What's next for him? I'm struggling to think of clubs that he would even want to manage, and I don't think he's ready yet to move in to the less day-to-day nature of national team managing.
Manchester United, England, Portugal. These are the only teams I could really see his next move being. Maybe Atletico Madrid, ironically if Chelsea hire Simeone as their next manager in the summer.
I'm guessing it will be Man U though, but it's really difficult to predict.
Fake Madrid
Anderlecht
>>64290970
maybe halal next season, but they would have to get rid of penaldo, ramos and a few more
He needs treatment for the extended mental breakdown he's suffering, then he goes to China.
>Both Mou and Pep in for the Man Utd job next summer
Neat.
For the ultimate challenge, Mouyes could coach >us.
On a more serious note, probably a team like Valencia or Sevilla.
>>64291046
>Pep goes to City
>Mou goes to United
>dat rekindling of their La Liga rivalry
mite b neat
Halal.
>>64291093
>Leicester win the League
>Chelsea get relegated
>Ireland win the Euros
What a time to be alive.
It will be United, it's where he originally wanted to go after Real but Fergie went all senile and chose >moyes to succeed him instead. Van Laal is probably preparing his summer resignation at this very moment.
A National Team. Either England Portugal or Brazil
>>64291118
>first they got moyes
>now they'll get mouyes
wew
>>64291067
>Valencia or Sevilla
lol no, he would never manage a smaller team like that. He is really beginning to run out of big team options though, but his exes like taking him back.
>FeelTheBrend
Would City take him?
Is there any traditional team that is underperforming, doesn't care about attacking football and wants desperately to win?
I can think of Milan, but Mourinho has a history with Inter.
Maybe Roma? Or Real Madrid?
>>64290970
Man City? Pellegrini is a terrible manager.
>>64291118
>it's where he originally wanted to go after Real
Just because United fans have deluded themselves into believing this doesn't mean that it's true. You sort of need evidence for something to be true.
When he joined Chelsea again he said that it feels great to be home at one of the few clubs that he really cares about, and in his favourite city in the world.
>(neither of which applies to Manchester)
>PSG
>United
>City
I don't see many more options unless he'd be willing to move to Turkey/Russia. He's not going back to Real as long as some of the players are still there and Inter are doing very well with Mancini.
>>64291166
hahaha art attack?
one thing to keep in mind is his high wages, not many teams can afford that and I doubt he's going to take a pay cut until he has no other option
>>64291160
Milan can't afford him at the moment and he hates the Italian media even more than the English.
>>64291166
I don't think he's a terrible manager, just not a great manager and boring as fuck. Though being boring and not causing drama is probably in the job description.
>>64291118
this is a shit meme
Man U fans fucking hate mongo, as do half the board and elders. No way, never, NYET.
>>64291157
I think they'll be going all out for Pep but if he snubs them then I see no reason why they wouldn't try to get Mourinho.
It'd be fun to see him manage a 2nd tier club like Roma, Spurs, Napoli or Valencia but I think he'd see it as a step down
>>64291135
England is the only option that would require him not to move, so that could be a definite possibility. The FA would have no issues with making him the highest paid manager in the world either.
>mfw all the English people that were angry at Mou for years when he managed Chelsea now suddenly have to support him
>>64291189
He loves the English media m8 and they love him. Even now everyone is blaming the players.
>>64291209
That wouldn't be difficult for us at all.
>>64291168
>he said that it feels great to be home at one of the few clubs that he really cares about
it's possible he said that just to shit on halal and its fans. Doesn't meanit's not true
>>64291196
United fans clapped him on and off the field when Real beat United in the CL, and they rated him up until this season. Why do you they hate him?
>>64291209
'no'
The FA are giving Woy the job for the WC, unless he absolutely trashes the euros.
>>64290970
Q$G will jump on the opportunity and sack blanc.
>>64291227
He says a lot of shit but I think that was a rare genuine moment. His Madrid tenure evidently changed him and he seemed like a broken man at the end of the 12/13 season, while at Chelsea he instantly looked rejuvenated
>>64291187
It was a kid's art show featuring a chummy northerner that pretty much every British kid watched after school in the '90s.
>>64291260
yes we watched it in spain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO33sdsk3FI
>>64291210
He pretends to like them when things are going well and then barely acknowledges them when things go to shit.
