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"I'm Matt fucking Bush" --Matt Bush
Blue Jays getting an all dirt infield for 2016
104 days till Opening Day
Nothing else happening
http://mlb.mlb.com/home
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
http://www.fangraphs.com/
>tfw no baseball
WELL A-BEAT THE DRUM AND HOLD THE PHONE
Threadly reminder that the ghost of daddy greinke gets sexual pleasure from piss
Royals
>tfw stove isn't even on
>>64365452
Padres edition? Nice.
Gonna deal Shields and Cashner to Tejas?
Realistically what would the addition of Clayton Kershaw to your team do?
There are maybe 4 teams in baseball that Kershaw couldn't get to the Championship series.
>>64365628
To be fair, the girl he pissed on gets sexual pleasure from it. He just did it cause he's a bro.
>>64366348
Not a Damn thing if the Pads don't get a SS.
He would add a couple wins, and SD would miss the playoffs again.
>>64366348
Yankees would foreverpeat if they could get better offensively
>>64366348
our post season ERA would skyrocket
>>64366348
>There are maybe 4 teams in baseball that Kershaw couldn't get to the Championship series.
one of which being the Dodgers
A's desu
>>64366421
AAAAAAYYYYYYY
>>64366421
Zing
>>64366421
Accurate as fuck. kek
Find a flaw
>>64366421
kek
>>64365452
All dirt like a little league field? And the patches of dirt there now near the bases will be grass patches. And the mound will be grass
>>64366727
The Postseason
>>64366727
>>64366357
>believing his side of the story
>>64366421
got em
>>64366817
I'm assuming like the Japanese fields in Koshien or like this.
>>64366845
>>64366860
>>64366867
Nice memes.
That was a rhetorical question tho.
There is no flaw.
>>64366357
Don't ever take your trip off again, Drippy Greinke.
>>64366817
>>64366963
like tropicana field
>>64366963
>a 10.0 ERA isnt a flaw
>>64366963
Eh I like my way better
>>64366881
>>64366965
Haha thanks for the (you)s I was waiting for
>>64367022
Bought a pack of cards at target and I got this. I am now going to root for him like a fan girl.
mets v yankees ws mets sweep <3
>>64367251
Not this year senpai
>>64367516
ur right yankees wont get to the postseason anyways
>>64367589
Exactly, neither will the Mest.
>>64367700
exactly, its the nats year
>>64367951
...to make the playoffs
>>64367880
WHERES
>>64366421
Take the L
This Daddy Greinke wannabe sucks
Such an obvious troll that makes stupid albeit humorous bait posts
Almost seems like he intentionally says stupid shit to get memes
He's also too confrontational, original DG was just a delusional retard
>>64368524
>Original DG won't return and BTFO of Ghost DG
Feels bad man
>>64368524
Reminds you of Heron, huh?
fucking idiots
>>64368524
>>64368649
It's the real one. He posted his old tripcode's pass to prove it
>>64368890
It's DG's ghost. That's Punished DG and Original DG was Big Boss DG.
>>64368736
Literally Dr. Who
>>64368954
So we can expect a few more DG clones in the future?
>>64369114
At least 3 more
>>64369156
>Solid DG
>Liquid DG
>Solidus DG
Is Eva the one chick he pissed on?
>>64365452
>"I'm Matt fucking Bush" --Matt Bush
I miss the quotes. I re-welcome this.
>>64369510
>piss eeaaaaateeerrrrrr
>>64369513
>rags
coke addict
criminal
what's next? a fucking child molestor playing 3rd?
>>64367211
He ain't no Reed Johnson.
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/0/v2587970/reed-johnson-makes-the-play-in-a-tie-game
>>64369737
>high class
>>64370094
Are you the proxy fag that posted in Yankee gamethreads this year?
Daily reminder that the Doyers lost a playoff series in which Clayton Kershaw and Zack Greinke pitched 4/5 games.
>>64370252
300 million dollars well spent
>>64367880
The Nationals have literally improved in zero categories this offseason and the Mets' rookies and young players performed better than their's in 2015.
>>64370252
Daniel Murphy was the ride of a lifetime
>>64370252
will always make me laugh. thanks bro
>tfw i quit basedball really young and regret it greatly
>>64369724
>I'm still in your streeeaaaamm, piss eeaaaateeeerrrrrrrrr
>>64370833
you were the chosen one, anon
>>64370833
What's your current age and build?
>>64370953
God fucking damn it
>>64370833
>tfw playing high school ball and got into major car accident and didn't get scholarship
Can't play baseball anymore, hurts too much I've tried
>>64370833
>tfw was never good enough to make the high school team
>not even as a LOOGY
>>64367700
>mets have improved in every aspect that they needed to in the offseason other then in CF which they're doing - the nats havent done anything
yankees average age is around 31.2 i think, gtfo
>>64372581
>Mets have improved in every aspect
Fucking lmaoing my ass off, do you actually believe this?
>other than improving the part where they lost who was easily their best player, but don't worry they'll find someone!!!!!
Fucking hate you mest cucks
>>64372581
>This fucking delusion
Neil Walker and Daniel Murphy are basically the same player and you fuckers lost Cespedes.
>>64372710
neil walker>murphy miles defensively + led NL in HR's, cabrera>flores in everything, got great reliever, 1.31 ERA, bartolo w/ zack wheeler returning in june/july, and cespedes choked in playoffs and late september. still have budget for span/parra/de aza.
you traded a good young pitcher for castro, and that's it.
>>64372912
led NL 2B's **
>>64372912
They also got Hicks who is pretty good and has a high ceiling for their back up Catcher but I digress. This is a nothing year for the Yankees. They're just waiting for Teix, CC, and Beltran's contracts to run out after this season. They still won't do much in FA next year but Bird and Judge will be on the team baring any trades.
>>64373147
>implying that they'll sign multiple good FA's and not just harper and still suck
>>64373224
They won't sign anyone next year except for maybe a pitcher. They will go hard after Harper though it's pretty obvious.
>>64365452
>tfw I took that picture while visiting my recently deceased grandmother's grave
>tfw it's become a commentary on the supposed evils of the DH
I actually couldn't be happier.
>>64373288
if they sign only harper they'll be right back where they started, is my point. the nats had a decent rotation and lineup last year and still lost. the yankees dont have a good pitching staff rn, and by 2018 or whenever harpers an FA, all their power hitters will be gone.
