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Dodgers and Iwakuma got BTFO
some other things happend
107 days till Opening Day
you know the links
Royals
first for anime
WELL, A BEAT THE DRUM AND HOLD THE PHONE
Reminder that it would take literally your entire farm + ace + team mvp + 100 million to have Kershaw traded to your team
>>64296299
>>64296300
fug, ninja'd
野球は楽しいです!
>>64296339
楽しくない if you ask me. Fucking boreball is for losers and old racists.
So tell me why the Dodgers aren't the favorite in the NL West despite having the best projected team WAR in the division?
http://www.fangraphs.com/depthcharts.aspx?position=Team
Post dank videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxf-95Je450
>>64296299
Reminder that this is the only thing Royals fans do on Google Fiber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk
>>64296389
im on shitty time warner dont make me more jealous senpai
A's desu
>>64296464
HIGH TEST
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>>64296577
she kind of looks like scoutfu lmao
>shitattle anon
I'm just getting into advanced sabermemetrics, can you guys tell me which is more important to a team's shitposting potential:
- MPG (memes per general)
or
- LPM (lels per meme)
ironic shitposting % + memes (ISM)
>Chapman trade gets BTFO by wife beating
>Iwakuma gets BTFO by physical
At least we got prospects.
Just gonna sleep for a year, wake me up when Urias is ready for the Majors
Guys mookie is about to join them in the booth turn on ESPN you pieces of absolutely fucking worthless trashy shit.
>>64296853
k, 4 u
>>64296737
wMC+
Weighted memes created above average, board wide, adjusted for general factors.
It is calculated using wLPM, with the linear weights being calculated by those who do it for free
What is your favorite ballpark meme? Mine is the catwalk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPujIsTUtcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GoqPVI21yc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tEhLlZUwjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaOZNDXnPYc
Why hasn't DG become /mlb/'s first an hero?
>>64297001
because Neon Deion exists
>>64297027
Ohh noes, I've been spoiled for the millionth time!
>>64297017
He still posts on Twitterspee
I suspect he still lurks here as well
>>64297027
DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT SCUM. THE ONLY THING I HAD TO LOOK FOWARD TO IN LIFE WAS THIS EPIC STAR WARS MOVIE. NOW YOU'VE JUST RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE. I HOPE AIDS RIDDLES YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
>>64296883
I'd like for a homerun derby to be held in the trop
>>64296737
LPM for sure
Take the Superb Owl for example when the Patriots guy BtlTFO of the Shitattle guy, this board was having a stroke practically
>>64296737
Meme exit velocity is the most important m8
Anyone have any stats on if a base-hit usually advances current runners one or two bases?
>>64297833
Not sure about that but the RE24 chart is helpful for determining run probability from all the different base-out states
Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers 3m3 minutes ago
The #Brewers have acquired OF Keon Broxton and RHP Trey Supak from Pirates in exchange for 1B Jason Rogers. Broxton added to 40-man roster.
literally who are any of those players
Is Beltre ever going to decline
>>64298202
I heard he declined ur mom
>>64298202
He did in 2005 :^)
![chris-davis-baseball-headshot-photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HZ2pwCp.jpg "chris-davis-baseball-headshot-photo[1]")
2016 Sexiest MLB Firstbase Men
1. Chris Davis
2. Joe Mauer
3. Paul Goldschmidt
4. Mark Teixiera
5. Anthony Rizzo
6. Albert Pujols
7. Pedro Alvarez
8. Joey Votto
9. Eric Hosmer
9001. Justin Bour
9002. C.J. Cron
900000001. Adam Lind
2016 Sexiest MLB MANagers
1. Brad Ausmus
2. Mike Matheny
3. Kevin Cash
4. Chip Hale
5. Andy Green
6. Torey Lovullo
7. Joe Girardi
8. A.J. Hinch
9. Fredi Gonzalez
9001. Buck Showalter
9002.Terry Francona
9000000001. Dusty Baker
>>64298663
>>64298756
>No trip
Fuck off faggot
>>64298789
turn your trip on fag
>>64298816
Not Memeke. I can't shitpost that well.
it'll be a dbag/bj's vs mests/cube WS
opinions
>>64298453
Beltre was a good boy he didn't do anything wrong
>>64298908
wat
>>64298908
3/4ths of those world series mixups are impossible
>tfw memes are the only thing sustaining your baseball-less life
2016 Sexiest MLB Secondbase Men
1. Joe Panik
2. Ian Kinsler
3. Robinson Cano
4. Marcus Semien
5. Neil Walker
6. Dee Gordon
7. Daniel Murphy
8. Logan Forsythe
9. Rougned Odor
9001. Jose Altuve
9002. Starlin Castro
900000001. Howie Kendrick
>>64298908
Try again.
>>64297347
I think MLB would do everything in their power to keep an ASG/derby out of there.
Maybe a minor league derby or whatever is enough buffer to offer the spectacle without rubbing the leagues name through that embarrassment. Cue up pinball noises for whenever one hits the walks.
>>64296883
Notice how the Rays didn't hit any of those home runs.
Will Nick Gookakis help us win it all next year?
>>64296269
>Dodgers BTFO
>implying it's a bad thing that the LA gets a second chance to back out of sigining a 35 year old with arm issues
>>64299966
It was a back problem for him this year but the doys are still trying to work out a deal
>>64299853
Oh my god please yes
A meme Asian and a competent outfielder are the two holes we'd be facing once all the free agents are dealt.
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 6m6 minutes ago
Trade agreement between #Reds and #Nationals apparently is in place. Talks with Phillips continue, sources say.
>>64300397
Why do they even want Brandon Phillips? There's better options in the FA market.
>>64300158
You think they'll make him stop doing bat flips?
Gonna put $2000 on the Dodgers win it all. What should I spend my winnings on?
>>64300515
because the reds are pretty much trying to give everyone away
>>64300766
Should spend your winnings on trying to get out of fantasy-land
>>64300678
Maybe, with exception to the reigning champ BJs
If he has a personality that adds some spark to the clubhouse, language barrier or no, that's another hole we've needed since Cruz and Cakes left.
>>64300766
Pay your coyote for smuggling you into the US
>>64300766
Anon, put that $2000 dollars on the giant. At least that way no ones going to laugh at you when you lose it all because it makes sense.
>>64296883
Without a doubt the Miami Meme Machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bJXEBVy5ag
>A source told MLB.com that the Dodgers haven't closed the door on signing Iwakuma, but it appears they'd only do so under a reworked contract now.
>Iwakuma had an exit physical from the Mariners following last season, and Seattle made the 34-year-old a two-year, $30 million offer last week, but general manager Jerry Dipoto didn't want to go a third year on the veteran.
