OFFICIAL HOUSTON ROCKETS VS LA LAKERS GAMETHREAD
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Kobe goes for 24/5/5 tonight, Dwight gets a T
so reports say howard isnt looking for a trade. I guess thats good news
>>64300758
Morey might trade him anyway...it was hard as hell getting a superstar in the first place, trading Dwight now makes sense if someone is up for a rental.
Thank the lord we don't have that loser Dwight Howard on our team anymore
The news of coward being put on the trade block makes me smile. I still hate that faggot.
>>64300887
I'm was going to ask if he had a trade clause but I doubt it
Who /lakers/ here?
>>64300936
this
I'm glad we didn't get Okafor either, seeing him pout every night for the 76ers...he's another Dwight imo
Post yfw Dwight signs with the Lakers after Kobe retires.
>>64300970
Sup
>Nance starting
>>64300993
>paying max for a 31 yr old
disgusting
Just dont play like ass today Harden
>>64301037
too late
>>64301037
Sega is here, he's gonna have a shit game
Who gives a fuck about the Lakers or Rockets?
Lakers are a lottery team and Rockets are low-mid level, barely even playoff tier
>>64301060
The lakers always bring in the crowd.
How Larry Nance Jr. so white? he is Larry Nance's kid right? His dad get cucked by a whiteboy?
dwight almost lost the ball
>>64301077
I made a thread the last time these 2 teams played and only got 40 relpies
>>64300887
who would trade for him, and for what? what trade would make sense? it's kind of hard to think what would work because
He's a good defender
He can't fucking score on his own
He's getting old
He has a massive contract
and it feels like the Rockets wouldn't get much for him. If that Whiteside trade works out, it would be good. But it's hard to see if it would even be worth it for the rockets
So how will Kobe try to upstage LeBron? Will Kobe kill a child or a small animal?
>>64301114
Meant tv ratings wise.
>this shooting %
Lakers need to stop pussyfooting around and drive to the net. Some real ugly possessions.
double digit lead
First for Kobe telling Howard he's soft
>>64301100
Same thing I'm wondering
>Dwight
Wow.
Something has to be wrong with Dwight, right?
LMAO DWIGHT
HOW THE HELL YOU DO THAT
>>64301100
like 3rd/5th generation or w/e interracial spawns always look liked their grandpas/grandmas etc.
Lmao Dwight Howard is so fucking bad
You are DELUSIONAL if you think the Heat are trading Whiteside
how do you not finish that dwight?
>>64301100
>>64301181
Look at Rudy Gay's kid. It's the same reason.
At the game right now
There's another /sp/artan here, he saw me browsing this thread on my phone.
He let me take this picture of him, while he scream "Fuck, curryfag!"
>>64301189
With his head. How can he not develop an offense after many years?
>>64301121
Assets, of course.
>>64301212
Aww that's cute.
>>64301212
Did you give him a brojob?
>>64301212
>this is who you argue with at 4 am
>>64301212
looks like your typical lakers fan mexican and overweight
>>64301212
That's ramidogg. I saw him yesterday at the lakers channel.
>>64301268
Dude, you are from LA and you don't even know who that is? Jesus christ
>>64301212
>this is a 10/10 on /sp/
suck his dick faggot
>>64301212
Where are your courtsides?
Don't you want to be blown the fuck out by Dwight or MC Ride?
>>64301212
dude went to the counter and asked for two large cups of diabetes
>>64301212
He's right though
team hitting 3s
lake show on pace to give up 200
>>64301268
>287
>>64301307
I'm not from LA was born and lived all my life in the Bay are sorry I if I don't know your stupid fat fuck la "celebs"
>kobr
>>64301276
is he retarded?
>>64301212
he's p. cute desu
shitty pass
>>64301382
No. He's looked passionate in the tv show. He owns a liquor store.
>>64301212
I'm at the game too, what section are you guys at? I'll bring some beers or something.
>>64301307
Who is he?
>>64301435
ramidogg
stream link anyone pls?
all of mine arent working
>>64301418
I'll tweet you man, one second
>>64301447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAwuWOZILs
JUST GET IN THE CAR
>>64301447
atdhe
>>64301418
you clearly can triangulate their position based off the pic you dingledonger
>>64301460
sharing the secret reddit stream
>>64301447
http://wiziwig.ru/basketball/watch-9a9819-houston-rockets-at-los-angeles-lakers
here
>>64301460
>>64301467
>>64301484
thanks guys
>>64301460
how is this not taken down by youtube?
>this organ player won't stop trying to play John William's Star Wars
>>64301360
>food4lyfe
Bro why did you even go there.
