>Main Card: (FOX) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
5 Round Lightweight Title Fight:
Rafael dos Anjos(c) (24-7-0) vs. Donald Cerrone (28-6-0)
Heavyweight
Junior dos Santos (17-3-0) vs. Alistair Overeem (39-14-0)
Lightweight
Nate Diaz (17-10-0) vs. Michael Johnson (16-9-0)
Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos (5-2-0) vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz (7-0-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 5pm ET / 2pm PT / 10pm UK
Featherweight
Charles Oliveira def Myles Jury via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)
Middleweight
Nate Marquardt def C.B. Dollaway via rd 2 HEEEEM
Women's Bantamweight
Valentina Shevchenko def Sarah Kaufman via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Middleweight
Tamdan McCrory def Josh Samman via rd 3 Submission(Triangle choke)
Lightweight
Nik Lentz def Danny Castillo via split decision(28-29,29-28,30-27)
Featherweight
Cole Miller (21-9-0) vs. Jim Alers (13-2-0) Ends in a NC (eye pokes)
>Fight Pass Prelims: (UFC.tv) 3:30pm ET/ 12:30pm PT/ 8:30pm UK
Welterweight
Kamaru Usman def Leon Edwards via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,29-28)
Welterweight
Vicente Luque def Hayder Hassan via rd 1 Submission(Anaconda choke)
Heavyweight
Francis Zavier Ngannou def Luiz Henrique via rd 2 HEEEEM
Picks are locked in, good luck everyone
first for DC > Jones
Get in my guard bro
>>64336155
>Not even close.
Complete delusion
>Again, nah. KZ was turning it up but nothing he landed had any mustard on it.
Watch the fight again
If you prefer Randa to qt Polish Karolina you are literally a non-white
>>64336165
Thanks predictionkek
RANDA RANDA RANDA
>womyn fight
my dick is already out
>>64336165
>tfw I picked with my heart instead of my mind
I hope it works out
>that'll be 9.99 plus tips
>>64336109
Heavy Hands more like spongey brains lmoa
>>64336165
>tfw my prelim picks have been getting rekt all night
>>64336178
At least post the right one
>>64336197
Close the fucking box you mad man, it's raining
xth for Holly bunda
HEEM FOR THE /HEEM/ GOD
>>64336192
Look through the archives and find how many times people reference muh bjj and muh grappling when talking about how Aldo will win you fucking absolute imbecile. Is this your first day posting here, kid?
>UFC event
>Teenage Wasteland starts playing
what did you lads get your dads for christmas?
im out of ideas
f-fuggggg.......
>>64336197
>americans are "obligated" to pay tips
wtf usa-bros, you're godtier on so many things why is this retarded concept still going on there?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THS MUSIC WHATS HAPPENING
sheem leaky
>>64336183
Iraq was aligned with Hitler and killed a ton of Jews in Iraq during WW2, Poland fought hitler you blithering idiot.
>>64336165
>tfw the guy right above me has the same picks
Hold my hand huebro
>>64336162
It's hard to believe people irl actually thought aldo would grapple Mcgoober or that that fight would go 5 rounds
Aldo fan here and even I'm not that dumb
DE DIVISION NEEDS ME
>>64336225
Freedom ain't free
>>64336207
Holly is pure. PURE.
>>64336197
>plain box
>no logo on generic shirt or cap
rapist 2bh
HE HAS SUBSTANTIAL MUIIII TAIIIIII
>>64336225
Well, technically we arent, but this is seen as rude most of the times.
McGobbler = Featherweight JDS
You'll see lads.
>>64336250
You're free to do anything in the american dream, except not paying huge tips.
>>64336225
Because the employers don't want to pay their employees shit and would rather the customer pay tip out of pocket than just increase wage.
>>64336220
>gets shot
>sprawls
>dies sprawling
>>64336239
i want to be IN that gusset
>>64336239
>this in heat
who is she fucking?
I would suck her dick so bad.
>>64336221
Got mine a photo printer for his weird drawings and some decent headphones.
>>64336219
>Tireless
>Pressure fighter
Nobody ever said either of these about Aldo, and if you can't tell the difference between those terms and what you just referenced you should just stop posting.
>that frozen stream feel
>>64336221
A black buck I found on Craigslist
>I look forward to Randa Markos vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64336225
i give the delivery guy $5 if he gets there in a reasonable time
mostly cause i have no use for $5 notes and i hate having them hanging around...