>It remains to be seen if the Mariners will renew interest in Iwakuma, given they're now pushing close to $130 million in committed payroll for 2016. But former Mariners general manager Jack Zduriencik, working as a guest analyst for MLB Network on Thursday, said Seattle -- and other teams -- now should have a chance to sign Iwakuma at a lower price.
>"his leverage is kind of shot right now."
Zduriencik was actually good on mlb network this week
we /60/ now
>>64301898
Jim Bowden @JimBowden_ESPN 2m2 minutes ago
According to sources the Seattle Mariners are now back in the pursuit of Hisashi Iwakuma
>>64302235
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 2m2 minutes ago
the grass isn't greener in Los Angeles because they can't water it and it is dead
Anyone wanna play catch?
GET EM JERRY
>>64302353
top scoutfu
>>64302333
I did some Shortstop drills today for the first time in awhile. I forgot how fun fielding was.
>>64302333
>tfw I haven't played catch with a real human bean for years
we kuma now?
>Dat Dude BP to the Gnats
Kek.
>>64302353
So qt
>>64302371
>no friends to play ball with ;_;
>>64302374
c-catch anon
>>64302379
M's have already hit like $130 million in payroll. We need them Nintendo bux
>>64302396
it's okay pizzabro i'll play catch with you at an aquasox game next year
official mariners twitter just posted a video of dipoto saying iwakuma is coming back to the mariners, wtf is happening
>>64302445
Let's do it desu
FUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bob Dutton @TNT_Mariners 1m1 minute ago
#Mariners just re-signed RHP Hisashi Iwakuma to one-year deal with vesting options for two more years.
that was fast
based fucking dipoto
>No more Iwakuma
I'm kind of glad. Giving up their first round pick ONLY for Iwakuma would have been a waste.
nice
LMFAO DOYERS
ENJOY YOUR IAN KENNEDY
https://twitter.com/Mariners/status/677722932324392960
i love him
>>64302566
Feels good man
so this basically confirms the dodgers will go after maeda, right?
outta my way manlets
Kuma has a friend to talk to again!
Do they mariners enjoy kuma so much that they'll throw money to a dead arm?
>>64302615
Why did the Dodgers throw money at the dead arm then?
>>64302594
Or Leake.... Hopefully Maeda for less than 120.
hey remember that time the rangers won the world series?
>>64302624
they can afford to
>>64302578
>you will never attend the Mariners holiday party
Why fuckin live senpaitachi
>>64302624
they didn't
he failed the test and dodgers backed off like any other team would have done
shit if the tigers signed iwakuma after knowing he just failed a medical exam I would be mad as fuck.
>>64302615
They managed to get him for a year so why the fuck not? He was incredibly effective when he came back this year and they have enough depth if he gets injured again. Unless they trade away Paxton or Karns. pls don't do that jerry
>>64302615
they know kuma's health a lot better than other clubs taking their first look at him
have a video of aoki and iwakuma advertising japanese matresses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUsV8zZWL8
>>64302640
>you will never attend the Mariners holiday party with scoutfu at your side
FTFY
>>64302700
haha ewww
>>64302700
>mfw seattleanon could be at the party if he stayed with scoutfu
What a dumb fuck
Felix/Kuma/Miley/Walker/[Karns/Paxton]
Aoki
Marte
Cano
Cruz
Seager
Smith/Guti
Lind/?
Iannetta
Martin
No real place for Montgomery but bullpen right now since he's out of options. Guess they're gonna trade him
>>64302778
tfw wearing my bear hat right now
>>64302747
low test faggot detected
>>64298663
I think Bour is ugly enough to merit being last.
Mariners get Kuma in pretty much same way they acquired him years ago
>>64302875
Dipoto snuck into the Doys FO and swapped out Iwakuma's medical report with Danny Hultzen's. This was his plan all along.
>>64296464
Last time Oakland had white fans photographs were still taken in black and white.
>>64302799
When did high test start meaning someone who likes fugly chicks?
>>64302930
It's too bad all our niggers are Jints fans now, huh?
>>64302936
It's a meme
>>64302936
Nigga u gay
eat shit angels
How will the doys get cuckd next?
>>64302978
a meme would be roleplaying daddy/little with her and pissing on eachother afterwards
>their entire season
>>64303034
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
>Arrieta is a Cy Young
Tipped
Hey guys, I just got this hat. Please rate
>>64303058
2/10 doesn't even blend
now do me
>>64303058
>>64303082
Padres fan here: who can split our hat with? Anyone?
>you will never experience Barry Zito shutting down the cardinals in 2012 again
>>64303091
Literally who?
>>64303053
>literally being a cuckold
>>64303106
Kek
>>64303100
god damn that was such a great game
>>64303106
They can share a hat with the White Soxs then. It's perfect.
>>64303137
who?
reunited and it feels so good
>>64303124
In February, we might be lost-teams bros :( How did Seattle cope with losing the Sonics?
>>64303170
Some people here kept watching the Thunder but far and wide there was contempt for that org. People here still love KD though.
>>64303082
Not as cool/10
>>64303170
invest in another sport with a team hellbent on winning a championship, the Padres did a bretty good job of that in '98 before running into the Yankees buzzsaw
>>64303170
>watching apehoop
who's ready for some laughs?
>Arte Moreno is probably over-watering his lawn while wearing Dolphin shorts...because you don't really have to worry about freezing temperatures if you're already the owner of a cold, dead heart
http://www.halosheaven.com/2015/12/17/10430558/angels-twitter-reacts-to-arte-scrooge-morenos-latest-insult-towards
>those tweets at the bottom
>analheim fans
>>64303203
>watching boreball
>>64303091
The Padres only real use is for extra home games for the Dodgers and Giants
>>64303216
>Implying watching a bunch of niggers steal a ball from each other is exciting
>>64303216
>not watching basedball while eating apple pie and singing the national anthem
Are you a commie
>not enjoying a wide array of athletics
savage
>>64303212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsx3nGoKIN8
>>64302122
>More than half the voters voting for Barry
Will the old guard die off soon enough for him to still be eligible or will he have to get in via veteran's committee?
>>64299143
Lel
You now remember hall of fame Giants pitcher Randy Johnson
>>64303212
Do you do anything with your life other than obsess over the Angels
Is there a more JUST ex-player?
>>64303605
okay let's discuss your shitty city in general
>>64303593
>>64303621
anyone else disappointed when you found out he didn't have a redneck dialect?
>>64302700
It hurts breh
>>64303593
>>64303621
I think these are all the teams the Hall of Famer played for, right?
>>64303633
tommy hanson
>>64303641
No, I hate rednecks. I live in Kentucky and I'm surrounded by them. They're fuckin' everywhere.
>>64303637
Glad I don't live in Oakland :^)
>>64303641
Nah I knew he was from the bay area
>>64296309
why would anyone give up all that just to lose in the DS?
