>Main Card: (FOX) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
5 Round Lightweight Title Fight:
Rafael dos Anjos(c) (24-7-0) vs. Donald Cerrone (28-6-0)
Heavyweight
Junior dos Santos (17-3-0) vs. Alistair Overeem (39-14-0)
Lightweight
Nate Diaz (17-10-0) vs. Michael Johnson (16-9-0)
Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos (5-2-0) vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz (7-0-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 5pm ET / 2pm PT / 10pm UK
Featherweight
Myles Jury (15-1-0) vs. Charles Oliveira (20-5-0)
Middleweight
C.B. Dollaway (15-7-0) vs. Nate Marquardt (33-15-2)
Women's Bantamweight
Valentina Shevchenko def Sarah Kaufman via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Middleweight
Tamdan McCrory def Josh Samman via rd 3 Submission(Triangle choke)
Lightweight
Nik Lentz def Danny Castillo via split decision(28-29,29-28,30-27)
Featherweight
Cole Miller (21-9-0) vs. Jim Alers (13-2-0) Ends in a NC (eye pokes)
>Fight Pass Prelims: (UFC.tv) 3:30pm ET/ 12:30pm PT/ 8:30pm UK
Welterweight
Kamaru Usman def Leon Edwards via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,29-28)
Welterweight
Vicente Luque def Hayder Hassan via rd 1 Submission(Anaconda choke)
Heavyweight
Francis Zavier Ngannou def Luiz Henrique via rd 2 HEEEEM
>He didn't bet on Cowboy and the Cowboys tonight
Cant wait to see CB getting fucking heemed
shawb
who /cowboy here ?
>(28-29,29-28,29-28)
wew
who /DIAZ BROZ/ here
Did anyone else notice Joe going "CAN WE GET A TRANSLATOR IN HERE, I CANT UNDERSTAND THIS RUSSIAN BITCH"
>Gambling is totally cool and trendy guys
these ads make my blood boil
Does he have the most punchable face in the UFC?
Tenth for Valentina
more like Marquardt getting heemed
Who bunda here? TYBAustralia
>he comes out to an obscure swedish artist
what the hell
>>64335066
No, that title goes to Lamas
>>64335060
Yes and she handled it with all the charm of Renzo Gracie back in the day
>>64335050
>>64335059
Ya'll ma niggas
There's going to be some robberies tonight.
>>64335066
Clarence Byron did nothing wrong
>>64335080
>ywn play the bongos on kaufman's massive buttcheeks
Sarah won round 2 you goofs
>>64335059
this post is wolf tickets
Isnt this the nigga who stole that plane lmao
How is Scott Jorgensen still on the roster?
Herb Meme up in this bitch
>>64335080
I need a thick womanlet in my life
>>64335087
>he picked Jonson
>>64335072
https://vimeo.com/110175639
https://vimeo.com/110175639
BREHS
both of these guys could get cut and i wouldn't even notice
CB is a -450 favorite over Nate Marquardt?
Wow Nate, times are tough.
>>64335114
Recognizable name in a shallow division.
>>64335097
My right straight would shatter that forehead like glass
I really hope Overeem defeats JDS make the heavyweight division a bit more interesting.
>>64335066
This guy is a bum. Like, "How does this guy not cut grass for a living?" kind of a bum.
Link? At a Birthday party no TV around
>>64335059
HEY LET MY PARTNER IN
>>64335064
really? you get that mad at a fucking ad? Heem
yourself my man
stream?
>a free UFC Fight on Fox during the same time as a Demotratic Debate on ABC
I see what you did there republicans , smart move Dana White
>>64335128
Nate is getting heemed left and right these days
>>64335118
>womanlet
>165cm
you do realise that is a normal height for a girl ?
fucking lanklet i should heem you
>>64335124
>he didn't pick nc
>>64335114
>>64335132
BTW, wasn't Scott Jorgensen black at one point? He's now pale as fuck.
>>64335141
HW is a coin toss tbqh. Anyone could get knocked out with the right shot.
>>64335141
As long as we don't get a repeat of Overeem vs Werdum II.
That fight was a fucking abortion.
>>64335121
brethren...
>>64335152
Trump wins yet again
>>64335144
findminecraft.com/UFConFOX17
>>64335121
4/10
Founders seats boys. Recliners OP
>>64335132
Yeah but he's 2-8 in his last 10, that has to be unprecedented.
Remember when Dollaway was on a run of heeming Brazilians in Brazil?
Pretty based
>>64335163
>165cm
>normal height
I fucked children taller than that
>>64335066
He looks really similar to this little faggot I went to high school with. Would soccer kick/10
>>64335169
He has vitiligo, the same thing Michael Jackson had.