>>64291274
that's a voice parody by the way, but we had the real thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-3pJqs7NjQ
>>64291235
Every man u fan I know hates him, he is Mr Chelsea to them. Old school man u fans hate Chelsea, like everybody else. The idea they scramble for London Plastic leftovers is unbearable to them.
>>64291239
He did say (after Pep went to Bayern) that he doesn't want to manage in the Bundesliga because he doesn't care about that league, and I'd imagine the same could be true for Ligue 1. But if he's running out of options I guess PSG is possible.
>>64290970
Maybe Roma? But Ancelotti has said he would coach them and they haven't made a move so I don't know. I really want to see him in Italy again tho.
>>64291249
>he instantly looked rejuvenated
until he totally cracked up, nearly got them relegated and got sacked
>>64291293
Old school utd fans have a lot more hate for Arsenal than Chelsea. He'd be welcome at utd if he took over in the summer, literally anything is better than Van Laal at the moment
Manchester United in January
>>64291312
Obviously, but I was talking about the beginning of his second tenure. Everything was going swimmingly until January 2014.
Even though he already seemed different, I remember him defending his players no matter what at Chelsea, Inter and initially at Madrid, while at #2 Chelsea every loss was excused by "my strikers are shit", "the other team is more talented"
>>64291345
It's crazy, managers who start blaming the players for everything are just asking to be sacked.
It's the sort of thing you expect at the bottom of League Two not from a manager of a big club.
>>64291345
He didn't do that until recently really, he's mostly blamed the referees, media and ballboys 2bh
>>64291327
What can I tell you? Not the ones I know. They crave the old Man U way, and he's not going to give them that. He's actually managed to fucking destroy the morale of Chelsea fans with his negative play. And if you doubt that, go and read the 42 page live thread of their game against Leicester. Most of them were raging and wanted him out.
Jose - Man U is just reflex mental clickbait. Not happening. But I'm sure we'll hear a lot about it.
>>64291377
I vividly remember him complaining about lack of strikers the entire first season
Probably England so he can make a brand new bus with a Stones chasis.
Bayern should dismiss Ancelotti and hire Mou. Fucking hell that would be great.
Bayern
Any big club without a manager. He's still got a proven track record, bringing silverware wherever he went. And there's always clubs looking for silverware
>>64291561
>yfw he becomes Assistant Manager at Arsenal FC
Bizarro wouldn'tbe the half of it.
>>64291535
>Bayern should dismiss Ancelotti
what
>>64291640
As in, Bayern should ignore Ancelotti as Pep's replacement
>>64291640
Its basically confirmed that Ancelotti will be Bayerns new coach. Has been all over the web for days.
At the end of the day Jose is still a multi-millionaire, world famous man at the top of one of the most coveted professions there is. On top of this he is devastatingly handsome.
You are spending your thursday night obsessing over him on a chinese loony toons forum.
Who is the loser again?
>>64291700
>one of the most coveted professions there is
Almost fell off my chair reading this.
I'd love Mou at United coupled with Pep at City.
Derby, rivalry, boredom. All in one.
>>64291700
>On top of this he is devastatingly handsome
That's enough /sp/ for today, Jose.
>>64291209
I would love Mourinho as England manager. The guy is top quality and has won the Champions League and multiple league titles. His achievements dwarf people like Hodgson, Capello, McLaren and whatever shit is set to replace Owl after we lose in the last 16 of the Euros.
Sack Woy after Euro 2016, and give him the England job.
>>64290970
BENFICA HERE WE GO
(plz god make it happen)
>>64291093
That's nice.
>>64291209
Same FA who refused to hire Clough after back to back European cups. They will never hire anyone with the slightest hint of controversy, it's all about them and their stability.
US men's national team
3 million EUR per year and total tax exemption to see Russia through until after the 2018 World Cup. You read it here first.
>>64293078
Poop is a pedo ?
>>64291700
>devastatingly handsome
is there something you want to tell us, anon?
>>64293412
>3 million EUR per year
Even with tax exemption, that's pathetic.
>>64290970
what about dirtmund?
>>64293078
Disturbing famalam
>Mourinho sacked
>Benfica playing like shit
>yfw he's going back to the roots by finishing the job he wasn't allowed to finish in Benfica
Never going to happen, he's a huge sucker for Porto, he might even go back there since their coach isn't doing jack shit either.
>>64291312
who says they arent getting relegated still?
2016, the year Lester won the PL and Cheslea got relegated. No one would believe this back in AUgust.