Hey guys, I'm having trouble figuring out who won the 2005 world series, any help?
>>64303706
It was 10 years ago. No one remembers what happened 10 years ago.
>>64303706
I don't think there was a WS in 2005. Some kind of labor problem I recall
>>64303723
>>64303725
Hmm, are you sure, literally someone had to win it, but who?
>>64303706
>>64303723
>>64303725
Google says the White Sox but that doesnt sound right
good night brehs
>>64303743
Who the fuck are they?
>>64303742
I don't know.
But whoever it was, they swept the Angels 4-1 to get there.
And then swept the Lastros to take it all
>>64303593
I sure do
Loved him on the Diamondbacks and even more in a giants uniform
Thanks for giving me a ride so that I don't have to walk in the rain, anon-kun!
You know, I've always thought you were cute...
And I'm gonna save a lot of time since I'm not walking...
>implying you're not a sick fuck
>>64303743
Who?
@Mariners
Jerry Dipoto delivers a special gift to the front office at the #Mariners holiday party: Kuma is back.
https://twitter.com/Mariners/status/677722932324392960
>Dipoto never stops doing shit
>he even does shit at holiday parties
If Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer are to die together, I want this guy to take over. He just keeps on DOING shit.
>>64303909
He is literally Chris Traeger
>>64303898
Red Sox AAA team?
i dont know
>>64303948
White sox? When are we gonna stop this race shit. It's 2015
Could somebody please remind me of what he did wrong?
>>64304068
He was a cubs fan
LITERALLY NOTHING IS HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daGGKnYCCZ4
Get fucked Sydney blue socks, Melbourne for life.
>Doyers offseason plans crashing down around them while Giants are making moves
>>64304166
>Implying the Giants have made any good moves
>>64304166
What moves lol?
Does Jerry Dipoto sleep?
>>64304315
They're secretly pissing in all your favorite players' hair
>>64304166
>dodgers aren't signing anyone , so far only two planned signings failed while they admitted they weren't going to give grienke 6 years
>giants got two broken arms and some nobodies
>d-backs overpaid grienke and gave away their farm for a shit pitcher , keep in mind this is the same farm that grienke praised
>padres are doing nothing
>rockies are rockies
If anybody is winning right now it is padres and dodgers mostly because both the teams are missing some competent whereas rockies need an entire rebuild , giants overpaid pitchers that'll break down as the season goes , dbacks were the new padres until they traded everything
>>64304351
Why do the Rockies still exist?
>>64304379
Humiliation
>>64304409
They're going to win a world series before the dodgers do :^)
>>64304351
it's hilarious watching the other NL West teams scrambling to spend as much as the Dodgers
I would be happy if they could get Gallardo for cheap or Chen for less than his asking price
>>64304604
While they are shit, they do have cool uniforms and one of the better logos in the league.
Thank you based jerry
>>64304166
Giants should have invested that 200 million into robotic arms and human cloning
>>64304095
Holy crap this exists?
>>64304623
It's not about trying to spend as much as possible, and there's nothing funny about spending what's needed to improve your team. What a strange thing to say.
>>64304689
>cool uniforms
>vests
>purple
'90s are over, bro.
>one of the better logos in the league
Ball in flight with the mountain in the background is ok, but the Rockies wordmark and font are just horrible, especially with silver as the highlight color.
>>64304095
mah nigga
>>64305192
>implying purple isn't the GOAT color
>>64303573
>Will the old guard die off soon enough for him to still be eligible or will he have to get in via veteran's committee?
Neither. He was MVP when he was a stick. His crime against baseball is every bit as unforgivable as that of Pete Rose.
>Rose will get in posthumously if he dies soon
>Bonds won't ever get in
There comes a point where you begin to feel sorry for dodger fans. Getting cucked twice in the offseason is quite mean.
>>64304351
>>64304623
>This damage control
>>64304623
What is Chens asking price? He's more valuable than iawakuma desu senpai. Younger and put up good number in the AL beast.
>Shapiro shitting all over Beestons plans to install grass in the Rogers Centre indicating it doesnt take priority over other renovation projects planned for the building
>implying 2017
>implying ever
JUST
>>64306068
Shapiro is a faggot cunt who cares.
>>64306027
20m/yr
>>64305580
>There comes a point where you begin to feel sorry for dodger fans.
Not really
>>64306184
Seems a little high. Something like 15 a year sounds right. I was expecting him to get 60 for 4 years or something. I'm surprised more teams haven't shown interest in him.
>>64306227
He wants like 100m/5
>>64306467
Well fuck no wonder he hasn't signed yet. That's way too much.
What's up with Yovanni Gallardo
No talks about him whatsoever
>>64305063
>>64305220
Its a brave new world
>>64306467
>>64306476
Picked up bad habits from Davis I guess
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal
Source: Kershaw to join ISIS
>>64307464
Yeah but at least Davis has accomplished things in his career. Chen is a #2 or #3 on most teams. I would be very surprised if teams were willing to go any higher than 75 million which I think is rather generous.
>>64307498
Very true. Still hasn't thrown a complete game.
>>64307851
>muh triple crown
>>64307865
cry everytiem
>>64307851
The only thing wrong with Mike Trout is that he isn't doing this in pinstripes desu
REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
also thanks for driving his asking price into the ground. it was the same shit when they first picked him up.
>Dogs lose IWAKUMA
>The city of dahdee memeky
>>64308077
id be pissed off
>>64308030
this baka desu senpai
>>64299386
>no Kipnis
shit list m80
>>64303909
>implying based Jason McLeod wouldn't be next in line for GM
>>64306068
watching jasy bandwagoners be buttflustered by Shapiro is beautiful
>>64308071
Kuma flew too close to the sun and got burned.
>>64307480
Any opt-outs?
>>64308278
Most fans are fucking retarded. They have no clue what they're saying. Reading comments on sportscentre about jays makes me want to slam my dick in a car door.
>>64303909
>Thinking Dipoto is good
Poem related
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/173253
>implying "failed a physical" is not doyerspeech for "wouldnt let us pee in his hair"
>Fenway is iconic but shit
>Trop and Rodgers aged horribly and lel Astroturf
>Trop's field in particular is just embarrasing to look at
>Yankee Stadium II is fucking multi purpose
How can the best division in Baseball have such shit-tier stadiums besides Camden Yards?
>>64308608
DG is Dodger FO? No wonder he knows so much
kuma press conference at :30
http://m.mariners.mlb.com/sea/video/v535164583/live-mariners-press-conference
>>64308665
The only shit hole is trop. Fenway is a classic, Rogers has a fucking dome (I can't believe no teams do this), and Yankees stadium is pretty new and nice.
