts anyway
Why not /realniggahours/ edition?
>>64380262
>Jgbu
Jiggaboo edition
Hockey has the right idea, let these idiots fight it out and sit for 5 minutes. Don't flap your blue gums as much when you get punched in the mouth.
What is the NFL equivalent to 7-1?
Chiefs!
>>64380347
>Have not won a playoff game since 1994
How old were you in 1994?
Damn nature!!!! You scary!
>>64380508
All Aboard!
Next Stop : Disappointmentville
>>64380475
I was 7
>tfw season is over
>am still going to wake up two hours before a game and wear my raider shorts and hat
>will probably not even get mad at the team anymore
>most likely will cuck the chiefs out of playoff contention again for the third year straight
but this year the feeling will be bittersweet
>>64380535
Looks just like crybaby Dez
All meme receivers look the same anyway
>>64380619
You forgot to add about how Next Year will be the Year of Our Lord and Savior David Carr
>>64380941
Fear us.
>>64380326
43-8
Memedell Cryhams career is over. Norman exposed the FUCK out of him. All corners are going to do now is get very physical, talk shit up the week before the game, take a semi cheap shot maybe get a personal foul called and that's game. Odell will be sperging out for the rest of the game until he gets ejected. Odell stopped running routes and just went straight for Norman when he got super asshurt
>>64381005
Chiefs fan across the pond. Travelled to London to watch Alex Smith tear up the Lions. What team do you support Canada?
>>64381026
>playing pretend football
>>64381026
Because of that one TD. The little bitch can't control him self. Make him mad and he sabotages his team by trying to get thrown out the game and add 45 yards of penalties on his team
>>64380683
>try to start a war with other team's corner in the week leading up to the game by wearing corny Joker cleates since the other guy likes Batman
>be warned by head coach before the game not to engage in mind games since you have no brain
>try anyways
>can't handle the banter or the physicality
>drop an easy td pass
>get more personal fouls than receptions in the first half
>0 yards
>chimp out over and over as if cameras won't catch it
>coach tells you to chimp out on other team instead of being a retarded shitforbrains memeciever
>make a catch and dab to mock other team's qb
>scores game tying touchdown
>goes into full nigger chimpout mode and dab again
>watch helplessly as other team drives down the field into fg range led by QB who now wants blood
>come in to block fg but end up flagged again
>doesn't matter because the fg is good
>almost certainly going to get a big fine and possibly even suspended for ape antics
Has anyone ever lost control the way he did?
Feels good senpai
>>64381026
Teams don't care about fantasy points. He only settled down in the 4th quarter and that's when he made one impressive YAC run on Finnegan and one catch from a good ELIte throw.
Manziel is garbage, that is all
>>64381089
Cleveland is the dumpster fire that will never be put out
>>64381070
Idk, but as a Panthers fan the only thing more delicious than his impending punishment is that sweet sweet W.
>>64381103
It'll eventually turn around.
Does Denver have one of the weakest O-lines in the league?
>That following Monday after a bad NFL Sunday
Is there a worse feeling?
>>64381298
Iggles
>>64381298
Worst OL in the NFL right now is probably the Patriots Tbh
>>64381302
Being hungover on that day isn't great
>>64381298
San Diego and Detroit are up there too.
>>64381361
>Irish
I'm sure you'd know all about being hungover.
>>64381077
>QB duo
what the fuck is this gay shit
does cam play for seattle?
does russlel play for carolina?
I am 12/15 on picking games this week.
>>64381419
Whoopty fucking doo Chris Berman
>>64381400
Us meme megro qbs gottamsticl together
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. Who all hype as fuck for that sweet Chiefs action? Practically guarantee'd to win the West with the Broncos shitting all over themselves.
There's no team greater than the 2015-2016 Chiefs, and it will be nice to prove it once we get to Super Bowl 50!
RED AND GOLD RED AND GOLD RED AND GOLD
spoiler time is coming
The Patriots weren't very good in the 80s or 90s, were they?
>>64381522
they made 2 super bowls, not terrible
1984 49ers or 1989 49ers, who was better?
>>64381298
nobody in the NFL has been sacked more than alex smith
>>64381050
Eagles 2017 hc John Harbaugh
Eagles 2017 oc Jim Harbaugh
Eagles 2017 dc Rob Ryan
BOLD BRAVE WEEDEN up in this nigga. Who all hype as fuck for that sweet TOXIN action? Practically guarantee'd to win the SOUTH with the TOXINS shitting all over EVERYONE.
There's no team greater than the 2015-2016 TOXINS, and it will be nice to prove it once we get to Super Bowl 50!
RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE
>THANK YOU FOR THE COPYPASTERINO ORIGINAL(OG) TEXANS
>>64381077
Are you embarrassed as you should be for posting that?
>>64381678
REMINDER THE CHIEFS EXPOSED JJ WATT IN THE SEASON OPENER.
>>64381302
"Come Monday, it'll be alright..."
>>64381567
The 1849 48ers were golden.
>>64381692
JJ WATT IS A BUST, BET YOU CAN'T EXPOSE CLOWNEY.
NOPE DIDNT THINK SO!!!
NFL newfag here
could you guys explain to me how the wild card spots for the play-offs are being calculated? is it the best ranked second-place team in each conference that gets the wild card?
>>64381739
The two teams with the best record of each conference (that are not division winners) get the wild-card spot.
>>64381739
the best two teams in the field of non-division winning teams in each conference. there are a myriad of tiebreakers in case those happen
in order of application:
Head-to-head, if applicable.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games, minimum of four.
Strength of victory.
Strength of schedule.
Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best net points in conference games.
Best net points in all games.
Best net touchdowns in all games.
Coin toss.
>>64381739
THE CHEIFS AND TEXANS OWNERS DECIDE WHO GETS LET IN SINCE THEY ARE THE 4TH AND 3RD SEEDS.
if i don't watch the games I don't have to acknowledge their existence
>Coughlin considered sitting down Beckham
Is news but no mention of the Panthers. Smh desu senpai
>ODB shouldnt be suspended because other players do dirty stuff too
is hassellback the biggest retard on espn?
>>64381666
That's a scary looking team 2bh
>>64381819
Yes. He's a complete edgelord.
>only team in division without franchise QB
>only team in the playoffs
Explain yourselves franchise QB babbys
>expected to go 4-12 at best
>now likely to win the division
>could actually be in position to rest starters in the final week
where did it go so right
>>64381911
>Franchise QB babby.
You wont make it
>>64381908
Explain this!
*grabs dick*
>>64381911
How many years until he's the GOAT?
>>64381969
*teleports away*
Nothing personnel, kid!
Remember just yesterday when the Jags already won the AFC South?
Obj is facing a 1 game ban
nth for OBJ a bitch
>>64381666
Trips confirm
Make the eagles great again
Anybody remember Playmakers by ESPN?
