/heem/: RDA vs Cerrone Foreplay Edition #2
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Upcoming MMA events:
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
Dos Anjos vs Cerrone 2 weigh-in video: https://youtu.be/FzR1pORdJGw
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Rafael dos Anjos (154.5) vs. Donald Cerrone (154.5)
Junior Dos Santos (239) vs. Alistair Overeem (243)
Nate Diaz (156) vs. Michael Johnson (155.5)
Karolina Kowalkiewicz (114.5) vs. Randa Markos (116)
>Preliminary Card (on FS1 at 5pm ET/2pm PT/10pm UK)
Myles Jury (146) vs. Charles Oliveira (150.5*) - Oliveira has 1 hour to make 146
C.B. Dollaway (185.5) vs. Nate Marquardt (186)
Sarah Kaufman (136) vs. Valentina Shevchenko (134)
Tamdan McCrory (185) vs. Josh Samman (186)
Danny Castillo (158*) vs. Nik Lentz (156) - Castillo says he made weight afterward but didn't give a number
Jim Alers (146) vs. Cole Miller (146)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 3:30pm ET/12:30pm PT/8:30pm UK)
Leon Edwards (171) vs. Kamaru Usman (171)
Hayder Hassan (170) vs. Vicente Luque (171)
Luiz Henrique (248) vs. Francis Ngannou (254)
UFC Road to the Octagon - RDA vs Cerrone: https://youtu.be/2yqavPWkqZw
Red King
Has TAM officially become a B-level camp?
>>64316448
First for some based anon posting more webms of qt Kailin's tight lil bunda from Fight Night 80
Numero uno for webms of Paige and Rose rolling around groping each other(preferably before there was blood)
Numero dos for both
Numero tres for telling me if there's enough good bunda shots to make downloading that card worth it
Numero cuatro for there should be a required minimum amount of submission attempts per round in WMMA to maximize the amount of time they spend groping each other
Numero cinco for mandatory north south position to begin rounds in wmma
Numero seis for this catapults the number to Ronda-tier ppv buys
>>64316448
rogan looks so euphoric
>>64316480
fucking Joanna
meant to post this
>>64316487
Go to bed
>disengage at every hint of opponent doing something
>take someone down, do nothing
Why even make a career out of fighting if you're going to do this shit?
>>64316480
woah you're really creepy anon
>>64316486
>harassing MMA fighters because you don't like how they act in media
Come on, Brazil. You're no better than those emotional WWE fans.
>>64316406
>America have a website dedicated for niggers fighting dirty in the streets so prominentes it gave name to this vaey MMA general thread.
>Also, half the people in here would punch chael in the face given the oportunity
>>64316486
>Yes we would. I loved chael but he went over the line. I was parte of a small group that tried to harass him in the hotel the stayed one time, can't remember the year, it was before his TUF with wand.
>Chael did not leave his room while we waited outside. He's a fucking pussy.
>Brazil
PREDICTIONBRO WHERE ARE YOU
Cerrone
Dos Santos
Johnson
Markos
>>64316477
Can't wait to watch Rory wipe the floor with a deflated Hector Lombard.
>>64316477
Guys, quick question, how big would this painting have to be to be just right? Like, obviously I want it to be kind of big. But should it be fucking huge? It could be fucking huge. I just don't know if I should or not
>inb4 palmer wins because someone gave him the first round
>>64316569
pls no
AND NEW!
>the city of TAM
>>64316569
>>64316587
Fucking good
One of 3 remotely interesting fights tonight
HAHAHAAH TEAM ALPHA MALE LITERALLY CANT CATCH A BREAK
>>64316597
I'm officially motioning to demote TAM to a B-level camp.
>>64316569
Almeida got too shy after that guillotine, wouldn't be surprised if Lance edged him afterwards. Unless center control weights heavily.
>>64316563
Make it mural-sized.
>>64316618
>guys what if we made a camp that only focuses on the transition between striking and ground work and defence
>sounds great!
>>64316563
Big enough so that rory's head is life sized
>Brazil takes a decision against TAM
Pottery, down to the Manaus sponsor
Not super exciting stuff tonight
>>64316563
i'd make it about 4 feet wide.
>>64316626
The no champ camp
>>64316563
>>64316666
quads confirm life sized
>>64316637
>>64316666
>>64316703
>>64316798
I was going to get it about two and a half feet wide, which would have made it close to life sized.
If I go bigger than that, it will be bigger than life size. Is that stupid?
>CM Punk, undefeated in UFC
>>64316895
Imagine the shit talking McGregor would do to CM punk lmao
>>64316873
Yes
>>64316873
>Is that stupid?
stupidity and brilliance are separated only by consequence
>>64317088
Why does he do this?
who /Igor/ here
>>64317099
VADA & FDA/UFC Approved Onnit Shroom Tech has not only changed Joe's DNA and genetics such as giving him a thicker skull and stronger jaw making him damn near impossible to heem, but alongside HGH and Onnit Krill/Magensium Oil he has has laser beam like focus. He can appreciate things like a staredown 1000x more than the average human. Add weed (which he smokes at weigh ins and before movies) it makes things way better.
>>64317128
the most fascinating thing about Igor is the fact he is a 5'8'' HW, the guy is a tank
>>64317128
>>64317099
To look at the scale and see the weight
>>64316563
why are you Canucks so infatuated with Rory "I'm going to quit mid-fight" MacDonald?
He is literally shit.
>>64317186
Their physiques all mess with me. Igor's forearms are amazing. But what I mean is like Jeff Monson. I always thought he was a tall guy. But he's only 5'8 or 5'9. I can't think of any other manlet HW's at the moment.
>>64316530
We are angry apes. Deal with it. We have some tolerance towards bants but he went over the line
>>64316533
What?
>>64317278
Here's your (You)
>>64317278
because Rory lurks here
>>64317278
I'm not a fan, I hope Lombard judo tosses him right on his stupid face
I'm 5'11 160, but I wouldnt mind being a manlet HW irl. it would be cool to be Igors size
>>64317313
Go on and put on 70 lbs then boy
>>64315670
This is so fake it makes me cringe.
>"""reality""" shows
>>64317099
because it's loud on stage and he can't hear shit
Why isn't Struve as good as he should be? He has incredible reach. Why hasn't his team showed him tons of Semmy Schilt fights and told him to fight like Semmy? Plus he's never fought to a decision I think. All those heems and his heart make me fear he may be the first death in the octagon. I wonder who will heem sleepy him forever.