>"The bear is back in Seattle"
POSTING IN A KUMA CELEBRATION THREAD
Whats the Dodgers' new manager like?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/gaedeed01.shtml
@JonHeymanCBS 1m1 minute ago
Iwakuma gets $1M sign bonus, $10M 2016 salary plus $1M buyout on club options in '17 and '18. $12M guaranteed
>>64309204
Iwakuma has club options for 10M but '17 option vests at 14M with 162 IP in '16 and at $15M in '18 at 162 IP in '17 or 324 in 16-17
>>64309232
>>64309204
If I see it right that means:
2016: 10m
2017: 14m (if 162 IP), 1M buyout if ded
2018: 15m (if 162/324), 1M buyout if ded
that's... that's fucking fantastic. Thanks for the xmas gift doyers!
>>64308665
>best stadium
You mean worst division in baseball right?
Not only are the Teams hateable but time and time again the teams have all proven to have shitty fanbases. Every one in the division.
Jays fans, you were here this year
Yankees fans, don't even need to say why
Red Sox fans, Yankee's Jr. who act just like Yankees fans but have less to show for it
Orioles fans, most of them are from Baltimore and most everyone from baltimore is a fuckhead.
Rays fans, they're nonexistant but also the kind of fans that'd call in a fake bomb threat to the school they're a janitor at.
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 38s38 seconds ago
Henderson Alvarez close to a deal with the a's
>>64309457
who
>>64309284
thank u based doyers
Now we actually have to pick 2 out of Miley, Karns and Paxton. Paxton is a solid #2 when he's not hurt, and yet he's not even projected to make the rotation wtf
>Mariners trade LH Tyler Olson to Dodgers for PTBN or cash. Olson was DFA'd earlier this week
>>64309649
>we feel bad soo uhhhh here you go
>>64298137
What's going on here? Is he trying to unbreak his thumb?
>>64309300
Well memed anon
>>64309300
>this royals fan spewing his bullshit again
lol
Jon Morosi @jonmorosi 54s54 seconds ago
#Pirates sign Ryan Vogelsong to one-year contract.
>@Evan_P_Grant
>Rangers have signed former No. 1 pick Matt Bush, released from prision in October, to minor league deal. More to come.
>If a player wen 2-5 with a single and a home run in every single game of the season, they still would not have an OPS as high as Bonds in 2004
>tfw you got to watch him play in your lifetime
>>64310081
Not counting Appel or Swanson, is he still the only #1 overall pick to never appear in the majors?
>>64310062
>yfw jints have won every postseason game he has started
>>64309122
He once stole a base for a shitty team with a shitty fanbase.
>>64310108
Brien Taylor
>>64310095
It is a shame the limp dicked voters will keep him out of the hall of fame. Fuck I hate baseball writers.
>>64310108
Nah, there have been a couple.
Steve Chilcott and Brien Taylor, to name a couple.
>>64309631
Paxton just can't stay healthy. It's usually nothing horrific, but he always ends up setting out forever because reasons. Walker should definitely be in there, so tough luck.
>>64310184
Not saying he doesn't deserve it but it's fucking amazing that smug faggot won't ever sniff the HOF.
>>64309631
All I see is DEPTH. And now everyone is flipping out over which we're going to trade.
DEPTH
E
P
T
H
>>64310081
>In early 2009, Bush was allegedly involved in a drunken assault at a San Diego high school, which was caught on camera. According to witnesses, a drunken Bush beat up a high school lacrosse player with a golf club while screaming, "I'm Matt fucking Bush!", which was recorded on videotape.
>>64310240
Mariners will still finish 2nd last in the division though.
>>64310062
Volgey ;_;
At least he will play in his home state
>>64310081
i wonder if they will have the same rules and piss tests that hamilton has to do for him.
>>64310252
>According to witnesses, a drunken Bush beat up a high school lacrosse player with a golf club while screaming, "I'm Matt fucking Bush!
drunk happy gilmore?
>>64310256
Behind who? The Angels and jered "70mph" weaver?
>>64296642
>rollie fingers
>fingers
>>64310062
>tfw no more post season Vogey
Who knows maybe the pirates start him in the 2016 wild card game and he actually wins
>>64310062
TYB Vogey for everything
Run that angry chainsaw on everyone except us
>>64310429
Top lel
I want to believe
>>64310429
>Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly put their entire season in the hands of Ryan Vogelsong by starting him in the 2016 Wild Card game and it worked out ok for them.
I'll post that every day if they actually try that
>>64310307
Astros
Rags
Anglels
Memeners
A's
>>64310511
I love this rangers meme
>>64302122
what?!? no votes for Eckstein? asshats
/mlb/ Dodgers are proof that money alone cannot buy you happiness
First lets visit the highest spending teams per season
Highest spending per season since 1989
2015 #1 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 272,789,040
2014 #1 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 235,295,219
2013 #1 New York Yankees- $ 228,835,490
2012 #1 New York Yankees- $ 197,962,289
2011 #1 New York Yankees- $ 201,689,030
2010 #1 New York Yankees- $ 206,333,389
2009 #1 New York Yankees- $ 201,449,289 - World Series Winners
2008 #1 New York Yankees- $ 209,081,577
2007 #1 New York Yankees- $ 189,639,045
2006 #1 New York Yankees- $ 194,663,079
2005 #1 New York Yankees- $ 205,938,439
2004 #1 New York Yankees- $ 182,835,513
2003 #1 New York Yankees- $ 152,749,814
2002 #1 New York Yankees- $ 125,928,583
2001 #1 New York Yankees- $ 109,791,893
2000 #1 New York Yankees- $ 92,538,260 - World Series Winners
1999 #1 New York Yankees- $ 88,180,712 - World Series Winners
1998 #1 Baltimore Orioles- $ 71,860,921
1997 #1 New York Yankees- $ 73,389,577
1996 #1 New York Yankees- $ 61,511,870 - World Series Winners
1995 #1 New York Yankees- $ 58,165,252
1994 #1 New York Yankees- $ 47,512,342
1993 #1 Toronto Blue Jays- $ 51,935,034 - World Series Winners
1992 #1 Toronto Blue Jays- $ 49,427,166 - World Series Winners
1991 #1 Oakland Athletics- $ 39,191,167
1990 #1 Kansas City Royals- $ $23,617,090
1989 #1 New York Mets- $ $21,300,878
>Total: $ 3,593,611,958
Now if you remove the 2015 and 2014 years from this to remove the Dodgers from the #1 overall payroll you get 3,085,527,699 Which is a little below 600 million more than the dodgers total payroll for 1989-2015. During that time you have 6 other teams. 3 of them with 7 World Series wins combined between them. 6 of them with top payroll.
So obviously money can help but in the end it isn't just Money that can buy you happiness. As you can see with the Dodgers below.
