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>I understand Jose Mourinho has just been told by Chelsea he has been sacked as manager
yep it happened
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/34670192
poor guy ;__;
>mouyes
dead within a week desu
where is he going now i wonder.
ANOTHER WIN FOR ARSENE!
VICTORY CUM SLURP!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck
i wanted him to stay longer desu
>>64288645
>6-0
MAKE A STICKY
>mouyes
>tfw chelsea won't get relegated this season
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
karma
>Mouyes
someone post no-job-line-technology.jpg
THANK YOU AGENT FABREGAS
>>64288656
>16th place
>>64288658
THIS
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>le blame everyone under the sun and invent conspiracies man
>>64288652
DESIGNATED
TOP FUCKING LEL
>MOU YES
IN BEFORE REAL MOUDRID RETURNS
the special juan
>>64288645
what a manager all these 4th place trophies and fa cups and now another trophy
what a man
Good riddance you smug bastard
Relegation confirmed
benitez mourinho swap when?
eva confirmed for coming back
>implying he wouldn't have won the CL and reached 10th in the league
WAKE ME UP
mourinho to villa confirmed
the great escape is on lads
>LITERAL HAPPENING
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bad news. now watch them play good again
ancelotti to his place now?
t. Joberto Moubosa
Sticky when?
>>64288689
The year dreams come true
YESTERDAY I WENT OUTSIDE WITH MY MOMMA'S MASON JAR
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>Mou will come to the Toon because "he loves a challenge"
Source: My granddad
CHAT
Alas, the >mouyes posting is over
>>64288692
kek, the special Juande Ramos
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
Mouyes chatted shit and got banged
>>64288738
SHIT
>Asked if he thought Chelsea's best chance of turning their form around was to keep Mourinho, Wenger added: "I do not want to assess any other things over Chelsea because it's not my problem."
>not my problem
He knew. He knew he was gone. Mouyes probably called him up going "IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOU FAGGOT REEE OH ARSENE I LOVE YOU :("
>>64288586
>BREAKING: JOSE MOURINHO "SACKED" Anonymous 12/17/15(Thu)15:45:03 No.6428
TOP 4 CONFIRMED
>The Special One
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL,
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL,
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL,
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
>>64288751
GET
I'M HERE EARLY ENOUGH TO SHITPOST
>THE "SPECIAL" ONE
>LIKE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
>>64288707
that'd be insulting, to be honest
>>64288719
signed with buyern yesterday
>MOUYES
>Mouyes
>next is home against sunderland
>then home against watford
two easy matches to gain some confidence, they'll be back after new years.
>>64288735
>Source: My granddad
Literally who?
chelsea are such a plastic disgusting club how can you sack him???? there the fucking champions can he not have one bad season
im a utd fan aswell but hate to see him go
I hate Chelsea, but I'm actually quite sad to see him go. They should've gutted the squad sooner than sacking the best manager they've ever had. Hope he doesn't stay in the prem, would be weird seeing him with another side in this league.
Chelsea will come to rue this day.
>inb4 man u sack van laal, van laal goes to chelsea and guardiola goes to man u
MODS STICKY PLS AND MAKE THIS THREAD TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuRwRlicEmw
>>64288662
>David Moyes announced as Chelsea Interim manager
S A C K E D
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THIS IS HOE YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM
>>64288773
You fool! They will lose both 2 matches and drop into the bottom 3!
ITS TIME FOR BRENDAN
>M O U Y E S
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>sticky fags
>>64288586
I HAVE MADE EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE
THAT YOU COULD EVER POSSIBLY MAKE
HOLY SHIT
>>64288762
SACKED
MOYES FOR CHELSEA
FUND
IT
It's not undeserved, but it's still surprising.
I would have preferred Mou to get relegated but w/e
>>64288733
Absolute reddit
CHAT BACK GET SACK
Now we wait to see who will be Chelsea's manager in the championship next season.
>>64288675
Here you go senpai
>ARSENE WINS AGAIN
what a fucking faggot
>>64288766
simeone to chelsea when
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like moyes before him, gone before his time
>>64288782
>implying it shouldn't be this on loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqOsE8HRZJQ
MOURINHO TO PORTO
PORTO CL WINNERS 2016/17
Moyes in
>>64288798
this 2bh
now they're gonna pick up
>>64288754
>I dont want to ass
I always knew he was a little irish
Time for Chelsea to pack it in
About time. Read that he gets 40 million when sacked
>not to bad
>go to Villa
>save them from relegation
>condemn Chelsea to relegation in the process
Do it Jose!
>tfw no more CMN to make fun of
Sad news
>MOUYES
>MOU YES
>sacked by the same club twice
>Mou to Bayern
>Pep to Chelsea
>>64288809
>wanting a sticky for a 90 posts thread when there are like only 3 threads about this
>wanting a sticky ever
pep to chelsea confirmed
>>64288777
I guess the situation must be really untenable at the dressing room. If it were just a bad season but everybody was on board they would probably let him stay
Gus Poyet to Chelsea!
ChelseaFC@CFC 2m
We are delighted to announce that John Terry will be the player/manager for the rest of the season.
>implying this isn't a false sacking
>implying he's mad
Niggas getting 55m for doing nothing.
>>64288833
Eva is the key too all of this
>>64288786
yeah and eva will come back as manager/comfort woman.
Where will he go next?
My guess is United
>>64288835
I'll sticky my knob to your greasy head
>inb4 Abramovich manages to get Pep from Bayern
>>64288780
>I hate Chelsea, but I'm actually quite sad to see him go. They should've gutted the squad sooner than sacking the best manager they've ever had. Hope he doesn't stay in the prem, would be weird seeing him with another side in this league.
I hate when players sabotage their coaches. This is very common in Brazil.
Watch how suddenly Oscar and Costa will start to play well again.
>>64288824
wasnt that little kid that sent a letter to mourinho asking him to come save his club a villa fan?
now's his chance
HASN'T BEEN A GREAT WEEK FOR HOESAYS NAMSAYIN
lmao what a dumb move. who will replace him? literally nobody available (ancelotti wont go bk to chelsea). david moyes?
big alan shearer on 5 live atm
>>64288842
Sauce?
>>64288777
>one bad season
The problem is, that it's not just 'bad' but fucking catastrophic by their standards.
Mouyes and Ronaldo to PSG in the summer
He chatted shit.
He got banged.
>>64288780
>rue the day
Who cares, the new guy will spend another £500m and will scrape a EPL Title or League Cup or something.
Pulis in desu.
THEY ONLY ACTUALLY DID IT THE MADMEN
Without Mourinho, I'm still a CFC fan.
If we finish the league with nothing, I'll still be a CFC fan.
Even if we are relegated, I'll still be a CFC fan.
Head up, lads. This will be seen as part of our history as a great club. Mourinho's time at Chelsea is at an end, but we will bounce back and be better than ever.
I'm a Chelsea fan through thick and thin - this is the thick to last season's thin. We don't know how it happened, all we can do is move on (try not to get relegated at least!) and find ourselves again.
>>64288862
Brendan Rodgers
>>64288842
Don't do this.
>>64288856
Well yeah, watch offensive player play well when they don't play under a defensive, boring, must-not-concede manager.
Mourinho to Benfica, Vitoria a shit anyways!
>tfw no more >mouyes threads this seasons
It was fun while it lasted lads
>>64288867
Tomato sauce!
SPECIALIST IN FAILURE
>>64288862
Juande Ramos is replacing him
>>64288862
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>tfw didn't get to beat jose's chelsea
>tfw they'll get a new manager boost against us
Fuck. I liked having such a fuckface of a manager on such disgusting club.
Kept the trash in one place.
Well Mou can go elsewhere and hopefully stop this self destruction.
Who do you think is stepping in?
Pep? Simeone? Ancelotti? LVG/Pellegrini?
Next job?
Shit, I was hoping they got relegated or something. It was good fun having a laugh at Chelsea, especially after all that's come out of Mou's mouth.
Tbh I feel a bit bad for him though, would be interesting if he replaced Van Lel
>>64288854
mou would commit sudoku if chelsea get pep
>>64288862
brendan innit
or maybe ramos
>>64288875
steady
>>64288881
You still have a team made of players that sabotaged their coach.
>>64288844
It's all just a smokescreen
>>64288860
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>>64288893
>implying united need the new manager boost to lose against relegation teams
>the city of "chelsea" "football" "club"
WHEN JOSES HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
>no more >mouyes thread at /sp/
Shit, What do now?
>>64288893
Post feet ellie
AND BIG BRENNY ROGERS SWOOPS IN
>>64288662
>Chelsea brings in Guus Hiddink as new manager
>we didn't get to see him get battered by sunderland
>>64288898
>I was hoping they got relegated or something
they still might desu
>Specialist in failure
>>64288862
Pep is free
they'll just get an interim coach for the rest of the season
LMAOing at Chelscums
I feel bad for him and I'm not sure why because I loathe Chelsea.
BRENDAN WHEN?
>>64288913
>van laal
>calls Wenger "a specialist in failure"
>has been sacked multiple times
>Wenger has never been sacked
>can only win with stacked teams and spending £200m+ every window
I don't think Mouyes knows what "failure" means.
>b-b-but EPL :(((
Yeah, inherienting a £2bn squad and spending another £100m on it, then £200m the next year.
Rofl. I mean, Arselel is shit too, but come the fuck on Mouyes.
>>64288913
>only got 6 months of >mouyes
fuck sake lads I miss >moyes posting
Another easy victory for Wenger. Van laal to be sacked by February and possibly pellegrini as well.
>lose away to top of the league
>sacked
Harsh af
>>64288611
'Pep Guardiola, Guus Hiddink, Brendan Rodgers and Juande Ramos have all been touted as possible successors. '
>brendan rodgers
>brendan
>rogers
pls make this happen Roman, I want to see flames in West London
>>64288921
desu it was unlikely from the getgo they would
They'll turn it around at some point. this will probably mark the beginning
Inb4 Ranieri gets sniped along with Vardy Salted
>>64288911
YOU WILL KNOW ITS NOT ALL MEMES
Sam Wallace @SamWallaceTel 5 mins5 minutes ago
Guus Hiddink to replace Jose Mourinho until the end of the season. More at @TeleFootball soon
>>64288918
It'll still happen.
I'd like to see Mancini back in the PL desu.
>>64288823
The talk is £12m
>arsenal fans shitposting even though wonga still never beat him in the league and mou won the epl
is there a worse set of fans?
>>64288928
http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2015/12/17/10408952/report-chelsea-sack-manager-jose-mourinho
Pretty creepy how he built a cult following like this, he could have become a dictator or a religion leader.
>>64288862
Hahaha time for Bielsa
>>64288939
and then wenger finishes 4th place while arsenal fans celebrate it like winning the CL
>>64288914
Shut the fuck up, it's a fat paki MAN.
Guys post your face when he and eva meet at the jobcentre
>>64288928
the formatting gives me aids, its like an even worse slashdot
>>64288933
Wenger did warn him about signing Cesc and now look where they are.
Cesc has been the mole/instigator isnt the dressing room.
Like he was at Arse and Barca.
Heh.
BRENNY
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>>64288905
It's a conspiracy, a campaign and a betrayal against his person.
BRENNY
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>>64288939
this
Wengz to cheekily win the league
he really is a master ruseman
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
David O'Leary at 200/1 I worth a go.
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>Mourinho's final match was Monday's 2-1 defeat at leaders Leicester City.
This is the fucking weirdest EPL...
TIME FOR INTERNATIONAL MOU?
>>64288945
Brenny la' is a good manager desu, mid table/el level, Chelsea would be lucky to get him.
>>64288945
>Implying that Chelsea won't relegate to the Championship after they appoint Hiddink
>>64288945
>Hiddink
>Rodgers
lel, who's next Avram Grant?
>>64288956
>no fun allowed
Just celebrate, the fucker is gone
>>64288960
Don't forget their yearly FA Cup :)
>>64288951
lel
this'll be hilarious
>>64288741
;_;
>pep takes chelsea next year
>he wins the CL within 2 years
MOU ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64288928
You missed the one dickhead on there posting "The light has gone out of my life" i.e. quoting the thing Roosevelt put in his diary after his wife and mother died on the same day, because it's remotely comparable.
>>64288951
DON'T SINK THE HIDDINK
Somebody post Abramovich "you gonna get sacked" image pls
Thx
Stupid decision. Jose was the perfect manager to lead us long-term. Now we've spent millions letting him go instead of getting new players in and will be most probably getting a manager with a weaker track record.
Plus the fans (or most) were still behind Mourinho, and we're 1 point off relegation. That says something.
>>64288901
STAY ON TARGET
>>64288956
No.
>>64288967
t. Jose Mourinho
>Guus Hiddink to replace Jose Mourinho until the end of the season. More at @TeleFootball soon
AYYYYYY LMAO
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>tfw they get Ranieri/ancelotti back again
>tfw they sack Ranieri/ancelotti half way through next season
It's like deja vu
>>64288984
Zeman
>>64288586
You don't get to harass hazard and get away with it, not on my watch
byebye sore loser, here's to hoping i never have to see your smug face again
STICK THIS SHIT
Me and the old man having celebratory marshmallows.
How are ye celebrating?
>>64288957
can't wait for my brothers tears about mourinho getting sacked desu
WE NEED TO MAKE CHELSEA VERSION DESU FAMALAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
lel
>MOUYES
Fuck Roman for this. I've been a Chelsea fan for almost 30 years (I'm 33), disgraceful, we can see it's the players who aren't performing, who the fuck is going to turn this around.
Now send that cunt falcao packing along with Costa, fabregas, Pedro etc, start removing the chaff from the wheat
>>64288978
Mou taking over Spain after Euro 2016
>>64288985
fun allowed, arsenal fans literally believe it was wongas doing tho, utter delusion
>>64289010
Taking my wife's son out for a bowling trip. Great fun lies ahead.
>>64288956
>arsenal fans
Yes it's just Arsenal fans that hate him. Obsessed much?
>Have the best manager in the world
>Sack him to keep the likes of Eden 'No goals all season' Hazard and Fiberglass happy/influential
>Chelshit
They're going to get Pep at the end of the season, it'll be interesting to see Pep take a team that isn't amazing to manage.
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>>64288956
>never beat him in the league
And? Your season isn't fucking measured on beating one team
>d-d-d-don't s-s-s-sack me a-a-a-again!!!!! I b-b-beat Wenger!!! WENGER! SPECIALIST IN FAILURE! RIGHT GUYS? GUYS? NO! DON'T SIGN IT! NO! GIVE ME ANOTHER £2BN AND I CAN WIN AN EPL AGAIN! :(((((
>>64289027
That's pretty cute, good for you
>>64288990
Being serious, imagine if a shit no one came as interim and managed to win the CL with Chelsea after Mourinho failed for years. I don't Mourinho could handle it.
>>64289030
Ain't you happy that Mourinho is coming back to Real next summer?
>>64289030
>best manager in the world
love this maymay
>>64289010
Huffing petrol with the wife's son
>>64289026
>arsenal fans literally believe it was wongas doing tho
What the fuck are you talking about you faggot?
>>64289030
>>Have the best manager in the world
Loddar wasn't at Chelsea, m8.
I wish this had happened a little sooner so he could've been our National team coach
>>64288951
>MFW CHELSEA IS GOING TO GET RELEGATED THIS YEAR
MY SIDES WILL NOT BE READY FOR THIS.
>>64288586
yes
they will now magically start to win games
face it, the squad is shit
>>64288808
semi-finals
>>64289030
>Have the best manager in the world
Klopp is at Liverpool
>>64289027
This meme is shit, where the fuck did it come from?
>>64289035
Why would he go for Chelsea over City?
Will he ever return to the isle?
>>64289042
I still think he is desu, even after this shit season and thinking he should have been sacked.
CAN'T DODGE THE BRODGE
Loving every kek
>>64288862
Tactics Tim
>mfw it's real
Holy shit
>mouyes
>>64289046
desu this broke mouyes
MOURINHO ON SUICIDE WATCH
MOURINHO ON SUICIDE WATCH
MOURINHO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64289030
>best manager
>throwing his players under the bus to the media at every opportunity
he has completely lost his marbles tbqh. decision is the right one.
>>64289055
Klopp is an idiot
>>64288623
>feeling sorry for him
The guy has built a reputation on being a giant asshole to everybody and blaming everyone else but himself for his failures. I have absolutely no sympathy for him.
>>64288943
Yeah, no. It was an accumulation of really bad results. You understand how the PL works don't you?
>>64289066
>implying it wasn't the defeat against poop in the uefa supercup
>the mouyes ride is over already
shit
>>64289056
it's just baiting people into calling them cucks and responding
>>64288962
prove it
oh wait you cant other than 'him' saying it
i dont think he should of gone
>>64289063
Tactics Tim might actually be able to be successful with this squad though
Is he, dare I say it, coming back th Porto?
CHELSEA FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH LADS
OI OI OI
>>64289041
It's Di Mateo all over again, but instead of Villas-Boas it's Mou, and instead of Di Mateo it'll be Lampard
>>64289086
>should of
ahhh fuck offffff
>>64289076
Fuck off James McClean you disidant gobshite
Lads, I'm hearing Gus Hiddink
>>64289083
>tfw can only enjoy the likes of >moyes and >mouyes for months and not years
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/vardy7?lang=en-gb
https://twitter.com/vardy7?lang=en-gb
https://twitter.com/vardy7?lang=en-gb
https://twitter.com/vardy7?lang=en-gb
>>64289041
Of course, that's why I'm getting in on the blind defending of him early.
are they getting Bielsa?
>>64289057
Cos City haven't fired old man grini yet have they? Chelsea actively need a manager for next season right now, they'll probably get right on that.
CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED CONFIRMED
http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/12/club-statement.html
Chelsea Football Club and Jose Mourinho have today parted company by mutual consent.
All at Chelsea thank Jose for his immense contribution since he returned as manager in the summer of 2013.
His three league titles, FA Cup, Community Shield and three League Cup wins over two spells make him the most successful manager in our 110-year history. But both Jose and the board agreed results have not been good enough this season and believe it is in the best interests of both parties to go our separate ways.
