Today sees another two sessions from the Ally Pally as round one continues. Highlights of yesterday included Steve Beaton’s sexy 3-0 victory, dancing Dimitri Van den Bergh overcoming crippling autism to knock out Ian White, and Simon Whitlock continuing his descent into the darting abyss by busting 76 while 2-0 up in sets & 2-0 in legs before going on to lose 3-2 to Ricky Evans. Pegging enthusiast and one-time lock for making a TV quarter final Andy Hamilton begins his campaign against the wandering eyes of Joe Murnan, then D14 will take a battering as based Mensur meets Jermaine Wattimena. Completing the afternoon session, Jamie Caven takes on the winner of the prelim match between Michael Rasztovits & Rob Szabo. Paul Lim has once again qualified for the Worlds, and his prelim tie against Aleksandr Oreshkin is first up this evening. Don’t forget to take a drink every time Lim’s 9-darter is mentioned in commentary! Bunt Man’s rise up the rankings has stalled since his ill-advised Premier League campaign, but a good performance here would get him back on track, starting with victory over Jyhan Artut in the evening’s second match. Another player who needs to arrest a slide down the rankings is Barney, who plays fellow Dutchman & Hardstyle fan Dirk van Duijvenbode. The weekend concludes with tonight’s prelim winner taking on testicle-headed jobber Mervyn King. Coverage begins at 13:00GMT on Sky Sports Darts/Sky Sports 4, with the evening session from 18:30 on SSD/SS1.
>Afternoon session (13:00 - best of 5 sets)
Michael Rasztovits v Rob Szabo (Prelim. - best of 3 sets)
Andy Hamilton v Joe Murnan
Mensur Suljovic v Jermaine Wattimena
Jamie Caven v Rasztovits/Szabo
>Evening session (18:30 - best of 5 sets)
Aleksandr Oreshkin v Paul Lim (Prelim. - best of 3 sets)
Stephen Bunting v Jyhan Artut
Raymond van Barneveld v Dirk van Duijvenbode
Mervyn King v Oreshkin/Lim
>>64347924
>Day three roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1vebpt3a9xfld1hxrg80qzwoqy/title/william-hill-world-darts-championship-day-three
>Tournament schedule/results
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
JUST
>White, Shitlock and Huybrechts out in round one
Are the top darters getting worse or the amateurs catching up?
>>64347999
He is finished as a pro darts player. Absolutely finished
>>64348058
The lower ranked young players are taking it more seriously, putting the work in, and catching up to the level of the top players. The only people getting left behind are the bona fide jobbers who've finally been found out
Taylor's interview last night has to be one of his weirdest ever. Had to laugh when Wayne pussied out of criticising Philth's lack of grouping when he was face-to-face with him.
However, we did get this treat from Bristow: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/darts/phil-taylor-accused-being-brain-7038327
>Bristow said: “Phil has always had a weakness with his counting because he’s brain-dead. He keeps leaving 162 or 163, which didn’t matter five or 10 years ago because he was so much better than all the others – he would just leave a double and get it before they could catch him.
About time someone said something about his counting ability. It's fucking wank.
Not really the most exciting schedule for today, but as we have seen before the most awesome matches happen when you least expect it. Hoping for Mensur, Jamie and Barney. The other games I'm more or less neutral, but I think most of /180/ would like to see Hamilton packing his bags, though I don't know why. Something happened in the past, or is he just too boring to watch?
>>64348058
I think it's more of the latter. Shitlock wasn't that shit yesterday, Evans really stepped his game up at the end. It was a well deserved victory.
who /based mensur/ here?
>>64348058
Evans was quality last night when he got going
>>64348089
I'm in!
>>64348061
BDO return when?
>>64348089
here
>>64348058
There's elements of both I think.
Pallett, van den Bergh and Evans all deserved their victories. The three of them played very well: all of them took out high finishes and scored great. If they tighten up their checkouts, they're all destined for good careers.