Now let us move onto the payroll of the Los Angeles Dodgers whom are living proof that money alone cannot buy you happiness.
LA Dodgers spending per season since 1989
2015 #1 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 272,789,040
2014 #1 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 235,295,219
2013 #2 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 216,597,577
2012 #12 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 95,143,575
2011 #12 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 103,788,990
2010 #12 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 94,945,517
2009 #9 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 100,458,101
2008 #7 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 118,588,536
2007 #6 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 108,454,524
2006 #6 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 98,447,187
2005 #11 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 81,029,500
2004 #7 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 89,694,342
2003 #4 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 105,872,620
2002 #5 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 94,850,952
2001 #3 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 108,980,952
2000 #2 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 88,124,286
1999 #8 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 71,115,786
1998 #3 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 62,806,667 *
1997 #8 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 48,472,321
1996 #12 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 37,313,500
1995 #12 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 36,725,956
1994 #9 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 38,837,526
1993 #14 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 33,529,000
1992 #5 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 42,050,166
1991 #3 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 35,557,927
1990 #7 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ 20,943,107
1989 #2 Los Angeles Dodgers- $ $21,147,506
>Total: $ 2,422,579,428
two billion, four hundred twenty-two million, five hundred seventy-nine thousand, four hundred twenty-eight for Zero(0) world series.
Or for you other kind of Dodgers fans I got you covered too. 4,150,387,336,341,503,873,018 pesos. Or, in written form,
four sextillion, one hundred fifty quintillion, three hundred eighty-seven quadrillion, three hundred thirty-six trillion, three hundred forty-one billion, five hundred three million, eight hundred seventy-three thousand, eighteen pesos.
>>64310868
She qt
>>64310905
>four sextillion pesos
kek
>my projected mets opening day lineup
1) Span/Parra (CF)
2) Walker (2B)
3) Granderson (RF)
4) Duda (1B)
5) Wright (3B)
6) d'Arnaud (C)
7) Conforto (LF)
8) Cabrera (SS)
9) Harvey (P)/ deGrom/Syndergaard/Matz/Bartolo(Wheeler in 2nd half)
you have to admit it's good
>>64310905
>>64310886
Now finally, let us move onto the lowest paying teams in MLB history since 1989. As you can see Florida makes multiple appearances.
Lowest spending per season since 1989
2015 #30 Miami Marlins- $ 68,479,000
2014 #30 Houston Astros- $ 44,544,174
2013 #30 Houston Astros- $ 22,062,600
2012 #30 San Diego Padres- $ 55,244,700
2011 #30 Kansas City Royals- $ 36,126,400
2010 #30 Pittsburgh Pirates- $ 34,943,000
2009 #30 Florida Marlins- $ 36,814,000
2008 #30 Florida Marlins- $ 21,811,500
2007 #30 Tampa Bay Devil Rays- $ 24,123,500
2006 #30 Florida Marlins- $ 14,998,500
2005 #30 Tampa Bay Devil Rays- $ 29,893,567
2004 #30 Milwaukee Brewers- $ 27,518,500
2003 #30 Tampa Bay Devil Rays- $ 19,630,000
2002 #30 Tampa Bay Devil Rays- $ 34,380,000
2001 #30 Minnesota Twins- $ 24,350,000
2000 #30 Minnesota Twins- $ 16,519,500
1999 #30 Florida Marlins- $ 15,150,000
1998 #30 Montreal Expos- $ 8,317,000 *
1997 #28 Oakland Athletics- $ 12,879,889
1996 #28 Milwaukee Brewers- $ 11,701,000
1995 #28 New York Mets- $ 13,097,944
1994 #28 San Diego Padres- $ 13,774,268
1993 #28 San Diego Padres- $ 12,842,333
1992 #26 Cleveland Indians- $ 9,323,339
1991 #26 Houston Astros- $ 12,484,014
1990 #26 Baltimore Orioles- $ 8,087,702
1989 #26 Philadelphia Phillies- $ 8,633,000
>Total: $ 637,729,430
Dodgers pay rate for the past 26 years is almost 4x more than the combined lowest pay rates for the past 26 years.
Also 4 of these teams since 1988 the last time the dodgers won one have won a total of 5 world series which as you can tell is 5 more world series than the dodgers have won in total since 1988 despite at one point in the past 26 years were in the absolute bottom of the payscale. In which the dodgers were never lower than #14. Which concludes that money alone cannot buy you happiness.
>>64310905
>>64310980
why does 1998 have an *
cause steroid era?
>>64311017
Actually, I forgot to remove those. I originally had calculations going from 2015 to 1998 but decided to go from 2015 to 1989 for the full effect. I forgot to remove the *'s in post. They mean nothing.
Am I the only one that forgets Cleveland has a baseball team?
>>64310905
>2 trillion pesos is $1
>>64311158
Lel, that was part of the joke mate.
>Dodgers get BTFO by Cueto and Price
>Dodgers lose Greinke in 11th hour
>Dodgers lose Chapman in 11th hour
>Dodgers lose Iwakuma in 13th hour
>>64311452
at least they secured the services of Chase UtlAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64311452
JUST
>>64311132
Only if you were born after the turn of the century
>tfw yuro sp and sawker threads
>>64312185
I don't mind them, but fuck is tsuuu getting annoying
>>64312224
i put tsuu* in the filter a while ago. gas all yuros
>>64299386
>no Jason Kipnis
>>64303216
>/NBA/
![york-mets-v-chicago-cubs-20150513-031117-990[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X4yzGUl.jpg "york-mets-v-chicago-cubs-20150513-031117-990[1]")
2016 Sexiest MLB Thirdbase Men
1. Kris Bryant
2. David Wright
3. Danny Valencia
4. Jake Lamb
5. Luis Valbuena
6. Trevor Plouffe
7. Martin Prado
8. Kyle Seager
9. Chase Headley
9001. Maikel Franco
9002. Yunel Escobar
900000001. Jung Ho Kang
>>64308278
>I will sign four 32 year old RFs who can alternate at 1B/DH
>>64312482
>hot corner that low
>>64312482
>no Donaldson
Kill you're are self
>>64310492
>Preemptive reminder that the Pittsburgh Pirates willingly placed their 2016 season in the hands of Ryan Vogelsong in the 2016 WIld Card game
IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
>>64312529
seags is qt but not sexy
>>64308236
>>64312425
Kip was 10 on my list, I couldnt put him ahead of Murphy, Forsythe or Odor. I spent a half an hour looking at their faces imaging who I'd like to make love me me the longest and Kip was just too big. He seems more like a small thrusts guy while the others would be more impressive.
>>64312482
n-no homo, but im ok with this 1-2
>>64312551
Look at his list, it's primarily NL. I guess it's just players he wants to pee on.
