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My Face When The Philadelphia Eagles Win the Superb Owl
Edition
SEA:Bryce Brown expected to get 1st crack for SEA
IND:Hasselbeck probable for Week 15 vs. Texans
BUF:Charles Clay (back) ruled out Week 15 vs. WSH
JAC:T.J. Yeldon (knee) listed doubtful for Wk 15
STL:Case Keenum rolls in win over Buccaneers
STL:Tavon stars with 2 TDs in Thursday night win
NE:Julian Edelman practices again on Thursday
STL:Report: Jeff Fisher, GM Snead safe for 2016
MIA:Jarvis Landry (knee) not practicing Thursday
CHI:Alshon (calf/illness) not practicing Thursday
CAR:Greg Olsen (knee) back at practice Thursday
JAC:Bradley: 'Too soon' to rule out T.J. Yeldon
>be american
>get shot
CHIEFS
>>64308170
>Finland
lol. i would make fun of your country, but what's the point. you're the nordic niggers
waiting all weekend for Sunday night
>>64308158
>STL:Report: Jeff Fisher, GM Snead safe for 2016
>>64308200
how do the Eagles stop Palmer from dragoning all over our secondary, familamadingdong?
>>64308170
>Be Finnish
Really all I need to say, there
The Raiders will beat the packers on Sunday
Cap this post
>After all the laughs made at the expense of the Eagles, after all the EDP rages, after both of the 45-point games, after all the generally embarrassing losses, after all the drama, the Philadelphia Eagles still have a legitimate chance at the playoffs
I don't even hate the Eagles and that shit makes me angry. That division is so fucking garbage that it shouldn't be possible.
>>64308439
Seriously? The NFCS was worse last year.
>>64308388
you aren't even making that bold of a statement
>le cap this post meme
>>64308439
after all the wild offseason bullshit, this was the only possible outcome
>tfw a week 15 game for us is actually meaningful and not a rest-all-players game
This is gonna be good when the Houspic Texicans come in having hope and then fall to 0-14 (zero wins and fourteen losses) all-time in Indy
>>64308509
fuck you
go eat a bag full of unshaven dicks and pubes
don't ever reply to one of my posts again
>>64308170
>be finnish
if male
>get cucked
if female
>get raped
>>64308158
And win it over the Steelers
>>64308545
make me :^)
>>64308564
FUCK YOU
STOP REPLYING YOU LITTLE SHIT
I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Which general are >we using?
>>64308635
this one is older and has more posts
problem is, no one linked it in the last thread.
Have you ever trembled in fear?
>>64308737
Yeah, I trembled in fear at the earthquake your fat ass caused by walking from your mom's boyfriend's house to McDonald's
>implying philly is going to make the playoffs
Come on, it's obvious to everyone that two time NFC offensive player of the week Kirk Cousins is going to win the owl.
>Having black wide receivers
Teams still do this?
>>64308777
Quality trips
Post your team and an image that sums up how you feel about your season so far.
>Dolphins
>>64308975
>giants
>>64308975
>49ers
>>64308975
>chargers
>>64308975
>puckers
>0% chance to win the owl
>will have a draft spot 22+
Every year
>>64308975
>Texans
>>64308158
>iggles
>winning the owl
>ever
>>64308975
>redskins
>>64308975
>>64308975
>iggles
>>64308975
Steelers
>>64308975
>cowboys
Go Jags! I have faith in the Toxins beating out the Clots.
>brady missing practice due to illness
signs of worry?
>>64309178
The clots are winning the division and there's nothing you can do about it
Enjoy rooting for a London team
>>64308975
Eagles
>>64308975
Bills
Always this pic, every season
>>64309182
Nope he always sits out on bye weeks like these
>>64309182
They're resting him. Maybe we'll get to see garrapoGOAT finally.
Not saying the Busc should've won that game, but why are there no flags here?
>>64308190
get on board, familia. we're off to the owl.
>Tom Brady out sick today
>>64309281
why would there be bitch nigga
>>64309281
I wish Winston was a Dolphin.
>>64309281
He's a rookie. Cam and Wilson don't get those calls either.
If it were Brady or Palmer there would've been a late hit and then another for the scuffling.
>>64309182
Guys
What if he caught the Collins bug?
>>64309182
>implying Brady won't just have his "flu game"
>>64309345
>against the fucking Titans
>>64308190
>get 5 seed
>7-9 colts get 4 seed
>Chiefs should absolutely overpower the colts on paper
>Le Every Colts/Chiefs playoff game in the last 20 years Face
>Evan Engram returning to school
lel this upcoming TE class is gonna be shit
>Cox, Logan, Jenkins, Lane, Ertz, and Kiko are all FAs in 2017
welp, looks like Bradford is a goner. there's just not enough money to go around
>>64309336
And another for the helmet to helmet which is what Jameis was yelling at the refs about
>>64308439
>yfw the iggles only need to win the games against the Jints and Redskins to make the playoffs
>>64309209
Put your trip back on Lucky Cucky.
>>64309517
fuck that, I'm a coltsanon and I hate that guy, just like all non-autists on here hate the tripshits that are fans of their team
G-go puckers...
>>64309281
it's a clean hit. ball left his hand less than 1/4 a second after he got hit. It's not a helmet to helmet. Pretty clean all around.
Jameis got up and started bitching so the rams players told him to shut the fuck up basically so the refs let it up.
Jameis don't like being hit by big guys. He's a bitch like that. In college a big guy hit him he went to shit. He's huffle puff.
>>64309178
>you
>not ded
The Packers are going to win Super Bowl 50
>>64309564
Alive and well. Glad to be back here Anon.
>>64309053
Shut up you can't complain because the packers won a super bowl recently ish.
>>64309618
not real sneak leave
>>64309587
>not a first round exit
>as usual
It's like you don't know
>>64309629
It's the real one I recognize the tripcode
So guys, how would you feel if the pats let the jets win so the steelers dont make the playoffs?
lmao I so called Peyton manning faking the injury for the rest of the year since the first game he sat out
Lmao
>>64309694
I'm fine with it
Steelers fans are far more annoying than jest fans
>>64309679
the Packers will get red hot, win out and cuck the Seahawks in the NFCCG on there way to being Super Bowl 50 champions
literally cap this post because its gonna happen
>>64309694
the patriots should lose 5 first round picks if they lose desu
>>64309694
I would much prefer the Steelers in the playoffs, they are the better team and deserve a shot. The AFC would be stronger for it in the SB
>>64309720
>I so called Peyton manning faking
Sean said that, not you
>>64309786
Uugh you're right
Why can't I be as smart as him >.<
>>64308975
High fives all around
>>64309803
Since he's dead, you could surpass him in intelligence
>>64309786
Mayo IS sean
>>64309826
OH I have a sneaking suspicion he's still around ;)
>>64309931
Fuck you sean
>>64309948
Fuck off Sean
>>64309915
>Mayo and Sean
>same person
One of them believed in the Pats since the preseason. The other gave up once the Seahawks won the nfccg
>>64308975
>eagles
>>64309948
I was right about Malcom Brown btw
Faggit
>>64308336
break his knee desu
>>64309931
> sneaking suspicion
Heh.
>>64309997
Fuck off loser no one likes you bandwagoner
>>64309931
I bet he's smiling down on us in heaven
>tfw everyone misses him ;_;
>>64310018
I have a feeling he miiiight still be here ;););)
SERIOUS QUESTION, NO MEMES ALLOWED
Literally HOW do you stop the 2016-2017 Dallas Cowboys?
It cant be done
>>64310011
leave sneak alone :<
there is nothing wrong with a Floridian native supporting a Wisconsin team
>>64310035
the same way they were stopped this year, slam Romo down on that left shoulder senpai
Zeke when????????