Randabros lets cheer our girl on when its her turn!
Report it please and thank you!!! c^.^;;
FACE THE PAIN BITCHES
Why didn't Dana White give Pettis another immediate title shot?
>>64336298
>believe in movement you must
NO ESCAPE WHEN YOU STEP TO THIS
>Cerrone in a suit
COMFIRMED FOR SHOOK
>>64336313
FOX refuses to face the pain. You get robots and football music instead.
>>64336165
>I picked cerrone
I don't even like or rate him
wtf why did I do that
>>64336221
a history book and some cheap whiskey
>tfw waiting for my mate to bring round his laptop with the official stream on
>tfw was meant to be here an hour ago
>>64336320
he broke his orbital and was out for awhile
>>64336221
Bought a new watch from HStern.
>>64336225
Why are foreigners so obsessed with Americans?
does overeem stand a chance against jds? weak chin + no roids = heem sleepy
>this UFC/Will Ferrell movie mashup
Holy FUCK guys.
>>64336337
It's on BT sport lad
Just turn on your tv
>>64336324
>mewvment
>>64336225
You don't have to tip. Only cucks tip.
>>64336337
Gee it sucks that your mate isn't here tonight. M-maybe I could be your mate tonight?
>>64336278
Yeah i get that, but how is that accepted?
Its not even about the money, but its pretty stupid to have the customers decide how much they should be giving to their waiter and judge people on it.
It honestly doesn't even make sense.
>>64336221
Got him a chastity cage
>>64336292
You're actually so fucking dumb. If we were face to face right now I'd fucking punch a whole straight through you're chest. You'd be grasping for air on the floor and I'd just be standing over you watching you struggle, because I'm an alpha male and you're a beta. Think before you speak next time you press enter because you never know who you're fucking talking to kid.
>>64336221
a thai bride
>>64336165
RDA
JDS
DIAZ
RANDA ''RONDA'' MARKOS
>http://sports.yahoo.com/news/fedor-emelianenko-finally-gets-opponent-mma-return-years-190217891--mma.html
>fedor fighting a poo in the loo
his legacy is literally in the toilet
>>64336359
>why can't I hold all this cringe
How can America seriously be this shameless with advertising?
Is Michael Johnson that guy who started at TUF as a lame BLACKSPLOSIVE wrestle fucker?
WHERE IS MY MAIN CARD? FUCK
>tying a shitty holiday movie into ufc
>>64336383
Yes
>>64336350
Don't mind him, it's bs, tips are commonplace here too.
>MARK WAHLBERG
>WILL FERREL
>IN THE OCTOGON
>WHO WILL WIN!?
>>64336225
just ordered some wings and tipped the guy 10 dollars on a 20 dollar order.
how old is Overeem, I think I remember him fighting in PRIDE?
I've never tipped. They want more money they should demand it from their employers and ask their banker overlords to stop robbing them.
>>64336377
>He doesn't know what "locked" means
>>64336364
G'day mate, ye, ya can be mi mate, m8
>>64336382
Where most of the money comes from. It's so fucking annoying. Football is even worse. Every two minutes.
>>64336221
An onehole cuz he doesnt have sex with my mom anymore
>no face the pain
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW DANA YOU FAT FUCK
>>64336397
ferrel by flying armbar
>>64336391
Tips are enforced on most establishments, it's worse than in the U.S
>>64336390
Since when has he added a decent stand up?
Power rank the ufc commentators please
>>64336367
>why are you booing?
>>64336420
It's not a PPV
>>64336420
hi casual
>>64336425
Since Blackzilians and training with Tyrone Spong
>>64336408
i dont believe in rules
>>64336420
>he's never watched a Fox card
Kid...
>>64336425
Blackzilians
>>64336400
>in PRIDE
at middleweight and light heavyweight even
>>64336363
not bad, but you can go into the news for not tipping while being a millionaire
>>64336420
not a ppv
>JDS won't KO Overeem in the 1st
>>64336424
>Tips are enforced on most establishments
>most establishments
Not around here, since it's illegal. It's optional, but most people pay anyway. Usually 10%. 50% like >>64336399 is very unlikely.
>>64336350
You guys are pretty intelligent for most shit, its just confusing why you still have such a shitty system going on.
>>64336391
Are you fucking retarded or haven't you left your house in a long time?
You can't compare how tips work here to how they work in america, baka desu.