>>64317278
>hating on Rory
ishygddt
>>64317410
because his extra height could be replaced by muscle? he is essentially a very tall lightweight
>female refs
Why WSOF
I can't wait for Nate to knock that stupid smirk off Michael Jonson's face.
>>64317410
He ignores his fundamentals.
He reminds me of one of my friends who's a boxer. He thinks that just because he has a height and reach advantage in his division he can become great but it takes a lot of work to achieve mastery by itself and then create your own unique fighting style.
Most guys like Struve have it backwards. They want to create their own style without mastering the fundamentals or principles needed to become truly unique.
>>64317410
He doesn't even need to fight like Semmy although that's the best possible solution, anyone who'd stand with him he'd make them gas within the first with the snap kicks.
Just get him to keep distance and bend at the knees so he can line his straights up so he's not winging punches down at an angle. Like, if he did just that with the state of the UFC HW division he'd be top 10 maybe top 5.
>>64317499
If you're a bigger guy sometimes that's all you need. Why learn fundamentals when you have strength and size. I mean look at Tyson Fury. Big strong gypsy motherfucker who can throw a punch and drop some memes. But nowhere near as technical as Chocolatito. Manlet boxers can't get away with fucking up because they don't have any of the natural advantages like Tyson Fury,Joshua, Wilder. Manlets need to be very skilled to fight other manlets. Which is funny because Struve got killed by Manlet Mark Hunt.
>>64317099
He's a walking meme, he simply can't help himself.
>>64316618
i-it was the judges' fault
>>64317410
HWs have issues moving their frame right, having sparring partners, hitting mitts, etc. Struve is so out there his learning curve is hell.
not bad imo senpai
>>64317362
>elbows into the head
>fake
>>64317930
>>64317362
Oh and plus there's no way silva would agree to fake something that makes him look weak
>>64317685
>guy clearly loses a fight
>b-but he should have nicked 3 rounds despite being bullied
pathetic
Anyone else watching WSOF? Herron-Webb attempted a 2nd round fucking gogolplata against Dugulubgov, who's been taking him down all fight
>>64317930
I'm sure Chael can take those to spice up the play.
>>64317962
Money
Also he doesn't look weak if he's elbowing Chale up
>>64317989
Watched it all, knockout aside that's as good as it gets. Lots of fights with takedowns and then nothing after
>>64318008
I'm catching the replay broadcast. Not too exciting, true. The knockout was some one-punch fluke too, went to the guy who'd been slightly losing all fight.
>>64318044
Nah Peralta had been swinging wild for a while, getting counterpunched was always on the menu
>>64318065
Moraes was throwing plenty of haymakers too. Actually, those 2 were like mirrors of each other. I guess it could have gone either way.
>>64318156
Bookies had it pretty much at evens
>Palmer attempting a capoeira kick on Almeida
my sides
why are MMA fighters so bad at boxing?
>>64318295
because they're not boxers
>>64318295
because wrestling/bjj?
it seems like a digital scale would be more accurate than that piece of shit they always use
>>64318295
boxers only need to worry about fists coming towards them, while mma fighters are multitasking like a motherfucker
you can't even throw a spinning back fist in boxing LMAO
>>64317685
Team alpha fail needs to stick together bro
>>64318345
wrestling is the reason they cant slip punch's or throw jabs?
>>64317410
His last two fights were decisions. Also, some guys don't have the necessary fundamentals just because they have length/range over their opponents. I've seen him use his range effectively at times and I've seen him run straight into KO punches. He's inconsistent that way. I wouldn't be surprised if his corner gets frustrated with him every single fight he's in. Oftentimes he either seems to forget his game plan mid-fight or show up without one at all.
>>64318295
Because there's literally not enough time in the day to become elite at every discipline (and not be middle aged already)
I want to bang that chick in the red so hard
>>64318392
im talking about boxing in MMA you twat
>>64318424
my point is that its mixed martial arts, they are learning things other than boxing and also how to defend things other than boxing. Actual boxers dont have to worry about getting taken down and subbed
>>64318452
and i'm saying boxing looks as professional as it does because boxers do not need to multitask like a motherfucker. it's pretty simple.
>>64318456
>>64318481
It's also worth noting that it's harder to be as accurate when striking with 4 oz. gloves.
>>64318481
or maybe it looks professional because they understand basic fundamentals
When will all the fighters go on strike and demand a bigger cut than 15% of the revenue?
Is Reem dropping to LHW?
>tfw i live in a world where tim means isn't ranked
>>64318571
matt brown is the real dirty bird tbhpham
>>64318560
he would still have to cut 38 lbs
>>64318295
Footwork for grappling is almost directly contrary to footwork for boxing
>>64318295
Because MMA is way more than boxing holmes.
Literally everything Guida does is a counter to McGregor. Guida subs McGregor in one round.
>>64318560
>Brock came back from surgery to fight that roided up gorilla on the left who kicked him as hard as he could right in the gut and ended his career.
so its pretty much confirmed mcgregor wants to fight for the 155 title in april, lets fucking hope rda demolishes cerrone within 3 gets out without any injuries so we can witness conors downfall.
JBJ lifting w/ massthetics
http://youtu.be/y19VrjiaQQM
>>64318664
I like you netherlands
>>64318613
Dana would never match mcgobbles with guida lmao
>tfw a fox card will be better than 194
holy fuck I can't wait.
>>64316798
Makes me so upset that Rory doesn't fully embrace himself as The Canadian Psycho. He probably be champ by now.
>>64318560
these rules are going to ruin the sport. heres to hoping rizin turns into something worthwhile
hey /heem/ was banned for 3 days
What did I miss?
>>64318739
Exactly, that's why the UFC isn't running a legitimate sport. It's prize fighting.
>>64318756
>Ronda being ranked on the p4p list should be enough for most to see it's all bullshit
lads im not coping
a week on and i wish 194 was tomorrow again. all that hype, intrigue, etc was giving my life purpose and now ive got nothing
save me conor, god bless.
>>64318771
I know you just started watching mma this year but tomorrow will be a better card fight wise. enjoy it.
>>64318739
Lol...Guida vs. Connor makes no sense and Connor would dismantle him.
He matched Mendes with Connor on 2 fucking weeks notice and Mendes is a far superior wrestler and striker and everything else compared to Guida. Of course Dana wants Connor to win but its pretty evident Dana does not give a shit about protecting him or who he fights.