>>64310035
Dez is shit now and Tony will probably get hurt again
>>64310035
>NO MEMES ALLOWED
>posts pic of Romo
Stop breaking your own rules
>>64309694
If they both win out the steelers make it on tiebreaker.
LITERALLY HOW CAN YOU STOP THIS?
>healthy Tony Romo
>healthy Dez Bryant
>cowboys get the #1 overall draft pick and draft elite RB for their elite OL
>Get shutdown corner Scandrick back
>sign Greg Hardy to dirt cheap extension for pennies on the dollar
>Randy Gregory, Byron Jones, and Lael Collins our 3 1st round draft picks get even better
>elite defense led by the most intelligent and best LB the NFL has seen, Sean Lee
2016-2017 is the Cowboys year and if you cant see that then you dont know SHIT about football
>>64310033
I know a part of Sean in all of us, but all the parts won't create a new Sean ;_;
>>64310061
>ohio state rbs
>urban meyer rbs
memes aside zeke's not gonna fall to you in the late 2nd round
>>64310107
>using the #1 overall pick on a RB
>>64310130
Its literally the only weakness this team has, after this they are literally stacked at every position, you literally cant stop us after we get an elite RB, we could only have 1 draft pick in this entire draft and wed still be the best team in the nfl
>>64310110
>>64310110
Behold, it is I, Sean! I've been posing an masquerading as an albertan negro patriots bandwagoner all day and no one was the wiser
>>64310107
romo is getting old, friend
>>64309694
do you want some shekels
>>64310176
>fatherless negro
>pretending to be the great Sean
>>64310185
He didnt play the first few years, he was on the bench so hes still fresh and behind that OL he has 5-10 years left(10 considering technology and medical advancements will make him healthier)
>>64310176
hi sean
>>64310107
Cowboys went like 0-7 without Romo. If the rest of the team is so good they should have won at least one of those games, but they didn't. And no, not every team they faced in the stretch was elite. Giants suck. Eagles suck. Buccaneers suck. Saints suck. Falcons are frauds. They should just by chance beat one of them if the team is what you say. They aren't that good. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
>>64310326
We only lost games because Dez was hurt and out and insane refball
Thats like saying if a top QB in the NFL like Tom Brady got hurt and some idiot like Matt Cassell replaced him then the pats could still win, NO, even if the rest of the team is good they cant win without their superstar QB
>>64310213
just like bradys kid when he left his knocked up actress gf.
>>64310360
Top banter lad
>>64310363
why is Brady such a scumbag?
other elite qbs like Peyton, Eli and Brees married there waifu.
even Rodgers uses protection with his trophy wife
>Doug Kyed @DougKyed 6m6 minutes ago
>Tom Brady is questionable to play Sunday with an illness.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64310360
I stopped reading your reply after refball. Such a lame and invalid excuse
>>64310434
they're playing against the fucking Titans so it won't matter even if he doesn't play (he will)
>>64310426
>even Rodgers uses protection with his trophy wife
I just read a daily reminder on their twitter account that they have lots and lots of sex
>>64310437
maybe it sounds like a valid excuse to you if you have ref-privilege that always help your team win, youre probably a fuckin packers fan so you dont know what real ref oppression is, try being a cowboys fan, its VERY real
>>64310451
They already stated he's playing, just not practicing today due to illness
>>64310451
Mariotoma > Ted Brodly
>>64310434
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE
>>64310468
invalid*
>>64310434
christ they're fucked, Garop is trash
>Doug Kyed @DougKyed 10m10 minutes ago
Patriots
OUT
Freeny, Martin
DOUBT
Edelman
QUES
Brady, McCourty, Chandler, Chung,High, Kline, Slater
PROB
Dola, Coleman, Gronk, Jones, Stork
Jesus.
>Patriots have the 2nd most people on IR, behind only the Ravens.
And people want to complain "EVERYBODY ELSE HAS INJURIES THOUGH"
What does Cam need to do to lose the MVP?
>>64310515
stop being black
>>64310505
lol, pat fans wouldn't have even won the owl if seattle's secondary wasn't hurt last year
>>64310515
Nothing
He'll lose it anyway
>>64310468
Not a cheese fan, but now I'm laughing at the concept of ref privilege
Thanks to you I now imagine some one telling me to check my ref privilege at the door. And calling me cis fan scum because I can route for the team in the city I was born.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/new-york-lawyer-files-deflate-gate-brief-accusing-nfl-of-fraud-143857648.html
http://thewhitebronco.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Deflategate-Amicus.pdf
You think Brady will ever file a libel suit?
>>64310549
Their entire secondary was healthy. Then they lost Lane. You want to fucking tell me Lane was the reason they lost?
Here's something for you to remember:
Hightower needed the same surgery as Earl thomas, Sealver Siliga had surgery immediately after the game, Stork played on a bum knee the entire game and had to take periodic rests during the game because of it, Ayers fucked his knee and needed the same medical attention during the game because of it, and Edelman literally got his head fucked during the game.
>The Entire LOB
Sherman and Chancellor did not even need the medical treatment following the game our guys did, most of that was BS especially Sherman because Sherman was never even fucking targeted more than once during the game. Lane and Avril and Thomas were significant injuries, the others no.
They were even with the Pats, if not lesser than.
>>64310505
>>64310515
the sjws already have him penciled in
he would have to be caught in his room late at night smoking weed while beating his brown gf and hanging a confederate flag on the wall
>>64310555
trips confirm black people are not real people
>>64310588
excuses excuses, if the pats are so great then they can win with injuries
>>64310590
Brown dwarf trans girlfriend, just to be safe
Why is Winston a >nigger for doing this but when Brady does it, or Brees has to ignite his defense, it's OK?
If Winston's not going to light the special teams up after they fuck up, who else is? Lovie Smith? Leslie Frazier? Koetter?
>>64310604
They have been tho
And they won the Owl with injuries too
:^)
>>64310610
I don't see the big deal
I'd be mad too if I was on the Bucs
>>64310616
yeah against teams with even more injuries than they did
let me know when the pats beat a real team in the owl (;
stay salty
>>64310610
But everyone was praising Winston for that though
UNLIMITED
POWER
>>64310610
tbqh with you Joe I actually like that Winston cares how his team was doing.
A lot of rookie QBs are limp-wristed little bitches that just tucker down and don't care.
He obviously does, which is a good thing. And they seem to be taking it in stride too, so something tells me they listen to him.
I mean, they almost did comeback at the end of the game.
>>64310566
If you dont think ref privilege exists then its because you have ref privilege and youre blind to it, cowboys and patriots fans know damn well ref privilege is real.
>>64310610
>Lovie Smith
>Leslie Frazier
>Koetter
the only way this coaching staff could get even less ballsy is if they added Jim Caldwell
>>64310626
I agree the Seahawks are frauds
>>64310143
Y'all niggas need a run stopping safety
Trade back from pick 1 for a 1 and a 2
Grab a big strong runs stuffing safety with pick like 21 and with the 32 grab henery or Elliot
>>64310631
what did he mean by this?
>implying this isnt happening
>>64310644
I want Elliot, fuck Trent Richardson 2.0
>>64310610
The only ones actually upset are closet racists that write letters to QBs like Cam Newton because his TD dances "upset their daughters"
Angry black men scare some people.
>>64309557
>it's OK to just randomly start shoving the opposing team's QB while he's talking to the refs if you don't like what he's saying
You don't even try to be objective.
>>64310648
Touchdowns, anon. So many touchdowns.
>>64310667
>BLACK players get mad at Cam for dancing after every decent play
>ESPN: Why are white people getting mad at Cam Newton?
>>64310631
>>64310684
Are the Rams elite??
>>64310637
I'm a philthy iggles fan. So I have no idea what any type of favorable action towards my team would feel like.
