>Gianluigi Buffoon
>He isn't a buffoon at all, he is a highly capable and respected goalkeeper
>>64379083
New Zealand """""""banter"""""""
>gigi buffon
>isn't a mentally handicapped petite latina porn star
>Antonio Rüdiger
>is actually black
>Immobile
>is mobile
poo peeland everybody
![3013782160[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZyyjNN9.jpg "3013782160[1].jpg")
>sam winall
>has never won any trophy
>Danny Drinkwater
>gets wasted in pubs
>christian fuchs
>he plays for the foxes
![1671847-35435503-2560-1440[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9u7E5fd.jpg "1671847-35435503-2560-1440[1].jpg")
>chris wood
>is actually made of flesh and bone
>petr čech
>je čech
>Lionel Messi
>is actually an autistically clean person
>>64379596
More like
>looks like a russian tankista
![stuart-dallas_12q9rnsl1qaco1xd21cwae87ny[1].jpg_t=-118583826&quality=70.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yprpnjz.jpg "stuart-dallas_12q9rnsl1qaco1xd21cwae87ny[1].jpg_t=-118583826&quality=70.jpg")
>stuart dallas
>is actually from northern ireland and has never been to dallas
>Tiger Woods
>uses mostly irons
>>64379616
Could've been to dallas, scotland
>>64379707
you mean that tiny village?
>Russell Wilson
>has never had sex so actually won't have a son
>>64379735
he was married though
>Sun Life Stadium
>Iniesta isn't banned from playing there
>>64379845
That's fucked up
>>64379845
hmmm
>Eliaquim Mangala
>Isn't a dirty, stealing gypsy
>Peter Crouch
>doesn't crouch at all
>>64379845
hello reddit
>Jamal Blackman
>is English
Wait...
>Reece Oxford
>doesn't play for Oxford United
>>64380221
>isn't argentinian
>Dean Windass
>frequently releases wind from his ass
am i doing this right?
>>64379845
Hi what does this mean?
>Daniel Shittu
>plays for the English football
>Tokyo Sexwale
>Doesn't have sex in japan with cetaceans
>>64385015
It's the name of his dead wife.
>>64385085
>plays for the English football
You should try learning the English language, my black friend
>stephen liechtensteiner
>is swiss
>>64379845
m8, pls, mate.
>Tom Brady
>hair isnt braided
>>64385015
http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/mujer-iniesta-pierde-hijo-que-esperaba-3168349
>Danny Invincible
>Was frequently on the losing team
>>64389411
I can't read that shit you headless cholo
>will Packwood
Is a virgin
Vainqueur is a loser
>>64379083
Are you an idiot? His name is BUFFON, with one "O", not BUFFOON, with two
What the fuck is wrong with you? Were you dropped on the head as a child?
>Karl-Heinz Rummenigge
>Not a black alcoholic
>>64390148
m8...
>>64390282
Racism is not tolerated here
>Arjen Robben
>never been convicted of robbery in his life
>>64389847
My spanish is limited, but from what I can gather Iniesta and the woman that he owns lost a small boy and now they can't find him.
>kaka
>is shit
>Chat Shit
>Is actually quite a nice lad in his interviews, and tries to be both informative and respectful in his replies
>Yaya Banana
>isn't a fruit
>>64399978
But Vardy is famously a horrible cunt, he played with an asbo on his foot at one point and constantly cheers in front of the opposition fans
He's actually a massive cunt
>Eden Hazard
>Actually a hazard to his team
Vardy did nothing wrong. He was trying to turn his life around.
>>64389038
you don't know that
>Carlos Vela
UNA VELA
>Chicharito
sucks
>>64400104
"I’d been out with a friend who wore a hearing aid and two lads thought it would be funny to start mocking him and attacking him. I’m not proud of what I did but I defended him, which I’d always do for a mate, and it got me in trouble." They chatted shit
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/leicesters-england-rookie-jamie-vardy-5824505
>>64398993
No era penal!
>>64398993
If he cuts outside will he die
>>64402446
His chairman at the time said, 'Some lads started a fight. Jamie ended it.'
ryan greggs.
hes not a pastie.
>Danny Woodhead
He isn't actually Pinochio