>tfw for an entire week told all y'all that Norman would expose the fuck out of Memedell
>tfw he did it more spectacularly than I could have ever possibly imagined
THSNK YOU BASED NORMAN
>>64381026
BECAUSE HE'S AN OVERHYPED MEME YOU SHITHEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64381077
>QB due
>Rival teams
This is a race thing, isn't it?
How is it not racist?
>>64381666
NO YOU FUCKING NIGGER
WERE GETTING JIM
WEVE WORKED HARD, WE DESERVE THE BROTHER COACHING DUO
FUCK THE EAGLES AND THEIR MEMES
>>64382124
Based Norman being based. I hope they show his trashtalking again on Game Day.
>>64382124
Norman had an awful game desu, he just got bailed out by OBJ spilling even more spaghetti
>the Panthers have now won 18 games in a row
18-1 confirmed?
Will he be elite?
>>64381911
In hindsight RG3 wasn't bad until he was injured
Steven Jackson to Pats ? ! ? !
>>64382198
Nah, he's a bust.
>>64382217
Who is memeziel
>>64382217
Watt?
>>64382221
How and why?
>>64382206
In hindsight, he played OK for the first half of his rookie season then went on a lucky run at the end. Anyone who watched the games knows he played like a fucking idiot and was bound to get hurt eventually, and he did.
Then he played like a deer in headlights in the pocket for the next two seasons.
It will be nice when he is gone because all the "fans" that want him to start (ie. college fratboys who only watched highlights of the 2012 season and DC black people) will root for whatever team he goes to and leave the redskins the fuck alone.
>Gnatfags going full damage-control on OBJ in other threads
They could work for the Clinton campaign
p/a/ckers will get hot just when they need to and are winning owl number 5
cap it
>>64382217
Clowney
Pats gonna win the SB with Steven Jackson
>>64382217
Melvin Gordon?
>>64382217
Who is Eric Fisher
>>64382122
Nope, and that should tell you all you need to know about the quality of BSPN's non-live programming.
>>64382217
Brashad Perriman
>>64382217
Andrew Luck
>>64382272
Dude's in a wheelchair how the fuck will they do that.
>>64382249
0 sacks
Confirmed bust
Why are Panthers fans so cancerous?
based abracadabra will save this playoff run
>>64382445
>WR
>Sacks
>>64382468
B
U
S
T
>>64382468
thats the joke
hes a texans fan btw
Will Steven Jackson pick a fight with finnegan and whip his ass like Andre Johnson did?
>>64382461
If we get Montgomery back as well, packers should cruise to super bowl
>>64382446
Why are anti-Pantherfags so cancerous? I see more "Why is Cam MVP, this team is going to be 1 and done, this team is going to be exposed next week" posts than actual Pantherfag posts
>>64382488
Texans fan here. I don't think that'll be a problem, seeing as how Andre widened that ass enough for even the smallest of microbenises to shove its way in there.
>yfw OBJ makes history by becoming the first offensive player ever to be suspended for a helmet to helmet hit
>>64382527
Just another record for OBJ. GOAT
>>64382527
>"Brady deserves mvp because he's a winner"
>Cam Newton has more wins
>"Cam has the better defense"
>New england's defense is giving up fewer points per game
>"Brady is dealing with injuries to his receivers"
>panthers leading receiver is out the whole year and now J. Stew was out yesterday too
>"Brady has better stats in every category"
>Cam has more total touchdowns and a higher YPA
WHY YOU NIGGAS GOT PUSSY ASS WIDEOUTS?
COME PLAY SOME SHIT IN THE AFCS AND GET FUCKIN CLOWNED.
BITCH ASS WIDEOUTS AND DEFENSES IN THE REST OF THE LEAGUE.
>>64382546
Reminder
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/694994-carolina-panther-cam-newton-is-the-worst-nfl-draft-pick-ever?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=web-des-art-top-171
>>64382574
Did Mike the stooler's homer Freeman wrote that shit?
>>64382546
honestly fuck cam
I could kick his ass without even breaking a sweat
if that nigger tried to steal my sign I would stand my ground and blow his underdeveloped chimp brains out desu
>>64382501
we can only ope is mysterious ankle problems are resolved as soon as possible
Post yfw the Carolina Punters go 18-1 in the catb owl
>>64382627
They lose in the final week of the regular season for resting starters?
Arizona will be the reason Carolina goes 16-0. Thanks >dat bird.
>>64382652
Well spotted, sir,
I drew a Panthers logo with my eyes closed. Bretty gud, yes?
>>64382680
Looks like the flying elvis but black and with no hat on.
>>64382217
Who is jamarcus russell
NFL follies for 100 plz
>The Broncos can now miss the playoffs entirely
holy shit, lmao
>>64382716
Bungles will choke too
>>64382716
You better pray McCarron can win you a playoff game so you have the honor of losing to the Toxins again.
>>64382733
Yates is out for the year, that wont happen again
>>64382546
Brady's best receiver has been out for weeks, do has his starting TB, his left tackle, his starting RG from last season, his Center has switched basically every week, his second best receiver is inconsistent and injury prone, and he has stone hands Lafell
He's MVP
>>64382729
Bengals can't miss the playoffs
>>64382733
Dalton should be back in time for the playoffs
obj has narcissistic personality disorder
>>64382741
Hoyer's 3-0 against the Bengs too Paco.
>>64382546
Also
>total touchdowns
I never took you for a memer krabs
>>64382765
HOYER THE DESTROYER
L.A FIRST TORONTO NEXT
>>64382765
Isnt he in a coma thanks to concussions Jimbo?
>>64382757
>Dalton should be back in time for the playoffs
Just in time to see the Bengals crash and burn?
>>64382773
it's most valuable player, not best passer award
>>64382765
I thought Hoyer was out too
>>64382784
sure, why not
Hoeyer, Weeden,Yates > Bortles, Luck, Mariota?
honestly jj watt deserves mvp for carrying a team with no qb to a division title
>>64382546
>comparing Panthers offensive injuries to Patriots
Other than Brady, literally every single Patriots contributor on offense has missed time with injuries
>>64382787
>>64382780
Hoyer isn't "injured", he's just been turned retarded.
>>64382797
he's never gonna get it
>>64382797
Well then Memkowski would win it too, nobody plays the position as he does.
Cam should win it. It's Fair.
Is there a video compilation of Ol Dirty Beckham being a typical negroid?
>>64382760
I will hunt you down and shove a deflated football up your boipussy and then inflate it
>>64382788
lewd
>>64382813
Watt doesn't have brady on his team dipshit
>>64382785
Panthers would be in a good spot with most of the 32 starting qbs in the NFL with that cupcake schedule
Without Brady the pats are maybe 5-9 right now
>>64382757
>Dalton should be back in time for the playoffs
Will he tho senpai
>>64382785
By that logic the MVP should just go to whoever has the most DVOA
How do we fix the bears?