And inb4 I'm just cowboy hating... I really don't. I think the cowboys will be good next year and are miles ahead of the eagles, and they'll probably own the nfc East until Romo's back finally gives out for good (2-3 years maybe?) I just don't think they are in an unbeatable elite status. They'll go 10-11 wins per year, could even get a bowl of lucky
>>64310688
http://www.totalprosports.com/2015/11/17/upset-tennessee-mom-writes-to-cam-newton-my-daughter-saw-your-pelvic-thrusts/
But I'm sure this Tennessee woman has written to Aaron Rodgers for his discount double cuck before though.
>>64310654
Who you got as Carolina's loss?
the Gnats and their dank meme?
>>64310688
>equating that post with the 10 salty black players that can't take a QB celebrating a TD all to drive your le media are cucks meme
>>64310715
>implying its a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0BNlqQc3p4
>>64310713
as long as he doesnt make any meme catches in the game the giants can pull it off.
meme catches=loses
>>64310702
I fuckin wish. If we can get an OLine together and even a serviceable starting QB, then maybe. We were fucked hard by trying to roll with Bradford for so long, and now there are no real QB prospects to nab from the draft or the league this offseason.
I'll be damned if I don't love watching this team when they do well, though.
>>64310709
She did actually, they just didnt report it because they cant race bait with it
>>64310709
If this serious? Or an onion article?
>>64308617
(^:
ITT: Unstoppable Forces
>>64310742
Jeff Fisher's bloodlust for QBs has no deterrent, even his own QBs aren't safe
>>64310749
It's actually completely serious. Like you can google it if you want to.
>>64310730
>recognizing that there are pockets of abundant racism in the world is being a cuck
I don't get this. You'd on 4chan where expression is uninhibited and racism is everywhere. Why do you continue to deny it.
>>64310748
Racist or not, people need to grow up and quit getting their feelings hurt by a little 5 second celebration. These guys are young, amped and competitive. Let them have fun.
>>64310748
Got any proof, racist?
>>64310780
but muh athletes should be role models for muh chilluns to emulate
>>64310748
>even though I've no evidence it totally happened bro I swear
>>64310654
>implying the Chefs won't take the AFCW
>people are getting mad about TD celebrations again
Ochocinco's old celebrations makes Newton look like he's reading Shakespeare
>>64310839
That was before the wave of PC culture though. Now everybody is offended by everything. Fuck this generation.
>>64310797
So children can't celebrate success either, then? Friggin new age parenting, I swear to god. It's facism.
>>64310742
>yfw Donald, Tavon, and Gurley are gone before they have a good Oline and QB
>>64310839
William Gay's celebration was great
>>64310902
STOP THIS STUPID BROSHIP SHIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64310902
>elite pass rusher
>6.5 sacks
>>64310902
>Fletcher Cox over Ziggy
>>64310906
I like to think he's still celebrating
>>64310877
Of course they can't celebrate success they'll hurt feelings of those who failed
and how will the parents be able to convince their kids that participation trophies mean something when that happens
>>64310921
>implying the new Rams/Lions broship isn't the most ride or die in the NFL
It's us against the League, son.
>>64310921
/broshipped/
>>64310934
pick two cox is elite deal with it
>>64310942
there's only room for 3 slots unfortunately
otherwise i'd have some broncos/chiefs/lions/cincinnati etc.
there are a lot of elite pass rushers out there but this broship is for these elites
>those 4 weeks the Vikings thought they were a good team
>>64311104
>Packers think they're a good team
>>64311104
>>64311134
>NFC North
>>64311053
Those guys literally have more than double the amount of sacks he has
He isn't elite homer scum
>>64311134
:^D
>>64311161
I will rape your mom if you ever even think about posting at me again
>>64310610
What are you talking about? I love Winston's attitude. NFl recently mic'd him up for the Aints game and I was loving everything Winston said, wish he was on the Fins.
>Adam Humphries gets a TD pass
>"You know, you (Jameis) could've run that in yourself, right?"
>"Nah man, it ain't about that."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ2Tny-1M00
Winston is based, I originally liked Mariota more but Winston has won me over a lot more over this season. You guys want Tannehill?
Broncos better keep Osweiler. I really like him. Fuck Peyton, he's done. I think he has 1 more year on his contract though right? Maybe he'll sit back and collect that backup paycheck. Have a farewell tour. Get in for a snap or 2 in every game just to wave at the crowd.
>giants are giant killers!
>haven't upset anyone since 2007
when will the meme stop?
>>64310213
Yes please, I will bestow upon thee title of honorary goy for 300 shekels, also because it is the sabbath there is a sale of 2 for the low price of 700 shekels
>>64311314
they have to miss the playoffs or not win the superbowl
or New Jersey fans grow brains
which ever happens first
post yfw the Browns beat the Seacucks in Seattle
Imagine its summer 2015 and you actually literally genuinly truthfully seriously thought THIS was the year the patriots dont easily win the AFC east
>>64311400
I legitimately feel bad for browns fans to the point that when they play the pats, im not even mad if they lose since I know we'll always make the playoffs and they won't
>>64311220
Seconding this. Even though there were some scuffles last night, I respect Winston a ton. Dude definitely has a bright future in the league and is a great leader for his team. I was in the end zone section last night and saw him directing his team with some real passion. Too bad some people see that as anger.
>>64311402
Just to name a few trips who thought this and said that in this general:
Finish him
Erin
Sneak
Police12
Pie in the sky
Punished rampage
>>64311441
>a few trips who thought this and said that in this general
Everyone except Sean said that senpai
>>64311441
I've literally never said anything about the Patriot's post-season chances, son. I might hate the fuck out of Brady and his band of merry men, but I'm not delusional enough to think that they don't have a solid chance at the playoffs every season with the team they have.
>>64311441
Eh, I never thought we wouldn't win, ijust thought another team might be 10 and 2 instead of 6-7 at this point, but i guess the universal truth of the bills being the bills and the jets being the jets still holds, but somehow those dolphins seem to have our number every so often
League MVP should be interesting this year.
>Pats bandwagons all over the country will vote for Brady no matter what
>Niggers all over the country will vote for Cam just because he is a black QB
>>64311503
It's true
Why we aren't asking Sean who's going to win the superbowl this year is well beyond me
>>64311510
>Solid chance of making the playoffs
If brady is in id call it a guarantee pretty much
>>64311532
>not frequenting /hoc/
He already picked the Seahawks
>>64310610
>tfw by far the most fiery players on this team are 21 year old rookies
At least they're on different sides of the ball.
>>64311503
>>64311532
>Sean
>saying anything good about the Pats
He's a ded hobo who got rekt by bb
Mayo and Slot are the ones we should listen to
>you will never be this mad
>>64311565
No I didn't you dumb piece of shit
>>64311610
Except the archive contradicts everything you just said
Nice try BB you poorfag loser transvestite fuck
>>64311314
>what is Super Bowl 46
Pats were favored because muh Gronk and Murderman, but their defense was so bad it was basically a wash. iirc it was pats by 2.5
>>64311630
what "series" is that referring to? are the panthers such a young franchise that they've only played the Packers 14 times in 21 years?
>>64311733
>are the panthers such a young franchise that they've only played the Packers 14 times in 21 years?
ye
>>64311769
wow. she IS mad af
>people suddenly acting like concussion are some new horrible thing
Let me as you this, if playing in the NFL was 100% safe, no concussions, no potential for long lasting injuries or anything, would there be any real justification for paying these athletes hundreds of millions of dollars?
Like honestly, when did society forget that is the reason these athletes make so much money? They are sacrificing a relative short amount of time to most people to make significantly more money than most people.
It's like society is so far up their politically correct ass they don't even have the ability perceive reality.
So are the eagles going to pick up rgmeme or what?
