You ever had a sporting injury spuh?
Or are you really just fat neckbeards
Does spraining my balls in your mums ass count?
Your dad tore my ass and made it bleed once
Fat neck beard reporting
>knee tendonitis caused by one wrong squats half a year ago
It wasnt even an issue untill like 2 months ago where it got aggrivated somehow, now i've been NEETing for weeks resting and this shit is so boring now. I just want to walk and shit again. worst part is it gets better for a few weks then just comes back again. doctor just sys rest but im not sure thats working.
>>64287497
>>64287542
Samefag
>>64287497
>be cycling fast down a hill on a local walking trail
>feet slip off pedals
>hit head and shoulder on asphalt
>ow, my shoulder really hurts
>my face is bleeding
>can't move arm
>people pass by me as I'm standing there trying to pick my bike up with one arm and keep going without saying anything
>pedal home with a bruised eye and steer with one arm
>took nearly an hour to go the full four miles
>never went to the doctor, I just took NSAIDs, iced it and cradled it against my body for three weeks until the swelling went down enough for me to be able to move it
>it still clicks, pops and aches
>I never got my full range of motion back
I think it was my AC joint but I really don't know because I never saw a doctor, but I guess I'd rather have a bum shoulder than a head injury on an unpopulated trail.
>>64287497
Dislocated my shoulder whilst doing butterfly
Few wrist fractures from rugby, nothing serious though
I got hit by a golf ball one time
>>64287497
Broken both my pinkies several times playing basketball, to the point that they are both now crooked
>>64287497
I suffered several back injuries due to my body growing way too fast as a teenager.
Switched from football to basketball in 2 years in the process.
>>64287497
I probably haven't been completely injury free since 2012. I play as a goalkeeper and I seem to pretty much always be carrying a knock to my ribs, fingers, or knee. It probably doesn't help that I only get a few weeks off over Christmas every year. The rest of the time I play between once and four times a week (I play for a 5 aside and 11 aside team, the latter has training twice a week during the season).
>>64287599
Forgot to add that I broke my wrist playing kickball
tore my ACL playing football
Went for a 6km run today and I got chafe rash on the inside of my thigh.
I've had a lot of minor injuries over my sporting life, mainly muscle strains and a couple of broken fingers. Had my teeth broken too. Nothing that affected my performance of made me stop playing for a long time though.
>>64287579
Oh, also broke my middle and fourth finger in opposite ways under a high ball in Gaelic Football. Big gap between them now.
Tore the tendons in my right foot doing hurdles. Our school used these shitty spring back hurdles, and one caught my foot as I cleared it.
Way too many for 4chans character limit.
No surgeries
ive done Football(soccer for the yank),boxing,gaelic football,tennis and am in the gym most days and am yet to have a major injury
>>64287671
shitposting might cause you a pinky injury someday
>>64287670
gunshots and sprains from lifting food to your mouth don't count as sporting injuries.
>>64287689
these are all possibilitys my daesh friend
Yes. I'm sitting with one right now in my left knee. Well, well
>>64287705
Neither does a limp wrist from ping pong and street fighter, so feel free to leave
>>64287708
Is brazil a cool country to live in
man why am I on this webstie
I have a job
I have a degree
I have a girlfriend
I have a house and a car
I have friends
People like me in real life
Women smile at me for no reason
It's only on this website the vitriol comes out of me, and I think it's because I'm surrounded by idiots trying to talk about movies here.
I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I've forgotten what I have in common with you retards, and I don't feel like remembering.
>>64287719
It's cool yes, but I prefer the security of Europe. I live 6 months here and 6 months in Portugal so it's a good deal for me. :^)
meh only bruses and lots of sprained fingers (i played as goalkeeper). I once broke a guys leg though lol
>>64287497
Only broke a finger so far, while playing rugby.
>>64287719
Not him, but yes. Just don't press your luck.
>>64287730
Lmao wageslave I am fucking your bitch
Sprained my ankle to the point that it looked like Mertesacker's from a few year's back. Took a long ass time for the swelling to go down.
>>64287730
>I have a job
Fast food tasting is not a job m8
>>64287730
>I have a job
Check
>I have a degree
Check
>I have a girlfriend
Check
>I have a house and a car
Just the car. Still live at home.
>I have friends
Check
>People like me in real life
Check
>Women smile at me for no reason
Check
>>64287730
you forgot
>I have a small penis
>>64287631
ouch, how long did that take to recover?