>>64382837
4 weeks recovery puts him back for week 18. 5 weeks for week 19, that's pretty much par for the course for a broken thumb
>>64382851
4 reject qbs?
>>64382830
>if this
>if that
just stop
>>64382829
Defensive players are different asshole if you dont get it then you should go watch curling or whatever the fuck you do on that frozen wasteland.
g-go puckers...
>>64382828
Rude. Besides, she did a couple of days ago.
>>64382868
>this mad that Tom Brady WILL be MVP and SBMVP
>>64382892
cam will win it and you know it(But i agree the pats will probably get their 5th ring)
Denver will miss the playoffs.
>>64382886
>Franchise QB babby
>>64382873
Is MEXICO trying to start shit right now? you wanna do this? don't get me started
>>64382886
How far will Draft Kings drop the puckers?
>>64382908
I know he probably will, he's got all the hype behind him, but it should be Tom
>>64382917
Nah
so i was with my gf who's a pats fan and she was crying because she's so scared the pats will have to face the chiefs in the playoffs and blow them out again alex smith style
what can i do to comfort her?
>Sounds like the Vikings expect Harrison, Barr and Joseph to be ready this week.
https://twitter.com/APkrawczynski/status/678948703709696004?s=09
lads
>>64382868
pretty sure if Brady was on the Panthers they would still be undefeated and Brady would still be having an MVP caliber year
wouldnt say the same for Newton on the Patriots
>>64382890
she didn't post pictures so the curse was only temporarily lifted
>>64382892
>this mad that Tom Brady WILL be MVP and Aaron Rodgers will be SBMVP
ftfy snow negro friend
>>64382929
If only Sean was here, he can put all these Brady haters in their place ;_;
>>64382971
Sean is always here. In our hearts.
>>64382935
With the assumption that KC & PIT win out it just needs Bengals to beat Denver (plausible), and then Jets to win vs. Pats.
>>64382963
Not gonna help
>>64382964
Aaron Rodgers is shit lmao
You ready for the playoffs?
>>64383018
playoffs here
Yes
>>64382981
>mfw Sean only exist in our hearts
Why must God take Sean and not Mayo?
>Tfw you hate the days your team has to play because you're sure it's most likely going to end in disappointment and frustration
Who will get eliminated early in the playoffs?
>>64382546
Hey stop starting shit and being a dick Krabs what the hell
>>64383109
Bengals, Cheifs, Vikings
enough with these dirty negro hype memes
they ought to know their place behind the white man
>>64383016
this is objectively and statistically incorrect
even this clear down year of his without his number one target is a 10+ win, 33 TD and 7 Int season
>>64383018
yas
>>64383068
life can be cruel
just grit your teeth and spite the God that put you on this wild ride
>>64383103
I don't care asong as Mathew Stafford has a good day.
>tfw fantasy qb in a pretty much already secured playoff victory tonight
I'M GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
>>64382574
>"In five years, when Tebow is leading Denver into the playoffs and Cam Newton is riding someone's bench, remember this article."
What did he mean by this?
>>64383103
>not expecting disappointment and frustration on week 1
baka desu senpai
>>64382816
The NFL is getting them taken down as soon as they go up. They can't let sponsors see that their golden boy is just another nigger
>>64383109
Wild Card
Bengals, Chiefs, Vikings, Redskins
Divisional
Panthers, Packers, Broncos, Texans
>>64383201
I agree with this
>>64383173
Week 1 we were coming off an 11-5 high.
Then we choked away a 20 point lead and the rest is history.
>>64383211
the texans are going to get embarrassed in the playoffs.
>>64383119
>Tripfags be stealin maymays
What do you expect from dickless faggots on an nfl general?
OBJ is Not going to be suspended for chimpout
>>64382217
Clowney
>>64383223
>That's why they beat the Jets and Bungholes
>Hurr durr muh Franchise QB meme
Do you think Peypey will start in the playoffs and have his final one-and-done?
>has one meme catch and everyone crowns him oroty without hesitation
>now nobody even remembers his name
i fucking hate this twitter generation
>>64383244
The last game of his career will be a loss in New England.
>>64383244
>>64383270
It's too perfect
>>64383247
You crowned Mariota ROTY without hesitation after one game
Top kek
@PFF: O-Linesw/fewest pressures allowed this year:
1. Cowboys - 100
2. Raiders - 115
3. Bengals - 119
4(tie). Bills - 126
4(tie). Panthers - 126
Cam has a better OL too
My Nigga Brady is MVP
>>64383288
Are the Patriots first in total pressures? They and the Vikings must be in the top 3.
Lions are firing Caldwell for sure
We need a miracle to keep Ziggy now that no one is sleeping on him and he's posting numbers that rival JJ Watt
Diggs and Quddus are stand out defensive rookies and I think we'll be getting good things out of them
Megatron will probably be traded sadly, most like for a second or third round pick.
Teryl Austin might be gone too if he gets a HC job offer this time.
Jim Bob Cooter might stay but I wouldn't count on it.
Stafford is keeping his job
Yeah, next season is looking like shit.
>>64383305
They're probably in that area, they're fucking abysmal
>n..norman started it!
giantsfags are the fucking worst.
>>64383379
2 weeks later
OBJ : "I'm announcing my retirement from the league for concussion concerns'
>>64383356
>Calvin Johnson traded to Xeattle
>They pay him tons of money
>He's perpetually injured
lel
>>64383379
Keep crying pantherfag
>>64383417
The funny thing for the Seahawks is that after their big money player got injured, they started doing better.
>>64383439
same thing happened to the chiefs. as soon as charles was injured, their offense became more balanced and the playbook opened up more... so they started scoring a lot more
>>64383417
>and they still win the Owl anyways
>>64383439
More like they stopped holding back the greatest QB of all time with ineffective runs behind a bad O line.
OROTY
1. Todd Gurley
2. Amari Cooper
3. Marcus Mariota
4. Jamies Winston
5. TJ Yeldon
DROTY
1. Marcus Peters
2. Markus Golden
3. Ronald Darby
4. Leonard Williams
5. Vic Beasley
there's a huge drop off after leonard williams for DROTY candidates, so I put vic beasley #5 because homerism and also because he's been the 2nd best rookie pass rusher this season
>>64383417
the seahawks would never trade draft picks for calvin johnson when they always find fucking gold, and especially when they're just fine with UDFA's
>>64383491
>no Kjo
>Leads a team with no QB to the Playoffsb Owl
>>64383509
>the seahawks would never trade draft picks for calvin johnson when they always find fucking gold
>traded for I'm Jimmy, the softest TE ever
>traded for Percy "cancer" Harvin
Fortunately, Russell Wilson is so good that it dosen't matter who he plays with, or the front office would've ruined the team with their poor offensive acquisitions.