That said, I thought he was native, not black
>There are people here that seriously think another Brazilian isn't going to hit the canvas
>>64335186
DO NOT CLICK
>>64335152
>left wing debate
>competition of SJW retardation, who can outdo victimization cards and whatnot
I would rather get heemed by overeem
>>64335204
like the inside of your butthole
Wasn't Mark Cord elite when he rekt Woodley?
>>64335204
gross... poop comes from there
>>64335196
Will soccer kicks be legal in Rizin? Would be worth watching just for those
>>64335169
He was tan, not black. But he has vitiligo. Causes blotchy skin.
He let the disease just destroy his pigmentation.
>>64335195
yea in your dinaroid village in bosnia lmao go play center in the NBA or something
Did CB Dolloway win the fight against CB Dolloway?
what the fuck is this weird cheering from the crowd
>>64335223
he was also legally juicing with TRT
>>64335223
He was on the Strikeforce testing regimen back then. Plus Woodley didn't have good striking at the time.
CB's striking is amateur level
>you remember when Nate was considered a big MW
How times have changed
WEW
>>64335216
>implying Hillary Clinton doesn't love a good war as much as any red-blooded American
WE FLAIR NOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When was Marquadt's chin deleted?
WOOOOOOOOOO
>>64335155
i'm more worried about the aloe vera pick, fampai
>>64335245
b-but Joe said it was so improved!
WOOOOOOOOOO
>>64335241
w-wew
>>64335237
what sort of fucking weaboo designed that flag?
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM
Lads, I need a good stream :(
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
anyone have a link to stream the main card?
>>64335205
He's half white, half Japanese.
HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64335241
At first I thought it was a WHoOoOoOo-WHoOoOoOo for the female fighters, but I guess it's just general central Florida retardation
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
heem
HEEM SLEEPY other way around edition
SHeeeeeeeeeeeiitt
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEM SLEEEEEEPY
THANK YOU BASED NATE
FUCK CB
HEEM SLEEPY!
HOLY FUCKING HEEM
IT IS AAAAAAAAAAALLL OVER
FUCKING
BTFO
HEEM
SLEEPY
L
E
E
P
Y
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
>muh improved striking
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>Stream freezes
>Refresh page
>Heem sleepied on the ground
Proper gutted
>that fall
lol that little hammer fist and he gets off him
H E E M
E
E
M
BASED NATE
KILLED
WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What a gentleman!
>>64335225
Not tonight it doesn't!
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
>>64335048
have a good one
OK GUYS I'M GONNA HAVE A 1 HOUR NAP BEFORE THE 3 FINAL FIGHTS.
XOXO.
And he stopped himself from chimping out like he did against Woodley and Maia
Based
good?
NATE THE BASED
HEEM SLEEPY
WOO
HE IS STILL MY DOLL
NATE THE GREAT
A
T
E
T
H
E
G
R
E
A
T
web.m pleaseeee
Someone post webm
N8 THE GR8
>>64335322
Happened to me during Aldo-McGregor, doesn't get worse than that m8
KaKo BEST FIGHTFU
BACK OFF CASUALS
SHES ABOUT TO EXPLODE ON THAT ISIS SLEEPER CELL SLUT MARKOSLUT
WAR LENA
>>64335348
>not watching karolina
kys
>Running in with your hands down and chin up
THE NAAATEture BOY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64335358
>degeneracy
>good
pray for me /heem/
MUCH IMPROVED STRIKING JOE
>>64335358
Is that an accy? Not a fan of the second two bets at those odds.
Plus you could've got KK at better odds earlier.
>>64335375
fuck off kid
>yfw overheem gets destroyed in the first
>>64335375
this desu plz with a few moments before plz
>>64335380
I'm sorry man
>>64335358
Very good my friend
need a webm of that fall afer he tried to get up
>paddypower ad encouraging impulse betting
Suprised that's allowed
>>64335392
>Nate Diaz
Wew...nice picks but you dropped it there.
how many seconds/minutes does overeem last?
3:02 into round i reckon
The Zim Zam is at the fight tonight. Will anyone try to Flim Flam?
>>64335393
Nike Russow-esque in that hammer fist Joe
>>64335393
don't these niggas know what guarding is? what is this everyone wants to be aldo or some shit
>>64335392
>diaz
Just burn the kindling now bruh
HEEM JESUS
>>64335393
Thanks man, I missed it
>>64335285
>>64335144
>>64335151
I found this one. Not that good tho, or try downloading acestream and acestream://ed6eb5cde8070daa4556ba918610e453f2916c81
my fedora has been rustled
which one /heem/?
>I'd like to thank Jesus Christ, he will forgive you if you repent for your sins
>>64335414
*round 1
>>64335393
fuggin brutal
someone post that good acestream
help a favelabro out
guys, im new to the sport but is licking inside someones ears allowed if u really want to?