>>64287759
I've felt that feel senpai
>>64287762
kek
>be defender in high school football team
>opponent team has a corner kick
>crosses the ball, comes towards my direction
>showtime.jpg
>about to header the ball away
>suddenly everything goes black
>recover my senses after about 5 seconds
>still standing up
>my nose is bleeding, waterfall of blood
>get taken to the school hospital and then an actual hospital
>nose is completely broken
>still unsure what happened exactly
>go back to the school
>see the rest of my team
>they tell i got bicycle kicked right in the nose
>apparently the ref gave a red card to the wrong player too
>greekrefereeing.png
>mfw
what are the chances
only sprained my ankle pretty bad a few times
>>64287497
Who /osgoodslaughters/ here?
Made my knees hurt when I was going through puberty desu.
>>64287515
>>64288083
>apparently the ref gave a red card to the wrong player too
MY SIDES
>>64287730
>I'm not going to be here tomorrow
Sounds familiar. Dont forget Anon: youre here forever. 4chinz is part of your life, we are you family. We were and will always be there for you, but you dislike us the same way you dislike your constantly drunken alcoholic uncle... whom you still love because hes blood.
>>64287497
My knee cap went through ligaments in a hard tackle. Still hurts when I think about it. Ligaments were ok, just a bit streched and my knee cap was loose after this and I had the sam injury about 5 times. Never played serious football again 2bh and I played for a bad u16 first croatian league team. After some training without any contact sport I recovered full.
>>64287497
tears of ligaments in my ankle, got it at football training.
>play tennis first few years as my first sport
>no injuries
>play football end of junior high school and high school
>chipped front teef lighting the fuck out of some running back
>basketball
>partial ACL tear
>multiple knee sprains
>more recently playing basketball
>absolutely destroying these hispanic guys in a pick up game
>drive to the basket
>know I'm going to get fouled because the fucking hispanic meathead guarding me has been fouling the entire day, so I kick it out to the 3
>fucking degenerate hispanic swings wildly
>sharp pain in my hand
>look down at my hand
>right pinky is literally facing the other way
>have to have someone pop it back the right way but everybody is being pussies and don't want to touch it
>pop it back into place and go to doctor
>doctor's office is close and I have to go a whole night with it fractured and dislocated
>go to the hospital next morning and they have to pop it back into place twice because the first time she didn't set it right
Besides the partial ACL tear that's probably the only significant injury I've had, excluding chipping my teeth my Freshmen year.
>>64287759
This
>tackle fat cunt on park
>he falls slowly onto my legs like a dying pig
>ankle twists smoothly and completely
>carry on playing for five minutes
>go to hospital
>can't walk properly for three months
'football', more like no ankles ball
I blocked a shot on goal with my nuts in soccer once when I was young. We ended up winning that game while playing in the rain so everything was muddy and we were sliding around the field. it was awesome.
>>64287906
had surgery, was out 5 months, couldn't play football on a semiprofessional level for at least 8 months
Sprained my achilles working a few times, had high ankle sprains, and plantar fascia.
I also tore my ACL playing football in college catching a TD. (TE)
I broke my wrist making a save (goalie) and had my arm in a cast for two months.
>>64287759
My looked even worse.
>>64288388-kunchik
Serious bollock strain whilst playing Crabcock at middle school.
>>64287705
So aparently you weren't first team all suicide?
>>64288532
yeah, mine was nearly as bad as that, horrible pig-foot for days.
>>64288491
Forgot to add that I'm a girl now. It's awesome
>>64288494
>semiprofessional level
>>64288602
>I'm a girl now
I'm gonna need you to post pics of your feet now.
>>64287631
>>64288494
>tore his acl kicking a black and white ball
>be collegiate soccer player
>sprained knee, shoulder tendinitis, and a broken ankle all in one season
Feels bat man
>>64288606
>he got crippled for free
>huge lions fan
>save up money to see them play live
>travel halfway across the country
>playing the fudge packers a team we already beat
>lions lose
>get cancer right there on the spot
>>64288831
Good
>>64287497
sprained finger playing in goal once
no other injuries playing football, going to the gym, walking, running, playing tennis for 20+ years
I am the anti-sturridge
>>64287497
I twisted my ankle a couple times, ouch, am I right fellas?
just a bunch of scars from playing on gravel as a kid. i think we started on the grass field when i was like 14, it was horrible.