>>64373428
They're really banking on Judge, Bird, Sanchez, and Severino to be huge stars along with guys like Hicks, Didi, and Castro contributing. Didn't list Betances because he's already a huge star. It's really risky rebuilding but they had to start some time.
How bout them Mariners tho
>>64373596
It's funny people are still banking on Sanchez, he was a big prospect 3 years ago, not anymore
>>64373596
don't see it happening but whatever you want to believe
>>64373789
vs astros? lol, gl.
>>64373789
The Mariners are the who woulda guessed option next year.
They have the pieces, they just need to get lucky.
I am certainly rooting for them to get to the postseason
>>64373789
Mariners can kiss my ass.
Go Padres! Padres Pride Worldwide!
>>64373993
We have the Vedder Cup lead :^)
>>64370252
good thing that greinke guy is gone then
Oh boy it looks like its time for more sexy power rankings! Catchers will be coming right up (although sometimes I wish I was their catcher)!
>>64374490
You are worse than Punished DG.
>>64374801
Its okay, we have finalists for catchers! They arent in order right now.
Posey, Martin, D'Aurnaud, Lucroy, Vogt, Ramos, Cervelli, Realmuto, Gomes, Swihart, Montero, James McCann, Ianetta, Chirinos, Hedges, Casalli
Oh my I wouldn't mind all 16 in one room wokring out!
>>64374940
>Oh my I wouldn't mind all 16 in one room wokring out!
wat
>>64374940
>Chirinos
>No Perez
Shit taste confirmed
>>64374940
>vogt but no wieters
>>64374975
>>64375061
>>64375124
Chrinos was at the very end. Weiters is no good and Vogt is like a nice teddy bear but he was at the end like Chrinos.
Right now there are three studs fighting for number 9:
Francsico Cervelli, Russell Martin, Yan Gomes
Cervelli is getting hotter as he gets older but he did steroids
Martin was cuter when he was younger and his beard is not sexy
Gomes has a long face but it is chiseled and he has a nice body
>>64371193
20. 110 lbs. 5'9.
>the DH should be in both leagues
>>64375461
are you a trap?
>>64373789
First we have to kill the Altuve
>>64375516
I could be :3
>>64375479
it only makes sense to be honest
![f44320d83cc4ebce47148ecc7891a73f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pNC04aZ.jpg "f44320d83cc4ebce47148ecc7891a73f[1]")
2016 MLB Sexiest Catchers Power Rankings
1. Buster Posey
2. Travis d'Arnaud
3. Chris Iannetta
4. Austin Hedges
5. Cust Casali
6. James McCann
7. Jonathan Lucroy
8. Blake Swihart
9. Yan Gomes
9001. Cameron Rupp
9002. Hank Conger
900000001. Christian Bethancourt
>>64375585
solid list bro
>>64375569
post navel
>>64375609
Thank you! Navarro used to be a cute butterball with a boy face but he got so fat and ugly now :(
>>64375585
>no JP Arencibia
would powerbottom
>>64375695
I forgot he existed! He would have to fight Gomes for 9 though.
>>64375788
>>64375904
post bussy and i'll post proof
>>64376015
>post bussy
>on /mlb/
Am I back in 2014?
>>64375461
How fucking lanky are you, m8? You wouldn't have been a good baseball player anyway.
>>64375585
>no Miggy Mont
>no David Ross and his bouncer-like muscles
>>64375658
Kek, I miss that nigga. He had a good year with the Cubs.
>>64375658
>>64376693
>tfw this doesn't happen anymore
>>64375461
Lmfao
2016 MLB Sexiest Left Fielder Power Rankings
1. Franklin Gutierrez
9001. The Rest
>le dissappear in big games man
Laughing my fucken ass off
>>64376809
busted boipussy ruined it for everyone
>>64375479
>pitchers should bat in both leagues
>>64376385
>mfw I started "post boypussy" and Frozenbro eventually did
I'd post it but I get banned everytime I do
Is DG drunk on wine coolers
Also /r/ing bikini pix of scoutfu if they exist
>>64372213
I made it to D-1 on scholarship for one year. Ended up getting tossed off the team and lost my scholarship after I got academically suspended. Basically I drank too much and didn't go to too many classes. It's not like my coaches didn't warn me, but I wasn't too concerned. I was never going to make it to the minors anyway. Too short (5'11"), right handed, not enough velocity on my fastballs (85-87mph).
Going to Boston in April this year and wanna catch a game at Fenway.' Any recommendations for seats, will I get batteries thrown at me if I wear my Mariners gear?
rate my hat binge /milb/
>>64370252
was the Don the one to blame or just a scape goat for meme front office sabermetrics
>>64378625
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>64378636
Donnie is a fucking terrible manager and should have been replaced years ago.
>>64378625
Absolutely atrocious
>>64378481
Some bitch didn't stop at a stop sign and flipped my car over, fucked up my knee and hip pretty bad. My friends said I was good enough to play for college and maybe mlb but I never thought I was.
>>64378716
That sucks man. I can't imagine how much that had to bother you.
>>64378723
My Uncle was a semi ELITE third basemen for USC back in the 70s he but already married and got accepted into law school at graduation so he never got a chance to play professionally I blame that gold digging whore for me not posting from a mansion now.
>>64378759
>uncle
>YOU posting from a mansion
hi black anon
>>64378723
I've moved on, going to college right now. There's no point on living what couldve been when I have the rest of my life in front of me.
Does Daddy Greinke's daddy pee into his mouth, or into his anus? Which is kinkier?
Do they do this after every Doyer win?
>>64378871
He is right that Iwakuma isn't garbage
Quick /mlb/ What is your favorite hat you own
>>64378886
My voodoo tactical tan hat with a green american flag on it
>>64378886
My United Dairy fitted ballcap. I've had it since 1997. Faded, but comfy.
>>64378886
One from my local class A team
>>64378886
Everette Aqua Sox hat. Webbly is a fuckin boss
>>64378985
lel this >>64378971 is me and was referring to aquasox also
>>64378985
>>64379020
smug webbly
>>64378636
doyers win their division this year entirely because he is gone, even if the whole team is worse
he is that bad of a manager
ANOTHER THREADLY AND DAILY REMINDER THAT MONEY ALONE CANNOT ABSOLUTELY BUY HAPPINESS.