>>64301470
really? i've been to staples a couple of times but i still find it confusing as fuck
i expect it to be even worse for someone not from LA
>>64301500
i guess they dont care
>Star Wars played on the organ
Who's /TheForceAwakens/ here?
>>64301509
team got paid to play as a product placement
>>64301212
At least you're safe in your plebeian section. Unless a drone crashes into your head.
>>64301526
I already saw it 30 years ago
>>64301534
dumb woman desu, she's the only one who didn't move out of the way
deserved it
>kobe
>deserving to play in the all star game
lol
>kobe should shoot as many times as possible
who the fuck is that retard? reggie miller?
>>64301526
It's a rehash of 4.
But I can't lie it was pretty amazing to watch.
>>64301526
I'm going to wait for dvd release
>>64301438
Ahh yeah I saw him on a lakeshow earlier this year.
>>64301553
the young guys can only learn from kobe when he on the court because he most likely doesn't even talk to them off
>>64301553
HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! BASED REGGIE!
ALSO
WHY IS DMO SO TRASH, NIGGA NEEDS TO RETIRE SENAPAI
>>64301553
Yes
PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lakers a fucking joke
Who do the Lakers go after/sign next year?
I'm thinking a max deal for Clarkson and chase Durant.
>>64301580
Dmo hasn't been back that long. He is still rusty
>>64301576
i guess that makes sense but how can they learn how to play team basketball if kobe hogs the ball to shoot airballs all the time
WHO /PEANUTTOJELLYRATIO/ HERE?
>>64301604
No living in kangaroo land is a joke. Stupid
>>64301632
It's perfect
>>64301642
Don't insult Australia. It's a beautiful country full of great people, family.
>gays in sports
Is Dwight Howard soft?
>>64301608
>Clarkson
I hope we keep him.
GOAT
>>64301618
kobes doesn't give a fuck about the young guys or the lakers either way at least not at this stage of his career,
imo when kobe finally retires he'll be the typeof guy who hopes the lakers lose every game so ppl will reminiscence about how great they were when he was there.
>taking credit for defending the Lakers
>>64301642
>>64301669
>American educations
tfw based lou williams is rotting in laker land
>>64301679
>Frankie's ELITE chin
>>64301679
He can be
>>64301689
and yet lakers fans are stupid enough to worship kobe even though he is delaying the lakers' future for his own narcissistic farewall tour
KOBE KOBE KOBE
STILL ELIT3
>>64301743
>those hips
jesus christ what a faggot
dont let these guys back in the game, houston
AND THEY'RE BACK
>>64301743
meme champ
Will Kobe one-up Lebron by raping someone on the sidelines? Stay tuned
Holy Shit Randle is going to be a beast, look how he powered in there. Nigga
>>64301743
>not training mewvment during commercials
>>64301754
why are you looking at guys' hips
harden is such a faggot, i bet he does dance in the mirror like that stroking his faggot beard.
>>64301710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_I2VMvBYpo
this would have killed a mortal man
fug
GOD DAMN THAT 3
KOBES BACK BABY
#1MOREYEAR
>>64301758
You still here?
Fucking crazy Randle.
>>64301833
I'm saving that
>>64301710
Too bad conor's left hook will ruin it forever
RANDLE GOAT
harden was waiting for the foul call
>>64301758
seriously dude? post the whole thing.
I thought for sure Randle rolled his ankle on that slop shot.
>>64301904
AM Crunchwraps are actually really good
Probably my favorite fast food breakfast item
>>64301904
You have to recite the Creators Never Follow speech.
>>64301926
Well thats news to me. I should try them out
>>64301948
>Creators Never Follow speech
???
>kobe airball
This was the only good moment involving Harden
could reggie literally be any more retarded?
why the FUCK did they get Hibbert
damn Hibbert is so terrible
fuck this game just remembered new episode of serial dropped today
>>64301962
every time
>>64301962
nah i was actually a Thunder fan during that season. They will never make Finals again.
>>64301965
They didn't know about Boban Marjanovic
>>64301965
I feel so bad for hibbert he actually got cucked(paul george fucked his fiancee) and has never recovered
>>64301955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDEh-FrfSfA
>>64301962
>refs let it go
BISONYES.jpg
>>64301995
meh maybe later
>>64301978
So food4lyfe is no longer RumbleTummy?
>>64302004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPl_vgWbjSM
I don't get why people hate on harden so much kevin martin in his prime used to play like harden and no one called him a bitch ass doorstopper dick having flopping nigger
>>64302020
wwe is literally less scripted than that game
Holy shit reggie is absolutely savage today
>>64301268
>287
>Calling other people fat
hahahahhahaahahhaahahahahahahahaha
You can't make this shit up
>>64302023
people just dont like him getting free throw calls
hey guys I'm from the Rasm buttblast thread I'm here now.