>tackling on gravel
absolutely disgusting, we all played in these kind of knickerbockers.
i don't have any actual injuries.
>middleschool football
>sitting in stands waiting for some other shcool's game to finish
>coach tells us to get ready
>take a step down the stairs that everybody else is shuffling down
>suddenly everybody is falling like dominoes down the stairs
>what the fuck please no
>get foot caught around the underside of a bench somehow
>twist ankle almost 180 degrees
>cannot even scream
>only grunt in pain
>limp to locker room
>play the game
>play rest of the season
>coach asks me at the end of the season if im okay
>say yes and ask why because it's just in mildly painful for months since i got a brace for it
>he says i've been limping for months
>didnt realize I was limping
>apparently have a limp now
>still do
>never even went to the doctor
Knee tendonitis lads.
How do i make this shit go away? been bugging me for weeks and it getting really painful now.
I haven't had one, but I'm no fat neckbeard. I exercise and practice sports at least 4 days a week. I'm just indestructible.
Sore back from badly execute press up
>>64289067
i had that from jogging on asphalt with shitty shoes, could barely walk up/down stairs. went away after about two weeks or so. was told to start cycling instead, did wonders. pump up those tires la.
>>64287497
broken nose and hand in baseball and basketball, respectively
my hips are completely fucked from track
Do shin splints count?
No. I'm not made of glass.
>be me at 16
>rec league soccer game, playing DM
>it's a corner
>it's coming to me
>open legs, getting ready to put the Fuck away
>hit it true
>it's going in
>run to the corner flag
>not make it because of crippling pain to groin
>go down
>teambros dogpile on me
>everybody else having a great time
>everybody walking back to their positions
>I'm still in the fetal position halfway between the box and the corner flag
I lettered in Cross Country sophomore year in high school, but my running 'career' was cut short due to chronic shin splints
>>64288958
:(
that sucks, brah.
Sprained ankle playing footy
>>64287569
why the fuck did you not go to hospital if you couldn't move your arm
Got a partially torn ligament playing volleyball.
>had two concussions
>sprained my ankles a few times (>tfw glass ankles)
>broke my wrist
>fractured two fingers (pinky and ring finger on left hand)
>broke my thumb (right hand)
Played linebacker in football
>>64287497
2 times broken left leg, one time broken right arm, sprained ankle from football and few concussions from football/bike.
Basically I'm Koscielny.
Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend
>>64290366
>weebs
>good life
Lel
>Broken arm playing football
I tried to hit a header on a corner kick and I fell on my arm with another dude on top of me. Still continued the game and gave an assist for the draw desu.
>>64290385
>Mexico
>good life
>>64287497
broke my finger in a handball training, got bitter and quit
>>64290395
Rather live in Africa than being a weeaboo 2bh lad
>>64290395
desu tacos are amazing, more in a place like the one in your pic
still, Mexico is shit and so is Argentina
Only two ankle sprains
I broke my wrist dunking. It felt equally stupid and badass.
Hyper extended my left knee playing soccer
Broke my right arm playing capture the flag
>>64287497
broke my ankle jumping from the top of pic related
and someone broke my nose by hitting me in the face with a sick long pass
I've had runner's knee in my left knee from running marathons and I've had my nose broken twice, my jaw broken, and my right hand broken during my amateur boxing career which lasted all of 5 fights because I was pretty bad at it other than my jab.
>>64288472
I have a similar fat cunt experience
>playing indoor
>go into 50-50 with fat guy
>nick the ball about a half second earlier than him
>he just tries to kick through the ball
>my ankle is in place of the ball
>fat cunt smashes my ankle
>>64287497
I stubbed my toe power walking once.
>>64287730
>I have a job
Same here buddy, $33hr plus ANG drill checks
>I have a degree
lol I've got an CCAF degree(Applied Science Associates) that I don't even need other than for promotions
>I have a girlfriend
Nope, but who needs a girlfriend when you have sluts
>I have a house and a car
I've got 3 vehicles
>I have friends
Check
>People like me in real life
Debatable, but fuck them if they don't
>Women smile at me for no reason
Yes
>>64290715
This is a really cool guy. Like no joke. Super cool
>>64287497
Lost an eye playing lower league football. Pitch wasn't well maintained, got tripped whilst bombing it down the flank and managed to face plant into some spiky debris.
>>64288494
Friend of mine tore his THREE TIMES. Twice in one leg and once in another one.