>Italian sources: Mou to Roma at season's end
why
>no more moyes
>no more mouyes
Why do all the best memes have to end?
>>64295921
easy league tbf
>mou managing englkek
Haha. Why would he embarrass himself like that?
o hai
Has Mouyes ever taken a challenging job?
>you will never visit the guuseum
>>64291166
He's very good, he belongs at an upper-middle club.
He'll probably take some time off.
His dad is ill, and apparently that's had a huge impact on his mental state lately.
Nigga needs to take some time off to get his shit straight, then come back with a vengeance.
>>64296289
Nah he went straight from being a translator to being the manager of Porto
>>64296517
via a caretaker role at benfica and a fairly successful run at Vitoria Guimaraes I think
Where are the JUST shops?
C'mon guys.
>>64291700
You don't have to defend yourself Mou, we love you still ;__;
>>64291235
Ignore the flag - I lived in Manchester for 26 years - myself and everyone I know fucking detest Mourinho. Even City fans that I know don't like him much. His style of play is trash and not at all entertaining. He's just been found out this season is all.
Does Monaco still have a sugar daddy? Can't think of any big team left where he can succeed. Maybe Poortugal after they get humiliated at the Euros
>>64296684
United would be mad to keep van laal if they can convince mou to move there now. I think he'll take a break though.
>>64290970
PSG
>>64296569
I was being sarcastic
>>64291166
The guy who turned Mourinho down at Barca is the one in charge of hiring at Man City now
Palestino
Not Arsenal
>>64296870
its hard to tell these days
>>64296882
Imagine mourinho taking O'Higgins to Copa Libertadores abd Club World Cup glory
>Pedro did arrive from Barcelona for £21m and left-back Baba Rahman from Augsburg for £21.7m but otherwise - apart from £8m spent on Stoke City keeper Asmir Begovic to replace the departed Petr Cech - it was unimpressive.
>unimpressive
>spend £50m
>unimpressive
This is literally the paragraph which should be paraded around as why multi-billionaire bored owners spending literally billions on football teams in less than 10 years is a bad thing.
People now expect teams to spend more than £50m on 3 players.
Yet Lester is 1st and they didn't spend £50m. Arsenal are 2nd and they didn't spend £50m.
Why is it now expected for teams to spend £50m on 3 players and why are writers supporting the spending of £100m+ a window on like 5 players or less as a good thing.
>speaking to dad about it
>he mentions he's not surprised
>hear mum in background
>"I think he was sacked cause he's losing his marbles, he's done some really crazy things and didn't look or sound right in the head"
Gotta love her.
>>64290970
Just want to remind everyone that Chelsea lost to an American High School team this summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r_Oii8ERtw
Even for a preseason game, this was embarrassing to watch
>>64296924
ar6nil or lester have never won the Cl tho idiot
>>64296924
Because Man U and City spend £100+ million every year, so Chelsea need to up their spending to compete. Arselol have a settled team, but remember they never ever win anything important. Leicester are doing well but they are obviously not going to win the league.
>>64296986
Yeah, this is when you could tell that things weren't right. They also didn't win a single game in the preseason. Everything has been shit for a while now, I'm a big Mourinho fan but something really had to change, and it's obviously a lot easier to sack the manager than sell all of the players.
>>64293540
That's 30 y.o Iniesta loli, so no.
>>64296924
£50m for three back up players is very unimpressive.
>>64290970
He can join RB Leipzig when they get promoted next year
>>64293078
That Chinese dolphin harpooning e-forum ass tho
>>64297130
>Energy drink FC
Literally trash tier teams
what about PSG?
>>64290970
He's fucking cancer and needs to go be a stock broker or something
>>64297004
And? Nottingham Forest have more European Trophies than Chelsea.
>>64297039
So, the only important trophies are EPL and CL? Oh well, nobody expects anything from Arsenal or United or any of the other teams then, huh?
>>64297098
Not their fault Mouyes is a hack manager.
>>64294762
They have tactics tuchel who is showing he is an elite coach
>>64290970
FC Basel.
>>64297167
I'd rather my team be owned by them than some sand nigger faggot
>>64297004
I'm hoping for the day somebody gets the advert for Obession, the aftershave, and replaces Kelvin Klein with Sosa.