>>64316479
Paige VanZant takes them down a whole rank
>>64317128
One of the best fighters out of PRIDE. Fucking love the guy.
>>64318787
>Connor would dismantle him.
Casual, please.
>He matched Mendes with Connor on 2 fucking weeks notice and Mendes is a far superior wrestler and striker and everything else compared to Guida.
"Connor" had a full camp albeit preparing for Aldo, Mendes was the one with the 14 day camp.
Guida is elusive, attacks awkwardly and has an unlimited gas tank - he fights nothing like Mendes.
Wait is WSOF on or something?
>>64318787
styles make fights don't forget guida beat pettis and rda. he wrestle fucked pettis the entire fight and pettis has far better bjj than your boy conor does.
>>64318787
mendes won that fight tho
>>64318787
>but its pretty evident Dana does not give a shit about protecting him or who he fights.
>tfw a post on the internet makes you feel good about yourself a little bit
>>64318873
Ikr
I love stupid people so much
>because Guida beat Pettis and RDA it means he'd beat or do well against Conor
You don't seem to understand. Very few posters on here seem to understand what fighting Conor entails. Guida is losing to can Hue's, Mini Mendes (who Conor knocked out) and Gray Maynard in an abortion of a fight. Now losing to Gray should be a red flag. Fighting Conor is a whole other ball game. You take that left, or that life but no only is your career, but also your health is at jeopardy. One hit and POP! you're done. Guida and his D level striking is no match for Conor. I don't even know why he's being brought up. Guida needs to do a lot of work before he can even think of getting a fight against Conor.
>>64317620
Mike Tyson was a manlet btw.
The best boxers to ever live are manlets except for Ali who fought like a manlet even without being a manlet.
Manlet boxing is best boxing, manlet BJJ is best BJJ, manlet kickboxing is best kickboxing.
>>64318891
>Very few posters on here seem to understand what fighting Conor entails.
literally THE casual
>One hit and POP! you're done.
Brandao and Poirier both took numerous shots. Protip: Aldo ran into Conor's fist.
>Guida and his D level striking is no match for Conor
Conor's C- TDD and F- BJJ is no match for Clay desu.
>>64318891
Being subbed by Artemij Sitenkov might be the biggest tell of them all though.
>>64318914
Well they are plenty of fighters ranked below Conor with worse TDD and BJJ so if what you are saying is true, Clay should have no issue rising up in ranks to fight Conor. Keep dreaming, bud.
>>64318919
>>64318891
DO YOU SEE FEAR?
>>64318914
>Brandao and Poirier both took numerous shots.
Lol, probably not the best to cite two guys that got kod in the first.
>>64318914
Clay is the king of lnp desu senpai. But I don't think he can or will be the one to cuck Conor. Frankie.leavehim2me.jpeg
Also.
>The event was a lead-in to the premiere of The Ultimate Fighter 7 on Spike. Instead of scheduling a two-hour program usually set for UFC Fight Night cards, the event was a three-hour broadcast, a change due to a petition from Sherdog Forums and a letter-writing campaign by MMA fans to Spike
>/heem/ will never have enough stroke to have MMA feds move things around
>tfw can't force Rampage to fight Fedor as I saw someone propose
>tfw no Ubereem full roids vs Fedor at Rizin.....yet
>>64318923
>thinking ranking matters at all
The UFC isn't a sport so Clay doesn't have a fair shake.
I'm confused about something. Do I need to have a fightfu to be a true fight fan or not have one at all?
>>64318930
Did they get knocked out in "One hit and POP! you're done"? - Idiot.
>>64318928
I see a man that made Conor quit.
what time do the fight pass fights starts
>>64318937
You honestly believe if Clay beat everyone the UFC put in front of him he wouldn't get a title shot? His issue isn't UFC match making. It's getting choked out in less than a minute.
>>64318923
Conor has defeated one wrestler in his entire career. That wrestler had 14 days to prepare to fight him.
>>64318965
Clay is one of the worst FWs on the roster, but he counter McGoobers style in every single way. Dana has gone out of his way to protect Conor all the way to the top.
>>64318950
12 bongs 45 bings
>>64318970
What does that have anything to do with what I said?
>>64318943
Thug Rose or go home
>>64318989
You assume that Clay is worse than Conor because he is ranked below him. Seriously man, use your head.
>tfw i could headshot every here
>>64318993
That's not what I said. I said they are many fighters with worse TDD than Conor so Clay should have no issues rising in rank. He's having a lot of issues rising in rank in case you're new.
>>64319003
I bet I could take you down.
>>64318943
you don't have to have one
You should post grills though
>>64319004
You missed this:
>>64318979
>>64318979
He literally has no easy match ups left. If you think Clay is the worst opponent for him, you must be on something. Frankie would wreck Clay in a wrestling match.
>>64319013
>You should post grills though
Last time I did that I got banned
>>64319003
get in my guard faggot
>>64319022
I know Clay is a nightmare opponent for him.
>Frankie would wreck Clay in a wrestling match.
This is irrelevant, Conor stylistically matches up better with Edgar than Guida.
who /hype/ for Ngannou?
>>64319022
problem is conor only faced 1 wrestler his entire ufc run, we speculate too much on fights that never happened and probably wouldn't, i think conor knows his limits when picking opponents
>>64319013
That fight had no business being so hot.
>>64319035
Frankie is literally everything Clay is but better. Clay would mindless charge forward and eat counters and body kicks all day while Frankie could actually defend himself.
>le wrestler
conors movement is too good to get taken down
the only reason chad took him down was because conor was having knee problems. he is over that now and is fine.
>>64318613
Can Nadal actually take it? Wasn't he in a break because he had to film some porn scenes
>>64319071
>spinning back kick in the first second of the fight
>knee problems
We have 2 (two) spicy heavyweight bangers tonight.
>>64319084
there is a difference between throwing a kick and having a man try to take you down
>>64319029
Only on my terms
*does an awkward jump off cage*
>>64319093
there is Reem and JDS.
Who else?
>>64319148
Henrique vs Ngannou
Ngannou is a psychical specimen
>>64319148
nganaou and luiz
it should suck
>>64319191
>not being excited for The Bull
>>64319195
>not being in Florida right now, prepping The Bull
>>64319210
I'm starting a hype train for The Bull, wanna join?
>>64319185
>>64319191
>big black frenchman
Do we have our new Kongo?
