Does /sp/ like Joe Rogan?
I represent the true virtues of /sp/ and on behalf of true /sp/artans
yes
>>64376878
He makes me think a lot
What an oblique thread.
Seems like a douche
And not funny
when I am high, yes
He appeals to my alpha brain
he's the king of /sp/
BUCKLE UP BITCHES!
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SahCWLFeJr
He's a comedian that really makes me think
>>64380760
>mfw I'm listening to Rogan on Duncan Trussells podcast RIGHT NOW
Kek
>>64376878
never heard of her
His fanboys are annoying
>He would be a title contender if he fought bro, he just doesn't want to but he's an elite fighter
Not even getting to his Rousey can defeat 50% of the men in her weight class
>>64380760
I don't care how many times I see this, I still google like a schoolgirl.
knows a little about a lot, and seems deep and insightful to meatheads.
>>64376878
He really makes me think
ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT POWER
UNDERRATED GROUND GAME
No.
Manlet obsessed with his image.
i'm convinced he's gay
>>64380936
literally nobody thinks this
He's a good commentator but has unfortunately got to Mike Goldberg level where they are both sentient soundboards.
>OOOHHH HE'S HURT
Dominic Cruz was pretty good for the 66 seconds he got to talk, wouldn't be surprised to see him replace Rogan in August.