The club wishes to make clear Jose leaves us on good terms and will always remain a much-loved, respected and significant figure at Chelsea. His legacy at Stamford Bridge and in England has long been guaranteed and he will always be warmly welcomed back to Stamford Bridge.
The club’s focus is now on ensuring our talented squad reaches its potential.
There will be no further comment until a new appointment is made.
Happy MOU Year haha!
LRL, how are you feeling?
>>64289098
>
yep, those fucking exchange students / fucking pieces of shit madslimes are infuriating right?
Anyone worried that Chelsea will start playing well now?
The best part about this is that the Chelsea players were undeniably the real problem. Will the Chelsea fans turn on them? Because they'd have reasonable cause, and yet it could just make them play even worse.
>don't get to see mouyes get dicked on by PSG again
Still sacked by the same club twice lmao
>>64289086
>should of
deliberate
>>64289100
>disidant
>Finally loses to Wenger
>Entire season assplodes
Fascinating.
>>64289120
yes
hazard will stop pretending to be shit
>the meme is dead
Lads, Chelsea might start playing well now. My weekends used to be so good.
Although I could take it if Sherwood comes over, he's unironically one of my favourite managers.
Juande Ramos is going to revolutionise Chelsea
>>64289109
Awwww you got me, worth it though.
>>64289124
Calm down Duffer lad.
>>64289115
>The club’s focus is now on ensuring our talented squad reaches its potential
that's one less chant for chelsea fans
>>64289079
i can feel sorry for whomever i want, nerd
>>64289115
>http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/12/club-statement.html
fml
He should of stayed for at least this season
>>64289123
They never turn on the players
>>64289134
>pretending
>>64289109
#ChatShitGetBanged
>>64289114
I'm gonna assume that City have offered him the job at the send of the season desu.
>>64289124
Right you do realise they don't >literally think that? They're just revelling in Jose being a CUNT to them. Just fuck off you bindipping faggot anyway.
Poop confirmed
>>64289136
Didn't he get only 2 points in 8 matches at Spurs?
>>64289124
>getting anal pained over funposting
wew
>>64289115
>mutual consent
>>64289145
no you can't, fag
CANT WAKE UP
>i left the trainwreck that is chelsea so i could hop on the leicester (pronounce it "lester") bandwagon just in time
I legit think he wanted to get fired because his contract was ironproof.
>£40m
I think he will become a pundit until summer. Would be hilarious.
MODS do what you're paid to do. Sticky this shit.
>>64288965
Guardiola wanted him gone after his first season there. Fookin Secs lmao
The cycle repeats itself. Ancelotti will take over Chelski.
>The Special Needs One
>>64289026
His downhill started when they lose the Community Shield desu
>>64289144
chelsea chelSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELsea chelsea
>>64289115
>>The club’s focus is now on ensuring our talented squad reaches its potential
WE'RE SHIT CONFIRMED
>>64289144
INTER RIM MANAGER
INTER RIM MANAGER
INTER RIM MANAGER
INTER RIM MANAGER
>BREAKING: Sky Sources understand that the @ManUtd board are to approach Jose Mourinho to take over at Old Trafford
>mouyes
How much did Chelsea pay him to terminate his contract?
>>64289168
>MNF with Jose and Carra bants
>>64288586
The fucker will be enjoying christmas 40kk€ richer, paid by russian oil mafia.
>>64289144
down to one now
B E T R A Y E D
T
F
O
>>64289178
AHHHHHH ABOUT 2 FECKING YEARS TOO LATE
AAAAHHHH
>>64289156
I expect Mou will end up at whatever Manc club doesn't get Pep.
Mou + Mansour Billions would probably be unstoppable unfortunately. I can't see him being as successful with his style at United though
>>64289118
Like I just left a burning building but I stepped in a field that might or might not be a minefield.
Also, I want to say that sacking him if they don't have someone good ready is pointless but frankly right now good means midtable manager, Chelsea were/are seriously risking relegation and it couldn't go on.
>>64289143
I guess the higher ups didn't like the whole "I'm the one making the team good" thing. Now I wonder if Eva will come back.
I am sick to my stomach. the players should be ashamed to call themselves professional athletes after performing like this all season. And now their actions have had consequences for THE GREATEST CHELSEA MANAGER OF ALL TIME. I feel ill.
Jose always said he'd go to another EPL team if Chelsea got rid of him again. Swansea when?
>>64289183
kek'd
>>64289085
If it was a chick, he would have proven it by now to get more attention.
>>64289206
Funland!
>>64289206
>*sigh*
no job
>>64289150
>>64289123
They already did, at least on WAGNH, blaming the players for everything.
>>64289206
More like winning the Championship next season if you lot seriously pick Hiddink.
Mourinho for the England job desu
>>64289206
>we
>>64289213
>>64289215
literally looks like him
Hiddink massive favourite with the bookies. yawn, can we get someone more exciting?
>>64289206
Shouldn't you be off supporting F.C. Santa Claus?
>>64289206
INB4 AITOR KARANKA
PLS NO
Most overrated manager of all time
>>64289196
Mou is surely too controversial for City though, the club is a propaganda campaign to show what nice and reasonable people the owners are. They need someone boring.
>"sources close to chelsea are saying that someone is already in place to take over at the weekend"
BrendWHEN
>>64289151
Hazard is coming to Real too, don't shit talk him too much.
>>64289186
Various stories, I think the most believable one is that he can pick 10m upfront or be paid until he get a new job.
>>64289219
Players really do deserve more of the blame desu. Getting tired of this 'it's easier to replace the manager than players' reasoning.
daily reminder that Terry and Hazard did this
>>64289206
>we
What part of Chelsea are you from la'?
>>64289213
Is that Pete Carroll?
>>64289228
will she be reinstated now that mou is gone?
I hope Moyes gets the job.
>>64289206
>>64289115
>three league titles, FA Cup, Community Shield and three League Cup wins over two spells
>"big club"
This is little club mentality at it's finest, Wenger is a shit manager and Arselel are crap, but even he's won more with his dross team. How the fuck can Chelsea fans claim this is good returns for £2bn?
will fabregas finally fuck off back to arsenal now?
>>64289241
Avram Grant
>>64288884
>Well yeah, watch offensive player play well when they don't play under a defensive, boring, must-not-concede manager.
Costa's positioning issues have nothing to do with defensive play.
>>64288895
You know what, despite all of it, I felt quite sorry for Jose, but this webm reminds me of what a twat he was.
>>64289228
>white
>>64289200
>but I stepped in a field that might or might not be a minefield.
Guess you'll find out soon.
>Chelsea were/are seriously risking relegation
Still can't believe this was/is happening. Actually thought they would win the league again.
karma can be a bitch, shouldn't have be such a faggot all the time, suck it Mou.
>>64289098
shit. im really baked, which isnt really going to help my case.
I heard Chelsea were looking for a manager of great character?
>>64289258
Wenger doesn't want him
Obviously Zola coming in.
>>64289273
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAAHHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHA
HA
wow it's already 3rd on /r/all
>>64288586
He rejected the 40 million.
Mou real is the Special One
>>64289254
over the same period wenger won 2 fa cups
and thats including the 6 or so years mou was away between both his spells
>le win the league with the most expensive squad then go down in flames man
if he hadn't fluked that CL everyone would think he was shit
>>64289228
>my curse finally paid
>>64289228
maybe it was Roman who she was bangin
Time to go back to FC Poorto.
>mfw Brenny gets Chelsea relegated
>>64289154
>Mr Wenger! Can you do an impression of this picture please?
RIP
>>64289273
>sosa
ZOLA CONFIRMED!!!
>>64289287
is this a meme? City have the more expensive squad
>>64288586
what do you thing Wenger is thinking right now?
>>64289273
YOU FUCKING ANNOYING SHIT GET FUCKING FUCKED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
JO-SE MOU-RIN-HO
JO-SE MOU-RIN-HO
JO-SE MOU-RIN-HO
>>64289287
Mourinho became shit after Real Madrid. I am an Arsenal fan but his treble-winning Inter is one of my favourite squads of all time. That team was made purely to cater to Jose's strengths and nothing else.
>>64289295
DON'T FORGET ME!
>>64288718
>cheslea
>play good
>>64289243
>Getting tired of this 'it's easier to replace the manager than players' reasoning.
It's true though.
And frankly when you consider that it happened with Real again, and he already got to sell everyone who he didn't like in the first two seasons I understand that the club decided that this was going to happen every 2-3 years and they couldn't afford it (or didn't like it). Then there are things like the feeling Mourinho himself didn't know what to do, his playing players without a real logic.
I don't blame the players because for me the past 2 seasons have all been disappointing when looking at the big picture and Mourinho never managed to reach the next level with this team despite having everything he wanted.
>>64289243
>Getting tired of this 'it's easier to replace the manager than players' reasoning
but it's true, quicker and less expensive
MY SIDES CAN'T TAKE THIS
>>64289196
This.
Mourinho will make a comeback with one of the Manc clubs (expecting United) and get sweet sweet revenge on the players that fucked him over.
Or Brennie comes in and gets them relegated.
>>64289298
This is the best one yet. It's so dense, every single panel has so many things going on.
>>64289206
Why was this posted deleted?
>>64289277
>>64289309
feel like jumping on these odds desu
>>64289242
>Brings Ivanovic and starts him along with Arbleloa
Can already taste that CDR.
When will Mou give his first speech following his sacking?
How bum hurt will he be?
Who the fuck is gonna go chelsea now?
Ancelotti would look like such a cuck if he went.
Poop? Although it looks like he wants the utd or city job.
Do you think united would sack LVG if Pep wanted to come?
>>64288586
losing >moyes hurt a little more, but this is close. Owners always panicking and taking away our most rewarding memes.
At least they can't steal the dankest ones, pic related
>>64289273
You're still 16th fampai
>moyes
>moyes
>moyes
>>64289298
wasps?
>>64289284
hahahhahahaha
you can't possibly believe this
not even bill gates would reject 40M FaM
>>64289213
Han solo = Mou
Kylo Ren = Fabregas.
Leicester are top of the league at Christmas by playing relentlessly aggressive football with cheap but talented players and just killed >mouyes
How can anyone dislike these guys?
>>64289273
>City of (You)
Enjoy Championship games next season you plastic, gloryhunting, bandwagoning cunt :)
MOURINHO REFUSING TO LEAVE THE TRAINING GROUND
https://twitter.com/Jackel_Ramzilla/status/677508831111434240
>>64289335
Because Finns are too autistic to take the bantz tbhfam
>>64289312
>We could have been friends
>I tried to warn you
>You brought this on yourself
Can Mou go to Chelsea again in a few years time do you think?
He literally hasn't lasted more than three seasons at a club.
What is wrong with him/?
>>64289298
b's up
SUWOOP
>>64289347
Cazadors, senpai.
>>64289332
>muh united
he'll never get that job, bobby charlton hates him, they actually picked moyes over him
city will take pep
>>64289353
LEL
>>64289353
Holy fuck he's gonna start a war.
>>64288652
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>>64289353
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>64289364
the best players in the world aren't going to stomach playing his way for that long
>>64289311
poor old Chelsea they could only afford to spend £85m the summer before winning the league, signing the top scorer and top assister for the season
>>64289353
It's going to be like Dog Day Afternoon.
If you haven't seen it, well I won't spoil it, but he'll be shot dead right at the very end.
>>64289298
holy fucking shit 10/10
>>64289353
no sound plz tell me what he said
>>64289115
>reaches its potential
>>64289353
SUICIDE WHEN
RANIERI IN WHEN?
>>64289191
Two. They have
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
and
DIEGO COSTA
>>64289353
>LITERALLY refusing to leave his fuhrerbunker
lone gunshot when?
>>64289405
Its our understanding that Mou is still in his office at the training ground.
>>64289405
>Our understanding is that Mourinho is still inside his office at the training ground
Hey guys
STICKY WHEN
>>64289405
"Our understanding is is that Joesay Mourinho is still in his office at the club's training"
can you imagine him sneaking into laundry carts again to get in the dressing room even though he's not the manager anymore
>>64289353
fucking hell
>>64289391
HAHAHAHA
>>64289353
>mou
>>64289298
>ranieri and the t-rex in the last panel
this is perfect
>>64289353
Based Mou is doing a scarface.
>>64289150
OH THEY WILL LAD, THEY WILL
>>64289413
it's
>DIEEEGO DIEEEGO DIEEEGO
at least he left us with some classic >mouyes mouments
Imagine somebody telling you 2 years ago that >Mouyes would be sacked after playing LEICESTER CITY
Sticky when?
>>64289418
>>64289421
>>64289428
Thanks lads
>>64289405
not much, "mou is still in his office, at the club's training ground". not like he has barricaded himself with hostages.
>>64289353
what the fuck
IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AHAHAHAH
>>64289353
Oh he's taking it worse than I expected.
you fucked it up
>>64289400
Oh god that's perfect.
>>64289241
EBJT
>>64289438
You can't see his face much. I prefer this one.
Yfw interim manager wins the CL again
>>64289353
STILL AT THE GROUND WHAT A MADMAN
man why am I on this webstie
I have a job
I have a degree
I have a girlfriend
I have a house and a car
I have friends
People like me in real life
Women smile at me for no reason
It's only on this website the vitriol comes out of me, and I think it's because I'm surrounded by idiots trying to talk about football here.
I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I've forgotten what I have in common with you retards, and I don't feel like remembering.
Fuck Chelsea, I hope get relegated now as punishment for giving up on Mourinho, I still support MOURINHO FOREVER!
He needs to go back to Madrid and redeem himself again.
>>64289465
hahaha the way they turn to cheer in his face
>>64289443
mods?
>>64289484
>I have a job
Not anymore Jose
>>64289273
>A FUCKING LEAF
3 Police cars have arrived at the training ground. Sirens blaring too. This is fucking nuts
HOLY SHIT!!
>>64289484
You're an idiot if you think we're trying to talk about football here.
We're talking about the meltdown of the century.
>i pissed in the locker
>mfw Wenger will never get sacked and Mouyes can't stay for more than three seasons at a club
Pep will LITERALLY take over as manager next week
>>64289485
m8 how Hilarious would it be if Chelsea started performing worse and legit got relegated?
>>64289496
>no source
Fuck off fampie.
>>64289496
WHAT
SOURCE NOW
>>64289497
Taking requests?
The pale skinned chick with short platinum blonde hair please. You know which one I love.
>>64289507
Mouyes will always be more successful lol
>eugene tannenbaum
is there anything the jews arent responsible for?
>>64289507
>mfw Wenger will never get sacked
that is a joke hurled at Arsenal fans, you know
>>64289496
>mfw Mourinho takes hostages
>>64289508
>Poop taking over a team that is not dominating the league
>>64289353
Jose where?
>>64289497
>it's a zionist machines cuk goys episode
>>64289508
>poop
>being able to do anything at a struggling club
How will he impliment his nonsense if the players aren't even doing the basic stuff well?
>>64289353
Oh yeah, this what this reminded me of.
>>64289497
post something with DICKS already or gtfo
>>64288586
On one hand it felt like the team just couldn't turn around. The tactics were found out last season but he had already won the PL. The future didn't look like it held much in store with him at the helm. But it is sad to know a figure who is so attached to Chelsea's community and success is gone and wont ever return
>>64289497
>eyes dont light up
This had so much potential
Not getting the United job killed him.
He wanted to prove he could do what Ferguson did.
>>64289228
Do you think mouyes had such mind blowing sex with her in pre season he couldn't start thinking straight again?
>>64289507
>mfw arsenal fans think thats a good thing
>>64289497
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Jim White Verified account @JimWhite 16m16 minutes ago
>I understand #Mourinho sacked at 2pm by Bruce Buck and Eugene Tenenbaum and the actual sacking took 10 mins.
ehehehehehe
>>64288991
fucking hell i just saw that.
>>64289507
>your club let a manager stay 9 years without winning a trophy
>bragging about this
>>64289512
It's hard to imagine Hazard, Cesc, Ivanovic, Costa playing worse.
Maybe Terry and Matic can have complete meltdowns as well
Let's see who the next manager will be.
>0 - EBJT Player Manger
>1 - Rodgers
>2 - Moyes
>3 - Hiddink
>4 - Ancelotti
>5 - Ramos
>6 - Benitez
>7 - Monk
>8 - Di Matteo
>9 - Roman himself
>Dubs - /sp/
>>64289530
like he did at barcelona?
>>64289485
>>64289512
Pretty much best meltdown in English football for decades, perhaps ever. So tempting to want to see it happen!
>>64289484
>Macedonia
>>64289512
the players sandbagged him for sure, there is no way they would play this awful unintentionally
>>64289497
Post some rapid anal ones + links with sound, or I'll report you.
>>64289561
KING BRENNY CONFIRMED
>>64289561
aye
>>64289561
Fucking knew it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3364031/Brendan-Rodgers-perfect-short-term-solution-Chelsea-rid-Jose-Mourinho.html
>>64289561
roll
>>64289561
rolling for roman
>>64289559
Yeah but he was busy building the emirates with his own two hands during that time.
>>64289561
Reveal thyself
>>64289573
Jose won't mind lmao
>>64289561
PLEASE GOD LET THIS HAPPEN
>>64289573
>dem freckles
>>64289561
BRENNY LA
BASED MODS
>sticky
feck off
Kill yourself mod, let us enjoy spamming threads all over /sp/ once in a while.
>>64289573
>work
too soon
>>64289559
>your club let managers stay after spending £2bn on players and winning less than the manager you're complaining about
ROFL.