>>64336432
killashaw
>visit america on vacation
>find nice cafe near where im staying
>always forget to tip as we never do in aus
>walk in one day and the waitress pulls a gun on me and demands that i leave
>>64336221
A quality, durable shirt.
He hates clothes unless he can take them with him for hunting trips.
>>64336447
truly the most oppressed class
>>64336447
>AMERICA'S CRAAAAAAZIEST BURGERS
I mean, how crazy can a burger get?
>tfw RDA absolutely destroys Cowboy
>tfw RDA gets popped for everything and gets stripped of the belt and banned for 2 years
>>64336400
Reem is 35. He fought chuck lidell, shogun, and subbed vitor belfort with a guilotine. Those are all the fights I remember off the top of my head without looking at sherdog
hello i am /heem/s official movement coach ask me anything movement related lads
pic related a stuck in the mud fighter with no movement
>>64336397
I'd watch if they were both wearing gloves made with shards of glass Liam Neeson-esque.
>>64336487
Do hues even want RDA to be champion? He abandoned their shit country for California.
>>64336447
>Lesean
Let me guess, a nignog? Probably NBA player?
>>64336433
>>64336437
>>64336449
Give the kid a break. This is the first non-Ronda/Conor card he's watching.
>>64336455
even here is extremely unlikely to get what i give. i delivered pizza a few years ago and i rarely order deliver. just paying it back.
>>64336458
>You can't compare how tips work here to how they work in america
I can and I did. Get rekt m8.
Don't know where you live, but tips here are commonplace.
WHO #TEAMDOSANJOS
WHO #TEAMCOWBOY
WHO #MEMETEAM
>>64336516
im sure ur dumb and living on a poor place
KAROLINA
KOVOL KAY VEECH
Poles put on blast for their stupid fucking names
>>64336470
Mad with beef from mad cows
''Hot young fighters''
ok joe.
remember when JDS dumped his homely wife who was with him when he was a bum for a hot piece of ass who wanted his fame and fortune and then he went on to lose everything and is a nobody now
what a dipshit
d-does anyone k-know if conor is a-at the event?
>>64336397
mark wahlberg because he is a navy seal
>>64336483
>not spelling mewvment
F
A
K
E X P O S E D
jesus fucking christ
they're like high school game announcers
>two very very hot young fighters
wew
>HOT YOUNG FIGHTERS
Easy Joe, you're not on your podcast goof.
>>64336487
is that how wolferine evolved from?
Is Conor in the building tonight ready for a face-off and title-fight announcement against the winner?
>Open division
Sorry Joe but JJ has that shit on lockdown
>>64336549
no vilsana no belt
>>64336543
their names are fine, it's their writing system that is fucked up
Why are there subtitles? She speaks just fine.
>>64336569
We'll only see him if Cowboy wins
>you will never have a qt polish gf
>>64336572
"open" as in it is so thin that you can basically get a titleshot with two impressive wins
Ngannou vs both these girls, who wins?
>>64336572
>JJ has that shit on lockdown
No she doesn't.
RANDA
IS
BAE
>>64336589
lol
>karolina subbed
>she's easier to understand than randa
>main card
>stream starts freezing
I missed the fucking prelims again. What happen to Dollaway, was it really bad. Is he gonna get cut now
>>64336577
Cut out every third consonant.
Fixed.
>>64336549
>implying people with money should be fucking ugly bitches
He did the right thing,
>>64336591
>tfw i fucked a Polish girl from my work the other week
Am i elite?
>>64336585
your country is retarded senpai
subtitling anyone who doesnt sound like mickey mouse or bart simpson
>>64336549
still made the right choice
>>64336533
Tips are so common that they are usually added to the bill when you go to a restaurant. I live in Rio, maybe where you live is different. As for being poor, I can only laff.
>>64336510
I see, good gesture.
Dominick come back already. i really enjoyed that.
thats right get a motorcycle you goofs.
>>64336596
>>64336603
Gee Nova Uniao, that's a nice girl you got there.. shame if we were to implement USADA and ban IVs...
>>64336600
ngannou needs a lot of oxygen for those huge muscles senpai
>>64336611
I hope so.
>>64336603
USADA is cracking down on PEDs.
Claudia is a fish out of steroid water.