>>64302048
hello
>>64302036
that's what I'm saying tho kevin martin had a few season where he was getting ot the line close to double digit times per game much like harden same with young d wade
I think people hate harden mostly because of his beard and his swag
>>64302057
It's me
>>64302052
>she got to touch the King before me
Jdimsa
>>64302071
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
>>64302071
mario
what would hardman look like without his beard? his moth is narrow and teeth fucked up.
>>64302096
he's pretty handsome
https://twitter.com/amazingsprtspic/status/497547831348322304
what you young bloods need to understand is this game has been and always will be about free throws
GO OFF SHAQ
>its a shaw shits on dwight episode
my favorite
shaw speaks some truth on the panel for once
>>64302139
>for once
every time the Rockets play on TNT they set aside a few minutes for Shaq to talk about how Dwight sucks
>Chuck
Real nigga
DWIGHT BTFO BY LEGENDS!
ITS CONFIRMED DWIGHT AND THE HUESTON COCKETTES WILL ETERNALLY SUCK BALLS AND NEVER RETURN TO THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN AHAHAHAH
>>64302161
still playoff bound right now while playing like crap
easy steal
bad break there
GOATBE
kobe
Who's /TryingtobelikeWestbrook/ here?
I was trying to be like Jalen
Really?
No
>>64302260
no one
>>64302260
you cant put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!
GOATBE
HOLY FUXK
>>64302278
KOBE KOBE KOBE KOBE KOBE
THE BLACK MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DUNK WAOHHHHHHH
KOBEEE DUNNKNKNK
KOBEEE DUNNKNKNK
KOBEEE DUNNKNKNK
KOBEEE DUNNKNKNK
KOBEEE DUNNKNKNK
I thought it was 2015. Why did that happen?
MY DICK IS SO HARD
>>64302263
funny because it's not a joke
And ppl say kobe's done he's finna go for 60 tonight
answer back capela
CLINT CAPELA IS SOO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW HAHAAHHAAHAH
Thank you based godbe
HIBBERT
IS
FUCKING
USELESS
Did you know that Hibbert is 7'2?
>>64302328
>>64302334
He hasn't been the same since PG13 fucked his bitch.
Bev for 3
https://streamable.com/w93k
https://streamable.com/w93k
https://streamable.com/w93k
KOOOOOOBEE
RAPE MODE ACTIVATED
>>64302364
Is the quality any good?
KOBE GOING FOR THAT 82 POINT GAME BOYYYYY!!
MVP!
MVP!
MVP!
STFU REGGIE
STOP KOBE
Lol at Reggie Miller
KOBE
TURN BACK THE HANDS OF
I
M
E
why do they call him the black mamba?
Reggie is obsessed with dudes sitting on niggas laps
is lance jr an arab?
>>64302394
He came up with his own nickname and it stuck
>taking out kobe when he's finally back in goatbe form
Also, Frobe>Bitch beard Harden
IT'S SIMPLE!
LET KOBE BE KOBE!
>>64302394
I think you know ;)
Can some kind Anon please tell me how the Lakers went from being the shit to just being pure shit?
hit your FTs jones
SACRE GOAT WATCH
>>64302407
It all started at the 2011 Lakers-Mavs game. We haven't recovered since.
>>64302407
73-9
Mike D'Antoni
Steve Nash
Dwight Howard
>>64302407
lost phil jackson and the owner is a fucking retard. can't wait for Jeanie to take over her retarded brother.
>>64302407
Jerry West left.
>>64302394
He's actually a huge snake lover, owning over 40 different snakes from all over the world. His favourite, Shaggot; a 18 inch Coral Snake from the New Mexico area, resides in his summer house in LA and can be found right next to the door as you enter.
Although his children aren't too fond of his passion, Kobe enjoys the company of his slithery friends as he feels they're few of the only things on this world that understand him.
>Roy Hibbert on Rooster Teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROwtj9hy3BY
>reminder jeremy lin dropped 35 on the raptors
>>64302439
>Shaggot
Send help
>>64302441
roy hibbert should do tv
Is Metta injured? Haven't seen him for a couple of games.
>>64302446
damn
>>64302446
I'm just glad he's not in the team I root for anymore. Those chinese were insufferable in the forums.
why is nick young so fucking shit?
Are these commentators on fucking crack
>swaggy wiff
>>64302461
Naw he just sucks. He's only on the team to give Randle a practice partner.
did anyone screenshot kobr then? literally the face of autism.