>>64318769
>not knowing how to use greentext properly
>>64319225
even better my friend, even better
lads, i made a new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94FZqsf4kKY
>>64319265
I thought this was a joke until I searched this guys other videos.
What the fuck
>>64319029
They should've given the split to jacare desu
Updated, weigh ins are official and I want to get this done. After this thread maxes out I'm done taking picks
Main Card:
Rafael dos Anjos vs Donald Cerrone
Junior dos Santos vs Alistair Overeem
Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
Randa Markos vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64319450
Anjos
Dos Santos
Diaz
Karolina
>tfw the only people I know are Overreem, dos santos and nate diaz.
>>64316500
who this? when this?
>>64319450
cerrone
reem
diaz
KK
>>64319043
Only cucks like you
You must be the same brit who thinks Oveereem is a good person.
>>64319043
whats this niggers reach?
>>64319504
about 9.5inches in your gf
>>64319504
10 inch of black dick for your gf
>>64319514
>>64319516
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>Oh you could never heem me Jon
>>64319533
He is right though, if Anthony Johnson couldn't nobody can.
>>64319223
Sure thing.
The Big Boom from Cameroon, the Mainstay from Yaoundé, This Generation's Cheick Kongo, NGANNNOOOOUUUU
>>64319504
yes
>>64319450
I've gone to my local oracle for these picks. They're good ones.
Cerrone
Overeem
Nate 209 Stockton WHAT Diaz
Randa
>>64319546
what the fugg so that's why crows are always cawing
>>64319559
SPOOPY
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Is thee anything more cringe worthy than Joe Rogan's Brazilian Jujutsu shilling? He makes such a big deal of 'exposing' fake martial arts and deriding them for their cult like atmosphere but he does all that with BJJ.
The next time I hear him say that no one has earned a black belt more than a jujitsu guy I'm gonna explode. He makes it sound like rolling around on the floor is the most premiere art of fighting.
sup heemosexuals, how was WSOF?
>>64319450
Cerrone
Two Saints
Diaz
Karolina
>>64319597
But BJJ is one of the greatest martial arts on the planet.
The early UFCs proved that
>>64319601
>world series of decisions
>>64319597
Some things he says about BJJ are true.
For example if you go to a respectable school, you are not getting your blackbelt any time soon. At least 8 years.
That in itself doesn't mean anything, but there are aspects of BJJ that make it a good tool for self improvement.
Hope you enjoyed my blog -Argie Bro.
>>64319625
Hey just wanna say I loved your blog and have subscribed to it
>>64319601
>>64319623
is there there any way to watch them?
>tfw i cant let anyone get close
yum
anyone have the pasta where some anon is new to heem and doesnt understand why we idolize Joe and Schaub and goes on a rant about how other sports dont do that?
>>64319638
>tfw will never be attacked by a patriotic Wanderlei Silva for disrespecting his country
>>64319672
I just started coming to this thread from /mlb/ and came here for the McGregor fight. Is this all a joke? I mean honestly you guys go on about Joe Rogan who isn't even a fighter. He's a commentator. Some stupid podcasts with some comedian and Schaub (I remember watching him on TUF when MMA was on fire). An MMA journalist people dislike for whatever reason. When you watch a game no one talks about Joe Buck. No one in /NFL/ does that. Then you go on about their personalities and diets and how you are stronger and tougher than them.Posters threatening other posters with assault. Why you should be on whoever's team and how you aren't invited because there aren't any invitations. Now I see people discussing which ring girls are hotter. It's bizarre.
>>64319625
what about BJJ and self defense?
it completely ignores the fundamentals which every fight starts standing up.
Japanese jiu-jitsu does not ignore this fact
Watched the weigh-ins and was wondering what does the saying "and new"(thats how i heard it) means.Cerrone said that few times during rogan interview, can somebody explain this?
>>64319450
>All those (You)s
>>64319715
"and new" UFC LW Champion etc
>>64319706
>every fight starts standing up
True but in a lot of self defense situations untrained combatants will usually try to grab a hold of you or dont have any understanding of range and timing which makes closing the distance fairly easy.
My gym acdtually trains a drill specifically for that reason. Crashing into the clinche as your opponent throws a punch. From their you can control and manipulate your opponent and either punish with Knees or take them down and run away.
>>64319715
>and(You)
>>64319698
Kek
Thanks lad
>>64319706
How does it ignore? Most BJJ school teach takedowns of some sort.
There are even wrestling based schools who teach BJJ for wrestlers, for example Firas Zahabi style, from Tristar. Traditional BJJ is not quite the same, i agree, but you can take for example Demian Maia, he takes almost everybody down, including wrestlers, most fighters can't keep up with his takedowns.
Now, one aspect of BJJ which makes it dangerous for the street is falling to the ground and getting kicked in the head while trying to choke some dude. And that's the exact reason you should train standing guillotines like a maniac. If you have some strenght you can choke a dude out in 8 seconds.
Maybe you always have to do some boxing or kickboxing just in case, Nogueira or Vitor style.
Hope you enjoyed my blog post -ArgieBro
>>64319722
got it thanks
>>64319733
Big fan of your blog.
Subscribed.
>>64319733
>Now, one aspect of BJJ which makes it dangerous for the street is falling to the ground and getting kicked in the head while trying to choke some dude.
my BJJ gym always teaches to not actually go to the ground.
BJJ in our gym is used in reverse for self defense. There to defend takedowns, control stand up grappling and to defend ourselves if we do go to the ground. That could mean a slip/trip, being taken down or knocked down. We drill a lot of sweeps and getting back to our feet drills for self defense.
>>64319746
What about stading guillotines and front chokes?
Probably my favourite sub.
>>64319753
For self defense chokes arent focused on because its considered Lethal Force in australia. It could get you into legal trouble if you cant justify it
>be tutor
>was thinking about quitting
>they lengthend my contract till june
what do lads
>>64319763
Point your finger in a direction and run in that direction and don't stop.
>>64319760
lmao what a shit country.
>>64319450
>Donald Cerrone
>Junior dos Santos
>Nate Diaz
>Randa Markos
>>64319760
That's one of the cuckest things i ever heard.
But it's the same in Argentina regarding firearms, you can only kill a robber if they are inside your house, there is no such a thing as self defense with weapon in the street.
>>64319043
look at how blonde and small dude are miring him. That chick is soaking fucking wet and midget could go to war for him. Henrique is nervously flailing his hands and hoping for quick death tonight.