I work with a guy who has a Harley Davidson sticker on the back window of his BMW.
the polish qt has better mewvment and will win forsure
this tip is brought to you by /Heem/'s Official Mewvment Coach
>>64336625
holy shit kill yourself he literally ruined the event
>>64336549
>youd rather him cheat on his wife
Implying you wouldn't do the same thing
>>64336611
he was doing fine, got marquadt wobbly, then he rushed hands down into a brutal right hand
>tfw I can heem anyone
UFC on Fox is so fucking slow paced and full of commercials/promos.
>>64336620
>tfw Mom talks really slow and loud to anyone with an accent
feels bad man
>>64336626
looks so awkward. sunglasses help protect the eyes you squinting idiot.
>>64336638
Does he have a BMW sticker on his Harley?
>>64336600
Ngannou will win in 10 seconds.
will Aussie deliver bunda webms pls?
>>64336637
she got tested a couple times by USADA and looked fucking huge for a strawweight at UFC 190
rose will sub that polish cunt anyway
ORTHODOX SIS CONFIRMED
>>64336629
Shame if Joanna champ got subbed in the 3rd round.
>>64336600
the girls
if you know what i mean ;)
KUMA
U
M
A
>>64336650
>tfw lost amateur debut
jdimsa
>15 minutes into "main card start time"
>still just commercials and promos
Come on
>>64336549
The allure of new pussy
>>64336611
He got cocky and got banged for his efforts >>64335680
MUH FLAG PRIDE
>I work with a guy who has a Harley Davidson sticker on the back window of his BMW
>>64336681
I would watch that so hard
Aight women are fighting. Dicks out lads
>>64336600
>>64336600
White men everywhere.
Karolina is going to get beat fast
I will commit suicide on camera if she doesn't lose.
>>64336659
once it's on Fox it goes much faster. It's when the card is on Fox Sports that it goes from 7-2AM cause they have no other programing.
why is taima so shitty lately?
>>64336661
So she does that to every single person? Is your mum a mong?
who perogies and kielbasa here?
polish alien looks weirdly hot
I like Randa I wish I could get a kiss on the lips from her
She looks so nervous
slippery wet dog poop
Polish girl is qt
pls don't lose
>>64336706
ur mum sucked on my mong last nite
>>64336704
they spend too much time putting graphics on thier website
>>64336665
no he says american cars are shit, there's irony in there somewhere.
KaKo IS BEST FIGHTFU YOU CASUAL FAGGOTS
FUCK OFF
SHES CLAIMED
SHES ABOUT TO DESTROY THIS ISIS SLEEPER CELL MARKOSLUT
WAR LENA
the pole :3
Is Randa halal?
>bagdad iraq
Buffer is losing it
Any other Dutchs watching FOX? Jesus its so shit id rather have a bad english stream.
>>64336706
foreign accent, dipshit and she's a saint
>fighting outta Baghdad
I have a huge thing for Middle Eastern imports. Fug.
>>64336668
Rose needs to beat somebody with a spic name otherwise she is fucking DROPPED
This Polak is a qt
>>64336719
hi where are the heems
Yay Randa!!!
Lets cheer on Randa guys!!!!!!!!!!
polish vs ex mudslime
its a work huh, mudslime is gonna win.
>>64336704
using taima pssshhh pleb
bet you smoke weed too fucking degenerate
>>64336733
FUCK YOU
U
C
K
Y
O
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Randa is getting her nose broken. quote this later
WEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is this crowd literally howling?
KK looks really stiff and nervous
The only time I want to see women in my UFC events is when they walk around the ring and show me bunda
>>64336746
FUCK OFF
SHES CLAIMED
>>64336775
way to much ass
Is the audience trying to trigger these broads by catcalling them?
Polish girl a qt hope she wins
nate on periscope warming up
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol fucking florida on bath salts
I want to watch Ronda vs Randa, make it a catchweight or whatever, would be great to see the commentary in that fight
>>64336793
How could you tell the difference?
>>64336775
racis
This is the sexiest fight I've ever watched so far. They make cute faces.
WAR KaKo
A
R
K
a
K
o
AND STILL UNDEFEATED...
FUCK THIS ISIS SLEEP CELL MARKOSLUT
BEST FIGHTFU COMING THRU BITCH NIGGERS
WAR LENA
A
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L
E
N
A
Women were truly not meant for this.
who the fuck is training these 'fighters'?
>hands at their waists
>chin not tucked
this is a bad product.
I'm from Florida and im so sorry everybody. Yes the people here are really this stupid.