>>64289561
BRENNY FUCKING CONFIRMED
WE STICKY NOW
STICKY
>>64288689
>realmou returns and still gets bootyblasted by barca
>>64289561
god please no, holland before rogers
S T I C K Y
T
I
C
K
Y
>>64289573
>those veins
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>THE STICKY OF CHELSEA
>STICKY
>>64289577
Ok, lets make Courtois a playmaker, he's probably learned a lot from De Bruyne
>>64289561
Mother fucking Brenny
WE STICKY NOW
>>64289561
>moyes
POSTING IN A STICKY
>Abramojew informed the media first while Mouyes is still oblivious on a training session
Based
>>64289626
>soser
lmaoing at your life, faggot
>>64289298
That first monghino speech is perfectly done
STICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>sticky
Mouyes is an agent of chaos
>>64289561
rollan for /sp/
>>64289232
best choice desu
avb take 2
STICKYYYYYYYYYY
sticky..........like my dik
lmao
>>64289626
Can't wait to hear Chelsea fans chanting
BRENDAN RODGERS
BRENDAN RODGERS
BRENDAN RODGERS
>>64289213
this Tbh
We /sticky/ now
>>64289561
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>>64289561
noice
>>64289577
>>64289588
>>64289600
Triple dubs - we are Chelsea's new management team lads!
POSTING A STICKY
>>64289608
Sensible post
>>64289050
You got a better one bro!
BASED JANNY
JOESAY MOWRINYO
JOESAY MOWRINYO
JOESAY MOWRINYO
JOESAY MOWRINYO
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CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEAAAAA
POST YFW STICKY
POST YFW >CHELSHIT
>>64289638
Karanka seems to be even more autistic than AVB.
>>64289561
ROGERS LA
Does anyone here legitimately think he deserved more time, given the team he has? He was lucky to even have this long really.
>STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY >STICKY
>tfw yyou posted in a sticky before it was a sticky
Toasting in a sticky
>still at the training ground
So let me get this straight.
Mourinho is technically now working, for free?
>he could have saved him
saw thread on my phone, thought it was a joke...
it's been coming for so long, but it doesn't feel real.. should have happened an hour after the bournemouth game if it were to happen at all
>>64289608
this
stickies a shit
>>64289663
>tfw chelsea won't qualify for the EC
For Man Utd fans would you take >Mouyes instead of Van Laal?
I'm not sure desu, he plays too defensive but it could work, he would attract big players.
great sticky, the juxtaposition of
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
and Mourinho's face with the news makes it a classic
WE STICKY NOW
>STILL IN HIS FORMER OFFICE
>STILL IN HIS FORMER OFFICE
>STILL IN HIS FORMER OFFICE
>STILL IN HIS FORMER OFFICE
>STILL IN HIS FORMER OFFICE
Mou in his office waiting till there's enough press
make glorious exit
Good night my salty prince
>tfw >mouyes posting is gone
whats our next dank meme lads?
>>64289679
wew lad
>>64289497
Obligatory porno.
Proceed my kike brother.
>>64289683
United would be top of the league if the players could finish
ITS TIME FOR GARY NEVILLE TO TAKE THE LEAP
>>64289680
you need to make the mou pic in a circle for this to be funny
>>64289683
Not a United fan but at least United might actually be interesting if he did take over
Honestly I think he could do good things there but something like this will probably end up happening there too eventually
>>64289700
>van laal
or
>flopp
>>64289683
I don't want another year of boring football, and this season showed a lot of the negatives with his management
pep or ancelotti please
INTERIM MANAGER CONFIRMED AS HIDDINK
>>64289714
>pep
>not playing utterly boring football
>>64289712
needs to sound more like moyes or mouyes
>kloyes
>>64289573
Fuck sake, just got fired. Thanks a lot.
>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY>STICKY
>>64289705
hes at balenthia m8
>>64288910
Isn't Chelsea a borough?
>Win the league
>Get fired a few months later
kek
KEK
K E K
>tfw you wanted to watch the macross and the LL movie today but this happened
>>64289737
HIS REPUTATION WILL BE TARNISHED IF HE DOESNT TAKE THE LEAP INTO THE REAL BIG LEAGUE
inb4 americans whining about a 'soccer' sticky.
>>64289726
t. facebook
>>64289700
>implying BenÃtez won't be sacked soon and Mourinho will take his spot
>>64289557
Easiest 20 Million he's ever earned tph
>>64288586
I really wanted to see them get beat by Sunderland though...
>>64289741
I just don't understand..this is all too soon.
>>64289708
If you insist
Good, he was overrated. Just another coach who got proven to be a fraud as soon as he joined an EPL club (the best league in the world by far).
Maybe an MLS team could use his services now.
perfect time for eva to leak the sextape
>>64289744
>tfw you have shit taste
lrl, please hug me, I'm scared
BREAKING NEWS:
MOU HAS BEEN FIRED THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIMES FROM THE SAME CLUB IN 10 YEARS AS WENGER HAS WON TROPHIES
MY SIDES
CHELSEA GOAT
>>64289757
kek
>>64289683
>he would attract big players.
Not with the way he's hung his own signings out to take the blame.
>>64289768
>sosa
>>64288586
Good, he can save Real Madrid once Rafa gets sacked
>>64289768
lmao being this butthurt
>the sticky of chelsea
>>64289768
ARSELEL BTFO
>>64289768
>sosa in charge of damage control
>>64289768
Sosa your family and friends are worried just let them know you're alright
Will Mou manage in the PL again? Kind of like him in the prem adds a bit of fun.
>>64289768
>it's a Chelsea fans are obsessed with Wenger episode
POSTING IN EBIN STICKY
o i am laffin
>>64289764
Macross is a masterpiece and I've to have to watch the LL movie, I never drop something.
>Hiddink
If the cunt can take Australia to the World Cup then he can save this pathetic club
K É K
>>64289768
>this disgusting tripfag is back
>>64289768
>MOU HAS BEEN FIRED
Stopped reading there. Sacked twice from the same club, despite being their most successful manager in history. There's no suitable retort. Just accept it.
>>64289768
>Finally lose to Wenger
>Literally loses his mind
Petty little man.
>>64289759
He created one of the best EPL teams ever in his first Chelsea stint.
>>64289561
Welp.
>>64289573
I will never understand why any woman would show their (nice) tits or any other private parts to 4chan, or anywhere on the internet.
Attention whoring is a mental disease.
>>64289788
Hes not cut out for it.
Just how smug will Wenger be in his first press conference after this?
>>64289768
Platinum mad.
>>64289561
roll
>>64289797
I would "fuck" his daughter, if you know what I mean
Moyes is looking for a job now...
>tfw >moyes for >mouyes
like poetry.
Hello darkness my old friend
No more >mouyes or >moyes
Truly dark times
Who /a/ here
>>64289798
Every Macross is shit except 7 which is arguably the best pre-2000 mecha anime out there
>>64289813
not at all he will be humble as usual
>mfw PSG quickly move to get Mourinho appointed as manager before their Champions League matches against Chelsea.
>>64289412
>27 thousand
>>64289788
He said he would go to another PL team if Chelsea got rid of him again, and failing the PL he'd go to the Championship. Think he was serious too.
>>64289768
Obsessed, 2bh.
>>64289696
>>64289838
>yfw Chelsea beat PSG
>>64288945
Rodgers is underrated, took a 6th place squad to the teams best ever PL finish and didn't win cos of a gerrard slip.
I mean seriously a defence that was often made up of glen johnson, martin skrtel, kolo toure, aly cissokho and simon mignolet nearly won the league when he was manager.
Doubt chelsea would appoint him but wouldn't be surprised to see him go somewhere like West Brom and make them challenge for Europa League or do a much better job as England manager than Woy
>>64289840
Why does he love England so much?
>>64289759
>mourinho has won more premier league trophies that tottenham in its entire history
>>64289813
He won't be at all. Just this morning he was asked if Chelsea would be relegated and he said they definitely wouldn't be because they were a great team with a great manager. He's not really one for smugness at the expense of others.
>>64289484
pasta
>>64289653
IS COMING HOME
TREBLE CONFIRMED
>>64289838
>>64289850
>chelsea get Blanc and win
CAN'T CONFUUS THE GUUS
>odd he goes to halal next season
>even he goes to whatever manchester
>0 he retires
rollin
>tfw Mourinho may be unemployed now, but he'll find a job quicker than any of you
toasting some stinky bread desu
>sticky
brace for star wars spoilers
>>64289813
Wenger doesn't usually call people out so publicly like that. Not his style.
>1000 hours in paint
>>64289852
>Rodgers is underrated
>LITERALLY LE "IT' S OUR YEAR LA" MAN
>>64289744
>tfw can't watch LL movie today because want to sleep
>this happened
>can't do both
>>64289853
He loves our slags.
>>64289853
24 news coverage of everything he says or does.
Remember when he just turned up on SSN and they let him ramble on for half an hour?
Chelsea legend
>Sacked. Twice.
One of the best managers of all time
>Hated by the fanbase of all the clubs he's managed.
Won so much silverware
>No club to call home.
>>64289751
£40m, and he's apparently rejected it.
>>64289573
is she wearing a niccab
>>64289854
Just proves that the premier league is the toughest league on earth.
>>64289559
In terms of costs and benefits, Wenger is more successful than Mouyes. Most importantly, Wenger is a decent person. Mouyes will never develop a young player and is a glory hunter who only manages stacked clubs. Wenger actually has values and a work ethic.
>>64289852
Essentially he's wrongly viewed as kind of sherwood/moyes level of shitness. Bet liverpool will still struggle with Klopp.
>>64289899
JUST PROVES TOTTENHAM IS SHIT LMAO
>>64289891
Thanks, I've just lost my job.
>>64289880
Don't temp them faggot
I'm literally 1 day and 4.5 hours away from watching it
>>64289876
if he wants to
he's aged more in the last 4 years than the 20 before that.. and he's getting paid for the next years
maybe just take a rest, wait for portugal/england to crash out of the euros and take them to russia
>>64289916
>Brazil
>job
>>64289909
>Jews
>>64289917
you're basically asking for spoilers retard
>>64289882
>>64289813
>Asked if he thought Chelsea's best chance of turning their form around was to keep Mourinho, Wenger added: "I do not want to assess any other things over Chelsea because it's not my problem."
>>64289876
>being a wageslave
>>64289917
Vader is Luke's father
>>64289909
Fucking based kikeposters.
>>64289827
>Every Macross is shit except 7
I haven't watched 7 but you are wrong, the '82 one isn't shit by any measure.
>>64289913
>>64289852
I said months ago, Brenny is actually a good manager. If he shut up people would like him a lot more.
>>64289298
this guy's strips are so good
he's wasted on the guardian
>>64289917
nobody dies
>>64289891
Damn son, I wouldn't stop licking than pussy/ass.
Who will replace him?
>>64289917
close this tab m8
Bring him home, lads
>>64289923
>Bulgaria
>>64289891
IM READING THIS THREAD WITH MY MOM FAGGOT
>>64289888
Chelsea fans love him.
>>64289946
he don't word good
>>64289937
Wow you piece of shit I hope you die from laughing at >mouyes so much
>>64289959
how do you like that president we sent you
>>64289951
Brendan Rodgers or David Moyes, great characters with enough EPL experience to entertain the masses for another 1 1/2 yrs.
>>64289951
>these hips
DAM SON
>>64289961
At least now you can try to convince her that you're not a faggot because you look at pussy
>>64289946
Hikaru and Minmay were utter shit
The milf was somewhat interesting but just a stupid character who had her biological clock ticking in the end and choses to get with Hikaru just to not die alone
The animation is garbage with reused stock footage every single episode
>>64289916
>Jose's in Brazil already
>literally throws away 50m since he loves the club so much
>people still give him shit
>>64289883
1000 hours well spent
Don't take him from us please.
>ssn keep teasing thiery henry before every ad break like he's got some huge insight
>he'll come on and say something like, "of course I'm shocked, but at the end of the day it´s a results business"
>>64289981
>Brazilian attracted by manly women
Not surprising tbf lads
>>64288645
>yfw chelsea will recover and win the league before arsene
>>64289984
But she accepts me as the faggot I am
>>64289998
>being a low-test fuccboi
What does Mourinho have in common with a long-sighted doctor giving a circumcision?
They both got the sack
Brenda is coming and there's literally nothing you can do to sptop him.
>>64289961
you know the rule, tell her tits or GTFO
>>64289997
>Asked if he thought Chelsea's best chance of turning their form around was to keep Mourinho, Wenger added: "I do not want to assess any other things over Chelsea because it's not my problem."
Wenger already knew, so I wouldn't be surprised if Henry knew.
>>64289951
Who the fuck is that?
>>64289974
She is probably as good as your country
>>64289986
>The milf
She's literally 19.
Hikaru and Minmay being shit made the thing interesting, I liked hating characters. Everyone was a shit person, I think only the black chick who loved Roy was a decent person.
>>64290008
Nice lad, which website did you steal it from?
>>64290006
>low-test is literally a meme designed around having disgusting, unnatural fetishes, desires and sexuality
>>64289922
Roman has done him a favour, he looked like absolute death on Monday night.
Singles and Brenny takes over chelsea
>>64289906
>Mouyes will never develop a young player
What about Zouma, Robben, Santon and co?
Chelsea sucks and he never should have gone to that shithole filled with superstars who wobble at the first sign of hardship. Having a fucking ballerina squad that refuses to perform due to a personal beef with the manager is unacceptable in a top team. And the worst part is that whoever is coming after him will benefit of all the hard work he has done and just let these faggots up to their own antics, because that's what they like - acting like unsupervised children where being told to act like it's a job is too much. MY FEELZ!
Hope he comes back to glorious Iberia. You don't deserve him.
>>64290029
she's way better than our country f@m
pray we don't send him next
bantz
inb4 Wenger is the replacement
>>64289768
this post doesn't even make sense
>>64290070
IS THE NEXT CHELSEA MANAGER
>>64290060
kek
>>64290078
Of course lad it was made by Sosa
>>64290057
>didn't think i would ever see someone with the surname borisov
>first name isn't boris
wat
;)))))
>Hiddink as interim manager
>>64290054
>Chelsea sucks and he never should have gone to that shithole filled with superstars who wobble at the first sign of hardship. Having a fucking ballerina squad that refuses to perform due to a personal beef with the manager is unacceptable in a top team.
I think this will make it much harder for Chelsea to get a good manager. Does anyone think Pep would really like to get this kind of team?
>>64290060
>from Doncaster
>supports Chelsea
>>64288820
Never try to make a joke again
>>64290046
>Zouma
>developed
wew
>Moyes
>Mouyes
>Slippy G
Which was better?
>>64290093
>tfw you will never marry a mildly attractive middle aged portuguese physiotherapist with a 10/10 ass
>>64290070
I'M HAN SOLO
I'M HAN SOLO
I'M HAN SOLO
>>64290089
Borisov is a pretty common surname.
CARLO RULED OUT BY SKY
>>64290070
SHOT FIRST
H
O
T
F
I
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S
T
>>64290060
I'VE BECOME SO UNBUSY
>>64290070
DIES KILLED BY HIS SON
>>64289909
disgusting degenerate kikes
>>64289997
the first ssn reports were like Putin had just simultaneously nuked London, Paris and Berlin
>>64290097
People say this eveytime they fire a manager.
>>64290097
I can't see Guardiola joining a team with Cesc in it
>>64290118
YOU IDIOTS GUUS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED ALREADY FUCK'S SAKE
>>64289852
>who is suarez
is he coming to United now?
>>64290099
he doesn't even follow football dummy
>>64289914
people dont like you
>>64290099
he doesn't sound like he's from doncaster
>>64290141
you seriously think united would take him now?
>>64290135
Fabregas will return to Arsenal, m8
>>64290132
Sky Sports will secretly be over the fucking moon about it though, since Jose had a deal with BT Sports.
>faggot mod wakes up and starts deleting posts and threads
>>64290135
poop is going to city m8
>>64289852
That was 100% Luis Suarez's work, not Rodgers.
>>64288881
This year is thin and last was thick dumbfuck
>mou sacked by Eugene Tenenbaum
>dat jewiness
Ajj lmäü
>>64290145
>>64290166
Underrated bost ::DDDD
>>64290156
>deleting muh spoilerz on sports board
janny plz
>>64290054
IT'S NEVER HIS FAULT
IT'S NEVER HIS FAULT
JOSE MONGHINO
IT'S NEVER HIS FAULT
Need a pic of Jose in his fuhrerbunker
>>64290152
Why would they want him? Fabregas will go to West Ham or something.
SPECIALIST IN FAILURE
Fabregas to Juve, you heard it here.
>>64290054
Don't be sad Mourinho, Madrid will sign you again.
>>64289484
Are you the Macedonian who took his gf to the McDonalds in Braunschweig?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3364368/Jose-Mourinho-virals-Memes-mock-sacked-Chelsea-manager-social-media-users-town-downfall.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
HOLY SHIT SUICIDE IMMINENT
Spoiler: Vardy kills Mouyes
>implying he gives a shit
>implying this wasn't his intention all along
>implying he isn't aware of the fact that he can't be a long-term manager and relies solely on being the defensive underdog that will do whatever it takes to win
>implying he isn't the biggest manipulator that has ever lived
>>64290203
>You lived to see memes become "mainstream" news
>>64290170
Just when you think Chesea FC couldn't be more detestable.
Oh dear, what horrible timing, just before Christmas. I can hear my wife's son sobbing in his bedroom.
>>64290213
>DailyMail
>>64290136
always fun to look down the list though
>sticky
>2 posts per minute
>>64290213
>Tfw know exactly what scene this is from
Jesus I need to get rid of this porn addiction
>>64290150
Well, not everyone from there sounds like Devvo.
>>64290099
But he lives in West London now (as well as Chipping Norton).
>>64290150
That's because he went to private school. He used to have a very posh accent if you watch early Top Gear clips (e.g. '80s)
>>64290223
Hence the quotes, a lot of people will still read it but yeah more like """""""mainstream""""""""
My day just went from being a 0/10 (after watching the atrocity that is Star Wars: The Force Awakens) to a 10/10 upon hearing this cunt Mourinho has finally fucked off.
What a day.
The thing about this case of players vs managers is, Chelsea's squad isn't even that good. It really is not hard to change all team.
Other than Cortouis and Azpilicueta, which Chelsea players would be a starter on one of Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern, City or PSG?
>>64290233
Embrace it like I do, m8.
>>64290205
>mfw Mouyes chatted shit for one season and now got banged
>>64290224
Eva Carneiro in.
>>64290224
>Dean Saunders
>>64290220
>Wifes son
Nice cucking you've got there.