>>64312608
Youre so stupid fucking hell
>>64312652
Hello daddy how are you today
>>64312652
hi there babby salty
stay sour forever
>>64312482
>>900000001. Jung Ho Kang
racist desu
>>64312738
>salt
>sour
>>64312529
No standout features, he was fighting for 7 but Prado has a cute smile. He looks more manly than Headley though.
>>64312551
He was 10 on my list just like Kip. He has nice hair and plays good but Headley is a very normal looking man. He also has a nicer smile. Donaldson is just too square headed.
>>64312596
I was sad to put my Captain at 2 but I think baseball will be happy with Bryant at 1 now. They are both so beautiful I can't even believe. Then again, my Captain is 6 feet tall while Bryant is younger, has STUNNING eyes, and is 6 foot 5. So hot.
>>64312652
>>64312761
kek thats why i said, i understand wright at 2
>dem blue eyes
>dem hollywood smile
Theres a reason they called Wright 'hollywood' in the clubhouse. I could see bryant doing the same thing.
>>64312755
I actually like asian men but Kang is so ugly. He looks like asian Spock and its unacceptable, really.
>>64312652
PEE IN LOO
E
E
I
N
L
O
O
>mfw there are legit raging homos on /sp/
JUST
>>64312482
Solid list my bro
No, really
Why hasn't anyone appropriated the Calvin Peeing decal to /mlb/ yet?
>>64312953
Shit, I didn't realize that the Indians and Dodgers were even talking.
>>64296642
Did she fuck eck
>>64313301
She was getting moustache rides from Fingers.
"When he was 13 years of age, working with the Red Sox, his primary job was to buy drugs for the players while they were in spring training," one of the victims said, according to an investigative report of his sworn statement to Danna. "He would buy pot for pitcher Dennis Eckersley. He advised that Eckersley would give him $250 and tell him to buy an ounce, then keep what's left over."
In the Globe story, Eckersley said he did not remember any such incident.
"I don't recall anything from over 20 years ago," he told the newspaper. "That's what I'm sticking to."
>>64310974
>parra
no thank you to be honest family
I know it would be a hit in terms of not spending stupidly, but I really want them to keep Cespedes. I already read reports hes not coming back at all, but god damn did I love him. He flaked out in the World Series tbqh, as did the team, but he has DAT POWER, canon arm, pretty good run speed, and provides protection behind and in front of him. He doesn't seem to be injury plagued, and seemed comfy in new york with no puig like antics.
>>64313400
Reminds me of Joe Pepitone
>One time, someone hit me in the back with some foil, all wrapped up, and there's like four joints in it. I went and stuck it in the ivy on the outfield wall, but I remembered where I put it. [Laughs] Once they saw me do that, the regular Bleacher Bums started throwing things at me every day; I'd get hit with a little packet, I'd look and there's a gram of coke in there. I was like, "Holy shit!" Right into the ivy with it! [Laughs] I'm telling you, I got speed, I got everything. Used to be I was always the first person at the ballpark, and the first one to leave; next thing you know, people are wondering why I'm hanging out at the ballpark so long. Leo [Durocher] goes, "You still here?" "Yeah, I gotta get a rubdown from the trainer!" Then I'd be out in centerfield with my shorts on, looking through the ivy to find my dope. [Laughs] I loved Chicago! With the shit I was getting in centerfield, I woulda played for nothing!
http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/joe-pepitone-on-smoking-weed-screwing-with-sinatra-and-seinfeld-20150709#ixzz3uiyw31Dl
>>64313567
top fucking kek
This is now an MLB drugs thread.
>"After that game was over, we're celebrating and everything at the ballpark, in the clubhouse, and me and some of the guys went back out on the pitcher's mound and we had the big bottles of champagne. Then once everybody said we're going to this club in Long Island to hang out for a while, it was like, 'OK.' ...
>"Well, my ride to the club I called a guy who I got drugs from, had him meet me there, was drinking, started using drugs. Then when the party started winding down, for myself a lot of times I get to a certain point of using drugs, the paranoia sticks in. So I end up leaving the party with the team, going to these projects, of all places in Long Island. Hang out there.
>"Then you know what time you have to be at the ballpark to go into the city for the parade, but I'm thinking, 'OK, I got time.' And the clocks, I mean the rooms are spinning. I said, 'OK, I'll leave in another hour.' Then the next thing you know the parade's on and I'm watching the parade on TV."
>Gooden, who told everyone he had just overslept, wasn't too high at the time, though, to realize that he was making a big mistake.
>"Here I am in the projects in a drug dealer's apartment with guys I don't even know, with drugs in the house, watching it," he said. "It's a horrible feeling."
>>64313635
>This is now an MLB drugs thread
Reminder that Tommy Hanson's drug addiction only got worse in Anaheim.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim are partly responsible for Hanson's death.
>analslime fans will try to defend this
>>64313719
>Reminder that Tommy Hanson's drug addiction only got worse in Anaheim.
source?
Wrigley field is next to a neighborhood called "Boystown" and their players have wants to kiss men.
Are the cubs gay?
>tfw no scoutfu gf to take to junior prom
Why is batted ball velocity a meme?
>>64313779
it's banter you fucking autist
>>64313938
>that flag
>that trip
>"banter"
Are the Dodgers going to be last in their division this year?
>>64313938
Google "Boystown, Chicago"
>>64313986
They'll be first. Not even a doyer fan
>>64313779
Its not a real neighborhood, just like how Silicon Valley isn't a real town. They just use street names to coin its property
>>64303593
>That one time years ago when after a dugout clearing brawl he accidentally put on a Giants hat instead of his Dbacks one
Like pottery
>>64314186
I miss when they would play that highlight on CSNBA every time he started against the Giants. Based Kuip loves that shit.
![Screen-shot-2012-02-02-at-9.34.58-PM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XlIcviA.png "Screen-shot-2012-02-02-at-9.34.58-PM[1]")
>>64313739
Here's the source, fuckboy.
> brandon phillips' trade will fall through
> jay bruce will never get moved
> joey votto will retire a red in 2053
> eugenio suarez will lead the 2016 reds with a .275 OBP
>>64314420
how are the prospects from the Frazier trade looking?
>Former No. 1 pick Matt Bush signs minor league deal with Texas Rangers after prison
Why are the Ragners such a shitty organization?
>>64314438
the one dude is a solid future bat (or some decent tradebait later on) but the other two are basically dead weight, the trade was a bit of shitshow desu
the al west is going to be close
![i-8bb7542f6fb0c312e89658c036528b09-JeffJeredWeaverAna61909ap[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Mi1dHB.jpg "i-8bb7542f6fb0c312e89658c036528b09-JeffJeredWeaverAna61909ap[1]")
>Statement by Jeff Weaver, Bernie Sanders 2016 Campaign Manager
" ... the leadership of the Democratic National Committee is now actively attempting to undermine our campaign. This is unacceptable. Individual leaders of the DNC can support Hillary Clinton in any way they want, but they are not going to sabotage our campaign – one of the strongest grassroots campaigns in modern history."