RANDA
Where the fuck is Dominic Cruz?
this mewvment is so basic
>>64336745
I'm glad to see that even Rose like to see Pat get heem'd
>tfw karolina is is going to fuck up my fight picks
I'll never be a true fight fan guys.
>>64336775
>>64336781
Forgive them Bunda, for they know not what they are saying
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>dat supple boyish booty
Randa's butt is so cute
>>64336823
>needing your chin tucked vs women
They have no KO power
>>64336827
He's only joining for the main event, if I'm not mistaken
>>64336847
Dom's brain would explode trying to do technical analysis of this fight
>>64336847
Well that's goddamn fuckin retarded beyond all reasonable comprehension.
This pol chick has a weird stance.
>>64336781
You can never have too much bunda.
Well, you can but this is not a case of that
has there ever been a KO in the womens strawweight division?
>>64336781
>Canadian """""""""men"""""""""
>>64336860
'No'
would a woman fight on her period how would it affect her?
do all the girls in the gym sync to the delta woman?
This Markos chick sucks and Joe is on her girldick
dat boob jiggle tho
These girls look like amateurs. What the fuck.
WARRRR FUCKING LENNNAAAAAAA
BITTCHESSSSSSSS
KAKO BEST FIGHTFU FAGGOTS
FUCK MARKOSLUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>this striking
>>64336806
i live here
Ronda Rousey is such a bitch.
weight cut honda is best gril
Where did Cruz go?
that was an awesome counter right hand
first post on /heem/
why the fuck do we have such a shitty match this late in the fights. no power, no agility, no technique. wtf, wmma?
>>64336876
BASED JJ got a TKO for the title.
>having the balls to put Ronda Losey in a commercial
>>64336864
seriously wtf he was great on the fightpass prelims and there wasn't even talking over each other.
>>64336898
Did you hiss through your teeth when you typed that?
You best believe I'm watching that KO again
these bitches street brawlin
>>64336907
C U T I E S
Where's the canadabro with all the food memes?
/snacks&hoez/
BUFFERS AT THIS MOMENT
Thought she dropped her
Fucking Taima
>>64336901
post heem balloon ronda is best ronda
>tfw you could knock these cunts out with a swing of your ballsack
>>64336864
He wants to watch some fights without having to constantly talk
He did the early prelims anyway
saddam hussein getting btfo
>>64336845
I don't even watch the ufc anymore, but I can't believe this is the level of fighters they are trying to sell over the air.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why are we still seeing Ronda commercials? I thought Holly saved us?
>>64336901
Ronda hides her manly shoulders with her hair. Seriously she looks like Sean Sherk come fight night
>>64336914
*tips fedora* m'lady
>>64336907
because if they don't push WMMA they get feminazis attacking them
Nice punches from KK early this round.
>>64336912
>not Ronda Lousy
these women are top 15 in the world
>>64336940
What are they going to put Holly in a commercial for? Minivans?
>>64336901
samurai alien from gantz
>>64336834
Sarah Dabbs best ring girl. I heard she's kind of crazy though
>>64336926
>Bragging about beating up 115 lbs women
Do you also brag about being able to beat up babies?
FACE THE PAIN
KaKo BEST FIGHTFU
a
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B
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S
T
F
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H
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F
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>>64336221
My dad died in a tragic boating accident in September so he is not getting anything to be honest.
>>64336960
Holly acting poorly in a minivan commercial would be better than all of Ronda's commercials.
>>64336907
>leftism
>feminism
RDA wins this, White Americans can't fight for shit :^)
>having a bodylock from behind
>not being able to do anything with it
kill me now boys
>>64336941
pls no bully
shes riding her good, mike
These cuties aren't elite but I wouldn't say they're sloppy. Fight looks fairly clean. Joanna Jerkinmydick would totally kill either though.
it's absurd how much better Joe Rogan is than Stann/Anik
it would be fucking crickets if they were commentating right now
>tfw you'll never be beaten up by a qt polish grill
the fence grabbing has been bad lately
should be instant hard warning
NIP SLIP INCOMING
the fuck is going on here
>>64336987
How many Brit UFC *champs* are there?
Notice, I said champs plural, not singular.
>>64336993
When Randa gets cut you can probably pay her a few bucks to back mount you like that
>>64336987
>Cowboy
>white
Our genealogists at the /int/-centre for whiteness have determined that Cerrone has 1 drop of Native blood, which disqualifies him from being white.