>>64290224
>OG Solskjær
>>64290266
>Responding
Now you are the cuck
>>64290255
current-form William would start for $hitty, as would last season's Le Narutard Man
Maybe Matic could start in Shitty or P$G as well, but it's a bit more doubtful.
>>64290099
his son is a Chelsea fan
>>64290233
BrazzersExxtra - Melissa Moore & Riley Reid, scene is called 'Almost Sisters'.
It's very disappointing.
>>64290266
>>64290277
checked
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>>64290266
>>64290277
Checked and cucked
poor chelsea fans now have only one chant :(
>>64290224
>Slutsky
top lel
>>64288586
>only 2 years
HAHAHAHAHA
CHELPISS IN FLAMES
Mark Hughes at Stoke is the second longest serving PL manager after wonga
Eddie Howe doesn't count as he hasn't been managing in the premier league
Conte or Simeone in during the summer?
>>64288586
Who here is hoping that Mourinho spends the rest of his career seeking to take every chance to beat Chelsea at every opportunity he can - ALL FOR REVENGE
United should ditch LVG and get Mou in.
They won't, but they should.
>ABCs are greentexting like mad
>they don't realise that Chelsea's slim chance of relegation has now gone
The players wanted him gone so like players these days do, they refused to play well for him. Now when the new manager comes in Chelsea will start winning games as usual, might even finish in the top 4.
they are even talking about this on sportscenter...weird
also at least chelsea are finally done
>>64290255
>Chelsea's squad isn't even that good.
Bullshit, these same players finished third + CL semis tow years ago, last year they won the league.
>>64288895
i still don't understand what was this whole eva thing
can someone explain?
>>64290295
>No songs
>No atmosphere
>Plastic flags
>Slogging it out with Villa to avoid relegation
>Legends like Terry that perform like shit to purposely get the manager sacked
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64290322
No one thought Chelsea would go down.
>>64290314
Simeone. Conte is not a good coach and I don't understand why people think he is.
>>64290314
>Simeone
HAHAHAHAHA
NO
QT having a meltdown
>>64290322
>mad finn is still here
>Roman will never sell Chelsea before the new owner ruins them financially, condemning them to relegation and irrelevancy like Portsmouth
>>64290322
you're delusional
Ladies and gents your CL 16/17 winners, managed by The Special One.
>>64290332
>Chelsea need to win
>Hazard get hurt
>the whore rushes onto the pitch
>Mouyes chimps out because they're running out of time
Mou could have had this team, instead he sold them all
His own fault desu
>>64290328
Well, then start listing the players that would start on Madrid, Bayern or Barcelona not named Azpilicueta or Cortouis.
>>64289353
hahaha oh fuck
>>64290360
>Thinking Hazard will ever want to play for Mourinho again.
Topkek
>>64290322
Apart from the fact >you have been coasting since last Christmas, meaning you've been shit for a long time, not to mention you have lost almost all leaders in the squad with Drogba, Frank and Cech gone, with Terry on his way as well.
>>64290351
>getting mad at an owner who has brought the club their only success
>>64290322
>top 4
>>64290285
I just love seeing Riley getting pounded.
>Tfw cuck for pornstar
>>64290351
She's right though, it's some of the players that should fuck off, not Mourinho. He isn't physically controlling their legs and making them put shit performance after shit performance in the league. He even said that he felt betrayed by the players because they didn't play like how he had prepared them to in training against Leicester.
>>64290367
Just because they couldn't start for the top3 clubs in the world it doesn't make them "not that good".
>>64290360
>Ivanovic
kek
>>64290285
>It's very disappointing.
Like every Brazzers scene. Shit studio.
>>64290351
>all those thirsty dickriders
my fucking sides. fuck outta here.
>>64290362
Sideshow Bob>Ramires.
Please let it be Avram Grant.
Please Allah. Please.
Drive those fucking mugs over the edge. Fucking fairweather cunts.
>>64290380
It's his responsibility in the end though.
You can't blame the players for not performing when it's literally your job to make them perform.
Can't believe Chelsea have sacked the best manager they've ever had in their 11 year history
this stockholm syndrome being displayed by chelsea fans is hilarious
>>64290380
by your logic no manager should be sacked. Moyes would still be in charge of Man Utd. Man management is also a very important part, something that Jose's can't right in the long term.
>>64290398
yo china whaddup
>>64288881
Faggot
As a Spurs fan, I'm happy to see Chelsea fail. But Mourinho is the victim here.
Mourinho did all he could, but the players didn't do all they could.
Mourinho tried every trick in the book, it was like watching a parent try every technique to try and get their trouble child to behave, but the child wouldn't behave.
The players betrayed him, the players cried because their fucktoy was sacked, Hazard the little cunt just giving up because they weren't playing well against Leicester and feigned an injury to walk away. He would study the opposition for days, the players ignored him.
Mourinho gave everything and the players didn't.
Chelsea needed to purge their mercs, not purge Mourinho.
>>64290380
If it was one or three players I'd agree, but it was the whole team. And even then, bench the ones who are playing bad, like Costa, like Brani at the start.
>>64290373
True. Chelsea have now become a squad of pathetic foreign mercs just like City, United, Arsenal and Liverpool. The leadership was the thing that kept them competitive in the CL unlike the eternal flops that are the above mentioned teams.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A JOKE OF A CLUB
IMAGINE BEING AN ACTUAL LITERAL CHELSEA FAN
>>64290380
He didn't change enough of the system to even get draws though, and the things he did change seemed to be due to vendettas as opposed to in order to affect results.
>>64290346
I can't say I know an awful lot about Conte but he has done a great job with Juve (or at least it looks like that from the outside.) Didn't he takeover after they finished 7th in the league and guided them to 3 titles in a row.
>>64290422
It's more like watching drunken abusive parents wonder why their kids are feral little shits.
>>64290422
>As a Spurs fan
And it was important for you to mention this because?
Chelsea to finally make some noise when the whole ground boos their own players onto the pitch.
>>64290409
They've sacked him twice in that time too.
Theres only 1 man for the job now
>Previous interim experience
>Managed at a top club for half a season
>Strong away from home
>Defensive manager
Its the perfect match
>>64290432
feels good man, going to the game on saturday and gonna cheer the players and the new manager. Its the Mourinho fanboys who piss me off, the ones who can't handle any criticism of him.
>mods actually stickied this
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>64290417
hello
not much
and you?
>>64290445
Because I wanted to make it clear I'm not a Stockholm syndrome Chelsea fan
>>64290445
So we knew not to waste time reading further.
>>64290422
man management is a big part in managing a football club tho
it's the same thing that happened at real mad
>>64290459
>gonna cheer the players
Why?
>>64290438
Yes, but in his first year he won a title thanks to refball, the other 2 years he had no opposition. He also failed hard in the second year of european football, and acted like a utter cunt leaving Juve after most summer transfers were done according to him.
>mouyes
brenny when? do it chelsea!
>>64290422
Everybody studies the opposition for days. Ranieri has individual videos for each player that they watch on tablets, all week.
The sad thing here is that if Chelsea were having anything other than a historically terrible season, Abramovich would probably have stuck with Mou for a decade or longer.
>tfw we will never get to have our own Wonga or Sir Alex
>>64290454
That FUCKING face.
Give him another chance.
>>64290461
what proxy do you use senpai
stop posting rude webms Israel
this is a blue board, pls respect that or go to >>>/gif/
>>64290422
what he sed^
>>64290471
Not him, but what else can you do?
The players you have are the ones you have, it's either cheer them or not bother turning up.
>>64290322
I'm not fully convinced Pedro was playing bad on purpose
>>64290482
>were
>we
>our
>>64290360
>No-one comments on the Hazard arrow running into the corner flag
>>64290465
That actually sounds like a good enough reason desu.
>>64290459
>he willingly gives his/his parent's hard earned money away to watch a bunch of overpaid hacks who couldnt give a shit about the club lose to relegation fodder
>all these shit flags unironically supporting EPL teams
>all these union flags unironically supporting teams from entirely different counties
yeah nah fuck off desu
>>64290322
>top 4.
>>64290500
Is there a video of that bottom part?
>>64290497
>I'm not fully convinced Pedro was playing bad on purpose
Pedro clearly wanted to play better. I remember that he fought with Costa some time ago, because of this.
Costa was probably playing badly on purpose.
>>64290499
delete this
>>64290495
Is this what being a cuck feels like?
>>64290519
>>Costa was probably playing badly on purpose.
He isn't, just like Torres wasn't playing bad on purpose.
>>64290517
i've got a video of your mum's bottom part desu lad
>>64290524
It's what being a football fan feels like. I dunno about cuckoldry, seems more your area of expertise desu.
Conor is joining in on the bants.
>>64290500
>bosingwa was the MOTM
>literally getting btfo by an MLELS academy team, then losing your job over it
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/public/football/article4594511.ece
>>64288586
If i was mou i would have taken all people not playing and rekt the rest of the team. Chealsea bteam won't win the EPL, but it's still better than half of the other teams
>>64290322
Yeah, until the new manager looks at a player the wrong way or admonishes them for a loss, because then it's back to throwing a season-long tantrum and refusing to do their job.
How long before he's back for round 3?
Mou's ego will force him to try again, to win a CL in england
>>64290461
i'm a huge chinaboo
>>64290538
>He isn't, just like Torres wasn't playing bad on purpose.
Then, why in the hell his positioning was so bad?
>>64290471
because booing them won't accomplish anything.
>>64290422
He didn't play Remy who usually looks good in the limited minutes instead of Costa. He didn't play Loftus-Cheek who couldn't possibly be worse than Cesc or Matic and actually looked good in his last performance before he was subbed off at half time. He stuck with, Ivanovic when he was the main reason Chelsea were leaking goals in the beginning of the season. He hasn't tried everything, because he kept making the same mistakes.
Still I would rather Chelsea had kept him as manager. He has earned the time to get things right.
going to chelsea-sunlun
what do?
>>64290553
>bosingwa's best games at chelsea were at CB
>kept trying to be shit at rb
>>64290558
Mou already said months ago he would play the kids if the first teamers didn't get their act together. He didn't have the balls and pussed out, barely even played 'The new Yaya'
>>64290564
Yeah, why not.
Ever eat butthole?
>>64290564
love it
better than sex imo
>>64290573
He's often wide because he wants to touch the ball and that's the only way he can get it.
He misses easy chances because he's scared of fucking up.
He's often late in his runs because he has no confidence in himself and the rest of the team.
>>64290001
>yfw Chelshit spend £800m in January then a further £9bn in the summer and win the league by 2 points
>yfw Chelshit plastics will tell you they would have won everything they've won without Roman anyway
>Chelshit
Not that I'm a Shitsnal fan, I fucking hate them just as much. There's not a single likeable London club in the country, they're all followed by utter spastics.
>Shitsnal
>>64290549
Nah, when my squad throws a tantrum and forces and important team resource go, I actually tell them to fuck off and stop showing up, not lick up the creampie like you are about to do. "What else are you gonna do?" How about growing some balls and no unconditionally supporting a squad that doesn't give a shit about you and very clearly doesn't give a shit about the club itself?
>>64290564
yes
>>64290590
Yeah I love the sound it makes him exclaim. Really does the business if you massage the balls too.
Mourinho is a Napoleonic figure of Herculean proportions, truly beyond the pathetic yes men who have plotted his downfall. He'll be back.
>>64290606
>when my squad throws a tantrum and forces and important team resource go, I actually tell them to fuck off and stop showing up, not lick up the creampie like you are about to do
This is what Mourinho did with Eva and 90% of Chelsea fans defended Mourinho.
>>64290579
I feel like cheering them might make them think their attitude was acceptable and will be encouraged towards the next manager.
>>64290590
I wish.
I like to suck dick. this thread is moving so fast no one will see this post.
>>64290564
sure, especially when she has large thighs covering your view
CRASHING THIS BUS, WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>64289951
HIGH FUCKING TEST
>Mouyes
>>64290621
>important team resource
btw she fucked up
>>64289951
sit on muh face desu
>thread about Jose being sacked by Chelsea
>Jose
>Chelsea
>JOSE
>CHELSEA
>still tons of the posts are about Arsenal
>>64290644
>implying she wasn't
btw mourinho fucked up
>>64290638
>that cheeky tie flip into wonga's face
>>64290613
>him
I was talking about girls, can't imagine eating out a dudes sweaty hairy butt.
>>64290626
I'm sorry lad
Vote
http://strawpoll.me/6291821
>>64290606
Unconditional support is what being a football fan is about, isn't it?
And I don't support the squad anyway, I support the club. I dunno, seems odd that you react to the players not giving a shit by showing that you don't give a shit either.
>>64290631
>>64290590
>>64290591
>>64290609
Making me want to buy a fat cheap prozzie lads.
>>64290638
GO AWAY
>>64288586
Mou is already ready to go back to Madrid
>>64290669
You're in england. I'm sure you can find local chavs craving for some maccie C. Take them to a great, get to know them and spend the night with one of them. Easy as british fish'n'chips.
>>64290638
>mouyes
>>64290669
Just find a bitch addicted to smack and tell her you will buy her more if she fucks you.
>>64290660
She wasn't. She was an aide and a dime a dozen.
Mourinho didn't fuck up, he was sabotaged. He had to go because it was a personal problem, but it was the players who refused to do their part. No manager is going to be able to make a player that doesn't want to play suddenly turn into a superstar. They're supposed to be tacticians, not magic workers.
>>64290623
im sure they will get enough stick from the other fans
louis van mouyesrinho
>>64290500
>Manutd fan: that night in Moscow because I wasn't born yet in 1999
>>64290631
>not looking her in the eye as she comes
>>64290694
Take them out for a treat*
sorry
>>64290701
the fact that he got 'sabotaged' twice in a row tells us that his man management doesn't work in the long term.
>>64290666
For the club, not for the squad. I honor the titles and the glorious past of my club, I don't give a fuck about the present unless they are honoring the club's history. Why should I celebrate and tolerate failures? I hold them to the high standards that the club represents, it's not some feelgoodery unconditional support.
>>64290701
>Mourinho didn't fuck up, he was sabotaged
This is literally what Mourinho believes.
>>64290631
>Netherfats
>>64290711
you can do that, I ment the thighs covering your left and right area
>>64290666
man just look at his flag and stop responding, that should tell you more than enough
Does anybody want to know the reason he lost the dressing room before the start of the season?
>>64289353
>that's how Britbongs pronounce José Mourinho
what the fuck
>>64290701
It's their job to make the players want to play, if they can't do that they get sacked.
>>64290722
No one is talking about celebrating or being happy about the club doing badly, if you don't turn up though and do your part you're as bad as the players.
>>64290739
go on then
>>64290739
Sure, tell me
>>64290739
I want to know the real reason he hated Eva.
>>64290740
JOE SAY MA RIN YO
>>64290721
It's a more unique situation in Chelsea because of the nature of the squad and the performance of the club before Mou. It could happen to anyone, and it does, all the time. And then there's no solution but to let him go, which I support. Doesn't mean I have to take the player's tantrum lying down. Fuck that.
>>64290723
You don't think he was sabotaged?
>>64290739
Cause he's a weird sperglord
>>64290706
HOLY SHIT!! AHAHHAA
BTFO
WE STICKY NOW
>>64290739
yeah, but I doubt I'm going to get it
>>64290740
>Hoe-say Moreen-oe
Gets me everytime.
He's been in the EPLel for god knows how long and I've never seen a single british person pronounce his name correctly. I'm sure he's used to it by now.
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/get-chelsea-christmas-sack-like-mourinho-5-delivered-kitbag-2354015
fucking bargain
>>64290749
Oh? Where do I collect this mythical salary that the club pays me, since that is my job? My support is a privilege, not a right, and it hangs in the condition that the current squad is doing their part.
>>64290772
Hardly anyone says it Hoe-say, and that Sky Sports presenter didn't either so what the fuck are you talking about?
>tfw eva joins chelsea again to add salt to the wounds
>>64288586
DA FOXES DID IT LADS. THEY KILLED THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ENJOY IT YOU FAGGOT.
>>64290767
>WE STICKY NOW
>NOW
m8...
>>64290736
wtf? why is de bruyne holding a shirt with a /sp/ meme on it?
>>64288959
maybe he can actually do something with money
>>64290764
I don't think he was sabotaged.
The players tried hard up to and including the Stoke LC game, they played well in the cl. Costa was playing bad? drop him for Remy. Someone else is playing bad on purpose? punish them. Do you think Ivanovic enjoyed being humiliated for weeks?
Chelsea are playing like they are playing last season, simply less effective because teams aren't scared of them and because they figured out how to stop them. This isn't sabotage, this is Mourinho's fault.
And yes, he lost the locker room, but Chelsea were fucking shite even before that.
>chelsea are too big to go down
>>64290785
If you feel that way fair enough. Never encountered this sort of logic towards supporting a football club though, maybe it's a Portuguese thing.
>>64290779
I was tempted to post that, what's a Burger like you doing on HotUKDeals though lad?
>the "special" one
>>64290751
>>64290758
>>64290759
>>64290765
Basically before the start of the season Mou found out about Hazard seeing Eva who is married and told them both to behave like professionals and stop it. The dressing room found out about this and half agreed with him led by Willian and Apsie and the other half led by Hazard and Cesc said to him it was none on his business. Come the Swansea game when Hazard when down injured who comes on to treat him but Eva, notice how he didnt really lose it at the other medics who came on mostly her.This causes further division in the dressing room and since he can't get rid of Hazard he has to get rid of Eva.
think i might be lactose intolerant lads
>>64290824
Cool.
>>64290751
>>64290758
>>64290759
>>64290765
>>64290771
This is from the inside. He was fucking Hazard, but Hazard got an anal injury, and had to confide in Eva. You can guess the rest.
What will happen to all these players?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_F.C.#Out_on_loan
>>64290788
You do to portuguese people.
>assuming phonetic spelling is always the same between different languages
Retard/10.
>>64290823
>tiny image for a small club
>>64290823
fuck, an ant picture, nevermind
>>64290823
nice graph mate
How would you feel if >Moyes was picked as his replacement?