>>64383491
>Yeldon
>Not Thomas Rawls
buncos
suckos
>Suspended Jaguars WR Justin Blackmon was arrested Saturday in his hometown of Ardmore, Oklahoma for driving under the influence.
>Already suspended indefinitely by the league, this arrest should put an end to any hope Blackmon will revive his football career, not that there was much left to begin with. A spectacular talent on the field, Blackmon has never been able to get his life together off it. We sincerely hope that changes.
Press F to pay respects
>>64383534
Jimmy Grahm wasn't a trade retard, he was picked up from free agency.
>>64383524
>>64383491
oh shit, forgot about Mario Williams, who has maybe been
>>64383600
lel what a piece of shit
>>64383600
a DWI is a petty charge.
>>64383609
>this post
>>64383609
>Seahawks acquired TE Jimmy Graham and a 2015 fourth-round pick from the Saints in exchange for C Max Unger and the No. 31 overall pick in the 2015 draft.
You are fucking retatded.
>>64383600
Hey gurr how u doin?
>>64383305
San diego is first, but I think the Pats are 3rd or 2nd
San Diego's oline was some special tier of garbage
>>64383491
Malcom Brown>Vic Beasley
>you will never play COD with Tyvon Branch
https://youtu.be/9YAqjBaxkXI
>>64383242
And the Chiefs beat the Texans. Good luck in the playoffs fucker
>>64383600
Remember a few years ago when people were saying he be better than Julio Jones and AJ Green?
>>64383680
>Beating a team with no QB
Tough guy eh?
>>64383687
>>Remember a few years ago when people were saying he be better than Julio Jones and AJ Green?
Who was that? lel
>>64383687
Malcom Brown>Vic Beasley
>>64383379
I want to take your side but you fags defended the Joyner hit on Teddy so get fucked
>>64383379
OBJ made that game entertaining as fuck
>>64383720
Except that hit was ok and he didn't get suspended for it so fuck you
>>64383720
Too bad that hit didn't take him out permanently
>>64383693
>losing to the Chiefs
Gonna go far in the playoffs eh?
>>64383600
niggers can't stop being niggers even when millions of dollars are at stake.
>>64383491
>DROTY
>1. Marcus Peters
>2. Markus Golden
>3. Ronald Darby
>4. Leonard Williams
>5. Malcom Brown
ftfy
>>64383746
OBJ won't miss any time and Norman's gonna get fined too. Cry more bitch nigga.
>>64383693
>>64383758
And yes, I am furious because I am a Chiefs fan and they will probably do worse than the Texans in the playoffs and it infuriates me to no end
>>64383758
Farther than the Chefs.
And remember you did this to yourself
>>64383419
>keep crying pantherfag
the fuck they gonna cry about? still being undefeated?
If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin - DeAndre "Poppin" Hopkins, tweet from 12/21/15
>>64383600
at least Josh Gordon hasn't gotten arrested again
>>64383819
"What the fuck you lookin at?" - DeAndre "Poppin" Hopkins, tweet from 12/20/15
>>64383801>>64383801
It doesn't exist this season. None of the teams they beat have any real playoff hope except for the Steelers, and they weren't starting Big Ben.
>>64383841
I hope they find him for that. You know there were millions of women and children watching it when he said it. And there isn't any mistaking it, mic guy got him loud and clear. Fuck him.
>>64383841
AWESOME
>>64383859
Didn't that same Big Ben-less Steelers stomp the Cardinals?
Pats bros, lets face a reality this week: we're probably going to lose to the Jets
They are fighting for a playoff spot at home, with extra rest, and everybody on our team is dead
Theyll probably win if you ask me.
So let me pose this question: Should we rest big time starters agains the jets (Brady, Gronk, Vollmer, Butler and Ryan, any person banged up) this week and take the loss, then come out guns ablazin and rape the dolphins?
Because theres one more thing I should add: if the pats win and both cincy and denver win, the #1 is still not locked up. But if we win week 17, itll be ours.
Thoughts Pats bros?
>>64383779
>5. Malcom Brown
Literally
who
>>64383859
>To your team
And the Lions went 3-0 after getting BTFO,
Steelers are fucking everyone's shit up
Broncos BTFO the Pats and lost to two other teams Smeth BTFO
Rivers is elite
Carr BTFO the Broncos
And the Bills are perpetually 8-8, but tyrod is the best QB they've had in a long time.
>>64383870
It may be worse than spearing people who don't have the ball on offense.
>>64383937
The best DT in the draft amigo
37 tackles and 3 sacks so far
>>64383905
But they aren't starting Jones anymore. If they decide to start Jones in the playoffs for some odd reason, then there's the super bowl 50 champion team
BRUTAL
>>64383955
Stop bringing that shit tackle up for no goddamned reason. That f*** can influence children and make them think that if they act like a hardass they can make millions in the nfl as well. How many children will he have forced into gangs and organized crime because he corrupted their minds with that one phrase.
>>64383979
>37 tackles and 3 sacks so far
>>64384018
>TARDINALS
>>64382830
> Beat 3 out of the other 5 NFC playoff teams
>Cupcake schedule
Is there a hotter team going into the playoffs?
>>64384018
Aw fug
>>64384028
For a rookie DT that's pretty damn good
Beasley only has like 20 tackles and the same amount of sacks, so why he's above Brown is beyond me
>>64384018
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
;_;
>>64384052
Seahawks
>>64384056
Byron Jones and Eric Kendricks would still be above Brown
>>64384018
thats fucked up
cardinals deserve better
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>@Cardschatter Arians: Mathieu has a torn ACL. Out for the season.
>>64384056
also i think steven jackson was a sneaky good signing
his legs are probably the freshest they've been in years and new england will know how to use him
I wish there was ONE FUCKING SEASON where all the Cardinals starters were healthy.
Fucking bullshit.
If ODB gets suspended. I basically just lost the fucking super bowl in my fantasy league.
I'm going to cry.
>>64384102
"No"
>>64384147
I don't know man
Isn't he like 35 now? RBs that old hardly ever produce.
>>64384162
OBD has been dead for years m8
also fantasy is the worst thing to happen to sports in a long time
>garbage time interception
>torn ACL
>>64384147
S-Jax has a shitload of mileage on him, doesn't matter how fresh he is now. Time to take him out back and put him down.
>>64384167
>37 tackles and 3 sacks
>DROY
baka desu senpai
>>64384149
>implying any team ever goes the whole season without losing a single starter
>>64384192
not to mention
>tearing your ACL by tripping over your own leg
>>64382217
Bradford
>>64384149
>yfw this happened last year with the Patriots and they won the Owl
>>64384024
>That f*** can influence children and make them think that if they act like a hardass they can make millions in the nfl as well.
It's so based because he said it to the ref.
