>Main Card: (FOX) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
5 Round Lightweight Title Fight:
Rafael dos Anjos(c) (24-7-0) vs. Donald Cerrone (28-6-0)
Heavyweight
Junior dos Santos (17-3-0) vs. Alistair Overeem (39-14-0)
Lightweight
Nate Diaz (17-10-0) vs. Michael Johnson (16-9-0)
Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos (5-2-0) vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz (7-0-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 5pm ET / 2pm PT / 10pm UK
Featherweight
Charles Oliveira def Myles Jury via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)
Middleweight
Nate Marquardt def C.B. Dollaway via rd 2 HEEEEM
Women's Bantamweight
Valentina Shevchenko def Sarah Kaufman via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Middleweight
Tamdan McCrory def Josh Samman via rd 3 Submission(Triangle choke)
Lightweight
Nik Lentz def Danny Castillo via split decision(28-29,29-28,30-27)
Featherweight
Cole Miller (21-9-0) vs. Jim Alers (13-2-0) Ends in a NC (eye pokes)
>Fight Pass Prelims: (UFC.tv) 3:30pm ET/ 12:30pm PT/ 8:30pm UK
Welterweight
Kamaru Usman def Leon Edwards via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,29-28)
Welterweight
Vicente Luque def Hayder Hassan via rd 1 Submission(Anaconda choke)
Heavyweight
Francis Zavier Ngannou def Luiz Henrique via rd 2 HEEEEM
Picks are locked in, good luck everyone
first for DC > Jones
Get in my guard bro
>>64336155
>Not even close.
Complete delusion
>Again, nah. KZ was turning it up but nothing he landed had any mustard on it.
Watch the fight again
If you prefer Randa to qt Polish Karolina you are literally a non-white
>>64336165
Thanks predictionkek
RANDA RANDA RANDA
>womyn fight
my dick is already out
>>64336165
>tfw I picked with my heart instead of my mind
I hope it works out
>that'll be 9.99 plus tips
>>64336109
Heavy Hands more like spongey brains lmoa
>>64336165
>tfw my prelim picks have been getting rekt all night
>>64336178
At least post the right one
>>64336197
Close the fucking box you mad man, it's raining
xth for Holly bunda
HEEM FOR THE /HEEM/ GOD
>>64336192
Look through the archives and find how many times people reference muh bjj and muh grappling when talking about how Aldo will win you fucking absolute imbecile. Is this your first day posting here, kid?
>UFC event
>Teenage Wasteland starts playing
what did you lads get your dads for christmas?
im out of ideas
f-fuggggg.......
>>64336197
>americans are "obligated" to pay tips
wtf usa-bros, you're godtier on so many things why is this retarded concept still going on there?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THS MUSIC WHATS HAPPENING
sheem leaky
>>64336183
Iraq was aligned with Hitler and killed a ton of Jews in Iraq during WW2, Poland fought hitler you blithering idiot.
>>64336165
>tfw the guy right above me has the same picks
Hold my hand huebro
>>64336173
>>64336162
It's hard to believe people irl actually thought aldo would grapple Mcgoober or that that fight would go 5 rounds
Aldo fan here and even I'm not that dumb
DE DIVISION NEEDS ME
>>64336225
Freedom ain't free
>>64336207
Holly is pure. PURE.
>>64336197
>plain box
>no logo on generic shirt or cap
rapist 2bh
HE HAS SUBSTANTIAL MUIIII TAIIIIII
>>64336225
Well, technically we arent, but this is seen as rude most of the times.
McGobbler = Featherweight JDS
You'll see lads.
>>64336250
You're free to do anything in the american dream, except not paying huge tips.
>>64336225
Because the employers don't want to pay their employees shit and would rather the customer pay tip out of pocket than just increase wage.
>>64336220
>gets shot
>sprawls
>dies sprawling
>>64336239
i want to be IN that gusset
>>64336239
>this in heat
who is she fucking?
I would suck her dick so bad.
>>64336221
Got mine a photo printer for his weird drawings and some decent headphones.
>>64336219
>Tireless
>Pressure fighter
Nobody ever said either of these about Aldo, and if you can't tell the difference between those terms and what you just referenced you should just stop posting.
>that frozen stream feel
>>64336221
A black buck I found on Craigslist
>I look forward to Randa Markos vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64336240
>>64336225
i give the delivery guy $5 if he gets there in a reasonable time
mostly cause i have no use for $5 notes and i hate having them hanging around...
Randabros lets cheer our girl on when its her turn!
Report it please and thank you!!! c^.^;;
FACE THE PAIN BITCHES
Why didn't Dana White give Pettis another immediate title shot?