You are obsessed with them, but hey, now you can be obsessed even more, while Chelsea fight against relegation :^) But I'm sure that CL will allow you to stay, right? ^_^
>>64296976
I wouldn't say I love her m8, but she is good for a shag in a pinch
>>64297167
They would have the money he needs to compete
>>64297174
PSG would literally pay one Billion to get him.
Rumor is, Blanc was negociating for expanding his contract and the arabs overlords stopped everything at the minute they heard Mou was sacked.
I don't see him accepting though, he's not that thick.
>>64290970
feels like he just died like han solo being killed by son kylo ren.
>>64291700
>devastatingly handsome
now now jose
>>64296752
YO JAP
>>64297230
Thanks man, she'd appreciate that.
he'll retire
Mou gonna shock the world and take over at Houston Dynamo.
>>64297411
Maybe, but what about Bayern Utah?
come to united jose
Inter lol
>>64296347
JUstt
that's easy: B E N F I C A
LFV needs him to prove he's the opposite of Vale e Azevedo and remain in power for other 15 years
Pepe be Brazil's NT coach pls
>>64297439
Or the new expansion team...Sacramento Juniors Sporting FC
>>64297535
Can they afford to pay him £350k a week?
>>64296002
>Why would he embarrass himself like that?
I dunno. Why don't you ask the 15/16 Premier League?
>>64296976
She is not wrong, he is fucking shot away lad
>>64297592
Jorge Jesus was getting around that sum per month. I guess one could manage to come to a deal with Mourinho if he wants to be on the project.
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>>64297268
You're pretty dumb if you think he's actually his son.
>>64294762
>dirt
shut the fuck up
>>64291160
>I can think of Milan, but Mourinho has a history with Inter.
Yes,and?
>yfw this man becomes Chelsea manger next year
He's a massive Liverpool fan maybe he'll coach Liverpool youth or woman
Isn't Del Bosque retiring soon? Maybe he'll take over the Spanish NT
>>64290970
Bayern Munich?
What if Chelsea sign him again in the summer after they get rid of the cancerous players?
I wanna believe
>>64300926
That is one handsome and manly motherfucker
>>64300926
Why would Simeone join Chelsea after building a squad that suits him perfectly at Atletico? His heir is even arriving soon.
>>64290970
PSG seems like the most obvious choice if they fail in CL once again, although I am not sure about his French.
United in EPL. Maybe back to Porto. Maybe back to Inter. Maybe even Real given how the faggots who rebelled against him are mostly out of the team. Valencia would be pretty cool for sure, maybe he could get them back to 2001 glory.
>>64291118
Fergie himself said that he couldn't have Mourinho, just stop with this bullshit already.
>>64291157
City is a PR campaign, Mourinho is a too controversial figuire for them.
>>64291160
>doesn't care about attacking football
He broke all records at that with Real. Mourinho being against attracking football is such an outdated meme.
>>64300926
Doubt he would want to work with the divas at Chelsea.
>>64297130
Please.
Yes.
RB Leipzig will win the Bundesliga next season.
>>64300926
>you'll never be Simeone
>you'll never be Anthony Bourdain
Milan. AC Milan that is, bring them back to the big time Jose!
>>64301166
not happening, only locals
>>64301166
You have no idea what it takes for a PT manager to be in Spain. The fuckers have a real complex with us
>>64302811
Why don't you list every team in every league, maybe.
Fucking useless.
>>64304508
kek what are you going on about? nobody gives a shit about portugal, not for good nor for bad. You're the neighbour that says hello and goodbye and never makes noise
>yfw he leads the Toon back to Europe
>>64304528
>ese portugues, hijo de puta es
>Mourinho sacked
>NES sacked
its pretty fucking obvious he'll go to united. he cried when he didn't get the job last time. literally cried. he'll pull every resource and contact he's got. mark my words.
>>64304512
Because with Mourinho it's only about top teams and top leagues, given he doesn't speak German, Buyern is unlikely, which leaves 3 other leagues plus Portugal if he happen to want a homecoming and France if he wants an easy shot for the 3rd CL without having to worry about league. This leaves us with about 5 potential clubs.
I'd love to see him at Valencia, although Benitez is more likely to go back.
Is he still a good manager? Seems like he fucks up a lot
>>64304591
No way in hell is he going to come back to the bpl
He hates the media. Also he'll be going there with expectations of winning the title and if he doesn't he'll get crucified.
Another thing is he always somehow manages to turn everyone against himself at every club he's managed. The last thing you want is to cause a hostile environment at a club like utd.