THE LAST WORLD SERIES APPEARANCE BY THE DODGERS HAS BEEN 1988 WHICH IS 5 YEARS BEFORE THE FLORIDA MARLINS, NOW THE MIAMI MARLINS HAVE PLAYED THEIR FIRST GAME
NOW THE LAST WORLD SERIES APPEARANCE BY THE NOW MIAMI MARLINS WAS 2003.
MOVING ON.
SINCE MIAMI'S APPEARANCE IN THE MLB THEIR YEARLY PAYROLL HAS EQUALED TO A GRAND TOTAL OF 908,006,574 CASH DOLLARS. FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF TWO WORLD SERIES TROPHIES.
IN COMPARISON SINCE 1988 THE DODGERS HAVE PAID A GRAND TOTAL OF 2,422,579,428 US DOLLARS FOR A TOTAL OF 0 WORLD SERIES APPEARANCES. WELL OVER DOUBLE WHAT THE MARLINS HAVE PAID SINCE THEIR EXISTENCE IN THE MLB.
IT WOULD EVEN STILL BE OVER DOUBLE IF THE MARLINS HAVE EXISTED SINCE 1989
ANOTHER INTERESTING FACT IS THAT SINCE 2011 THE DODGERS HAVE PAID A TOTAL OF 982,955,992 FROM ALL THEIR YEARLY PAYROLLS. WHICH IS AROUND 74 MILLION THAN THE MARLINS HAVE PAID IN THE ENTIRETY OF THEIR EXISTENCE.
FOR ABSOLUTELY 0 WORLD SERIES TITLES OR APPEARANCES.
EVERYONE SHOULD NOW POINT AND LAUGH AT THE DODGERS ORGANIZATION. WHICH CAN'T EVEN GET MONEYBALL RIGHT.
>>64367880
>overpaid for a meme pitcher and still didn't make the playoffs
You realize run support and comerica park are what made scherzer so great, right? He wasn't even the best pitcher on his team the year he won the cy young.
>>64379504
What? The only pitchers in baseball that you could say were better than Scherzer in 2013 are Iwakuma and Darvish. Even then are you honestly saying that Max Scherzer isn't a top 3 RHP in baseball??
>>64365452
So the Red Sox gonna end up in the basement again or not?
>>64379605
How does it feel to be a fan of a team that can't even get moneyball right?
In the past 4 years the team you're a fan of has paid more than a team has in it's entire existence that has won 2 world series. To not even appear in one. It's pretty pathetic tbqh senpai.
>>64379605
Fister was better than Scherzer in 13
>>64379728
In 2013? Definitely not Fister maybe Anibal who had a monster season and looked like fucking money in 2013 but still not better than Max. Idk why you're having rn tobehonest
How many more days until pitchers and catchers report?
>>64366421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_National_League_Championship_Series
>>64366348
LordeBlue, what do you personally think of a Posey/Kershaw battery?
spooky
>>64381587
Predicting what? Neither the Cubs nor the Dodgers made it to the World Series.
>>64379365
Isn't Moneyba about being cheap and never winning anything and having no fans and never losing your job as GM for 15 years even though you don't win anything and you play in a dumpy stadium and your fans root for the Giants in the playoffs?
>>64378886
This one easily
>>64381587
If you check all video archives of each team you can replicate this.
>>64378886
r8 my vape bros
>>64381976
y ur hat always rotating
>>64381976
>angels
>waiting for mozeliak to make a move
>>64382013
Moze is waiting for Lincecum to showcase and the OF market to get set.
>>64382113
CHOKING INTENSIFIES
Why is kershaw so shit in the playoffs?
Can Angels sign Alex Gordon? Why isn't the Angels making these aggressive acquisitions?
>>64383218
Luxury. Tax.
>>64383218
Because they FO continue to cuck them out of any free agents
>actually signing off on a ten year deal
>any player
Guys, nothing's happening. I miss baseball.
>>64378481
Why not try to play some independent ball? Go try out for the Frontier Greys this season
http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/frontier-greys-baseball-2015-9
>>64383861
>closest thing we have to baseball is the Miami Beachb owl in Marlins Park
>>64383861
We can use this spare time to look for Bryce's ring. It's gotta be here SOMEwhere.
which team has the most boys who are aces
>>64384216
everyBODY should take time out of their day to help Bryce find his missing jewelry
>>64381279
Uhh about 5
Been away for a little bit tbqh with you Joe, just dropping in to say
It is about
damn
time
That Boggs got his number retired. Dude deserved it.
Can baseball start already. Fuck the off season.
>>64385510
324 game season when
>can't trade Chapman
>can't trade Phillips
>stuck with Votto for a billion years
>get fleeced when trading Frazier
>shitcinnati
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 4m4 minutes ago
>Andrew Luck will not play in Week 16 against Miami, per head coach Chuck Pagano.
LMAO
We OBP now
>>64387270
They just need to admit he needs Tommy John already
>>64379365
ANOTHER REMINDER THAT THE LA DODGERS IN THE LAST 4 YEARS HAVE PAID MORE IN THEIR PAYROLL THAN THE MIAMI MARLINS HAVE IN THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
THE MIAMI WERE CREATED IN 1993 AND HAVE WON 2 WORLD SERIES SINCE THEN THE LAST IN 2003.
THE LA DODGERS LAST WS WIN AND APPEARANCE WAS IN 1988. A TEAM HAS LITERALLY BEEN CREATED AND WON 2 WORLD SERIES SINCE BEFORE THE LA DODGERS MADE ANOTHER APPEARANCE IN ONE.
AND IN LESS THAN HALF A DECADE THE DODGERS HAVE OUTPAID A FRANCHISE OF 23 YEARS
>>64387375
When are they gonna send his ass back down to AAA? He still needs development.
>>64387375
oh shit lmao wrong thread my bad man
>rusty kuntz back for another season
B A S E D
maybe now that lincecum has signed with another team we'll finally know what was the issue between him and posey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqIy6ebhyhk
>>64387506
He's already reached his ceiling. He'll never be in contention for a Cy Young again.
>>64383998
Haha, it's way too late for me. It's been 10 years since I've thrown a baseball. I have a career, a mortgage, a fiancée, and two dogs. Plus, I'm 30. You can go for it though.