MUH JESUS
Why doesn't any fighter give thanks to our dark overlord, Satan? I'd have a good chuckle, could see Barnett doing it.
JESUS TIME
ALL BETS ON JESUS LADS
>>64335442
Triggered fedora?
Time for atheists to bitch about some guy thanking whoever he wants
I love Nate the Great.
>>64335433
Forgot the link
http://bzmaahmed.com/ufc-fight-night-dos-anjos-vs-cerrone/
>c.b dollaway fought machida
ATHIESTS LOSE AGAIN!!!
>it's a thank you god episode
Cormier is literally always there
>>64335446
acestream://ed6eb5cde8070daa4556ba918610e453f2916c81
>>64335425
My nigga. You don't know what you're talking about.
>>64335441
Jordyn Jones is better.
>>64335448
yes
But usually is too difficult to do due to high paced head movements
>He will forgive you if you repent for your sins
JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!
>MUDSLIMES BTFO THE FUCK OUT
>ATHEISTS BTFO THE FUCK OUT
>JEWS BTFO THE FUCK OUT
THANK YOU CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR
I came here for cowboy.
It's not a good idea to get into a fight with a Cowboy
>>64335392
if the entirety of /heem/ thinks a fighter is going to lose, it usually means they're going to win
Connor and Zane said CB Dolloway winning inside the distance was literally the most guaranteed result of the night for betting actual money on
>>64335441
5, 4, 2, 1, 3
>>64335450
>mocking our lord and savior
You want some? I'll give ya
>>64335463
FOR JEEBUS.
>>64335476
Stop posting here
>>64335476
>grandmas vs the boopiest
Bruh
Its no competition
>>64335023
does that tattoo mean she has taken 3 lives?
>>64335474
thanks usa-sama
>>64335475
exposed chin punch it to win
>>64335393
he fell on his face at the end. lol
>>64335395
KK is a bit better on some other bookies. This one was my first and its got my biggest sum, so I stick around. I seriously think there is something to the BRs and IV bans. And the 2nd bet is going to be either ko or decision. I'm hopeful for a ko.
and yes, it's an accy.
>>64335492
They didn't count on Jesus after Benson left
>>64335491
so you're telling me I have a chance...
>>64335441
from left, 2 1 5 3 4 (I love bimbos so much)
>>64335441
4, 1, 3, 5, 2
>>64335491
you're an imbecile
>>64335463
>time for rational people laughing at brainwashed idiots while other brainwashed idiots get mad at the rational people
ftfy
>>64335496
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes pristine copy of The God Delusion*
Come at me
>>64335285
não vou postar o link mas no reddit sempre tem
to vendo uma de lá agora...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjTHLNMAWfw
Cowboy is based as shit
>>64335441
who is that old skank on the left?
>>64335478
>usually
>>64335492
Connor's good at breaking down technique and fighters' tendencies, but somehow he's not a very good judge of how fights are actually going.
Among other things, he's claimed that Poirier was winning the fight against KZ until he got caught.
Bear that in mind before you take his advice for betting purposes.
>>64335529
>Cowboy is based as shit
he's really not though
did oliveira really miss weight? i thought the scale was fucked up
>Dana White is an atheist
>Dana White is worth over $300 million
>He pays Christians and Muslims peanuts to give each other brain damage.
>yfw Jury is a god at FW.
>>64335513
"Way to stop the fight early, Herb"
>Myles Jury changed camps
I thought he trained at the Myles Jury camp sponsored by the Myles Jury Fight System?
SOMEONE POST THE WEBM OF OLIVEIRA GETTING TAPPED BY A LEGLOCK
>>64335513
sans big metropcs banner
>>64335441
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Who should I put all my money on?
Dubs decides
>>64335441
pic related
>>64335513
>that KO face
FUCK THIS ME ROBOT LOOKING HUE MONKEY NIGGER
HOPE HE GETS INJURED AGAIN WITHIN 2 MINUTES
THAT BORING FAGGOT
>>64335534
i don't bet on fights i'm not a nigger
>>64335543
>>64335433
how on earth is this stream not that good?
its probably something on your end familia, here its working in hd and completely smooth
>>64335528
Já achei :D
>>64335542
he missed by 4 pounds or some shit
that's not scale error
>>64335554
dos anjos
>>64335518
Sorry bro, i had a dream that Diaz got slept last night. Things aren't looking favorable for you.
>JDS
>>64335023
Why are you not putting heem in the subject you dirty muslim?