>>64336298
>believe in movement you must
NO ESCAPE WHEN YOU STEP TO THIS
>Cerrone in a suit
COMFIRMED FOR SHOOK
>>64336313
FOX refuses to face the pain. You get robots and football music instead.
>>64336165
>I picked cerrone
I don't even like or rate him
wtf why did I do that
>>64336221
a history book and some cheap whiskey
>tfw waiting for my mate to bring round his laptop with the official stream on
>tfw was meant to be here an hour ago
>>64336320
he broke his orbital and was out for awhile
>>64336221
Bought a new watch from HStern.
>>64336225
Why are foreigners so obsessed with Americans?
does overeem stand a chance against jds? weak chin + no roids = heem sleepy
>this UFC/Will Ferrell movie mashup
Holy FUCK guys.
>>64336337
It's on BT sport lad
Just turn on your tv
>>64336324
>mewvment
>>64336225
You don't have to tip. Only cucks tip.
>>64336337
Gee it sucks that your mate isn't here tonight. M-maybe I could be your mate tonight?
>>64336278
Yeah i get that, but how is that accepted?
Its not even about the money, but its pretty stupid to have the customers decide how much they should be giving to their waiter and judge people on it.
It honestly doesn't even make sense.
>>64336221
Got him a chastity cage
>>64336292
You're actually so fucking dumb. If we were face to face right now I'd fucking punch a whole straight through you're chest. You'd be grasping for air on the floor and I'd just be standing over you watching you struggle, because I'm an alpha male and you're a beta. Think before you speak next time you press enter because you never know who you're fucking talking to kid.
>>64336221
a thai bride
>>64336165
RDA
JDS
DIAZ
RANDA ''RONDA'' MARKOS
>http://sports.yahoo.com/news/fedor-emelianenko-finally-gets-opponent-mma-return-years-190217891--mma.html
>fedor fighting a poo in the loo
his legacy is literally in the toilet
>>64336359
>why can't I hold all this cringe
How can America seriously be this shameless with advertising?
Is Michael Johnson that guy who started at TUF as a lame BLACKSPLOSIVE wrestle fucker?
WHERE IS MY MAIN CARD? FUCK
>tying a shitty holiday movie into ufc
>>64336383
Yes
>>64336350
Don't mind him, it's bs, tips are commonplace here too.
>MARK WAHLBERG
>WILL FERREL
>IN THE OCTOGON
>WHO WILL WIN!?
>>64336225
just ordered some wings and tipped the guy 10 dollars on a 20 dollar order.
how old is Overeem, I think I remember him fighting in PRIDE?
I've never tipped. They want more money they should demand it from their employers and ask their banker overlords to stop robbing them.
>>64336377
>He doesn't know what "locked" means
>>64336364
G'day mate, ye, ya can be mi mate, m8
>>64336382
Where most of the money comes from. It's so fucking annoying. Football is even worse. Every two minutes.
>>64336221
An onehole cuz he doesnt have sex with my mom anymore
>no face the pain
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW DANA YOU FAT FUCK
>>64336397
ferrel by flying armbar
>>64336391
Tips are enforced on most establishments, it's worse than in the U.S
>>64336390
Since when has he added a decent stand up?
Power rank the ufc commentators please
>>64336367
>why are you booing?
>>64336420
It's not a PPV
>>64336420
hi casual
>>64336425
Since Blackzilians and training with Tyrone Spong
>>64336408
i dont believe in rules
>>64336420
>he's never watched a Fox card
Kid...
>>64336425
Blackzilians
>>64336400
>in PRIDE
at middleweight and light heavyweight even
>>64336363
not bad, but you can go into the news for not tipping while being a millionaire
>>64336420
not a ppv
>JDS won't KO Overeem in the 1st
>>64336424
>Tips are enforced on most establishments
>most establishments
Not around here, since it's illegal. It's optional, but most people pay anyway. Usually 10%. 50% like >>64336399 is very unlikely.
>>64336350
You guys are pretty intelligent for most shit, its just confusing why you still have such a shitty system going on.
>>64336391
Are you fucking retarded or haven't you left your house in a long time?
You can't compare how tips work here to how they work in america, baka desu.
>>64336432
killashaw
>visit america on vacation
>find nice cafe near where im staying
>always forget to tip as we never do in aus
>walk in one day and the waitress pulls a gun on me and demands that i leave
>>64336221
A quality, durable shirt.
He hates clothes unless he can take them with him for hunting trips.
>>64336447
truly the most oppressed class
>>64336447
>AMERICA'S CRAAAAAAZIEST BURGERS
I mean, how crazy can a burger get?