>>64366348
It's a shame he's on one of those 4
>>64370252
Is that also the series where they had to break someone's leg just to win a game?
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal
Sources; Ian Desmond in agreement with #Padres on four-year contract, pending physical.
>>64389842
Yes.
Honestly the most embarrassing display in a division series in recent memory.
There was no fucking excuse to lose a series when you have two pitchers pitching as well as Kershaw and Greinke.
You're playing a team that has no playoff experience at all save for a few veterans.
You have fucking HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE.
And you lose.
Losing to the Cardlels was understandable, maybe they just own them.
But this year was just pitiful.
>>64378882
Of course not. He's not on the Doyers anymore
>>64390004
You know what, this would be an opportunity to laugh at Preller but because of the Chargers fiasco, I will just say, good signing Padres. Good signing.
>>64390004
Le epin trole post /b/ro!
>>64379682
Please learn what "moneyball" actually means
>>64390645
dictionary definition here:
>>64381848
>Freddy Sanchez officially retires
;_;7
Godspeed, Freddy
>he is clutch therefore he is better than the most consistent
I love how during the offseason MLB.com switches its scores on the left hand side to sports on earth.
>$412,009,199 Mexican Pesos
>>64390645
>>64390724
My bad bros, but still isn't it hilarious the dodgers have spent more than the marlins have in their existence in less than half a decade.
>>64391113
The Dodgers have also made more revenue than the Miami have in their entire existence in just the past 3 seasons lol.
>>64391041
Reminder that these are all facts and cannot be refuted.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim will be paying Josh Hamilton $24,010,000 ($412,009,199 Mexican Pesos) this season for being on a divisional rival's roster.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim paid a former player to literally elimate them from the 2015 AL Wild Card race.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim got rid of Hamilton for his drug problem and in turn are currently paying for his drug habit.
Reminder that Tommy Hanson's drug addiction only got worse in Anaheim.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim are partly responsible for Hanson's death.
>analslime fans will try to defend this
:^)
Marinerbros, do you think your team would want to sign Lincecum? I wanna see him happy.
>>64391192
Why is everyone so fucken mad at Los Angeles and it's surrounding areas lol????
What did we ever do besides be successful and draft the greatest pitcher to have ever lived??.
>>64391247
Mat Latos?
>>64391329
Don't talk to me about that nigga
>>64391235
He'd probably be really happy pitching near his home town. He was loved here when he was with UW. I really doubt they'll add him to the pen though
>>64390870
>he does well when nothing is at stake, but can't perform when there is something at stake
Thoughts?
>>64391475
Cool! Let's see his postseason accolades now
>>64391475
He seems like a very good pitcher. Whoever it is, I bet he translates that success into the postseason very well.
>>64391505
MUH BARVES
>>64391329
gotta say, that was a good one lil hyphyfag
>>64391505
>>64391514
Why you so mad lol?
Reminder that Kershaw has never had an ERA above 2.7 when pitching at least 200 innings in a season.
Reminder that he has a lifetime ERA of 2.42 and it might be well below 2 by the time he retires.
Reminder Kershaw is the most feared pitcher in the postseason. Whether you choose to accept that or not is not my problem. It's your obsession.
>>64391585
>most feared pitcher in the postseason
by WHOM
>>64391585
>LordeBlue
>Lorde's song was based on a blue team that isn't the Dodgers
>one that can actually make and win the world series in 30 years
>renamed himself after a pitcher ditched his team for a division rival and was close to signing with yet another division rival
How many times does DG and his ghost have to cuck himself?
>>64391585
>Reminder Kershaw is the most feared pitcher in the postseason.
so close anon.
A lost of active pitchers with league MVP's:
>Justin Verlander
>Clayton Kershaw
>...........
Ummmmmmmmmmmm??
Your response to this?
>>64391641
The Dodgers
>>64391649
O i am laffin
>>64391585
Okay. So how about posting his performances in the postseason
>>64391574
I originally read "signed" not "drafted" but it still works, my short brown amigo.
:^)
HOW HE KING WITH NO RING?
>>64391662
Now make me a list of active pitchers with rings
>>64391662
>a list of pitchers who are utter garbage in the playoffs
Clayton Kershaw is 58 days older than Jacob DeGrom and Clayton has pitched 1600 more innings and ammassed 1600 more strikeouts than Jake... Who debuted in 2013.
This is how much better Clayton has been.
Shitposting aside, just let that fact sink in for a second.
>>64391883
kershaw has never been a rookie of the year
kershaw also has never been to the world series
let that sink in
>>64391883
Jacob DeGrom has more playoff wins in less innings pitched.
Shitposting aside, just let that fact sink in for a second.
>>64390807
>Freddy Sanchez
RIP in piece mole man
We cri evrytiem ;__;
>>64391883
Is that the position you would assume with Kershaw behind you?
>>64391908
And DeGrom will never strikeout 300, win an MVP, be a a top three finalist in 5 Cy Youngs, and much less win 3 Cy Youngs, 4 strikeout titles, and 4 ERA titles.
Kershaw did all of this when DeGrom was still serving up grand slams to the Braves lmao.
Honesty, just let it sink in.
We talk about Kershaw as if he were some aged veteran (he is) but we also forget he still only 27 years old.
I think most of you hate him because you've never had the chance to see him pitch.
>>64391669
lel
Clayton Kershaw has yet to give up a grand slam in 1700+ innings pitched.
Literally has never given up a grand slam.
>>64391939
OHHHH SNAP
>>64391957
nah, DG's ghost imagines himself lying down back there with a stream coming down on his face
>post-season accolades
just lol
>>64392099
Yeah, who needs World Series wins!
>he is a big-game pitcher
LOL can he be a sub 1.99ERA pitcher for 200 innings tho??
>>64392099
As sad as I was to see them lose the World Series, Murphy's Wild Ride was amazing
>>64391939
A shortstop from Stetson University who decided to try pitching, and who, after being drafted in a late round could not even be considered a mid-level prospect, LITERALLY has already accomplished enough in 2 years to have bragging right over Clayton Kershit.
You can't make it up.
Choose ONE of these pitchers to start for your team in Game 7 of the Eries
>>64392192
Pretty sad that Fatolo looks like the best candidate on that list
>>64392138
The last legit World Series was in 2011.