>>64290734
thanks brah
Just minor stuff. Worst was a badly sprained finger that got caught awkwardly in a gi doing BJJ. I got my nose smashed sparring in boxing once, got blood all over the ring,
>>64290799
>mfw took a knee to the face after getting hip tossed and my opponent got too overzealous jumping into the crucifix position
Broke muh nose playing baseball. Classic case - groundball popped up off the ground and hit me in the nose.
> nose is still fugged
>having injuries
Hah, you brittle boned faggots.
Twisted my ankle going up to catch a pass.
What's worse was that it wasn't even in a game. I hurt myself warming up.
>>64290715
i'd buy you a drink la
>>64290865
just the ball or did you glove it up?
Tore my ACL while playing AFL (Australian football)
>>64287497
Broken wrist making a tackle, plantar fasciitis cuase of overtraining, iliotibial band syndrom cause of bad genetics, a couple of concussions and severe contracted erectors.
>>64290366
>still trying to force this pasta
>>64287730
Most of us can relate to all the shit you claim to be but its only here where we can express like the fucking lil shits we are and nobody will panic or shit on us for being terrible human beings.
Broke my arm playing football once.
>>64287602
>I suffered several back injuries due to my body growing way too fast as a teenager.
I had injuries in my knees because of this.
>>64291366
you should stop eating so much then
>>64291386
I'm almost underweight.
Torn shoulder, broken wrist x2 surgeries, broken ankle, torn ankle tendon, staples in head, 5-7 concussions, nerve impingement in elbow.
My joints are an absolute shitshow.
Broken collarbone from football, two linebackers jumped on my back in high school and drove my shoulder into the ground with about 350 400 on them and another 190 on me at Qb. My shoulder's okay now, but after that I dont get how the cowboys expeced romo back so quick
>>64287497
Tore my achilles pulling as a guard in high school. Painful as heck, had like 8 months of physical therapy.
It still fucking hurts sometimes, too.
I tried to headbutt a soccer ball that was up in the air in P.E. once, but it landed on my nose instead and I had to leave the game with a nosebleed.
I got back in 5 minutes later, but I looked like Rudolph.
>Broke my ankle and elbow playing basketball
>Concussions and sprained neck (neck brace for 2 months) in lacrosse
>Worst I ever got in football was a couple of concussions
Only soft fucks get hurt in football tbqh
I nearly got knocked the fuck out from a knee in the face playing football (soccer) when I was like 15, probably cuntcussion
>>64287631
Same here senpai
tore my meniscus playing basketball, a few jammed fingers
>be a freshman who just transferred to a new high school across the country in October
>right in time for basketball tryouts, the sport I've played since 3rd grade
>dad calls up the coach and lets him know about me and he sounds intrigued
>try out, look impressive, wind up with a shit team in the scrimmages because I don't know anyone but still carry them
>1v1 attack the rim drill
>drive towards the basket, some stupid fuck who didn't even end up making the team steps towards me right under my foot
>land on his foot and twist mine
>walk away from the drill towards the bench, ankle ballooning, no trainer there, no ice, done
I ended up making the team anyways, but I was on crutches for a while and pretty lazy with my rehab, so it was like midway through the season before I got to play.
>Finally Qb1 junior year
>break collarbone during season
>team was 8-1
>black meme qb takes over
>we win County and two playoff games.
>Coach says he's starter next year
>Next year team is 0-7
>black qb gets kicked off team for skipping practice to smoke weed
>Finally get starting job back
>We win out but still miss playoffs
Man im still pissed about this.
>>64293453
yep that really happened
Lifting injuries from years of lifting and I broke my hand boxing because I was wrapped improperly (thanks trainer dick)
>>64293471
Well it did. Not everyone is a fat NEET. /sp/ is a normal board.
Had a piece of gravel lodge itself in my urethra after a rolling dive on the edge of a baseball field when I was in middle school. And I don't mean touched the tip, I mean, it went down a bit.
Long story short, don't wear skimpy/loose gym shorts if you're playing on a silt or gravel diamond.
I tore my Derrick Rose parts playing basketball. Pic related was after my surgery a week ago.
>tfw rendered infertile due to a baseball to the testicles
>tfw everyone saw me scream and cry like a bitch
Why is the ACL the most susceptible part of the human body that is prone to sports injuries? There has never been a season in any sport were someone tore their ACL.