>>64335541
>Cowboy isn't based, lads
>>64335485
but jesus was a jew
>>64335441
1 3 and 4 are really fucking ugly
i mean, not ugly but the ufc could do much better im sure
>>64335561
>too poor to bet on fights
>not a nigger
Build wall
>>64335560
>Oliveira
>Boring
wew
I really dont like Jury so it will be painful to watch him win. I hope Oliveria gets the sub here
>>64335569
the scale fucked up for like 3 people though
Who /OPPRESSINGWOMEN/ here?
>>64335441
wheres red de la cruz . red a best
>>64335587
>gambling
literally nigger tier
>>64335576
>thinking heem is ever put in gamethread titles
Hello newfriend
>>64335567
posta ai
>>64335576
it's fighting thread, ufc on fox
>>64335441
When Arianny went to her plastic surgeon she must have said "Just fuck my shit up, senpai."
What would your signature walkout song be if you were champ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Kwf_nNmGI here
>>64335586
Shut the fuck up nigger, there is not one brazilian bitch with a good face.
All of them look like femenine penis.
>>64335577
Dollaway's plan was to run his face directly into Nate's fist and it worked.
>>64335598
This isn't your blog
Praying to the based betting gods Oliviera wins here
>oliveira
>br
>inb4 a human cellophane fight
>pic related
>>64335543
They don't need to give each other brain damage if they already believe in le adult imaginary friends.
*tips trilby*
>>64335567
oy m8 give us a link u cunt
>>64335614
his fist may never recover from such a heeming
>>64335556
>no ass
>no legs
I'm sick of ring girls being chosen by low test betas
>>64335576
hownew.ru
>>64335608
most over played shit on the internet.
>>64335608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
>>64335585
>God is Jewish
>this is what Jews actually believe
>>64335608
taytay is the only right answer
>>64335615
stay buttmad friend
>>64335593
nvm, just googled it he has a history of missing weight
>>64335608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHYWrYLv7R8
>>64335632
Never been used once in the UFC though.
>>64335638
Stay cucked blogger
>>64335627
That bitch Jenny has a good ass tbqh
MR ROBOT
R
R
O
B
O
T
FUCK HIM AND THAT SHIT PLEB SHILL FORCED SHOW
>>64335634
But they all believe in the same God. Only some minor details are different.
Muslim god, Christian god, and Jew god are all the same.
>#9 ranked Featherweight
HOW?
>>64335644
because it is shite, lad.
>myles jury
>>64335657
He meant LW
>>64335608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaBBBmrxUvE
Guess who the biggest betting favorite on the card is?
>>64335657
that was a mistake by buffer
>>64335657
Lightweight.
>>64335611
Yea thats the point, since all brazilian womyn are dogshit ive been spending hundreds of hours looking at women from other places so if i tell you some chick is ugly you can believe me for sure
>>64335550
Nice, looks like they drag out the slow mo shots a bit during the post fight interviews. Nice bit of CB-face at the end of this one
oohhh fuck yeah Mr.Robot! I hope he doesnt have another freak injury.
>>64335566
Wut? Wasn't talking about the acestream link senpai.
>>64335600
>>64335624
http://bzmaahmed.com/ufc-fight-night-dos-anjos-vs-cerrone/
or
acestream://ed6eb5cde8070daa4556ba918610e453f2916c81
WHEN THE FUCK IS ROSENTHAL COMING BACK
>in the UFC Featherweight Division
>150.5 pounds
wut
charlie will get punched in the face and quit like he always does.
>>64335599
/heem/ confirmed as a general
>>64335664
No homo, but I would suck Cerrone
Wait till this leg kick ruins jurys world
>Coming in 5 lbs overweight
>lanklets
>lanklets everywhere
This won't stop, before long the average FW will be 6'2"
>>64335608
Swans - Stay Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=042yyvj_dhI
>>64335686
that's fuckin illegal
>>64335675
>since all brazilian womyn are dogshit
wut.
>>64335622
Called it
>>64335681
Calf slicers are the most brutal submissions one can pull off imo. Fuck those things are so painful.
They feel like your leg is being ripped apart.
Maybe the twister is the only thing close.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64335687
He's not. He was selling marijuanas. Can't let a monster like that back on the streets.
You do NOT want charles on top of you in missionary position girlfriends, trust me
UH VAI MORRER
HEEEEM TAPPY
>>64335680
you had one fucking job dollaway. one fucking job.
HEEM TAPPY
>X might be one of the best Y in the ufc
HEEM TAPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY!
HEEM TAPPY
JURY JIU JITSU BTFO
HEEM TAPPY
>>64335691
or do that
Tell me /heem/ can people that watch the fights on streams be considered true fight fans or i will forever be a casual?