Place your bets, this will be the easiest money ever made
>>64319746
you in sydney senpai? looking to do bjj myself soon
>>64319043
damn that's a nigga right there
>>64319792
I hope he gets heemed to fuck.
>>64319806
you prob. voted for Aldo too didn't you
>>64319811
Yes, but for different reasons.
I want this nigger to get reverse cucked because i'm tired of cucks like you in /heem/
The only husbando of /heem/ is Luke Cockhold.
>>64319780
Though there are ways you can justify it. Like if they threaten you, have a weapon, multiple attackers or if they choke you first.
Like a common self defense drill we run is to escape headlocks since its a common move used by untrained people. So when you have to explain what happened dont say you got headlocked. Say you were being choked. Because its technically true and it gives you a bit more leeway
>>64319798
nah in SA. Its a shame I could have recomended you my gym. its pretty neato
>>64319820
Just because you want something isn't going to make it happen
God dammit, I went to bed early and missed WSOF. Shit.
Any streaming site like crimaz that carries it, or I'm stuck with MMA-torrents?
>>64319854
mmacore prob has it
>>64319820
>The only husbando of /heem/ is Luke Cockhold.
>tfw got sucker punched at a party and just pulled guard until the guy calmed down
>>64319869
>not Sexyama
>>64319792
they have swedish people in finland too?
Go back to Sweden you cuck
>>64319878
He was robbed in his last fight, tbqh. So disappointing.
>>64319867
If they have it, I can't find it. Lots of videos about MMA fighters talking Star Wars, tho'.
>>64319902
Big akiyama fan but he hasnt had a lot of luck.
is this the greatest picture in the history of our sport?
>>64319902
This, so much. I was so sad when that happened.
>>64319930
absolutely, with the engraving on the bottom too
>>64319966
>enrgaving
oh jees I just saw that
>>64319888
what makes you think im swedish?
>>64320000
>being this triggered
>>64316448
>Event starts at 20:30
What a treat
Don't know how I'll handle it though lads, I only have this Android tablet at the moment and it's not ideal for muh streams
can we get this meme "sport" sent to /asp too?
>>64318892
>Manlet kickboxing is best kickboxing
Is that why Semmy Schilt dominated kickboxing for 9 years?
>>64319071
He's gone up against one wrestler who had 14 days to prepare and took him down regardless. He was protected from elite wrestlers until he was forced to fight one because Aldo dropped out.
His ground game is shit. When he loses, it'll be because he'll get lay n pray'd for 5 rounds as the crowd boos. It'll be hilarious.
>>64320104
chad couldn't do anything on the ground and conor defended the take down a number of times too - all this with a busted knee
all we heard prior to the fight was "oh chad is always in shape!!!" and then suddenly when he gets KO'd its "muh two week camp"
Is there a reason for not using digital scale at the weight in?
>>64320147
Digital scales are retarded tho
>>64320121
He wasn't gassed because of his short camp, if Mark fucking Hunt can fight in Mexico off 9 days of prep and not gas Mendes should've been fine. It was the body work that did him in, point is, even while gassed as fuck he took Conor down and held him there as Conor kept asking the ref to stand them up as he looked lost on the ground.
When he loses whether it be next year or the year after or whenever, it'll be to a wrestler. Reminder that GSP didn't ever do shit on the ground. Lay n Pray doesn't require you to do more than the bare minimum.
>>64320147
less accurate
>>64320147
Inaccurate, has to calibrate often.
A simple classic weight scale doesn't get messed up.
Also digital scales look cheapo compared to nice big traditional scales IMHOOOOOOO
>>64320150
he was asking to stand up because chad was just lying on him, trying to regain his breath
i know it was the kicks that winded chad, so why is frankie suddenly immune to those?
if you think dana and co are going to let someone just lay on conor for 5 rounds, you're in for a big surprise.
Post new year's resolutions
mine:
>subscribe to fitepass
>keep it nice and flowy even when things get hectic
>be more playful
>trane mewvment at least 3 times per week
>>64320211
ive tried the fitepass 7 day trial and saw everything i wanted to see, cancelled no munni lost.
>>64319647
what was she thinking
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>64320296
>Legacy ruined in 13 seconds
>>64320211
leave /heem/
>>64320369
He can still Cain Velasquez his career back up
>>64320000
because of your cuck talk, no way you and Simo Häyhä come from the same place, you're a disgrace
>>64320371
Are you hype for Ngannou? Have you been following him? What's his style like?
>>64320371
NGANNOU
G
A
N
N
O
U
what went wrong?
>>64320472
Fame
>>64320472
nothing, she got caught by a lucky kick
Ruthless
Outstanding
Noble
Dreamy
Amazing
>>64319450
dos Anjos Decision
dos Santos KO/TKO Round 1
Johnson Decision
Markos Decision
>>64320504
>Ruthless
>>>>Honest
>Outstanding
>Noble
>Dreamy
>Amazing
>>64320504
>nothing, she got caught by a lucky kick
>lucky kick
here's a (You)
>>64320515
good post
>>64320472
D-level striking and meme coaching
top card tonight lads, and last one of the year.
It's been a fun year heem, and my pleasure
>>64320538
The pleasure is all mine. Besides the fighter's pay issue due to rebook (which delivered great memes), 2015 was an extremely exciting year for MMA.
>tfw still no fitefan gf though
>>64320296
has anyone ever been more heemed in fighting history?
>>64320566
Yes
>>64320538
good year of heems, here's to many more
>>64320472
obesity
>>64318614
Glorious.
will we see UFC at MSG in 2016 now that guy got arrested?
>>64320635
who got arrested?
>>64320644
yes
Will we see Werdum/Ka-heen vs. JBJ in 2016?
>>64320566
See Schaub vs Cro Cop
>>64319450
>RDA
>JDS
>Johnson
>Markos
>>64320644
http://nypost.com/2015/01/30/sheldon-silver-resigns-as-ny-assembly-speaker/
he was the biggest obstacle for mma in new york
Oliveira missed weight? fuuuuuuuuck
that was gonna be submission of the night
>>64320690
noice
>>64316626
It was always a B level "camp". Now it is a c level. They don't even have a coach. It is literally just Faber and his bros renting out a space to trance UFC. None of them have the competence to instruct in striking or Bjj to have fighters from there compete at a high level.
I'll be surprised if team alpha male and the blackzilians are around in 2017.