However, the three they beat have been on a decline: Shitlock has been living on past glories and Huybrechts' ego took the better of him after his 9 darter against MVG last year. With those said, White's implosion is the most shocking of the lot. This is a guy who pushed MVG so close just five months ago at Blackpool, but now appears to have lost complete confidence in both his scoring and his finishing.
>>64348083
>The only people getting left behind are the bona fide jobbers who've finally been found out
As evidenced by the likes of Jobbie Baxter, Pie Man and Asstit all falling out of the Top 32 since this time last year.
>>64348124
>lakeside only 2 weeks away
>all the memes come flooding back
>based "doing it for the lads" Sajwani
>pissed up jap
>"Doggy" Dawson
>World class Wolfie
>that Bo Selecta looking woman who came out to "Turn down to what" last year
>Ted Hankey back
>Fallon Sherrock/Zoe Jones/Anastasia qtbowls
>terrible averages and meme throwing all round
Cannot wait lads desu
>>64348234
Based BDO
can't wait
>>64348234
>tfw no racist MC
>>64348300
at least we have based little richard
>that bizarre feeling when Andy Hamilton v Simon Whitlock was a semi-final as recently as the 2012 Worlds
We're on now!
>Artut
>young
u wot crofty
>tfw came home just in time for the arrers
Perfect. I guess I didn't miss much concering yesterday's evening session except for Whitlock being Shitlock again. Hankey's curse still works.
>>64348234
Fuck, this is going to be so good.
>>64348089
Always
>>64348086
>Taylor's interview last night has to be one of his weirdest ever.
Why's that?
>>64348655
>Why's that?
He seemed mentally exhausted. Started whining about the crowd and the heat on stage and then said he wants to keeps playing until he's won 20 titles and then went on about watching Sky over BT and BBC.
He also changed his darts before the tournament started, which will ruin any player.
>We should talk about Ricky Evans bu we are going to start talking with Phil Taylor
Shots fucking fired
L I T T L E
R U N
>Wayne criticizing Taylor
What's going on?
>>64348707
Thanks.
Huh. Maybe his age is catching up to him and he's going insane.
>He also changed his darts before the tournament started, which will ruin any player.
Well, I'm not going to complain about that.
>Using Smells like teen spirit for a darts promo
Reckon the people at sky have bets on who can put the most ridiculous songs into the promos?
based bobby szabo and his head wart
>two Austrians playing on the same day in the WDC
What a time to be alive
>>64348812
They just let the work experience lad go nuts on the montage machine at Christmas
>wes newton fan club
>>64348832
Austrians are starting to succeed even without skiers attached to their feet.
I watch most of the tournaments on replay because of the time difference, so I'm sure you all saw this Phil Taylel interview last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVG5Iv0eHDI
What the hell is he on? Completely avoiding Mardle's questions and then dick sucking Sky?
>>64347999
Vintage Wiz.
>>64348892
Starts from 8 minutes for anyone who missed it.
He's losing it.
Taylor interviews are bad most of the time but this one was particularly horrendous.
>>64348832
>Rasztovits
>Suljovic
>Austrians
>121 finish
>T20 T19 D2
kek
That D2
THAT 121
>>64348892
Ah, thanks. I'm going to watch that now.
>>64348879
Feels weird, mang.
>>64348918
meems
>>64348925
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>szabo
what the fuck was that
Jesus christ are we at the Lakeside already?
>>64349035
Sarcasm? I didn't make that one, by the way, just got it from here a few months ago.
>only one spot in the PL still up for grabs
I reckon MVG, Gando, Taylel, Snakeshite, Wade, Barney, Chisnall, Thornton & Blubberboy already have spots
https://twitter.com/goodevans180/status/676760752942931968
#clunge
>>64349062
It's a /fit/ meme from what I remember.
>>64349063
Forgot Snackpot, he'll get in. Smith could well be the 10th in that case
>>64349062
It's a meme.
>>64349081
Ah. When you read it having /fit/ in mind, it suddenly makes sense. I thought you were mocking the file size or something. I noticed it only after I posted.
>>64349096
I only come here for the darts, other than that I lurk on my KC home base. Even started a darts thread there for the MVG-Wright-final 2 years ago, which was surprisingly successful. Didn't know about /180/ back then.