If I remember correctly bradford only signed for one year and he's garbage.
>>64311812
>would there be any real justification for paying these athletes hundreds of millions of dollars?
Yes. Thats why baseball players get payed more than football players. The pay is graded to ability, not injury risk.
>>64311812
Playing devils advocate for a second. What would you say, then, about the high school and college players that also suffer concussions with no pay?
>>64311826
You guys want Tannehill?
>>64311812
hugbox-type liberals just try and/or want to make everything "safer."
>>64311630
Considering that the Packers were a well established team when the Panthers came into the league this is no where near as lopsided as she wants to believe.
>>64311807
>cox isnt elite because he doesnt have a lot of sacks
casuals and statbabbys gtfo
you will never understand real football
>>64311841
>no long lasting risk of injury or concussions in baseball
I'm sorry but that's wrong, you have a rock solid ball flying by your face at 100~ MPH 30~ times a game, while also taking a large amount of steroids.
>>64311844
That is another part of the risk reward, if you don't want to risk it then don't play. Just because you like a sport doesn't mean you have to play on a team, or play a high contact position.
>>64311812
>payment is compensation for impending concussions
I thought their payment was a reward for their unique talents and dedicating 8-9 months of every year towards the sport.
>>64311812
Concussions have been widely known about in the sports world for decades. The thing is that players know the risks of playing, and all of them say they would do it all again knowing what happened to them. Nobody is forcing this fuckers to play, they can get regular jobs if they don't like it.
Post yfw he cucks your entire defense
>>64311909
Hey Bucme. Glad to see you.
>>64311909
Taking steroids and have glue on your gloves isn't a real talent. It isn't going to contribute to society in any other way besides entertainment. If you don't want to do that job, then just don't do it. If you want to play it for fun, join a casual league.
This is a barbaric sport, because sports at their roots are barbaric, it's entertainment.
Why aren't people making such a huge deal about people who have to fish for a living? Or loggers? or why don't they care about the safety of pilots as much?
All these jobs have a significantly higher risk of DEATH, and they don't get paid as much as athletes, they are just people generally trying to make a living while also helping society.
>>64311531
>voting for a elitist cheater
>voting for a nigger meme
True patrician NFL fans will vote for Palmer
>search your feelings, you know he is the choice
>>64311909
>and dedicating 8-9 months of every year towards the sport.
That's weird because I have to dedicate 12 months of every year towards my job
>>64311944
>>64311441
Lol I never said that
>>64311944
Hump > Julie
>>64311978
You too. Why are you always so nice to me?
>>64311983
>why are entertainers getting paid more than loggers, fishermen and pilots
You realize you're supporting my argument, right? Compensation isn't determined by risk of death or injury. NFL players bring money into the sport and keep the league alive. They're compensated accordingly.
>>64312010
And your job is likely some mundane task that no one cares about, but fair enough. I could argue that you're replaceable but I don't know what you do.
>>64312063
you piece of shit, just end yourself
>>64312054
>one pick curse
welp
>>64312088
Allison is a slut
alright boys who is better QB??
Drew Brees or Brett Favre??
>>64312054
>two weeks in a row where majority picks the jags
so this is what it's like to be mediocre instead of flat out bad
>>64312092
Lol
>>64312092
Allison's pure as a Hylian sunset you little shit.
>>64312054
>the city of wickersham
>>64312088
>tfw Alison replaced you
>>64312054
Holy fuck Ditka is going back to da burrs I thought he gave up.
>>64312088
Because I enjoy you as a person and your shitposting isn't unbearable like Lucky Cucky.
>>64312063
Hi Sneak.
>>64311853
the panthers were elite for a year or two after they began, too, under Dom Capers of all people
>>64311887
>roids
no, not anymore
you get paid in baseball based on your ability to either
a) hit a ball going 90+ mph with a wooden bat roughly the same diameter as the ball within a given strike zone, or
b) throw said ball at that speed in a variety of ways that will make hitters swing and miss
sometimes pitchers are assholes and aim for your head. sometimes the ball gets hit in just the right spot so as to come back right at your face. shit happens, so you hope your reflexes are good.
>>64312021
>still can only whine and scream "athterithk! athterithk! cheather cheather cheather!"
just kill yourself
>>64312117
Please you know she's getting it balls deep from some 6'3 230 alpha bull just wallowing her out. In a couple years she'll get fat and be begging for you after she's been passed around a couple of bars
"I have a lot of guy friends" kind of girl
Atleast you have Jameis brah atleast you have Jameis
>>64312063
Yeah you did
>>64312166
Hi.
>>64312195
No I did not.
>>64310752
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>64312117
guarantee you if you asked how many dudes she's been with, she'd say double digits (plus triple that and a black guy because girls always lie about it)
>>64312054
>Panthers are 13-0
>just put up 38 points and shut out the Falcons
>experts still doubt
I wish the Bucs shared some of that fortune.
>>64312145
You're not allowed to string those words together anymore. I hope your keyboard explodes in cum and tears the next time you try.
>>64312166
I appreciate that you like me but I don't understand it. I like you though. Any Jags fan is a friend to me.
>>64312178
Yeah I forgot.
>>64312195
Please stop. Though I'll only visit her in memory, Allison is still very precious to me.
No more memes. No more memes and cuckposting please.
>>64312220
(^: hi
>>64312219
Was it the imposter? You also said the Vikings were going to blow out the pats
>>64312219
shut up, snack
>>64312088
>>why are entertainers getting paid more than loggers, fishermen and pilots
>You realize you're supporting my argument, right?
That's not even what I said though, like not even slightly close to what I said. I said why don't people care about people putting far more at risk while making less money, if they truly care about safety? Their skills are far more valuable to society than any athlete's.
>>64312225
Why did you date her? Kiss and what not?
>>64312240
probably
>>64312253
no you
>>64312088
>And your job is likely some mundane task that no one cares about
I do more for society doing my job than any athlete does.
Hell, the garbageman on my street contribute significantly more than athletes do and have a better skillset.
>>64310654
> steelers
>>64312258
he didn't date her, he's just some creepy stalker who probably said hi to her once and thought that mean she wanted his dick
>>64312257
>tfw deep sea fishing is actually the most dangerous job in the world
>>64312178
>people in baseball don't use steroids
How incredibly naive of you, I'm sure that all of them just have supernatural healing abilities.
>>64312225
Did you get cucked while I was away?
>>64312178
>"Cheating and proud of it!"
>>64312292
>this nigga who cares more about the patriots winning owls than he does his own team
holy shit nigga my sides
I bet you've never gone to a dolphins game just like 99.9999% of dolphins fans(I doubt they even have 99 fans honestly TBQH)
>>64312292
>"Fucking loser and proud of it!"
>bengals and steelers combined for $138k in fines
Has there been a more competitive division or better division in the past 15 years than the afc north? every team in this division literally hates each other and there are always at least 2 representatives from this division that go to the playoffs every year. Brady and Manning will always be pussies that benefited from playing their entire careers in weak divisions.
>>64312312
>>64312314
>>64312277
very rude
>>64312312
>>64312314
Brady defense force in full damage control mode
>>64312332
>getting cuc.k by patriots fans in your own state
holy shit my sides tbqh family
>>64312325
afc east is much stronger than the north this year
>>64312257
Oh. Sorry for fucking that up. I'm pretty stupid.
The reason though is still because generally people don't care about the safety of a fisherman, or a pilot. They're not entertaining. Their best bet is to meme themselves. People care about memes.
>>64312274
I just mean that what you do likely isn't entertaining.
>>64312258
I thought she liked me. She always said hi to me in class and offered to hang out and study together but I guess, after we eventually did hang out, that I came on too strongly.
Then again I paid for her smoothie when she didn't have her card and we drank it together, same glass and everything. I thought that was a definite sign that she was into me but I guess I'm retarded.