>>64319450
RDA
JDS
Diaz
KiKi qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUUIQRurdKc
me on the right
>>64320690
>I'm a feminist and I support MMA
>>64320739
The enemy of my enemy and all that
what you up to lads?
>>64320771
doing your mom m8
>>64320771
Watching 189 again.
>>64320771
I just realized that fucking Cerrone will beat RDA.
fml, fuck my bets and fuck my picks.
>>64320771
SFV beta m8
>>64320771
having a headache after having eaten some kebab
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/19/10424858/ufc-on-fox-17-predictions
>he's picking Nate
>>64320784
Lol, what misinformation gave you that realization?
>>64320784
>I just realized that fucking Cerrone will beat RDA.
Ain't happening bruh. Cerrone's a headcase when the pressure is on and stylistically RDA southpaw ain't doing him any favors.
>>64320739
>>64320744
Do you really find that surprising that women would like to see strong men fighting half naked in a cage?
>>64320789
Fuck Windows 10. I can see my stick but I can't input shit. Worked fine for the last beta.
>>64320771
watching starcraft 2 homestory cup put 80 euros on a few matches
Will Ronda be a heavy favorite come july?
>>64320814
take out the 'a' and 'favorite' in that question and you are correct
>>64320801
>>64320797
If I tell you it'll just be perpetuating misinformation. I believe I've got good inside info.
It might be fake, might be badly understood etc, but if I was making picks again I'd switch to Cerrone. Good thing I didn't bet a lot on this card. Tho Nate is probably going to fuck me over before RDA does.
If it turns out true then I'll tell you guys, this way I don't want to seem like one of those >cap my post guys.
>>64320771
My day off. Kickin' back some brews and listening to music before breakfast. A day full of nothing productive.
>>64320823
Coward. Take a stand or just shut the fuck up. You don't want problems with me.
>>64320814
>travis favores this over his wife
>>64320832
Fite me irl fgt
We'll here's my stand then. I think Cerrone will beat RDA. I already made the case for Diaz that will probably going to leave me with my foot in my mouth. So why would I care about my zero (0) reputation that will be left after that fight.
>>64320771
meeting my brother in a few hours to buy christmas presents for my pham
>>64320863
On my way right now. You're going to regret that invitation. Now you're going to be unconscious when RDA heems cowboy, but don't worry, I'll still let you know all about it when you wake up.
>>64320814
>she's a beautiful women
>>64320851
Travis favours Edmond over Jackson WInklejohn so what do you expect?
>>64320876
You'll never get past my jab m8.
Has anybody here seen star wars yet?
>Jose and Honda heem'd back to back
Has there ever been a better month in mma?
>>64320893
>watching space operas
>>64320882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxCbDsaGHY
>>64320893
>@Evansorg
Which one of you is that?
>>64320893
>That second comment
Bloody hell that's brutal
>>64320904
I think Joe is the living proof that marijuana fucks your brain up
>>64320904
>You're a 10
Triggered.
>>64320929
That's not the worst part. The worst part is hogda taking the compliment and actually believing it.
>>64320904
>She's a supermodel and a killer
>>64320904
By clean up he means lose 30-50lbs.
>>64320948
>The worst part is hogda taking the compliment and actually believing it.
this could be about her boxing as well
>>64320948
>>64320956
>/hivemind/
Anyway, her believing that shit is probably one of the factors that laid the groundwork for the Holly KO.
>>64320956
I would but that's because I'm a heterosexual. A rarity on the chan.
>>64320969
>look at me im such a speshul snowflake xdddddddd
>>64320948
>>64320956
>dat hivemind is alive and well
Does anybody else think the majority of /heem/ have absolutely no empathy?
what's the point in the girls for weigh-ins, they just stand in the back with the fakest smiles you know they're only there to catch a check. I'm sure they were there in the beginning to make weigh-ins that more intriguing, but shits so stale and awkward now, they're too clothed in the end..so they're pointless now..i'd tell Dana to stop paying these whores just to smile and be awkward
>>64320977
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>wearing 1.5lb underwear to a weight-in
>>64320987
Nah I don't because I know /heem/ is love and /heem/ is life
Truly
>tfw Aaron is what Phil is for Susan
>ywn hit on traveller pikey girls with Aaron
>ywn get surrounded by blood thirsty pikeys who want to kill you because you tried to pick up their women
>ywn brawl your way out with Aaron by your side throwing deadly meme techniques
JDIMS
>>64320969
>because I'm a heterosexual
Because you're American, I'm guessing she's skinny by your standards.
>>64321007
That didn't work at Stalingrad though
>>64320987
leave me alone I'm /just existing/ in my own way
>>64320904
The better clip is when Joe's talking to Cowboy about how hot Ronda is and Cowboy says she's ugly or something to that effect
>>64321011
Not really, but she's definitely fuckable. I've boned heavier chicks than her.
>American as fuk
>>64321024
So are all the of the fighters and people that get shit on regularly in these threads.
>"Be the change you want to see in the world" -Jon Jones
>>64321036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjTHLNMAWfw
>>64321007
who the fuck is aaron
>>64320987
No. It's just very (very) selective in their empathy.
If JJ stubbs a toe /heem/ will give more fucks than if Hogda got diabetus.
>>64321007
Why would you ever pick up pickey women?
>>64321053
Gotta love Cowboy.
>>64319450
Rafael dos Anjos
Junior dos Santos
Nate Diaz
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64321093
>serbia taking over
Kladićeš se?
How do we get Conor and Nate Diaz fighting for a title?
>Cowboy and Nate win tonight
>Conor beats Cowboy at 200 while Nate triangles Tony Ferguson on the prelims
>Conor vs Nate for 155 title?
This card is going to be so much fun
Event: UFC 195: "Lawler vs. Condit"
Date: Sat., Jan. 2, 2016, on pay-per-view (PPV)
Location: MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada
UFC 195 PPV Main Event:
170 lbs.: UFC Welterweight Champion Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit
UFC 195 PPV Co-Main Event:
265 lbs.: Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic
UFC 195 PPV Main Card (10 p.m. ET):
170 lbs.: Kelvin Gastelum vs. Kyle Noke
170 lbs.: Lorenz Larkin vs. Albert Tumenov
145 lbs.: Diego Brandao vs. Brian Ortega
UFC 195 FOX Sports 1 "Prelims" (8 p.m. ET):
135 lbs.: Masanori Kanehara vs. Michael McDonald
115 lbs.: Nina Ansaroff vs. Justine Kish
155 lbs.: Drew Dober vs. Scott Holtzman
155 lbs.: Tony Sims vs. Abel Trujillo
UFC 195 Fight Pass "Prelims" (6:30 p.m. ET):
145 lbs.: Joseph Duffy vs. Dustin Poirier
135 lbs.: Joe Soto vs. Michinori Tanaka
170 lbs.: Edgar Garcia vs. Sheldon Westcott
>>64321054
An irish heemster who posted a screenshot with his info just like Phil did, Susan.