>>64349063
>blubber in the PL
pls no
also
>this fucking headline
>>64349129
Let's give it a positive spin: The PL fucked up Bunt and Kimmy, maybe it will also fuck up Blubber.
>>64349144
God I hope so.
>>64349129
klopp will embed a dart in poor bunt man's skull the first time he misses a double
>That 105 lifesaver
Clutch!
DAT 105
>>64349125
One can't know every meme anyway.
>>64349063
>Blubberboy
Ugh...
>>64349129
The PDC will be desperate to get a youth tour graduate into the PL as soon as possible, and unless someone goes on an amazing run in the Worlds they can justify putting blubber in because he's in the top 10 in the OoM
Bristow's pissed
>Barney will be in the PL this year
>We'll have to watch him lose every week
THESE WUBS
>hamilton
and thats my cue to go out, see you later on
Shame for Rasztovits there. Really should have been a three setter.
Caven v Szabo should be good if the Kiwi's up to scratch.
>Andy Hamilton montage
why
>>64349226
Yeah, I can see the logic in it. Will be the most popular choice since Wes Newton got a second consecutive season though.
Was that a remix of raining blood by slayer?
IT'S HAMMER TIME
/ELITE/
>nicknamed shaggy
>coming out to rednex
missed opportuniy
Isn't there an anon at the darts today? Anyone know what sign we need to look out for?
Anybody care to explain the hate on Hamilton? For my eyes he looks too boring to deserve any hate. Has there been some incident in the past?
>>64349404
He's incredibly boring to watch. Also a lifetime member of Phil's Pocket Club due to being a fellow Stokie.
Reminder:
http://www.dartsontv.com/andy-hamilton-is-a-sexual-submissive-and-other-darts-twitter-revelations/
I hate watching Hamilton's throw..
Hamilton is such an uninspiring cunt
>>64349442
>le targeting man
MICHAEL VAN GURNING
>>64349470
That pic never fails to make me laff.
>>64349438
...and he's also into squirting
>Alexis Texas
Well, at least he's got some taste.
>>64349404
I actually 'like' /ELITE/.
I hope Hamilton's 2016 is like his 2015.
The dull cunt won't be in the Top 32 if that happens.
My mate had to edit video packages for the Worlds a few weeks ago. They asked him to include the top 5 and Whitlock as well - presumably for the Aussie audience.
He defied them and didn't put Whitlock in. Top lel
>>64349438
holy fuck my sides
>>64349664
I don't know what is worse: Being into that stuff or being stupid enough to use your official twitter account for it.
>Boring tables
FUCK OFF
>>64349634
>whitlock
>not conehead
PDC confirmed for retards
Here's a comedy sign for you, Wayne
>>64349698
The tables vs. stands "banter" is fucking stupid. Rich nuffies vs. lower class? The different in ticket price is like 10 pound isn't it?
STREETFIGHTER i'm fucking nodding off here
>Hamilton games
not even once
>>64349882
>le streetfighter meme
This match isn't helped by Murnan being equally as boring.
>that awful miss and bust on 66
You now remember elite wasp
>>64349964
It should've stung the cunt
>andy jobberton
This is going to go 5 sets isn't it.
fuck me i'm glad i'm watching the football instead
Hopefully the PDC will allow Dirk to do his meme walk-on tonight, but I suspect they won't.
>PDC
>ranking points
this is not the BDO
I'm going tonight, should be good.
>Paul "the original 9 darter" Lim
>Buntman
>Van Divingboard meme man
>Barney
>Merv the cunt
Should be better than this session anyway, this has been pitiful stuff so far. Just need to get a sign on like I did with 'he does it for free' last year. Think I'll go for something like 'Phil's Caravan Club' this year.
Why is this match seemingly taking so long?
>>64350243
Because this is barely BDO tier standard.
Please kill me
>>64350203
>Phil's Caravan Club
Would be awesome
>>64350243
Neither player has a particularly quick throw and both of them are throwing shite.