Zane Simon and Connor the Cuck said Myles Jury would win comfortably
Poor jury
HEEM TAPPY! Fuck Fury
>THE CITY OF TOP 10 LIGHTWEIGHTS
>>64335713
fucking George Roop is 6'1" and he fights at Bantamweight
HEEM TAPPY
HAHA GET FUCKED JURY
>>64335656
OT God is a god of fear, NT God is a god of love, and Allah is a god of wrath and murder.
>NT: "Turn the other cheek."
>OT: "Fear the wrath of God."
>Quran: "Commit Jihad in the name of Allah."
BJJ COCKLICKAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HAHAHAHA!!! FUCK YOU, JURY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU JURY , FUCKING GOOF!!!!!
GOOD THING YOU DROPPED TO FEATHERWEIGHT BRO, CONGRATS
>>64335608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkSFh6HMUtQ
HEEEEM TAPPY.
HEEM TAPPY
Based fatty
already?
>Everyone I dislike is losing
>Jury
>>64335752
stream watchers are the truest fans of all
J I U
I
T
S
U
>a jury jiu jitsu fighter
>>64335713
>Conor fighting someone who is 6'2"
He'd cut to Flyweight.
>>64335621
RIGHIRTSHIFOI'I FUCKING YES
>>64335691
BTFO
T
F
O
N O I C E
FUCK YOU JURY YOU PUSSY
oliveira's jiu jitsu is legit
Any good finishes so far?
Imagine if his head popped off
>>64335686
holy shit this acestream thing is fucking perfect quality
thanks a lot bruh
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why didn't he just drop to the ground rather than have him hang on his neck?
>Myles "Master of Myles Jury BJJ" Jury of the Myles Jury Fight System(TM)
>Myles "Master of Myles Jury BJJ" Jury of the Myles Jury Fight System(TM)
>Myles "Master of Myles Jury BJJ" Jury of the Myles Jury Fight System(TM)
>Myles "Master of Myles Jury BJJ" Jury of the Myles Jury Fight System(TM)
>>64335759
Which are all transcribed differently from different people and sources. They are all still abrahamic religions following the same God.
Predictionbro where
http://strawpoll.me/6313071
http://strawpoll.me/6313071
http://strawpoll.me/6313071
http://strawpoll.me/6313071
http://strawpoll.me/6313071
http://strawpoll.me/6313071
http://strawpoll.me/6313071
http://strawpoll.me/6313071
http://strawpoll.me/6313071
>>64335800
enjoy your literal v&
Always happy to see Jury BTFO
>>64335728
spine damage freaks me the fuck out though
Jury on suicide watch
>>64335796
good heem from nate the great
>>64335169
He should retire
>murdering a Depeche Mode song
feels bad man
Why does everyone hate jury so much? Is it because he is the master of his own style?
guys, if jds ko's reem can we get an especially long and loud chorus of HEEEEEEEM please?
i only ask cos my mom is watching and i told her all about you guys and the we all react together when someone is heem'd
she doesnt understand that its just our culture here
Hold on a minute, there are only 4 fights left?
>>64335829
ORE WA SAIKYOURYU DA
What happened? Is that an edit or the guy got a fucked up esophagus?
>>64335835
>i only ask cos my mom is watching
m8
>>64335803
I was wondering the same, especially since there was no actual aspyhxiation, the entire left side of fury's neck was exposed. If he had just dropped him to the ground all that tension on his neck would have been gone, so no need to tappy.
>>64335835
Don't worry son, I'll explain it to her after we Rick you in.
>>64335817
lol wut
dont you know 3world doesnt get vanned
or is it a meme
ELA MA JI JITZ
JI JITZ HUE HUE HUE JI JITZ
>>64335817
>my third world shithole
>law
lmao
>>64335812
why not? wrestlers will finally be able to finish fights
>>64335820
someone post that pic of the chick who would rather be a vegetable than to tap the twister
>>64335842
he put the pussy in a sarcophagus
Why can't those Brazilians learn at least basic english? It's so easy and courses are cheap af.
>>64335842
How the fuck does a hue doesn't know that?
Are you a real fight fan or not?
>>64335842
He pretended to have an esophagus tear but it was actually just a pinched shoulder
MCGREGOR
SHOOK
AS
FUCK
remember when frankie edgar kicked charles' ass?
>>64335842
Yeah he was just clasping at his neck and he tapped out
>all these buttmad hues
>Carlos Hueliveira thinks he deserves a shot at the GOAT
>hues that dont speak english
how many of these bums does Conor have to decapitate before they fuck off
>>64335861
that would be Angela Magana
>mfw all 4 of my accumulators now depend on Karolina winning this next fight
>mfw I instantly win £58 for the first one if she does
>CALLING OUT CONOR
LMAOOOOOOOO
>>64335358
>cerrone
>johnson/diaz ending in a ko
I don't see either of those happening but the odds are nice
>>64335842
it looked like a shoulder injury, if i recall
>>64335829
He's a cocky faggot, smug as hell, acts like a huge douche, and thinks he's way better than his is.