>>64321075
t-to experience something with Aaron that strenghtens our friendship. It's also a funny story to remember that could brighten up our grappling and vidya sessions
>>64321117
Damn, Dana must be pissed at Joe and Dustin lmao
>>64321117
7/10
Main, Co-main and Duffy/Poirier will be great. Not sure about the rest.
>>64321133
why do so many gays have that same face?
>>64321109
Conor's 155 debut will be in April m8
I can't really imagine RDA giving a shit at all about Conors antics
He seemed so calm at that press conference where Conor was shit talking everyone, like he didn't even understand him
>ywn stay up all night filling in coloring books with Aaron
jhmims
>>64321133
Ok, so who the fuck is Aaron and why are you being a gay version of Susan?
>>64321117
>Michael McDonald returns
>Brian Ortega returns
>>64321133
are you pretending to be gay
who is the biggest American fan favourite in the UFC now? Who would get the loudest cheers
>>64321161
>Ok, so who the fuck is Aaron and why are you being a gay version of Susan?
You can literally read about Aaron in the post you replied to. I'm just pretending to be homo, no homo
>>64321185
>pretending to be mentally ill
>>64321117
>Duffy/Poirier
>Brandao/Ortega
>Arlovski/Miocic
>Robbie/Carlos
thisshitberealgoodfam
>>64321117
The whole maincard is a bangfest
>>64321188
>not pretending to be mentally ill
>>64321117
>Kyle Noke
who is this goof and why is he on the maincard
>>64321190
And tumenov vs Larkin
Looking at the card and I have no idea what will be FOTN because there is so much potential
Do they fight when its that time of the month?
>>64321141
Or he really wants people to buy fight pass
>>64321133
Do you have it in you to keep this gimmick up?
>>64321220
Paige says it makes her a better fighter because she is more aggressive.
>>64321102
Invazija
Zaboravio tokom nedelje a u selu sam za slavu tako da nemam kome da poklonim pare ovog vikenda.. jbg
>>64321227
But the leakage has to be a issue, no?
>>64321227
looks like she was having her period out of her face
>>64321230
Sveti Nikola, a? E srećna slava.
Ja sam stavio u Meridianu 500 na RDA/JDS/MJ.
>>64321211
*flicks jab at you*
Have you not seen UFC 193?
*loads up on snapping front kick to the liver that would shut down your whole body in a split second*
Back off, before I pack your shit, boy!
>>64321242
kek
will khabib /smash/ conor? yes or yes?
what happened to brittney palmer? she looks like a reptile
>>64321245
Hvala burazeru, Kolki je dobitak? jos uvek nisam desifrovao americke kvote +600 -neki kurac nesto
srecno sa tiketom, jedino me brine diaz tu
>>64321273
Sure, if he gets him down
>>64321273
Conor's hands are bigger than Kuckbib's head. Conor smash him.
>>64321273
Why can't he stay healthy?
tfw you are 6'1 and the most widely recognized heavyweights are just under 6ft and 6'1
feels fantastic my mandems.
>>64321273
His approach is singular and his movement is stiff and basic.
McGOAT would KO him inside 2
>>64321292
if conor punched khabibs knee the shit would shatter and if the fight wasn't stopped conor would proceed to smash his brains in. khabib is so overrated it's unbelievable
who /slylockfox/ here
>>64321292
conor does typical fag bodybuilding tricks in photos to look bigger, his fist is closer to the camera so it appears bigger.
>>64321273
It would be interesting to see who takes the first back step. Here's the thing, Khabib doesn't afraid of anything and leave his chin wide open. Obviously once he gets his hand on Conor it's all over, but khabibs striking style is absolutely wild and you never know if Conor is going to tag him with the right shot. Khabib would almost certainly smash him though.
>ywn meet this German poster irl and heem the living bratwurst out of him
>>64321329
Nah. Conor was blessed with gorilla arms and fists, if you look properly his hand isn't all that much closer to the camera than khabibs. It is slightly though.
>>64319450
I'd like to change one of my picks, Markos for Karolina. It's the top one (edgar knee) on the 8th column
>>64321292
If Khabib hugs Conor the fight is over. Khabib's game is hug -> pick up his opponent -> takedown and he has never lost a fight.
>>64321281
Pišanje, oko 1100. E ni ja baš, ali ugl ako je - onda je favorit, ako je + onda je underdog, a što su dalje od nule to je veća razlika. Jednostavnije je gledati kod njih, jer se samo odnosi na ulog x kvota = isplata, ako ne grešim.
E znam, ovde sam stavio Diaza, ali sam se usrao kada sam sastavljao pa asm stavio MJ-a. Sada razmišljam da odem i stavim Cerrone/JDS/Nate za 100.
Jako bi voleo da Nate dobije.
>>64321292
t rex reach does not matter when you are sambo king
>>64320371
(ngannou)
>>64320512
oh shit i'm sorry
>>64321292
Jesus Khabib would annihilate Conor
>>64321425
i'm surprised khabib hasn't been knocked out or seriously rocked and finished yet, probably because he fights once a century, his striking is cringey
>>64321292
As much as I like Conor, he does not want to fly air "Eagle".
>>64321347
I wish I could fly to canada so I could spit in your fucking face.
>>64321409
>those shoes
:^)
>>64321374
I ja navijam za Diaz-a i deluje da je u super kondiciji ali tolko dugo nije pokazao pravu formu ima sanse i da ga MJ izblamira, bice dobro vece Fajtova.
Ngannou HW champ 2017
Last time I was this excited for a debuting HW was Erokhin.
>>64321450
Khabib is just a male version of Ronda
Which two fighters should breed other than Rockhold and Holly?
>>64321450
because he sambofucks everyone to the point of exhaustion, when they get the chance to strike their arms have turned into jelly
>>64321496
Sage and Colbey
>>64321496
Randa and Beriush
>>64321484
only english allowed here
>>64321496
Sage and gabi Garcia
>>64321496
Schaub and Joanna would produce the GOAT.