>>64288856
Oscar is particularly disappointing. We have been relying on him to demonstrate his potential that placed him above Mata and KDB in Mou's eyes. He just hasnt progressed that well
>The Sacked One
EVERY TIME I'M FALLING DOWN
ALL ALONE I FALL TO PIECES
>>64290837
Literally what
>>64289876
>tfw been NEET for over a year because I was basically trying to reset my life and escape failure
>Thank you based rich parents
>tfw offered a job literally yesterday; start in January
It's still possible of course (Mourinho to Brighton; you know you want it) but he'll have to hurry up.
Also, Roberto di Matteo will return. He won the Champions League for them, and that's Chelsea's only hope of getting Champions League next season.
Who will we greentext now that >mouyes is gone?
>>64290825
I'm visiting the US for a few weeks to avoid Christmas back home. Compulsively check HUKD still
Post your face when chelsea moves from mouyes to moyes.
>>64290840
mou changes nothing for them
loan program is people trafficking, run by different people
>>64288901
One mur time and I'll have ya back on te next plane
>>64290837
Fujoshi vision the post.
>>64290857
No shit he hasn't progressed. How can an offensive player look good when they are 4 vs the whole team? how can he look good when he has to press, defend, track back, more than attack? when he has to do this for him and Fabregas?
All of this and without him Chelsea looking fucking shit, even last year.
>>64290638
>mounlet
>>64290832
>mfw le can't score midget is the luckiest man on earth
>>64290360
>Hazard running to corner flag
>>64290872
>van lel
>>64290870
Hiddink has already been confirmed fag
>>64290832
Why didn't he get rid of her in the summer then?
>>64289708
why?
>>64290899
I have no idea desu, think it was his ego that he could keep both
>>64290897
Isn't he just rumoured?
>Juande Ramos
>CHAT SHIT GET SACKED
>CHAT SHIT GET SACKED
>CHAT SHIT GET SACKED
>CHAT SHIT GET SACKED
>>64290904
In the original thread some american got hyper autistic about the fact cameras don't take circular pictures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPM-SPKDirM
In favor of Oscar, he is also playing like shit for the Brazilian NT.
>>64290870
>Chelsea's only hope of getting Champions League next season
There's no way they're getting the the CL this season
>>64290938
and he's been decent in comparison to some others
he's just not been playing much for chelsea this season.. injuries and benchings
>>64290938
Oscar just isn't as good as everybody expected him to be
>>64290958
They only need to take out 4 teams to win the CL.
mouyes to madrid
https://twitter.com/UltraSuristic/status/677532956496404480
Specialist in failure desu
fuck me now we won't know if he could relegate Chelsea
>>64290972
Oscar is fucking shit, he's had so many chances to start playing well consistently but he never improves. Like the BR said, he simply isn't that good and will hopefully be sold in January since he funnily still has value.
Lets hope the next perm manager clears shop. Fabregas has been inconsistent for the longest time. Does no one else remember when he left Barca their site slated him for being shit? Why is Pedro there? Falcao def gone as well. I doubt oscar will actually demonstrate that he is a better 10 than Mata or KDB. If he doesnt leave he cant be a guaranteed starter though. Our only hard workers have been our defense, Matic (ocasionally), and Willian. Remy has been good on ocassion. Costa still has some left in him as well. Hazard has disappointed hugely. Willian has shown moments of individual brilliance this season so why hasn't Hazard. He has really given the le dribble to the flagpost crowd ammo. Dont want him to leave but he needs to step up. Also Arsenal are shit. How did Wenger lose to the worst Chelsea team he has ever encountered?
>>64290983
wat
they need to league winning form for the remainder of the season to even stand a chance
hard to achieve when you dont even have a goal corer
>>64290934
Fucking perfect. What a gaggle of insufferable cunts, to a man.
>>64291006
>How did Wenger lose to the worst Chelsea team he has ever encountered?
FUCKING REFBAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
>>64290977
>"everybody"
Everybody who? He was never highly-rated in our league. He was never highly-rated in our NT (just Scolari being retarded). He was never a top youth prospect. He was just Mouyes' pet project.
>>64290152
Wenger doesn't want him
>>64290832
I don't believe this.
Isn't Fabregas one of the most loyal players to Mourinho?
>>64290927
oh yeah, that thread when an bunch of yuros get outsmarted by an american & a brazilian? i remember now
>>64291006
If Mike Dean's dad pulled out in time, Arsenal would be top and Chelsea would be in the relegation zone
>>64291006
>How did Wenger lose to the worst Chelsea team he has ever encountered?
gabriel getting sent off
>>64290934
>45
>since 7
lmao
>>64291029
I thought Fabregas was the one who said he'd rather lose than win with Mourinho?
>>64291006
>Does no one else remember when he left Barca their site slated him for being shit?
turns out they were right lel
>>64291013
Anything can happen over a two-legged knock-out stage. Chelsea have actually been good in the CL this year, maybe they are just well suited to that competition and playing against European sides.
>>64291013
>they need to league winning form for the remainder of the season to even stand a chance
They need to play like Arsenal's invincible's or Mou's 2004/5 side to qualify for the CL this year.
Harry Redknapp confirmed
Roman always wanted him and he can do what he did when he took Spurs from relegation zone to 4th
Chelsea team was built by Rainieri time and the table is telling that tale
>mourinho sacked
>kid i don't like at work stepped down JUST NOW and shitposting from right next to where he did it
incredible
EVERYONE I KNOW
GOES AWAY
IN THE EENNND
best day ever
>>64291044
>I thought Fabregas was the one who said he'd rather lose than win with Mourinho?
Wasn't it a Brazilian? Judging by the way some Brazilian journalists were talking (and how they mentioned one of the players complained about Mourinho to them in private), there is probably some Brazilian involved in this.
>>64291006
I really want to see Matic paired next to Loftus-Cheek. Maybe the next manager will actually try this.
Hazard should indeed be sold because even with a poor season he'd still cost a near world record fee (Madrid will easily be willing to pay that) and he isn't going to be the next Messi.
>>64291029
Look at Willian and Aspie form compared to cesc and Hazard
>>64291062
Way to misuse lyrics, Ameridung.
>>64289071
Who did he throw under the bus and when?
What do you guys think about Eva? How much of this is the result of her sacking?
>>64291058
>he can do what he did when he took Spurs from relegation zone to 4th
Tell Gomes to stop throwing the ball into his own fucking net?
>>64290934
>It's very easy to forget where you came from
Keked
I can't stand Chelshit being likeable again.
>>64290590
It sounds nice, but I don't want to get shit in my mouth. So no; fingers only for me.
>>64291023
It was Di Mateo who signed him and there certainly were some expectations on him and he had just scored a hat trick in the sub 20 wc final
Why do Chelsea fans insist Loftus-Cheek is the next GOAT?
>>64291075
i will make you hurt....
>>64291049
>Chelsea have actually been good in the CL this year
>>64290844
>>64290823
I suppose tier 2 is relegation, yes?
how can a big club spend so much time relegated?
Vasco got relegated 3 times here in brazil. Everyone's impression is that they're basically dead, no longer a big club. The only thing that's left for them is recognition.
>>64291081
i think her sacking is just a symptom of the atmosphere mourinho created around the club, which is what led to the current situation
>>64291070
No Chelsea manager will ever play any youth player again because of fear of the player fucking up the game and Roman sacking them.
Mou was literally the only chance for them.
>>64290284
cuck
It's getting cold isn't it?
Silly of Roman to fire Mou before the transfer window opens.
He could always tell him to get rid of all the locker room cancer and sign new players instead.
There's plenty of CMs and deep playmakers on the market who could reach new levels under Mou (Rabiot, Samper, Lucas Lima, Sisto), and even strikers/wingers better than Costa/Remy/Flopcow (Gabigol/Pato/Lacazette/Fekir)
>>64288586
lel
>>64291128
from my point of view?
'yes'
>>64291096
live a little, it's fantastic
also get a woman without a dirty bum bum
>>64291138
name 1 youth talent that has improved under Mourinho
>mouyes
>>64291111
Leeds aren't a big club.
>>64291138
>transfers, everything is solved with transfers
>>64288586
lol they're already saying he's heading to Benfica over here.
Fucking hilarious
>>64291138
ok, lets say Mourinho sells all the players that are against him and splashes the cash on new ones. 2 years later it will be the same situation. his man management isn't sustainable in the long term.
>>64291138
I think so too. But I don't think Pato would fit his philosophy or the EPL.
>>64291158
Zouma
>>64291122
No one ever played the youth, I think the only one was Benitez with Aké (and Di Matteo with that suicidal/genius decision of playing Bertrand in the cl final).
>>64291158
Varane.
>>64291158
Terry
Materazzi
Checkmate
>>64291174
Sooner selling your mercenaries and renewing your squad than putting up with locker-room cancer who got the club in the relegation zone.
>>64291169
when did he do that and why would he do that?
>>64290870
>greentext
I know that feel too well
GOAT parents man. seriously
>>64291197
I am not sure I understand your post but the locker-room cancer who got the club in the relegation zone is Mourinho.
>>64291084
He can tell Diego Costa to 'just run around a bit'
Why do people on the internet pretend to "know" what's going on the inside of football clubs?Just admit you don't know. You're speculating.
Who knows what happened at Chelsea.
>>64291228
What if the players decide the next manager is cancer too and stop trying? What if they never find someone they like?
>>64291184
If he did what I said, it would send a message, at the very least.
>If the club performs poorly because of your diva attitude, the one who'll be going away, preferably to a lesser team, won't be Mou, it'll be YOU
Good luck for the new divas to pull that shit again after seeing Azzar playing for Marseille and Fiberglass for Sporting Gijón.
>>64291231
And give an interview on SSN from the window of a bus.
>>64288928
LMFAOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK
the guy is taking one of the most expensive squads in the world to relegation zone and these cucks keep sucking his dick
>>64291111
Everybody gets relegated sometimes. The two English teams that have spent the most time in the top division are Aston Villa and Everton.
>>64291248
We go back to the managerial circus that brought a lot of success to Chelsea.
>>64291252
>implying Marseille have enough money to buy Hazard
>implying Hazard would accept their offer
>implying Chelsea would rather sell for 10m instead of 50m
>>64291246
>Who knows what happened at Chelsea.
i do
>>64291215
it was a charity match, it was just some banter
>>64291257
You should read Halal forums. It's even worst.
>>64291246
>tfw no Chelsea fly on the wall documentary with Mou sacking Terry at half time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SN9le_U5SI
>>64291252
But Mourinho is the biggest diva out there.
>>64291006
Because costa
>wins the premier and the league cup with a small club
>gets sacked a couple months after
literal definition of a plastic club, chelsea should have memory
>Tfw Sky throw a 30 million contract to have Mouyes replace Gary on MNF
Eden getting abused on insta
>>64291277
Nah, Mou is a top 3 manager regardless of this failure. His players are the real mercenary cunts.
You're just STILL buttmad at 2010 Inter.
>>64291285
Didn't some Mexican TV station offer millions to Pep and Mouyes to have them cover the 2010 World Cup together?
I remember reading about it some time ago and it'd be quite based
>>64291287
I'd take that 'abuse' if I was on his wage.
>it was fiberglass
>n-no it was hazard
>everyone knows it was eva's fault
Literally only himself to blame, SAF and Wonga have had to deal with much more shit but have always managed, he's just an idiot whose own delusion got to his head.
I see him going back to Italy, he looked truly happy there.
>>64291246
>Implying Mourinho won't now be interested in discussing football with an anonymous online community full of his fellow NEETs
Jose, tell us what happened! We're better than Reddit!
>>64291287
Every player gets abuse on Instagram
>>64291289
Mourinho is the best manager in the world for the first two years, probably not top 10 after that.
>>64291299
It's not that unrealistic, Wenger does commentary for French NT games a lot.
>>64291289
Mercenary cunt is the definition of Mourinho.
>mou is a top3 manager
This doesn't make him not a diva. He's the one who acted like a diva through the whole season, the one acting like an attention whore. But it's ok, he can do no wrong, Hazard leaves the pitch because he's injured and he's lazy, scared, a diva.
>>64288848
Cause she's a sexier employee than we've ever had in this club
>>64291287
Good, he should be.
To me Azzar is the biggest cunt in all of this, and his fake-injury is the final drop.
You don't go from what he played last season to THIS by accident.
Fuck Azzar, I hope whoever hires him next reduces his wages.
It's only a Matteo of time
after reading this thread ive realized that it isnt dunga's fault that seleção sucks guys
its the players
#dungabestmanager
>>64291323
I dunno, I think you're falling for the Mou line there.
Hazard is having an awful season but he's not the manager, it's not on him that the team are doing so badly. If he's really playing like shit deliberately why did Mou keep picking him?
>>64290380
>64290380
Didn't he say the same shit at Real? Dude's lost it, other teams figured his parking the bus strategies, just retire already.
>>64291289
yes the guy who goes from club to club isnt the mercenary
HE WAS NOT SACKED
HE RESIGNED, RESIGNED!
HE WAS NEVER BEEN FIRED FROM A CLUB
NEVER
NEVER EVER
HE'S THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD AND HIS COMEBACK WILL MAKE ALL OF YOU APOLOGIZE TO HIM
he was a good friend
>>64291267
It's an unlikely scenario but I don't think Roman would lose much sleep over some millions if it helped him to straighten the rest of the squad. They have already mismanaged plenty of money signing players like Cuadrado and other business. If a player doesn't want to accept an offer he can spend the rest of his contract watching the games from the stands. 50m is nothing if it helps make the other 20+ players start behaving as pros.
>>64290140
A player who scored 15 league goals in 1 and a half seasons under kenny dalglish.
Obviously he was key, and I'm not saying Rodgers made him the player he is, but Rodgers did a great job at working out an attacking system where him, sturridge, sterling, coutinho and henderson all played and thrived, I'm not a liverpool fan, not a fan of any club actually, but they played the best football I've seen liverpool play in 13/14, even better than 2007-09 when torres, gerrard and alonso were all at their peak.
If Rodgers wasn't so shit with the media side of things he'd be held in higher regard, as it is he's viewed as an idiot.
Also, I think from a mentality aspect it was inevitable that Liverpool would fall dramatically in 14/15 given the way in which they lost the title - imagine team morale post gerrard slip and crystanbul.
>>64291353
>not collecting the benefits
mad cunt
every other club if the team isn't performing well it's the managers fault, why would this suddenly change for mourinho? Why are people so deluded to thinking it isn't his fault the team is playing like shit? Who selects the players? Who decides how the team will play?
RIP Mou!
We ain't gonna miss you!
Also when does Brendan Rodgers get announced as manager?
>>64291370
Dortmund.lastseason
Mongbagdach.thisseason
>>64291350
>If he's really playing like shit deliberately why did Mou keep picking him?
If Mou is to be believed, and he may be many things but I don't think he's a liar, his players train very well, but don't do in the game what they do in training. This is what he just said, after the game against Lesster.
I am fully inclined to believe him on this. You don't go from what Chelsea had last year to this. A system doesn't just stop working overnight. A world-class player like Azzar doesn't just become shit overnight without an injury, unless he's deliberately playing like shit.
Even when world-class players decline and world-beater teams lose dominance, the process is a lot more gradual than this. People give Dinho shit for declining, but even when he went full party and hookers at Milan he was still a world-class CAM and their best player in 2008/09, and continued being "good" until 2013. This is a guy with 0 discipline.
Shit just doesn't happen, there's no way it isn't the players.
Now I kind of want a movie about Jose's life
Jose... The time has come. Let's do it again.
And this time, we'll take revenge.
Will he crack?
>>64288862
feel the brend
We should have at least kept Jose until the end of the season. It is not even half way through the campaign, and I think it’s fair to say we’re going to finish mid table regardless of who the manager is. We have too much quality to go down, but we’re not miraculously going to achieve our best form which is required to reach the champions league places. A couple of signings and departures in january would have given the squad new energy and a squad that might actually implement Jose’s tactics.
Understandably the players have faced the brunt of the blame for the season from the fans. A team that won the league comfortably last season with a total of 87 points and only 3 defeats should not have lost 9 games in 16 games. It is rather than saddening that a significant proportion of the squad just don’t care about the club or our now former manager. For players who are earning over a 100,000 a week to not even act professionally and give their all to the cause, is quite frankly disgraceful.
Having said that, the notion being put forward by many fans that all the blame lies on the players is simplistic and wrong. It is part of a manager's job to achieve targets, and keep a squad harmonious and motivated, which Jose failed to do. if any other manager had underachieved as much as Jose had then they would probably have been fired. His treatment of both club doctors should not be forgotten, to isolate, criticise and finally dismiss someone for doing their job was unacceptable of Jose’s part. Wherever he has been, he’s been a divisive figure, which partially explains why he tends to leave clubs after 2 or 3 seasons. His short-termism is also evident in his reluctance to give youth a chance. It’s fair to say neither Lukaku or De Bruyne were given a fair chance at Chelsea and Jose has to take some of the blame for that. Moreover, his insistence on not giving either Rahman, Cheek, Kenedy or Remy a proper chance illustrates his stubbornness and limitations.
>>64291369
Abramovic probably made a subtle threat that he shouldn't take the money
>>64291401
why would the players want to stop winning?
that theory makes no sense whatsoever
>>64289852
Tbh Brendan was held back by FSG (the club's owners). He had to be a yes man and hide his power level. Also he wasn't expected to challenge for the league, let alone top four.
>>64288895
this basically started it. Women ruin everything, from ancient rome to a shitty english club
>>64291401
>overnight
It wasn't overnight.
>i don't think he's a liar
Lel
![g2401.12483ca5aeffa67f3256e0df867e79a5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/925UByK.jpg "g2401.12483ca5aeffa67f3256e0df867e79a5[1]")
>>64291407
>>64288862
Juande Ramos's representant was in London this morning with Abramovich.
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT, MOUYES
The only intelligent choice
>>64291439
>this basically started it
Nope, it was the 5-3 defeat to Spurs. People forget how bad Chelsea were from 2015 January, during the pre season, against Arsenal in the CS and against Swansea.