He's basically the 145 Bisping.
>>64335812
People who vote no are pussy faggot fucks who like fucking in the ring or sorry I mean grop I mean grappling lmfao pussy ass niggerboy faggots
Conor would rip his esophagus out
BETTER HIDE CONOR
>calling out Conor
haha
hahaha!
>>64335887
now post webm of her in fight gushing slash
>>64335857
making weight is for chumps
Hey Irish cucks, UFC 194 is over
You can leave now
>>64335875
I kinda got bored with MMA and stopped following for a bit.
Holly KO of Ronda kinda brought me back. I admit I missed most of Conor's fights, I barely knew the lad
>>64335900
except Bisping is actually good for some bantz
>>64335872
because brazilian ufc fighters are fucking clueless monkeys
Aldo had been champ for idk how many years and didnt bother to learn basic english
>That BT Sport Rousey destruction.
Well done Britain
>Conor just slept Aldo
>hurrr you better be scared
kek
>lose to max
>lose to frankie
>call out conor
>get heemed by the cage
>think youre gonna ever get a titleshot
>VOU LEVAR O TITULO PRO BRASIL, OUVIU CONOR BABACA?
translation:
>Well, you see, I would like to fight Conor if possible, I've been working hard. That would be an honor.
>mfw Cowboy wins it in first round
>>64335842
>tfw stayed up till 5 to watch that shit
>>64335803
>>64335848
plz someone help me understand fightan
>>64335848
>If he had just dropped him to the ground all that tension on his neck would have been gone, so no need to tappy.
Why do retards who don't train think this would work?
>>64335925
>stopping RoiDA
>>64335886
Why doesn't nobody call them out on this shit? Dana included.
Its retarded that people like Aldo, Anderson and other big names didn't learn at the least enough to give an interview given that they been fighting in the US for a long time.
>huezil
who /kuma/ here?
>>64335857
>Jury is a wrestler that cut to 145 to dominate smaller guys
>taps in the first round in his FW debut
top kek
>DC enjoying his last months alive
>>64335933
Let them believe their bullshit, you can heem then easier after
>>64335907
dont have that one, but I have this one of her being slutty with Bec Rollins
funny that rogan had to prompt him to say his connor line that was obviously prepared by some ufc pleb.
we strikeforce now
>>64335911
man you really like the word huh kid?
WTF is that fagit oliveria calling out the GOAT for when he cant make weight ever? he's missed weight like 5 times in his career, fucking scrub
>amateur can't even make wait
>wants to fight the King
>>64335943
He's not the one that missed weight though
>>64335952
Rollins?
>>64335940
At the end of the day they're paid to fight, not talk. Marketing is the job of the promotion. The fighters have no obligation to learn English.
Most fighters that fought in Japan didn't learn Japanese.
>Stann laughing at the hue calling out Conor after he missed weight by 5 lbs
based
>>64335924
Transalation:
I've been making scraps my whole career, pls fight me conor-sama and give me a ME and a huge check, thanks.
>>64335953
yeah "whats next for you" for a non contender who just missed weight is pretty bs
>>64335915
Silva, Belfort, Machida and Shogun did speak some english tho. There's no excuse, specially since UFC is an American company.
>>64335958
>make wait
>>64335932
That would only make the grip tighter
>>64335955
>Conor
>the GOAT
>Ireland in charge of not being delusional
>>64335952
disgusting.
>>64335941
>implying that we didn't want the memes to win
>>64335958
>wait
Are you an amateur at spelling?
Where did all these retarded potatoes come from and why are you in my /HEEM/?
>>64335965
>daddy issues: the bull dyke
>>64335958
>wait
>>64335958
>drunk paddy can't spell weight
>>64335978
When Conor beats Frankie he is the 145 GOAT
>hotline bling stuttery as fuck with DC
quality
>>64335963
woop, meant Rawlings
Oh, this angle's nice.
>>64335878
>Taking part in the symbolic christening yourself into the jew world order
I fucking cringe when i see idiots taking part in this shit
>>64335955
C'mon you can't blame him. Rogan totally baited him into that response. He should have mentioned his weight but fed him "what's next FOR YOU?" bs.
>>64335940
hey i'm not smart enough to learn another language, not even an alphabet, maybe they're not either faggot
>>64335952
bec is foul
>hotline bling
>>64335958
He's preparing for Conor's move up to Lightweight
>>64335964
You are right.
Also there are people who just don't have the type of Brain necessary to learn languages.