>>64384192
>Support OBJ
>Get your ACL torn
Anymore proof that OBJ is a bitch and a cancer?
>>64384192
>EDP smug
>Would be happy with 1-15 season if that 1 win was against the Patirots
He should become a Jet fan, they have similar colors anyway.
>>64384193
>you in charge of reading
number five in DROY ranks
FIVE
Cinque
Yknow
After 1,2,3 and 4
>>64384279
Nope. He's not even better than Mario Edwards.
LMFAO THIS FUCKING BANTER
GOD DAMN NORMAN, THATS BRILLIANT
>>64384192
>>64384274
smug edp is better than angry edp
I want more smug edp
>>64384299
OBJ CONFIRMED FOR A PUSSY ASS BITCH NIGGA LMAO
>>64384288
Okay
But he is though
>>64384299
When did my beloved NFL become so niggerish
>>64384299
part of me wants the giants to find a way to win the nfc least so we can see round 2 in the playoffs
>>64384327
yeah but the falcons were trying to use s-jax as a feature, if the pats use him as a complimentary he can be sneaky useful. I really think so, he's your deangelo williams
WHO /TOP 5 D HERE/?
NOT SO FAST CHEFS AND PATS
>>64384299
Holy shit lmao thats hilarious
post your draftfus
if my post number is odd AJ McCarron will start in the playoffs
if my post number is even Andy Dalton will start in the playoffs
>>64384363
>>64384379
Either way the Bengals choke m8
>>64383600
Literally who
Since I can, here's some rookie defensive pass rushing stats.
Hurries generated | OLB 3-4 / DE 4-3
1. Markus Golden -- 23
2. Vic Beasley -- 16
3. Hau'oli Kikaha -- 8
4. Mario Edwards -- 7
5. Shane Ray / Randy Gregory / Bud Dupree -- 6
Hurries generated | DT 4-3 / DE 3-4
1. Arik Armstead -- 16
2. Henry Anderson -- 10
3. Leonard Williams -- 8
4. Eddie Goldman -- 6
Anyone else has less than a notable amount of pressures.
>>64384018
Hasn't he torn his ACL before?
lel it doesn't look like old kuck Tom Coughlin can control his slaves
he needs to be fired
>tfw your team is so bad that you can't even take consolation in having a high draft pick
we're gonna fuck that up too
>>64384348
I think they signed him with the purpose of being the feature back
All our backs at the moment are complimentary backs, makes no sense to add another
Plus our OL is hot shit and can't hold a block to save their lives
I dunno krabs, I don't like the pick up
>>64384363
ZEKE
E
K
E
>>64384480
They just need someone to take RB snaps that dosen't need to participate in the passing game. It's not like anyone on the Pats OL can block in the run game.
>best defensive player tears his acl on a meaningless pick against the iggles
As a Cardinals fan I can't even pretend to be surprised anymore
>>64384458
Yeah he tore his right ACL in 2013
>>64384401
I know the Jags are fine without him now, but I miss seeing Blackmon on the field. Guy could make shit happen with Blaine Gabbert throwing to him. Imagine what he could've done with an actual QB.
>>64384525
left*
>>64383922
m8, it's the jest
we don't need to beat them. if we keep it close they will beat themselves
>>64384474
Which second round QB is Baalke going to reach for in the top 10?
>>64384474
IT'S WHAT YOU AND EVERYONE HERE DESERVE.
>TEAMS WITH CLOWNEY IN THE PLAYO FFS
1
>TEAMS WITHOUT CLOWNEY IN THE PLAYO FFS
20
YALL DONE FUCKED UP
>>64384405
Note that kikaha missed a lot of snaps and some games due to ankle injury.
Hope him and Anthony can help start the rejuvenation of the saints D
>>64384299
what is the significance of black baseball bats?
>>64383491
If only Perryman started the whole season, 2bh
>NFL discussing discipline for Memell Beckham Jr. this morning, but based on conversations with league sources, a 1-game suspension is likely.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/678935018287276032?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
JUST
>>64384585
it's not like it really matters for the vikings, you guys are pretty much a lock for the 6th seed
>>64383779
>>64383663
Malcom Brown is a run stuffing NT, not bad at that, but against the pass he's been vastly outclassed by Eddie Goldman.
Still a good player though.
It's apples and oranges to compare because they play such different positions on the DL.
>Beasley
Hurries + Sacks: 19
Forced fumbles + Interceptions: 2
Backfield run stuffs: 1
Passes defended: 3
Tackles: 22
>Brown
Hurries + Sacks: 5.5
Forced fumbles + Interceptions: 0
Passes defended: 0
Backfield run stuffs: 3
Tackles: 37
>ODB the Meme WR bout to be suspended
>Honey Badger ded
Cardinals deserve better than this honestly
>>64384299
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>64384581
Just a way of intimidation
Also, the practice squader that originally brought the bat out said it was a way for him to be close with his panthers buddies or whatever (bring the wood nukka)
But really its the first part
Theyll get fined and shot for the bats, but I think its pretty top tier banter if you ask me and I cant believe odell cuckham got so mad over that
Dude is so far up his own ass in his ego that he took it personal
Talk about a narcissist
>>64384598
>THEY DIDNT DRAFT CLOWNEY
>>64384630
>deserve
what does that even mean?
because they are nice?
>>64384651
Apparently the Cardinals deserve everything, for one reason or another. Those reasons? I don't know.
>>64384615
I'm sick of the Packers winning the division. Fuck the sixth seed.
>>64384680
>this salt
>>64384565
you mean like prescott or cardale? I dunno I could easily see baalke not even addressing QB early and then picking up kevin hogan late or something and signing another as an UDFA, meanwhile giving gabbert the job.
>>64384566
yeah sure, THAT's the reason our whole team fell apart, because we didn't draft one guy who we weren't even in the position to draft. dummy. as if having him would magically make us get into the playoffs.
>>64384699
Yeah I know! Cardinals deserve to win the Super Bowl!
>People still believe in the OBJ meme
He is a WR who is only dangerous because the league is so soft now in protecting receivers that he can do whatever he wants. Remember in the preseason when Revis laid into him a little? He chimped out. The same thing happened this year, I forget against who though. OBJ wound up punching someone though.
Can we end, or at least compromise on this dank meme? Admit that OBJ is only good as long as corners can't touch him, because so far every time they do he loses his shit and can't take the bantz.
>>64384707
>as if having him would magically make us get into the playoffs.
CANT TELL IF TROLLING....