Anyone else having really shady shit happen to their recaptcha?
>https://twitter.com/ChelseaAlerts/status/677535681665589248
He left in tears.
>>64291435
Because they're mercenary cunts who want the manager out, want a better contract with Chelsea, want a transfer elsewhere, don't like Mou's football, don't think they get enough spotlight, plenty of reasons.
I'm just saying, you don't go from World Class like Azzar and Fiberglass (at least in the first-half of every season) to utter dog shit I wouldn't even want playing for my team. It's gradual.
Costa is different, I think he was always shit, most of his 13/14 and 14/15 goals look to me like flukes where he just happened to be standing flat-footed in the right place, and he just got lucky in the past 2 seasons.
>>64291457
Paco Jemez would be fired in 5 minutes if he chimpout as he does in Rayo usually.
>>64291401
Yeah but what's the point in him coming out and moaning about it if that's the case?
His entire job is to make the players perform, if they're not doing that for any reason it's still his responsibility.
You're asking to be sacked when you take that line, once you say 'I'm doing nothing wrong but the players just aren't up to the task' what you're saying is that you're incapable of doing the job you're being paid to do.
There's always going to be another manager who will say I can get results with those players if he can't.
> Chelsea are going to start winning again now
I was looking forward to the Championship season of Chelsea and seeing which of the "world superstars" will jump ship immediately in panic and which ones would be loyal
>>64289005
Hazard is shit
>>64291435
what other explanation is there ? This is almost the exact same team that won the title last season and now they are close to the relegation positions.
>>64291474
he a good manager though, just needs to control the chimpoutmeter
I bare witness of his demise, and promise to rise.
If d u b s I am new Chelshit manager
>>64291472
Well costa was playing well when cesc and azzar where ripping teams up, costa would benefit by finishing off the moves and what not.
>>64291472
ROFL. Hazard was considered one of the top players in the world last season, future ballon d'or contender. Do you think he would risk ruining his career and being called shit on the bench just to piss of Mourinho?
>>64291492
The explanation is simple actually, mostly it's down to Chelsea not being able to score (because they have no plan outside pass the ball to someone and hope) and other teams doing their homeworks and putting pressure on them.
>>64291476
Don't act like he is herding sheep tho, you know these people are fully grown adults, he should have put in the kids tho desu show some of the starters that they are replaceable if they don't put the effort in.
>>64291476
>His entire job is to make the players perform, if they're not doing that for any reason it's still his responsibility.
True that. I'm not saying Mouyes is a long-term manager, he usually underperforms after 2 years because in the 3rd, the siege mentality breaks down, everyone knows that. Neither am I saying that the current state of Chelshit isn't at least in part his fault.
I'm just saying Roman shouldn't have fired him now before giving him a chance to get rid of the locker room cancer and turn this around after the transfer window.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onr90cyGtMI
>>64291478
>loyal
>Almost 2016
>>64291524
>Roman shouldn't have fired him now before giving him a chance to get rid of the locker room cancer
Mourinho had already 2 years and a summer where he could sell who he didn't like and this costed Chelsea a lot. There should be a moment where you stop and ask if it was worth it.
>>64291457
>"On the day they were handing out brains, I ended up with a small one, but when they handed out balls, I got the biggest."
is he Mouyes 2.0?
>>64291492
I have no idea, maybe teams figure out their tatics?
His players got burnt out of the siege mentality? Maybe Mou started shit with the players?
They are not gonna just quit playing football out of nowhere after winning the title, something happened
>>64291520
Oh I'm not saying that, there were a lot of things he could have tried.
Just seems like he did the same thing over and over and when it kept not working he threw his hands up and said fuck it.
>>64291513
>one of the top players in the world last season, future ballon d'or contender
Hazard is an overrated meme who can dribble but not much else
>>64291544
Even if teams figure out your tactics, you don't become relegation zone material from that.
>>64291513
>Do you think he would risk ruining his career and being called shit on the bench just to piss of Mourinho?
Do you really think a world-class striker and NT starter would actually blackmail a teammate with some shitty homemade sex video which may or may not exist?
YET HERE WE ARE
You're giving footballers' intelligence too much credit. Players sabotage their coaches and deliberately play poorly all the time, in every single league in the world.
Fucks' sake, we're talking about a class of people who become rich and famous before finihsing their education and are infamously known for going broke after they retire. Not many footballers can into long-term planning, and Azzar doesn't seem particularly smart, to predict possible consequences of his actions.
fuck you mods . you are pieces of shit. you banned clips4lyfe because of his fatness...
shame on you, i shit on your face
>>64291529
>mid table near the bottom half
Chelsea are 16th
>things begin to go wrong
>begin
I stopped watching right there.
>>64291529
jajaja ... spoiled cunt.
reminder that hazzard hasnt cored in 19 league games
>>64290099
>>64290150
>DONCASTER MENTIONED
Feels weird desu.
>>64291541
Nigga, he won a double just last season.
Besides, these problems, this new locker room cancer, only came up now, he's being fired before he even gets the chance to get rid of the players causing it.
This is what doesn't make sense.
Meanwhile Lang Baal goes on.
>Need a manager who can handle divas
Well, well, well..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBgob7Ou3ZU
Someone make a Chelsea version. ;_;
>>64291557
that doesnt explain at all why they want mou out
he is supposedly loved by all his former players
why they want him out suddenly?
>>64291529
>mfw I'll never have that 80s hair
why live
Who?
>>64291584
>before he even gets the chance to get rid of the players causing it.
He could have dropped any such players.
>tfw no more mou
Admit it you'll miss him
>>64291610
#FEELTHEBREND
>>64290380
They didn't do what he wanted but why is that? The spirit in the dressing room is fucked is why and they need a new guy to come in and turn it around.
I don't get it. Redpill me.
>>64291584
A double? true. Then he lost 2-4 to Bradford, embarassing in the CL, lost the CS because he had to play Costa against PSG so he could be injured.
What about 2013-14? when he lost a league because he insisted on Torres, dropped from the FA cup with an embarrassing performance after beating city 3 days before.
What about this season? yeah.
Let's talk about losing Lukaku, De Bruyne, Mata, Felipe Luis, did Chelsea actually profit from these?
>he's being fired before he even gets the chance to get rid of the players causing it.
He had months to drop them.
And again, these are literally the players he wanted, do you want Chelsea to sell half their team every 2 years?
>>64291594
All? No way, not all.
Plenty of players are still with Mouyes. Cahill, Aspie, Matic, William, Pedro, RamÃres, Loftus-Cheek, Courtois, Kenedy, Begovic, you never hear bad rumors from those players. Even Remy puts up with the bench and eagerly looks forward to every minute he can play.
On the other hand, whenever rumors come up, it's always the same names:
Cesc, Oscar, Hazard, Costa, sometimes Terry (unlikely), sometimes Ivanovic (because of Eva)
BENITEZ WON MORE EUROPEAN TROPHIES AT CHELSEA THAN MOURINHO
THE FUCKING GOAT, I LOVE YOU RAFA
I think there are three players who've been playing like shit individually (rather than just being part of a shit playing team)
Hazard, Ivanovic and Costa.
Those three being shit ruined the core of Chelsea's play. Toothless attack and clear runs for the other wise on goal.
>>64291628
do you not have google you stupid fuck
>>64291628
>be great manager
>have your mental shit fucked up by Real Madrid
>retreat to a club you managed a decade ago
>win the title on your second season back
>players decide that's enough and stop performing
>mental fragility of manager starts showing
>bad results keep coming
>get sacked
>yfw john terry is appointed player manager
>>64289109
> cheeky cunt Jose
> #ChatShitGetBanged
Is Vardy, dare I say it, the most based player in the Prem atm?
>This day
Good riddance to the asshat!
>>64291650
Chelsea were toothless last year as well, the problem is that now the good guys score and the 1-0 wins became 1-2 defeats.
How do you pronounce Mourinho?
>>64291628
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/
now fuck off
I heard from internal sources that Emenalo and the board were poisoning the players' drinking supplies on match days. Mixing half a kilogram of ketamine with each tank of water. Fabregas, Matic, Terry, Ivanovic, Costa, Hazzard, and Oscar were also given cortisone injections at start of season and every two weeks from stress from the last season. Hazzard was also fed on a sugar-water diet for 3 weeks because he had bad gas.
posting in a sticky 2bh
>>64291670
mouriño or mourinyo very fast
>even thought you are alright, don't come to Cobham tomorrow
>>64291645
What? so 5 players are responsable for Chelsea being shit? Why not Bench them? Isnt that the managers job?
>@bbcsport_david: Chelsea captain John Terry has just driven out of Stamford Bridge - refused to speak, looked upset. No sign of other #CFC players or staff
CIVIL WAR
>tfw
>>64291659
>be great manager
stopped reading right there
>>64291669
Chelsea last year felt like when they needed to score, they would and they kept up steady pressure for games.
Chelsea would score, Mourinho would slow play down to maintain fitness.
>>64291644
>Let's talk about losing Lukaku, De Bruyne, Mata, Felipe Luis,
And bringing in Cuadrado, Falcao, Eto, etc.
He's had some great moments of business but also fucked up really bad at times.
>>64291703
jesuschrist
>>64290446
fucking llol
>>64291670
>>64291691
Don't even bother.
Anglos can't into soft-Rs.
>>64291644
But De Bruyne and Pookaku are overrated shit. I have the chelsea posts to prove it.
>>64291698
Ah yeah senpai, that's the shit.
>>64291707
Not really, last year plenty of games were won 1-0 because the other teams were scared, that's the big difference from this season. That was why Chelsea rarely looked good against top teams that team, those teams actually attacked and put pressure on Chelsea.
Why is this dumb shit a sticky? I've never even heard of this nobody.
The mods here sticky the dumbest shit. The last sticky I remember was that Ronda Rousey fight.
>>64291698
Can't judge anything either way from that. Whether he liked him or not, press scrums are unpleasant and there's always the chance things could get pinned on you.
>>64291705
Butthurt Arselel fan spotted.
Mouyes might have shit the fan this season, but at least he's won stuff.
>>64291703
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>>64291724
I went into your mum's soft-R m8
>>64291740
Never liked the ginger Belgian cunt dess, he's the one player I still can't get really salty about leaving.
>>64291724
>Anglos can't into soft-Rs.
Lucky for us there are no soft R's in >7-1
>>64289273
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA
>YOU
>>64291759
And yours got my hard-C.
>>64290060
Irrelevant nobhead.
STICKY = AUTOMATIC SAGE
>>64291703
This happened years ago though. This isn't breaking news.
>tfw you literally can't trust any media
>tfw I could just make shit up and I would trust it just as much
>There's no loyalty at Stamford Bridge anymore
>anymore
>>64288945
>Hiddink
O i am laffin
>>64291740
Lukaku wanted to be first choice, Mourinho said he wouldn't be first choice.
He left and Chelsea got a lot of money for a young player.
>people said chelsea were stupid to sell perma-crock too
>>64291158
zouma you fucking idiot, hes insane
>>64291755
I love how there's this belief that only Arsenal fans dislike Jose, when MOST fans dislike Jose.
I agree he's still a great manager though but he really really did lose a lot of credibility with this season.
>>64291813
He was pretty damn successful when he was at Chelsea.
Chelsea dominated Barca and only won because of corrupt officials.
>>64290367
>start listing the players that would start on Madrid, Bayern or Barcelona not named Azpilicueta or Cortouis.
>Courtois
>starting at Bayern of all clubs
Top fucking kek I am dying.
>>64291819
And they spent more on an older player struggling compared to him in the league and 10 million to loan fucking Falcao. Genius.
>>64291819
More like Lukaku failed a penalty against Pep bayern in european supercup? and Mourinho blamed him for the defeat so he left
MOURINHO SACKED IN THE MOOOORNING
YOURE GONNA GET SACKED IN THE MORNING
>>64291857
underrated post
Why are Chelshit fans still defending Jose even though for sure he is going to relegate the club by the end of the season? Not even us Gunners are this enthralled by Wenger.
>>64291821
He really isn't. He has absolutely no reading of the game and is entirely reactive.
Chelsea poll
http://strawpoll.me/6292501
>>64291865
I kind of respect them for that actually, but it had gone too far.
>>64291847
courtois is better than your shit meme keeper
>>64291876
he's just a big muscle
Was Mourinho actually a tactical genius at any stage in his career or did he just have an ability to park busses with his teams really well?
531 haze it maggot
>>64291847
>Madrid, Bayern or Barcelona
>OR
Do you not know how "or" works, you worthless bratwurst?
Courtois would definitely start at Halal Madrid, Navas has been proving in the past 3 weeks he's not a top keeper.
I'm gonna miss him lads, he brought the bants
>>64291851
They spent money on a player who was instrumental in them winning the league. Clearly they are idiots.
>>64291817
You know porn escalation is a real thing? I'm waiting for the day you post CP, ban evade, then do PTHC.
If the managerial position at your club was vacant and you had the power, would you appoint Mourinho?
Chelsea here, yes
>replacing shit
>with even more shit
JUST
>>64291837
He was great for them, but that was six years ago and he's senile now
Also had a stronger squad
>>64291897
It could be argued that that is tactical genius.
>>64291897
>"Defending is easy"
>>64291287
c_lopez15 going HAM
Anybody else from /a/ here?
>guss hiddink is the man to save Lelsea from relegation
previous coaching experience:
>2005–2006 Australia
>2006–2010 Russia
>2009 Chelsea (interim)
>2010–2011 Turkey
>2012–2013 Anzhi Makhachkala
>2014–2015 Netherlands
pure winners there la
Rodgers when?
>>64291897
Inter 2009-2010 is Mourinho's best team. The games against Porto and Barcelona are a master-class on both how to nullify your opposition and how to use your substitutions to alter the pace of the game.
>>64291910
>tfw I just did a search for PTHC because I don't know what it stands for
>Sponsored link, sponsored by Google: "Accessing indecent images of children is illegal"
>"People can lose their jobs and even be imprisoned"
Shit nigga never mind
(By the way, according to a link a bit further down, it stands for "pre-teen hardcore", just so nobody else gets v&)
>>64291318
why doesn't he coach france nt
what
Look I will enjoy gloating about his now no longer true "never sacked", but what the fuck?
This season's league is over anyways for Chelsea and they're stil in the CL, sacking Mou now is just a dick move.
Despite what /sp/ would like to believe there is 0% of Chelsea actually going down so what gives?
>>64291958
Hiddink is the best dutch manager post-cruyff, Lang Baal apologists can fuck off.
He's just a bit outdated, sure. But his short-spell with chelsea had one of their highest win %s ever.
>>64291958
Guus Hiddink is also the main reason why Holland missed Euro qualification for the first time since 1984
If he becomes intern manager for Chelsea, relegation is almost certain
>>64290551
>he looks reallygay
>>64291287
Goes for every player, no exceptions
>>64291996
Juicy > Totty > Totti > Choro
>>64291971
>Porto
Meant Chelsea desu
>>64291984
>there is 0% of Chelsea actually going down
They are 1 point from relegation after 16 games, what the fuck do you people want before you start thinking Chelsea could go down?
>>64291984
>there is 0% of Chelsea actually going down
Except it isn't 0% is it? It's slim but not 0% and they're playing so poorly that in a more typical season they'd certainly be in the drop zone, if not 19th/20th.
>>64292006
I still haven't learnt their names.
>>64292009
Everytime someone asks the question "how long before we can believe xxx", the answer is always, and always will be "after February".
>>64291985
>best dutch manager post-cryuff
>can't get stacked Dutch team into Euros from easy as fuck group: literally Iceland did better
>>64291985
Hiddink and Van Gaal are equal in success and both started to shit on their legacy this year. At least they didn't end up as Marwaijk - that was awful.
>>64291752
I stickied ur mum like a plasterer's radio m8
>>64292009
You're trying to tell me two clubs out of Villa, Sunderland, Norwich and Swansea will be above Chelsea at the end of the season?
>>64292009
The thing is all the other teams at the bottom don't have a quality squad like Chelsea. If anyone can turn the season around and survive relegation, it's the players. Maybe the players were pissed at Mou and he did lose the dressing room.
>>64291904
Shame his bantz were terrible, as they always came back to piss in his cornflakes.
>hur dur specialist in failure
>Wenger comes from 2-0 down in 10 mins to win 3-2
>b-b-b-ut I'm glad he's won the FA Cup! One time, 9 years, so good! ;)
>Wenger wins it next year as well
>Mouyes isn't even given an interview over what he said
>loses to Wenger in Community Shield he should have won with a walk-over
>b-b-but one time in 13 attempts ;)
>Fires a incredibly popular physio, turning his players against him
>refuses to apologise and bring her back
>is now 1 point ahead of relegation zone, has constantly been slamming his team, not himself for fucking this shit up
>ends up being fired YET AGAIN
>>64291191
carlo started to integrate borini and mceachran well
they're careers were stunted when he left
>>64292036
lel, I did say he was a little outdated.
But it's not his fault the Eredivisie has gone to shit, the Ajax Academy is dead and Neverlands haven't produced a truly world-class player since Robben/Sneijder/Van Rapist, who are all in their 30s.
Dutch football is dead, move on already.
>>64292036
>canadian "opinions"
>>64291953
Based Peru
>>64292053
With how Chelsea are looking? knowing how annoying Sunderland are? it's looking possible.
>>64291984
You get more prize money at the end of the season if you finish higher. Also, finishing outside of the Champions League places can pretty much mean Armageddon for a club; look at Liverpool. Sacking Mourinho now means a new manager can get to know the players, then sign more players in January, and actually have a chance of rescuing the club's season.
>>64292069
>literally "Peru"
>>64292066
>This flag
>This post
Takes one to know one, huh b7az1l?
>>64291980
You're a fucking idiot. You're on a watch list now, but don't worry, according to the police, you can't be arrested for just going on the sites, as it isn't enough evidence to convict you on. Need to download or distribute or get stung.
>>64292036
Also:
>Literally one point scored in total against Iceland, Czech Republic and Turkey thanks to a last minute Sneijder equaliser against Turkey
>Managed to lose a friendly against the USA while being two goals up in the last 15 minutes
If Chelsea seriously hires Hiddink, they will relegate for sure this year.
