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hurts like a bitch
Is he going to need extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy?
what do I have to do to assure this will never happen to me?
Is Messi ded??
>>64288095
The most common recommendation among nephrologists is to avoid like the plague carbonated sodas, like, Sprite.
>>64288147
and cheese pizza?
>>64288147
top kek
Imagine if Messi literally died. Jesus fucking christ.
You think he cried?
I had kidney stones and boy did I cry like a bitch. I was serving in the army at time and pretty much dropped down into fetus position cause of pain. Was "out" only for a week. Pretty sure I pooped them out the same night they got discovered.
>>64288271
>kidney stones
>poop
That's pretty interesting
>>64288283
Estonia is third world so yeah you poop em out. All I'm saying they gave me 2 types of diarrhea pills and I pretty much just shat water out of my ass for 3 days. The nex morning my stomach was sore and hurt a bit when moving but the kidney pain was gone. Whatever voodo magic these army student doctors did it worked. I had 2 ultrasound scans after that and I'm clean as a whistle. Not even a tapeworm and I never wash my hands after a poopr or dinner.
>>64288307
Best post I've seen on here in some time
>>64288333
literally shitposting
If Messi died, and the Madristas came onto the street to celebrate, laughing and burning Messi effigies, would there be a second Spanish civil war?
>>64288307
Dude. I don't know what type of clinic you went to. But kidney stones are in your kidneys/urine canals, not in your digestive system.
>>64288307
that fucking ending