>>64312277
For a time her interest was sincere. I swear it was.
>>64312291
No. You know how people like to extrapolate and meme things.
>>64312336
At least we have fans willing to defend our players kek
seems like the only fans left here willing to even talk about their team are panthers fans and patriots fans, the rest of you have been cuk'd to death in these threads
>>64312347
>>The reason though is still because generally people don't care about the safety of a fisherman, or a pilot. They're not entertaining. Their best bet is to meme themselves. People care about memes.
But making players safety would make the sport less entertaining, so the theory doesn't really hold water.
>>64312356
don't lump my fanbase in with yours
>>64312336
shut up, fake sneak
>>64312332
>can't use le reddit meme right
is that your fat NEET finger or is that girl showing off her baby belly?
>>64312291
yeah apparently so
>>64312325
yeah the nfc north is pretty much always nasty. long tenured head coaches, legacy, players knowing they'll probably spend most of their careers on those teams.
>>64312342
I don't know man. Ravens suck which is unusual but still bengals and steelers vs pats, bills (lol) and jets.
fucking bills man. I have never felt more sorry for any fans. They start off strong then down fucking hill. It's like the vikings of the afc.
>>64312347
how old are you? i'll be nice
>>64312356
no the greatest play would probably be the catch or beast mode
>>64312378
Don't worry in a few weeks when you go 16-1 I won't need to
>>64312336
this is how you do it
>>64312054
Lotta cheeky raider picks
Reminder that Aaron Rodgers is the only QB in history to lead a 15 win team to a one and done in the play offs.
>>64312356
stfu you bandwagoning fagot
>>64312347
girls are bad news
>>64312381
you have literally admitted to being a redditor
kill yourself
>>64312398
/sneak/ thread?
>>64312365
There are several influences at play. We're in the age of vapid, insincere PC mongering. Trust-fund kiddies hold power collectively.
Increasing player safety doesn't lessen the entertainment value to the extent where the league is hurting itself. People are still watching and profits are still soaring.
>>64312356
I spoke of the Bucs earlier in the thread.
>>64312385
I'm 21.
>>64312054
>all those picks for Jacksonville
feels good
>>64312385
>no santonio holmes catch
and the bills are the vikings of the AFC.
>0-4
except the vikings spread them out over a bit more time and had a far superior QB and defense
You now remember Janky Spanky
>>64312347
At least you learned your lesson about fucking with these white chicks bro. Right?
...right?
>>64312415
well hmm. How old is she?
>>64312412
no. we have enough sneak here
>>64312415
>Increasing player safety doesn't lessen the entertainment value to the extent where the league is hurting itself. People are still watching and profits are still soaring.
Until you see the outcry that is going to happen when people watch Concussion or w/e the new movie is called.
It already has elite athletes writing articles about concussions.
>>64312054
>Seahawks now cursed
FUCK
>>64312424
that was a good one.
Actually best play i've ever seen live was the music city miracle. that was pretty amazing to watch
>>64312339
>>64312381
>>64312342
>play nfc east
>play afc south
kek no. they play literally the worst two divisons in football. add that with division games, the only good team in those 14 games are the Patriots
>Cuckfins getting uppity
Don't make me start again
>>64312412
never been there, bud, not even out of morbid curiosity.
oh, and
>false-flag impersonating a tripfag on an Albanian chicken husbandry board
you ought to be the one killing yourselftbh, fampai
>>64312325
Afc North is definitely the roughest division.
Always entertaining.
>>64312446
>that is literally your superbowl
Here's one of ours family
even got to some some famous black girls tit
>>64311848
So what? Don't protect the elite members of your favorite team from concussions? Do you even think, or do you just type some /pol/ buzzwords and hit enter?
>>64312412
But they're so soft, and cute.
>>64312420
That doesn't fill you with a dread at all?
>>64312433
But it's my fault. She was into me and I was too clingy and I sent her a really autistic confession over text and honestly it's a testament to her character that she put up with my ass for as long as she did.
>>64312434
19.
>>64312436
Surely this generation and its intellectuals have the sense that repeated blows to the head are not going to be without some traumatic consequence down the road? Surely?
I honestly don't expect that big an outcry but we'll see.
>>64312436
no one really cares except athletes and their families lets be honest.
the average person making 30 grand a year being bitched at waking up at 6 in the morning struggling to pay off bills, living pay check to paycheck while some family member is probably sufering from some horrible disease they can't pay to fix (heart attack, stroke, dementia, aids, cancer etc) doesn't give a fuck beyond the lip service about some ex player worth tens of millions who has head aches and mood swings.
welcome to reality
>>64309451
Why? Only Cox and Lane are gonna be staying
>>64312475
They already have to wear the same helmet all year because of concussions, they already have to get their legs destroyed because of concussions, what else do you want you fucking faggot?
>>64312473
>18-1
>mfw Patsfags unironically thought they'd have a perfect season this year like the Miami Dolphins
>mfw even when cheating you can't go undefeated
>>64311826
Kaepernick?
>>64309451
>Bradford
>not already a goner
Hasn't he been shit? Why would he even command that amount of money after a season like this?
>>64312476
well she's 18 and going to college. the last thing on her mind is find a boyfriend who isn't 6'5 or rich.
it's going to be that way until she hits 23-24.everyone else is a good time rental dick.
It's just how the world works.
you're better off trust me
>>64312490
I don't even know where to begin with the retardation in this post
>>64312476
Not at all. What fills me with dread is the thought of my new qt grill leaving me.
>>64312490
Even when cheating you can't even go 8-8 senpai, don't talk to me peasant.
When is the last time your team even made the playoffs? Were you alive yet?
>>64312511
Nothing that I posted is factually incorrect.
>>64312469
>false-flag impersonating a tripfag on an Albanian chicken husbandry board
I was the original Sneak anyways
the guy you guys know as Sneak stole the name 3 years ago
>>64312476
>But they're so soft, and cute.
if you do a shit ton of ketamine you can feel the texture of animes from the screen desu
>>64312503
She already had a boyfriend when we first went out together. She told me she was in love with him, even after they broke up.
>>64312514
You want to tell me about her?
>>64312515
>*Champs* Again
>>64312530
Ketamine sounds like a drug. I don't know how to access those.
>>64312487
I want the same thing you want. Your favorite team concussed to the point they are babbling retards who can't even form a sentence, so they put a shotgun in their mouth and pull the trigger.
I just want to thank the Miami Dolphins for being so fucking bad and incompetent.
Their loss to the Giants gave the Pats the division title (their 7th straight).
I just feel I can always count of them to fuck up and be garbage, no matter what.
>>64312536
I guess I've got the time to vent before I kick back in my truck and look up at the sky.
Met her at a Jags game in the pool, and I ended up getting her number in the parking lot after the Jags and Colts game. Basically been nothing but nonstop flirting and us chatting on the phone while I was drinking in my truck.
http://yourteamcheats.com/
Daily reminder that the Patriots are one of the least cheating teams in NFL history
>>64312536
.................................
so you thought she was going out on dates with you while he had a boyfriend....
so knowing she had a boyfriend, you tried to take her out on date?
you are piece of shit on so many levels.
protip: the whole idea of I'll be friends with this girl i like, then I"ll make a move is the ultimate beta level shit. no girl wants that. ever you fucking turd.
>>64309281
the refs blew that call. you even missed the part where the rasm shove even harder. Still, it clearly had no impact on the game so it's, in all likelihood, just the refs not doing their job instead of trying to fix the game.
>>64312593
I remember you told me you woke up in your truck a few months ago. Is this a routine thing for you? Luxury of living in FL I guess.
>>64312598
Sorry, that was misleading. I didn't know she had a bf. Honest to god. We'd only had a few sparse conversations before we hung out, stuff about finals, what we did on the weekend, etc.
