>be NBA player
>deliver baby with Beats by Dre
>in our bathroom
>>64295164
>be NBA player.
>see your kid a couple more times after this.
>then never again.
>she
>Iman Shumpert jr.
The fuck are they thinking?
>trynna get the pipe
>>64295190
>i didnt know i was in labor until she was literally coming out
>baby didnt cry
These two things seem horribly, horribly wrong. All else aside, I thought the baby was supposed to be crying because that meant it was breathing.
>>64295223
The not crying part was most likely bullshit. Same with the "i didn't know i was in labor". That's by no means a simple, painless process.
She was probably taking a dump and had a baby instead. That's why she was in the can. Decided to fabricate a story for instagram likes.
>>64295164
>Fiancé
Did he just out himself as a faggot?
Aww
jesus i didn't believe a single line of that, did they even have a baby? some bae caught me givin birth shit
>>64295223
not crying usually means retarded
t. was once a baby