Every WS since has been a fluke to some degree.
This isn't what America deserves.
>>64392192
In their prime?
Kershaw Game 1, Anibal Game 2, Felix Game 3.
That wins a World Series.
>>64392192
would slaughter innocents
>>64392192
Scherzer or Sale
>>64392255
>implying 2011 wasn't a fluke
TWICE
>>64392099
>discounting the postseason
Makes sense for a Pablo Sandoval kind of guy, but for guys like Jeter you really have to respect those numbers
>>64392281
Still the best team in the AL in 2011.
>>64392255
>kershit in the postseason
>anibal over felix
>anibal at all
>no prime fatbathia
>that wins a world series
Jon Morosi @jonmorosi 1h1 hour ago
Amanda Hopkins named @Mariners area scout. Team says she's believed to be first woman hired as a fulltime scout since 1950s. @FOXSports
My oh my, is it time for more sexy power rankings? I think so! Lets look at the big sexy men who are designated hitters!
>>64392192
1. Sale
2. Felix
3. Scherzer
4. Greinke
5. Lester
6. Wainwright
7. Verlander
8. Colon
9. Hamels
10. Kershaw
11. Liriano
12. Lackey
13. Peavy
14. Shields
15. Weaver
16. Jimenez
17. Cain
18. Sabathia
19. Sanchez
20. Price
>>64392375
This happened weeks ago
>>64392308
If you put Mario Mendoza in the postseason every year for a decade he's bound to put up some numbers too
>>64392321
Anibal in his prime was a monster.
He was as good as anyone.
A large part of what made CC good was that 98 heater. After he lost that he struggled like Lincecum when that 98 4-seam disappeared. I don't fall for the >>64392406
What an awful ranking. Wow
Anibal 19? And Sale who hasn't ever pitched in post season #1?
Die
>>64392375
>you
you're like 3 weeks behind on memes senpai
>shitattle anon
>>64392458
Sanchez had one great season, another very good season, and everything else is forgettable.
>>64392276
that was fun
http://baseballsavant.com/popup/video.php?video_id=33112773
>>64392458
>98 mph heater
Well, that and his wicked ass slider
>>64392481
7 no-hit innings in the ALCS doesn't matter then?
I know he hasn't been great the past 2 seasons but to set him that low is insulting because he's actually been at the big game and performed.
>>64392406
>No Arrieta
>>64392528
killurself
>>64392528
Arrieta wasn't on the list fuccboi
>I made scout, anon!
>I just wish you were here to celebrate with me...
>>64392621
Sorry I prefer shitskin immigrants
>>64392375
>>64392463
>>64392621
what kind of degree would one need to become a scout?
>>64392992
Just need to pass the eye-test and then be able to give the eye-test
>>64393012
you will never witness a world series!!!!
>>64392992
Have connections in the MLB.
That's how scoutfu did it
>>64392992
scouts are more of a former player, my dad is an executive kind of thing.
2016 Sexiest MLB Designated Hitters
1. Jimmy Paredes
2. Ryan Raburn
3. John Jaso
4. Albert Pujols
5. Alex Rodriguez
6. Prince Fielder
7. Kennys Vargas
8. Victor Martinez
9. Adam LaRoche
9001. Miguel Sano
9002. C.J. Cron
90000001. Jon Singleton
>>64393236
>6. Prince Fielder
wuh
Syndergaard should've been top 3 for ROTY, imo. If postseason was recognized I think he would've done better. Just a cool and ballsy guy as well.
>>64393236
900000000000000000001.Billy Butler
>>64393355
He's a douchebag cocksucker
Like you
>>64393236
U saying wat u son of basterd bich
incoming play action pass on 2nd goal
>>64393411
Mad royals fans are funny, wasn't even close to his head, just a brushback. Go make out with Ventura while he fights everyone he sees.
>>64393236
Is Jimmy even gonna DH for us next year? Unless we plan on replacing Davis with Trumbo he's out of a job. He was great in the first half of the season and was hot garbage the rest.
>>64393355
He's alpha as fuck.
After the pussification that followed the collapse of the steroid era, we're left with very few players with this sort of attitude, particularly on the field (it goes without saying that players like Brian McCann exemplified this).
There are people on here not rooting for the Cinderella story of the NL West
>>64393709
>spend the most in the offseason
>cinderella
>>64393676
desu I would argue this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2WTFCXaxlYw
marked the beginning of the depussification of pitching, but it still has a long way to go.
>>64393726
We are in a division of juggernauts we have the least annoying fans and are in a red state, what's not to like
>>64390870
>what are excuses
>>64393751
>Padres
>Rockies
>juggernaut
>>64393779
Name a scarier division
>>64393840
NL Central, irrefutable fact
3 97+ win teams
>>64393675
Everyone likes him more than you
You're slandering his name
>>64393859
Well, then you're right. Still not an easy division
>>64393859
>three teams with the top records in baseball had to play each other to get out of the first round
something seems off about that
>>64393859
>>64394078
Here we go again with this meme division and their fluke rookie team which won't even win 90 games.
>>64394078
win your division. simple as that.
baseball will never, ever change that.
>entering the post-season as a WC team
>>64393840
Any division not in the nl
>>64394173
>exiting the postseason in the first round
>>64393751
>least annoying
That's technically padres fans since they don't exist
>>64393840
NL Central and AL East by far.
>>64393325
>>64393432
>>64393626
>>64393675
I forgot about Nelson Cruz! New list, puhleaaase!
1. Jimmy Paredes
2. Ryan Raburn
3. John Jaso
4. Albert Pujols
5. Alex Rodriguez
6. Nelson Cruz
7. Prince Fielder
8. Kennys Vargas
9. Victor Martinez
9001. Miguel Sano
9002. C.J. Cron
90000001. Jon Singleton
>>64393398
Sorry babe but he isnt as ugly as Sano, Cron, or Singleton.
>>64394173
>losing to a meme in the first round even after you intentionally took out one of their players
PISS REMINDER
http://youtu.be/zqzhC8ydk3Q
>>64391669
underrated
>>64391235
YES! I've been thinking this all offseason. Plus, he really seams like he'd be one of those change of scenery guys that makes all the difference. Also, he'd be relatively cheap.
>>64391410
I saw that same article today. That was some good stuff. A-Rod as Palpatine felt just right.
