Explain his philosophy in 5 words or less.
>>64328646
GET ZE BAAL TWO FEELAIKNEE
First manager with a notebook
tu eres muy malo
1. JUST
>>64328646
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
2. FUCK
3. MAN
look at these nuts please
lump it to the big'un
4. UNITED
keep the ball, fail
>>64328646
try to outscore our opponent
5. UP
5. UP
LOUIS VAN GAALS ARM EEEEEE
IVE BECOME SO NUMB
>POO
>WEE
>LANG
>BAAL'S
>UNITED
WAKE
ME
UP
IN
SIDE
bench spics
my feet hurt
I TRIED SO HARD
>>64328861
> I wish I was in Portugal with my wife
> sitting there with a glass of red wine whilst writing a book on filosofee
> the old Trafford boos are so loud
> this vardy chap keeps telling me he's gona bang me
> Why exist
Hoof the ball and lose
Hoof it to afro man
SEND ON PHIL JONES IF LOSING
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>64329547
nick powell*
Pass it about and lose
>>64329787
NICK POWELL MENTIONED
GOAT at 32 years old in my FM save
>>64329547
*martial in the winger position
Give me another 350 million
play shit get banged
I had success in 1995
PASS THE BALL TO TUCKER
PASS WIDE AND HOOF FORWARD
JUST FUCK MY TEAM UP
JUST BENCH MY SPICS UP
I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER
WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROONEY
SCORE LESS GOALS THAN OPPOSITION
>>64328930
kek
coach meme teams with notebook
>>64328646
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>64328646
Getting cucked by Mourinho
>>64328646
CRAAAWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
siempre negativo, nunca positivo
>>64336888
kek
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
Losing? Shit, throw on Fellaini.
Coast On Ajax 1995 Success
Fellaini plays in all positions
Four Four Two Twitchy Ass
>>64328646
DUDE I WON THE CL WITH AJAX I'M STILL RELEVANT LMAO
>>64340789
Oh.... 5 words or less
Sorry about that.
Happy Holidays btw!
all you need is possession
Rooney shags his nan
JUST
>>64328646
Made-up bullshit for the media
more money equals less shots
Retarded
Trying to get sacked
>>64328646
someone posted a drake webm with van gaal's face over it. What he says in that is his philosophy
brag, sign, fail, repeat
WE DEM MOYES BOYZ
DO OPPOSITE OF BRAIN SAYS
>>64328646
do the fuck opposite to what is correct
eg bring on Phil Jones in the 90th when you're losing
>>64328646
remember, no shooting.
>>64329547
fellani*
>>64328646
I bet on MU loose
Goals are a social construct
>>64347112
>5 words or less
80%+ possession is also winning
Luck and some great memes
we shall pass and then fellaini
>>64328930
Kek
pass sideways until someone intercepts.
I do nothing, I delegate
>>64328659
Top lel
>>64328646
hoof it up to fellaini
Use the Force.
I once subbed a keeper
I tzhink we score dagoal