>tfw RDA absolutely destroys Cowboy
>tfw RDA gets popped for everything and gets stripped of the belt and banned for 2 years
>>64336400
Reem is 35. He fought chuck lidell, shogun, and subbed vitor belfort with a guilotine. Those are all the fights I remember off the top of my head without looking at sherdog
hello i am /heem/s official movement coach ask me anything movement related lads
pic related a stuck in the mud fighter with no movement
>>64336397
I'd watch if they were both wearing gloves made with shards of glass Liam Neeson-esque.
>>64336487
Do hues even want RDA to be champion? He abandoned their shit country for California.
>>64336447
>Lesean
Let me guess, a nignog? Probably NBA player?
>>64336433
>>64336437
>>64336449
Give the kid a break. This is the first non-Ronda/Conor card he's watching.
>>64336455
even here is extremely unlikely to get what i give. i delivered pizza a few years ago and i rarely order deliver. just paying it back.
>>64336458
>You can't compare how tips work here to how they work in america
I can and I did. Get rekt m8.
Don't know where you live, but tips here are commonplace.
WHO #TEAMDOSANJOS
WHO #TEAMCOWBOY
WHO #MEMETEAM
>>64336516
im sure ur dumb and living on a poor place
KAROLINA
KOVOL KAY VEECH
Poles put on blast for their stupid fucking names
>>64336470
Mad with beef from mad cows
''Hot young fighters''
ok joe.
remember when JDS dumped his homely wife who was with him when he was a bum for a hot piece of ass who wanted his fame and fortune and then he went on to lose everything and is a nobody now
what a dipshit
d-does anyone k-know if conor is a-at the event?
>>64336397
mark wahlberg because he is a navy seal
>>64336483
>not spelling mewvment
F
A
K
E X P O S E D
jesus fucking christ
they're like high school game announcers
>two very very hot young fighters
wew
>HOT YOUNG FIGHTERS
Easy Joe, you're not on your podcast goof.
>>64336487
is that how wolferine evolved from?
Is Conor in the building tonight ready for a face-off and title-fight announcement against the winner?
>Open division
Sorry Joe but JJ has that shit on lockdown
>>64336549
no vilsana no belt
>>64336543
their names are fine, it's their writing system that is fucked up
>>64336556
Why are there subtitles? She speaks just fine.
>>64336569
We'll only see him if Cowboy wins
>you will never have a qt polish gf
>>64336572
>>64336572
"open" as in it is so thin that you can basically get a titleshot with two impressive wins
Ngannou vs both these girls, who wins?
>>64336572
>JJ has that shit on lockdown
No she doesn't.
RANDA
IS
BAE
>>64336589
lol
>karolina subbed
>she's easier to understand than randa
>main card
>stream starts freezing
I missed the fucking prelims again. What happen to Dollaway, was it really bad. Is he gonna get cut now
>>64336577
Cut out every third consonant.
Fixed.
>>64336549
>implying people with money should be fucking ugly bitches
He did the right thing,
>>64336591
>tfw i fucked a Polish girl from my work the other week
Am i elite?
>>64336585
your country is retarded senpai
subtitling anyone who doesnt sound like mickey mouse or bart simpson
>>64336578
>>64336549
still made the right choice
>>64336533
Tips are so common that they are usually added to the bill when you go to a restaurant. I live in Rio, maybe where you live is different. As for being poor, I can only laff.
>>64336510
I see, good gesture.
Dominick come back already. i really enjoyed that.
thats right get a motorcycle you goofs.
>>64336596
>>64336603
Gee Nova Uniao, that's a nice girl you got there.. shame if we were to implement USADA and ban IVs...
>>64336600
ngannou needs a lot of oxygen for those huge muscles senpai
>>64336611
I hope so.
>>64336603
USADA is cracking down on PEDs.
Claudia is a fish out of steroid water.
I work with a guy who has a Harley Davidson sticker on the back window of his BMW.
the polish qt has better mewvment and will win forsure
this tip is brought to you by /Heem/'s Official Mewvment Coach
>>64336625
holy shit kill yourself he literally ruined the event
>>64336549
>youd rather him cheat on his wife
Implying you wouldn't do the same thing
>>64336611
he was doing fine, got marquadt wobbly, then he rushed hands down into a brutal right hand
>tfw I can heem anyone
UFC on Fox is so fucking slow paced and full of commercials/promos.
>>64336620
>tfw Mom talks really slow and loud to anyone with an accent
feels bad man
>>64336626
looks so awkward. sunglasses help protect the eyes you squinting idiot.
