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Kobe in China would be cool
like old FIFA vets going to the MLS
mfw Off the Record comes on instead of ATH
OFFICIAL HAPPY HOUR SHOW POWER RANKINGS:
1. Pardon the Interruption
POWER GAP
99. Highly Questionable
POWER VALLEY
999999999. Around the SJWs
>>64294757
>>64294757
IT IS
BIZARRO
>>64294832
How do people consistently watch HQ?
Old mexican: Eeeeeh they aaron rodgers...eh. he cana.....uhhh heeee ween da geem
>>64294875
I watch it for the banter
I wish tampa would make the playoffs.
>>64294934
Me too. Fuck the Falcons and Saints. I don't mind the Bucs.
>>64294949
>go undefeated in the regular season
>lose in your first playoff game
I can see the future. Have fun being 16-1. Dumb maple nigger.
Is bomani still angry, angry about cousins?
>>64294996
Probably
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>>64294968
I guess you're a fan of one of those teams that lost a game?
Better a maple nigger, than just a nigger. you nigger.
Bill is such a fucking idiot
>changing a shows format to sell more air time for ads
>Disne!yspn.com
this is precisely why these stupid greedy fucks are circling the drain
>>64295128
>implying
THIS
FUCKING
NEW YEARS
EVE
COMMERCIAL
CAN
GO
DIE
>the University of Space Jesus being all about thuggin
>mendenhall bails for the ACC
investigation by the NCAA when?
>>64295128
he said, as the NFL makes more money every year despite doing the exact same thing
>>64295193
I wouldn't even care if the quality of the ad content were better, but there's only so many times you can beg for shekels before it becomes one solid wail of "muh gorillion!!"
LEL BLELELELELELEL
birth is disgusting
>>64295203
>I wouldn't even care if the quality of the ad content were better
shame on you
LOL DADBALL
REALI IS A BABBY SHILL NOW
>>64295241
it's fucking horrifying
human beings are fucked up animals
Fuck off Bill my god
PLashke acting like a bitch again what a surprise.
>just because you werent born here doesn't mean you're not from here!
what the shit?
>>64295257
Gretzky confirmed for American. Suck it Canada.
>tony likes creeds bbc
>pettine
how many SB rings does Johnny Fingerbang have??
in fact, name the last Cleveland QB that earned a SB ring
>jaws
checking out early, faggots
>>64295317
>he forgot it was Thursday during the NFL season
you have to leave your basement more often
fucking BYU are dirty as shit, fucking shiftless Mormon saltniggers
>Jaws
>>64295352
You tongue your mother's snatch with that mouth?
>>64294949
>Canacuck
>bandwagons the Panthers
>hates the Saints for some reason
Okay.
how long until someone attempts to "merge" SC with /hh/?
like they did /hq/
>>64295487
I want to facefuck Jaws.
It's almost sad how sports chat from those like jaws and other goobers is literally just statistic information that anyone can look up. That's why I like Jon Gruden, yeah he can go off on stuff, but then he'll comeback and show you how why and what could have been on the last play, and you would have never caught it or even thought it.
>>64295499
no homo?
>>64295509
there needs to be a term for this activity
Statistical Regurgitation?
>>64295514
Of course.
"Best defensive player" Really Jaws
>>64295533
well then doobs seals the deal
statistical regurgitation it is
>>64295542
the best defense is a good offense
>arenass
such hero
>>64295533
Good point, In a better world, Tony or Wilbon would interject when he was listing the same Wilson stats being repeated since Sunday night, and say "yeah, yeah, yeah, That's just parroting the numbers we all heard /we all have PFF/PFT/ESPN.com bookmarked, etc... But Jaws what has changed as a QB for him the last 4 years, You were where he is right now, what, in your opinion, has changed in RW?"
>>64295595
>this atrocious grammar
I though Canadians were supposed to be well educated
I'm not even sure what you're trying to ask me
honestly
Would you like to by a vowel?
>nfl network
are there seriously still people that don't get this with a regular tv package?
>>64295619
Well my phones comma game is on point.
What I meant was, When will people start calling out the parroting of numbers that every football show said for 5 days, and instead give us some actual insight into the QB position, and what has RW or the Hawks changed and why?
>>64295660
never, because it's the bread and butter of "sports analysis"
all sport journalism is just hero worship and navel gazing, and there is only so many times you can give a live status of OJ Simpson's prison cell or Lamar Odom's hospital bed before people tune out
So statvomit is just a tool that sport journos use to pad the air time
frankly, I think they ought to all be contractually obligated to participate in a new awesomer version of Family Double Dare, like Ninja but w/ slightly less immediate danger
that way they all know how expendable and shit they are
>>64295708
>the 23rd annual journalism hunger games
>brought to you by Crown Royal Regal Apple
>>64295744
HAPPY TRAILS
>p/r's
[1]NO SHITPOSTING
[2]POST CAPS/O.C.
[3]PLEASE DRINK
[4]UH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>responsibly
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>>64295742
>still taking about the warriors
When will it end
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