Also it wasn't a date. Neither of us called it that so it wasn't.
>>64312595
According to the faggot pats fan who made this trash
What if Tom Brady had been suspended? How would that have changed the season?
>>64312450
last season's afc north champion steelers lost to a 1-8 Jets team, the ravens have fallen completely apart, and the bengals will go one and done as always.
>>64312584
Until Brady and Belicheat retire, that is.
>>64312661
Meme overload.
>>64312644
Yeah. I sleep in my truck a lot with a quilt and a body pillow because I like to listen to the sound of the waves and the occasional buzz of a car going by. It's blissful.
>>64312555
nice trips
just google how to buy drugs off the darknet
easy as pie ;^)
>>64312595
always gives me a laugh
>>64312661
the wop is the real deal
would have pulled a Brady and stole Brady's job
>>64312673
so at least ten more years
>>64311402
To be fair, nobody could have foreseen the Dolphins being as bad as they were this year.
>>64312685
You ever share this with her? That sounds romantic as fuck.
>>64312644
so you are just creepy.
Man. you are in college. find another girl and you'll move on naturally. the only way to get over a girl is to get on another. tindr is great honestly. My qt gf is a straight copy of lucy thai. who is my favorite pornstar.
>>64312661
Goatbolo would have filled in fine. more play action and bootlegs. he loses accuracy bad asfter 20 yards. He's got tiny hands for a nfl qb. 81/2 by 8.
>>64312595
classic desperation
>>64312685
neat. i live by a river in H town.
>>64312720
temporary amnesia and delusions are a yearly epidemic in South Beach apparently
>>64312723
I have but we have yet to actually try it.
>>64312727
I fucking hate rivers. They're so filthy.
>>64308158
The Vikings will win the north
>>64312752
Sure, nobody expected a super bowl trip. A 6-10 year though?
>>64312727
>so you are just creepy
Yes but I don't see how that post brought you to that conclusion. The only thing I did wrong was send an autistic confession and get clingy.
>find another girl
Easy for you to say. And Tinder is useless for those without friends and the inability to smile and/or take good photos of themselves.
>>64312757
Have you done anything? I know you said it's been nonstop flirting and chatting since the game but have you met up at all?
>>64312781
What's wrong with Bridgewater?
>>64312673
>haven't won an owl since the 70s
>haven't won a conference since the 80s
>13 time division champs, sparse besides late 70s and early 80s
>"w-we will be great after brady and belichick retire"
the phins are literally irrelevant, you are deusional and living in a time before you were even born
CLOWNEY IS ELITE!!!
>>64312795
He's a bust
Stop saying Cam is elite, stop saying Cam is "based", stop saying Cam dances because he has swag and not because he's a self centered autistic manchild, stop saying "he dindu nuffin", Cam Newton is a convicted felon piece of human garbage with a 50% completion percentage he has no talent, his "talent" is being an overgrown ape that was born with running skills and would be flipping my fuckin big mac right now if the NFL didnt market this scrub as some black god.
Fuck the panthers, fuck Cam, fuck the NFL for promoting this talentless hack, and most of all fuck his cuuckold bandwagon "fans".
ps: if Romo was healthy the Cowboys would have dominated the panthers and Sean Lee would have hit Cam so hard in his little monkey brain that it may have exploded but because the defense was on the field the entire game he got gassed and he couldnt land a proper hit on Coon...oh, i mean Cam, woopsie!
>>64312809
Show him some respect. He's suffering.
>>64312822
Post Charli.
>>64312822
how does it feel knowing that the Texans passed on both Mack and Carr?
>>64312795
We had dinner last night at a steakhouse and had some wine. Things went extremely well and she ended up kissing me, but other than that nothing really happened.
>>64312828
I agree
>>64312855
Nice. How old are you, btw?
>>64312757
it's more of a bay actually. Half the day it's salt water other half fresh because of the tides. I got a sand beach and everything. And fuck yeah rivers tend to be nasty this one isn't because of the tide.
>>64312781
can they
>>64312720
why not. tannehille is a converted wr who can't throw the ball more than 20 yards accurately. plus line problems and philbin.
Tannehille can be good if he gets an idiot proof system. bootlegs and playactions he'll be fine.
>>64312795
you think autistic and clingy but it's actually creepy.
women require balance bro. they have to be important to you but not everything. that shit is made up.
balance.
don't be a dick, but don't be a push over. don't be a clown but don't be too serious. don't be aggressive but don't be passive
don't be without a plan but don't be anal
don't be a good loser, but don't be a bad winner
balance my nigga. balance. women are attracted to that shit. balance breeds options which breeds confidence.
"she doesn't want to go out on a date? fine i'll go out with her on a date"
take one girl out and get another jealous. spread the net wide my nigga. fuck allison. you already fucked that up. learn your lesson
and last thing in this one
the most important thing i can teach you not to ever say to a women
"where are we going in this relationship" never ever ever ever ask. never ask. ever. you look weak and beta. never ever ask. ever.
you got it?
>>64312825
no he's not. he's in his second year with a running back who eats up all the tds and retards who are stat freaks thinking throwing alot of tds makes you great.
tds thrown is a near worthless stat.
>>64312829
....She has nothing to do with Clowney...
>>64312838
>If only Carr could have 2 concussions instead of Hoyer.
David died for Derek sins. I'm not a monster. I wouldn't put the whole family though that.
Mack is good though. Is he faster than Clowney? Nope. That's what happens when you're a slowass.
>>64312873
23.
>>64312809
When Belicheat and Tom 'Cuck King' Brady retire you will fall into irrelevancy with us, assuming you stand by a team that doesn't go to the playoffs every year, which, if you're anything like 99% of Patsfags, you will not.
>>64312828
>if Romo was healthy
He was long enough to throw two pick sixes and another pick to Luke Kuechly. The cowboys thought they could beat us because they beat the 2006 undefeated colts and 2009 undefeated saints. They didn't realize the 2015 Carolina Panthers are not to be fucked with.
Thomas Davis Sr laid out your bitch qb with a soft hit that looked like he was going easy on a grandpa and it still snapped your qb in half. The only disappointment I had in that game was Tony Romo not playing all the way through so he could throw more picks.
Has your team clinched their Division yet?
If not, why?
>>64312876
>tds thrown is a near worthless stat.
lel even with his HoF RB that offense is a shit
bustwater is a bust
>>64312829
>>64312880
3dpd please go
>>64309285
You know who your coach is, right? Enjoy the next 15 years of always making the playoffs but never going anywhere.
>>64312876
I got it, but I'm not sure that a post on the Internet is going to undo 21 years of experience and anticipation.
In the moment, no doubt I'll remember your advice but at the same time I'll want to believe that you were naive and that this girl's different, that she'd be OK with my autistic, clingy tendencies.
Not that I'd ever ask a girl "where are we going in this relationship" but still. Maybe I'm just fucked.
>>64312908
Nice. You're still young man.
>>64312967
1/2 of the players starting are either rookies or second string players pham.
>>64312973
no
>>64313000
trips don't lie
>>64312952
He was rusty from missing so many games, he had 2 picks vs the dolphins the week before.
Panthers arent good kiddo, and Ill gladly become a 12 in the playoffs so I can watch Cam lose, piece of shit player and even bigger piece of shit "fans"
fuck you
>>64313001
Just turn gay breh
It's obvious girls aren't your forte
>>64309451
>Stating facts everyone knew before the season began
>>64313001
Is that Kylie Jenner?
/nfl/ relationship advice edition
>>64313014
Only the Cowboys would I wish this type of season on.
>>64313020
People in general aren't my forte. Boy or girl I have one friend, maybe. I'm not sure he's my friend.
>>64313032
No.