>>64336638
Does he have a BMW sticker on his Harley?
>>64336600
Ngannou will win in 10 seconds.
will Aussie deliver bunda webms pls?
>>64336637
she got tested a couple times by USADA and looked fucking huge for a strawweight at UFC 190
rose will sub that polish cunt anyway
>>64336611
ORTHODOX SIS CONFIRMED
>>64336629
Shame if Joanna champ got subbed in the 3rd round.
>>64336600
the girls
if you know what i mean ;)
KUMA
U
M
A
>>64336650
>tfw lost amateur debut
jdimsa
>15 minutes into "main card start time"
>still just commercials and promos
Come on
>>64336549
The allure of new pussy
>>64336611
He got cocky and got banged for his efforts >>64335680
MUH FLAG PRIDE
>I work with a guy who has a Harley Davidson sticker on the back window of his BMW
>>64336681
I would watch that so hard
Aight women are fighting. Dicks out lads
>>64336600
>>64336600
White men everywhere.
Karolina is going to get beat fast
I will commit suicide on camera if she doesn't lose.
>>64336659
once it's on Fox it goes much faster. It's when the card is on Fox Sports that it goes from 7-2AM cause they have no other programing.
why is taima so shitty lately?
>>64336661
So she does that to every single person? Is your mum a mong?
who perogies and kielbasa here?
polish alien looks weirdly hot
I like Randa I wish I could get a kiss on the lips from her
She looks so nervous
slippery wet dog poop
Polish girl is qt
pls don't lose
>>64336706
ur mum sucked on my mong last nite
>>64336704
they spend too much time putting graphics on thier website
>>64336665
no he says american cars are shit, there's irony in there somewhere.
KaKo IS BEST FIGHTFU YOU CASUAL FAGGOTS
FUCK OFF
SHES CLAIMED
SHES ABOUT TO DESTROY THIS ISIS SLEEPER CELL MARKOSLUT
WAR LENA
the pole :3
Is Randa halal?
>bagdad iraq
Buffer is losing it
Any other Dutchs watching FOX? Jesus its so shit id rather have a bad english stream.
>>64336706
foreign accent, dipshit and she's a saint
>fighting outta Baghdad
I have a huge thing for Middle Eastern imports. Fug.
>>64336668
Rose needs to beat somebody with a spic name otherwise she is fucking DROPPED
This Polak is a qt
>>64336719
hi where are the heems
Yay Randa!!!
Lets cheer on Randa guys!!!!!!!!!!
polish vs ex mudslime
its a work huh, mudslime is gonna win.
>>64336704
using taima pssshhh pleb
bet you smoke weed too fucking degenerate
>>64336733
FUCK YOU
U
C
K
Y
O
U
Randa is getting her nose broken. quote this later
WEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is this crowd literally howling?
KK looks really stiff and nervous
The only time I want to see women in my UFC events is when they walk around the ring and show me bunda
>>64336746
FUCK OFF
SHES CLAIMED
>>64336775
way to much ass
Is the audience trying to trigger these broads by catcalling them?
Polish girl a qt hope she wins
nate on periscope warming up
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol fucking florida on bath salts
I want to watch Ronda vs Randa, make it a catchweight or whatever, would be great to see the commentary in that fight
>>64336793
How could you tell the difference?
>>64336775
racis
This is the sexiest fight I've ever watched so far. They make cute faces.
WAR KaKo
A
R
K
a
K
o
AND STILL UNDEFEATED...
FUCK THIS ISIS SLEEP CELL MARKOSLUT
BEST FIGHTFU COMING THRU BITCH NIGGERS
WAR LENA
A
R
L
E
N
A
Women were truly not meant for this.
who the fuck is training these 'fighters'?
>hands at their waists
>chin not tucked
this is a bad product.
I'm from Florida and im so sorry everybody. Yes the people here are really this stupid.
RANDA
Where the fuck is Dominic Cruz?
this mewvment is so basic
>>64336745
I'm glad to see that even Rose like to see Pat get heem'd
>tfw karolina is is going to fuck up my fight picks
I'll never be a true fight fan guys.
>>64336775
>>64336781
Forgive them Bunda, for they know not what they are saying
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>dat supple boyish booty
Randa's butt is so cute
>>64336823
>needing your chin tucked vs women
They have no KO power
>>64336827
He's only joining for the main event, if I'm not mistaken
>>64336847
Dom's brain would explode trying to do technical analysis of this fight
>>64336847
Well that's goddamn fuckin retarded beyond all reasonable comprehension.
This pol chick has a weird stance.
