>move to Barcelona at the age of 21, supposed to be the next Batistuta
>marry some literal whore
>cheat her with his maid
>the maid blackmails him
>after paying her lot of money she still tells his wife
>wife divorces him and takes most of his money and the children custody
>ex wife marries his best friend
>his ex-new-husband is younger, richer, better looking and a better player than him
>that guy rises your kids and they call him "daddy"
Is there a more pathetic professional athlete?
Totti
Rooney
Penaldo
>>64311043
What's Totti done to upset you? You should be kissing that great man's feet.
>>64311010
Hey, I remember that guy, he played in our league for a now ded club FC Moscow after leaving Barça
Can't find anything about the maid part though, from all the news stories it seems he just got cucked out of the blue
>>64311139
muh loyalty babby
>>64311010
At least he's really white, and not Argentine "white".
>>64311043
>>64311320
super ass mad nazio or rube supporter detected
The joke will ultimately be on Icardi though.
Why do footballers get married so young?
>>64311395
They start banging a ho, she 'accidentaly' gets pregnant and since they tend to be millionaire retards paid to kick a ball around they decide to get married
>>64311426
Yeah most of them are rather uneducated.
>>64311367
This desu, the kid is being manipulated.
>>64311345
> lopez
> white