>>64304579
oh boy, a football chant. I guess it's a unique quality of spaniard fans to take the piss on rivals with their chants.
Mourinho was sacked after he burnt out half of his squad, lost the dressing room, being 10 points down in liga after 3 months in competition, and failing to win shit in his last year at halal. Unsurprisingly it's almost exactly what has happened right now in Chelsea. I guess the english hate portuguese managers too?
I don't even know who NES is, tobehonest. That's how much spaniards care about the portuguese. More spanish managers get sacked every season, I guess they hate spanish managers too. Don't be an oversensitive faggot.
>>64304622
>last thing you want is to cause a hostile environment at a club like utd.
already this. got a season ticket and i cringe every time >we boo at the end of the game. lvg is on borrowed time.
>>64290970
He 's going to take a little break and then he's going for the Netherlands NT
>>64304637
Nuno Espírito Santo, tío.
I feel like your media likes to burn the portuguese managers and/because it sells.
And you could easily take the piss on CR without thinking about his nationality. It's unthinkable for us to sing to Lopetegui (Lo Patético) «espanhol dum cabrão pede a demissão» or wtv
I don't feel offended or anything, I just consider it interesting
>>64304671
>I feel like your media likes to burn the portuguese managers and/because it sells.
That's literally with every manager though. Spanish media is pure toxic cancer. Really, absolutely nothing to do with the portuguese, you just notice it more with them since they are your countrymen.
Nuno was at valencia, who has a notoriously horrible and demanding fanbase who think they should be at the top of all competitions no matter how shit they are. Him getting sacked was just a logical outcome of the present results. They have absolutely no patience there. Remember they were booing Emery (and sacked him) when he was always getting them 3rd place behind barcelona and halal, saying he should do better kek
Fans take the piss using anything they can and some clubs are more crass than others. It's certainly not a uniform thing. They changed regulation last year so now no insults are allowed in the chants, which made halal's favourite chant insulting catalonia at every home game illegal lel
He should Coach the USA national team or a MLS team, preferably the LA Galaxy.
>>64304735
That's the biggest joke I've heard. Why on earth would a top flight manager who's already in the record books do that.
>Mou back in Madrid after Ronaldo leaves
>Ramos forgives him for all his shit
>no more Casillas drama
>less Portuguese players for him to obsess over
mite b cool
>>64304670
I would welcome him, Sneijder and him get along great. Get rid of blind asap. But knowing the KNVB they won't spend money and stick with shitty blind so we enter the dark ages of dutch football
>>64304792
There's also half the fan base hating him too
>>64304860
It's fucking Madrid, when did they ever love somebody fully? Even Ronaldo is getting booed at times and they would be a mid table club without him.
>>64304902
They'd probably be better off right now not having to play Ronaldo. With him, if they're not playing a minnow, they're playing a game 10 vs 11.
>>64304902
but, unlike mourinho this time, they don't hate them before they join the club kek
>>64304715
>spanish media is pure toxic cancer
>not all media
ours is just as vitriolic, reactionary and cancerous, friendo
>>64304946
spanish media has gone to the lengths of photoshoping pictures, deleting defenders to make barcelona goals 'offside' so they could blame barcelona of refball or colouring united fans tshirts white to claim halal has a bigger fanbase than it has in the US. Try and beat that with examples of your media, my friend. I dare you lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onr90cyGtMI
>>64305020
But anon, Barca is a refball team.
Barcelona after they fail to win treble and fire hack Enrique.
>>64291166
Is Art Attack man the only good Scouse?
>>64305502
There is a better chance of him coming back to Chelsea the 3rd time.
>>64305518
But Messi likes him. New president seems to be total idiot and La Masia is long dead. Barca would forgive the past if they have 1 trophyless season.
>>64305537
>But Messi likes him.
But the fans hate him. Mourinho at Barca would be like Mourinho at Arsenal.
>>64305020
>colouring united fans tshirts white to claim halal has a bigger fanbase than it has in the US
lol, I remember this. 110,000 fans at Michigan's stadium, about 80% of them were United fans, so Marca went and photoshopped the whole thing so it looked like everyone was a Real fan. It's their own fault for agreeing to a game in fucking Michigan tbf, if they had held it in Miami the crowd would have been evenly split between United and Real.
>>64290970
Juventus
USA is going to get rid of Klansman and throw however many 0's he needs on the end of his paycheck.