>>64292091
> a new manager can get to know the players, then sign more players in January, and actually have a chance of rescuing the club's season.
lol wut
the chances of that happening are even lower than Chelsea going down
Mouyes out moyes in!
>>64292098
We have plenty of world-class players, and many of them U23. One of them is even tipped for a Ballon Door in the near-future. Unlike you.
I'm not putting you down, I loved dutch football and I literally supported you in 2010. I'm just being realistic. It's dead. Belgium did what you should've done, and you're all still stuck in your traditions, of trying to play total football and teaching every player how to play in every position.
This is true, by the way: you haven't produced a world-class player since Robben/Sneijder/Van Rapist, who are all in their 30s.
if you keep going in that direction, you'll be the next hungary.
>>64292108
But getting to know players and sign more players in January is literally what's going to happen
>>64291459
yup, losing to bradford, horrible against 10 man mediocre psg
in the premier league, 44 goals in 20 games before/incl spurs
21 in 16 after january
and those goals were mostly very hard to come by, most after hazard doing something on his own, or penaltes
>>64292108
>Lower than 0%
>>64291980
ru-roh, enjoy your new friends
kek kek
Who else wants AVB back? It would be a fresh start for him with none of the old players still here who revolted against him last time, Anelka, Lampard, Cole, Essien. His philosophy plus fresh young like Oscar and Hazard could go along way
>>64292056
Let's be honest here, all of those are prime shitposting material, you can't deny that. His presence just made the EPL more fiery irregardless of his character or his managerial style. Who could they possibly get that will provide so many great moments?
>>64292122
The season turning around part. It's a rotten season and a single digit finish would be a surprise.
posting in a sticky
>>64288586
Literally who???
Why is this a sticky
>>64288862
Guud Hiddink,
then Diego Simeone
>>64292173
Walk on burger
>>64292138
He has already showed he can get bullied by a dressing room full of top players. Not sure it's a good idea.
>>64292173
>americruds
>>64288881
>We
What part of London are you from m8?
Daily reminder that people thought Hazard was better than Suarez
>>64292056
This is the man who basically said to Benetiz 'y-you are fat'.
He was just indulged by the press. If Nigel Pearson had come out with Jose's shit there would have embarrassed silence.
>>64292189
Find it pretty funny when AVB got cucked by players ganging up fans on /sp/ were rejoicing but now they've done it to their precious Mou they're merc scum.
>>64288881
GrVIII post
We go again la
Why do people think that Mourinho loved Chelsea?
>If Chelsea had sold Hazard in the summer, everyone would have blamed their drop in performance on that and Mourinho would still be at the club
>>64292204
Come on, that was BenÃtez's wife's fault.
Bitch was classless as fuck, and provoked it.
Who is most likely to come in do you think?
I think Roy Keane would be a good appointment as they need someone with experience managing in the Championship
>>64292173
Burger, jog on. Burger, Burger, walk on. Walk on.
>>64292224
Nah. A bigger man would've shrugged it off.
Jose has been very quick to refuse to answer questions about the form of his team but then goes out of his way to comment on shit like that.
>>64292202
I remember this, it was real
>>64292234
read the thread, nigga
it's been confirmed 2hs ago that it's Guus Hiddink
>>64288586
>An Australian poster gets a sticky
>>64292252
>read the thread
>read the thread
>read the thread
>read the thread
>first time witnessing a 600+ thread
Feels surreal. Inb4 newfag
>>64292248
Zé Maureen's style is basically to shit-talk everything and everyone who talks shit to him, his club or his players, so that he absorbs all the bad press and the players feel protected.
A bigger man would've let it go, sure, but a good wife wouldn't talk shit to the media about her husband's colleague.
>>64292056
are you mad la
>>96
>manure
>>64292173
>mfw handegg managers will never have worldwide recognition like football managers
>>64292274
newfag
>moushit
>>64292279
I don't believe this anymore, I think he simply loves the attention. After the Carneiro incident it should be obvious he's not the master PR people think he is.
>>64288881
>American chelskea fan, 10 to 1 this faggot had never heard of this team prior to 2005
>>64292274
this is nothing, a few years ago mongo getting the sack would have been 2000 posters plus and crashing your pc, spee is dead.
>>64292274
Fuck off back 2 whatever shithole you crawled out off
Chelsea fans are losing it.
>>64292340
feels bad, mang.
>>64292325
I agree. He started to do it far far too much.
For example it's clear to everyone that Hazard this season has been complete dogshit. And yet he won't be drawn into a discussion about his form at all. That kind of thing annoys me (albeit not a Chelsea fan) because you want to hear from managers what they're doing to improve the team.
>>64292344
Prospective Leicester fan right there
>>64292287
>jessica pig
disgusting
"Fan" on Radio 5 Live
"Do we really have to win?? At the price of doing a sexism?? Won't someone think of the children?!?!"
>>64292325
Eh, he simply got outplayed because Eva is a woman. Nobody doesn't even give a fuck about Fearn guy and the whole thing would be forgotten as soon as Peps problem with doctors in Munich.
Based lester city has done it again. Ranieri is laughing his head off right now over this sweet revenge.
>>64292248
that is why this has been so sweet
Media's darling has become fodder for the lazy and vitriolic British press
>I have nothing to say
feels glorious knowing we got to klopp first
>>64292325
Maureen fucked up with Eva's sacking, by not realizing the referee ORDERED her into the pitch, and she'd be liable not to go.
However, I don't think that's why she was fired. Bitch was fired because her job is a Position of Trust, and she lost her superior's trust the second she went to the media immediately after the game to whine about how it was unfair she got a scolding from Mou.
Even if she wasn't wrong by entering the pitch, she was wrong about this. Bitch couldn't keep her mouth shut, Mou hates it when his staff washes the laundry in public, the obvious result was the sacking.
That's also why she was the only one fired, but the other medical assistants (who also entered the pitch) are still with the club.
sack the best manager in the world
bring in gus hiddink the guy who just failed to get holland into the euros
wtffff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPM-SPKDirM
>mfw Eva is the cause of is
I hate her so fucking much
>>64292378
She was sacked because she refused to turn up to her fucking job, like anybody else would.
>>64288586
SPECIALIST IN FAILURE
>arrive
>fail
>get sacked after 3 years
>come back
>fail
>get sacked after 3 years while 1 point above the relegation zone
>>64292402
And the best part is that he won't be coming back again.
>>64292325
He was always so good at it in the past though. I think he's just straight-up lost his mind. Either that, or he tried to do it this year, failed, and his ego couldn't handle it so he just kept trying it and digging himself deeper and deeper.
>>64292173
This is about real football Tyrone, you wouldn't understand
>>64292274
try happening threads on /pol/, they're amazing
>mfw I lost all the shitstorm just because I was having sex
you nerds will never know this feeling.
>>64292402
That comment really struck a nerve with Arsene/Arsenal fans didn't it?
>>64292402
Lets be real here, Arsene Wenger is the true specialist in failure. You can't top his list of failures. Keeping his job for so long is his only success.
Compare what Mourinho has won over the last decade to won Arsene has won, and you might agree with me.
>>64292378
>she lost her superior's trust the second she went to the media immediately after the game to whine about how it was unfair she got a scolding from Mou.
I'm not going to bother responding to someone lying like this.
>>64292366
Recognizing that should be part of his skills as PR genius.
>>64292357
He handled Hazard horribly. Take the last game, what the fuck were his words about Hazard? tell the media he was subbed because he was injured, end of the story, there was no need to imply Hazard was faking it.
>>64292430
l-lewd
>>64292435
Arsene is a joke desu.
Clearly a good manager, but as long as he's at the helm Arsenal will be a club wirth a permanent loser's mentality. They never go big, and always settle, despite being one of the richest clubs in the world.
>>64292340
>>64292353
Remember when we could almost reach 1k posts without needing a sticky?
>>64292430
I missed three seasons of epl because I had a gf. No thanks.
>>64292379
Some pretty gay faces in that webm for such a committed homophobe.
>>64292377
Klopp wouldn't manage London Plasticgarch (tm)
>>64292430
Well I certainly won't know the feeling of living in a third world country and growing up in a favela.
>>64292471
It's okay, Finland, you're halfway there considering you're third world
>>64292442
nah, your anti-Mou bias is clearly making you full of shit here.
First she criticized her superior on social media after the game, instead of keeping things private.
Secondly, she refused to go back to her job when ordered to:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/11875833/Chelsea-news-Eva-Carneiro-does-not-return-to-clubs-training-ground-despite-being-told-to-do-so.html
There's not a boss in the world who wouldn't sack an employee who did that.
>>64292364
What a pleb
>>64288611
>only 1300 posts in 4 hours
/sp/ really is dead
>>64292433
Only because it was so ironically incorrect
>>64292435
Let's really be real here. The only current manager that can top Wenger's list of successes is Ferguson. Mouyes got all his success from the rich owners he has worked for. Having spent literally billions on the best players in the world, Mouyes should have many more trophies than he actually won, and he's managed to take one of the most expensive teams in the league to 16th (sixteenth) place
>>64288586
>mouyes
>>64292458
There's only a need for a sticky because newly-created threads would bump this off the board if it wasn't a sticky. If this thread was on /n/ or /po/, there'd be no need to sticky it.
>>64292487
(You)
Happy now?
POSTING IN MY FIRST EVER STICKY
I don't get it. They sack one of the best coaches in the world for Oscar, Hazard and Costa, none of which would start in any of the top 5 teams in the world.
>>64292550
>Missing the undeniably superior FIFA arrests sticky
>>64292525
You're right, sorry. I forgot that Arsenal only ever sign players on free transfers.
>>64292173
looks like you just got banged
better start chanting the name of your country to make you feel better
>>64292525
>The only current manager that can top Wenger's list of successes
Said list:
1. 0 (zero) CLs
2. a couple EPLels back when the league was a one-horse race between Manure and itself, and Arsenal only won when their rivals tripped.
That's it, basically. In 20 years. managing one of the richest and most valuable clubs in the world.
Mou in half the time won twice the trophies, sometimes with much worse/poorer teams.
>>64292429
Hello fellow /pol/lack
>>64292456
By 'go big' you mean bankrupt the club by trying to spend a much as Chelshit and Man Shitty's ultra-rich owners? Retarded as fuck tbhfam
>>64292525
Wenger and Ferguson both had extremely wealthy clubs too, with huge wage bills and unlike Chelsea/Inter, they also have an easier time attracting top top players. Who did Chelsea ever sign, who could be considered GREAT outside of Torres after injury? The only huge club Mourinho ever managed was Real.
At least Fergie built a legacy and won the CL twice (just as often as Mouyes in a much shorter period). Wenger is a fucking failure on every possible level.
sacked twice by chelsea
that will shrink his ego
>>64292458
[feels internally]
>>64292558
Hazard would start for every team in the world.
>>64292503
She didn't go to the media, it was a post on facebook, it wasn't right after the game and she didn't criticize Mourinho. I don't think she has ever talked to the media but I'm not sure about this.
And I am the biased one? don't make me laugh.
I am not even gonna talk about the event in itself, I find absurd how people think that Mourinho can do what he want like he own the club. Fuck him, you don't talk shit to someone else in front of the camera for no reason, then blame them to the media (he did it, the precious darling, not Eva the witch), all while implying you can do their job better than them.
And she's at fault because she dared not bow to the Overlord. That's having a spine and she paid for it.
>>64292581
>missing the 7-1 sticky
>>64292616
>Chelsea are the only club to ever cuck Mourinho
nice
Meanwhile Arsenal are the most cucked club ever by Mourinho
>>64292623
Who would he replace, Messi or Neymar? Cristiano Ronaldo or Bale?
>>64292592
>Brazilian proxy fag making up stuff
cool story bro
>>64292650
>proxy fag
Anyone got any poems like this one to help the Chelsea fans through this tough time?
>>64292623
Perhaps last season. This one he was average at best and would have trouble to get in the Shitty squad.
>>64292612
>Who did Chelsea ever sign, who could be considered GREAT outside of Torres after injury?
the fuck, are you braindead?
>>64292586
>implying Arsenal's net spend over the last 10 years is anywhere near Chelshit's
fuhnnay joek m8
>>64292592
>winning the PL meant nothing before the rich sugar daddy owners turned up to buy their teams all the trophies
So you only started bandwagoning Chelshit in 2004 then? Ok kid
>Mouyes and Fergie both won 0 (zero) gold PL trophies
>Mouyes only successes were bought by mega-rich owners
>>64292648
>Hazard can only play on the wing.
He can easily play behind the forward 3 in a non-competitive league. Also if he played for Barca he'd be producing just like Neymar.
>>64292627
I said social media, not media.
>>64292648
Or Ribery, Douglas Costa and Robben in the case of Bayern.
>Fabregas is the first person to pay tribute to Mourinho
It's literally like The Godfather. Vito tells Michael that the person who arranges the meeting with Barzini will be the one who's betrayed the family.
Fabregas was the one everybody suspected of being the cancer in the dressing room and he's the first to praise Mourinho.
>>64292274
>he missed all hiro's shit this year and the rape of wwe
>>64292702
>muh net spend
This is what Arsenal fans have been reduced to. Too bad for you you don't get a trophy for it
>>64292710
You said
>she lost her superior's trust the second she went to the media immediately after the game to whine about how it was unfair she got a scolding from Mou.
You literally lied to pain Eva in the wrong.
>>64292716
"Tell Jose it was only business. I always liked him".
>>64292648
He is better than bale and penaldo
>>64292687
Go on, name any player who was a big name in the game when Chelsea signed them.
>>64289484
>Macedonia
>thinks he is better than people living in actual 1st world countries
>>64292612
Imagine being this wrong
>Arsenal was a wealthy club while drowning in new stadium debt
>Chelshit/Inter didn't have huge wage bills
>Chelshit didn't use their sugar daddies' money to buy top players
>Fergie built a legacy but Wenger hasn't
Holy shit, just end yourself fampie
>>64292716
This
Also that shit he said a day or two ago about high wage players performing top kekkerino
>>64292748
ashley fucking cole for one
michael essien ring any bells
the fuck are you even on about
>he spent millions on overpriced nobodies
yeah, no
>>64292706
>Hazard would score 40 goals in a season at Barcelona without taking penalties
good one m8
>>64292702
>but muh expenditure, muh net income
I though a football club was meant to be first and foremost about trophies. Of which Arselel didn't get a single one in the past decade worth celebrating.
>implying I bandwagon Chelshit or Arselel
Nope, I have no investiment in any english club, just calling out facts.
Mou might have shit the bed, but at least he's won stuff, unlike Arsene.
>>64292671
Ode on a Chelsean Spurn
Mou still unravish'd bride of quietness,
Mou foster-child of bad eggs and bad omelette,
Chelsean manager, who canst thus manage
A flowery tale more sweetly than our meme:
What brave english'd legend haunts about thy shape
Of doctors or diets, or of Cesc,
In London or the dales of Cobham?
What memes or gods are these? What ballboys loth?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape (relegation)?
What refs and Hazards? What wild ecstasy?
>>64292718
>2015 /sp/ unironically celebrated the mods winning
Still upset 2bh
>>64292706
>Le No End Product Man
>producing
lel
Even Barcelona couldn't fix his godawful finishing.
>there were people 1 year ago who genuinely believed Azzar was better than Nerman, Saurez and Donaldo
>>64292748
Shevchenko and Crespo.
>>64292716
>I know it was you Eden
>you broke my bus
How long until Madrid picks him back up lads?
>>64292340
I remember the Champions League draw a couple years back getting thousands and thousands of posts. Mods needed multiple stickies if I remember correctly.
I don't understand how Chelsea sacking Mourino can only get 1400 posts.
SINCE MOU'VE BEEN GONE
I'M OUTTA MY HEAD CAN'T TAKE IT
>>64292791
This, and usually I'm in the mods camp.
>>64292796
Hazard can certainly score tap-ins just like tap-inmar
>>64292748
>Abramovich
http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=536&teamTabs=transfers
Look at 2003/2004 to current day.
>>64292784
fucking kek
>>64292773
Nothing you have said are facts though lad, you're just spouting off shit like some buttblasted ABA
I remember a team called Leeds who bankrupted themselves on a desperate quest for trophies, you wouldn't know anything about that though, they were before your time
>Arsene didn't win stuff
Top laff. Nice b8 m8
Carragher is speaking on the phone on Sky Sports News and I literally can't understand a word.
>>64292758
>Arsenal was a wealthy club while drowning in new stadium debt
They still always had wealthy owners and were one of the most wealthy clubs in the world. They don't spend on decent players because they don't have any ambition beyond CL money.
>>Chelshit/Inter didn't have huge wage bills
This never was implied.
>Chelshit didn't use their sugar daddies' money to buy top players
Clubs use money to buy players. Well spotted.
>Fergie built a legacy but Wenger hasn't
Fegie dominated English football, won the CL twice. Wenger got a legacy of failure outside of the invincibles season.
>>64292770
>ashley fucking cole for one
Maybe. Although he wasn't exactly a huge name before Chelsea.
>michael essien
Became a great player after he joined Chelsea.
>>64292806
Sheva was past it when he signed for them. Crespo is pretty decent though.
>>64292839
He didn't demonstrate that skill in the last months.
>>64289298
I honestly laughed at the trump reference for over a minute
>>64290217
Cuck
So, when will Arsenll sack Wenger? Or they gonna stick with this hack?
>ctrl F Arsenal
>27 hits
stay obsessed kek
>>64292586
It's not even close to the same level. Santi Cazrola at 20 million was Arsena'ls highest ever transfer fee until a fee years ago. Arsene has been running his club during the last 10 years with two arms tied behind his back. You kids only care about wikipedia medal counts, and that's coming back to wenger, but he's ensured the survival of his club while so many others - liverpool, portsmouth, malaga, bordeaux, lyon - have flunked horribly under similar circumstances. I'm glad he's still here to be th one to reap the benefits of his hard work by signing players like alexis and ozil and cech.