>>64392463
Still/r/ing bikini pix
Would Lincecum make a good closer?
>>64394455
If he can throw 93+ in the showcase and learns how to pace himself as a reliever in the 'pen.
Goldschmidt has fast hands, wow.
>>64394606
You see that porn too?
>>64394173
>never winning a pennant in the wild card era
>>64394455
lincecum's biggest problem is that he's ace with nobody on base and shit with anyone on because he can't go from the stretch. If someone could put him as an inning-starter-but-pull-in-high-leverage sorta closer (has this been done before?) I think he'd exceed expectations
DAHDEE MEMEKY
DAHDEE MEMEKY
DAHDEE MEMEKY
DAHDEE MEMEKY
FUCKN LMAO
>>64393676
brian mccann is kind of an asshole imo
>>64394986
>If someone could put him as an inning-starter-but-pull-in-high-leverage sorta closer (has this been done before?)
Yeah it's called being not good enough to start retard.
Lincecum doesn't have to throw 93 jn the showcase because he's not a thrower anymore. He can actually pitch like a pitcher is meant to do.
His problem is his body and his mechanics. His mechanics, the thing which made him dominant for those few years have failed him not bacause the MOJO just ran out, but because his body ran out.
>>64395162
kek
WHERE'S
If you can start a franchise with any one pitcher from these which one would you pick?
Felix
Grienke
Sale
Sherzcher
Bumgarner
Kluber
Syndergaard
Harvey
Price
Danny Salazar
Carlos carrasco
Jose Fernandez
Jake arrieta
Sonny Gray
Garret Richards
Dallas keuchal
>>64394444
nice quads
she isn't that lewd
literally waifu material
>shitattle anon
>>64395558
Kershaw. Felix.
Nobody else has been consistent enough for their WHOLE career to be built around.
If you can start your franchise with one pitcher who would you pick from these?
King Felix
Kluber
Sale
Keuchal
Carlos carrasco
Danny Salazar
Shelby Miller
Grienke
Bumgarner
Sonny Gray
Garret Richards
Jose Fernandez
Jake arrieta
Harvey
Syndergaard
Kevin gausman
Matt Moore
Lester
Wainwright
Gerrit Cole
![30119_1271251753535_1597110182_604527_7027625_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TYNtcXN.jpg "30119 1271251753535 1597110182 604527 7027625 n[1]")
>his name is Kip Fagg
Top kek.
>>64395621
Fuck. I agree with lordeblue. Not sure how to feel about this
>>64395629
Fernandez
>>64395629
Chris Sale
Or Keuchel if he plays like he does at home 24/7
>>64395558
Easy: Felix Hernandez.
He's been elite for too long and pitches in the AL. I've got more faith in his long-term durability. Even if he loses his velocity, he could just turn into Bartolo Colon in his prime.
Kershaw? Again, a history of choking. Not clutch. One thing happens to his arm and he could go down the path that Lincecum has traveled. Of course, Shaw's mechanics are way better but we're seeing that that hardly means shit nowadays.
I'll start my franchise with Felix.
>>64395759
>>64395671
>>64395621
>Tfw your team is wasting the entire career of an elite pitcher without any postseason games.
I wont even feel bad when he leaves for a competitive team
>>64395759
>One thing happens to his arm and he could go down the path that Lincecum has traveled
Except Kershaw has literally been on the DL once in 1600 innings pitched. An injury which wasn't even to his arm.
Kershaw is one of most mechanically sound players in baseball and has peaked higher than Felix and has never hit the low that Felix has fallen to.
>>64395897
Felix was fantastic in 2014. I have to, for the sake of my mentality, believe that he'll bounce back strong and not get BTFO like he did early in a couple games this year.
>>64395840
It'll be too late by then, but yeah, he'll look alright it a Yankees uniform.
>>64395897
It doesn't need to be an arm injury that will bring him down. A hip is a major part of pitching and movement in general. If that issue ever arises again, how long could he reasonably pitch well enough through pain? He's 27 now and has had a hip issue. Are we to believe his are is 100% healthy? Who the fuck knows?
>>64396031
When will this felix to the yanks meme end.
You're killing me smalls
>>64395897
>>64396031
List nigga here. I'd pick sale,gausman,Kershaw,or Gray desu
>>64396052
The Jewbrenners are still running that shit and they're being "frugal" momentarily to recoup some money. The Yankees are still the Yankees and they will always continue to be the Yankees.
>we'll never find another 14 year old latin american pitching prodigy
>>64395558
Danny Salazar, Sonny Gray or Jose Fernandez, maybe Noah Syndergaard. You want a guy who is young and looks like an ace in the making and build around that. If you pick someone already dominant and in their prime, you lose potential years of a competitive ace because he'll exit his prime quicker
hey bros r8 my new haircut
>>64396031
Where are you even getting all this shit from lmao?
Who says Kershaw has a hip issue? Yeah he missed a start but he struck out 15 and three a CG the start after.
Who says Kershaw is pitching through pain?
If anything at all its Felix who since even before his contract signing had that elbow issue and has continue to have it.
>>64396214
Damn sometimes I forget my baseball IQ is decades above everyone's.
>>64396292
I miss Big Boss DG. At least his post weren't reckless and obvious bait.
RIP in peace Freddy. I'll always remember that time Aubrey Huff replaced you and fucked up that play against the Mest.
>>64396863
I'll never forget his leaping catch off that line drive in game 4. That, his based batting stance and the way he'd sell pitches as coming too close by raising his hands.
>>64396292
Lmfao never reply to me again piss drinker. You're the cumdrinker who said the Dodgers could acquire Trout, Harper, Salazar and Carrasco, and then shit your pants and went quiet when I told you to prove it. Pathetic
daily reminder
>>64397153
Oh man its the Cleveland goblin lol
You are literally sooooo stupid that I've had to acknowledge your stupidity more than 3 times in a week.
I've already told you I don't reply to trolls.
If you say something stupid, I'm a let u know
Building your franchise around 2 glass elbows? Dying.
>>64397695
why would they let such a shitty pitcher throw when they have GOAT DADDY KERSH?