Even intelligent people sometimes have it very difficult, anyone who know more than 3 languages knows this
>>64335987
>Conor is champ
They'll go away in a week or two and reappear a week or two before Conor fights again. Irish are p4p the most fairweather bandwagoners out there.
>tfw perfect stream
>>64335933
I've been rolling on mats since my freshman year of highschool mate. It's a hell of a lot better an option that just letting the guy hang off your fucking neck.
>>64335978
when the USA has as many ufc world champions on the roster per capita as Ireland maybe then I'll take your opinion seriously, until then just pipe down kid
>>64335940
You just can't teach a monkey that only knows how to fight a new language like that, it just doesn't work.
I'd rather keep having half assed translators than our fightmonkeys speaking engrish like Joel Santana
>>64335975
>>64335986
>>64335994
>>64335995
As soon as I hit Post I noticed it
fug
>>64335997
no he isn't
>>64335997
top kek
>>64336003
das it mang
Dos Anjos will destroy Conor.
Conor better hope for a Cerrone upset.
>>64336004
yeah you're ranting on anonymous sports boards will surely help. either do something about it or shut up you beta cuck.
>>64336028
let it happen baby, let it happen
>>64336026
>Beat Dustin
>Beat Chad
>Beat Jose
>Beat Frankie
Why wouldn't he be?
Remember when Cerrone literally kicked Jury's ass repeatedly?
>>64336029
>doubting the GOAT
youll learn kid
>>64336025
Don't apologize for a spelling mistake, cuck
Realisticlly when will the main event start?
>>64336029
Yeah RDA is poison for McGregor. Tireless pressure wrestle/grappler with amazing kicks and razor sharp hands. Also, a physical tank. He would throw McGregor around and probably finish him. I think he finishes Cerrone in 4 tonight.
>>64336028
Illegal piledriver position imo. He'll let go if you jump into it.. maybe.
>>64335977
thanks lad
Where is predictionkek
>>64335933
it happened last week. forgot who, but he essentially ddt'd himself. Gaves his opponent an even better grip on the ground and he tapped.
>>64336016
Especially not the type of people whose only career prospects are cage fighting.
I think it's cool when they do but it doesn't offend me if they don't.
>>64336021
No it's definitely not. Slamming someone when they have a guillotine locked in only makes things worse cause he has leverage on you.
Someone literally did that last week, I think in the Thursday fights and still tapped out. You have to push yourself into the guy and try to separate his arms.
>>64336022
>playing the "per capita" game
Congratulations. You produced a champion out of your shithole of a country. Doesn't mean that he's the best of all time.
>>64336051
soon enough for you to buy FIGHTPASS
don't stream it like these lawbreakers
>>64336051
15 - 20 minutes, probably
>>64336041
Because Aldo was the champion for nine title defenses lel
Poirier is a bum
>>64336063
>spelling out predictionkek
You have cucked into obedience
>>64336051
i agree
>>64336029
le tipper man
>>64336063
This thread is almost kill, waiting for the new one before I post
>>64336022
>world champions on the roster per capita
lol shut the fuck up
>>64335964
I understand, but it doesn't really matter how good you are at fighting, if people aren't tuning in then you're not making money, I'm not saying they should be cut or anything but Dana should at least try to make the fights learn a bit of it.
It would even be good for the fighets because I can tell you, the translators they use are REALLY stupid and completely change the maning of the answers half of the times.
>>64336010
Not even Korean? Shit's easy.
would you watch real life gladiators with criminals on death row?
>>64335907
I've got that I need to grab my laptop, I'll post it in next thread
should I eat something, please note it's 2 am here
are they playing gangstas' paradise in the stadium right now?
yeah he missed weight bad this time @ 150.5
but the other times he missed weight it was by the slimmest margin 146.2 and 146.5
>>64336075
ten minutes
>people actually believe Rafael Dos Decision will lose against Cerrone
Zane Simon: Uhhh... Dollaway via KO, Round 1.
Zane Simon: This is a great fight and kind of a sink or swim moment for Jury, especially as a striker. Oliveira will throw hands willingly, but he's still a pretty robotic striker. Jury is much more fluid and unpredictable at range, but as we've seen against Cerrone, really doesn't have a lot of consistent, high level tools. I expect Jury will take Oliveira down a few times and tangle with him on the mat a bit, and I think Jury can do so without immediately getting subbed. And otherwise I think he'll be able to pot shot Oliveira enough standing to win the decision. Myles Jury by decision.