>>64350261
Barely an 80 average for either of them: http://live.dartsdata.com/MatchView.aspx?MatchId=130903
Would fit in fine at Lakeside... the prelims that is.
>>64350243
First round games are always shite
>>64350203
>Phil's Caravan Club
>Joe Hurrnan
Fucking jobber.
Please just let Hamilton win this set so we can finally see based Mensur
>Shaggy
>miscounting on 84
>Shamilton
>5th set
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Shit this match won't end.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>these two cunts
They can 0121 fucking do one
>>64350243
>seemingly
>Hamilton
>intimidating
Watch this all go down to a sudden death leg..
What the fuck is this
https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/678592012606570496
>>64350203
>Phil's Caravan Club
It has to be
>>64350715
Incredible. I can't tell if this is funny or embarrassing.
>>64350715
butterface
>back to back treble 3
>>64350655
>Unicorn dartboards
>winner has to win by 2 clear legs
Please just fucking end this. For the love of god.
SHAMILTON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>no responses for about 10 minutes
Have you all been on the phone to the suicide hotline as well?
>this game is still going
>>64351156
We just want this to end, can't stand it
It will not end
>still have mensur and merv to come
This session could end at 6:00 if those two get caught up in their matches
>>64351156
I was watching Liverpoop and I cannot believe this game is still on
what a time to wake up to
>that "finishing"
I'm not sure if I'm stuck in some kind of time loop, because I'm seeing the same leg over and over again, and I don't want to make an idiot of myself commenting on a replay.
>MURNAN THINKING HE'S WON
KEK
>the city of murnan
>MURNAN
>MURNAN
CONFIRMED LOSING THIS NOW
Oh god that goof
My heart sunk just watching
Inb4 hamiltoe makes 5-5
Thank god!
>ANDY SHAMILTON >ANDY SHAMILTON >ANDY SHAMILTON >ANDY SHAMILTON >ANDY SHAMILTON >ANDY SHAMILTON >ANDY SHAMILTON >ANDY SHAMILTON >ANDY SHAMILTON >ANDY SHAMILTON
HE
IS
FINISHED
ffs
Thank fuck for that. Absolutely shocking stuff.
>hour and a half first round match
>hamilton
PDC establishment dropping like flies this year
>Hamilton got £10000 for jobbing this hard
HAHA TIME FOR LE D14 MAN
>the city of the dartist formerly knowns as /ELITE/
>>64351156
Family is over so I drop in and out
Is the audio for Golden Arrows well out of sync for anyone else?
>>64351514
Now that you mention it, yes.
>Mensur montage
We made it bros
>MENSUR MONTAGE WITH RAMMSTEIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Rammstein
>>64351514
oos for me since friday
fucking hell sky thankyou for making me think of based mensur getting spanked by a giant snow white
mensur confirmed pl?
>>64351574
>>64351587
>my dream box is 3 minutes behind
fucking hell
>>64351620
pls ys
>>64351652
They played it twice
>those chebs
>no Life Is Life
FFFFFFFFFFF
MENSUR YOU SELL OUT
Getting sick and tied of SkyGo disappearing
>No based Opus
WHY??
>>64351616
Could be worse, could have been Mein Teil...
>>64351541
>>64351605
Usually I end up sperging out over shit like this, but I guess with darts it's only when the darts hit the board you can notice it. Stream's still better than the shit served by Cricfree so I'm not too fussed.
>no Live Is Life
SIMPLY THE BEST
>Skygo back
tfw no live is life
>mensur's wife
TOP SLAG
>Mensur's wife
>mensur's bird
>>64351778
>>64351791
>>64351799
She looks like a bird bought from Ukraine tbqh
Mensur getting battered by the pace of the Machine Gun.
>le D14 man
is mensur doing a Hankey?
>T14 D14
CANT CENSURE THE MENSUR
Straight onto the 14s
LE D14 MAN!
Wattimena seems retarded.
>>64351718
What is Golden Arrows? Link?