>>64397834
Beats building it around the literal worst pitcher in postseason history and an autist who couldn't wait to get out of town
>>64395629
Syndergaard for sure
>>64398008
reminder that daddy greinke drinks his own pee and then vomits his swallowed pee into his cousin's mouth
>>64398034
Of all the pitchers in that list Syndegaard is the most exploitable. And the one most likely to be exposed before his first 500 innings.
>>64398066
>noah syndergaard already has as many postseason wins as kershit
I'm sure that has nothing to do with your opinion though Daddy.
>>64398046
Hmm this story sure seems to have mutated. I don't disbelieve it however
>>64398077
>pitcher wins
lol do u also keep a tally of the cocks you've sucked??
Noah Syndergod>>>Clayton Kershit
Refute this with postseason stats and without using memes
You fucking can't
>>64398333
I suck one cock for every Dodgers win in the World Series
>>64398408
What brand of urine tastes the best?
>>64398428
The urine of a dominican girl and not that of a future Mariners' scout
>>64398428
>Daddy Greinke goes to the dentist
>Daddy Greinke sits in the dentist chair, but the dentist refuses to operate on Daddy Greinke
>"Why won't you operate on me, doc?" asks Daddy.
>The dentist replies, "I don't clean urinals."
>>64398476
urinal lot of trouble for that one, bub
>>64398393
anon. You should have said since 1988.
There's still a lot of cocks to suck from 1988 and before. Your joke backfired. Unless your are actually homosexual and have sucked a total of 6 cocks.
hi /mlb/
>>64398540
>autist detected
WHERE'S
>>64398600
KERSHAW'S
we 88 now
>>64398639
RING
>>64398590
b-but anon. When insulting daddy grienke you should make sure he can't just call you a homosexual back.
>>64398639
PISS
>>64398665
WAIT
>>64398674
FOUND
>>64398690
DG's
>>64398694
MOUTH
>>64398648
>steroid support dropping
>literally wasting Hall of Fame votes on Anderson, Edmonds, Garciaparra, Sheffield, Wagner, and Walker
>McGriff and Smith still unappreciated
Raines may finally make it
>Junior still unanimous
That last one will probably remain that way until the votes are tallied though. If someone decides to vote against him, I don't think they would dare make it public before the vote
>>64398730
It won't be unanimous because a few people are abstaining but yeah I think you're right about people who are actively denying him a vote not making it public for a while
>>64398730
Junior's going to get unanimous votes as a big fuck you to Bonds.
Is it true dg uses piss as mouth wash?
How does DG-lite get away with shittalking the mest? If I remember correctly the dodgers lost to them even after being handed one of the games
>>64398665
>>64398669
>>64398674
>>64398678
>>64398685
>>64398690
>>64398694
>>64398697
How many (yous) are in this?
It is quite impressive.
>>64398860
The DG shit talking is always top. That's how he gets away with it.
>>64398881
All me
>>64398881
I got 3 fampai
>>64398881
8 posts and no dubs too
>>64398960
No worries senpai I got it
Do the phillies even have anyone on their team
>>64395558
>Not including Arrieta on that list.
>>64397834
Glass arms? What the fuck are you on about now? Didn't get your fill at the tribe trough today?
God damn this is the best general
>>64399938
Shame it has the worst tripfag (not you).
>>64399938
baseball is comfy and yuros keep away from here
>>64399970
Is Australia welcomed here?
>>64399983
Yes.
Mariners
>>64399992
Thanks I promise to post:
>>64382220
>>64382113
in every thread I can.
Does Lasik give you superpowers?
>>64396031
>Yankees
I said competitive
>>64398741
Hof voting is ridiculous. There is no way to say Junior did not put together a Hof career.
>>64401205
Most complete player of all time.
>>64401213
Some idiots will still say no. Or say he has to wait a few years to "earn" it
>>64401205
>>64401213
>>64401232
Griffey vote should be a test. If you don't vote him in first round you no longer get to vote
>>64401300
Yes if anyone votes no to Griffey gtfo.
>tards signing off on a 5 year deal with an average at best pitcher
>full no trade clause
>>64401390
Worth it just to continue hurting the dodgers
>>64401390
The full no trade is the bad move. 16 a year isn't too bad for a middle rotation guy who is 28 years old. Sometimes allocating your resources into smaller pieces is more beneficial. The cards still need offense though.
So mlb. Lets talk about the doyers. What do they need to do to finish above 3rd this season?
>>64401563
It will be a toss up between the Giants and Dodgers. Diamondbacks are a meme and won't even get a WC.
>>64401563
Have Utley kill every SS or 2B in the west
>>64401525
Leake's a better bat than kozma
>>64400294
Ready for another .500 season Jaysbro? Shapiro sure is. Price and the Sox are gonna cuck us out of the playoffs I can feel it.
Was a fun season while it lasted but we'll never experience that glorious playoff clinching feel again.
>FOX is replacing Harold Reynolds and Tom Verducci with John Smoltz
>methinals sign an average pitcher for 80 million dollars
kek
>>64401574
Giants should win that division pretty easily. The Dodgers are shit and the Arizona Memebacks signed and traded for two pitchers that are going to regress big time pitching in AZ. At least Grienke got a stake in a Chipotle franchise though.
>Doyers still haven't made a move
>Doyers
>>64398077
>calling him Daddy
Aspie
This has turned into the dullest and dumbest general on /sp/
Literally the same 3 discussions and stupid memes every single time
So fucking boring and gay
>>64402938
Ur boring and gay faggot
Plus it's the offseason you dumb jew
>>64402699
And the Giants signed Jeff Samardzjia
A guaranteed loss 75% of the time
>>64402938
Dont worry only a couple of months til mets vs o's world series to save the mlb
>>64402953
And yet you retards manage to tread over the same exact ground as you did 6 months ago
>>64402973
Ok, but just one question: who are you quoting?
>>64402439
Everything will be fine. I don't get why people are under the impression Price was the only reason they succeeded. You have the exact same field players as last year. Price can only pitch every 5 days. The Jays have a rather underwhelming rotation but it's not as big of a deal because of their offense. They'll still make the post season just not sure if it'll be a WC or Division.
Daily reminder the Philadelphia phillies exist
>>64402660
I wonder how many Canadians wrote a letter for his resignation after that whole "Canadians can't catch" meme. As much as I hate that whistling faggot, I was embarrassed that my fellow countrymen were so offended.
>>64403016
In a close division though it will probably come down to pitching familia.