Zane Simon: On a full camp and maybe with a bit more seasoning against top competition, I could very easily pick Shevchenko to win this fight. She's a better kicker than Kaufman, a better athlete, has better footwork, and is surprisingly well rounded. But, Kaufman is super tough to beat in a straight striking battle (albeit she's faced very very few good strikers). Kaufman has a great chin, is a solid wall-n-maul fighter and always keeps a high pace. On short notice, I think that's just going to give her the edge. That said, if Shevchenko stays at range, keeps her footwork up, and stays creative, she could easily take a decision. Sarah Kaufman via decision.
>>64336025
>Giving a shit about the inglisch language
C'mon man
>>64336096
the trap remix, bruh
>>64336090
Of course, I don't see why they haven't actually done it yet
Probs never will now with all this SJW bollocks
>>64335952
>tfw you realize her chest tattoo just looks like chest hair
>>64336076
And in those 9 defences he beat a bunch of 135ers and lucked a few decisions
>Got fucked by Frankie
>Almost got finished by Mark in the 5th round
>Was getting rekt by KZ in the 4th till his shoulder fell out
>got slept in 13 seconds by Conor
>>64336096
No, pastime paradise.
ODS HALLENDIN
>>64336096
it's weird al yankovic version
>>64336102
Cuck isn't filtered
You spelled predictionk-e-k
wim hof meme training is going to win
>>64335848
>no actual aspyhxiation
it's about blood flow, not actually restricting their oxygen. you've probably seen people been "choked out" in seconds before, same shit happens here. he tapped out before it happened.
>>64336041
He hasn't even defended his belt once, let alone twice, let alone three times, let alone four times, let alone five times, let alone six times, let alone seven times, let alone eight times.
Aldo defended his belt nine times. Conor is literally ten fights away from being the best FW of all time.
>>64336023
I don't agree. At least they would be trying tho, not to mention some of them live in the USA!
>>64336109
bet he picked his boyfriend Josh Salmon too
>>64336099
coverage starts at 8 eastern time, but they're not going to start right away.
>>64336109
delete your post please
It's literally impossible for Anik to go 3 sentences without mentioning Vegas betting odds.
>>64336102
cuck isn't filtered
>>64336025
never apologize irishbro, just say it was a bant all along
>Kovalina
>Randa
Shit lads, these bitches are actually hot.
>>64336125
kek
>>64336116
>Got fucked by Frankie
He rekt Frankie's shit and won 4 rounds against when nobody else could.
>Almost got finished by Mark in the 5th round
Not even close.
>Was getting rekt by KZ in the 4th till his shoulder fell out
Again, nah. KZ was turning it up but nothing he landed had any mustard on it.
>got slept in 13 seconds by Conor
One fight does not usurp a half-decade-spanning body of dominance.
>>64336126
who?
Cormier looks like a dead man.
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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>>64336148
>>64336148
>>64336148
>>64336148
>>64336148
NEW THREAD
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>>64336080
Weeaboo or Wapanese? Moot is your god.
>>64336056
>Yeah Aldo is poison for McGregor. Tireless pressure wrestle/grappler with amazing kicks and razor sharp hands. Also, a physical tank. He would throw McGregor around and probably finish him.
Remember when this happened even though you thought it wouldn't?
Jeez, McGOAT deniers are fuckin pathetic.
Randa tho..............
KREYGAZM
>>64336071
>being this mad a country as small as ireland has the GOAT
Makes me fuzzy inside.
>>64336087
You win the prize for most irrelevant fight nation in history, congrats. now leave.
If you prefer Randa to qt Karolina you are literally non-white
>>64336025
>apologizing for not speaking english properly
dafuq is wrong with you irishman?
>>64336142
Throw Conor ten cans to crush with his belt on the line and I'll call him the best of all time. Let him beat Frankie and a few of the other fighters in the top ten. Until then: no.
>>64336067
>slamming
I never said anything about slamming, I know from first experience that is a terrible idea. If someone has you in a standing guillotine, the first thing to hit the ground is your fuckin head. No, he should have brought him to the ground, but in a controlled manner. Like I said, he didn't have the guillotine tight on the left side, so it was either the tension on the neck or his trachia being crushed that made him tap, so bringing it to the ground would have alleviated the former.
>>64336155
god i hate you i mean i REALLY hate you
>>64336162
>Tireless pressure wrestle/grappler
Nobody has ever said this about Aldo.
>>64336156
the guy who can control his immune system with his mind.
>>64336162
Aldo isn't a wrestler casual
>>64335891
Diaz will be Ko'd. Trust me, I dreamt it.
>>64336127
That's what I was getting at by saying asphyxiation instead of strangulation.
overeems highlight reel there
>big
>small
>big
>small
>big
>big
nice editing trying to hide the fact hes just another can now
>>64336289
it's like the variety of dicks that ur mum takes
KUMA KOWLAWICIZICIZCIZICIZCIZ IS BEST WAIFU 2016
>>64335942
Nice
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