It always makes me wonder how badly it hurts after its torn and why you can't just walk it off and continue playing.
I got punched in the face one time HS football. I was a TE and caught a pass and the defender tried to punch the ball out of my arm and somehow his fist made its way through my facemask. I did fumble the ball because I was lights out and don't remember a few minutes afterwards.
>>64293612
Sounds like a Pahlaniuk story
fractured both wrists and ankles
also nearly tore my hamstring
>cardio
>never again
>>64293748
At least mine didn't have any gruesome long term effects, just a few minutes of ridiculous pain.
>>64287497
I've been sore from throwing a football in PE.
>playing soccer on a shitty field
>chasing a ball down the sideline, look towards the middle preparing to cross
>step in a small ditch
>POP
> I go down, all the English/Irish guys I'm playing with start giving me shit for diving
>turns out the pop was my kneecap dislocating and tearing the tendon and a piece of the knee cap off as well as tearing the meniscus
>4 hour surgery and a whole summer down the tubes
>>64293875
that's what you get for playing a women's sport, senpai
Yep
I walked into the doctor the other day. He asked what was wrong.
I explained I have been getting a bad neck whenever I am overcome with joy. I explained how whenever I beat a midget in a race to the top of a mountain I get a sore throat. I explained that it gets so bad when I feel happy that I can't even form words and instead end up splurting out loud noises that make everyone uncomfortable.
He explained I have TSUUUUUUUberculosis
Broke my collarbone twice and both wrists during my 14 year soccer career.
Once during wrestling I broke a tooth against my opponents forehead
And another time this fat shit stepped on my thumb and fractured it
I played 4 years of football in highschool and managed to avoid major injuries, I did fuck up my toe when someone dropped a barbell on it but outside of that I was unscathed
>>64287497
Handegg, Mangrapple and Boreball from the time I was 4 to 22
>2 cuntcussions
>internal bleeding
>broke two front teeth
>torn mcl
>broke four bones in muh foot
>dislocated shoulder
>fractured arm
>several broken ribs
>broke my fingers more times than I can count (wearing shoes atm)
>tore the tendons in my right hand
>and a partridge in a pear tree
The worst was when I got taken down in wrestling and posted my arm back as we were falling. Arm snapped in half at the elbow. That was the only time I missed a game or a match thanks to about a year and a half of physical therapy. Incidentally I still hold the high school record of most times hit at bat and most times on base.
I might walk with a limp and what feels like arthritis in every inch of my body but it was all worth it. Yep, a room full of plastic trophies, and a half assed scholarship for a worthless degree.
>>64287497
2 concussions, 3 times I've broken bones in my feet, sprains for days, broke my wrist, cracked sternum, and have lingering issues with my right shoulder and knee.
>Be me, le random amateur tennisman
>Tfw broke my knee when I was 20
>Tfw I can barely run now
It's like my legs don't want to run, horrible feel. I went through surgery and tried to work a lot on it, be it with doctors and shit but I'm not nearly as fast as I was before (it happened two years ago)
I feel for you, Falcao. I understand. Take care of your fucking knees, mates.
Broke my ankle playing football. Came down on it all kinds of wrong when I jumped to get the ball.
Sprained ankle, herniated spinal disk, tore a groin muscle, fucked up various joints
I guess I'm lucky they've all healed up completely
>>64290715
>I've got 3 vehicles
I took a point blank soccer shot to the nuts playing indoor soccer. Later on in the game literally the same exact thing happened. I puked on the turf. I could feel that shit all the way up in my abdomen for about a month
>>64294765
Kek
>/sp/ is a bunch of injury prone pussies
colour me shocked
Tore my MCL senior year of football during training camp during a field and returning punts drill. Had to miss my senior year of lacrosse, had a scholarship to a D2 lacrosse school
Now I shitpost on /sp/ and play community college football
>>64294790
>colour
>that flag
lost a toenail playing ultimate frisbee
>>64293644
lel, for real?
I broke my ass while playing hockey with m8s, does that count?
>>64287569
Good riddance. Stay off the walking trail you dumb fuck!
Tore my penis playing MMA
Concussion from hockey.
Nose bleeds from Rugby.
Fucked up knees and elbows from drinking and playing at the odr.
Yes but I couldn't tell you the name in english.
Tore some ligaments in both knees, still fucks me over at times since I'm too lazy nowadays to regularly stretch them.
I got carpal tunnel in a league tournament