>>64403075
The Jays were never really known for their pitching though. They were strictly god tier offense with a strong defense. They have an average bullpen and a below average rotation. The bullpen can be fixed though. I'm actually really interested to see what they do with Sanchez. He's way more valuable as a starter opposed to a reliever. Give the young guy another shot at the rotation he's only 23 years old. Replacing him in the bullpen is a lot cheaper than acquiring another starter(which they will not do).
>mfw a tardinals fan voted for trump near me
>>64393236
>2. Ryan Raburn
What team will do this to the Cusb in 2016?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzZXyVcUH18
Will the Cardlels get revenge?
Even year Giants?
Mest again?
Teams that won't do it:
Doydoys
Where's my ring
Barves
>>64403578
sneks
Welp
Heard one reason Dan Murphy remains available is he was holding out hope until the end the Mets would sign him. Wasn't pursuing other jobs. — Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) December 22, 2015
>>64403856
I doubt the mets are willing to pay even remotely close to what he wants.
>tfw just got my Smoltz HoF jersey and USMC Braves hat
This jersey is so comfy guys
>>64403856
Business can be a real bitch, but you have to stay realistic.
>>64403948
>buying a hof jersey
Kevin Gausman is Sick Animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgxaA6NV8Ag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMSHH9gH5_Y
>>64375585
>tfw best looking catcher Posey
>best looking 2nd base Joe Panik
>best looking shortstop Brandon Crawford
>best looking reliver Kontos
>best looking tv girl Amy G
>most handsome and best broadcasters
Why so based?
>opinions on mests signing de aza
he can't start for them, right? possible backup?
>>64404060
>not having enough money to buy a regular one
It's was the cheapest I could find
>>64404466
everyone on the giants look like that annoying white kid who plays basketball really badly and tries to hang out with black kids and gets rejected
Dodgers need to sign Kenta already so I can make my WHY U SO MAED? sign
>>64404472
He's probably gonna platoon with lagares, that or replace Kirk Nieuwenhuis and then the mets get span to platoon with him
>>64404844
hopefully the latter
I can't name a single player on the Phillies.
>>64404917
ryan howard?
>>64404948
Oh yeah him. The rest are just so forgettable
>>64402938
/nba/ nigger detected.
sorry we don't have broships and chinks shitting up our threads
>>64404730
Sorry, he is playing another "sport"
Fuck the dodgers
How do I find entire team projections on Fangraphs instead of individual player? Like where can I find projected starting rotation numbers?
>>64405023
http://www.fangraphs.com/depthcharts.aspx?position=ALL&teamid=1
>>64405122
That helps, but what I'm really looking for is total comparisons between teams
>>64405179
Ah I getcha. On leaderboards they have the option to look at it by team stats but not for projections i guess. And they only have steamer projs right now. That depth chart projection thing is the most intuitive tool currently for 2016 projs
>>64405242
>>64405179
And you're wanting more stats than just WAR totals i guess?
>>64405255
Yeah I saw a post here recently that had the projected stats of each team's rotation including ERA, WAR, and everything else
I did find the projected ERA, FIP and WAR of each team's rotation
>>64405272
How much stats did it have or are you looking for? The "SP" tab has a bit more stuff like babip, lob%, K9, BB9, and HR9
>Not having the best infield in the game
are they ever actually going to make this kind of shit available to look at on mlb.tv or wherever?
>>64405689
you rang?
>>64405727
>The workflow begins with two data-acquisition systems at the stadiums that provide coordinate information. A Doppler radar system sits behind home plate, sampling the ball position 2,000 times a second. Two stereoscopic imaging devices, usually positioned above the third-base line, sample the positions of players on the field 30 times a second. Data from these systems is augmented by brief written descriptions of each play entered by personnel on the field after the action is over.
>Ten to 15 seconds after a play is completed, the data is transmitted over private networks at the stadiums, aggregated, and then sent to the AWS cloud using AWS Direct Connect, which provides a dedicated network connection for rapid data delivery. MLBAM uses Amazon Elastic Compute Cloud (Amazon EC2) for the compute power behind the solution. The coordinate data from each play is stored in Amazon Simple Storage Service (Amazon S3), which will expand to hold the vast amount of information generated through the solution. MLBAM anticipates that an average of 7 TB of data will be generated per game. With 2,430 games in a season, that’s about 17 petabytes of data each season.”
they keep talking about this kind of shit but only show tiny little samples of it and only in the postseason. it's silly. just appease my autism, you fucks
Who is your favorite player(s) of all time /mlb/ ?
>>64405768
>Cubes fans unironically believe this
>>64405768
Go home Chicago
you're drunk
>>64405815
Ichiro. Felix. Edgar.
Honorary mention: munenori kawasaki
>>64405786
felix, edgar, griffey, ichiro, beltre
in that order
>>64405900
>>64405905
Hey bu
>>64405923
Shit. Buddy
>>64405923
>>64405933
idk mane
This post needs 10 replies or else the dodgers win the next world series.
>>64405953
MULTIPLE
>>64405953
>Doyers
>Even year
>>64405948
Sorry smug ichi
>>64405905
>tfw you haven't seen five future HOFers play on your team
jelly but I take solace in the fact that my team doesn't have the longest active postseason drought
>>64405990
>tfw mariners 2009 had four future HOFers on it
Griffey hit .214 that year lmao
>>64405990
Reminder the Mariners had Randy Johnson, Edgar, Jr, Arod all all on the same team and couldn't win an Erie
First ballot hall of famer ichi only saw one postseason with with the ms
First ballot hall of famer Felix has spent spent his entire career on on the ms without a single postseason game
>>64405689
You rang?
>>64406122
>first ballot HOF Felix
>>64406122
M's did even better after Griffey, A-Rod and Randy bailed and still couldn't win a pennant. thanks al-qaeda
>>64406171
Yes you heard the man right
>>64405786
Chipper, cal, glavine, Maddox, Dawson, and ryno
>>64406446
new thread
>>64406450
>1 post early
REEEEE
>>64406474
Don't worry. It's a shitty thread
>>64405900
BUSH PAHTEE
>>64405689
idktfb
>>64378621
Honestly just dont sit anywhere on the right side past the dug out and you'll be fine.
You can get seats behind home plate for like 150$ on somedays if you know where to look
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