>>64336987
thank you for that comment Mohammedan
>Mac sitting cageside
kek he must be looking to learn some new moves, I wonder if my Deefu is there too.
>wearing white trunks
has anyone ever shit themselves in a fight?
>>64336992
Rhonda looks like Soviet era Russian womens olympic swimmers
>get your opponents back
>be a Do Nothing Bitch
>>64336995
They're both top 10 easily. Kuma and Markos are probably both really underrated in the division. Not championship material but solid top 10. The winner of this should fight Sarah Kaufman
oh my god you can see their thighs
>>64337006
Michael Bisping?
fuck this muzzie cunt
all those feet..
i can't watch this
WORST SUBMISSION OFFENSE I HAVE EVER SEEN WAHT THE FUCK
>>64336990
Those gloves ruin grappling man.
>>64336999
Just go and grope a few of them in Dublin
>>64337022
Gay Jesus did
>>64337022
stooelle romero
>Had her back for half the round
>Did nothing with it
Is 'gorilla' bjj back?
>>64337046
Is she Muslims?
>>64336992
She looks more intimidating here than she did on fight night.
>>64337019
She's right beside him you weird faggot
>this fight is so shitty that the commentators started their "muh women evolving the sport spiel"
Cerrone has literally no chance against RDA. There is a real reason why he always chokes in big fights. He simply doesn't care about being champion. He doesn't have that outside motivation that true champions have to be the absolute best. He fights for fun and to pay the bills, not to be the best. When it is time to really dig down deep, there is nothing; there is no light at the end of the tunnel to keep him going. Similarly to how atheists can never be great fighters.
FROM DIRECTOR MICHAEL BAY
BASED
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>>64337019
Mac trains with Cowboy, probably there to support him
What a borefest.
Who /boner/ here
>>64337022
>he hasn't heard about the brown bomber (or whatever it was)
just google "mma fighter shits"
wtf happened to womens mma. i remember ever women's fight in strikeforce was amazing cuz they were too stupid to follow a gameplan and just went in and fight, but a lot of the lower teir women fights just suck.
>>64337019
He stayed at the BMF ranch and trained with Cowboy for a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qncgo5AUlh8
>>64337022
Tim Sylvia
>>64337065
THEN A YOUNG GORILLA COMES ALONG AND BLANKETS EVERYTHING HE OWNS
>>64337066
she's probably arab or assyrian christian desu.
>>64337081
>dat AR
Just tuned in. When's based Diaz on, next fight?
loving these eastern euro chicks with solid stand up
KaKo BEST FIGHTFU
3RD ROUND DOMINATION INCOMING/OCCURING
FUCK THIS ISIS SLEEPER CELL MARKOSLUT
WAR LENA
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>>64337109
Can the mod who lurks here ban this faggot?
>>64337087
ufc made women think it's serious so they do what coaches tell them
>>64337087
UFC syndrome, they're at the "big stage" and "have made it" so they're more conservative to get the W.
Reminder that BOTH these women are supposedly top 15 in the world
>>64337106
What fight you watching m8? I'd love to tune in.
KK 2-0
>my gameplan is to stand and bang with a multi time world muay thai champion
>>64337071
You're Canadian so therefore you are not human so I'm not even going to acknowledge that you made me upset with your comment you little bitch. ;_;
Ask a guy who has £300 on Diaz by first round KO anything
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
>>64337140
>implying judges don't love wrassling
Stream is unwatchable. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
This striking is pathetic
Nice reversal though
>>64337159
why?
>>64337109
You're just mad that the other girl is cuter. You're waifu a shit.
And they wonder why women can't make a living fighting outside the UFC
>tfw I will never cup Randa's cute bottom in my hands
>>64337159
Where in Stockton will you be moving to after you lose?
>>64337163
RONDA ROUSEY IN
>>64337053
Guys, I don't think this pants shitting sport is for me.
>>64337159
What are the odds?
>>64337159
What you going to do with the money you win
Nice scramble.
>>64337140
More like 1-1
>>64337163
A KEK
>>64337167
Just go to Fox.
LEWD
>>64337159
diaz has excellent mewvment good bet lad
>>64337159
What is it like living day to day with severe brain damage?
>>64337159
Why didn't you just give it to me m8?
SOMEONE WEBM HER LEGS HANGING IN MIDAIR NOW PLEASE IM ASKING FOR REASONS
>>64337177
Need some fast money to pay off a dealer before he has my legs broken
welp, Karolina fucked my picks
go Nate
BASED KUMA
Why shouldn't strawweights be allowed to use loaded gloves?