>>64292901
fucking kek that's so bad it's good
>>64292773
You can't win trophies if you club is bankrupt and slinks away.
>The trophies are old so they don't count
>>64292880
Reading this from a Brit is so relieving.
>>64292208
lel so true
Mourning look like my stepdad, really fucking uncanny.
>>64292901
>Maybe.
are you fucking dense, he was a part of the invincibles at the age of 20 and an english player, he was a fucking big name one that was tapped up to.
>Became a great player after he joined Chelsea.
yeah because beating th eshit out of real in the CL meant he wasn;t great.
Why the fuck am I gonna argue with someone who has such an arbitrary standard for "great" that changes at your whim.
was makelele great?
was crespo great?
was veron great?
was damien duff great?
was carvalho great?
was drogba great?
was sheva great?
was deco great?
>>64292928
>27 mentions out of 1400 posts
Considering Arsenal are supposedly a direct rival of Chelsea, 27 mentions suggests that there is a *lack* of obsession with Arsenal.
>>64292901
>Ashley Cole wasn't a huge name before Chelsea
this is where you slipped up, your bait was 9/10 believable up to that point
>>64293006
Fair enough mate, I did not think it through.
Have a good evening
>>64289298
>I cannot say
10/10
>>64292954
the only person in the world who understands Carragher is himself
Should have happened months ago
>>64292901
>Although he wasn't exactly a huge name before Chelsea.
This is some Prime Bait.
>>64293039
You too friend. Stay safe!
>>64293060
This.
They were delaying the inevitable. Should have gone right after the doctors on the pitch debacle. It was clear things weren't right for that to happen.
DON'T SAVE HER
SHE DON'T WANNA BE SAVED
DON'T SAVE HER
SHE DON'T WANNA BE SAVED
>>64292991
You can have the likes of Ballsack, Anelka too
>loses 9 out of 16 games
>literally adds £250m worth of players to a £2bn team which won the Title
>fails
Also, why does nobody remember when Jose said he would change his tactics to be more entertaining after being laughed at for Parking 5 buses every game.
>>64293112
Mind games, he used his teams shit form to get the attention away from the media cock ups he was making
>>64289561
moyes.
the show must continue.
>>64291953
Can you please leave /sp/ for like 2 hours?
>>64289579
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3364031/Brendan-Rodgers-perfect-short-term-solution-Chelsea-rid-Jose-Mourinho.html
I thought this was some URL editing ruse.
>british press.
entertaining.
>>64292991
>he was a fucking big name one that was tapped up to
So why was Arsenal so happy to trade him for aging Gallas?
>makelele/ballack
Not good enough for Madrid/Bayern when they left for Chelsea. It was pretty much the same as Schweinsteiger for United.
>was crespo great?
The only big club he played for was Inter.
>was veron great?
More or less. Besides a United reject by the time he joined Chelsea.
>damien duff, carvalho, drogba, deco
They became great after signing for Chelsea, not counting Carvalho/Deco who played for fucking Porto before. Drogba needed a good fucking while.
>was sheva great?
Wasn't he almost 30 when he joined?
>Anelka
Slightly better Adebayor and another Real reject.
Chelsea never had the power to attract a top player in his prime like Barca/Real/United.
>>64292901
here's your (you)
>>64293205
0/10
apply yourself
>>64289240
Why were they after Simeone last year?
>>64293230
Thanks!
SOOOOOOOOOOOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT ABRAMOVICH WAS GONNA TROLL ME
I AINT THE SHARPEST MANAGER IN THE PREM
>>64293205
>>64292901
These posts are so awful you took over 1m refugees as apology.
dear nazi kys
https://vine.co/v/imPZibYPOUe
https://vine.co/v/imPZibYPOUe
https://vine.co/v/imPZibYPOUe
for anyone who is interested
chels fan tony is about to begin a webchat on SW6 on youtube
>>64293205
>was crespo great?
>The only big club he played for was Inter.
Milan want a word.
>>64293257
1-7
>>64293205
you have a dense mind
>>64293264
Unbelievable, I used to love Mou, but now I hate him
>JOSAYYYY JOSAYYYY JOSAY JOSAY JOSAY, JOSAYYYY JEW-OOH-OOHSAYYY JEW-OOH-OOH-OOH-SAYYY JOSAY!
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>>64293271
1.2m
>>64292729
>Arsenal have spent as much as Chelsea while not winning as much!!!
>they clearly haven't spent a much as Chelsea
>OMG why you always talking about money, is that all you have??
1/10 ABA bait because I replied
>>64293271
brazil wins that round of banter
>>64288881
Thick is the good kind, thin is the bad kind.
So last season was thick and this season is thin
>>64288881
Interesting. When did you started watching football? 2009? 2012?
Well shit, Chelsea just lost a third of their chants/songs. All they've got now is saying their name a bunch and that one about fucking a fat chick with some celery.
>>64293304
>implying it has any relevance for a non third world country
>>64293264
That's wasn't that bad lol
>>64293323
>"I bring out what is beautiful in man"
>>64293333
>implying you won't be paying for Mahmoud's education while Hakeem fucks your sister
>>64290482
hello reddit
>>64293264
Disgraceful, glad he's gone
Football is kind of annoying me at the moment. Every manager is starting somewhere new every new season. Gives them no club identity, I blame Real and Chelsea for setting the trend.
>>64288881
I'm guessing you got this post from reddit.
>>64293264
ah fuck I can't believe you've done this
>>64293330
They can sing their new manager's name now
>>64293380
Open road for Uefalona and P$G to win the CL.
>>64293264
NERDS BTFO'
>>64293356
If this means that Mahmoud becomes a productive part of the society, it's a decent deal. We're not the ones with favelas, friend.
>>64293264
He spoiled SW in a press conference? That's kind of a cunt thing to do t.b.h.
>>64293264
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>>64293323
>employing a manlet to manage your team
>>64293422
>Implying anyone on 4chan-sama is attached to that reddit franchise
Kill yourself
Liverpool fan here. I find extremely funny watching Chelsea go back to the place they belong (mid low table/Championship), but I feel sorry for Mourinho. His players are all faggots. And presidents that administrate their clubs only like business (Chelsea, City, Real Madrid) are extremely retarded when employing/sacking managers. Any decent board would have left him on charge at least until late February, after the winter market. In the end he's one of the best managers of history and the best ever for Chelsea.
God I swear if I was chosen as an interim manager I would sell Hazard, Costa, Oscar and Fabregas. Fucking faggots.
>>64293407
Right, you call them ghettos.
Just give it up Fritz. Your claim that Chelshit had no world-class players is as flat as your national borders.
>>64293447
Does he say "I am your son"?
>>64293422
faggot
>>64289561
ROMAN LAD
Care for a fancy trade Chelsea fans?
:^)
>>64293459
too bad you guys sold suarez and now you are mid league
>>64293459
Thanks Guatemala for that opinion, now hurry up and send that cocaine I ordered
>>64293463
Yes and that Solo molested him
>>64293459
>abramovich
>administering chelsea like a business
lel
>>64293460
My claim was that they never BOUGHT world-class players. Something nobody could disprove yet.
Also implying ghettos are common here. This ain't US of A, Rodrigo.
>>64293459
Reasonable Pool fan, what the fuck is this?
>>64293447
BASED POST
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dj khaled on chelsea
>>64293496
we make more meth and weed m8
>>64293487
>Klopp
>Coutinho
>Sakho
Just wait ill next season
>>64293511
?
>>64293264
Dammit, you got me.
>>64293548
>muh jerwlry
CHAT SHIT GET SACKED
>>64291413
>no wedding ring
>girly hands
probably rui faria, not mourinho.
>>64293571
>rui faria pretends to be mourinho
>mou is still at the club keeping someone hostage
Please Lain it be real
Good fuck him and his entire life.
Just hope Chelshit go down now too.
Fuck Jose. Fuck Jose. Fuck Jose. Fuck Jose.
>>64292623
Kek
>>64293586
>why would you sack a man before throwing them out of the club
>>64293624
at least you can talk
who are you
>>64293655
No one cared who I was until I ran on the pitch
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onr90cyGtMI
ALL THESE TEARS
TOP KEK
>>64293684
If I played possession football would you die?
>>64289546
>muh tactics
Tactics and strategies in football are overrated.
Managers are so very overrated.
>>64293713
>I can't understand why we sacked him
I'm sure that being 16th (1 point away from relegation) after 16 games has nothing to do with it.
Why don't these cunts understand that Mourinho and long term stability don't go together?
>>64293447
underrated post
Ancelotti almost done at Munich.
Pep almost done at City.
Juande Ramos is Europa League tier.
Rodgers is good, but needs more experience and would be h8ted by the fans.
Hiddink is shit tbqh
Moyes is Moyes
Who are Chelsea gonna name as a new manager?
Where is Mourinho going to work now? I say either Portugal National Team or Serie A.
Where is Pellegrini going to work after sacked by City? I say Serie A.
Who is United going to get if they sack LVG?
>Jose's fw
>>64293713
>my emotions
>>64293816
Brenny to Chelsea
Pardiola to United
>>64293822
Who, video leaked?
Posting in sticky!
>>64293816
>Serie A.
he can't go back to serie A, the fans and press have him and the presidents and owners are even more outspoken then him
I would say Roma but it will probably end up with someone close to him or him being dead in 5 years
>>64293816
>Hiddink dead is 400 times better than Juande Ramos
>>64293822
>last white alpha male dead
>the only high-test manager sacked because traitor players want cheap doctor pussy back
It's really over for us males isn't it?
>>64293853
Based green peru
>>64293822
>Snape kills Dumbledoor again
https://youtu.be/Ail209YeOzQ
Emenalo talking about the sacking.
>>64293894
*hate him
>>64288586
>moyes
>>64293936
http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2015/12/17/10442654/chelsea-technical-director-michael-emenalo-reveals-reason-jose
Oh and some neat tears from Mourinho's fans in the comments.
>>64293936
>Palpable discord between players and manager
Who revolted against him? Eden being one ofc. Was thinking Fabregas but he's tweeted about his departure so assume they were close
>>64288586
why is this a sticky? I'm willing to bet 70% of /sp/ have no idea who this is
>>64293993
i bet 70% of /sp/ knows who he is
>>64293991
oscar
he was fucking fit for most of the season yet mou would often leave him out even when cesc was shitting the bed
>>64293993
You mad burger?
>>64293991
I've half suspicion Aspie didn't like Mourinho, him being benched against Narj suggested me they disagreed and he was punished.
Costa, maybe Remy.
>>64293816
>>64293853
Based peruses
>tfw lelsie is about to get relegated
>>64293993
I'm willing to bet 99.99% of /sp/ have no idea who you are
>>64294044
Well yea I never give out personal info on 4chan
>>64293993
holy shit at how gay your name is
fuck off
>>64294075
Slut
>>64288645
gross
>>64294095
>fuck off
you first kid
>>64293993
a tripfag booty blasted clueless yank
now i just need to get triple 1s and my night will be complete!
>>64288586
I knew it would happen before xmas, usually the way.
If they are a true english club they would look for the likes of nigel pearson (who made leicester what they are now) but sadly they will be cucked by more foreigners.
Bets are that gargoyle will get the job. Pep is correct on one thing, chelski need a new set of players. Hopefully some english players might be included.
>>64288959
>>64288862
>it's all coming together
>>64294007
would someone like Oscar have enough pull in the team to kick Mouyes out? it has to be a starter with enough rank to move part of the team and, more importantly, be able to tell Roman about it. I can only think of Hazard, le top premier player fake injury can't score man. The rest of the team is completely disposable.
>>64293993
Like 95% of the world don't know who ben rapelessburger is.
>>64289263
kek white knights like you are such fags
>>64293993
>>64294075
>>64294111
>This 190 cm wannabe
>>64294135
If it was only Hazard they would have dealt with him somehow. I suspect the whole team or close to it was ok with Mourinho going.
>>64291897
this is bait desu
>>64294161
diving diego costa will be next out the door.
>>64293993
comment reported for having retarded content.
>>64289768
ARSEANAL BTFO
>>64294135
oscar was a wanted man before chlski showed interes and he's fucking unique (a treq who can defend)
He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and ruthlessness; he was sorry about his cold-bloodedness, his dispassion, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted firing Eva, that he missed the woman as much as anybody and wished her firing hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated Stamford Bridge he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many menacing tweets that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his office all day, flipping over team sheets, looking at his destiny in the relegation zone.
Cesc Fà bregas came up from Cobham at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Jose Mourihno. Cesc Fà bregas would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the reserve team for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for Fà bregas’ release, and in 2016, President Roman Abramovich would pardon the man. There would be no eulogies for Jose, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and John Terry would scream, but Jose Mourihno would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
>>64293894
I thought Inter fans loved him. I guess if he goes to another club they'll hate him. So all top tier leagues are unavailable, he'll end up either in a former team (Porto or Madrid) or in some shit like Monaco or Zenit, or as I said before, Portugal National Team.
requesting the mourinho no job meme
>>64288860
damn Thierry got his ass beat
>>64293899
Relevant titles:
Hiddink: League titles in a two team second tier league and a FA Cup.
Ramos: 2 Europa League, 1 League Cup, took an Ukrainian shit team to EL final, and would have won the Spanish League if it weren't for 2-6
I have nothing to say, nothing to say
>>64288860
can someone pls edit Mourinho's face onto Aldo's and Roman's onto Conor's
>>64294126
He deserves a chance with a top team.
>>64294252
fuck off lazy fuck
>>64288862
cant dodge the brodge
>>64291897
Yes, he was, while he was at Porto and his first 2 Chelsea seasons, Mourinho was truly the best manager in the world. His teams played attacking football while letting in so few goals the primary challenge for any team was to try scoring a goal against them. Nowadays, he's just a rich man's Sam Allardyce, bus parker extraordinaire.
>>64288939
naaaah m8
we're fucking super city, we don't sack managers who win us titles over nowt
I mean ye mancini got the boot but faking hell bobby play some attacking footy once in a while
you know what I'm saying lad
>>64288642
Bayern München
>>64294275
Don't forget the CL for Hiddink
>>64294151
You're probably a French Canadian with a limited grasp of English and how to not act like a insufferable cunt but literally how does that make me a white knight? I don't like seeing any man losing his job.
>>64294451
Keep dreaming.
>>64294652
Given the compensation and finally time to spend with his dad, it doesn't seem like a too big of a deal. (from somebody who loves Jose-sama)
MOU FOR USMNT
>>64288586
Literally who?
>>64288586
who the hell is this guy and why should I care
The special (g)one
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Laugh it up.
Hiddink is a top 10 world manager and Chelsea still have a champion's league spot at the ready once we hit form like we did last year.
Plus >we are still in the cl don't forget we've literally won it 3 times because we got uefalonaed out of one, bullshit penalties on another, and won in Munich (unlike arsecuckanal who haven't won the champs, pathetic))
Have your "bantz" now but we'll see who's laughing at the end of the season
Thank you Mou. Mourinho=club legend, Chelsea forever
Chelsea did the worst possible they could. Here is why:
Like him or not, Mourinho is a good coach. He was the one that build the Chelsea that was competitive for years. It will be hard to find a better coach.
Then, there is the issue of players. Other than Azpi, everyone else on Chelsea is relatively easy to replace.
And now Emenalo told the truth: that Mourinho left due to a rift with some of the players.
Let's think about it for a minute: do they really think the fans will really like those that participated in the rebellion? That the fans will love players that tanked the season so that a club legend would go?
>>64294945
>do they really think the fans will really like those that participated in the rebellion?
The fans liked player who rebelled before, this is nothing new. They also don't care much about fans' opinion, they sacked Di Matteo for Benitez.
I'm starting to be annoyed by all this people who are first and foremost Mourinho fans and then, just then, Chelsea fans.
>>64295000
This rebellion is a little bit different from others.
If the fans hate the players, it is unlikely they will have much of a future in the team.
>>64295055
You are right, Chelsea were never risking relegation under Roman, it's the first time a rebellion is this justified.
>>64295000
>I'm starting to be annoyed by all this people who are first and foremost Mourinho fans and then, just then, Chelsea fans.
Why would you ever be a fan of a company? This never made any sense for me.
>>64295073
You know what I mean.
>>64295097
No, not really. Players who the fans liked were sold, players who the fans hated were kept. Chelsea will start winning again (hopefully), and the fans will forget about this.
What's special, Mourinho was sacked? we survived it the first time, we will survive it a second and third time.
Oh, and ignoring that Emenalo also said that Chelsea can't be 16th after 16 games is a bit dishonest.
>>64295135
You are delusional if you think Oscar, Costa and Hazard still have a long future at Chelsea.
>>64295167
Hazard doesn't have a future because Real will come for him, I've accepted this for years. People talked about Oscar to Juve and PSG for years as well, when it'll happen it'll happen.
Costa looks like he doesn't have a future because he's basically Torres' tier right now.
And why mention these 3? Hazard is being hated because he was injured. That's it, people took Hazard, the guy who when criticized worked his ass off to improve, and decided that he wasn't injured and they hate him. It's absurd and it's on Mourinho for acting like a little bitch instead of saying simply that Hazard was injured and asked to be subbed.
>>64295000
>people who are first and foremost Mourinho fans and then, just then, Chelsea fans.
Only sane way to be tbqh. What sane person would be more moved by a mere brand/company/name/institution than by a charismatic and passionate human being? Don't hate us because the average sports fan is a manchild who swears eternal loyalty to a color of laundry.
Mourinho is kinda of a hack.
not sure why he just sucks so much now
>>64293447
Is Jar Jar a Sith Lord?
>The Meme One
>>64295389
>kinda of
Kinda is short for kind of.
>no more sticky
>>64289484
Shut up you Turkish dog. That's why you come here, to get insulted for the inferior shitcunt you are, fucking Macedonia kek, what a joke.
>yuropoor /sp/
>>64291363
This. People tend to forget also the fantastic form of Sturridge and Sterling
>special one
>getting sacked by the same club twice
>>64294945 "Thank you for all you have done for me. I owe you a lot and we will all miss you. Good luck in the future."
>>64292791
>>64292836
why? WWE is not a sport.
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