>>64384615
IIRC this is the only way the Vikings don't make the playoffs
>Vikings lose out
this is possible
>Seahawks lose out
this is virtually impossible
>Falcons win out
this is actually impossible
Daily reminder Rivers deserves better
>yfw he was tearing up before and after the game
>>64384784
>actually taking the fake tears of a multi-millionaire seriously
he doesn't give a fuck
aww man I really wanna see them in the playoffs against each other
This is fun
>>64384784
>HE COULD HAVE BEEN ON A PLAYOFF TEAM BUT WANTED TO BE "LOYAL" TO AN UNLOYAL TEAM
also it's in the patriots best interest to throw the week 16 game, I mean, who would you rather see in the playoffs, poor little ryan fitzpatrick or Big Ben Roethlisberger?
>>64384746
if he's not dangerous when people are being physical with him how'd he score the game tying TD in the panthers game?
>>64384784
>deserve
don't think that's how that word works
>>64384854
We rape the steelers literally everytime we play them, u rnt gonna trick me u trickster
>>64384731
Is there a bigger meme than 'X deserves Y because they are so nice/historically poor/have nice players etc.'? Oh wait, OBJ
>>64384831
Because he literally is the team
Has one of the worst olines in the league, all ded receivers and still puts up decent numbers
The Spanos family won't know what they have till its gone, 2bh
They're wasting him
ALL AFCW TEAM
QB : ALEX SMITH
QB 2 : DEREK CARR
RB : LATAVIUS MURRAY
RB : C.J. ANDERSON
RB : CHARCANDRICK(?) WEST
RB : DANNY WOODHEAD
WR : AMARI COOPER
WR : JEREMY MACLIN
WR : MICHAEL CRABTREE
WR : DEMARIYUS THOMAS
WR : KEENAN ALLEN
TE : ANTONIO GATES
TE : VERNON DAVIS
TE : TRAVIS KELCE
T : BEN GRUBBS
G : GABE JACKSON
C : RODNEY HUDSON
G : KELECHI OSEMELE
T : DONALD PENN
DE : JUSTIN HOUSTON
NT : DAN WILLIAMS
NT : DONATARI(?) POE
DE : MALIK JACKSON
OLB : KHALIL MACK
ILB : VON MILLER
ILB : DERRICK THOMAS
OLB : ALDON SMITH
CB : MARCUS PETERS
CB : SEAN SMITH
CB : JASON VERRETT
CB : CHRIS HARRIS JR
CB : BRADLEY ROBY
FS
S : CHARLES WOODSON
S : TYVON BRANCH
S : AQIB TALIB
S : ERIC BERRY
K : DUSTIN COLQUITT
P : MARQUETTE KING
HC : ANDY REID
OC : GARY KUBIAK
DC : JACK DEL RIO
Bearbro here, yw for yesterday vikings, now please win out so the packers dont get the north
So we all agree that the franchise system is the worst thing about the NFL right?
>>64384854
>Play team built to do one thing: Beat the Patriots
>who you barely beat at home
vs
>Play memeteam with a shit secondary who can't stop anyone with your receiving corps healthy again
>tfw kelce
>tfw maclin
>tfw west
>tfw ware
>tfw peters
>tfw berry
>tfw hali
>tfw johnson
>tfw houston
>tfw poe
>tfw sherman
>tfw sean smith
>tfw wilson
>tfw alex smith
>tfw all of these players are top 5 at their position
>all these meme trip friends on an anonymous Chinese sausage board not thanking based rivers daily
Literal maymays
>>64384903
osemele plays for the ravens dummy
>>64384951
but m8, it's just ryan fitzpatrick, I mean what he can do?
>>64384585
nigga deserves it too
>>64384903
>rookie starting over seasoned top quality WR's.
>Kelce as TE#3 option
>No Tamba Hali in LB corp
>>64384861
Norman wasn't being physical at all. Compare what Revis did to Norman.
>mfw the Saints do all they can to cuck Allen Hurns out of 1,000 yards
please don't be a faggot New Orleans, having the youngest 1,000 yard receiving duo in NFL history is like the biggest thing we've ever done as a franchise
>>64385000
It's not Fitzpatrick that's the worry you meme trickster, it's that worse-than-amendola Erick Decker that you cucks have
The only receiver to completely embarrass Butler this year (Antonio he at least kept up with and it was a good fight)
>>64385000
Throw play action passes to Decker or Marshall for lots of yards after Hightower gets hurt and the Patriots give up 6 ypc
Nothing is better than effectively eliminating the Jets from the playoffs.
>>64384299
NFL so desperate not to suspend their golden boy that they're bullshitting reasons to justify him trying to injure an opponent. It's laughable, really
>>64384903
kelechi osemele plays for the ravens
also rivers is the best QB in the AFCW regardless of wins, emmanuel sanders>michael crabtree, vernon davis is trash, ben grubbs is a guard, not a tackle, derrick thomas is dead, aqib talib is a corner, no weddle, dustin colquitt is a punter not a kicker
2/10
>>64385000
never trust a harvard man
>>64384969
>when you've already busted a nut but the team keep sucking
C-cya weddle
>>64385046
>Saints
>defense
can you blame odell now? seems like Panthers were trying to start shit first
look at espn's obsession with a franchise move to LA (which isn't even a foregone conclusion) -- 73 mentions on the espn.com/nfl homepage alone!
>>64385049
>Good fight
You call 9 catches, 133 yards and a touchdown a good fight?
I call that getting beat.
>>64385046
Sry famme, we're trying to get defense to actually do something.
ALL AFCS TEAM
QB : BRANDON BEEDRILL
QB 2 : TJ YATES
QB 3: HOYER THE DESTROYER
RB : ARIAN FOSTER
RB : CHRIS POLK
RB : ALFRED BLUE
RB : JOHNATHAN GRIMES
WR : DEANDRE HOPKINS
WR : JALEN STRONG
WR : CECIL SHORTS 3
WR : ANDRE JOHNSON
WR : KEITH MUMPHREY
TE : N/A
O LINE: LOL WHO CARES
DE : MEME WATT
NT : VINCE WILFORK
DE : JARED CRICK
OLB : JADEVEON CLOWNER
ILB : BRIAN CUSHING
ILB : WHITNEY MERCILUS
OLB : BRANDON MCKINNEY
CB : KJO
CB : KJAX
CB : LIL NIGGA FROM HARD KNOCKS
CB : JJO
CB : AJ BOYE
FS : NIGGA FUCK SAFETIES
K : NICK NOVAK
P : SHANE LECHLER
HC : ROMEO CRENNEL
OC : TEXANS BACKUP HOLDING CLIPBOARD
DC : JJ WATT ON FIELD DC
>>64385046
How many yards away is he
The saints secondary is pretty awful, so...
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 2m2 minutes ago
>Panthers have carried bats out onto field for pregame in nearly every game this season. Sunday a continuation of Carolina ritual.
>>64385110
ok good post I read it
>>64385108
Kek
>>64385098
>Jaguars
>Looking competent against shit defenses
You should've lost all optimism after the FIRST time we ended some team's long losing streak.
>>64385117
LMFAO thinking JJ has the intelligence to run an entire defensive scheme on his own.