>>64351930
goldenarrowschannel.jouwweb.nl/stream-3
Strange that a nickname like "Machine Gun" is allowed, because it sounds too violent for an organisation who wants to appear family friendly. Of course, things like "Hurricane" are also violent forces, but they are natural forces and not intended to kill people. I'm pretty sure if MvG wanted to change his name to the "Mad Butcher" that would be a problem. Maybe Watteverena is not relevant enough to raise attention.
Mensur is slowing it down so much
TOP LEL
And the jobbing has begun
>HIT T16
>NEED D8
>PULL IT INTO D11
>WATTIMANUHMANUH
C H O K E
Mensur pls
...fucking hell. You dun goofd, Mensur.
>>64351961
WEW LAD
>that reaction to wining set 1
high kek
>That first set
>>64351961
>it sounds too violent for an organisation who wants to appear family friendly.
You forget the PDC has a sexual offender as one of its big shareholders. Not to mention the likes of Cheatlock, Wee Rabbie the Wifebeater, Michael Van Cheatwen, etc. etc. etc.
>Maybe Watteverena is not relevant enough to raise attention.
Pretty much.
Mensur choked that set away, if you know wattimena.
>>64352048
Very nice. I'm totally for puns!
>>64352044
True. Maybe they are hoping that no one will care. I, for one, don't.
>you will never dress up with a qt and go to the darts
>>64352088
>tfw I will never get a gf
WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE
>>64352088
>not dressing up as a qt and going to the darts
Wattimena v Evans would be one to watch.
Fast as fuck.
>>64352044
>Missing out Jelle "The Groomer" Klaasen
>>64352114
I didn't forget Paedo Suarez. He's not a big PDC name anymore, that's why.
>>64352103
>Mensur
Fucks sake
>not throwing attacking darts
>>64352138
>dat picture
>dat filename
10/10
>>64352103
>tfw no cheeky darts loving slag gf
>150 left
>outer-outer-T20
dat setup
Get in, Mens.
>>64352186
Credit to a Brit anon
Is Wattimena's rapid pace affecting Mensur?
Would be a weird reverse given what happened at Blackpool.
>called Jermaine
>isn't black
>>64352024
>>64352223
>>64352024
>>64352223
>steveposting
yes
>>64352243
>>64352243
We already Stevepost though....
Based mensur
>>64352237
>>64352243
Prefer Bealeposting t b h
>>64352293
>>64352293
>mfw
>>64352314
>>64352313
>>64352293
>>64352292
>>64352284
>>64352251
>>64352237
>>64352223
>>64352024
excellent
>>64352313
>>64352293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggza0ClY4Ho
Whilst we are all steveposting...
>this fucking thread
>mfw Mensur gets a 9er
THAT MENSUR MAXIMUM
>>64352362
christ
I don't understand this meme
>>64352362
Wow
Cracking 13 darter
>all these bounceouts today
wayne will be having another go at unicorn
>>64352390
Steve from Coronation Street pulls funny faces which means immature people like ourselves like it
>>64352362
>I like your sense of humour
Terrible chat
>>64352424
based dev
>>64352427
>le senile man
>>64352442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skJSuPZcHpI
MON MENSUR
Please tell me someone captured that mesnur celebration
Bring it home Mensur
LE D10 MAN
>suljovic
>38 dart set
D A M N
>>64352456
Dev is love. Dev is life
Mensur is on fucking FIRE
>that look of Wattimena
Creepy as fuck
Real are winning 8-2
>>64352578
>real 2-1 down
>opposition go down to 9 men
>winning 8-2
lel
Now finish him, Mensur.
>>64352578
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
M E N S U R
A
G
I
C
>>64352568
BASED
A
S
E
D
BASED MENSUR
>>64352643
This will haunt me in my dreams.
>>64352643
definitely the face of a nonce
>almost 2016
>still using "THE GREATEST YEAR OF HIS LIFE"
will it ever end
http://live.dartsdata.com/MatchView.aspx?MatchId=130889
>99.44 AVERAGE
Only Gando has done better so far.
>James Wattimena
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>64352688
IT'S MENSUR'S YEAR. PL PLACE GUARANTEED
just got a 124 finish on the bull who else /practice/ here?
JABBA
>jobba