>>64314480
Don't worry. Chicago is just repeating what they did last offseason. Trade big, spend big, then they'll end up in the basement of the AL Central again.
>>64310905
Are these adjusted for inflation?
It might be way more.
>>64314538
lmao when I was looking up Weaver's stats a few months I ended up on Sanders' campaign managers twitter and was confused for about a whole 4 seconds.
>>64314530
Same with the AL Central.
>>64314480
Thompson has the least upside out of the three though
if Micah can learn to defense, he could be a decent second baseman
Montas can throw 100, solid bullpen potential
Thompson will never be more than a 4th outfielder who had a lucky month at the end of last season
>>64314796
>>64314819
pls no
>tfw mike trout will be the greatest player ever
>>64314921
t-thanks
BREHS
R
E
H
S
>>64314955
bruh
>>64314886
>0(zero) playoff wins
>>64314955
LA cucked again
>>64315044
lifelongfan.jpg
>>64315029
She did it for the likes
Barry bonds is going to the hall of fame and there is nothing you can do about it. cap this
>>64315250
Mike Piazza and Griffey Jr class of 2016
>i might go to cooperstown desu
>>64315266
>>64315411
https://vimeo.com/9335751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aE5BvyqiAU
>>64315104
>being uglier than your fat sister with downs
kek
KEK
>>64315468
Kek
The guy has an awesome sense of humor.
>2015
>signing Matt Bush
oh shit nigger what are you doing
I wonder what Mark Langston is up to these days
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
>>64314955
How do you save Instagram pics in 1080x1080? All i get is 640x640
>>64316254
LA Dodgers: 6
SF Giants: 3
>>64316271
Dodgers 1
SF Giants 8
>>64315539
Yea he's great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHbg1veAC3A
>>64316297
Dunno where you get that number from?
LA Dodgers: 6
SF Giants: 3
Prove me wrong
>>64303593
>>64303621
>>64303658
How do M's fans feel that Randy Johnson retired as a DBack instead of a Mariner?
>>64316383
Most people expected it. I was fine with it since most of his success was there. Griffey will go in as a Mariner so it's all good
>>64316359
except
Dodgers 1
SF Giants 8
tho
>>64316463
>Josh "anal swab" Lueke signed with the Yakult Swallows
kek
>>64316753
classic
>>64316447
>They induct him as a Red cause it was his hometown team
>>64314402
Thats hamilton
>>64317074
this is one of those things that i can never seem to come to terms with. like
>jordan on the wizards
Unfriendly reminder that Kershaw/Maeda is going to be the greatest 1-2 Ace Punch in MLB history.
>>64317255
Exactly my fucking point, bruh.
>vogelsong
I knew he wasn't staying, but it still hurts ;_;
Godspeed, Vogey
>henderson alvarez
can some Marlins fa-- NL east bro tell me literally who he is?
>the Seattle Homosexuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A_4uKD6JGE
>>64317895
decent 2/3 starter if healthy
>tfw the usual generals are shit
any Giants news lads?
>>64317908
>shitattle
>>64317908
God he looks so young in that. Love him though. He was in the booth calling the game when Felix did his perfecto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jClerWR1KM
>>64317908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmqmHbkny-g
>June 23, 1986
>SAN ANTONIO -- Joey Cora, the San Diego Padres' top pick in the free agent draft last year, was in fair condition Sunday recovering from stab wounds suffered in an attack outside the ballpark where a Padres' farm club played Saturday night, officials said.
>Cora was stabbed in the abdomen and lower left arm about 9:45 p.m. as he and several other members of the Beaumont Golden Gators waited for the team bus, police detective Larry Rowe said.
The fuck? I never knew this until now.
>>64317995
Fat 2006 Felix is one of my faves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Siubra8qxq4
>>64317975
I didn't want to feel this feel again
>tfw watched Wilson's last game
>tfw watched Edgar's last game
>tfw went to Griffey's last game
>tfw watched Ichiro's first game as a Yankee
>>64317929
Did you watch the Cueto signing or interview with Koz? Dude wants to get straight to business.
>>64318028
>"Mariners Baseball, My Oh My!"
I miss you Dave
>>64318025
Wow i didnt know that either. My dad still calls him a crybaby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCfnTeyUYm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QwgMHUh7hQ
>>64317964
Scoutfu is cute as fuck. I don't get all the hate.
>>64317975
He was just some shitty catcher, though.
>>64317995
MEME TO THE MAX
>>64318025
>free agent draft
the fuck is that
>>64317929
They're shit to you because jints fans are fairweather as fuck until the playoffs
GOAT M's commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUtOSOgRds
>>64318025
What the fuck is with San Diegos draft picks? From Baseball and Football?
>>64318063
I'm not making fun of scoutfu, I'm making fun of the fag who rejected her by endlessly posting her pics. :^)
she's a qt desu
>>64318068
A's Fan: The Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_6MeN8W3EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tbzsIle7ZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx91ie2ZwHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kle6WB9xpbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhLsGmNYJcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSVTzfwbWmY
best ones
>>64318028
Damn, he was a husky little mother.
>>64318058
>Don Mattingly
Now there's a crybaby.
>>64318066
They just meant the draft.
>>64318080
You now remember Donovan Tate.
>>64318090
You're doing God's work, m8.
>>64318101
not even a westcoastfag
kek
jints fans literally never post in the offseason
>denial: your post
>>64318090
i would pipe her down
>>64318078
>Ichiro will never play in a Mariners game again
>>64318165
You mean you'd piss on her?
>>64318185
I have to remind myself periodically that Ichiro is still active
>>64318185
It's ok, Ichi will play 1-2 more seasons with Miami to get to 3,000 hits and then retire a Mariner.
I miss game threads
>>64318151
Yeah felix was that fat kid who pretty much only threw fastballs until he and the pitching coach got this letter from Dave Cameron telling them to let him use other pitches
http://www.ussmariner.com/2007/06/27/an-open-letter-to-rafael-chaves/
>>64318161
Exactly how much do you crave my insights on the Giants' offseason to date, cuckold? Evaluate your life choices, m8.
>>64318213
>The post, which contained detailed evidence in support of the fact that Hernandez was getting crushed early in games by batters who could confidently anticipate seeing his fastball, was the culmination of a months-long crusade by the U.S.S. Mariner to alter the approach of the frustratingly inconsistent but immensely gifted youngster.
>After the M's-A's game, the victorious Hernandez, who allowed no runs and only two hits in eight innings, told reporters, "Chaves gave me a report. On the Internet, they say when I throw a lot of fastballs in the first inning, they score a lot of runs. I tried to mix all my pitches in the first inning."
