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Oh, hey Tom and Gazelle.
>>64288167
Friendly reminder that his wife once cucked him for Darnel Dockett.
Who would you want your gf to be
a.) some random somewhat fuckable bitch from Alabama whose career choice is living off your money.
b.) a worldwide renowned supermodel that stacks paper to the ceiling and rides on 24 inch chrome
>>64288184
Get off /sp/ Darnell. That never happened.
>>64288184
>dockett chimps out about how hot McCarrons girl is
>said girl completely ignores his niggerish existence
>"s-she totally got b-blacked!"
>this is what cucks actually believe
>>64288189
kek
>wanting to date some skinny bitch that's probably gotten fucked by that one nasty photographer guy
No thanks nigger.
>>64288189
Brazilian vs American is really the only decision to make
>>64288189
beggars cant be choosers anon
>tfw no gf
>>64288189
Whoever takes it in the ass
>>64291444
B-Brady?
>>64288184
>delusional niggers believe this
o i literally laffin @ ur life
>>64288167
>she's almost as tall as him
t-t-t-turbo manlet
>>64288167
>tattoo
>>64291514
>not wanting a tall gf
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Hey Brock. Just me, yuh boy Cam stoppin' by! You know we haven't lost a game this season? Pretty tight!
>>64288167
what is it with nfl guys and these skinny big headed fake titted white bitches
oh look, it's these threads again
>>64288184
I don't think you know what cucked means.
>>64293680
pls leave Muhammed
>>64293680
plebs have pleb tastes, extending to women
>>64293680
Same could be said about your soccer players
>>64288167
She's good from far, but far from good.
Looks like a trap version of Jerry Seinfeld. A lot of people agree with this.
>>64288189
Aj's wife is better and it's not close.
>>64298266
>>64298341
perfect comparison
>wanting a gf/wife
Enjoy being cheated on losers. I'm LMAOing at your lives. Thankfully I'm above such trivial pursuits.
>tfw no southern gf
>>64303233
not worth it desu senpai unless you like chubby chicks that talk shit
>>64298341
>25 looks 35
kek
>>64288167
That tattoo looks very out of place on him. Don't know why.
>>64298341
Look how many friends rich people have
webb looks like a fucken cump dumpster holy shit
>>64293652
I didn't say that I said he's a manlet
>the city of your reading comprehension
>>64288189
>not having a supernodel wife who makes much more money than you so that you can take less money to help the team and win more Owls
>>64303360
his whole chest is covered.
>>64305406
he doesnt take less money, his contract counts less on the cap you fucking moron
hes able to do it because hes obviously isnt going to get cut or get fucked over by the patriots like a normal player has a chance to
>>64298341
>Having 10 bridesmaids
>>64293679
BASED
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>>64298266
>you will never have massive mitts like brady
Can we agree that Giselle is the hottest wife ever?
>>64288167
Reminder that Murray will be out of the league in 2 years and his trophy wife ditches him while Brady continues to win another Owl.
>>64306455
And fuck Gisele
>>64306269
no ass
>>64306494
Not trolling, do Colombian chicks have plump asses?
>>64298364
The ultimate kek is the one who will not even risk getting kekd
>>64306509
Yes, Colombia has quality bunda
Is this a Pete rose thread?
>>64306528
no, I don't have any money to pay Pete to be here, move on.
>>64288189
this, brady is gisele's fuckboy. When you look it this way it makes sense
>>64288189
The Alabama bitch cause she's waaay hotter
>>64306509
Do you live under a rock
>>64303315
This. Before getting involved with a southern chick look at her mom. That's your preview
>>64291514
She's like a full 3 inches shorter. Get some glasses, or spatial reasoning.
>>64306509
Yes unfortunately they're pretty ugly because
>native
>>64306269
You can slice a roast on her fucking jawline
>>64303315
>not wanting a tuff muddin #dipslut who ain't give a shit about haters or fukken NObama
>>64306269
>squinty eyes
>giant nose
>wide mouth
>man chin
yeah, nah. pic of actual hottest woman ever
>>64306680
Except he's wearing cleats so they're probably pretty close
>>64308609
She looks retarded.
>>64288167
AJ is a qt
Anybody here that van give me some advice?
>have a gf
>8/10
>decent personality
>has back problems
>we can still have sex, but not rough sex, which is honestly kind of a deal breaker for me
I've been waiting for her to fuck up so I have a legit reason to dump her because the sex just isn't good for me if it's not rough. Trouble is, she's really nice and doesn't really do anything to irritate me.
Should I just be a dick and hope she breaks up with me or what?
>>64308885
For Christmas get her corrective hunchback surgery
>>64308885
why not find a fat side girl? fat girls are happy to be side girls
>>64308740
Dayum
>>64308924
Amazon prime is currently out of stock on orthopedic surgeons
>>64303760
>6'4"
>manlet
pick one
>>64308885
Learn from all those
>tfw no gf
Threads and stay with the girl. You enjoy your company, right? Or would you prefer the company of the betas in the aforementioned threads?
>can't even shitpost in this thread because your cornball goody-two-shoes QB is waiting for marriage
who started this "gazelle is ugly lel" meme? south cuck?
>>64293767
>gay
That was boss as fuck, nigga.
>4th quarter of nash
>garbage time
>unequivocally bootyblasting the Bootyblasters on international television
>center fucks up
>my nigga a.j. all up in his grill
>takes a shove from a dude twice his size
>right back up in the grill
McCarron is a thug, son.
>>64309196
she's not ugly, but she's not all that either, for a "super model". no ass, hips, thighs or tits, which i guess is common for a "super model".
>>64309254
Yeah that actually made me really respect him. Plus he shredded ND and like >bama qbs actually doing something
>>64306579
>implying thats not the case with all females
>>64309172
And raising another man's child
KEK
>>64288189
I'd stay single and find something better
AJ throws a sexy deep ball.
>>64308096
>>64308609
You could tell Gazelle gives a mean head because of how defined her jawline is
>tfw Gazelle won't suck your dick
>>64309279
well yeah she's a glorified clothes hanger
I think Giselle is very attractive tbqh, as is Webb.
>>64293679
cam is pretty based though
>>64288184
lol typical cuck spewing his garbage jew fantasies on /sp/
>>64308740
That was my first thought. She looks...special
>>64298341
the random huge sheboon
>>64309196
she's not ugly she's just well past her prime and it shows now
>>64306269
Even Jeff Garcia got a hotter wife.
>>64306269
She looks like that elf bitch from Lord of the Rings
>>64309196
pretty sure giseles face started the meme
>>64298266
>you will never lick Jizzeles asshole clean
why even live
>>64319663
good
Why is it so cringey when preppy white dudes get prison style tattoos family?
I think she probably is fun to have sex with
>>64320596
This doesn't look right at all. What a fucking tool.
daily reminder
>>64309172
reminder that his first wife was literally named MEEM
>>64320596
>Katharine Webb has to look at that every night
Only one more day until McCarron begins to GOAT it up lads
>>64318918
Orlando Bloom?