>>64321527
>those tits
hnnggg
>>64321492
Feels great being alive in the Ngannou era
>>64321496
Roy Nelson and Sarah Kauffman
>>64321527
manface
>>64321484
Pa to. Od 2012 nije pokazao ništa bitno. Protiv Bensona je bukvalno samo došao po ček. Nate treba to get his shit together i mislim da može da odradi ono što je odradio protiv Cerronea.
>>64321527
The new reebok sports bras are the worst part of the reebok deal.
>>64321492
>Last time I was this excited for a debuting HW was Erokhin.
Oh, shit. You're now aware at the horrible robbery in the Gonzaga vs. Erokhin fight and you're flipping the bitch switch that that fight won't even be considered FOTY.
>>64321495
Ronda prefers throws to take you down. Throws are easily avoided if you have decent TDD. Khabib comes straight at you and grabs you around the torso, picks you up and wrestlefucks you to death.
>>64321548
Does that mean you're into her?
>>64321560
I thought the same at yesterday's weigh ins...
>>64321548
>>64321562
I know senpai, it was like the Robbie/Rory 2 of the HW, surpsingly technical, fast paced and brutal.
>>64321568
he has some great throws as well. I was just b8ing desu
>>64321579
We'll never see Cat shopping for skimpy bikinis that show off her beautiful fat pussy on embedded again.
>>64321606
Hopefully Erokhin will work on his scrambles and mewment and will come back to seriously fuck.people.up.
His striking and cardio are M A D.
>>64321630
I heard Conor brought him in to mimic Aldo
>>64321617
They need to study those Dagestani people. It's like they have old man strength their whole life.
>>64321528
Dont you already know like 5 languages over there?
Just learn my language too, and stop being a bitch homie
>>64321454
You know I would literally heem you if you did some silly shit like that. LITERALLY heem you.
>>64321528
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER WHAT
>>64319902
Nope, the second(?) round should have been was a 10/8 anyways
>>64321617
God damn I love that trip.
I want to put money on Nigannou but I fear he has no skills
>>64321665
You think I would just stand there and let you heem me?
>>64321692
and probably no gas tank
>>64321665
You could never heem me.
>>64321653
and synthesize their essences into a new drug... Dagestranolone
What time does the main card start bros?
>>64321747
1am
>>64321747
a little over 10 hours away
>>64321747
ngannou
>I could Twister every here
Feels good
>>64321786
ok, you bring the Twister mat and I'll bring the baby oil
>>64321786
I'd like to see you try saying that to my face if we're both wearing a gi u grappling memester
hey pussy you still there?
Is COndor ducking Francis?
>>64321934
I'm here. You are just the fakest person! I actually admire that you can be this fake and when the shitposting comes on you can just change. You're like a chameleon! It's awesome! It's unbelievable!
>>64321952
He is trying to fight RDA, doubt he is ducking anyone
>>64321957
Thank you
>>64319450
Cowboy
Overeem
MJ
KK
>I came into this promotion as a two weight world champion
Man the Jon Jones/Dc interview will never get old it's the bane posting of /heem/
>>64319450
RDA
JDS
Nate
Rhanda
>>64316563
He should be huge.
Like Vigo from Ghostbusters huge.
>>64321962
>acts oddly friendly to Frankie in that conference
>wanted to fight Mendes instead of Frankie
>now that he won the title he wants no part of Edgar, and wants to move up without a single title defense
es not normal
>>64319450
RDA
JDS
Johnson
Markos
>>64322070
People also forget, that he said he would only fight for the title at LW if Cerrone beats RDA. He made up a bullshit reason ('RDA dusn't provide dese numbers") but everyone knows the real reason for him not wanting to fight is RDA would grapplefuck him into a living potato.
What went wrong?
>>64322236
never meme before you heem
>>64321974
I wish they would let me into the UK so I could spit in your face.
>>64322236
Something something race mixing something not my boy
>>64322318
You could never spit in my face Tyrone
>>64322266
Disgusting nose
>>64322266
Our mainstream news media portal reported on this (yay serbia I suppose) with the headline:
>SHE RECOVERED: After a brutal beating, the UFC beauty shines again (PHOTO)
>mfw
>>64322266
Her smile and optimism: remains
>>64322266
>this is a 10/10 in the Yuh Eh Say
UFC London Feb 27th on fight pass
Conor McGregor (c) vs Frankie Edgar
Donald Cerrone (c) vs Anthony Pettis
Michael Bisping vs Gegard Mousasi
Tom Breese vs Keita Nakamura
plus Mike Wilkinson, Norman Parke, Brad Pickett, Davey Grant and Arnold Allen
The winners of the two title fights headline UFC 200 for the lightweight belt
>>64322266
should have cut her hair
Why does the UFC hire so many muscular skinheads?
>>64322266
>#goodgenetics
>>64322411
and the debut of London's favourite, CM Punk!
>>64322266
Imagine having a girlfriend that did MMA, people would think you were a domestic abuser with her walking around like that
>>64322481
I've only had 2 serious girlfriends and I hit them anyway
>>>/tv/63825892
Next English champion is coming lads
>>64319450
Cerrone
Dos Santos
Diaz
Markos
This is on BT Sports right? I'm not watching the fucking FOX commercials.
>>64322556
yes m8
>>64321924
My reverse de la riva and wormguard are elite plus Brits genetically can't wrestle. You will be an easy tap Nigel
https://www.instagram.com/p/_ePpCyoCA8/
>>64322599
I've been trained by de la riva himself, i'll reap your knee for shits and giggles Brandon.
what the fuck is gluten?
>>64322541
Living on the edge
>>64322663
Nigel I can't wait to sneak up when you are praying towards Mecca to slip in my hooks, roll you in The Truck then slip in the modified arm triangle a la Jacare.
>>64322673
a meme to sell more expensive food
>>64322739
>>64322739
>>64322739
>>64322739
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
500
>>64322599
lol I don't need wrestling, all I need is a gracie lunging double into guard pull to get your worthless ass to the ground. then it's my territory
>>64321310
honestly this
Look at Khabib's record. He ragdolled RDA once who is not the same fighter and everyone else is a scrub
>>64319450
Cerrone
JDS
Johnson
KK
P.S I just pick the names I like the sound of
>>64319450
RDA
JDS
Diaz
Kowlakakfhxjsj
>>64321203
Where can I get more of this? Askking for a friend who's interested in learning some basics....
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