>Cardinals Manager Tony La Russa responds with skepticism. "If that's true, then the [Mariners] pitching coach isn't doing his job," says La Russa. "I think blogs are things that are fun, and I love that people are interested in the game. But I don't take 'em seriously."
>>64318247
clearly more than giants """"fans""""
>>64318199
>>64318202
>implying Ichiro will be able to play well enough to get 3,000 hits
>>64318213
>tfw Dave Cameron will never be the GM of a baseball team
>>64313559
inconsistent, and you must remember - this was a career year for HR's RBI's and average. he isnt this good usually.
>>64318275
M's interleague games this year were with the NL West so we didn't get to face the Marlins and Ichiro, and they're with NL Central next year. He'll get 3000 though
>>64318161
I've been posting all offseason family. The giants only signed two arms I'm too busy shit posting other teams moves.
>>64318307
reddit doesn't count
:^)
remind me again why instant replay exists
>>64318353
besides galarraga
>>64318353
because ump's fuck up
I can't wait for the robots to take over.
https://twitter.com/BenLindbergh/status/678027458105450496
>>64313779
>He acruelly tweeted this
That's the gayest thing I've ever seen and I go to San Francisco to watch games.
>>64318386
>women
>>64318386
based Baggs with the burn
>>64309649
In 2015 Tyler Olson pitched 13.1 innings, gave up 18 hits, walked 10 guys, and intentionally walked 7
>>64318514
>>64299386
No Sogard. You gay or something?
How hard are the 2010,2012,2014 champs going to shit on the rest of the league this coming year
...
..
.
in the playoffs.
Pretty hard, 2016 here we come
Alright, this is the GOAT Memeiners commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thzFS07ik1c
>>64299386
>tfw wearing my Gordon jersey right now
>Ryu feeling great.
>Expects to be ready by spring training.
Top kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTRciQvgXzU
>>64318645
legit post, false flag or not
Who's the favorite to win the NL West right now?
>>64318650
Are you a memeiner fan now
>>64318680
>That entire commercial
i'm so glad Jackie Z is gone
>>64318680
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n9o7FjpBimc
>spiceeeee
>>64318698
wasn't there a strawpoll on this?
dads
>>64308236
>>64312425
>>64312579
>>64313241
Morosi has been throwing that out there for a while. I wouldn't read much into it.
>>64314420
>"Give me your #1, #2, and several other mid-level prospects for bandbox hero Todd Frazier"
Nah.
>>64318680
JUST
>>64318735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlU7nbt69vE
>>64318751
Nah man it was the Rockies
>>64318705
>Griffey talks about how he has been touched by the Wish kids he has met, especially as a Major League rookie not that much older than the kids. One boy, named Michael, who received a jersey from Griffey, was later buried in the jersey when he died.
;-;
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE LA DODGERS HAVE SPENT IN TOTAL FORTY-ONE BILLION, FOUR HUNDRED NINETY-SIX MILLION, ONE HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND, SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY FOUR PESOS TO NOT APPEAR IN ONE(1) WORLD SERIES SINCE 1988. NOT A SINGLE ONE. THIS NUMBER ALSO ISN'T ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION.
>>64318796
I FIND THIS FUNNY
>>64318705
Kek, no. Never. However, I thoroughly enjoy seeing Dipoto do shit.
>>64318767
Fuck man, he has less of a neck than Mike Trout.
>>64318786
;__; Fuck, man.
>>64318770
HAWT
>>64318829
>implying
But that's his cousin, Jerry.
bye, vogey
>the doyers have spent four sextillion pesos to not make the world series
>DAILY REMINDER THAT THE LA DODGERS HAVE SPENT IN TOTAL FORTY-ONE BILLION, FOUR HUNDRED NINETY-SIX MILLION, ONE HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND, SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY FOUR PESOS TO NOT APPEAR IN ONE(1) WORLD SERIES SINCE 1988. NOT A SINGLE ONE. THIS NUMBER ALSO ISN'T ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION.
>>64314186
>>64314257
On YouTube somewhere?
>>64319075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RyYNQXFDq4
This team has had a 54 year WS drought and is obsessed with a team that has won nearly twice as many WS rings in their current home state than they have
What team am I talking about?
>>64319102
Kiss the rings
>>64319121
>Toronto Giants
>Tampa Bay Giants
>>64319102
Uh nobody unless you're talking about ringless texas
>>64319126
>trolling about things that never ended up happening because reality has been too cruel to you
sad
So are Upton, Cespedes, and Gordon just not going to play in 2016 or what? Literally no team needs them/can afford them.
>>64319097
Thanks bruh
>>64319097
Wonder if anyone brought this up when he played for the Jints
>>64319193
Giants announcers showed it to him, and they showed it on the broadcast one or two more times during the season when he faced the Dbacks. Just enough not to play it out.
>>64319102
I have no idea. I dont think anyone on /sp/ was even alive the last time that other team won a WS
>>64319140
1954-2010
Look it up
>>64319168
they'll all look good in dodgers uniforms
>>64319256
1988-2015(and counting)
look it up
>>64319256
so 56 years?
>>64319270
Not even as close as pathetic
>>64319284
How many pesos?
>>64319284
Not even a single NL pennant for that team in that time frame. Longer pennantless drought than the other team. Longest in NL West history and still going.
>>64319284
I dunno, the longest they went without making it to the WS was 27 years
The dodgers have gone 28
>>64319276
1954 and 2010 themselves don't count, so 54.
HELLO! YES! doyers and jints fags please FUCK OFF
THX
>>64319312
thread hit the limit anyway
let's talk about your amazingly relevant team instead breh
you start
>>64319288
>>64319295
>>64319297
>West
>Coast
>Cubs
ichiro edition or meme edition?
>>64319321
I dunno. The dodgers have done worse in just about every aspect
how much better would /mlb/ get if we just banned all the california posters?
>>64319349
who exactly are you expecting to be awake right now besides west coasters?
>>64319349
A lot
>>64319353
WA master race
>>64319353
proud marlins fan reporting in for real nigga hours
>>64319325
ichi of course
>>64319168
Yankees should sign all three tbqhb. They can do a meme outfield of Gordon in LF, Cespedes in CF, and Upton in RF.
Then, they trade Gardner for who the fuck knows what.
Then, they also trade Ellsbury for who the fuck knows what.
Then, they realize that Beltran is old and just let him die during the season.
This would give the Yankmemes a team of:
C McCann
1B Texiera
2B Castro
SS Gregorius
3B Headley
LF Gordon
CF Cespedes
RF Upton
DH A-Rod
>inb4 someone accuses me of actually believing this is possible
>implying I'm not fucking around at 3:43am
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