That nigga is literally 8 years old in the brain, homie.
>>64385105
Yes I can because he tried to severely injure an opponent away from the play because he was butthurt that everyone saw him exposed
>>64385108
Belgium with the top class Belgian humoure
>>64385105
It's just banter. Odell needs to get over himself and not take it so fucking personally.
I can completely blame Odell for actually trying to head hunt like a cheap little piece of shit.
>>64385160
HELLO BUTTHURT NO PLAYOFF FRANCHISE QB BABBY
>HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE 1 FRANCHISE DE
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 51s51 seconds ago
>Titans QB Marcus Mariota has sprained MCL and is done for season, per @mortreport.
IRRELEVANT
ABSOLUTELY
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>64385123
He needs 93 yards
>>64385237
So who will the Titans draft #1 overall?
>>64382960
Wake up
>>64385237
what's belown mean?
Of course Honey Badger is out for the year. Why do we deserve to have our best def- Nah fuck it best player in general for the playoffs? Why do we deserve to win anything?
CURSED! THIS FUCKING TEAM IS FUCKING CURSED!!!!
>>64385209
is this a /franchiseDE/ thread now?
only post if your team has a game changing franchise player on your defensive line
>>64385237
REST EASY
>>64385237
CONFIRMED BUST
>>64384903
>Andy Reid still HC
[CLOCK MISMANAGEMENT INTENSIFIES}
>>64385284
Good to see you back in top shitposting form, Church.
is it true that teams that aren't making the playoffs have fans that post here?
what's the point?
>>64385237
Holy shit wait he actually got hurt?
I didn't watch the pats-tits game because I thought it would be a blow out. When did this happen?
>>64385286
HE'S A PRETTY BIG GUY FOR ME.
YOU COULD MOVE HIM TO NT AND START DROPPING TOP 10 PICKS ON OTHER DE'S
>>64385284
oh shit he's alive
Hope the Texans troll all the way to the Super Bowl
Pretty sure all of us were like "anyone but Indy"
>Cardinals lose safety Tyrann Mathieu to torn ACL
Ginn is going to have about 700 yards worth of dropped passes in that game
>>64385237
This horrible offensive line fucking ruined him. Two first round picks for the o-line and absolutely nothing to show for it. either trade lewan or move him over to RT and draft tunsil
>>64385156
oh I still think they're gonna lose cause Brees is going to torch the secondary
but this is the Saints defense we're talking about so Hurns will probably get garbage time yards
>>64385286
>mfw he's back next season
Is there a more attractive DE?
>>64385286
yee yee
also one of the most underrated players in the game
>>64385334
It happened early in the second quarter.
>>64385387
forgot pic
I don't know anything about the Cardinals defense but will losing Mathieu fuck them over? Is it the same as Seattle without Kam Chancellor?
>>64385334
He got sacked by Collins on a blitz and went down awkwardly on his knee in the 2nd quarter I think.
>>64385376
That Warmack fella may have been the worst guard other than Devey that I have ever seen.
>yfw the Packers throw the division to the Vikings so they get the 5th seed and face the Redskins in the first round
>>64385382
>Suggs
>DE
>>64385422
It totally cucks their defense, Mathieu was having a fantastic year
>>64385457
>>64385286
Love the Cox
>>64385429
Yeah he's horrible when it comes to pass blocking. Always awkward footed and easily brushed aside.
>>64385422
Trust me our D is overrated as fuck. HB and PP do so much its unreal.
Anyone can carve up this D for so many god damn yards. But you could always count on HB to find away to keep the opponent from scoring.
Wait
How come when somebody on another team like the Cardinals gets injured, like Tyrann, then everybody on here other than filthadelphia are sympathetic towards them,
but when a Patriots player gets injured, which has happened a lot this year, everybody is mean and makes fun of us?
That's kind of unfair tbqh with you Joe
>>64385504
he also gets flagged for holding a lot
>>64385335
the line isn't an issue, it's how we use certain players like curry, cox, and thornton
there are the makings of an elite front 7 there, and if we can somehow keep thornton, curry, and graham
if we draft another d-lineman in the first round (or a fucking LB) i will cry
>>64385382
but he's an OLB
timmy jernigan is alright tho
>>64385422
they lost their best corner, best safety, and key piece on defense all in one
it's bad
>>64385499
good taste then
>>64385457
He's a hybrid
In the 3-4 he is the OLB
why is qbr so shit?
how the fuck does this even happen?
>>64385535
the cardinals are a pretty cool team and their fans aren't obnoxious
easily my favorite to win the owl if the packers don't desu
>>64385535
because everyone hates the Patriots
>>64385535
Pats fags have been shitposting since the start of the off season
>>64385105
>OBJ in charge of handling banter
Soft ass nigga is literally I'm Jimmy tier
>>64385535
The fucking Pats have a billion fucking rings. We're never getting a fucking ring with our fucking cursed selfs, ugh.
>>64385535
LOL GET CLOWNED FOOL
>Mike Loyko @NEPD_Loyko 14s15 seconds ago
>Belichick on Analytical sights "we've checked those sites from time to time to see where their ratings are in relation to our evaluations..In my opinion those sites are usually not too accurate, so take it with a grain of salt."
>STAT SITES
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
So BB just shit on all analytical websites.
Thoughts?
>>64385535
Because most of /sp/ knows deep down that the only thing stopping Panthers from 19-0 is the Cards
>>64385535
Cardinals are lovable losers whereas the Patriots are the evil empire, no one roots for the empire they want to see it burn.
>>64385552
>if we draft another d-lineman in the first round (or a fucking LB) i will cry
This is why you aren't in da playo ffs
>>64385535
>bad things happening to good people is bad
>bad things happening to bad people is good
The patriots would get sympathy if they were the good guys and not the villains, but that won't ever happen because that's what makes them the patriots.
>>64385117
Literally filtered
Khalil Mack
Aldon Smith
Mario Edwards Jr
Malcolm Smith
Dan Williams
Justin Tuck
Oakland has a lot of talented pass rushers
>>64385618
>Mike Loyko @NEPD_Loyko 42s42 seconds ago
>Belichick - When we start a new season we approach it like we're drafting a whole new team ( in relation to roster moves, self-evaluation)
>>64385552
See >>64385553
During the 4-3 he plays DE
So are any of the missing vikings starters coming back this week?
A loss against the packers is acceptable but I don't want them to lose against eli and his meme receiver.
>>64385664
>>64385618
Based Billy absolutely btfoing of all those stat retards
BB and Ernie probably have some ridiculous advanced stats that only they know of
>>64385237
>sprained MCL
>a big deal
They're not gonna risk Memeiota's health in a lost season and RG3 him
>Tyrann Mathieu ends his season as the highest-rated CB in the NFL, per @PFF, and it wasn't close. Graded +28.1. Josh Norman 2nd at +14.2.