GET THIS BITCH
/r/ing close up pic of Rhonda Rousey getting kicking in the fucking face
>that spread legs from above shot
jesus, pls someone tell me they screen cap'd that in time
why is this on the main card?
/heem/ predictions about to get Aldo'd
>female UFC
O I AM CUMMIN
>>64337201
Diaz practices a related style called F-U-vwment
polski girl is so cute
buahahahaha UAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
WAR LENA
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ITS OGRE YOU ISIS SLEEPER CELL MARKOSLUT
WAR FUCKING KaKo
BEST FIGHTFU COMING THRU
>>64337199
No cable :*(
>>64337157
>Onatopp-esque in style, Joe
>>64336764
nice job idiot
H O T
>>64337159
Why do you lie?
>tfw predicted the polak but also Overeem
KK gonna lose the decision because she didn't go for the finish with that mount watch
29-28 polish qt :3
>Polish bitch not taking that blatantly obvious isolated arm already half way set up for kimura
LOW FIGHT IQ!!!
Damn Randa got rekt
>>64337210
>people like probably, actually exist
POLEFU DOMINATING
>>64337159
what time does your carer come round?
>>64337159
why not just a straight bet on Diaz??
RANDA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>there are people in this thread, right now, who has not made a huge bet on Cerrone upset
You don't like shekels?
karolina sucks but at least she tried to be excited :^)
>>64337247
>all these muppets betting on Overeem
LITERALLY WHY
My Joanna would kill both of these sluts.
By the way Joanna is my waifu, original waifu do not steal.
mudslime will win for PR reasons
they want to hype up western mudslimes
reminder who runs UFC judging
Why can't women just shoot for a double
They all just clinch and try to throw each other just fucking shoot like good fighters if you want a takedown
>inb4 split for randa because Dana paid off 2 of the judges thinking it was Ronda
>>64337159
>no screencap
TAK JEST KARO KURWA
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>>64337248
the iraqi bitch did nothing with her back mount. Decision should go to the Polak
>>64337157
it's like he's trying to impersonate a vagina with his mouth
29-28 Karolina, but the judges have been shady as fuck tonight so i dunoo
>>64336832
I fucking knew it.
>>64337268
>you will never finger fuck her while sitting on her chest getting a blow
>>64336432
based dean
>>64337286
iceman training clearly
>>64337282
RDA slapped him rather easy last time.
>>64337266
Svalbard you're behind
>>64337268
My new fetish is pounding a bitch while another slut mounts her like that.
>>64337290
Why are you typing like you have brain damage?
>>64337286
The Irish have only been following MMA for a week now. It's understandable.
>>64337282
life doesnt work that way
the no name hispanic dude will win and ruin any hype for conor matchup
Does Tristar have relevancy besides Rory?
woooooooooooooo
>>64337268
THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES
>>64337268
Webm when
>>64337159
you would be better off buying £300 worth of lottery tickets, better odds and infinite better returns.
>>64337282
i have a small $10 parlay with diaz/overeem/cerrone hoping to get lucky
>tfw so butthurted about how shit last weekend event was you forgot about Ceronay and the roid hue with the face of leather doing battle this weekend.
>>64337309
It's going to marko because she had KK's back for half a round and did nothing with it.
Poland wins stream fags
>>64337333
jesus christ this is criminal
>>64337290
>not Rose pre-haircut
Laughingwhores.jpg
ROBBERY WTF
BTFO
FUCK MY PICKS
Awwww that cry
>people saying the pole won
Did you faggots missed the first 2 rounds or do you have goldfish memory? faggots
>womanlets fighting
I don't think this female ejaculate sipping sport is for me.
>>64337268
when fighters start flailing their legs like this when mounted you just know it's amateur hour
BTFO ARAB BITCH
>>64337290
fight me cunt joanna is with me we have sex with mewvment
oh good more crying and praying to jesus
>>64337333
fucking fake korea
Poland Stronk
WHO /1FOR1/ HERE?
Lads I legit fell asleep as the main card started
What have I missed? How was the Karolina fight?
£58 sealed, if Nate wins, I'm guarenteed at least £210 no matter who wins the headline
I told you niggas last night those two bitches would win
>30-27
wow a judge not scoring wrassling. i like it
>>64337333
Holy shit, she looks like a literal anime character
>no interview
;(
>he didnt bet on qt KK
kek
>30-27
baller judge
That settles it. I'm breeding with a polish strawweight qt.