>>64309694
If it wouldn't cost them homefield, I'd be happy to see it happen.
>>64313001
we have been down this road innumerable times
3d can only ever lead to suffering
>>64313069
Hi ;)
>>64313069
Whites only.
>>64313069
what vidya should I get into
>>64313103
Republic Commando
Han Solo is killed by his son Kylo Ren so he can try and join the dark side.
>>64313093
Life needs suffering. Life without suffering is a tireless monotony.
>>64313103
Wanna play Pokemon with me.
>>64313103
Dorf Fort
>>64313124
i like how all these spammers are people who didnt see the movie.
Who else has gone balls deep in Allison before?
Alright I'm off. I've got a date. I'll be back later tonight /sp/. Don't change.
>>64313124
>tfw you will never be as happy as him
>>64313001
all guys your age have those clingy thought bra. some are just better at hiding it
most guys want to have a gf 18-25 unless they are rich or tall
think about it
guys are poor, so bars suck, they have shitty places to live, so that's gone, and they are horny as fuck. a gf fixes it
girls 18-25 don't want to settle down unless the guy is really tall or rich.
they know they are the best they'll ever look and they want to maximize their fun time before they get fat which is 25.
guys once you hit 25, fuck having a gf, you've got money, you can date a 22 year hot girl who just wants to fuck and you don't have to worry about kids or anything.
girls when they hit 25 or near it start getting fat and worried and their biological clock starts ticking so they want a guy. but then they realize all the good guys have picked out the dime pieces or are fucking 22 year old hotnesses. plus they probably have a kid, a shitty job, or crippling debt.
trust me. once you start gettting around 25 women will love you and you'll see those girls who wouldn't give you the time of day desperate for anything.
>>64313069
hey we are mixing it in. it's called banter.
>>64309694>>64313103
>>64313103
that drake song about calling him on the cellphone
lol black people and their dancing. i swear it's all the quick twitch muslces
>>64313130
meh. tell that to a cancer patient
that'd be nuts, so i can see bb doing it lol
>>64313124
they ripped that off the EU
>>64313093
Hey.
>>64313099
I'm black on the inside.
>>64313103
Undertale :^)
>>64313014
>but...but...he was rusty
excuses, excuses
>He had 2 picks vs the dolphins the week before
5 picks in 5 days. Why do they say he is good again? he has more picks then games played this year. He didn't throw 2 pick sixes against the dolphins and not to the same linebacker in consecutive drives.
>Panthers aren't good kiddo
13-0
>and ill gladly become a 12 in the playoffs
You can bandwagon a better team then this.
>So I can watch Cam lose, piece of shit player
lol Cam already stuck his nuts inside the 12s and came in them so hard that they'll have a progressive mixed child in 9 months. The Seahawks and Cardinals don't scare me as a panthers fan. We are not a fluke team. We are strong at every position and are quarterback Cam Newton is playing at an MVP level this year.
>and even bigger piece of shit "fans"
like Dallas is a role model of fans. You cucks bandwagon teams win the cowboys choke then go back to them like an abusive ex that wants to kiss and make up. Enjoy your top 5 pick. Enjoy picking another lineman while Romo breaks his collarbone again next year.
you guys must really be bored today.
>your team
>shitty game your team played this season that was hard to watch on neutral terms
>team not on your schedule this year that you would have replaced it with because it would have been a better game
>>64313157
Fuck you.
>>64313166
The scenario you just described doesn't sound like love.
>>64313232
>shitty game your team played this season that was hard to watch on neutral terms
I don't get this one.
>>64313226
Panthers
None of them :^)
>>64312720
>nobody
Keks for days.
>>64313226
> packers
> rams
> jags
>"I was throwin to the back there. Keith Byars, right there. No, no I was throwin to Keith Byars."
>Ref: "But the pass hit 61, it is a flag."
>"Well I know but I'm not trying to hit him, I was trying to throw-"
>Ref: "We know, it is a loss of down."
>"Yeah well right now it ain't no loss of down we need all the downs we can get."
That was Dan Marino talking to the refs vs. the Burrs.
>"That was fucking bullshit!"
That was Tom Brady arguing with the refs when he got destroyed by the Panthers.
>mfw people think Tom 'No Deep Ball' Brady is better than Dan 'The Man' Marino
>>64313253
not surprising since you're just a dumb cuckold
>bill signs some guy off the street that play some high school football
>runs for 500+ yards and 10+ TD's
>Cut next season
lel
>Titans are an overall 80 in the new Madden roster update
>Jaguars are a 73
>Colts are a 77
Holy fuck Chewbacca went out like a baby back bitch. How can you kill a hero of the Alliance off like that?
>>64313286
I'm dumb but not a kek.
>>64313103
fates
>>64313201
Seahawks are on fire now, Cam barely beat them when they were sucking, I WILL be an honorary 12 come playoff time, I already started a folder filled with 12 and seahawk memes to spam nonstop when they beat the panthers in the playoffs
Im gonna post so much shit Im gonna make you flee /sp/ like a Syrian refugee, you fucked with the wrong bitch
>>64313166
I've accepted the fact I won't find a significant other
No woman I've met was worth my kindness
>>64313315
all the user reviews on IMDb said it fuckin sucked but all the good goy "professional" reviewers are saying its amazing-strong black man and independent woman beat the oppressive white man, how could it possibly be bad!?
>>64313315
Chewy didn't die famalam
>>64313379
nah keep trying man. atleast have some fun. not all women are like that
>>64313285
top kek
>>64313296
he wally pipped him
>>64313389
>>64313392
I know, I'm just trolling. I actually liked the movie pleasantly surprised by it, that black guy is a good actor and of course Oscar Issac stole every scene he was in, guy is based as fuck.
Go Ravens, beat the chefs
>>64313436
The movie was written with a few plot holes but overall very solid
If Fin and Po switched roles the movie would be 10/10
Over/under a ten spread JAX win against the Falcons?
>>64313285
>only 420 TDs
>>64313479
you thought it was solid?
it was a rehash of a new-hope but more bland and corporate
I hated it
>>64313479
Nah man, that black guy was good but he couldn't have pulled off the swagger of Po like this slick mother fucker. Look at him, that glorious hair, that strong jaw, that sexy stubble... you just know he's a Ravens fan.
>>64313515
What do you like?
>Beckham is a meme though!! He only has one good catch!!!1
>>64313530
a lot of stuff, I'm not even a negative person, but that was really disappointing and everyone in the theaters left looking bored
>>64313515
Its the first of the trilogy, it's gotta have dat dere exposition.
Granted, the funny parts made a part of my soul die
>>64313516
I just didn't like the casting, black pilot made more sense than black stormtrooper
He just doesn't fit a lead role
>>64313570
Beckham plays in a meme era
>>64313570
Damn that's pretty crazy especially considering TO wasn't even really a featured player for a few years
Dolphins
>hearing all this spoiler trash about star wars
not sure I actually want to see it anymore
>>64313619
shut up tired of seeing this faggots face
>>64313619
Why aren't the dolphins moving to LA?
That stadium on Mnf was an embarrassment.
>>64313630
Most of it is BS spoilers senpai
>>64313642
here you are
>>64313659
oh wow its almost like im on 2007 /b/!
lol good one! xD
>>64313642
Better?
>>64313657
It'd be even more embarrassing if they moved before they even completed their new stadium
>>64313702
>tfw people use to say /b/ died in 2007
>now they say it was the best year ever
How in the fug do the New Jersey Giants d stop Cam and co. on Sunday?
>InB4 They don't
If the team from San Fransisco is the 49ers,
Should the team from Carolina be the 130ers?
>>64313732
they don't
>>64313659
>>64313732
they'll barely lose to them and then beat them in the NFCCG to go on and play the Patriots in the superbowl.
It's the storyline that will make the most money.