BUT NO WE'RE FINE. NEXT MAN UP AMIRITE. HURR
>>64385573
has ESPN ever explained what is used to calculate QBR
>>64385812
>CB
I thought he was a S?
>>64385830
it's subjective, they don't have to explain shit
>>64385830
wouldn't that defeat the puropse of them having it?
>>64382577
>Jets 5th seed
>Steelers out
Yeah right homie
>>64385642
hey that's not confirmed yet you jerk
we're gonna sneak in and take the spot away from a more deserving team
>>64385662
it's too bad they're terrible in coverage, otherwise they'd have a good defense
>>64385812
no one thinks you're fine lmao
>>64385888
he's played both this year, but more CB snaps
>>64385888
Hes both, we lost two fucking players in 1.
As a cowboys fan Im usually classy but when I heard that Tyrone Mathieu tore his acl a little smile crept across my face ;)
>Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora 44s44 seconds ago
>Giants reviewed pregame incidents b/n Panthers players and Beckham. Are convinced he was threatened physically and called homophobic slurs
>>64385928
maybe you should draft players who don't explode on impact ;)
>>64385441
That's a bad idea, Skins are absolute garbage on the road but great at home
>>64385477
>that cameraman
>"my dick's still attached, right?"
>>64385981
lol OBJ can't handle the banter
Reminder that BB doesn't think those stat websites are any good.
Reminder not to take any of them seriously.
"What's a endzone?"
>>64385105
>>
>>64385108
>nobody has photoshopped Norman's face onto this yet
holy fuck all the jets have to do is split the last two games and they have a shot to cuck the broncos out of the playoffs
Broncos last two games
>-bengals, a team that beat them last year on mnf
>-chargers, Philip Rivers has historically played elite at milehigh
>implying the broncos don't lose out
lmaoOoOooOo
Mathieu wasnt even good, hes a 5'8 manlet that only repped 225 lbs 4(yes FOUR) times on bench
>>64385936
Sorry, im reading other Cardinals forums. Our season is over. The way and Cam and Russel are playing it's fucking over. Im already prepared, but other Cards fan are not, ok whatever, I know the signs when I see them, im not getting roped in again like I did in 2008.
>>64386048
I can't wait for us to beat you next week and completely crush all hope you have.
>>64386068
his thing was being really fast.
So I guess he isn't so fast anymore
>>64385552
>if we draft another d-lineman in the first round (or a fucking LB) i will cry
But why? He's gonna leave after his contract is over
>>64386095
that's what I'm saying nigga, even if the pats beat the jets next week we're still alive
>>64385618
Zimmer said the same thing at the beginning of the season, Belichick is just being a biter
>>64386048
>they beat them last year so that means they can do it again even though they have a backup QB
>Philip Rivers is always elite at hilehigh so it doesn't matter that he has a dumpster fire of a team around him
Sorry bro but it's not happening
>>64386100
I would smoke him in a 40 yard dash running on my hands, glad the cowboys didnt draft him
>>64386068
Uh, is this American Football or weightlifting?
>>64386114
MAYO CONFIRMED RECTALLY REKT
>>64386039
So you have ED? That's pretty rough
>>64386048
>mdw broncos lose out
>>64385726
Linval Joseph got some practice in and was questionable to start the week so he's probably got a better shot this week. Dunno about Barr and Smith though.
>Mike Reiss @MikeReiss 2m2 minutes ago
>Colts hoping for the reverse Dion Lewis. They've signed rookie RB Trey Williams, briefly with Patriots this year, to their 53-man roster.
>Clots
lmao
>>64386114
It's almost like you're accusing a team of cheating
Why would a pro NFL team need to cheat to win? Seems like someone who works in a system got mad it wasn't working :^)
>>64385928
>losing a handful of role players is the same as losing the best corner in the NFL
Worst poster in /nfl/ since Sean desu senpai
>Arizona is already finished
This is getting too easy.
>>64386144
AMERICAN football, so go climb your favela trash pile and focus on brazil sports and get out
>>64386268
I don't think you understood the moose you're fucking
>>64386292
your biggest threat was the seahawks anyways, and this is coming from someone who hates seattle
>>64385981
Norman was putting his dick in beckhams face the whole game too. Those two just needed to get it over with and fugg
Panthers lucked out, if they had to play a healthy Romo and Dez theyd be 13-1 and exposed
they get an automatic asterisk from me
>your team
>your team's strong point
>weak point
>what they should improve
>favorite pepe
Raiders
O-line / pass rush
Secondary
Teach the damn linebackers to play better coverage, get someone that can cover the TE, draft Myles Jack, bring in a DB, bring in a better option back
>>64386394
My mother was a saint
>>64385812
>PFF
>>64386114
>pats fan accusing other teams of cheating
holy shit I have literally 0 sides
Can ANYONE stop this team from winning the Super Bowl?
>>64386421
They did play healthy Romo and Dez and they both got BTFO
>>64386435
Is this her?
>>64386442
He wasn't accusing them of cheating though, just "conduct detrimental to the league" for which we got buttfucked.
>>64386508
The Pats will shit on them as they always do.
>>64386508
A healthy cowboys team
the patriots
the bengals
the seahawks
the cardinals
>>64386559
>The Pats will shit on them as they always do.
Romo was rusty and Dez was still limping, healthy they would have dropped 200 yards and 3 TDs on Josh cornball Normie
>>64386566
>The bengals
>The Cardinals
ahahhahahahahahhahahahhah
>>64386508
Kansas
Jets
Denver
Green Bay
Patriots
Seahawks
Carolina
The list goes on
>>64386605
Mind telling me what the Steelers record is versus Brady :3
>>64386559
>injured as fuck Pats beating the Steelers now that they have Bryant back and the defense has gelled
lol
>>64386566
they already BTFO the Bengals and Cardinals, the Pats only won by 7 last time and the Steelers are the better team now and the Seahawks needed refball to barely beat them in Seattle
>>64386690
>>64386690
new thread
>>64386690
>>64386690
>>64386683
You tell me how that has any bearing on the playoffs this year. I'll wait.
>>64386734
cucked :^)
>>64386703
Aww
>>64386609
>missed 8 weeks
>"rusty"
and the only thing making Dez limp was the 12 inch dick from being spitroasted by Kuechly and Norman desu senpai
>>64386683
>all-time records
>mattering literally
>LITERALLY
>I
>T
>E
>R
>A
>L
>L
>Y
>EVER
also not surprising you'd use only Brady's record since no Pats fan can remember a time before that
>>64384619
>only choosing stats that make Bustley look good
>>64382886
>snook
>>64386750
Sweden yes
>>64386547
Would desu
Post yfw the xehawks somehow in the owl. Even though if the refs didnt give them a free win vs the lions they wouldnt even be in the playoffs.
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