POLISH PRIDE WORLDWIDE
MUDSLIMES BTFO
Why is the tv lagging behind the stream?
>>64337340
for you my yamatodamashii family
>>64337363
>the municipality of you
Mark Hunt isn't fighting tonight so fuck off.
>30-27
WHAT!?!??? Fucking dumb ass boxing judges!!
>>64337368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
WAR FUCKING LENA BITCHES
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU
KaKo IS BEST FIGHTFU
BACK OFF CASUALS
SHES CLAIMED
FAGGOTS
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>ISIS SLEEPER MARKOSLUT
>BOOTYBLASTED FAGGOTS BEGGING TO HAVE ME BANNED
BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAR LENA
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>>64337333
Man, is this from the UFC 2 game?, gr8 graphics desu
>>64337374
>platforms
>>64337375
she's unironically borderline top 10 in the world, if not literally top 10
she's terrible
>>64337268
why does markos have a penis?
SAGE is fighting another can
>30-27
woo lad
>>64337402
It was a robbery, go fuck yourself Tyrone.
>>64337407
Valerie lookin pretty good for how fucked her eye was a few weeks back
based sage
SAGE VS HOLBROOK
JANUARY 30
UFC ON FOX 18
GET HYPED
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>>64337333
pig disgusting
>mfw on the way to /perfectpicks/
someone better poast Polish and "asian" slags next thread. last fight made me erect fAam.
>Sage already has another fight
Prepare your anus, Andrew.
>>64337399
I have never understood why so many women do this when they get mounted. I have almost never seen it work out well for them.
Valerie is a qt
>>64337328
i typed that when it ended
>>64337406
this was the easiest fucking decision of all time
clear first round kuma
clear second round markos
clear third round kuma
what fucking insanity
>the cute one actually won
>sage fighting another literal who
WAR DIAZ STOCKON 209
Does Ariel Helwani work for the UFC? He seems to be everywhere.
That card with Sage on it is unironically good
S A G E
>>64337421
puffy vulva
>30-27
How? She definitely lost round 2. This is why you don't leave it to Cathalic judges.
>>64337286
>not understanding how betting works
i love me some diaz, but he's gonna be too slow for johnson
Are the Diaz brothers actually mentally handicapped?
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64337479
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>>64337479
>>64337479
>>64337479
NEW THREAD
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>no interview for the Pole
racism
Holbrook's banger with Nijem was really good, though he lost and won a stolen split imho. Good matchup though, Holbrook has veteran-type sneaky jewish subs.
>Northcutt not getting a title shot for his 20th birthday
>Northcutt not breaking the record for youngest UFC champion in history
>>64337375
>>64337420
Was it a fight I should rewatch tomorrow? Last fight I remember was with the nasty standy guillotine so I assume that that's the only one I've missed. Seems it went to decision
Two of my most hated fights (Diaz and Overeem) are on this card. I hope they get bomped.
>>64337399
oh my god
>>64337446
>perfect picks
>in the year of upsets
it's not 2016 yet
>>64337475
Just made my mouth water m8
How long will it take for Northcutt to fight a top 15 and who do you think it'll be?
>>64337452
Its a reversal you put your heels in the other guys armpit you fucktard
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Are the Diazs dlow in the head or high or punch drunk? Or all three?
>>64337465
>throwing a newfag to the wolves
>Big win over Cody Pfister
>>64337469
he jews his way into jobs
>>64337345
Found the Conor hater/Weedman fan
>>64337514
Yes, and they never pull it off, all they manage to do is waste time while laying in mount.
>>64337519
high as fuck 24/7
>>64337431
>Gets her back and does absolutely nothing in the 2nd
>Gets fucking rekt in the 3rd looking for right hands all day and gets ruined in full mount
How are you using this website when you are blind?
>>64337290
/rMMA detected
She looks like cross between a velociraptor and gollum from lord of the memes and she's ugly as fuck.
>telling dana you'd fight for free
what fucking day is it. why is NFL on right now?
>>64337655
snf
>>64337237
IT'S FUCKING FOX. YOU DON'T NEED CABLE.
>Stream is freezing.
>>64337237
use frontrow
>Dos Santos getting BTFO
oh shut the fuck up cerrone was done