Reggie wants kobes cum all over his face
put in rapebe fuck houston
Russell needs to hit the gym. The ball didn't go far.
Not even close to the mark
>>64302500
Most punchable face in the NBA?
best part is this pussy wouldnt do anything about it
>>64302479
>>64302480
>>64302485
OH HERROOO CARRADIANS, YOU WANT JEHHRRMEMY RIN TO DROP ERRTY FAIVE ON YO ASS AGAIN?
>>64300727
>its happening
another dumb turnover
>>64302538
the fucking regret in the defenders face after he realizes he's getting dunked on by kobe
dmo pls
B DAZZLE PLOTTING HIS RETURN
dat Randle fastbreak
nothings going in
so many meme shots family
finally got a 3 in
why's she so cute bros
>>64302630
I dont know who that is
Lol Holy shit baron Davis alert
>>64302630
Who?
it is now fair to say that this man is a bust
>>64302646
>>64302651
paige davis plebs. shes a nyc photogrshper
lmao these turnovers
>>64302658
Who?
Clarkson fucking sucks
>>64302658
And I should know her for that why?
>It was a single digit lead in the 4th against the Lakers
.
>>64302646
>>64302651
you guys didn't get the RC Willeys commercial?
must be a regional thing.
>>64302679
nope
>>64302678
whats sadder is harden is shooting 33% against Kobe
sega has him shook
>>64302672
no he doesn't
>>64302679
>RC Willeys
Who?
BLOCKED
>Russell
Jesus Christ..
>Soften blocked by Kobr
Holy shit this game is gold.
Can someone explain why Russell didn't start today? He was having a good stretch of games.
>kobe is still an objectively better player than harden
feelsgoodman
>kobe block
rockets really are shit
i hate that smug lebron "you better pay up " commercial
>That framed pic of LeBron
>That butler presenting the keys and bowing
My sides
>>64302731
Clarkson, Russell, and Kobe is too many guys at their best with the ball in their hands to have in one lineup. Better to give him minutes where he can really handle the ball.
>>64302721
adult toys superstore
>>64302731
He hasn't started for a couple weeks. The lelkers were so bad that Byron Scott shuffled the lineup thinking there was no way to get worse.
>dat cutie with stallone
god damn
>>64302741
i fucking love it. lebron is loveable again. He's not the villain anymore.
>hoe mah juh
Did reggie miller really just say that
>>64302746
Nintendo BTFOing John Wall
Sega BTFOing James Harden
What's next Kyrie and Microsoft?
>>64302770
he's the worst
totally ruined kobe's dunk with his stupid click clack shit
Howard is absolutely useless
KOB3
>>64302776
Fuck you. He makes a good foil.
>>64302771
steph curry and star wars.
Fuck this game I want to watch Inside the NBA
>hack-a-howard
>at 6 am
thanks nba
>>64302796
Right?
>Hack a Howard
>a hunt for a exclusive signed kobe shoes
There is no way this can end well.
it begins
fug thos kobe shoes look fresh af 2bh senpaitachi
>>64302807
>Right?
xDDDDDDDDDD
>>64302796
I hope they discuss Gilbert's opinion on the WNBA.
>>64302814
Someone will die in China, mark my word.
>>64302818
agreed canada-baka
>>64302824
You definitely left
>clarkson passes ball to kobe
>holds his hand up while being open
>kobe passes to someone else while clarkson is still open
>they pass again and then someone else shoots
>clarkson still waiting with his hand up
jesus that was sad to watch
>>64302838
The point is for clarkson to stop deferring to kobe.
nike employee here, i know where one location where the new kobes will be sold. AMA
>>64302838
Aint no good NBA player ever was named Clarkson
>>64302849
in kobes rape dungeon?
>>64302849
Is it a small town?
I'm gonna go watch an episode of anime. cba watch hack-a
cya for inside
FUUUUCK HURRY UP
>>64302864
Kobe's HS.
>>64302824
Fuck you pinoy dog eating faggot
>>64302864
Yeah some shithole called oklahoma city
>>64302838
Clarkson needs to nut up and take the team from Kobr. That's all Kobr truly wants: to be sent to basketball Valhalla by a worthy warrior.
>>64302857
could be
>>64302864
no, a big town but in a small business. mom and pop place.
hint:3x2
>>64302885
Chicago
>>64302885
6th street in austin?
why is lakers this bad
Kobe is so nice to children, so it's odd he didn't shake hands with Dwight
>>64302942
It looked like Dwight was dodging him.
new thread for inside?