>>64313732
Call the TSA at the Charlotte airport and say Cam Newton, Josh Norman and Kenwan Short are all flight risks
>>64313570
volume babby
>>64313570
Those are nice records, it would be a shame if someone broke them
>>64313570
If they decide to ban those gloves this man is out of a job TBQH
>>64313880
>being satisfied with draft busts
>>64313372
>seahawks are on fire now
Carolina is too we gave Atlanta their first shut out since 2004.
>Cam barely beat them when they were sucking
Carolina is playing far better this half then they did the first half of the season. Our receivers are catching balls unlike the first half of the season. Devin Funchess has 3 touchdowns compared to 0 their first half of the season.
>I will be an honorary 12 come playoff time, I already started a folder filled with 12 and seahawk memes to spam nonstop when they beat the panthers in the playoffs
I still have my Cam memes when we beat them at their house. They still have to make the playoffs and win the wildcard playoffs and be set up to play us. I hope we do, beating them twice in one season would be glorious.
>I'm gonna post so much shit I'm gonna make you flee /sp/ like a Syrian refugee, you fucked with the wrong bitch
bitch I've been a panther fan when we were absolute dogshit. Chris weinke, Jimmy Clausen. When dom capers got fired and when Kerry Collins went full retard. Carolina exceed all my expectations. It is super bowl or bust this year. Carolina has the team to do it. When we win the superb owl this year I hope you are still here. I will shitpost so hard that your computer will make farting sounds every time you click and your desktop will make toilet flushing noises and your screensaver will be tony Romo lying on the ground after getting sacked by Thomas Davis Sr.
Enjoy the offseason cuckboy!
>>64313922
Nah senpai, he'll be fine. He's gonna go HAM next season when he's healthy
>>64313880
JUST
>>64313727
Sad that Lamar won't see the grand opening
>>64313731
Kinda sad, isn't it?
>>64308975
>cowboys
>>64313657
Too many jew yorkers retire to florida. Crowd was hype as fuck for the earlier games
>>64308975
>chiefs
>>64308975
>Giants
If you could have one player back that was one your team within the past 5 seasons, who would it be?
God I miss you, you handsome murdering bastard.
>>64308975
>chefs
>>64314298
This is the most accurate one. Good job m8
trips are really pathetic
>friday night
>talking to themselves
>fake girlfriends
being the Te'o of /nfl/
>shit at what you do
>>64314274
why can't your receivers catch any ball ever thrown in their vicinity, Tommy Boy?
>I hope you and your family burn in hell, Corey fucking Webster
>>64314416
Rodger Goodell is the owners puppet.
>>64314274
>hard mode: not smeth
OL Coordinator Drevno
>>64314274
LT, I still remember that clutch playoff td catch against the pats
>>64314432
are you replying to the right post?
>stating the obvious
Why wouldn't he be?
>>64314274
Randy
>>64308975
>clots
>>64314559
>not even experiencing prime randy
>acting like randy was a pats product
>Cowboys fans
>>64314522
too bad
>the Chargers have not beaten the Patriots in the playoffs since before the AFL-NFL merger
>the Chargers have STILL not beaten in the Patriots in the playoffs in fifty-two (52) years
>>64314559
obviously he won't come back, but what do you think Randy's asking price would if he were to come back?
>>64314597
do you get extra credit for still posting as a dolphins fan. Your entire division is shit, post about something relevant.
>>64314610
>tfw Chargers game on Sunday might be their last in San Diego after 55 years of playing there
>>64314610
honestly that doesn't mean much, the pats(and to a less degree the chargers) were largely irrelevant before the mid 90's
it was the kekfins division from 1970 to Jim Kelly
>>64314593
Shut up
>>64314610
I think he knows he's washed up so it'd be like a one year contract with a bunch of incentives or something like that
>>64314610
>Randy's asking price
you're serious? Randy coudn't do shit in the pats offense.
>>64314631
>Only sports team to ever pull off the perfect season
>Irrelevant
>>64314678
>haven't won shit since 73
>relevant
>>64314593
>implying Randy's latter prime was not with the Patriots
those glorious 3 and a third years were amazing to watch. 19-0 would have happened if not for Bernard Pollard.
>>64314672
sez you. LaFell can't run deep routes or catch for shit, Randy would be a better option than him or Dobson.
>Caroliniggers think Eli won't spoil their season
>>64314678
28 plus 15 is what 43 years ago. You are as bad as a packer fan with thier 'nfl championships'
>>64314721
He won't dum dum.
>>64310996
>lions ram broship
>not the lions raiders broship
I'm genuinely curious, putting my bias aside, but whose owl victories were more impressive considering the competition, Brady or Montana?
Montana Faced
-Bungles Twice
-Marino's Dolphins(in his record setting year)
-Elway's Broncos
Brady Faced
-Greatest Show On Turf
-Overachieving Panthers team that didn't belong in the owl
-Andy Reid's Eagles in their Prime
-The Legion of Boom
>>64314809
Marino was a choker and so was elway (needed TD to carry his old ass)
Brady
>>64314717
>have a playoff bye wrapped up
>wanting a retired sports analyst to come save them
Brady couldn't make use of Moss even IF he could still play
>>64314853
so was mcnabb to be fair
>>64314525
>Implying Godell isn't a Jets puppet.
Jetfag detected
>>64314809
You have to also include the losses too.
-Eli Manning in full Autismo mode, twice, lost both times.
4-0=1.000
4-2=0.666 bar
1.000>0.666bar
>>64314884
I don't know what the hell you are getting at. If your team has a strong market then you will be getting the calls when it matters. If it wasn't Rodger it would be someone else.
>>64314923
>who's victories were more impressive?
>y-you have to include the losses!!!!
Nice job of reading, dickhead
>>64314923
6 conference championships > 4 conference championships
>>64314923
To be fair no one can beat Eli in full autism mode
>>64315088
except for the eagles for some reason
>>64315004
Brady still choked twice in the super bowl something Montana never did. Also imho the 80s>00s as far as teams. Whoever won the NFC championship basically won the super bowl that year. The Giants, Bears, Cowboys, 49ers, Minnesota and slightly the redskins. Tom Brady only had the Colts and steelers with only a slight challenge from the raiders and Ravens.
I deleted all my Bridgewater pics even though I still have hope.
>>64315225
he's having a bad year, no way around it, but he's playing better than the numbers say
>>64315088
if the giants make the playoffs it's gonna be a shitposting frenzy before every game so long as they keep winning, isn't it? and possibly even worse if they end up losing, with the worst case scenario being the patriots beating the giants in the owl in OT. the whole "eagles home opener" prophecy thing got put laid to rest too, but I imagine the "autism cycle" would be many, many times bigger.
>>64315265
Yeah, these last few games will tell the truth though.
>>64315291
literally the only thing for me worse than the us12s winning SBL is the gnasts
>LT cucking montana
>smeth going 1/13 on 3rd downs even before kneefumble
>eli winning SBL in the naners' home stadium
it is like they never got over losing the baseball gnats to sf
>>64309345
>Uggs makes limited edition Tom Brady Ugg Boots "Flu Game"
>>64315472
>it is like they never got over losing the baseball gnats to sf
somehow i dont think thats it
>>64308388
>88
dubs confirms
>>64308439
I hope they win the super bowl because /sp/ would go crazy.
>gotta go fast
NFL on a Saturday feels so strange.
>>64315608
I know, it's like aaron rodgers and playoffs
>>64315556
well they wouldn't have founded the mets in that case
>>64311196
Cox is a 3-4 end you turbo pleb, obviously he won't get as many sacks as a 4-3 end
>>64308303
>>64308303
>>64308303
Recycled thread ready to go
>>64315477
Would buy desu
>>64312521
>literally 0 (zero) Superbowl wins
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